Vegan (2024) Movie Script
1
(gentle music)
- What, you wanna party?
(Carrie laughs)
I got some good shit, dude.
How old is that camera?
They don't even make those no more.
You want some of this?
Yeah, you do, right?
You want this?
$20,
No rough stuff.
I'll role play.
Can wear your little mask.
So what's it gonna be your choice,
crystal or sienna?
You want the special?
I'll give you the special
for 100 bucks, all night.
All night, you can have crystal pussy.
You have it.
What?
(hook thuds)
(dramatic music)
(blood pattering)
(dramatic music)
My name is Carrie Flanagan.
That's me bathed in the red light
with the thingy in the
jiggies over my eyes.
I'm a social media influencer,
although I'm not very good at it.
Hey guys, it's Carrie.
I got my new red light therapy lamp.
I'm kind of the idiot
savant of influencers.
Reminder.
Hey guys, it's Carrie.
I just got my new red light therapy lamp,
and I'm so in love with it.
This thing is so good
for fine lines, wrinkles,
just, it even penetrates to your muscles
for all over cellular regeneration.
You guys know you're
gonna want one of these.
Click the link in my bio,
use offer code Carrrie20,
and then, you know, comment
below in the comment section
and tell me what you thought.
Anyway, this is my story.
(gentle music)
Hey guys, it's Carrie here.
So we're gonna do a little unboxing today.
I love unboxing time.
These are my new boots.
Click on the link, you know how to do it.
This is why you're gonna wanna get these.
Have a secret compartment.
It's a little zipper on the side, okay?
So you can put your ID,
you could put money, your keys, drugs,
oh, just kidding.
I don't advocate doing drugs.
I don't do drugs.
Love it.
Hey guys, Happy Pride Month.
Of course, I'm wearing my rainbow colors
with a little bit of an
'80s flare because, well,
I was born sometime in that decade.
Don't wanna say when, but yeah.
So anyways, I have to pay
homage to the '80s, obviously.
Oh, hey honey.
- Hi, baby look adorable.
- Sorry guys, don't mind
my hot ass wife there.
Anyway, I promised you
guys I would continue
with the Ask Me Anything series.
So today's question comes from,
this is from @BlazingBarbecue69Lover,
interesting handle.
"Why are you vegan?
And don't you ever wish
that you could just eat
a juicy cheeseburger
and wash it down with
a delicious milkshake?"
Well, the short answer is I do,
I do vegan versions of those things,
but animals are my friends,
and I don't eat my friends, not usually.
But that's really oversimplifying it.
The factory farming industry
is just incredibly inhumane.
Like, for example, dairy cows.
There are over 10 million dairy
cows in this country alone
that are forcibly inseminated every year.
I mean, that's really just
a nice way of saying raped,
because they can't produce milk
without getting pregnant
and having calves.
And then they give birth to these calves.
Calves are ripped from them
within like an hour of
being born sometimes.
And then the calves are
like crying for their moms,
and the moms are crying for their calves.
And then the male calves are put
into these tiny little veal crates,
and then they're just slaughtered
within a few months for veal.
All the cows have their tails
cut off without anesthetic.
They are de-horned without
anesthetic, and they're branded,
and it's just, I mean, this
stuff isn't the exception
to the rule, it's industry standard.
So it's not even
considered animal cruelty.
These poor cows, you know,
they've just given birth to these calves
and then they're hooked up
to these milking machines day
after day, just all day long.
They're just being milked.
And then they get these
infections in their utters.
So then they start producing pus.
So you're drinking actual infection, pus?
Yeah, no, thanks.
You know, I've actually always been vegan.
I've always had this visceral
reaction to meat and to milk,
and tomorrow, we're gonna talk about.
I'm gonna give you a little hint.
It involves whether my nose piercing,
has ever gotten hooked on anything.
And it may or may not involve
Lydia's hoo-ha piercing, what?
Sorry, so, yeah,
(both laughing)
so that's gonna be a
lot more fun, I promise.
Oh my God, I keep getting, like,
I've gotten like six
missed calls from somebody
and I have no idea who this is from.
I'm just gonna call
them back really quick.
(Carrie sighs)
Yeah, yeah, this is she.
Yeah, I remember you,
you were in the choir with
my mom at her church, right?
Yeah.
Oh, slow down, what?
(gentle music)
(Carrie sobs)
- [Lydia] Baby, you're okay?
(Carrie sobs)
- Oh my God.
- Honey, what's wrong?
Hey.
How you doing?
(Carrie sighs)
- Just debating if I wanna
get back into making contact,
'cause it's really hard to get out of bed.
I'm supposed to think about
social media right now.
I just, that I'm afraid I'm
gonna start losing followers
and losing brand deals.
And I have the money from my parents now,
but I just can't believe
that they're gone.
- I know, I know.
Speaking of this, there's
something we need to talk about.
- What's wrong?
What?
- When we went through your
parents stuff, I found this.
- Okay, what is this, what?
- I just really want it for
your brief to settle in first.
- These are adoption papers.
- Yeah.
- They weren't my real parents, what?
Oh my God, that's me.
I was found by the side of the road, what?
This doesn't-
- I know, I know.
But Listen, turn this into an opportunity
for yourself, please.
You need your content
for your socials anyways.
Why don't you go and document this?
It's an amazing story.
What's it saying again?
Turn oranges into orange juice.
- I have so many questions.
I mean, who were my biological parents?
I mean, what happened to them, what?
You're totally right.
I need new contents.
- Yeah, and I did some research for you.
The little town that you're found next
to barely exists anymore.
You need to go out there
and film the journey of
discovering where you're from.
- Oh my God, this could get
so much traction to my page.
I mean, this could get a ton
of new followers, more likes.
This could be my ticket
into actual real filmmaking.
- Yes.
You need this.
- Do it for you.
We could go do this.
We could do this together.
This would be so much fun.
- Oh, I wish, but I have my work trip.
I wish I could go with you,
but you need to do this for yourself.
- Okay, you know how crap
I am at filming myself
and the tech stuff.
I'm freaking tech idiot.
This is why you do all this for me.
- Yeah, but at some point,
you gotta learn this yourself.
I can't be there with you all the time,
even though I wish I could.
This is the perfect
opportunity to learn this.
Go out there, make some oranges.
- Okay, you're right,
but it's actually turn
lemons and into lemonade.
- Huh, what do you mean?
- You're turning something
sour into something sweet,
and that's how the expression goes.
You're so cute.
(Carrie laughs)
- Oh God, lost in translation.
I need to just shut up and kiss you.
(lips smack)
- Hey guys, so I know I haven't
been posting or streaming
or anything in the past two weeks,
but I've just been dealing with a lot
of intense personal stuff.
During the last Ask Me
Anything, two weeks ago,
I got a phone call and I
found out that my parents,
they were driving home from their church
from a potluck at their church,
and they were hit by a drunk
driver and they were killed.
That's not even the half of it, guys.
So you know, Lydia and I were
back home going through stuff.
We had to go through some old boxes
and get together some
photographs for the funeral
and some documents to finalize everything.
And she found something very interesting.
I gotta pull over and show you guys.
So I don't remember any of this,
but apparently, that is me.
Nobody knows where I came
from or who I belong to,
or I mean, I have no idea.
And of course, this was
decades ago, you know,
Q-existential conundrum.
Like, I literally have no idea who I am
or where I came from.
So I'm gonna go find out,
and I am gonna bring you
guys along for the ride.
This is it.
We're here in the middle of nowhere.
So I'm not sure what's around here.
I can see the post where I
was found in the background.
So we're gonna look around,
see what we can find.
I've got a little camera
recording via wifi and Bluetooth.
It uploads the footage
automatically up to Lydia's laptop.
Lydia's in Zurich on a work
trip, so she couldn't be here.
So I have to do this by myself,
but it's okay, I'm a big girl.
So she's gonna edit the footage remotely.
And I've also got, this is so exciting,
I've got the latest
and greatest tech care.
I've got a camera shooting
outta the back of my backpack,
power Bank, gimbal for my cell phone.
one terabyte memory
cards in these cameras.
Let's do this.
So I can see the little
post where it was found.
So we're gonna walk to
it, see what we find.
Did I mention it's hottest balls out here?
It's really freaking hot.
I think this is like the hottest
day of the year, so, wow.
This is really trippy, guys.
(upbeat music)
This is it.
This is literally,
it's giving me this really
intense feeling of dj vu.
I don't remember it at
all, but, whew, okay.
That's definitely it.
Okay, let's see if we can
see anything down here.
So we've got a bridge with some slimy moss
that we're gonna walk over very carefully.
I probably shouldn't
have worn these boots,
these platforms, but here we are.
Okay, looks like there's a little barn.
Let's see if there's anybody here.
Hello?
(door knocks)
Hello.
Is anybody here?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't know, guys.
It's not looking good.
(door knocks)
Hello?
(crow caws)
Hello.
- Well, now we haven't
seen anybody around here
in a long time.
You lost?
- Yeah, I'm just looking
for somebody that might've
been around in the '80s,
I mean, the 1980s.
(both laugh)
- Well, now ain't nobody been
around here for a long time.
This whole place got destroyed
in the spring of 1977.
- Wow, that's very specific.
So I can see that you
have a very good memory,
and you're still around,
so you must have been here
in the '80s, right?
- I don't wanna go back and
think about all of that.
So listen, yeah,
you better get outta here
before anybody else sees you.
- Well, who else is out here?
I mean, who's gonna see me?
I need you to tell me anything
that you might know about this.
- Well, now, you just get the
fuck around here right now.
Get the fuck outta here now, go!
Get the fuck out, now, go!
Get-
(dramatic music)
- You, stay for dinner.
- Oh my God.
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Let's get back to my
car, get back to my car.
Fuck, it's getting dark, okay?
Oh God, why did I wear
platform boots, fucking eh.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, shit, shit.
Oh my God.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
(dramatic music)
(Carrie screams)
(hand thuds)
(dramatic music)
(metal clanks)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- Say moo.
- What do you want from me?
- Moo.
- Moo.
What do you want from me?
Please stop.
- Need to eat cow.
Too skinny.
- I'm Carrie.
- Yes.
- What's your name?
- Eat meat, drink milk.
- Okay, all right.
Okay.
- Oh, I think you can.
- Okay.
- Not just the veggies, eat the meat.
- I can't.
- It's good organic food,
hormone-free, eat.
Do you have any idea
what acid does to skin?
- No, no, no, no, please.
Okay, you don't have to do that.
I'll drink, I'll.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
- Okay, okay, okay.
I'll drink it, I'll drink it.
- Good, all of it.
(Carrie vomits)
(hand thuds)
You will learn.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
- I thought you were my lit cow,
but looks like you're
more like a little piggy.
Hoink, hoink like a pig.
Hoink like a pig, and eat it all up.
- [Carrie] Hoink, hoink, hoink.
- [Man] Eat vomit.
Eat the vomit.
- Oh God.
(Carrie crying)
- Clean up your mess, little pig.
When a pig makes a mess,
the pig cleans it up.
- I'm sorry.
- You will eat meat.
- Never eaten meat or drink milk before.
- Well, there's the first
time for everything.
(man slurping)
As sweet like candy.
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- There's no coverage.
There's no cell phone.
You can make a video, Carrie.
I'm being held in a barn
by a man with a mask.
I can't see his face,
and there's no cell coverage in here.
There's no wifi.
Nobody here, please,
I'll try to send this
to you when I get kind of
cell coverage, I don't know.
Oh.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
- Welcome to my farm.
Wasn't always like this, you know,
farm was bountiful.
Corn, carrots, tomatoes, chickens,
pigs, cattle, bovine heaven,
as far as the eye can see.
I made the most delicious milk.
And the factory exploded.
Sent the chemicals into
the air, into the water,
seeping up into the ground,
and the farm died.
Animals all got sick, father died,
and mother, well, she just
ran off into the woods
to live with the gypsies.
No more farm,
me all along.
Stupid kids from the next town,
doing drugs outside the old factory,
placed nothing but a
pile of rubble and ruin.
- And there will be people looking for me.
- Oh, oh, nobody comes out here, nobody.
- Please, maybe I can
do a vlog to help you.
I can do a vlog about how
farmers have been impacted
by environmental damage.
And I can-
- [Man] oh, you can help me?
You can help me.
- [Carrie] Yes.
- You can help me replenish my supply.
My freezer is getting empty.
- Supply?
(Carrie screaming)
- You got a lot to learn
about how a farm works.
- Oh, please.
- A few more like you,
they came around over the years,
you know, usually lost or high,
no purpose in life at
all, but I gave them one.
They gave me flesh.
They gave me milk.
Yeah, they brought my farm back to life.
- Oh God, oh God.
- And I got to raise
cattle again just like you.
My little cow.
I like to document my cattle,
so that I can remember
you when you're gone.
- Oh.
- Makes it a little
easier, little less lonely
in the leaner times, you know?
(Carrie sobbing)
(gentle music)
(Carrie crying)
(dramatic music)
(cock crows)
(man sighs)
Wakey-wakey, time for eggs and bakey.
Here's the problem right here.
- Can I please have some water?
- Well, no, we gotta take care
of a little bit of business first.
Now, what kind of a cow are
you gonna be for me, huh?
You gonna be a cow that
I fatten up for meat?
Are you going to be a dairy cow
that I use to make calves and milk?
What do you say?
- Moo.
- Moo.
Moo.
- Moo.
- Moo.
- Hey, show some enthusiasm here.
- Moo!
- Mm.
Well, let's make it official, shall we?
- Oh.
- I need you to turn
around and get on all fours
and face the wall.
Come on.
That's a good little cow.
Wasn't that hard, was it?
(Carrie sobbing)
(fire sizzling)
(dramatic music)
- No, no, please, no,
please, no, please, no.
- What do you say?
What do you say?
- Moo.
- Moo.
Give me a good one.
(Carrie screams)
Property of the organic farm.
- What do you need?
- Please, just have me
some water now, please.
(Carrie coughing)
Please.
(Carrie coughing)
I have to pee.
- You have to what?
- I have to.
(hand thuds)
Oh, I can't, I can't go away.
Oh, no I can't.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie crying)
- [Man] Come on, baby.
"All work and no play,"
you know the saying, right?
- Not getting anything here.
Can't believe I haven't
heard from my wife,
I haven't gotten any footage.
But then again, we know what she's like,
doing what she does, but.
- [Man] I can't wait at these, can't.
- The yellow naughty, dirty
love sleeve go too bad.
- I can't wait until your silly,
green car marriage is over, really.
- Me too.
She's so obsessed with her fame
and her social media image
and new front.
(hand thuds)
But you know what, you don't
have to talk about her.
- Okay.
- Enough talk, period.
(dramatic music)
- Decided you're gonna be
a dairy cow, little heifer.
- [Carrie] Oh, oh, oh, please.
- Oh, you are gonna bear me a calf.
- [Carrie] No, please, no, please.
- Gotta start with the inseminating.
- Oh.
I'm a lesbian.
- [Man] Well, that ain't natural.
- I am too old too.
I'm old, you won't be
able to get me pregnant.
I can't even conceive children
anymore at this point.
I think this would be
completely pointless.
- [Man] Turn around, and get on all fours.
You turn around, and you get on all fours,
or I will hang you by your
flesh from this meat hook.
Do you understand?
- Okay, okay, okay.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
Oh God, please.
- Hold still now.
Good heifer, now you hold
still so the seed will take.
Try not to move.
- That'll keep you in place.
Let nature do its work.
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- Please help me.
Please help me.
Help me, help me, please.
- Yeah, I told you,
you should have left
when you had the chance.
Now, I can't let you go,
but I brought you something.
- Please help me.
You have to help me, please.
- Girl-
- Please help me.
- You're gonna be fine.
- Okay, you gotta just fucking do this.
(Carrie sobs)
(gentle music)
(Anna screaming)
(baby crying)
(milk pattering)
(gentle music)
(milk pattering)
(dramatic music)
(man shushes)
(Anna screaming)
(Anna coughing)
- [Man] Sweet like candy.
(Anna screaming)
Gonna need a little cauterizing cow.
(man shushes)
(skin sizzling)
(Anna screams)
(dramatic music)
(fists thud)
(man groans)
(dramatic music)
(keys clanking)
- It uploads the footage
automatically up to Lydia's laptop.
Lydia's in a Zurich on a work
trip, so she couldn't be here.
So I have to do this by myself, but.
Fuck, it's getting dark, okay?
Oh God, why did I wear
platform boots, fucking eh?
Jesus Christ.
- Are you okay?
(phone ringing)
How are you?
(phone ringing)
(Lydia sighs)
What's going on with you?
I should have gotten more footage.
- She's probably out there, you know,
she doesn't have wifi or any service.
- Yeah, but her car has,
her car has satellite wifi.
I should have gotten way more footage.
- I wouldn't worry about
it too much right now.
You know, she's probably out
there exploring the area,
interviewing people, taking selfies.
(Lydia laughs)
- Probably, you're right.
Anyways, I have so much
work I have to get done.
I have this commercial that
I need to finish editing,
before my client flips his lid.
Now slave, if you don't mind,
get me some more coffee.
- What better than the porch,
should I have to myself?
- Oh, I love slave.
- And yes, mistress.
- Hey, can you also do some room service?
I would like a steak.
- [Francois] Uh-huh.
- Red.
- [Francois] Okay.
- Bloody.
- [Francois] Wonderful.
(dramatic music)
- My, my, my, how the tables have turned.
Say moo.
- Moo.
- Say moo.
- Moo.
(hook thuds)
(man screams)
Moo!
- Somebody's gonna need a tetanus shot.
(man groans)
(fire sizzling)
(man screaming)
I can do this all day long.
I want some answers.
There was a little girl found
by the side of the road.
(dramatic music)
(gentle music)
(baby crying)
It's a brand.
(Carrie sobs)
I can't see shit.
Fuck, I can't see shit.
He's gonna get to my car.
He's gonna get to my car.
He's gonna get to my car.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
(car door thuds)
(Carrie sighs)
Lydia, the scar on my back,
it's not a scar, it's a brand.
I know where I came from.
It's a brand.
It's not a scar.
I gotta go back, I gotta go back.
I gotta find out what
happened to the woman,
the young woman.
I need to know what happened to her.
Lydia, please call me
back when you get this.
Please, I need you to call me right back.
I'm gonna send this to you right now,
but I need you call me back please.
Oh God.
(Carrie screams)
Oh fuck.
Oh my God, oh, I gotta go back.
I gotta go back.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie screams)
- Turn around and go back.
- [Carrie] What do you want from me?
- Go back now.
- I can't, I gotta go.
I gotta know what happens where.
(Carrie panting)
(gentle music)
- Baby, baby, come here.
Come here, come here, hi.
Come here, come here.
You're gonna run?
You're gonna run so fast.
You're gonna run so fast.
(indistinct)
I love you so much.
Okay, you gotta go, you
gotta go, you gotta go.
(Carrie crying)
(Anna sobbing)
(Anna screaming)
Just run, run.
(metal clanks)
(dramatic music)
(Anna screaming)
(Anna sobbing)
(Carrie sobbing)
(gentle music)
What was her name, my mother?
What was her name?
(upbeat music)
You don't start talking,
I swear to God I will
light you on fucking fire.
What was her name?
- Anna.
- Anna.
- Yeah, Anna.
- Anna.
(gentle music)
- [Man] Come out, come
out wherever you are.
(dramatic music)
- This ends now, enough!
- [Man] How could you let her go?
(dramatic music)
- Just kidding.
(man screaming)
Never thought I'd actually eat meat.
The difference is
animals don't deserve it,
but you, you do.
(man screaming)
How's that fucking deal, huh?
You are what you eat.
(man screams)
(Carrie laughing)
You know what I think?
I think I should cut off your balls
and your cock and feed those to you too.
What do you think, huh?
Say, hoink, hoink.
(Carrie laughing)
(man screaming)
(Carrie laughing)
Oh, you really, really are what you eat,
and that makes you a dick.
(Carrie laughing)
(knife thuds)
(man groaning)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie laughing)
- Time to come home.
- Mama.
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
Oh fuck.
(dramatic music)
- Oops.
- Lydia, the scar on my back,
it's not a scar, it's a brand.
I know where it came from.
(dramatic music)
- Whoa.
Oh my God, that's so creepy.
Hey, you gotta come and check this out.
You won't believe this,
when you see this, oh my God.
- Is it the vintage designer
bag you're looking for
on sale for high price?
- Francois, I'm serious.
It's not a fucking designer bag.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie retching)
(dramatic music)
- Oh my God.
I fucking killed you.
I fucking killed you.
I fucking killed you.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie panting)
(Carrie sobs)
I fucking just killed somebody.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
Lydia.
Fuck, Lydia.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Lydia, please pick up.
- [Lydia] Hey, this is Lydia.
Leave me a message.
- Lydia, please call me back.
Call me back right now.
I need your help, please.
Please call me back.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Gotta get outta here.
Just get outta here, fuck.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
Oh fuck.
Oh my God, you're home.
How did you get back so fast?
I've been trying to call you
and call you and call you,
and I couldn't reach you and-
- I was gonna fly back.
I rushed back as soon
as I saw what happened.
Are you okay?
- I killed him.
(Lydia shushes)
- It's okay.
I'll take care of everything.
You'll be okay.
Where are the cowboy tapes?
- I just left them in the barn.
I just rushed out of
there as fast as I could.
I wasn't even thinking
about grabbing them, but-
- Just leave it to me.
I'll go there tomorrow and pick them up.
You've been through so much.
I will digitize them, and edit them,
and take them down to the police station
and explain everything that happened.
We'll make it look like
it was self-defense.
- Do you really think
they'll believe that?
- Oh yeah, for sure.
They have no choice but to see your side
of the story once they see what he did.
Just leave everything to me, don't worry.
- I don't know what I would,
I don't know what I would do without you.
- I'll take care of
everything, don't worry.
- Okay, thank you.
- I gotcha.
- [Policeman] So, Carrie,
why don't we try this again?
What really happened?
- It was self-defense.
You saw the tapes,
- [Policeman] We saw some footage
that was very different
than what you're telling us.
- No, no, I mean, the old
camcorder footage from the '70s.
- There's no camcorder footage.
Only footage I have is
you killing the man.
- There was another camera,
there's other footage.
I had a camera in my T-shirt,
and it was capturing all
the old camcorder footage
that showed what he did
playing on this old TV,
and my camera caught all
the footage on the TV.
It caught all the footage.
- She's not in her right mind.
She's lost it.
She's hallucinating
stuff, imagining things.
I think she really needs help.
- There was no other
footage from the farm,
old footage, new footage, nothing else.
- That doesn't make any
sense, there's footage.
But I'm telling you that there
was, that's impossible then.
- Tell me about you and
Lydia's relationship.
Do you think she have
any reason to lie to us?
- She needed a green card,
and I wanted a wife for
my social media brand,
but I still don't understand
why she would do this,
why she would just throw me under the bus.
- Our relationship was pretty typical.
Nothing outta the ordinary.
I can't believe all that she's saying.
I mean, you spoke to her.
Does she see him in her right mind to you?
- You wanna know what I think?
I think you needed a visa to stay here.
You met Carrie, got married,
you just biding time,
so your permanent residency
would come through.
- I told you nothing but the truth.
- You didn't expect Carrie
parents to die suddenly,
and leave her with the money, did you?
One thing I can't understand is
why we found a charred body at the farm,
everything burnt down.
- Burned down?
- If you had nothing to hide,
why destroy all the evidence?
- Lydia!
Lydia, what did you do?
Lydia, I'll kill you.
What did you do?
What did you do?
Why, why?
What did you do?
- Why did you lie about
being in Zurich on business?
- What do you mean?
- They ran your passport,
you never left the country.
- Look, I just needed to
get some peace and quiet
to get some editing work done.
- So where did you go?
- Oh, I just got a hotel room downtown
to hold up in while she was gone.
- To get some work done alone.
- Yeah, of course.
- It's not a fucking designer bag.
You gotta come and see this, Francois.
Something is really wrong here.
- Go on, Lydia.
What is your whole point of us holding up
in this little room?
Anyway, if not to have a
lot and a lot of sex, huh?
(Lydia shushes)
- But you have to send help, please.
Please you have to send help, okay?
You have to send help and
post this to my socials.
Post this to my socials.
But but edit out this part
where I'm telling you to post
it to my socials, but post it.
And please, please, and
help me, please, please.
Just kidding.
(man screaming)
- Carrie.
- Oh my God, she's actually eating it.
- Oh, this is so disgusting.
This is so disgusting.
- She's got kind of insane.
- Okay.
(man coughing)
(Lydia crying)
- What is she doing?
Oh, she's lost her mind completely.
- She's got literally (indistinct)
Oh my God.
- Insane!
(Lydia panting)
(Francois clears throat)
You know what, change of plans.
We need to give rid up all the footage
that shows what he did,
what kind of monster that he was, okay?
- Save only the video of her
killing him, you understand?
Thank God, she doesn't know
about the phone and laptop
that you have,
in case if the police checks your devices.
- We have to make it look
like she's completely crazy.
Like, this was all in her head,
distraught, fame-hungry,
social media star,
lost her mind completely
after her parents died,
and she went off to kill a rural farmer,
during a psychotic breakdown.
- I like it.
You can think.
(Lydia laughs)
I can finally have you only for myself.
- We need to show the
police all the evidence
of her killing him.
They will put her away
for being mentally ill and incompetent.
And I'll get in charge
of all the finances.
(both laughing)
- I love how intelligent you are.
Oh my God.
- I need to go and give it
all the camcorder footage.
But if you do this right,
we can get away with this.
- Make sure you (indistinct)
- Okay, airplane mode.
Fuck yeah.
(Francois laughs)
(dramatic music)
(both laughing)
- I made a little policy
insurance for myself.
(dramatic music)
- How you gonna do that?
What you planning to do with it?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nothing to worry about.
Just little something to keep you in line.
- You fucking asshole.
What do you want?
- You're going to give me half the money
of Carrie inheritance.
You control her finances now.
- Yeah, right.
Like, that will look any suspicious.
- Yeah, just say it's production
expenses, film investment.
Financing the movie I will
do about (indistinct) story.
All right, by the way,
I will need the writer of the story.
But don't worry though,
you can have the edit.
- You motherfucking
soulless piece of shit!
- We're gonna play by
my rules from now on.
Otherwise, I hand over the crucial pieces
of missing evidence to the police,
and your life is finished.
(hand thuds)
Just the way I like it, baby.
(mouth spits)
(upbeat music)
- Today's unboxing.
I have this off-white jacket.
It's really cool.
It's got straps,
keeps my hands warm.
Click the link in my bio.
Use the offer @Carrie20.
I am famous.
I'm famous now.
I'm famous.
I'm famous.
Everybody knows who I am now.
Now, fuck those police.
(Carrie laughs)
(gentle music)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct)
But if you take this turn
But if you take this turn
But if you take this turn
(upbeat music)
See it coming
(upbeat music)
(gentle music)
- What, you wanna party?
(Carrie laughs)
I got some good shit, dude.
How old is that camera?
They don't even make those no more.
You want some of this?
Yeah, you do, right?
You want this?
$20,
No rough stuff.
I'll role play.
Can wear your little mask.
So what's it gonna be your choice,
crystal or sienna?
You want the special?
I'll give you the special
for 100 bucks, all night.
All night, you can have crystal pussy.
You have it.
What?
(hook thuds)
(dramatic music)
(blood pattering)
(dramatic music)
My name is Carrie Flanagan.
That's me bathed in the red light
with the thingy in the
jiggies over my eyes.
I'm a social media influencer,
although I'm not very good at it.
Hey guys, it's Carrie.
I got my new red light therapy lamp.
I'm kind of the idiot
savant of influencers.
Reminder.
Hey guys, it's Carrie.
I just got my new red light therapy lamp,
and I'm so in love with it.
This thing is so good
for fine lines, wrinkles,
just, it even penetrates to your muscles
for all over cellular regeneration.
You guys know you're
gonna want one of these.
Click the link in my bio,
use offer code Carrrie20,
and then, you know, comment
below in the comment section
and tell me what you thought.
Anyway, this is my story.
(gentle music)
Hey guys, it's Carrie here.
So we're gonna do a little unboxing today.
I love unboxing time.
These are my new boots.
Click on the link, you know how to do it.
This is why you're gonna wanna get these.
Have a secret compartment.
It's a little zipper on the side, okay?
So you can put your ID,
you could put money, your keys, drugs,
oh, just kidding.
I don't advocate doing drugs.
I don't do drugs.
Love it.
Hey guys, Happy Pride Month.
Of course, I'm wearing my rainbow colors
with a little bit of an
'80s flare because, well,
I was born sometime in that decade.
Don't wanna say when, but yeah.
So anyways, I have to pay
homage to the '80s, obviously.
Oh, hey honey.
- Hi, baby look adorable.
- Sorry guys, don't mind
my hot ass wife there.
Anyway, I promised you
guys I would continue
with the Ask Me Anything series.
So today's question comes from,
this is from @BlazingBarbecue69Lover,
interesting handle.
"Why are you vegan?
And don't you ever wish
that you could just eat
a juicy cheeseburger
and wash it down with
a delicious milkshake?"
Well, the short answer is I do,
I do vegan versions of those things,
but animals are my friends,
and I don't eat my friends, not usually.
But that's really oversimplifying it.
The factory farming industry
is just incredibly inhumane.
Like, for example, dairy cows.
There are over 10 million dairy
cows in this country alone
that are forcibly inseminated every year.
I mean, that's really just
a nice way of saying raped,
because they can't produce milk
without getting pregnant
and having calves.
And then they give birth to these calves.
Calves are ripped from them
within like an hour of
being born sometimes.
And then the calves are
like crying for their moms,
and the moms are crying for their calves.
And then the male calves are put
into these tiny little veal crates,
and then they're just slaughtered
within a few months for veal.
All the cows have their tails
cut off without anesthetic.
They are de-horned without
anesthetic, and they're branded,
and it's just, I mean, this
stuff isn't the exception
to the rule, it's industry standard.
So it's not even
considered animal cruelty.
These poor cows, you know,
they've just given birth to these calves
and then they're hooked up
to these milking machines day
after day, just all day long.
They're just being milked.
And then they get these
infections in their utters.
So then they start producing pus.
So you're drinking actual infection, pus?
Yeah, no, thanks.
You know, I've actually always been vegan.
I've always had this visceral
reaction to meat and to milk,
and tomorrow, we're gonna talk about.
I'm gonna give you a little hint.
It involves whether my nose piercing,
has ever gotten hooked on anything.
And it may or may not involve
Lydia's hoo-ha piercing, what?
Sorry, so, yeah,
(both laughing)
so that's gonna be a
lot more fun, I promise.
Oh my God, I keep getting, like,
I've gotten like six
missed calls from somebody
and I have no idea who this is from.
I'm just gonna call
them back really quick.
(Carrie sighs)
Yeah, yeah, this is she.
Yeah, I remember you,
you were in the choir with
my mom at her church, right?
Yeah.
Oh, slow down, what?
(gentle music)
(Carrie sobs)
- [Lydia] Baby, you're okay?
(Carrie sobs)
- Oh my God.
- Honey, what's wrong?
Hey.
How you doing?
(Carrie sighs)
- Just debating if I wanna
get back into making contact,
'cause it's really hard to get out of bed.
I'm supposed to think about
social media right now.
I just, that I'm afraid I'm
gonna start losing followers
and losing brand deals.
And I have the money from my parents now,
but I just can't believe
that they're gone.
- I know, I know.
Speaking of this, there's
something we need to talk about.
- What's wrong?
What?
- When we went through your
parents stuff, I found this.
- Okay, what is this, what?
- I just really want it for
your brief to settle in first.
- These are adoption papers.
- Yeah.
- They weren't my real parents, what?
Oh my God, that's me.
I was found by the side of the road, what?
This doesn't-
- I know, I know.
But Listen, turn this into an opportunity
for yourself, please.
You need your content
for your socials anyways.
Why don't you go and document this?
It's an amazing story.
What's it saying again?
Turn oranges into orange juice.
- I have so many questions.
I mean, who were my biological parents?
I mean, what happened to them, what?
You're totally right.
I need new contents.
- Yeah, and I did some research for you.
The little town that you're found next
to barely exists anymore.
You need to go out there
and film the journey of
discovering where you're from.
- Oh my God, this could get
so much traction to my page.
I mean, this could get a ton
of new followers, more likes.
This could be my ticket
into actual real filmmaking.
- Yes.
You need this.
- Do it for you.
We could go do this.
We could do this together.
This would be so much fun.
- Oh, I wish, but I have my work trip.
I wish I could go with you,
but you need to do this for yourself.
- Okay, you know how crap
I am at filming myself
and the tech stuff.
I'm freaking tech idiot.
This is why you do all this for me.
- Yeah, but at some point,
you gotta learn this yourself.
I can't be there with you all the time,
even though I wish I could.
This is the perfect
opportunity to learn this.
Go out there, make some oranges.
- Okay, you're right,
but it's actually turn
lemons and into lemonade.
- Huh, what do you mean?
- You're turning something
sour into something sweet,
and that's how the expression goes.
You're so cute.
(Carrie laughs)
- Oh God, lost in translation.
I need to just shut up and kiss you.
(lips smack)
- Hey guys, so I know I haven't
been posting or streaming
or anything in the past two weeks,
but I've just been dealing with a lot
of intense personal stuff.
During the last Ask Me
Anything, two weeks ago,
I got a phone call and I
found out that my parents,
they were driving home from their church
from a potluck at their church,
and they were hit by a drunk
driver and they were killed.
That's not even the half of it, guys.
So you know, Lydia and I were
back home going through stuff.
We had to go through some old boxes
and get together some
photographs for the funeral
and some documents to finalize everything.
And she found something very interesting.
I gotta pull over and show you guys.
So I don't remember any of this,
but apparently, that is me.
Nobody knows where I came
from or who I belong to,
or I mean, I have no idea.
And of course, this was
decades ago, you know,
Q-existential conundrum.
Like, I literally have no idea who I am
or where I came from.
So I'm gonna go find out,
and I am gonna bring you
guys along for the ride.
This is it.
We're here in the middle of nowhere.
So I'm not sure what's around here.
I can see the post where I
was found in the background.
So we're gonna look around,
see what we can find.
I've got a little camera
recording via wifi and Bluetooth.
It uploads the footage
automatically up to Lydia's laptop.
Lydia's in Zurich on a work
trip, so she couldn't be here.
So I have to do this by myself,
but it's okay, I'm a big girl.
So she's gonna edit the footage remotely.
And I've also got, this is so exciting,
I've got the latest
and greatest tech care.
I've got a camera shooting
outta the back of my backpack,
power Bank, gimbal for my cell phone.
one terabyte memory
cards in these cameras.
Let's do this.
So I can see the little
post where it was found.
So we're gonna walk to
it, see what we find.
Did I mention it's hottest balls out here?
It's really freaking hot.
I think this is like the hottest
day of the year, so, wow.
This is really trippy, guys.
(upbeat music)
This is it.
This is literally,
it's giving me this really
intense feeling of dj vu.
I don't remember it at
all, but, whew, okay.
That's definitely it.
Okay, let's see if we can
see anything down here.
So we've got a bridge with some slimy moss
that we're gonna walk over very carefully.
I probably shouldn't
have worn these boots,
these platforms, but here we are.
Okay, looks like there's a little barn.
Let's see if there's anybody here.
Hello?
(door knocks)
Hello.
Is anybody here?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't know, guys.
It's not looking good.
(door knocks)
Hello?
(crow caws)
Hello.
- Well, now we haven't
seen anybody around here
in a long time.
You lost?
- Yeah, I'm just looking
for somebody that might've
been around in the '80s,
I mean, the 1980s.
(both laugh)
- Well, now ain't nobody been
around here for a long time.
This whole place got destroyed
in the spring of 1977.
- Wow, that's very specific.
So I can see that you
have a very good memory,
and you're still around,
so you must have been here
in the '80s, right?
- I don't wanna go back and
think about all of that.
So listen, yeah,
you better get outta here
before anybody else sees you.
- Well, who else is out here?
I mean, who's gonna see me?
I need you to tell me anything
that you might know about this.
- Well, now, you just get the
fuck around here right now.
Get the fuck outta here now, go!
Get the fuck out, now, go!
Get-
(dramatic music)
- You, stay for dinner.
- Oh my God.
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Let's get back to my
car, get back to my car.
Fuck, it's getting dark, okay?
Oh God, why did I wear
platform boots, fucking eh.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, shit, shit.
Oh my God.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
(dramatic music)
(Carrie screams)
(hand thuds)
(dramatic music)
(metal clanks)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- Say moo.
- What do you want from me?
- Moo.
- Moo.
What do you want from me?
Please stop.
- Need to eat cow.
Too skinny.
- I'm Carrie.
- Yes.
- What's your name?
- Eat meat, drink milk.
- Okay, all right.
Okay.
- Oh, I think you can.
- Okay.
- Not just the veggies, eat the meat.
- I can't.
- It's good organic food,
hormone-free, eat.
Do you have any idea
what acid does to skin?
- No, no, no, no, please.
Okay, you don't have to do that.
I'll drink, I'll.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
- Okay, okay, okay.
I'll drink it, I'll drink it.
- Good, all of it.
(Carrie vomits)
(hand thuds)
You will learn.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
- I thought you were my lit cow,
but looks like you're
more like a little piggy.
Hoink, hoink like a pig.
Hoink like a pig, and eat it all up.
- [Carrie] Hoink, hoink, hoink.
- [Man] Eat vomit.
Eat the vomit.
- Oh God.
(Carrie crying)
- Clean up your mess, little pig.
When a pig makes a mess,
the pig cleans it up.
- I'm sorry.
- You will eat meat.
- Never eaten meat or drink milk before.
- Well, there's the first
time for everything.
(man slurping)
As sweet like candy.
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- There's no coverage.
There's no cell phone.
You can make a video, Carrie.
I'm being held in a barn
by a man with a mask.
I can't see his face,
and there's no cell coverage in here.
There's no wifi.
Nobody here, please,
I'll try to send this
to you when I get kind of
cell coverage, I don't know.
Oh.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
- Welcome to my farm.
Wasn't always like this, you know,
farm was bountiful.
Corn, carrots, tomatoes, chickens,
pigs, cattle, bovine heaven,
as far as the eye can see.
I made the most delicious milk.
And the factory exploded.
Sent the chemicals into
the air, into the water,
seeping up into the ground,
and the farm died.
Animals all got sick, father died,
and mother, well, she just
ran off into the woods
to live with the gypsies.
No more farm,
me all along.
Stupid kids from the next town,
doing drugs outside the old factory,
placed nothing but a
pile of rubble and ruin.
- And there will be people looking for me.
- Oh, oh, nobody comes out here, nobody.
- Please, maybe I can
do a vlog to help you.
I can do a vlog about how
farmers have been impacted
by environmental damage.
And I can-
- [Man] oh, you can help me?
You can help me.
- [Carrie] Yes.
- You can help me replenish my supply.
My freezer is getting empty.
- Supply?
(Carrie screaming)
- You got a lot to learn
about how a farm works.
- Oh, please.
- A few more like you,
they came around over the years,
you know, usually lost or high,
no purpose in life at
all, but I gave them one.
They gave me flesh.
They gave me milk.
Yeah, they brought my farm back to life.
- Oh God, oh God.
- And I got to raise
cattle again just like you.
My little cow.
I like to document my cattle,
so that I can remember
you when you're gone.
- Oh.
- Makes it a little
easier, little less lonely
in the leaner times, you know?
(Carrie sobbing)
(gentle music)
(Carrie crying)
(dramatic music)
(cock crows)
(man sighs)
Wakey-wakey, time for eggs and bakey.
Here's the problem right here.
- Can I please have some water?
- Well, no, we gotta take care
of a little bit of business first.
Now, what kind of a cow are
you gonna be for me, huh?
You gonna be a cow that
I fatten up for meat?
Are you going to be a dairy cow
that I use to make calves and milk?
What do you say?
- Moo.
- Moo.
Moo.
- Moo.
- Moo.
- Hey, show some enthusiasm here.
- Moo!
- Mm.
Well, let's make it official, shall we?
- Oh.
- I need you to turn
around and get on all fours
and face the wall.
Come on.
That's a good little cow.
Wasn't that hard, was it?
(Carrie sobbing)
(fire sizzling)
(dramatic music)
- No, no, please, no,
please, no, please, no.
- What do you say?
What do you say?
- Moo.
- Moo.
Give me a good one.
(Carrie screams)
Property of the organic farm.
- What do you need?
- Please, just have me
some water now, please.
(Carrie coughing)
Please.
(Carrie coughing)
I have to pee.
- You have to what?
- I have to.
(hand thuds)
Oh, I can't, I can't go away.
Oh, no I can't.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie crying)
- [Man] Come on, baby.
"All work and no play,"
you know the saying, right?
- Not getting anything here.
Can't believe I haven't
heard from my wife,
I haven't gotten any footage.
But then again, we know what she's like,
doing what she does, but.
- [Man] I can't wait at these, can't.
- The yellow naughty, dirty
love sleeve go too bad.
- I can't wait until your silly,
green car marriage is over, really.
- Me too.
She's so obsessed with her fame
and her social media image
and new front.
(hand thuds)
But you know what, you don't
have to talk about her.
- Okay.
- Enough talk, period.
(dramatic music)
- Decided you're gonna be
a dairy cow, little heifer.
- [Carrie] Oh, oh, oh, please.
- Oh, you are gonna bear me a calf.
- [Carrie] No, please, no, please.
- Gotta start with the inseminating.
- Oh.
I'm a lesbian.
- [Man] Well, that ain't natural.
- I am too old too.
I'm old, you won't be
able to get me pregnant.
I can't even conceive children
anymore at this point.
I think this would be
completely pointless.
- [Man] Turn around, and get on all fours.
You turn around, and you get on all fours,
or I will hang you by your
flesh from this meat hook.
Do you understand?
- Okay, okay, okay.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
Oh God, please.
- Hold still now.
Good heifer, now you hold
still so the seed will take.
Try not to move.
- That'll keep you in place.
Let nature do its work.
(Carrie sobs)
(dramatic music)
- Please help me.
Please help me.
Help me, help me, please.
- Yeah, I told you,
you should have left
when you had the chance.
Now, I can't let you go,
but I brought you something.
- Please help me.
You have to help me, please.
- Girl-
- Please help me.
- You're gonna be fine.
- Okay, you gotta just fucking do this.
(Carrie sobs)
(gentle music)
(Anna screaming)
(baby crying)
(milk pattering)
(gentle music)
(milk pattering)
(dramatic music)
(man shushes)
(Anna screaming)
(Anna coughing)
- [Man] Sweet like candy.
(Anna screaming)
Gonna need a little cauterizing cow.
(man shushes)
(skin sizzling)
(Anna screams)
(dramatic music)
(fists thud)
(man groans)
(dramatic music)
(keys clanking)
- It uploads the footage
automatically up to Lydia's laptop.
Lydia's in a Zurich on a work
trip, so she couldn't be here.
So I have to do this by myself, but.
Fuck, it's getting dark, okay?
Oh God, why did I wear
platform boots, fucking eh?
Jesus Christ.
- Are you okay?
(phone ringing)
How are you?
(phone ringing)
(Lydia sighs)
What's going on with you?
I should have gotten more footage.
- She's probably out there, you know,
she doesn't have wifi or any service.
- Yeah, but her car has,
her car has satellite wifi.
I should have gotten way more footage.
- I wouldn't worry about
it too much right now.
You know, she's probably out
there exploring the area,
interviewing people, taking selfies.
(Lydia laughs)
- Probably, you're right.
Anyways, I have so much
work I have to get done.
I have this commercial that
I need to finish editing,
before my client flips his lid.
Now slave, if you don't mind,
get me some more coffee.
- What better than the porch,
should I have to myself?
- Oh, I love slave.
- And yes, mistress.
- Hey, can you also do some room service?
I would like a steak.
- [Francois] Uh-huh.
- Red.
- [Francois] Okay.
- Bloody.
- [Francois] Wonderful.
(dramatic music)
- My, my, my, how the tables have turned.
Say moo.
- Moo.
- Say moo.
- Moo.
(hook thuds)
(man screams)
Moo!
- Somebody's gonna need a tetanus shot.
(man groans)
(fire sizzling)
(man screaming)
I can do this all day long.
I want some answers.
There was a little girl found
by the side of the road.
(dramatic music)
(gentle music)
(baby crying)
It's a brand.
(Carrie sobs)
I can't see shit.
Fuck, I can't see shit.
He's gonna get to my car.
He's gonna get to my car.
He's gonna get to my car.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
(car door thuds)
(Carrie sighs)
Lydia, the scar on my back,
it's not a scar, it's a brand.
I know where I came from.
It's a brand.
It's not a scar.
I gotta go back, I gotta go back.
I gotta find out what
happened to the woman,
the young woman.
I need to know what happened to her.
Lydia, please call me
back when you get this.
Please, I need you to call me right back.
I'm gonna send this to you right now,
but I need you call me back please.
Oh God.
(Carrie screams)
Oh fuck.
Oh my God, oh, I gotta go back.
I gotta go back.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie screams)
- Turn around and go back.
- [Carrie] What do you want from me?
- Go back now.
- I can't, I gotta go.
I gotta know what happens where.
(Carrie panting)
(gentle music)
- Baby, baby, come here.
Come here, come here, hi.
Come here, come here.
You're gonna run?
You're gonna run so fast.
You're gonna run so fast.
(indistinct)
I love you so much.
Okay, you gotta go, you
gotta go, you gotta go.
(Carrie crying)
(Anna sobbing)
(Anna screaming)
Just run, run.
(metal clanks)
(dramatic music)
(Anna screaming)
(Anna sobbing)
(Carrie sobbing)
(gentle music)
What was her name, my mother?
What was her name?
(upbeat music)
You don't start talking,
I swear to God I will
light you on fucking fire.
What was her name?
- Anna.
- Anna.
- Yeah, Anna.
- Anna.
(gentle music)
- [Man] Come out, come
out wherever you are.
(dramatic music)
- This ends now, enough!
- [Man] How could you let her go?
(dramatic music)
- Just kidding.
(man screaming)
Never thought I'd actually eat meat.
The difference is
animals don't deserve it,
but you, you do.
(man screaming)
How's that fucking deal, huh?
You are what you eat.
(man screams)
(Carrie laughing)
You know what I think?
I think I should cut off your balls
and your cock and feed those to you too.
What do you think, huh?
Say, hoink, hoink.
(Carrie laughing)
(man screaming)
(Carrie laughing)
Oh, you really, really are what you eat,
and that makes you a dick.
(Carrie laughing)
(knife thuds)
(man groaning)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie laughing)
- Time to come home.
- Mama.
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobs)
Oh fuck.
(dramatic music)
- Oops.
- Lydia, the scar on my back,
it's not a scar, it's a brand.
I know where it came from.
(dramatic music)
- Whoa.
Oh my God, that's so creepy.
Hey, you gotta come and check this out.
You won't believe this,
when you see this, oh my God.
- Is it the vintage designer
bag you're looking for
on sale for high price?
- Francois, I'm serious.
It's not a fucking designer bag.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie retching)
(dramatic music)
- Oh my God.
I fucking killed you.
I fucking killed you.
I fucking killed you.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie panting)
(Carrie sobs)
I fucking just killed somebody.
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
Lydia.
Fuck, Lydia.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Lydia, please pick up.
- [Lydia] Hey, this is Lydia.
Leave me a message.
- Lydia, please call me back.
Call me back right now.
I need your help, please.
Please call me back.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Gotta get outta here.
Just get outta here, fuck.
(dramatic music)
(Carrie sobbing)
Oh fuck.
Oh my God, you're home.
How did you get back so fast?
I've been trying to call you
and call you and call you,
and I couldn't reach you and-
- I was gonna fly back.
I rushed back as soon
as I saw what happened.
Are you okay?
- I killed him.
(Lydia shushes)
- It's okay.
I'll take care of everything.
You'll be okay.
Where are the cowboy tapes?
- I just left them in the barn.
I just rushed out of
there as fast as I could.
I wasn't even thinking
about grabbing them, but-
- Just leave it to me.
I'll go there tomorrow and pick them up.
You've been through so much.
I will digitize them, and edit them,
and take them down to the police station
and explain everything that happened.
We'll make it look like
it was self-defense.
- Do you really think
they'll believe that?
- Oh yeah, for sure.
They have no choice but to see your side
of the story once they see what he did.
Just leave everything to me, don't worry.
- I don't know what I would,
I don't know what I would do without you.
- I'll take care of
everything, don't worry.
- Okay, thank you.
- I gotcha.
- [Policeman] So, Carrie,
why don't we try this again?
What really happened?
- It was self-defense.
You saw the tapes,
- [Policeman] We saw some footage
that was very different
than what you're telling us.
- No, no, I mean, the old
camcorder footage from the '70s.
- There's no camcorder footage.
Only footage I have is
you killing the man.
- There was another camera,
there's other footage.
I had a camera in my T-shirt,
and it was capturing all
the old camcorder footage
that showed what he did
playing on this old TV,
and my camera caught all
the footage on the TV.
It caught all the footage.
- She's not in her right mind.
She's lost it.
She's hallucinating
stuff, imagining things.
I think she really needs help.
- There was no other
footage from the farm,
old footage, new footage, nothing else.
- That doesn't make any
sense, there's footage.
But I'm telling you that there
was, that's impossible then.
- Tell me about you and
Lydia's relationship.
Do you think she have
any reason to lie to us?
- She needed a green card,
and I wanted a wife for
my social media brand,
but I still don't understand
why she would do this,
why she would just throw me under the bus.
- Our relationship was pretty typical.
Nothing outta the ordinary.
I can't believe all that she's saying.
I mean, you spoke to her.
Does she see him in her right mind to you?
- You wanna know what I think?
I think you needed a visa to stay here.
You met Carrie, got married,
you just biding time,
so your permanent residency
would come through.
- I told you nothing but the truth.
- You didn't expect Carrie
parents to die suddenly,
and leave her with the money, did you?
One thing I can't understand is
why we found a charred body at the farm,
everything burnt down.
- Burned down?
- If you had nothing to hide,
why destroy all the evidence?
- Lydia!
Lydia, what did you do?
Lydia, I'll kill you.
What did you do?
What did you do?
Why, why?
What did you do?
- Why did you lie about
being in Zurich on business?
- What do you mean?
- They ran your passport,
you never left the country.
- Look, I just needed to
get some peace and quiet
to get some editing work done.
- So where did you go?
- Oh, I just got a hotel room downtown
to hold up in while she was gone.
- To get some work done alone.
- Yeah, of course.
- It's not a fucking designer bag.
You gotta come and see this, Francois.
Something is really wrong here.
- Go on, Lydia.
What is your whole point of us holding up
in this little room?
Anyway, if not to have a
lot and a lot of sex, huh?
(Lydia shushes)
- But you have to send help, please.
Please you have to send help, okay?
You have to send help and
post this to my socials.
Post this to my socials.
But but edit out this part
where I'm telling you to post
it to my socials, but post it.
And please, please, and
help me, please, please.
Just kidding.
(man screaming)
- Carrie.
- Oh my God, she's actually eating it.
- Oh, this is so disgusting.
This is so disgusting.
- She's got kind of insane.
- Okay.
(man coughing)
(Lydia crying)
- What is she doing?
Oh, she's lost her mind completely.
- She's got literally (indistinct)
Oh my God.
- Insane!
(Lydia panting)
(Francois clears throat)
You know what, change of plans.
We need to give rid up all the footage
that shows what he did,
what kind of monster that he was, okay?
- Save only the video of her
killing him, you understand?
Thank God, she doesn't know
about the phone and laptop
that you have,
in case if the police checks your devices.
- We have to make it look
like she's completely crazy.
Like, this was all in her head,
distraught, fame-hungry,
social media star,
lost her mind completely
after her parents died,
and she went off to kill a rural farmer,
during a psychotic breakdown.
- I like it.
You can think.
(Lydia laughs)
I can finally have you only for myself.
- We need to show the
police all the evidence
of her killing him.
They will put her away
for being mentally ill and incompetent.
And I'll get in charge
of all the finances.
(both laughing)
- I love how intelligent you are.
Oh my God.
- I need to go and give it
all the camcorder footage.
But if you do this right,
we can get away with this.
- Make sure you (indistinct)
- Okay, airplane mode.
Fuck yeah.
(Francois laughs)
(dramatic music)
(both laughing)
- I made a little policy
insurance for myself.
(dramatic music)
- How you gonna do that?
What you planning to do with it?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nothing to worry about.
Just little something to keep you in line.
- You fucking asshole.
What do you want?
- You're going to give me half the money
of Carrie inheritance.
You control her finances now.
- Yeah, right.
Like, that will look any suspicious.
- Yeah, just say it's production
expenses, film investment.
Financing the movie I will
do about (indistinct) story.
All right, by the way,
I will need the writer of the story.
But don't worry though,
you can have the edit.
- You motherfucking
soulless piece of shit!
- We're gonna play by
my rules from now on.
Otherwise, I hand over the crucial pieces
of missing evidence to the police,
and your life is finished.
(hand thuds)
Just the way I like it, baby.
(mouth spits)
(upbeat music)
- Today's unboxing.
I have this off-white jacket.
It's really cool.
It's got straps,
keeps my hands warm.
Click the link in my bio.
Use the offer @Carrie20.
I am famous.
I'm famous now.
I'm famous.
I'm famous.
Everybody knows who I am now.
Now, fuck those police.
(Carrie laughs)
(gentle music)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct)
But if you take this turn
But if you take this turn
But if you take this turn
(upbeat music)
See it coming
(upbeat music)