Vigilante Diaries (2016) Movie Script
- (WOMAN VOCALIZING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
(COIN CLINKING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
You know,
I realize I haven't kept you
up to speed...
on everything,
but, uh, the situation
on the ground
has, uh, changed, hasn't it?
This is the part of the story
where Dr. Frankenstein looks out
at the burning village
and all the dead bodies
and he thinks about his creation
and he says,
"What-what the fuck
was I thinking?"
How did those guys
save the world?
Jesus Christ.
It all started ten years ago,
the last mission.
Man on radio:
Say, we got that fix, Argon.
It appears to be working now.
We're back at...
Man on radio:
guys off one by one.
You got the, uh, huge force
that's moving, all armed.
- We did see shots fired.
- Affirmed.
- Roger that.
- Roger.
(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)
Man:
Take cover!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Look out for that bomb!
All right, let's go!
Move! Move!
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
(MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MAN GROANS)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Cover! Cover!
Cover! Cover! Cover!
12:00 o'clock!
Watch 'em!
Watch that left!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- The roof!
Check the roof out!
Incoming!
Incoming left!
Incoming!
Got a bird!
A bird!
Take 'em out!
Take 'em out!
Hold them here.
I'll go for the package.
Remember, you still owe me ten Gs,
can'! die yet.
- See you on the side.
- Men, RPG!
Move out!
We've got a man down!
Man down!
(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Wolfman.
- (DISTANT CHATTER)
- Go! Go! Go!
Wolfman, you copy?
WOLFMAN: Copy!
Meet you on the south side!
I'm on my way.
'Bout to have contact!
MAN ON RADIO: Somebody's
moving from the south. Over.
Motherfucker.
That's Commander Motherfucker to you.
Now, let's just find a way
I could let you two fools
walk out of here
for old times' sake.
What the fuck
are you doing here?
I'm working.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Saving the world, man?
When you gonna learn?
(CLICKS)
Go on, tactical genius.
See how this plays out.
Get out of here.
I got this.
Wha...
Yeah, go ahead.
Just... just run off, man.
Bye.
(SIGHS)
Oh, come on, man.
You're not still on that old shit,
are you?
I owe you one.
Man, you need to let shit go
and grow the fuck up.
I ain't got no time
for this shit.
Oh, you gonna make time today.
- Just stop.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
Yeah.
Extraction's ready.
Nah, just some checkers
showed up to a chess game.
It'll be..
(ROCKET WHISTLES)
(SIGHS)
Now, was that shit necessary?
Enjoy your evening.
He fuckin' played us.
Nearly seven months has passed
since the last sighting
of the infamous
self-made superhero
known as The Vigilante.
Made headlines last year
when he allegedly killed
a rising Armenian syndicate.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
And with his disappearance,
the city's crime rates
have risen by 40%.
Michael Hanover's
web videos went viral
after being the only person to capture
The Vigilante in action.
The question is,
where is The Vigilante?
(CRACKLING)
- (SNEAKING SPANISH)
- (GRUNTING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(LAUGHS)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
La-la la-la la-la la-la
la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
La-la la-la la-la
na-na na-na na-na
Bam!
La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
la-la la-la la-la la-la
Bam!
(LAUGHS)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
- (GRUNTING)
- (PUNCHES THUDDING)
- ls that it?
- WOMAN: No.
Unfortunately,
that's no! it.
Handsome.
That'll make it fun.
I hear they call you
The Vigilante.
Is that correct?
Is that correct?
- Fuck you.
- Ah.
You can take pain.
I like that.
There's a very pissed off
Armenian boss who sent me.
You killed his baby brother.
And this is when he saw you,
Mike Hanover, the filmmaker.
And now he wants you
to suffer...
badly.
He will find Mike next.
You had no idea you were at war
with the Armenian mob, did you?
(CHUCKLES)
When was the last time
you were touched like this, hmm'?
Fuck you.
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
(WOMAN CRYING)
(WOMAN WAILS)
(SCREAMS)
Wait.
(SINGING ALONG WITH OPERA)
(SOBBING)
Please!
Please, I told you.
(COUGHING)
I just party with Mike.
That's all.
I don't know where he goes.
I don't know what he does!
I'll tell you what he does,
this fucking joke.
He puts videos on the Internet
making this man to be a hero.
That fucking psycho
that killed my baby brother.
But they said
The Vigilante's gone, right?
That he's dead!
That's no! good enough.
You know, they sell T-shirts
with his face on 'em,
and I have to look
at that shit in the street.
- Ah!
- Mike Hanover.
Now, tell me where he is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
- I don't know. Please.
- Shh.
(SNIFFS)
You luck like shit.
Yeah, you do look like shit.
Come on, bitch.
That's right, bitch.
Motherfucker!
Die, motherfucker!
Fucker.
(YELLS)
Fucker!
Die! Die!
Die already!
Fucking dick!
Die, mother...
(COUGHS)
Ew! Gross!
Gross, gross! Come on!
(GAGS)
Shit, man!
I don't know where you been!
Just...
Oh, God.
(SPITS)
(SCREAMING)
That's me, Mike Hanover,
and I just killed a man
in a taco shop bathroom.
Hey, but he started it.
I been hiding near the border
looking for The Vigilante,
and hit men are on my ass.
Wait.
ls that how I really run'?
Anyway, I had cars,
chicks, a badass crib,
and now I got this
piece-of-shit ice cream truck,
and we're on the run
from the Armenian mob.
It all started seven months ago
with a documentary I was making.
Okay, here's (he backstory,
so pay attention.
That's The Vigilante,
the big dude.
The big dude right there
mowing down bad guys and shit.
You met him as a Special Forces
in the prologue.
Not anymore.
Now he is running the streets
and taking out fuckin' drug dealers,
gangs, you name it.
He has a sidekick, too.
They call him The Kid.
Look, I got to tag along
and document some missions,
throw it up on the Web,
and that's what made this guy
Internet famous.
This last video
was at a heroin lab
where they were using
little kids as drug mules.
Can you believe that shit'?
It was fucked up.
So Vigilante was capping dudes
left and right.
Then he sent me and The Kid
to hang back
at his safe house
while he cleaned up the mess,
but this was
no ordinary safe house.
Oh, no, It had chicks,
titties, and it had Jade,
his numero uno lady.
She was like the Alfred
to his Batcave,
and they were this crazy,
badass couple.
She ran shit, but I should
have been watching out for Red.
That's right. This little hot chick
that worked for Jade.
I was blinded by that ass.
After that, we went back to
the heroin spot
to pick up The Vigilante,
but it was still crawling
with bad guys and shit,
and he was after these guys
something fierce.
The Armenian mob and him
had beef like a motherfucker,
and shit was about
to hit the fan.
Fuck.
(GROANS)
Shit.
(GUNS COCKING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
Don't move!
- Get your hands up!
- Don't fuckin' move!
Mike:
Then it all made sense.
They wanted him there
to get his ass out in the open.
It was a setup.
No one's seen or heard
from The Vigilante since.
After all that that,
he was just gone, just like that.
When The Kid and I came back to find
the safe-house girls dead, we knew it.
We knew it was a setup.
- (TABLET VIBRATING)
- Oh, shit, it's Jade right here.
This network secure?
MIKE: Look, they might be able
to hack into my porn,
but other than that, we're good.
- Good.
- You feeling okay?
- I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
- I said I'm fine.
- You don't look so hot, all right'?
I mean, you're still hot.
I'd bang the shit out of you...
- Mike, shut up! Listen to me.
- Okay, what?
Intel over
the Mexican cartel feeds
have them holding an American captive
for the Armenian mob.
- Could be him.
- Shit!
Yeah.
No other reason why the Armenians
and Mexicans
could be working together.
The Kardashians could be
having a quinceaera.
I know a guy that can help.
- You know a guy?
- Yeah, I know a guy, all right?
Gay Barry.
He got me out of a few jams in L.A.
That's what he does.
You know, he's just one of those
connected dudes.
I didn't know if he was C.I.A.
or worked for the Apple Store,
but he just knows shit.
I guarantee he knows
some Call of Duty-type dudes.
I'll send someone over now.
- Who?
- Don't worry about it.
- The less you know, the better.
- Okay, as long as the dude is cool,
he'll be fine, all right?
Barry's a little weird.
- Weird?
- Eccentric.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
There's someone here for Barry!
Barry!
You interrupted my swim lesson.
This is Jake.
He's my swim coach.
Jake, go in the house.
Wipe that oil off
before you sit on the couch.
Okay '.
Bro, you know why the fuck I'm here.
You gonna help me or not?
I would help you
if you'd learn some manners.
You can't just walk around
like you're Baby Blade
and break into people's homes.
What's up with Generation Me?
None of you guys
give a shit about anything.
- You gonna help me or not?
- Okay, I'll help you.
But first, Marta,
get him
a sugar-free Red Bull.
Oh, my... (SPEAKS SPANISH)
Really?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
He's not here to fuck me.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Half of what you said
is not in my Rosetta Stone.
(SPEAKS SPANISH, LAUGHS)
It's kind of...
It's almost like an arranged thing.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Let's just go in the house.
Marta!
I want my fucking burrito
after my meeting.
So, Vigilante, huh?
I like his work.
Actually, when Mike called me,
I got a boner for it.
Didn't say you'd be coming, though.
Yeah, Jade likes
lo keep us separate.
- Safer that way.
- Yeah, smart girl.
So, how did it work?
Were you in
the Big Brother program,
and Vigilante just walks in and says,
"I'll take the black one"?
- Fuck you.
- Touchy, are we?
- What is all this'!
- Every tactical op in the state...
F.B.I., C.I.A., A.T.F.,
some-even some chatter
from local terrorist cells, loo.
I just monitor it,
look for patterns.
For what?
Hey, just because I don't get up
at dawn anymore and do pushups
doesn't mean
I don't love my country.
- You ever heard of SEAL Team Six'?
- You were a SEAL?
Yeah, I was a SEAL.
"Don't ask, don't tell,"
it's fucking bullshit.
Besides, I'm still doing my part
to keep assholes like you safe.
Oh, here it is.
Okay, now the last thing
we got from Mike
has your boy right here
just south of the border in Mexico.
I know the perfect guys for this.
Ex-Blackwater studs,
bored and badass.
- They'll do this.
- How you know they'll do it'?
Trust me.
They'll do it.
- Marta!
- What?
- Get the car!
- Oh, no, no, no.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I can't get a divorce.
It's par! of my cover.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Straight savage,
the boy revs macho
See me stackin' chips,
say cheese, no nachos
Girl, I'm 'bout make it rain,
get a poncho
Pablo Picasso,
a modern life Rocko
Smooth gem,
niggas can't stop 'em
When I come through,
they play dead like possums...
- Hey, think someone's here for you.
- Hey, what's up?
Gay Barry!
- Wolfman.
- Gay Barry, man!
- What the fuck, man?
- We gotta talk.
I got us a gig.
It's big.
Let's do this, man.
Let's talk.
It's huge, like 12 inches.
(CHUCKLES)
Come on, man.
Let's go talk, man.
You need to...
- You look good. You been training?
- Don't touch me, man.
- Mexico?
- Just the border.
- You have positive l.D.'!
- Enough.
- And you can trust the intel?
- (SCOFFS)
Who's paying?
Rich white kid from the B.H.
He's got the money, trust me.
He'll meet you guys in Tecate,
blitz extraction.
You'll be back in the U.S.
before you know it. It's all good.
- What's going on here?
- Time to go back to work.
Chillax, he's with me.
Gentlemen, meet Kid.
(CHUCKLES)
ls you going black now, Barry?
- Once you go black, man...
- Hey, fuck you, man.
Now, chill out,
little toy soldier.
A little badass, this one, huh?
- (LAUGHS)
- This little badass
- is Vigilante's sidekick.
- Don't call me his fucking sidekick.
Look, Barry says you all
are who we need to get this done.
The Vigilante's being held
at the border
by the cartels,
and I need some more guns.
- Simple as that.
- What do you think, Geek?
If the intel's solid, I'm game.
I like paydays.-
- It's true. Mexicans like paydays.
- (LAUGHTER)
Oh, come on.
Mucho dinero, right'?
Oh, come on.
I'm just kidding.
So, what's up?
Can we do this or what?
There's only one thing
I like doing more than chicks.
It's making money.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
up!
Everyone!
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(CHUCKLES)
What the fuck are you doing?
(SIGHS)
- What the fuck are you...
- Hey.
He was our brother.
You're ignoring your business,
my business.
You need to end this.
Just kill that motherfucker
and get it on with.
But we're not done yet.
I want the man who made
The Vigilante a hero.
You bring us down.
But I run this family.
(ECHOING)
Take the shot.
Two males.
- Cannot confirm l.D.
- MAN: Green on both.
L-I have names,
contacts.
I can help you.
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
What the fuck?
He was still alive.
That's your fault.
You hesitated on your trigger pull.
We could have got names
out of him.
He was the name.
What are you doing?
They're gonna be coming any minute.
- Ain't nobody coming in here.
- What are you talking about?
You were gonna pull on me there,
weren't you'?
I saw it in your eyes.
Yeah.
Your training's far from over, son.
Let's face it.
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
I'm fuckin' hungry.
Let's go gel some breakfast.
(LAUGHS)
(ECHOING)
If he's too good at what he does,
it can come back lo haunt you.
Man's gotta be careful nowadays.
If he's too good
at what he does,
it can come back lo haunt you.
Whole world's in an upheaval.
Sometimes when you're needed,
you gotta take care of business.
(CALL TO PRAYER ECHOING)
Your identity's gonna be erased
from all the databases,
foreign and domestic.
It'll be like you
were never even born,
like you never existed.
You understand your commitment?
And there is no discharge
from this service, son.
You're never gonna live
a normal life again.
You're a stone-cold killer...
plain and simple.
No family, no next of kin.
EVERYBODY': gonna want you.
C.I.A., Rangers,
SEALS...
this ain't like that at all.
Those fellas
get to go home at night,
see their families,
kiss their wives,
and play with their kids,
build that little white fence
around the house,
and, you know, sing hallelujah.
Your country needs you,
plain and simple.
- You follow?
- I do.
All right.
Good luck.
Woman:
Time to wake up, handsome.
You'll like this.
(SIZZLING)
(GRUNTING)
That smells good.
What happened to you?
What happened to the tough guy
that's always in the news, hmm?
(SHUDDERS)
You are a fucking nobody.
You couldn't cut it with
the military or the feds.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Look who it is.
Can that piece of shit hear me?
Yes.
Hey, Mr. Vigilante,
or whatever the fuck your real name is.
You're a trophy now,
not a person.
I want to know something.
Was it worth it?
No.
Except for that stupid look
on your brother's face
when I put a bullet in it.
Please send me videos.
Will do.
This is going to be fun.
- (BUZZING)
. (DOG BARKING)
(BUZZING)
(BEEPING)
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
(DOG BARKING)
I guess it's not your time.
Mmm.
That's how we say good-bye
in London.
(GUNFIRE)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Spread out! Find him!
I'll take the back!
Barry! Cover Geek!
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
Whew.
You got this.
You motherfuckers!
This is Gucci!
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
Shit, you the motherfucker
we been looking for.
You still owe me ten Gs.
You remember that?
Now's not the time.
We have to go now.
(GROANS)
- You good'!
- All good.
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
I believe this is yours.
I thought it'd be bigger.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Yeah! Holy shit!
Aw, fuck!
Yes!
Shit, Jade, they fuckin' did it!
They got him!
We got him!
He's okay!
- They did it!
- Copy that.
Man, you should...
It was insane!
You should have seen this shit,
the action.
There was RPGs
and there was land mines
and fuckin' night vision
and fuckin' machine...
(MIMICKING MACHINE GUNFIRE)
I even saw fuckin' kuh-tai-sin!
Kuh-to-sin!
It was fucking awesome!
- Mike, shut up.
- Oh, my God, wait! The Kid!
- The Kid was with them!
- I know. I know.
- Wait. What? You know'?
- Of course. I've always known.
What did I say?
Safer to keep us separate.
Anyway, now that he's back,
it'll all be okay now.
Things will be different.
(STATIC)
and we can move... move on.
Jade! Jade!
The hell?
Holy shit. Red!
- Get out of the ice cream truck.
- I thought you were dead.
Shut up. Now.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- You really are an idiot.
(SLURRING)
Why would you go to the...
- WOMAN: He's not gonna talk.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(SAW WHIRRING)
I have the package.
Enough with the military lingo.
I'm a civilian now.
I'm tired of hearing that shit.
Now, you kidnapped
the rich kid, right?
Now don't say affirmative.
Say yes.
Yes.
I'm bringing him to you.
Nah, fuck, no.
Your boyfriend,
the dude that looks like Dracula,
he still wants revenge, right?
So bring the rich kid to him.
Let him have some fun.
The Vigilante's
still on the streets.
Good. That fucking gorilla
draws so much attention.
Let the cops and the feds
hunt his ass.
We can get to him.
No, no, no, no.
I have plans for him.
- Now, is that it?
- Yeah.
Enjoy your evening.
(WHIRRING)
About that uranium...
I don't...
I don't know anything.
- I don't know.
- You heard him!
- Where is it?
- (WHIRRING)
- (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- Tell him. Tell him!
(SCREAMS)
(MAN FADING IN)
You made a commitment.
(ECHOING)
I didn't beg you for that.
Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
You should get that
looked at, you know.
Soon, yeah.
What the fuck
happened over there?
- Nothing you need to know about.
- It's my life.
I'd like to know
what the fuck is going on.
Your life?
It's not your life anymore.
You gave that to me.
That belongs to me now.
You made a commitment.
I didn't beg you for that.
You don't remember, do you?
That was different.
It was for my country.
Now it's for the world.
All you gotta remember
is infiltrate,
pull the trigger,
and get the fuck out.
Outside of that,
there's nothing more to talk about.
And if we've reached an impasse,
there's gonna be a conclusion
that you're not gonna like one bit.
I should've seen this coming.
I saw your psyche masts,
you know.
Propensity for rebellion
and challenge of authority
and, uh, borderline bipolar
and all that, you know.
Look, I don't need to hear
that fuckin' shit now. Come on.
It's been a short time, okay?
Get used to it.
You haven't been around that long.
I don't wanna, you know,
put down your worldview,
but, uh, it's never been
about, uh, good versus the bad.
It's about keeping
the powerful in power.
There's no out for you.
There's no out for me.
There's only the next mission.
(WATER RUNNING)
(SIGHS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GROANS)
This is what you did
with that Arab cash.
We be diversifying, man.
I be flipping cars.
Tex be making tamales
and selling them.
And dude right here, man,
he opened up a gym.
What's the name of your gym?
XPC? DFG?
- EPX.
- We got a problem.
I just got this.
What the fuck?
How'd they get him?
Mike had to open up to communicate
with us about the feed.
They were watching.
They found him.
- VIGILANTE: Jesus.
- Who's they?
The entire Armenian mob.
They don't like me.
Nobody likes you.
Those dudes don't play.
Half of 'em ex-military.
Your boy's dead.
Wolfman, the fucking white guy,
The Armenians, all that shit,
ain't none
of our fuckin' business.
We did our job.
Here we are,
and there he is safe and sound.
Just show me the fuckin' money.
There is no money
if he fuckin' dies!
This fuckin' white guy
is the one who's paying.
I suggest you start planning
a rescue operation.
- From the Armenian mob?
- BARRY: Yeah.
That's not a rescue.
That's war.
Look, I'll take a rain check
for saving your ass,
but this rich douche bag
who own daddy won't pay to save him...
that ain't on us, man,
that's... that's your shit.
It is on me.
Just me.
I need wheels.
Got you.
Gear's in the back.
- You know where Mike Hanover is.
- Of course I know where he's at.
Planted a tracker on that dumb-ass
the day I met him.
The only person I trust is that
big motherfucker over there.
(CAR STARTS)
(TIRES SCREECH)
So, what's up?
We getting paid?
(CHUCKLES)
The dude still owe me ten Gs.
Nobody get paid around him.
(HORN HONKS)
What is that?
It's close.
There's his ass right there,
that black BMW.
Vigilante:
All right, give him space.
- He's going in mat garage.
- I got him.
Hang back.
What the fuck is this?
It's a setup!
Go! Move!
(YELLING)
(SAGGING)
Stop... stop moving.
(COUGHING)
- (GUN CLATTERS)
- You're dead.
I'll kill you.
(COUGHING)
(SAGGING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
(METAL GRINDING)
Whoa.
Hello!
Someone wants to say hello.
Oh, Dad, come on!
Can you two please stop?
Stop what?
Stop this?
Oh...
Look, tell your boss
I have what he wants.
Dad, look, don't pay.
You know how much I used to pay to get
tied up and get this kind of treatment?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can you believe this kid?
No, no, no, listen.
Have you seen the ass on this one'?
Right?
She's hot, and she's Asian!
Michael, will you shut up?
Shut the fuck up!
Look, tell that fuckin' Armenian I got
his money, and I'm sending it now.
This idiot's really your son?
Yes, that idiot
is really my son.
Raven...
make our guest feel at home.
MIKE: So, anyway, r-really,
though, what's your name?
Listen, whatever my dad's paying you,
I'll pay you double.
Now all I... all I want to do
is just have a little fun here.
This is going to be fun.
- It will be fun.
- (CHUCKLES)
ls that what you're saying?
- You're agreeing to my terms?
- Oh, yes.
Yeah, I have a camera we can use.
A little video?
What shall I do to you next,
you naughty boy?
- Sit on my face?
- Oh.
(SIREN BLARING)
We ain't gonna let you
go by yourself, man.
You're still easy to track.
This one's not gonna be pretty.
It never is.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello, ladies.
Come on in.
Right in here.
See me later, okay?
Ugh.
Look at these idiots.
Halloween's next month.
Come back then.
Hey!
(GROANS)
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER, SCREAMING)
- How we doing?
- Fine.
I'll be right back.
(GUN CLICKS)
(GROANS)
You like that, don't you,
you little shit?
All right!
Look, that's my boys coming, all right'?
So why don't you just untie me
and just run?
But first, give me your email.
Hey!
(woman 985953.
You fucking idiot.
(CHUCKLES)
- Where are we going?
- To the sky, baby.
Hey, what you always
doing on the floor?
Fucking piece of shit got away.
Let's go get your boy.
I'll call for a pick up.
(MIKE GROANS)
- Just look, man.
- Shit.
All right, look, look, hold up!
- Why don't we ju...
- Give me that, you little shi...
- Wait! Ohh!
- (GROANS)
- Pull this out. Let me pull it out.
- (GROANS)
- I'm sorry. How is it?
Is that better? Give...
Ah, shit!
Not again!
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What up, bro'?!
Wha...
This isn't what it looks like, bro.
It's not at all
what it looks like, all right?
Like, dude,
I knew you would come!
Dude, man, it is so good
to see you, bro.
- What the fuck's going on here, man?
- Another sidekick?
Dude, he's my sidekick.
- Fair enough. Hey!
- No, no. We good.
- We gotta go, man. We gotta go.
- Let's go.
That's awesome, dude.
You got a "V" on you!
Symbol and shit.
That's dope.
(CAR APPROACHING)
Give me the guns,
you freakin' lunatics!
You can't have these
in the streets!
- I'll get you next time.
- All right, man.
- Next time, right.
- Hey, dude. Get back, man.
(TABLET BEEPS)
Mike! Can you see me?
Yeah.
If it wasn't for that
goddamn documentary...
Look, kid, just come home.
Home home?
You need anything?
I think I'll be all right.
(BEEPS)
- Yeah.
- Hot on patrol?
Every fuckin' day.
What do you want, Moreau?
Think of this
as a common courtesy call
(0 a former protg, that's all.
I'm hanging UP-
You know, I told you a long time ago,
it's not about right or wrong, okay?
L... I think, you know,
you decided somewhere along the way
to use your infinite powers
to start a war, to go solo.
You wanted a war,
well, now you got one, don't you'?
But you went too far,
went too public,
went after the guys
who are paying the bills.
What's gonna happen (hen?
They're gonna call me, right?
Good.
I'll be looking out for you.
Yeah, that's nice, but, uh,
you got a lot more to worry about
than that, you know,
- family and all.
- Family?
- What the fuck are you talking about'!
- (CHUCKLING)
Oh, the infamous Vigilante
gone soft.
Is that it?
(' {WOMAN PANTING)
- (GUN COCKS)
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(GUN COCKS)
(ENGINE REVS)
You said you're comin' after me'!
Don't bother.
I'm on my way.
I'll be right here waiting.
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
I think you still have
a soft spot for that maniac.
That's a very dangerous man,
and you just took his fuckin' wife.
No, we just took his fuckin' wife.
I'm gonna disappear
for a while, 'kay?
And so should you.
(SCOFFS) Man, I'm a businessman.
I got work to do.
Besides, I'm not worried
about your boy right now.
I'll keep his attention
far away from me for a while,
send his ass to Armenia.
(SIGHS) Let's remove Mr. Moreau
from my contact list.
- WOMAN: Copy that.
- Make a left over here.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
You know,
agents will flip-flop,
and ops will go sideways.
Best laid plans can turn into
a gigantic clusterfuck.
It happens.
So I had to improvise
and, um, rein things in...
without declaring
our asset a total loss.
I tried everything
I could think of to...
get him on a leash and...
But he's feral, Christ.
That's another word
for a stray animal.
Or a rogue or a ronin or...
(CHUCKLES)
Whatever the fuck you wanna call him,
but, uh...
you know,
I trained him right, and, uh...
once he's dead set...
there ain't no stopping him.
And that is a fuckin' fact.
(FLUTE PLAYING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I need information.
All right.
You're not gonna drink?
You gonna help me or not?
Okay '.
Let's go.
Good.
I've been trying
to forget that shit.
(CLUCKING)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
MAN: You sent your dogs
all the way out here
to my home to fuck with me?
- When is this game over'!
- When I'm done playing.
I am done playing.
The chess pieces
don't get to decide
when the game is over,
now, do they? No.
Somebody has
to think it through,
be three moves ahead
before he moves one piece,
and you are
a very valuable piece,
like my bishop.
I need you in the game.
What do you want?
I have what I want.
I'm trusting you with it.
What is this?
That's my pawn.
She'll bring him right to you.
- The American?
- Yep, your enemy.
The man who killed
your brothers.
I will find him myself.
I don't need to
kidnap babies to do it.
Why are you keeping me here?
Because I need you there,
that's why.
And I need him there, too,
alive and drawing fire
in his direction.
See, the you-versus-him thing,
that's just a diversion.
The real battle's bigger
than both of you,
and you're just a soldier,
so take your fuckin' orders.
Fuckin' Count Chocula-looking
motherfucker.
- Sir.
- Just keep it going.
(BIG BEN TOLLING)
Woman on P.A.:
Welcome to Westminster Station.
If you are riding
the Piccadilly Line,
mind the gap.
Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
Well, there she is.
Give me a kiss.
Come on, that's what you do.
We're in Europe.
What do you got for me?
I have information.
Come on.
Let's go for a walk.
I just-Since getting here,
I feel like shit.
It's always dark.
It always rains.
And I know it sounds crazy,
I kind of miss my wife.
What do you got for me?
Here. Come over here.
So, I've got good news,
and I've got bad news.
The good news is I found Jade.
The bad news is
she's in Yerevan, Armenia.
Fuck!
Again with the Armenians?
That Andreas has
a real hard-on for you.
You told me they were both dead,
they died when the chopper blew up.
It was bad intel.
I know.
You're gonna run into Red
while you're there, too.
She's kind of runnin'
the show down there.
She's a real bitch.
They sold my family
to the Armenians.
You know it's a trap, right?
They're gonna fucking kill you.
I don't even know
why you're going.
- Thanks for this.
- No problem, man.
All right, good luck.
I hope you don't die.
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
So you are his girl, huh?
You know he killed
my cousins, too?
If I find out
you were involved in it,
I will come back and smash
your neck just like this.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
(LAUGHS)
But, you know,
I'm a good babysitter as well.
(CHUCKLES)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- Can I help you?
- I can't babysit this thing forever.
Is that what you
came in here to say?
This is fucking bullshit.
BARRY: Welcome to Yerevan.
It's nice, huh?
Okay, look right there.
See the big guy'?
That's The Lion.
That's Andreas' bodyguard.
Follow him,
and you'll find Andreas.
Find Andreas,
and you'll find your family.
A kid will approach you tonight
at the opera house.
Okay, ciao.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
(SPITS)
(GRUNTING)
(BABY CRYING)
- How the fuck do you shut this up?
- Give her to me.
- I can't.
- Give her to me. She's hungry.
I said no.
Red, give me the baby.
You work for me.
Not anymore.
Fuck!
(CRYING CONTINUES)
(CRYING)
(BELL TOLLING)
(WHISPERING PRAYER IN ARMENIAN)
Amen.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
My soul.
I sold my soul.
(CROWD YELLING, CHEERING)
Andreas.
They're ready for you.
They need you.
Go without me.
I need you.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah
Roll out the carpet
Bring out the bottles
(MAN VOCALIZING)
Comin' from L.A., baby,
we call it loathsome
Armenian, American
My people rolled up
with a caravan
- (CHEERING)
- Benz is parked out front
Crazy always over here,
maybe you'll give me a son
One time for my brothers
in the game
Do the damn thing, man, taking names,
makin' money by the ton
I'ma do the same, baby,
swear to put it down to the fullest
Long as I got
breath up in my lungs
And I'd like to make a toast,
this one is for my folks
Y'all doin' the most to try to
get close, honey, don't overdose...
(APPLAUSE)
(PLAYING FLUTE)
You ready to go to work,
Short Round?
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
Holy shit, bro.
It was a boring conversation,
anyway.
(WOMAN GIGGLING)
This is fucking ridiculous.
I agree.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Don't make a scene.
And, you,
this isn't gonna be like last time.
This is gonna be
all three of us leaving together,
and you take me right to them.
Now move.
Move!
Somebody help me!
Please! I feel sick!
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I feel sick.
- (SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
- I don't feel good.
(BABY CRYING)
Mommy's here.
Shh.
- You are fucking dead.
- I heard that before.
- You will never...
- Shut the fuck up.
You don't get to talk.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
- Don't even think about it.
- We've been here before.
Andreas?
Just tell me where she is.
I don't think so.
- You think I'm playing?
- No, I don't.
A-Andreas,
don't... don't do this!
Get down! Get down!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(GUNSHOTS)
Just fucking great!
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
What?
Go right! Go right!
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- Shit.
(WHISPERS)
What the fuck?
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I got this motherfucker!
(SIRENS BLARING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN OVER RADIO)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
Where is she?
Where's my family?
(BILLY CRIES)
(DRIPPING)
(SCREAMING)
You know it's not aver.
I know.
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
- You just land'!
- Yeah.
- Where are they?
- Safe.
What the fuck is going on?
Desmond Barrington
is what the fuck's going on.
Harrington's behind this shit?
Desmond Barrington
was behind the whole thing.
He played you.
He played the Armenians.
He's been behind it
the whole fucking time, man.
And now, he's getting paid
to tip the global scales.
- Where's Barrington now'?
- He's here in Los Angeles.
Look, you're gonna
see him tonight
at a high rollers game, okay?
You're gonna have to look slick,
none of that Call of Duty armor
bullshit, okay?
- You got a tux?
- Tux? Why?
- New Kid will fill you in.
- Wait. The New Kid?
Yeah.
You can thank me later.
Barry vouched for you?
No. Barry vouched for you.
I'm The New Kid.
All right.
Run it by me again.
Members only.
No guns.
Metal detectors and pat-downs.
Harrington's in there tonight
celebrating
some deal he's about to close.
I get us in,
we find him, isolate him,
squeeze him for intel,
then we pop him.
No, we don't pop a guy
like Barrington.
Your call.
- You wearing that?
- Nah, brah.
All right.
Let's go.
- Unh
- What, what...
- Yeah
- Mighty Hye
Nazo Bravo
- What, what...
- I Ah, yo
Unh, unh
I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens
on my bumper 'cause I'm focused
I'm the future
of this mother..., focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Unh, got 'em saying,
"Who that?"
I'm the sh...,
but you already knew that
Don't need no racks
just to make 'em move that
I'ma chop 'em down,
let me put on two hats
Ladies love me,
got scratches on my back
Yeah, scratches on my back,
sc-scratches on my back
All because of how I do this
when I'm rapping on a track
Nut like you...
- So you a member of this club'!
- I haven't decided yet.
Hmm.
When are you gonna decide?
Hey, look, I'm gay, all right?
Leave!
Gave 'em hope when
the situation's hopeless...
We good?
- It's gonna get ugly, you know?
- I got this.
He'll like that.
I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing...
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHEERING)
Haven't seen you here before.
I've seen you.
- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
- (SUN CLICKS)
- Okay.
Don't say a fucking word
until I say so.
You know,
guns are not allowed in here.
So where'd you hide that one?
Don't worry about it.
And before my buddy comes over here
and ruins everything,
you're gonna tell me
what's going down tonight.
(CHUCKLES)
Who might your buddy be?
Oh, let me guess.
That psycho who thinks
he's a hero, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck it.
Go ahead, right'?
I deserve it.
I did just get paid
a billion dollars
to set off nuclear IEDs
all over the city.
Why don't you call that off
before I shoot you in the head?
Better me than my friend.
Nah, 'cause now it's time
for my friend to come
and ruin everything.
You chose
the wrong trick, bitch.
As much as I'm into
the girl-on-girl action,
I'd like to stay here and watch,
but you're dead already.
Everyone in here is.
Enjoy your evening.
Where are you going?
Come and get it.
Oh, I plan on it, bitch.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
- on!
- (SCREAMING)
MAN ON RADIO: Security,
guy a! the bar, take him out now!
- No guns! Tasers only!
- (CRACKLES)
(YELLS)
(TASERS CRACKLING)
See, bitch?
I do my fucking job!
(GAGGING)
You...
(COUGHS)
(MAN YELLING)
Barry on radio:
Comm check. Get outside.
The Kid has Barrington's driver.
I'm just driving!
I don't know anything!
- Tell me!
- I don't know!
(SCREAMS)
Okay, okay!
- One more time, motherfucker!
- L.A. Live, P5.
There's a bomb
in Bentley, old-school.
You have to defuse by hand.
Fuck, you okay?
Harrington's on foot.
He's got IEDs set all over the city.
He's got the abort codes
on his phone.
Make the call.
You take care of that.
Barry on radio:
Okay, it's game time, guys.
All right, we can't let Harrington
get away.
World, like,
literally depends on it.
- Kid, where are we at?
- This is the parking garage.
Find the Bentley, P5.
The L.A. bomb's
just a diversion, guys.
He's taking out cities
all over the world.
Yeah, well, even his diversion's
gonna level downtown.
We've got no time.
This comes first.
Oh, relax.
I got a guy on it.
- (BEEPING)
- Aw, hell, nah.
Hey, man, you got me
out here all dressed up.
Man, I'm lookin' fly
as hell tonight, man.
I was supposed to bathe bomb.
You didn't tell me that
there was a real bomb!
What am I supposed to do
with this shit, man?
I ain't messing my uncle's tux.
Barrington:
Click, click, motherfucker.
Now toss your shit.
(BEEPING)
- What you go! going on here'!
- Mall cop, get the fuck out of here.
- This is a dirty bomb.
- Still can't park here.
I ain't playing with you.
This shit can fuck up the whole city.
So, that's an actual bomb?
Damn right.
Okay '.
Yo, what's up, man?
How this gonna go down'?
- Walk me through this shit.
- BARRY: Walk you through it?
I thought you were demo!
Look, I'm too busy
to help you out, all right?
I'm getting pings
from all over the world...
New York, Sydney,
Hong Kong, Mumbai.
If Vigilante doesn't gel Barrington,
we are fucked!
We're so fucked!
Vigilante has to get to
Barrington's cell.
That's where the codes are at.
It's inside his jacket pocket.
(SIGHS)
Still don't understand
how things work, do you?
I guess I don't work that way.
Clearly.
That's why your gun's over there.
What?
Ah, fuck.
- (BONE SNAPS)
- (SCREAMS)
You think I'm a bad guy.
Whatever.
You ever heard
of the trolley problem?
Fuckin' trolley?
It's 2016, man,
there's fucking Uber.
No, the trolley problem.
It's a dilemma.
Okay, there's a runaway trolley
on a track.
There's five people
tied to that track.
Now, there's one person
tied to another track,
and there's a switch that
diverts the trolley, okay?
Now, do you let nature
take its course
and let those five people
get killed by that trolley,
or do you flip the switch?
See, me...
I flip the switch every time,
whether it's 500,000 people
saving 500 million.
You get it?
That makes you feel good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vigilante:
That bomb downtown...
I got a "Hurt Locker" genius
working on it right now.
There's no bomb he can't defuse.
Oh, baby Jesus, please help me.
Why do these wires
gotta be so small?
- Such thick fingers.
- Man, shut up!
I don't think you're supposed
to sweat on those like that.
You gonna do the red wire?
It's always the red wire in movies.
- Are you a bomb specialist?
- No, but 17...
- No, no, don't do that.
- 15...
- Shut up! Don't do that!
- 13...
- Shut up! Shut up.
- Stay calm, stay calm.
- 15 seconds! Stay calm!
- Shut up!
Fuck it.
- Ha ha! Booyah!
- (LAUGHING) That worked'?!
- What's my name?! What's my name?!
- I don't know!
Oh, my God.
We saved the city!
- L-l saved the city.
- You saved the city!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
- I saved the city, man.
- You fuckin' saved the city!
- I did it! I did it!
- My black person.
(LAUGHS)
Watch your mouth.
(SIGHS) L.A.'s good.
Barry, where we at?
Hey, good job, Wolfie, but let's
not jerk each other off just yet,
'cause the main event's
about to go live worldwide.
Shit!
Am I seeing this right'?
There's surges all over.
That Pakistani guy
you chopped up...
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I don't know.
- (WHIRRING)
- I don't know.
These guys
ain't too happy about it.
- (GUNS COCKING)
- Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car!
(WINCING)
New Kid:
Tell me you've got that phone!
He did and took an arm
for it, didn't you? Ouch.
Here's (he abort hack.
Go.
Man on radio:
We've got Barrington. He's safe.
- Where to now, boss?
- We head outside the blast radius
and get ready for detonation.
That motherfucker.
VIGILANTE: These are ready
to launch, man, right now!
- (BEEPING)
- BARRY: 1-1 -3-8. Type it in.
- Okay, I got it.
- 1-1... What's your deal?
I got it.
Oh, shit!
- Fuck, I had it upside down.
- BARRY: Are you serious?!
- Oh, my God! Come on!
- We're responsible for the apocalypse!
Bye-bye, London.
Tokyo, you're gone.
I don't even want to watch.
I don't even want lo watch.
I don't even want to watch.
Ho... holy shit, we did it!
Ha! We did it!
- (SIGHS)
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
Hey, guys,
I'm gonna give you all BJs!
- We saved the fuckin' world, man.
- I'm coming to get you, V.
The Vigilante is definitely back.
A bloodbath tonight at a downtown
Los Angeles nightspot.
Over here outside
a downtown nightclub...
- The Vigilante...
- El Vigilante...
- Vigilante!
- Vigilante!
Continuing coverage tonight.
I'm joined by Mike Hanover,
web filmmaker,
famous for his viral hit,
"The Vigilante Diaries,"
and it appears that
The Vigilante is back.
That's right. He's back.
I'm back. We're back, man.
I'm the guy behind the guy.
That was me.
I put him on the Web.
I made his (BLEEP) famous.
That's right.
So what about the reports we're hearing
that The Vigilante saved the city?
Uh, he saved the city.
I saved the city.
That's what we do, all right?
We save (BLEEP).
Last month, we saved the city
from a mob, a big mob.
And you know what,
he went overseas without me,
and I'm not gonna
hold that against you, Vigi,
but, you know what,
I like fish and chips
and pints and all that
good stuff.
But I'm here
holding down the fort.
I'm here in (he City of Angels.
You know Bond's guy,
the intel guy?
I'm that guy, but I'm better.
That's right. Umph!
Okay, we'll keep this on topic.
So, does that mean that you're still
involved in The Vigilante's affairs?
That's what I've been saying.
I'm always involved, involved some way,
one way or another, right?
So, Vigi, hit me up, man.
I'm ready for that next mission.
I got a new camera.
I can document the (BLEEP) out of it!
And you can come, too,
if you want, girl.
Uh, okay.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, we're gonna toss it
back to the studio.
Tossing... salad.
- MAN: That's one hell of a story.
- Yeah, it's damn good, isn't it'?
One more for my colleague
over here.
I gotta know...
100% that you're in.
You know you should have had me
in the loop from the start, right'?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Could have saved you
a lot of time and money.
Lot of motherfuckers
would still be alive, too.
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, then there's that.
- But I wanted to do it my own way.
- Yeah.
If you wan! to catch
Frankenstein's monster,
you don't use Count Chocula
or the Wolfman
or the "Mommy."
- "Mommy." Yeah, that's funny.
- Yeah.
You threw that in there.
You want to catch the monster,
use the Invisible Man.
I'll bring him in.
Well, yeah,
but make sure he's still alive,
'cause he's very fuckin' expensive.
Don't make a mess.
They came in before you did.
(SIGHS)
So...
you want the guy playing
with his phone,
or the clown with
the H.K. behind us
pretending like he's drunk?
I think I'll take
the guy on the phone.
Ow!
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Sorry about the mess.
I'll see you next time, bro.
I'm fucking hungry, man.
Let's go get something to eat.
Cool.
She gots a mop
on top of her head
Ah, shoo-op, shoo-op...
I really should
get this looked at.
Come on, don't be a pussy.
You're fine.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Hey.
- ' Hey-Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Oh, good.
Hey, listen,
I'm kind of exhausted.
Can you please stop
at the store for me?
I really need some diapers,
some formula,
but it has to be organic...
New Kid:
Bro, you're a dad'?
A pacifier, um,
Oh, you know...
There's a shipment of heroin and AK-4?s
being smuggled into San Diego.
We can intercept it.
Two hour straight shoot
down the 5.
She smiled at me today.
- And, oh, her little dimple...
- Doughnut?
JADE: Hello?
Are you there?
Hello?
Hello?
Unh, I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know who
you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens on my bumper
'cause I'm focused
I'm the future of this mother...,
focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Unh, got 'em saying,
"Who mat?"
I'm the sh...,
but you already knew that
Don't need no racks
just to make 'em move that
I'm 'a chop 'em down,
let me put on two hats
Ladies love me,
got scratches on my back
Yeah, scratches on my back,
sc-scratches on my back
All because of how I do this
when I'm rapping on a track
Not like you, I go ham,
y'all hamsters on a track
Grasshopper,
you're dealing with a locust
Spit that sh...,
make 'em wanna quote this
You could learn something,
go on, get your Post-its
Gave 'em hope
when the situation's hopeless
Yo, dog, these kids
is thinkin' that they go hard
We on that classic tip, though,
James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart
Bravo making his, now see me go,
talking to the mother... CEO
Ferocious, doser,
dopeness, smoke this
Focus
I'm the sh..., baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens on my bumper
'cause I'm focused
I'm the future of
this mother..., focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Shouts to the bosses
Runnin' things from
they cellblocks as they office
Nazo Bravo got 'em
stepping like some crawfish
But all you do is sit around and talk
about other players, Bob Costas
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
I don't know what to say
My mind just ain't the same
I took you to your grave
It was such a sad day
La la, la la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
You watch me from the sky
I'll see you when I die
The day that we reunite
There'll be peace in my mind
La la, la la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
(MUSIC PLAYING)
She gots a mop
on top of her head
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
Every night,
she makes it look like it's dead
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
But her body makes it up for it all
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
Maybe best girl I ever saw
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
And the kind of mood I'm in
And the color blue, I'm in
And, baby,
can I get just one kiss?
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
And I promise that
it's something you'll miss
Oh, shoo-wop...
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
(COIN CLINKING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
You know,
I realize I haven't kept you
up to speed...
on everything,
but, uh, the situation
on the ground
has, uh, changed, hasn't it?
This is the part of the story
where Dr. Frankenstein looks out
at the burning village
and all the dead bodies
and he thinks about his creation
and he says,
"What-what the fuck
was I thinking?"
How did those guys
save the world?
Jesus Christ.
It all started ten years ago,
the last mission.
Man on radio:
Say, we got that fix, Argon.
It appears to be working now.
We're back at...
Man on radio:
guys off one by one.
You got the, uh, huge force
that's moving, all armed.
- We did see shots fired.
- Affirmed.
- Roger that.
- Roger.
(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)
Man:
Take cover!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Look out for that bomb!
All right, let's go!
Move! Move!
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
(MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MAN GROANS)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Cover! Cover!
Cover! Cover! Cover!
12:00 o'clock!
Watch 'em!
Watch that left!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- The roof!
Check the roof out!
Incoming!
Incoming left!
Incoming!
Got a bird!
A bird!
Take 'em out!
Take 'em out!
Hold them here.
I'll go for the package.
Remember, you still owe me ten Gs,
can'! die yet.
- See you on the side.
- Men, RPG!
Move out!
We've got a man down!
Man down!
(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Wolfman.
- (DISTANT CHATTER)
- Go! Go! Go!
Wolfman, you copy?
WOLFMAN: Copy!
Meet you on the south side!
I'm on my way.
'Bout to have contact!
MAN ON RADIO: Somebody's
moving from the south. Over.
Motherfucker.
That's Commander Motherfucker to you.
Now, let's just find a way
I could let you two fools
walk out of here
for old times' sake.
What the fuck
are you doing here?
I'm working.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Saving the world, man?
When you gonna learn?
(CLICKS)
Go on, tactical genius.
See how this plays out.
Get out of here.
I got this.
Wha...
Yeah, go ahead.
Just... just run off, man.
Bye.
(SIGHS)
Oh, come on, man.
You're not still on that old shit,
are you?
I owe you one.
Man, you need to let shit go
and grow the fuck up.
I ain't got no time
for this shit.
Oh, you gonna make time today.
- Just stop.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
Yeah.
Extraction's ready.
Nah, just some checkers
showed up to a chess game.
It'll be..
(ROCKET WHISTLES)
(SIGHS)
Now, was that shit necessary?
Enjoy your evening.
He fuckin' played us.
Nearly seven months has passed
since the last sighting
of the infamous
self-made superhero
known as The Vigilante.
Made headlines last year
when he allegedly killed
a rising Armenian syndicate.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
And with his disappearance,
the city's crime rates
have risen by 40%.
Michael Hanover's
web videos went viral
after being the only person to capture
The Vigilante in action.
The question is,
where is The Vigilante?
(CRACKLING)
- (SNEAKING SPANISH)
- (GRUNTING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(LAUGHS)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
La-la la-la la-la la-la
la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
La-la la-la la-la
na-na na-na na-na
Bam!
La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la
la-la la-la la-la la-la
Bam!
(LAUGHS)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
- (GRUNTING)
- (PUNCHES THUDDING)
- ls that it?
- WOMAN: No.
Unfortunately,
that's no! it.
Handsome.
That'll make it fun.
I hear they call you
The Vigilante.
Is that correct?
Is that correct?
- Fuck you.
- Ah.
You can take pain.
I like that.
There's a very pissed off
Armenian boss who sent me.
You killed his baby brother.
And this is when he saw you,
Mike Hanover, the filmmaker.
And now he wants you
to suffer...
badly.
He will find Mike next.
You had no idea you were at war
with the Armenian mob, did you?
(CHUCKLES)
When was the last time
you were touched like this, hmm'?
Fuck you.
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
(WOMAN CRYING)
(WOMAN WAILS)
(SCREAMS)
Wait.
(SINGING ALONG WITH OPERA)
(SOBBING)
Please!
Please, I told you.
(COUGHING)
I just party with Mike.
That's all.
I don't know where he goes.
I don't know what he does!
I'll tell you what he does,
this fucking joke.
He puts videos on the Internet
making this man to be a hero.
That fucking psycho
that killed my baby brother.
But they said
The Vigilante's gone, right?
That he's dead!
That's no! good enough.
You know, they sell T-shirts
with his face on 'em,
and I have to look
at that shit in the street.
- Ah!
- Mike Hanover.
Now, tell me where he is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
- I don't know. Please.
- Shh.
(SNIFFS)
You luck like shit.
Yeah, you do look like shit.
Come on, bitch.
That's right, bitch.
Motherfucker!
Die, motherfucker!
Fucker.
(YELLS)
Fucker!
Die! Die!
Die already!
Fucking dick!
Die, mother...
(COUGHS)
Ew! Gross!
Gross, gross! Come on!
(GAGS)
Shit, man!
I don't know where you been!
Just...
Oh, God.
(SPITS)
(SCREAMING)
That's me, Mike Hanover,
and I just killed a man
in a taco shop bathroom.
Hey, but he started it.
I been hiding near the border
looking for The Vigilante,
and hit men are on my ass.
Wait.
ls that how I really run'?
Anyway, I had cars,
chicks, a badass crib,
and now I got this
piece-of-shit ice cream truck,
and we're on the run
from the Armenian mob.
It all started seven months ago
with a documentary I was making.
Okay, here's (he backstory,
so pay attention.
That's The Vigilante,
the big dude.
The big dude right there
mowing down bad guys and shit.
You met him as a Special Forces
in the prologue.
Not anymore.
Now he is running the streets
and taking out fuckin' drug dealers,
gangs, you name it.
He has a sidekick, too.
They call him The Kid.
Look, I got to tag along
and document some missions,
throw it up on the Web,
and that's what made this guy
Internet famous.
This last video
was at a heroin lab
where they were using
little kids as drug mules.
Can you believe that shit'?
It was fucked up.
So Vigilante was capping dudes
left and right.
Then he sent me and The Kid
to hang back
at his safe house
while he cleaned up the mess,
but this was
no ordinary safe house.
Oh, no, It had chicks,
titties, and it had Jade,
his numero uno lady.
She was like the Alfred
to his Batcave,
and they were this crazy,
badass couple.
She ran shit, but I should
have been watching out for Red.
That's right. This little hot chick
that worked for Jade.
I was blinded by that ass.
After that, we went back to
the heroin spot
to pick up The Vigilante,
but it was still crawling
with bad guys and shit,
and he was after these guys
something fierce.
The Armenian mob and him
had beef like a motherfucker,
and shit was about
to hit the fan.
Fuck.
(GROANS)
Shit.
(GUNS COCKING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
Don't move!
- Get your hands up!
- Don't fuckin' move!
Mike:
Then it all made sense.
They wanted him there
to get his ass out in the open.
It was a setup.
No one's seen or heard
from The Vigilante since.
After all that that,
he was just gone, just like that.
When The Kid and I came back to find
the safe-house girls dead, we knew it.
We knew it was a setup.
- (TABLET VIBRATING)
- Oh, shit, it's Jade right here.
This network secure?
MIKE: Look, they might be able
to hack into my porn,
but other than that, we're good.
- Good.
- You feeling okay?
- I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
- I said I'm fine.
- You don't look so hot, all right'?
I mean, you're still hot.
I'd bang the shit out of you...
- Mike, shut up! Listen to me.
- Okay, what?
Intel over
the Mexican cartel feeds
have them holding an American captive
for the Armenian mob.
- Could be him.
- Shit!
Yeah.
No other reason why the Armenians
and Mexicans
could be working together.
The Kardashians could be
having a quinceaera.
I know a guy that can help.
- You know a guy?
- Yeah, I know a guy, all right?
Gay Barry.
He got me out of a few jams in L.A.
That's what he does.
You know, he's just one of those
connected dudes.
I didn't know if he was C.I.A.
or worked for the Apple Store,
but he just knows shit.
I guarantee he knows
some Call of Duty-type dudes.
I'll send someone over now.
- Who?
- Don't worry about it.
- The less you know, the better.
- Okay, as long as the dude is cool,
he'll be fine, all right?
Barry's a little weird.
- Weird?
- Eccentric.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
There's someone here for Barry!
Barry!
You interrupted my swim lesson.
This is Jake.
He's my swim coach.
Jake, go in the house.
Wipe that oil off
before you sit on the couch.
Okay '.
Bro, you know why the fuck I'm here.
You gonna help me or not?
I would help you
if you'd learn some manners.
You can't just walk around
like you're Baby Blade
and break into people's homes.
What's up with Generation Me?
None of you guys
give a shit about anything.
- You gonna help me or not?
- Okay, I'll help you.
But first, Marta,
get him
a sugar-free Red Bull.
Oh, my... (SPEAKS SPANISH)
Really?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
He's not here to fuck me.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Half of what you said
is not in my Rosetta Stone.
(SPEAKS SPANISH, LAUGHS)
It's kind of...
It's almost like an arranged thing.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Let's just go in the house.
Marta!
I want my fucking burrito
after my meeting.
So, Vigilante, huh?
I like his work.
Actually, when Mike called me,
I got a boner for it.
Didn't say you'd be coming, though.
Yeah, Jade likes
lo keep us separate.
- Safer that way.
- Yeah, smart girl.
So, how did it work?
Were you in
the Big Brother program,
and Vigilante just walks in and says,
"I'll take the black one"?
- Fuck you.
- Touchy, are we?
- What is all this'!
- Every tactical op in the state...
F.B.I., C.I.A., A.T.F.,
some-even some chatter
from local terrorist cells, loo.
I just monitor it,
look for patterns.
For what?
Hey, just because I don't get up
at dawn anymore and do pushups
doesn't mean
I don't love my country.
- You ever heard of SEAL Team Six'?
- You were a SEAL?
Yeah, I was a SEAL.
"Don't ask, don't tell,"
it's fucking bullshit.
Besides, I'm still doing my part
to keep assholes like you safe.
Oh, here it is.
Okay, now the last thing
we got from Mike
has your boy right here
just south of the border in Mexico.
I know the perfect guys for this.
Ex-Blackwater studs,
bored and badass.
- They'll do this.
- How you know they'll do it'?
Trust me.
They'll do it.
- Marta!
- What?
- Get the car!
- Oh, no, no, no.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I can't get a divorce.
It's par! of my cover.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Straight savage,
the boy revs macho
See me stackin' chips,
say cheese, no nachos
Girl, I'm 'bout make it rain,
get a poncho
Pablo Picasso,
a modern life Rocko
Smooth gem,
niggas can't stop 'em
When I come through,
they play dead like possums...
- Hey, think someone's here for you.
- Hey, what's up?
Gay Barry!
- Wolfman.
- Gay Barry, man!
- What the fuck, man?
- We gotta talk.
I got us a gig.
It's big.
Let's do this, man.
Let's talk.
It's huge, like 12 inches.
(CHUCKLES)
Come on, man.
Let's go talk, man.
You need to...
- You look good. You been training?
- Don't touch me, man.
- Mexico?
- Just the border.
- You have positive l.D.'!
- Enough.
- And you can trust the intel?
- (SCOFFS)
Who's paying?
Rich white kid from the B.H.
He's got the money, trust me.
He'll meet you guys in Tecate,
blitz extraction.
You'll be back in the U.S.
before you know it. It's all good.
- What's going on here?
- Time to go back to work.
Chillax, he's with me.
Gentlemen, meet Kid.
(CHUCKLES)
ls you going black now, Barry?
- Once you go black, man...
- Hey, fuck you, man.
Now, chill out,
little toy soldier.
A little badass, this one, huh?
- (LAUGHS)
- This little badass
- is Vigilante's sidekick.
- Don't call me his fucking sidekick.
Look, Barry says you all
are who we need to get this done.
The Vigilante's being held
at the border
by the cartels,
and I need some more guns.
- Simple as that.
- What do you think, Geek?
If the intel's solid, I'm game.
I like paydays.-
- It's true. Mexicans like paydays.
- (LAUGHTER)
Oh, come on.
Mucho dinero, right'?
Oh, come on.
I'm just kidding.
So, what's up?
Can we do this or what?
There's only one thing
I like doing more than chicks.
It's making money.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
up!
Everyone!
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(CHUCKLES)
What the fuck are you doing?
(SIGHS)
- What the fuck are you...
- Hey.
He was our brother.
You're ignoring your business,
my business.
You need to end this.
Just kill that motherfucker
and get it on with.
But we're not done yet.
I want the man who made
The Vigilante a hero.
You bring us down.
But I run this family.
(ECHOING)
Take the shot.
Two males.
- Cannot confirm l.D.
- MAN: Green on both.
L-I have names,
contacts.
I can help you.
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
What the fuck?
He was still alive.
That's your fault.
You hesitated on your trigger pull.
We could have got names
out of him.
He was the name.
What are you doing?
They're gonna be coming any minute.
- Ain't nobody coming in here.
- What are you talking about?
You were gonna pull on me there,
weren't you'?
I saw it in your eyes.
Yeah.
Your training's far from over, son.
Let's face it.
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
I'm fuckin' hungry.
Let's go gel some breakfast.
(LAUGHS)
(ECHOING)
If he's too good at what he does,
it can come back lo haunt you.
Man's gotta be careful nowadays.
If he's too good
at what he does,
it can come back lo haunt you.
Whole world's in an upheaval.
Sometimes when you're needed,
you gotta take care of business.
(CALL TO PRAYER ECHOING)
Your identity's gonna be erased
from all the databases,
foreign and domestic.
It'll be like you
were never even born,
like you never existed.
You understand your commitment?
And there is no discharge
from this service, son.
You're never gonna live
a normal life again.
You're a stone-cold killer...
plain and simple.
No family, no next of kin.
EVERYBODY': gonna want you.
C.I.A., Rangers,
SEALS...
this ain't like that at all.
Those fellas
get to go home at night,
see their families,
kiss their wives,
and play with their kids,
build that little white fence
around the house,
and, you know, sing hallelujah.
Your country needs you,
plain and simple.
- You follow?
- I do.
All right.
Good luck.
Woman:
Time to wake up, handsome.
You'll like this.
(SIZZLING)
(GRUNTING)
That smells good.
What happened to you?
What happened to the tough guy
that's always in the news, hmm?
(SHUDDERS)
You are a fucking nobody.
You couldn't cut it with
the military or the feds.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Look who it is.
Can that piece of shit hear me?
Yes.
Hey, Mr. Vigilante,
or whatever the fuck your real name is.
You're a trophy now,
not a person.
I want to know something.
Was it worth it?
No.
Except for that stupid look
on your brother's face
when I put a bullet in it.
Please send me videos.
Will do.
This is going to be fun.
- (BUZZING)
. (DOG BARKING)
(BUZZING)
(BEEPING)
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
(DOG BARKING)
I guess it's not your time.
Mmm.
That's how we say good-bye
in London.
(GUNFIRE)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Spread out! Find him!
I'll take the back!
Barry! Cover Geek!
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
Whew.
You got this.
You motherfuckers!
This is Gucci!
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
Shit, you the motherfucker
we been looking for.
You still owe me ten Gs.
You remember that?
Now's not the time.
We have to go now.
(GROANS)
- You good'!
- All good.
(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
I believe this is yours.
I thought it'd be bigger.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Yeah! Holy shit!
Aw, fuck!
Yes!
Shit, Jade, they fuckin' did it!
They got him!
We got him!
He's okay!
- They did it!
- Copy that.
Man, you should...
It was insane!
You should have seen this shit,
the action.
There was RPGs
and there was land mines
and fuckin' night vision
and fuckin' machine...
(MIMICKING MACHINE GUNFIRE)
I even saw fuckin' kuh-tai-sin!
Kuh-to-sin!
It was fucking awesome!
- Mike, shut up.
- Oh, my God, wait! The Kid!
- The Kid was with them!
- I know. I know.
- Wait. What? You know'?
- Of course. I've always known.
What did I say?
Safer to keep us separate.
Anyway, now that he's back,
it'll all be okay now.
Things will be different.
(STATIC)
and we can move... move on.
Jade! Jade!
The hell?
Holy shit. Red!
- Get out of the ice cream truck.
- I thought you were dead.
Shut up. Now.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- You really are an idiot.
(SLURRING)
Why would you go to the...
- WOMAN: He's not gonna talk.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(SAW WHIRRING)
I have the package.
Enough with the military lingo.
I'm a civilian now.
I'm tired of hearing that shit.
Now, you kidnapped
the rich kid, right?
Now don't say affirmative.
Say yes.
Yes.
I'm bringing him to you.
Nah, fuck, no.
Your boyfriend,
the dude that looks like Dracula,
he still wants revenge, right?
So bring the rich kid to him.
Let him have some fun.
The Vigilante's
still on the streets.
Good. That fucking gorilla
draws so much attention.
Let the cops and the feds
hunt his ass.
We can get to him.
No, no, no, no.
I have plans for him.
- Now, is that it?
- Yeah.
Enjoy your evening.
(WHIRRING)
About that uranium...
I don't...
I don't know anything.
- I don't know.
- You heard him!
- Where is it?
- (WHIRRING)
- (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- Tell him. Tell him!
(SCREAMS)
(MAN FADING IN)
You made a commitment.
(ECHOING)
I didn't beg you for that.
Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
You should get that
looked at, you know.
Soon, yeah.
What the fuck
happened over there?
- Nothing you need to know about.
- It's my life.
I'd like to know
what the fuck is going on.
Your life?
It's not your life anymore.
You gave that to me.
That belongs to me now.
You made a commitment.
I didn't beg you for that.
You don't remember, do you?
That was different.
It was for my country.
Now it's for the world.
All you gotta remember
is infiltrate,
pull the trigger,
and get the fuck out.
Outside of that,
there's nothing more to talk about.
And if we've reached an impasse,
there's gonna be a conclusion
that you're not gonna like one bit.
I should've seen this coming.
I saw your psyche masts,
you know.
Propensity for rebellion
and challenge of authority
and, uh, borderline bipolar
and all that, you know.
Look, I don't need to hear
that fuckin' shit now. Come on.
It's been a short time, okay?
Get used to it.
You haven't been around that long.
I don't wanna, you know,
put down your worldview,
but, uh, it's never been
about, uh, good versus the bad.
It's about keeping
the powerful in power.
There's no out for you.
There's no out for me.
There's only the next mission.
(WATER RUNNING)
(SIGHS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GROANS)
This is what you did
with that Arab cash.
We be diversifying, man.
I be flipping cars.
Tex be making tamales
and selling them.
And dude right here, man,
he opened up a gym.
What's the name of your gym?
XPC? DFG?
- EPX.
- We got a problem.
I just got this.
What the fuck?
How'd they get him?
Mike had to open up to communicate
with us about the feed.
They were watching.
They found him.
- VIGILANTE: Jesus.
- Who's they?
The entire Armenian mob.
They don't like me.
Nobody likes you.
Those dudes don't play.
Half of 'em ex-military.
Your boy's dead.
Wolfman, the fucking white guy,
The Armenians, all that shit,
ain't none
of our fuckin' business.
We did our job.
Here we are,
and there he is safe and sound.
Just show me the fuckin' money.
There is no money
if he fuckin' dies!
This fuckin' white guy
is the one who's paying.
I suggest you start planning
a rescue operation.
- From the Armenian mob?
- BARRY: Yeah.
That's not a rescue.
That's war.
Look, I'll take a rain check
for saving your ass,
but this rich douche bag
who own daddy won't pay to save him...
that ain't on us, man,
that's... that's your shit.
It is on me.
Just me.
I need wheels.
Got you.
Gear's in the back.
- You know where Mike Hanover is.
- Of course I know where he's at.
Planted a tracker on that dumb-ass
the day I met him.
The only person I trust is that
big motherfucker over there.
(CAR STARTS)
(TIRES SCREECH)
So, what's up?
We getting paid?
(CHUCKLES)
The dude still owe me ten Gs.
Nobody get paid around him.
(HORN HONKS)
What is that?
It's close.
There's his ass right there,
that black BMW.
Vigilante:
All right, give him space.
- He's going in mat garage.
- I got him.
Hang back.
What the fuck is this?
It's a setup!
Go! Move!
(YELLING)
(SAGGING)
Stop... stop moving.
(COUGHING)
- (GUN CLATTERS)
- You're dead.
I'll kill you.
(COUGHING)
(SAGGING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
(METAL GRINDING)
Whoa.
Hello!
Someone wants to say hello.
Oh, Dad, come on!
Can you two please stop?
Stop what?
Stop this?
Oh...
Look, tell your boss
I have what he wants.
Dad, look, don't pay.
You know how much I used to pay to get
tied up and get this kind of treatment?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can you believe this kid?
No, no, no, listen.
Have you seen the ass on this one'?
Right?
She's hot, and she's Asian!
Michael, will you shut up?
Shut the fuck up!
Look, tell that fuckin' Armenian I got
his money, and I'm sending it now.
This idiot's really your son?
Yes, that idiot
is really my son.
Raven...
make our guest feel at home.
MIKE: So, anyway, r-really,
though, what's your name?
Listen, whatever my dad's paying you,
I'll pay you double.
Now all I... all I want to do
is just have a little fun here.
This is going to be fun.
- It will be fun.
- (CHUCKLES)
ls that what you're saying?
- You're agreeing to my terms?
- Oh, yes.
Yeah, I have a camera we can use.
A little video?
What shall I do to you next,
you naughty boy?
- Sit on my face?
- Oh.
(SIREN BLARING)
We ain't gonna let you
go by yourself, man.
You're still easy to track.
This one's not gonna be pretty.
It never is.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello, ladies.
Come on in.
Right in here.
See me later, okay?
Ugh.
Look at these idiots.
Halloween's next month.
Come back then.
Hey!
(GROANS)
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER, SCREAMING)
- How we doing?
- Fine.
I'll be right back.
(GUN CLICKS)
(GROANS)
You like that, don't you,
you little shit?
All right!
Look, that's my boys coming, all right'?
So why don't you just untie me
and just run?
But first, give me your email.
Hey!
(woman 985953.
You fucking idiot.
(CHUCKLES)
- Where are we going?
- To the sky, baby.
Hey, what you always
doing on the floor?
Fucking piece of shit got away.
Let's go get your boy.
I'll call for a pick up.
(MIKE GROANS)
- Just look, man.
- Shit.
All right, look, look, hold up!
- Why don't we ju...
- Give me that, you little shi...
- Wait! Ohh!
- (GROANS)
- Pull this out. Let me pull it out.
- (GROANS)
- I'm sorry. How is it?
Is that better? Give...
Ah, shit!
Not again!
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What up, bro'?!
Wha...
This isn't what it looks like, bro.
It's not at all
what it looks like, all right?
Like, dude,
I knew you would come!
Dude, man, it is so good
to see you, bro.
- What the fuck's going on here, man?
- Another sidekick?
Dude, he's my sidekick.
- Fair enough. Hey!
- No, no. We good.
- We gotta go, man. We gotta go.
- Let's go.
That's awesome, dude.
You got a "V" on you!
Symbol and shit.
That's dope.
(CAR APPROACHING)
Give me the guns,
you freakin' lunatics!
You can't have these
in the streets!
- I'll get you next time.
- All right, man.
- Next time, right.
- Hey, dude. Get back, man.
(TABLET BEEPS)
Mike! Can you see me?
Yeah.
If it wasn't for that
goddamn documentary...
Look, kid, just come home.
Home home?
You need anything?
I think I'll be all right.
(BEEPS)
- Yeah.
- Hot on patrol?
Every fuckin' day.
What do you want, Moreau?
Think of this
as a common courtesy call
(0 a former protg, that's all.
I'm hanging UP-
You know, I told you a long time ago,
it's not about right or wrong, okay?
L... I think, you know,
you decided somewhere along the way
to use your infinite powers
to start a war, to go solo.
You wanted a war,
well, now you got one, don't you'?
But you went too far,
went too public,
went after the guys
who are paying the bills.
What's gonna happen (hen?
They're gonna call me, right?
Good.
I'll be looking out for you.
Yeah, that's nice, but, uh,
you got a lot more to worry about
than that, you know,
- family and all.
- Family?
- What the fuck are you talking about'!
- (CHUCKLING)
Oh, the infamous Vigilante
gone soft.
Is that it?
(' {WOMAN PANTING)
- (GUN COCKS)
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(GUN COCKS)
(ENGINE REVS)
You said you're comin' after me'!
Don't bother.
I'm on my way.
I'll be right here waiting.
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
I think you still have
a soft spot for that maniac.
That's a very dangerous man,
and you just took his fuckin' wife.
No, we just took his fuckin' wife.
I'm gonna disappear
for a while, 'kay?
And so should you.
(SCOFFS) Man, I'm a businessman.
I got work to do.
Besides, I'm not worried
about your boy right now.
I'll keep his attention
far away from me for a while,
send his ass to Armenia.
(SIGHS) Let's remove Mr. Moreau
from my contact list.
- WOMAN: Copy that.
- Make a left over here.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
You know,
agents will flip-flop,
and ops will go sideways.
Best laid plans can turn into
a gigantic clusterfuck.
It happens.
So I had to improvise
and, um, rein things in...
without declaring
our asset a total loss.
I tried everything
I could think of to...
get him on a leash and...
But he's feral, Christ.
That's another word
for a stray animal.
Or a rogue or a ronin or...
(CHUCKLES)
Whatever the fuck you wanna call him,
but, uh...
you know,
I trained him right, and, uh...
once he's dead set...
there ain't no stopping him.
And that is a fuckin' fact.
(FLUTE PLAYING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I need information.
All right.
You're not gonna drink?
You gonna help me or not?
Okay '.
Let's go.
Good.
I've been trying
to forget that shit.
(CLUCKING)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
MAN: You sent your dogs
all the way out here
to my home to fuck with me?
- When is this game over'!
- When I'm done playing.
I am done playing.
The chess pieces
don't get to decide
when the game is over,
now, do they? No.
Somebody has
to think it through,
be three moves ahead
before he moves one piece,
and you are
a very valuable piece,
like my bishop.
I need you in the game.
What do you want?
I have what I want.
I'm trusting you with it.
What is this?
That's my pawn.
She'll bring him right to you.
- The American?
- Yep, your enemy.
The man who killed
your brothers.
I will find him myself.
I don't need to
kidnap babies to do it.
Why are you keeping me here?
Because I need you there,
that's why.
And I need him there, too,
alive and drawing fire
in his direction.
See, the you-versus-him thing,
that's just a diversion.
The real battle's bigger
than both of you,
and you're just a soldier,
so take your fuckin' orders.
Fuckin' Count Chocula-looking
motherfucker.
- Sir.
- Just keep it going.
(BIG BEN TOLLING)
Woman on P.A.:
Welcome to Westminster Station.
If you are riding
the Piccadilly Line,
mind the gap.
Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.
Well, there she is.
Give me a kiss.
Come on, that's what you do.
We're in Europe.
What do you got for me?
I have information.
Come on.
Let's go for a walk.
I just-Since getting here,
I feel like shit.
It's always dark.
It always rains.
And I know it sounds crazy,
I kind of miss my wife.
What do you got for me?
Here. Come over here.
So, I've got good news,
and I've got bad news.
The good news is I found Jade.
The bad news is
she's in Yerevan, Armenia.
Fuck!
Again with the Armenians?
That Andreas has
a real hard-on for you.
You told me they were both dead,
they died when the chopper blew up.
It was bad intel.
I know.
You're gonna run into Red
while you're there, too.
She's kind of runnin'
the show down there.
She's a real bitch.
They sold my family
to the Armenians.
You know it's a trap, right?
They're gonna fucking kill you.
I don't even know
why you're going.
- Thanks for this.
- No problem, man.
All right, good luck.
I hope you don't die.
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
So you are his girl, huh?
You know he killed
my cousins, too?
If I find out
you were involved in it,
I will come back and smash
your neck just like this.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
(LAUGHS)
But, you know,
I'm a good babysitter as well.
(CHUCKLES)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- Can I help you?
- I can't babysit this thing forever.
Is that what you
came in here to say?
This is fucking bullshit.
BARRY: Welcome to Yerevan.
It's nice, huh?
Okay, look right there.
See the big guy'?
That's The Lion.
That's Andreas' bodyguard.
Follow him,
and you'll find Andreas.
Find Andreas,
and you'll find your family.
A kid will approach you tonight
at the opera house.
Okay, ciao.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
(SPITS)
(GRUNTING)
(BABY CRYING)
- How the fuck do you shut this up?
- Give her to me.
- I can't.
- Give her to me. She's hungry.
I said no.
Red, give me the baby.
You work for me.
Not anymore.
Fuck!
(CRYING CONTINUES)
(CRYING)
(BELL TOLLING)
(WHISPERING PRAYER IN ARMENIAN)
Amen.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
My soul.
I sold my soul.
(CROWD YELLING, CHEERING)
Andreas.
They're ready for you.
They need you.
Go without me.
I need you.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah
Roll out the carpet
Bring out the bottles
(MAN VOCALIZING)
Comin' from L.A., baby,
we call it loathsome
Armenian, American
My people rolled up
with a caravan
- (CHEERING)
- Benz is parked out front
Crazy always over here,
maybe you'll give me a son
One time for my brothers
in the game
Do the damn thing, man, taking names,
makin' money by the ton
I'ma do the same, baby,
swear to put it down to the fullest
Long as I got
breath up in my lungs
And I'd like to make a toast,
this one is for my folks
Y'all doin' the most to try to
get close, honey, don't overdose...
(APPLAUSE)
(PLAYING FLUTE)
You ready to go to work,
Short Round?
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
Holy shit, bro.
It was a boring conversation,
anyway.
(WOMAN GIGGLING)
This is fucking ridiculous.
I agree.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Don't make a scene.
And, you,
this isn't gonna be like last time.
This is gonna be
all three of us leaving together,
and you take me right to them.
Now move.
Move!
Somebody help me!
Please! I feel sick!
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I feel sick.
- (SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
- I don't feel good.
(BABY CRYING)
Mommy's here.
Shh.
- You are fucking dead.
- I heard that before.
- You will never...
- Shut the fuck up.
You don't get to talk.
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
- Don't even think about it.
- We've been here before.
Andreas?
Just tell me where she is.
I don't think so.
- You think I'm playing?
- No, I don't.
A-Andreas,
don't... don't do this!
Get down! Get down!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(GUNSHOTS)
Just fucking great!
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
What?
Go right! Go right!
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- Shit.
(WHISPERS)
What the fuck?
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
I got this motherfucker!
(SIRENS BLARING)
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN OVER RADIO)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
Where is she?
Where's my family?
(BILLY CRIES)
(DRIPPING)
(SCREAMING)
You know it's not aver.
I know.
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
- You just land'!
- Yeah.
- Where are they?
- Safe.
What the fuck is going on?
Desmond Barrington
is what the fuck's going on.
Harrington's behind this shit?
Desmond Barrington
was behind the whole thing.
He played you.
He played the Armenians.
He's been behind it
the whole fucking time, man.
And now, he's getting paid
to tip the global scales.
- Where's Barrington now'?
- He's here in Los Angeles.
Look, you're gonna
see him tonight
at a high rollers game, okay?
You're gonna have to look slick,
none of that Call of Duty armor
bullshit, okay?
- You got a tux?
- Tux? Why?
- New Kid will fill you in.
- Wait. The New Kid?
Yeah.
You can thank me later.
Barry vouched for you?
No. Barry vouched for you.
I'm The New Kid.
All right.
Run it by me again.
Members only.
No guns.
Metal detectors and pat-downs.
Harrington's in there tonight
celebrating
some deal he's about to close.
I get us in,
we find him, isolate him,
squeeze him for intel,
then we pop him.
No, we don't pop a guy
like Barrington.
Your call.
- You wearing that?
- Nah, brah.
All right.
Let's go.
- Unh
- What, what...
- Yeah
- Mighty Hye
Nazo Bravo
- What, what...
- I Ah, yo
Unh, unh
I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens
on my bumper 'cause I'm focused
I'm the future
of this mother..., focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Unh, got 'em saying,
"Who that?"
I'm the sh...,
but you already knew that
Don't need no racks
just to make 'em move that
I'ma chop 'em down,
let me put on two hats
Ladies love me,
got scratches on my back
Yeah, scratches on my back,
sc-scratches on my back
All because of how I do this
when I'm rapping on a track
Nut like you...
- So you a member of this club'!
- I haven't decided yet.
Hmm.
When are you gonna decide?
Hey, look, I'm gay, all right?
Leave!
Gave 'em hope when
the situation's hopeless...
We good?
- It's gonna get ugly, you know?
- I got this.
He'll like that.
I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing...
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHEERING)
Haven't seen you here before.
I've seen you.
- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
- (SUN CLICKS)
- Okay.
Don't say a fucking word
until I say so.
You know,
guns are not allowed in here.
So where'd you hide that one?
Don't worry about it.
And before my buddy comes over here
and ruins everything,
you're gonna tell me
what's going down tonight.
(CHUCKLES)
Who might your buddy be?
Oh, let me guess.
That psycho who thinks
he's a hero, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck it.
Go ahead, right'?
I deserve it.
I did just get paid
a billion dollars
to set off nuclear IEDs
all over the city.
Why don't you call that off
before I shoot you in the head?
Better me than my friend.
Nah, 'cause now it's time
for my friend to come
and ruin everything.
You chose
the wrong trick, bitch.
As much as I'm into
the girl-on-girl action,
I'd like to stay here and watch,
but you're dead already.
Everyone in here is.
Enjoy your evening.
Where are you going?
Come and get it.
Oh, I plan on it, bitch.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
- on!
- (SCREAMING)
MAN ON RADIO: Security,
guy a! the bar, take him out now!
- No guns! Tasers only!
- (CRACKLES)
(YELLS)
(TASERS CRACKLING)
See, bitch?
I do my fucking job!
(GAGGING)
You...
(COUGHS)
(MAN YELLING)
Barry on radio:
Comm check. Get outside.
The Kid has Barrington's driver.
I'm just driving!
I don't know anything!
- Tell me!
- I don't know!
(SCREAMS)
Okay, okay!
- One more time, motherfucker!
- L.A. Live, P5.
There's a bomb
in Bentley, old-school.
You have to defuse by hand.
Fuck, you okay?
Harrington's on foot.
He's got IEDs set all over the city.
He's got the abort codes
on his phone.
Make the call.
You take care of that.
Barry on radio:
Okay, it's game time, guys.
All right, we can't let Harrington
get away.
World, like,
literally depends on it.
- Kid, where are we at?
- This is the parking garage.
Find the Bentley, P5.
The L.A. bomb's
just a diversion, guys.
He's taking out cities
all over the world.
Yeah, well, even his diversion's
gonna level downtown.
We've got no time.
This comes first.
Oh, relax.
I got a guy on it.
- (BEEPING)
- Aw, hell, nah.
Hey, man, you got me
out here all dressed up.
Man, I'm lookin' fly
as hell tonight, man.
I was supposed to bathe bomb.
You didn't tell me that
there was a real bomb!
What am I supposed to do
with this shit, man?
I ain't messing my uncle's tux.
Barrington:
Click, click, motherfucker.
Now toss your shit.
(BEEPING)
- What you go! going on here'!
- Mall cop, get the fuck out of here.
- This is a dirty bomb.
- Still can't park here.
I ain't playing with you.
This shit can fuck up the whole city.
So, that's an actual bomb?
Damn right.
Okay '.
Yo, what's up, man?
How this gonna go down'?
- Walk me through this shit.
- BARRY: Walk you through it?
I thought you were demo!
Look, I'm too busy
to help you out, all right?
I'm getting pings
from all over the world...
New York, Sydney,
Hong Kong, Mumbai.
If Vigilante doesn't gel Barrington,
we are fucked!
We're so fucked!
Vigilante has to get to
Barrington's cell.
That's where the codes are at.
It's inside his jacket pocket.
(SIGHS)
Still don't understand
how things work, do you?
I guess I don't work that way.
Clearly.
That's why your gun's over there.
What?
Ah, fuck.
- (BONE SNAPS)
- (SCREAMS)
You think I'm a bad guy.
Whatever.
You ever heard
of the trolley problem?
Fuckin' trolley?
It's 2016, man,
there's fucking Uber.
No, the trolley problem.
It's a dilemma.
Okay, there's a runaway trolley
on a track.
There's five people
tied to that track.
Now, there's one person
tied to another track,
and there's a switch that
diverts the trolley, okay?
Now, do you let nature
take its course
and let those five people
get killed by that trolley,
or do you flip the switch?
See, me...
I flip the switch every time,
whether it's 500,000 people
saving 500 million.
You get it?
That makes you feel good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vigilante:
That bomb downtown...
I got a "Hurt Locker" genius
working on it right now.
There's no bomb he can't defuse.
Oh, baby Jesus, please help me.
Why do these wires
gotta be so small?
- Such thick fingers.
- Man, shut up!
I don't think you're supposed
to sweat on those like that.
You gonna do the red wire?
It's always the red wire in movies.
- Are you a bomb specialist?
- No, but 17...
- No, no, don't do that.
- 15...
- Shut up! Don't do that!
- 13...
- Shut up! Shut up.
- Stay calm, stay calm.
- 15 seconds! Stay calm!
- Shut up!
Fuck it.
- Ha ha! Booyah!
- (LAUGHING) That worked'?!
- What's my name?! What's my name?!
- I don't know!
Oh, my God.
We saved the city!
- L-l saved the city.
- You saved the city!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
- I saved the city, man.
- You fuckin' saved the city!
- I did it! I did it!
- My black person.
(LAUGHS)
Watch your mouth.
(SIGHS) L.A.'s good.
Barry, where we at?
Hey, good job, Wolfie, but let's
not jerk each other off just yet,
'cause the main event's
about to go live worldwide.
Shit!
Am I seeing this right'?
There's surges all over.
That Pakistani guy
you chopped up...
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I don't know.
- (WHIRRING)
- I don't know.
These guys
ain't too happy about it.
- (GUNS COCKING)
- Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car!
(WINCING)
New Kid:
Tell me you've got that phone!
He did and took an arm
for it, didn't you? Ouch.
Here's (he abort hack.
Go.
Man on radio:
We've got Barrington. He's safe.
- Where to now, boss?
- We head outside the blast radius
and get ready for detonation.
That motherfucker.
VIGILANTE: These are ready
to launch, man, right now!
- (BEEPING)
- BARRY: 1-1 -3-8. Type it in.
- Okay, I got it.
- 1-1... What's your deal?
I got it.
Oh, shit!
- Fuck, I had it upside down.
- BARRY: Are you serious?!
- Oh, my God! Come on!
- We're responsible for the apocalypse!
Bye-bye, London.
Tokyo, you're gone.
I don't even want to watch.
I don't even want lo watch.
I don't even want to watch.
Ho... holy shit, we did it!
Ha! We did it!
- (SIGHS)
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
Hey, guys,
I'm gonna give you all BJs!
- We saved the fuckin' world, man.
- I'm coming to get you, V.
The Vigilante is definitely back.
A bloodbath tonight at a downtown
Los Angeles nightspot.
Over here outside
a downtown nightclub...
- The Vigilante...
- El Vigilante...
- Vigilante!
- Vigilante!
Continuing coverage tonight.
I'm joined by Mike Hanover,
web filmmaker,
famous for his viral hit,
"The Vigilante Diaries,"
and it appears that
The Vigilante is back.
That's right. He's back.
I'm back. We're back, man.
I'm the guy behind the guy.
That was me.
I put him on the Web.
I made his (BLEEP) famous.
That's right.
So what about the reports we're hearing
that The Vigilante saved the city?
Uh, he saved the city.
I saved the city.
That's what we do, all right?
We save (BLEEP).
Last month, we saved the city
from a mob, a big mob.
And you know what,
he went overseas without me,
and I'm not gonna
hold that against you, Vigi,
but, you know what,
I like fish and chips
and pints and all that
good stuff.
But I'm here
holding down the fort.
I'm here in (he City of Angels.
You know Bond's guy,
the intel guy?
I'm that guy, but I'm better.
That's right. Umph!
Okay, we'll keep this on topic.
So, does that mean that you're still
involved in The Vigilante's affairs?
That's what I've been saying.
I'm always involved, involved some way,
one way or another, right?
So, Vigi, hit me up, man.
I'm ready for that next mission.
I got a new camera.
I can document the (BLEEP) out of it!
And you can come, too,
if you want, girl.
Uh, okay.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, we're gonna toss it
back to the studio.
Tossing... salad.
- MAN: That's one hell of a story.
- Yeah, it's damn good, isn't it'?
One more for my colleague
over here.
I gotta know...
100% that you're in.
You know you should have had me
in the loop from the start, right'?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Could have saved you
a lot of time and money.
Lot of motherfuckers
would still be alive, too.
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, then there's that.
- But I wanted to do it my own way.
- Yeah.
If you wan! to catch
Frankenstein's monster,
you don't use Count Chocula
or the Wolfman
or the "Mommy."
- "Mommy." Yeah, that's funny.
- Yeah.
You threw that in there.
You want to catch the monster,
use the Invisible Man.
I'll bring him in.
Well, yeah,
but make sure he's still alive,
'cause he's very fuckin' expensive.
Don't make a mess.
They came in before you did.
(SIGHS)
So...
you want the guy playing
with his phone,
or the clown with
the H.K. behind us
pretending like he's drunk?
I think I'll take
the guy on the phone.
Ow!
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Sorry about the mess.
I'll see you next time, bro.
I'm fucking hungry, man.
Let's go get something to eat.
Cool.
She gots a mop
on top of her head
Ah, shoo-op, shoo-op...
I really should
get this looked at.
Come on, don't be a pussy.
You're fine.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Hey.
- ' Hey-Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Oh, good.
Hey, listen,
I'm kind of exhausted.
Can you please stop
at the store for me?
I really need some diapers,
some formula,
but it has to be organic...
New Kid:
Bro, you're a dad'?
A pacifier, um,
Oh, you know...
There's a shipment of heroin and AK-4?s
being smuggled into San Diego.
We can intercept it.
Two hour straight shoot
down the 5.
She smiled at me today.
- And, oh, her little dimple...
- Doughnut?
JADE: Hello?
Are you there?
Hello?
Hello?
Unh, I'm the sh...,
baby, focus
You don't know who
you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens on my bumper
'cause I'm focused
I'm the future of this mother...,
focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Unh, got 'em saying,
"Who mat?"
I'm the sh...,
but you already knew that
Don't need no racks
just to make 'em move that
I'm 'a chop 'em down,
let me put on two hats
Ladies love me,
got scratches on my back
Yeah, scratches on my back,
sc-scratches on my back
All because of how I do this
when I'm rapping on a track
Not like you, I go ham,
y'all hamsters on a track
Grasshopper,
you're dealing with a locust
Spit that sh...,
make 'em wanna quote this
You could learn something,
go on, get your Post-its
Gave 'em hope
when the situation's hopeless
Yo, dog, these kids
is thinkin' that they go hard
We on that classic tip, though,
James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart
Bravo making his, now see me go,
talking to the mother... CEO
Ferocious, doser,
dopeness, smoke this
Focus
I'm the sh..., baby, focus
You don't know
who you're dealing with? Focus
They can try,
but they'll never take my focus
Mighty Hye,
we always stay in focus
Got these chickens on my bumper
'cause I'm focused
I'm the future of
this mother..., focus
'Round the world,
they notice how we focus
You ain't heard?
Well, you ain't really focused
Shouts to the bosses
Runnin' things from
they cellblocks as they office
Nazo Bravo got 'em
stepping like some crawfish
But all you do is sit around and talk
about other players, Bob Costas
(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
I don't know what to say
My mind just ain't the same
I took you to your grave
It was such a sad day
La la, la la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
You watch me from the sky
I'll see you when I die
The day that we reunite
There'll be peace in my mind
La la, la la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
I'll tell you like it is
La la, la la
(MUSIC PLAYING)
She gots a mop
on top of her head
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
Every night,
she makes it look like it's dead
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
But her body makes it up for it all
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
Maybe best girl I ever saw
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
And the kind of mood I'm in
And the color blue, I'm in
And, baby,
can I get just one kiss?
Ah, shoo-wop, shoo-wop
And I promise that
it's something you'll miss
Oh, shoo-wop...