Weenie (2016) Movie Script
1
Whoo-hoo!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
Come on, Timmy.
Hurry up!
I can't...
I can't do it.
Ah, Timmy,
don't be such a weenie.
Yeah, what a weenie.
I blew it.
Oh. Hey there, Timmy.
Why so sad?
Hey, Mr. Mayor.
They called me a weenie.
Why, you're acting
like that's a bad thing.
Isn't it?
Oh, Timmy.
Now, some may say
that "weenie"
Is a bad thing to be called
When they hear
someone say it
They are terribly appalled
But I'm of the opinion
One hundred percent
That being called a weenie
Is the greatest compliment
'Cause every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Some of us are big
some are teeny
Teeny!
If you're feeling flustered
Just add a little mustard
Oh, yeah!
You can call us hot dogs
Or you can call us franks
You can call us anything
As long as you give thanks
That every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Wait a minute, so you mean...
Every one of
us is a weenie
That's right!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
What about
the girl in the bikini?
Ooh.
You may think I'm jestin'
But her skin is pig intestine
Weenies can be broiled or
fried Or if you're really brave
Wow!
You could spend a couple
minutes In a microwave
Too long?
Every one of
us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Oh, sure,
maybe some of us are kosher
The British
have their bangers
Hello!
The Germans have their brats
ALL: Prost!
The Poles have their kielbasa
Always boiling in their pots
The Spanish have chorizo
Ol!
The ltalians have salami
Ciao!
But where do we all come from?
Ask your daddy
or your mommy
Every one of us
is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
This one over
here is a genie
I can grant your wishes
Because I'm so delicious
Each of us is different
It doesn't really matter
If we're sliced up in a can
Or on a stick
and dipped in batter
Every one of
us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Yeah!
It's a thrill on a grill
So much fun in a bun
When you're
a weenie you are number one
Yes, every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Is that Timmy?
Whoo-hoo!
I'm a weenie!
Whoo-hoo!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
Come on, Timmy.
Hurry up!
I can't...
I can't do it.
Ah, Timmy,
don't be such a weenie.
Yeah, what a weenie.
I blew it.
Oh. Hey there, Timmy.
Why so sad?
Hey, Mr. Mayor.
They called me a weenie.
Why, you're acting
like that's a bad thing.
Isn't it?
Oh, Timmy.
Now, some may say
that "weenie"
Is a bad thing to be called
When they hear
someone say it
They are terribly appalled
But I'm of the opinion
One hundred percent
That being called a weenie
Is the greatest compliment
'Cause every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Some of us are big
some are teeny
Teeny!
If you're feeling flustered
Just add a little mustard
Oh, yeah!
You can call us hot dogs
Or you can call us franks
You can call us anything
As long as you give thanks
That every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Wait a minute, so you mean...
Every one of
us is a weenie
That's right!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
What about
the girl in the bikini?
Ooh.
You may think I'm jestin'
But her skin is pig intestine
Weenies can be broiled or
fried Or if you're really brave
Wow!
You could spend a couple
minutes In a microwave
Too long?
Every one of
us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Oh, sure,
maybe some of us are kosher
The British
have their bangers
Hello!
The Germans have their brats
ALL: Prost!
The Poles have their kielbasa
Always boiling in their pots
The Spanish have chorizo
Ol!
The ltalians have salami
Ciao!
But where do we all come from?
Ask your daddy
or your mommy
Every one of us
is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
This one over
here is a genie
I can grant your wishes
Because I'm so delicious
Each of us is different
It doesn't really matter
If we're sliced up in a can
Or on a stick
and dipped in batter
Every one of
us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Yeah!
It's a thrill on a grill
So much fun in a bun
When you're
a weenie you are number one
Yes, every one
of us is a weenie
A weenie!
A weenie is
an awesome thing to be
Is that Timmy?
Whoo-hoo!
I'm a weenie!