When Are You Moving Out? (2022) Movie Script
1
[Tom] Uh, no, I was on
my skateboard actually.
[Mum] Oh, no. You were
wearing a helmet, though?
[Tom] No. So I was coming
up to the T-junction.
She was coming this way,
and, uh, we both went it
at the same time.
-She went straight into me.
-[Mum] Oh, into your leg.
-[Tom] Yeah and my lower back.
-[Mum] Oh, my goodness.
So did she get out and help you?
[Tom]
Uh, yeah, she did, actually.
And then she drove me
to the hospital.
But the most annoying thing
was on the way there,
she got her phone out again
and just started
calling her husband.
[Mum] What? She was on the phone
when she went into you
and then she got
her phone out again?
-[Tom] Yeah.
-[Mum] That's ridiculous.
So what-- How long ago was this?
Uh, six, seven months ago,
maybe? Yeah.
So is it all sorted out
sort of legally and--
Oh, yeah. I did actually
get some letter
from her, uh, lawyers
or something or something,
but basically her money's
landing in my account tomorrow,
which is good.
You mean the, sort of the,
uh, insurance? The compensation.
[Dan] Yeah, I've been trying
to tell you that.
Yeah, either way, though, you're
now looking at a very rich Tom.
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.
Oh, go on and tell us how much.
-Wow.
-Mum, I told you that.
-You just didn't listen.
-[Mum] What's wrong with asking?
-Stop it.
-Uh, it's fine.
-I'm getting a whopping 25Gs.
-[gasps]
-Oh, yeah.
-Nice one.
So that's going to make
the papers, then?
That will probably
be in the local paper.
So when I look at it,
I'll be able to say,
"I know that young man."
-Yeah, exactly.
-[doorbell rings]
-Um--
-[Dan] Hey I'll get it.
-No, its cool. I'll get it.
-No, no, it's fine.
It's get-- My leg's
getting stiff anyway.
I should probably
move about, shouldn't I? So...
-You sure? Hey, honestly, I--
-[Tom] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't mind, seriously.
You sure?
[music playing]
[door opens]
[Tom] Hello.
[sighs]
-All right.
-Yeah. Who was that?
Uh, that--
That was just, uh,
some homeless guy
who was saying
something about, uh,
he-- he got-- basically
got done for some crime
he didn't commit or something,
now he's homeless
and he's just coming, you know,
round asking for money
and stuff like that.
And he's going door to door?
Yeah. I mean, I did ask him
why he's not down at the beach
or anything, but you know...
-Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
-That doesn't sound right.
That sounds weird.
You sure he wasn't your dealer?
-What are you talking about?
-What?
-[Dan] What are you on about?
-Well, come on!
-Yeah, she is right actually.
-[Mum scoffs]
You think-- You think I wasn't
smoking dope at your age
and-- and had to buy it and
crikey, I wasn't born yesterday.
True. Yeah.
-Dope though? [chuckles]
-What's wrong with that?
[Tom] Well, you know, we just
don't call it that anymore.
-What is it, then? Weed?
-Well, not really.
-Do you still call it joints?
-Do we?
Do you--
Is that what you call them?
Yeah, Mum. We do.
[Mum] I mean, you know, I miss
the old joint now and again,
-I'd like a smoke now and again.
-Okay, Mum. [sighs]
Finished your tea now,
haven't you?
[Mum] I miss it.
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[woman on laptop] I'll see you
when I am done here.
[man on laptop]
I'll give you a hand.
No, please.
My cast is down there.
-Hey, if that's okay.
-No, not really.
[clattering]
[man on laptop] Okay, good.
-Huh?
-[exhales deeply]
[chuckles]
[exhales, clears throat]
-[Dan] Oh, my mum!
-[Tom] What?
[Dan] I'm just glad she didn't
stay for the joint. Fuck.
[Tom chuckles]
Yeah, I wasn't expecting
that to be fair, but
yeah, it is a good thing
she didn't stick around
to see what I really got.
What does that mean?
What?
What you really got.
What does that mean?
Oh, yeah, let me show you.
What have you done?
Oh, it is in here.
Its in this one.
Oh, fuck. [chuckles]
-What?
-Tom, what are you doing?
Just a bit of gak. Its fine.
Yeah, but-- Fuck.
-[scoffs]
-What?
-I mean, like, it's--
-Oh.
-[Dan] What are you doing?
-[Tom] Not for now, you idiot.
-It's for the party.
-[Dan] Oh.
-[woman on laptop] Hey!
-[Dan] Oh, who's party?
Our party. House warming party.
Gotta celebrate this place,
isn't it? Christen it.
[Dan]
Are upstairs cool with that?
[Tom] Oh, they'll be invited.
[Dan] Who else is coming?
[Tom] Uh, well I thinking
about my lot, you know?
Spoons, JJ, H, Shaddy, J-Rod.
-Billy, George.
-[sighs]
-Charlie T, Sara, Issy--
-None of our lot then?
-Our lot?
-Hmm.
Most moved to the west country
when you were travelling, mate.
It's just us left,
Danny boy, in town.
-[sniffs]
-Oh.
[Dan] I didn't know that.
Just not tonight, you know?
-What party?
-Yeah.
No, I-- we can have
it another time, I guess.
I mean, I do need to save up
a bit of money
and then just be
able go out and buy--
In a week?
-Yeah, a week or two.
-You listening?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Okay.
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[muffled music playing]
[glass breaking]
[speaking indistinctly]
I said, I'm sorry, Danny boy.
-[whispers] Oh, Christ!
-[whispers] Why? What?
-What are you doing up?
-Why are you up so early?
[locks the door]
Why are you whispering?
[whispers]
Because the guy's upstairs.
It's fine.
They've got doors, mate.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah. So-- Yeah.
So why are you up?
-What are you doing?
-I asked you first, didn't I?
I mean, it's kind of
obvious, isn't it?
-I'm going for a bike ride.
-Oh, fairs.
-So?
-Nice. What?
What are you doing up?
Oh, I've-- I've just been
for my morning runs,
but uh, I really need a shit
so I came back
because I've got the runs.
You not on a come down?
From where?
Yesterday.
All the coke you were doing.
It's fine, I don't get them.
It's fine.
You know that,
it doesn't matter.
Cool. And your leg's alright?
Yeah. I mean,
they're a bit hairy,
but I think I get that
from my mum's side.
-Oh, no. The limp?
-Oh, it's fine.
Her money landed in my bank
account last night.
So I'm free as a snake now.
I don't-- No more limp.
It's brilliant.
It's not her money though,
is it? It's the insurance.
I like to think of it
as her money though
because that stupid snake
ran me over.
-Christ, alright. Alright.
-[sniffs]
-Cool
-Hmm.
-Well, I should be off then.
-Right.
Yeah.
-Cool.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Alright.
-See you later.
-Alright. Yeah.
See you later, mate.
[door rattles open]
[door opens]
[radio playing]
[indistinct chatter on radio]
[sighs]
-[Tom] Danny.
-Tom?
[sighs]
Yeah.
-Alright?
-[exhales]
What are you making?
Full English. Come on, come on.
Have a little bit of it.
-What are you cooking?
-Veggie breakfast, man.
I did it as well because I
remembered you were veggie
and I thought I'd give it a go
because, you know,
it's just sort of like animals
and killing and shit like that.
It's just kind of--
I mean it's kind of wrong,
but I mean, you know.
Cool. Cheers.
Listen, man, I'm, uh,
sorry about
the other day when--
Oh shit.
About what?
-What?
-What were you gonna say?
-What are you sorry about? You--
-Oh.
Oh, shit. That's done.
Uh, I'm sorry about,
um, you know,
when the glass smashed and...
I just kind of feel kind of bad
because it was our first day
-and everything.
-You might wanna...
-Wanna what?
-Hey.
That's cool. Don't worry
about that, honestly.
Seriously. It's fine.
We good?
My G. Alright.
Go on take a seat.
It's literally hot.
I'm gonna serve it.
[Dan] Sweet. Cool. Alright.
[radio playing]
[sighs and sniffs]
[clattering]
[radio playing]
Do you mind if I turn this off?
[clattering]
Oi. Oi.
-[Tom] Uh-huh.
-[Dan] Can I turn the radio off?
-[Tom] What's wrong with radios?
-[man over radio] No, no, no.
There's nothing, there's nothing
inherently wrong about radios.
I just want the news off.
You know?
[Tom] We gotta stay tuned,
Danny boy.
Remember there was
that show or something
where that guy
was going on about,
-you know, that kind of shit.
-What are you--
What show are you on about?
Yeah. Yeah. It was like, uh--
I can't remember the name of it,
it was something to do with,
-uh, something or other.
-Yeah.
Looking after one another
and some shit like that.
I think. Yeah. Remember?
[scoffs] Yeah.
-Cool.
-[Tom] I'm not too sure,
but I remember, you know,
it made sense at the time,
you know?
[Dan] Yeah.
[clatters]
-[Tom] You hungry?
-[Dan] Yeah.
-[Tom] Oh, yeah. Boy.
-[Dan] Starving.
[Tom] This is gonna be a ting,
Danny boy.
-[Dan] Yeah.
-[Tom] I'm telling you now bruv.
There you go. Alright, all done.
-[Tom] There you go.
-[Dan] Wow.
Thanks.
That shit is perfect.
So what are you doing?
What's the plan today?
[exhales]
Work really.
That's about it really.
You can work
from home now, right?
Hmm, yeah,
I've been for a while.
Okay.
Pretty cushty
for our age, I swear.
It's alright.
It's a bit lonely. I guess.
You know?
Don't really meet people.
Mate, I don't know what
you're on about honestly like,
being able to do that
at our age is just like,
I mean, who does that?
Yeah, I guess.
But I'm out today.
You coming out with me.
Why? What you up to?
-Going to the beach.
-Oh, yeah? With who?
You and me, come on.
[inhales]
I don't know, man,
it sounds nice
but once you start slacking,
I feel like you get
into a habit. You know?
I don't wanna keep doing that
over and over again.
[clears throat]
Oh, this is lovely. Thank you.
You still pissed off with me
about the glass?
Is that what this is about?
No, I said--
I said it was fine.
-Honestly.
-[speaks softly] Okay.
It's cool. Seriously.
-So what's the verdict?
-[inhales then exhales]
You coming out?
[inhales deeply]
[breathes deeply]
[exhales]
[groans, sighs]
Yo!
-Tom.
-[Tom] What?
You good?
Come on, man.
What are you saying? Let's go.
Can you close the door?
-What?
-Close the door.
-If you're going to speak loud.
-Why?
Because the people upstairs,
-they get annoyed.
-What?
-What are you on about man?
-Just--
Please? And can you watch
the crumbs as well?
[slams the door] Come on, man.
What are you doing? Let's go.
-Why are we in a rush?
-Danny boy, come on.
-I want to get to the beach.
-Yeah, but it's a beach.
I mean, there's no rush.
There's gonna be--
There's always gonna be a beach
isn't there? There's spaces.
[whispers] Danny boy.
Just no.
We need to get a good spot.
I wanna get some ice cream.
I go to Morocco's, you know.
-Christ, you're like a child.
-Come on, stand up.
-Yeah. Alright. Yeah.
-Come on, come on, come on.
-I am not running anywhere.
-Your hair's fine.
-Your hair's fine, mate.
-Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna get wet anyway,
-you little neek.
-Well, I'm not rushing, so...
[Tom] Come on.
[seagulls squawking]
[door closes]
-[groans]
-What?
Come on. You said.
Yeah?
[Dan laughs]
Hey.
What?
Throw it in.
[Dan] Oh.
[seagulls squawking]
[Tom] Yeah, I think it's hot.
Alright. No.
[Tom and Molly
speaking indistinctly]
-[Tom] I guess he's coming back.
-[Dan] Hey.
You alright?
-Hiya.
-You two know each other, right?
I didn't know you were coming.
Honestly, Molly.
I-- I thought it was just
going to be the two of us.
-So I would've got more.
-It's fine.
-No, don't worry about it.
-Alright. Fine.
-She can have mine, anyway.
-No, Tommy, you don't have to.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I'm gonna go for a swim so...
-Are you sure?
-[Tom] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you in a bit.
-Which one do you want?
-Look after my stuff, would you?
-[Dan] Yeah, yeah. Sure.
-[Tom] Alright.
Do you want mango or, uh, lemon?
Mango, please.
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
[Molly chuckles]
Where have you been?
Um, Morocco's.
How was it?
It's alright. Just--
Line was kind of long, I guess,
but no longer than usual,
you know?
What do you mean?
-What do you mean?
-[Molly] Oh, I meant like,
where have you been?
It's been so long.
Haven't seen you for ages.
It's been like two years,
hasn't it?
You know? I think the last time
it might have been
when you were--
-Just started at the pub.
-Yeah, yeah.
Good memory, Danny.
What are you sulking about?
I'm just not a big fan
of the name.
[Molly] Tommy calls you that
all the time, doesn't he?
He does.
He can do things like that,
can't he?
Does he do that stuff at work?
Well, not to me,
because we're best mates,
but he can. Yeah.
I thought I was his best mate.
You know what I mean?
Just like best mates at work.
-Not anymore though.
-What happened?
I moved to work
at the police station now.
Are you on the,
uh, the 999 calls?
No, no, not like that.
-Just like, boring admin stuff.
-My aunt was a Police officer.
Why'd you say it was boring?
[Molly] It's admin.
I feel like everyone
says it's boring.
And if you like it,
it doesn't matter if people
think it's boring, you know.
Fuck them.
Thanks.
[Dan] No worries.
What is your aunt's name?
I might know her.
[clears throat]
I doubt it. She, um--
She died a few years ago.
God, that's really shit.
[Dan]
Thanks for not saying, sorry.
You know when, uh,
you know, when people say so
and so died,
people just say, sorry.
People die and it sucks.
I am sorry you have to live with
this idiot though. [chuckles]
[Tom] You're right, it is cold.
You got a football?
[Molly] I need a piss.
Right.
Well, lets fucking do it then.
-[Dan] Okay.
-[Tom] After the piss.
-[sighs in disappointment]
-[seagulls squawking]
[Tom] Hmm, got the ball.
[Dan] Eight, nine, ten, ele--
That was a record.
I think I've got it.
-So where did you go?
-When?
When you went travelling.
Um, well it was like
a road trip kind of,
Across the U.S.
Bit of Canada as well,
which is yeah, it was nice.
Yeah.
[Molly] What was your best bit?
Um, what,
like my favorite place?
[Molly] Yeah.
[Dan] California, probably.
Uh, San Diego was nice. LA.
Probably Venice Beach.
We spent a lot of time there.
Yeah, I love Venice Beach.
Oh, you've--
I didn't know you've been.
[Molly] Yeah, it was like
a childhood dream of mine.
So, had to go.
That's the, uh, same as me and
Tom. We used to speak about it.
[groans]
-[Molly chuckles] Dan, you okay?
-[Dan] Fuck.
[groans]
-Yeah, yeah.
-[Tom] You alright, mate?
-You alright?
-Yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm fine.
Thank you. Yeah, I'm good.
-No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
-Let's have a look.
Um, hey, do--
Where was the toilet again?
Where did you say?
Just by, um, the angel statue.
Yeah, that was it, um...
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, no, I'm-- Honestly.
Yeah, yeah, I am fine.
Could you keep an eye on my
stuff because I'm bursting now.
-Keep an eye on it?
-Yeah, yeah. Just my bike
-and my bag and stuff.
-Okay.
Yeah, okay. Thank you. Cheers
Yeah, but we're gonna go up
to the field in the bit?
Great. Cool.
We--
What about,
have you not got any keys?
[wind blowing]
[dog barking]
[kids shouting nearby]
Oh.
-Hey, how you doing?
-Alright?
[Molly] What?
Where the fuck did you go?
We came straight here,
didn't we?
-[Molly] Hmm.
-Yeah.
Why?
You asked us
to look after your stuff.
Yeah and you said
see you later, didn't you?
I said see you in a bit.
[Tom] What's the difference?
What made you think that
I wanted you to take my bike
and leave me to walk home?
It took me 25 minutes.
[sighs]
[Dan] My mistake.
[lighter clicks]
[Molly] Hey, Dan.
Tommy was telling me about
his party. Are you going to go?
Well, I mean, it's--
It's in my house, isn't it?
[Tom] It's our house, Danny boy.
You know what I meant though.
-Oh, no. I'm-- I'm good. Thanks.
-No, he's given up, actually.
Oh, why?
Uh, I think he reckons
it makes him lazy or something.
[Dan] No, not lazy. Just, uh--
[Tom] Yeah, but isn't it just
like unproductive or something.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sort of. Unproductive.
Like I, don't not like being
able to get up for work
or go for long bike rides
and stuff. You know?
I go to work
and I go on long bike rides.
[Dan] Well, I mean,
it's easy for some, isn't it?
Are you trying to say
you're better than us?
-[both chuckle]
-No. What?
No, that's not
what I meant to say, like--
I mean like
I used to smoke a lot.
I mean me and Tom used to smoke
after school a lot, you know?
You went to school together?
-Oh, yeah.
-Wow.
What?
Well it's just quite a long time
to stay friends with each other.
Haven't you?
He's-- He's still just upset
that he got hit in the head
by a football, aren't you?
You should see how upset
he gets when he loses as well.
No, it's fine, that's just
who you are, Danny boy.
[Molly]
I swear he hates that name.
No, he loves it really.
You wanna see how upset
he gets when he loses?
-What are you talking about?
-Oi, come on.
You and me,
race across the field.
-[Molly] Tommy.
-No, I'm good. Thank you.
Please don't.
[Tom growls]
Alright to the other side
of the field and back, yeah?
Go on, you go on the bike.
I'll run.
-[Dan] Alright, quickly.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
-[Tom] Alright. Okay. Three.
-Okay, I've got to...
-[Tom] Two, one!
-No, wait, there's-- Wait.
That's unfair.
There's stuff. I've just--
[Dan exhales]
[Tom panting]
-[Tom groans]
-Eh?
[panting continues]
[exhales deeply]
[panting]
[panting continues]
Oh, shit, man.
What?
She's fucking taken my grinder.
-[Dan scoffs]
-[sighs]
[Tom] Ah, fuck.
[door creaks]
[sniffs]
[exhales]
[scoffs]
[water stops]
[Tom sniffs]
Hey.
-Have you been in the shower?
-[muffled] What shower?
[muffled]
And?
[muffled]
Yeah, but is your parent's
were lined with mould?
What mould?
Mate.
The-- The shower is covered in--
That toothpaste stuff
that goes around the edge,
it's covered in mould.
God, what's that stuff called,
the toothpaste stuff?
-[muffled] Silicone.
-[Dan] Silicone.
The silicone
is covered in mould.
I thought the landlord
was sorting this.
[spits]
Look, I may have phoned
ahead out about that.
Oh, okay. Alright.
What did he say?
Well, she said, it's fine.
If we don't want
that service included,
then we can opt out of it.
Service included?
It's covered in mould.
Well, you know, I just thought
after we did the kitchen up
and everything and that cost us
a huge amount
of money, didn't it?
I didn't want to, you know, pay
for the fucking bathroom too.
-Mate, you're rich.
-This-- This was before
I got all that money
from the car crash.
[Dan sighs, speaks softly]
Oh, God.
Mate, the shower is one big,
mouldy, dirty thing.
[laughs]
[inhales deeply]
Look, okay.
I thought we could
maybe do a bit of DIY
together as well or something?
DIY?
Yeah, you know,
it could be quite fun.
We can head to the shop
in the dials.
Pick up the bits we need.
Come back.
-Have a day of it.
-Tom, I've got work, mate.
And what shop are you talking
about in the dials?
Yeah. So you walk past
those big wheely bins
and then at the roundabout
and it's there, pretty much.
-No, it isn't. Where?
-You know, there's that hill
-that goes up? It's on that.
-Mate, all hills go up.
Alright, yeah, fairs.
Don't you trust me?
-It is there. I promise you.
-[Dan sighs]
God, I'd have to push
the work back.
[clicks tongue, huffs]
-Alright.
-[knife swishes]
-Whoa man, what you doing?
-Chill.
-[Tom] What are you doing?
-I'm going to go gut it.
Then we'll leave. Alright?
Relax. God.
[speaking indistinctly]
That was like 10 years ago
that that happened.
You need to just get over it.
Oi, Spoonsy.
-You alright, boss?
-Yes.
What are you saying, man?
You good?
Not much, bruv. What you up too?
Uh, not a lot of man.
Uh, to be fair actually just got
back from the West Country.
-Yeah?
-Little excursion
munching on some mushies
for a week with a mate.
-Sick!
-Yeah. What about yourself?
Uh, not, well, me and him just
moved in together actually.
-Do you two know each other?
-Ah sick. No. You alright man.
-Reuben Spoons.
-Dan.
Safe. Where'd you move into?
Not far actually. Just near
the field down that way.
-So yeah, not very far at all.
-Yeah, fairs. Fairs.
What you-- What you saying
at the moment work-wise?
-Uh, not much, man.
-Can I just get to the bin?
-Oh, yeah, of course.
-Yeah, sure. sure.
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
Uh, not much, man.
I'm just, uh, chilling really.
-Just like having a good time.
-Yeah, fairs.
Um, yeah. What you saying?
-You working?
-Oh, it's-- Nah.
Same old, man. Same old.
Just like chilling, selling.
-Growing as a person.
-[Dan] Alright. I'm gonna--
-Fairs.
-[laughs]
-I'm gonna head in to the shop.
-Oh, okay. Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you outside.
I'm just gonna catch up
with Spoonsy a little bit.
-Cool. Alright. Alright.
-Cool.
-See you in a bit.
-See you later, man.
[sucks teeth]
So, uh, listen, man.
Can I start picking up off
you now? Because my guy,
he is just, you know, every
single time I have to meet him,
-some dank little alley way.
-[laughs]
And he's just--
He's got a big nashy dog.
-Yeah, not like little Nala.
-No, exactly.
-See I want a dog like her.
-Yeah, of course, man.
-Of course.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-What's, uh, what's your number?
-Have you not got it?
-No.
Alright, um, take this one.
-Ready?
-Yeah.
0-7-4-2-0
-Yeah.
-4-2-0.
-Yeah.
-4-2-0.
-That's a sick number.
-[chuckles] You know it.
-Yeah.
-You got your card?
Um, what you not got yours?
You said you,
you know, well, you said you,
-you have got your card.
-Yeah, hold on. Hold on.
[engine revving]
I think, well, I--
-Okay. I left it at home.
-[laughs] Classic.
Do you guys need a bit of cash?
-Yeah?
-You sure?
-No?
-Thanks. No, we're good.
-No, okay, no.
-Alright. Alright.
Um, yeah, that's fine.
I'll get it.
Alright, cool.
Right. If I'm, do you wanna
give me a hand then,
I'm getting it, right?
Oh, I'll just-- Yeah. Alright.
Give me two seconds.
I'll be right there.
Alright, cool. Alright.
-See you.
-See you in a bit.
-See you.
-[car honking]
Listen man. Big party, my place.
-Is it? You know.
-Yeah, it's gonna be a mad one.
Honestly. Bring your dog,
bring your ruck sack,
bring your clothes,
bring your friends.
-Oi, sick.
-Yeah. It's going to be a ting.
[door opens]
Oh, a lot of post.
[door closes]
-Oh, one sec.
-What?
Gotta add these up, um.
You not just do that
in your head?
Well, I need to confirm it
with a calculator first.
I'm not that great on the spot.
You're not that good off
the spot though, are you?
What?
What?
Doesn't matter. Don't worry.
[sighs]
Alright.
This, we can't use shower
till we silicone
the shit out of it?
Uh, it usually has to
dry for a while.
What does the thing say?
-What thing?
-The tube.
The tube we just bought.
Cool, it's got good weight.
-Uh, it says--
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-What?
What is that? It's 12 hours.
So, 12 hours to dry.
-Yeah, 12.
-Yeah.
Well, you better
crack on with it then.
What, whilst you stink of shit.
Yeah, probably.
What, like--
Like dog shit?
No, no, you good.
Don't worry. You good.
Oh.
What?
Do we really need that?
I thought we could
play some music.
We're doing a job though.
It's not--
It's not a job though, is it?
It's called a DIY job, isn't it?
Yeah, but it's not like work,
that's what I mean.
[sighs] Alright.
Okay.
Um.
So take this.
-Hey. Take that.
-Hmm. Alright.
-Alright, you need to-- Hey!
-Yo.
Take that. You need to dry
behind the back of here.
-Oh, the rim there, yeah?
-The rim, yeah.
-Yeah.
-Uh, and then once that's dried,
that's where you put
the silicone stuff in, yeah?
-Okay.
-Okay?
[clears throat]
It's mad. This thing's got
four gigabyte on it.
-Can you believe it?
-Yeah, it's insane.
Like a thousand
songs on it, man.
-That's amazing.
-Yeah, I got it off my brother.
How old is that thing?
-What this?
-Yeah.
Uh, 4th Gen.
So I guess that would
make it somewhere--
Between the 3rd and the 5th Gen?
-Yeah, maybe, yeah.
-Yeah.
Alright, you ready?
This is a banger.
Uh, hold on. Not that one.
Okay, this one, this one.
I wonder if it means
eight minutes. Like actually...
What are you doing?
I've dried it.
-You can't. You've dried it all?
-Yeah, touch it.
Alright, uh, cool.
In that case,
uh, I've kind of used most
of it, there's a bit left.
-So you take that.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
And then what you need to do
is dry around the back of it.
Sorry, not dry. Um, squeeze
that in the back of it.
-The silicone stuff, so--
-"Squeeze it in the back of it."
-Yeah, right, you focus.
-Yeah.
And then keep your arm quite
nice and straight like that.
-Yeah.
-And then kind of like...
-Yes, sir.
-Okay.
-Sorry.
-And I'm going to try and--
That's fine.
Have you used
most of this already?
Yeah, it's like-- There's--
There's enough left though.
I've done...
You've done that
back bit already?
Yeah. Whilst you were
-faffing about.
-Fairs, Dan.
That's a nice job, bro.
By the way,
I've been meaning to ask
how many people do you think
can fit in this place?
Uh,
I don't know. Six or seven?
Maybe at a push.
[Tom] In the whole house?
What do you mean
in the whole house?
In the whole house
I mean, like, you know,
how many people you think
can fit in this place?
[Dan] Oh, I don't know.
I mean, it wouldn't be
that hard to guess, would it?
You just do like--
-Well, like,
-Really I'm not sure, mate.
Our bedrooms are basically
the same size, aren't they?
So you do one bedroom
plus one bedroom.
Kitchen's just
a little bit bigger.
So maybe like, one bedroom plus
one bedroom plus one bedroom?
Oh, mate, 200. I don't know,
probably like,
200, a couple of hundred.
200. Fuck.
[Dan] Yeah, but that
would be like at a push.
So it'd be a tight squeeze.
Okay. Done.
Finished it, its all.
You can't-- What do you mean?
You can't possibly--
Oh, Tom.
Mate, you've gotta finish this.
You've gotta finish this
properly before it dries.
It's a mess. It's a mess. Look.
It's fine, me and my brother
used to do
jobs like this all the time
before he became a smack-head.
No one in their right mind
would pay for that job.
It's a mess, mate. Look at it.
It's fine, look,
once it dries all you have to do
is you just sort of sculpt it.
What are you talking--
No, it's the opposite of that.
You have to get it done
before it's dried.
It says that on this.
-No, I don't think so.
-[Dan] It's a mess.
Look at it. It's a state.
[Tom]
Mate, you really are obsessive
about this shit, you know?
Mate, I've-- Look at it.
Take a look at it.
It's an absolute state.
Look at it, honestly.
And also, I'm not obsessive,
by the way. That's normal.
It's fine, that's just who
you are, man, you know,
you just-- that's the way you
think about things, isn't it?
You know, you sort of do like,
how many people could
fit in this room. You know?
How long would
that take to walk?
How much food would it take to
fit into that Tupperware thing?
-How much--
-Why would you ask me about
how many people
can fit into this house?
For the housewarming party.
200 people? Tom!
Well, okay, obviously,
look, I'm going to subtract like
50 or 60 people
off that estimate.
Mate, you don't even know
that many people.
-I know, like a hundred people.
-There's absolutely no way
I'm allowing that many people
into this house.
Well, I need to shit,
so get out.
We're still doing the job, mate.
What are you talking about?
-Tom? Oh, for Christ sake.
-Come on, get out. I need a poo.
[breathes deeply]
[wind howling]
[siren wailing]
[door closes]
[music playing]
[radio playing]
[music stops]
[door closes]
-Alright?
-Hey.
[radio] We're talking about
one the biggest investigations.
Did you just turn that off?
[radio playing]
Right here on our doorstep.
Oh, the laptop?
[Tom] Yeah, did you just--
You just turned it off, right?
So, you knew I turned it off.
[Tom]
Yeah, what-- What do you mean?
So why did you ask? [chuckles]
Would you mind
just turning it back on?
I was trying, you know,
catch up on the news.
Ooh, you've done the washing up.
-Oh, yeah. Come, have a look.
-Nice one.
-Come and have a look.
-Sweet.
Wow.
Cheers. It's a good job.
Hey!
Thank you. Nice.
[radio playing]
Drinking, talking, plundering.
Of course,
we don't have to kill.
- Let's get this straight.
-Sit here?
[sighs]
-Alright. Breakfast?
-Yeah.
Looks good. Oh, it's the, uh...
[Tom] Look, man, I do feel,
you know, a bit guilty about
what went down yesterday.
You know, I feel guilty,
I know you're not guilty.
-That's the main thing of you.
-Alright, thanks.
But what about my money?
What money?
[clear throat]
Could we turn the radio off?
Oh, your money.
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
-Don't worry about that.
-Just whilst, you know,
whilst we're talking
and I'm sitting here.
Look, I'm gonna run out to shop,
I told you, man, like,
I do feel guilty,
I keep telling you that.
And yeah,
I'll get your fucking money out.
You know? I know I didn't do
a very neat job at it
and I'm not a very neat guy, but
you know? I think...
Yeah. Okay. That's it.
I'm not a neat guy but
but I'm a bit of a neat friend
at least, aren't I?
[Dan laughs] A neat friend.
It just worked with what I was
trying to say, didn't it?
[radio playing]
Oh, what's your fucking
problem, man?
-Nothing.
-Come on.
Just want get the money stuff
sorted, you know?
Right, yeah, about that,
you gotta remind me
of how much it is that I'm
in debt to you by, because yeah,
I didn't write it down.
[sighs]
I thought you got that
written down?
I mean, yeah, I didn't but--
You know, you kept receipts
though, right? Didn't you?
[radio playing] Well, it wasn't
taken lightly, right?
Certainly, it wasn't.
[Tom sniffs]
[sighs]
Can we turn the news off?
Hello?
Why do you need the laptop and
the radio on at the same time?
What, what you on about?
[grinder crackling]
[radio playing] It's crazy.
- Michel's going to go down.
-[glass falls down]
-Oh, fucking hell, man.
-Are you fucking deaf?
You've got the news playing
out the fucking radio
and the laptop.
And you're outside.
I think this is becoming
an obsession. You know?
It's not good.
It's not good for you.
It's not good for anyone.
It's driving me fucking mad.
And I'm talking like that 19th
century style of madness, yeah?
[radio playing]
...with unwavering control...
Fuck me.
How could anyone listen
to that much news? Christ!
[sighs]
[radio playing]
Good thing it's plastic.
[birds chirping]
[radio playing]
[sighs]
[breathes deeply]
[breathing heavily]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[breathes deeply]
Alright?
Alright.
[water running]
Um.
I was going to, um...
[door opens]
[door closes]
-[Tom] What's up?
-Oh.
-Hey.
-Hey.
[panting]
What you doing?
I'm on a run.
[panting]
Oh, I thought you were up early.
[Tom]
Fuck, did I wake you up, man?
No, no.
No, I, uh,
I-- I just thought you'd, um,
I could have sworn you were, uh,
Uh, fuck man.
Was it that front door?
I swear, like ever since
we moved into this place,
it's just like slam, slam, slam,
like bang, every single morning
I keep slamming.
But I'm guessing
you were coming out
for a cycle anyway, weren't you?
[lip-trills] To be honest, mate,
I don't wash my clothes either.
It's been a few days since
I washed this little number
and I'm just kind of--
It does smell a bit, yeah,
but I just kind of go with it.
You know, it's made me
appreciate more what my Mum did,
you know, washing our
clothes every single day,
every single week as well and
we finished school for the week.
She'd always wash
our fucking school uniform,
P.E kits, everything. [sniffs]
Yeah. Much more like,
you know, just a big
appreciation for my Mum,
I guess.
Hmm, yeah, I guess so.
You come past here a lot then?
Uh,
I mean, sometimes yeah.
Sometimes never though. [sniffs]
Hmm.
It's where we first met,
isn't it?
[Tom] Well, it's where
we first became friends.
Right.
[Tom] Yeah, because we went to
primary school together first,
-you little shit.
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I remember we, uh--
Me, you and Jasper had
our first ciggy down there.
Yeah, but you couldn't
even handle the guilt, mate.
That's where you
fucking ratted us out
to the teacher and your mum.
Yeah and then you pretended that
we bullied you into doing it.
That wasn't then.
That was when we first
got stoned, man.
Not first ciggy. [sniffs]
[scoffs] I'm not sure.
[Tom]
Oh, yeah. Guess what, actually?
My, uh, my bong
arrived last night.
-Oh, yeah?
-[Tom] Yeah.
Good?
[Tom]
I mean you can have if you want?
-Have some of the weed too.
-No.
[Tom] Mate, don't feel
guilty about it.
Might help you chill out,
you know? [sniffs]
Yeah, maybe.
I have been going
a bit mad recently.
Oh, yeah?
[Dan] I suppose it's--
It's more like, I feel nothing
at the moment, you know?
Kind of like an empty.
I guess the anger
stimulates me in a way.
You know what I mean?
[sniffs] No.
It's just like, I'm a--
Like a floating
angry brain sometimes.
Like that Futurama episode.
[sniffs]
Yeah.
Yeah, like Futurama.
[sniggers]
[door opens]
[door creaks]
[keys jingle]
Look, look Dan.
Don't you think it's time
you went home?
[door opens]
[radio playing]
[door closes]
[door closes]
Breakfast is almost ready, mate.
Come on.
So, uh, how was the rest
of the cycle?
What are you making?
[Tom]
Veggie full English. You hungry?
Veggie English.
Same again, yeah?
Yeah. I mean,
I guess I've made it before.
You're guessing?
[sighs] Look.
I'm gonna go out and buy some
recipe books today, I promise.
You know, Jamie, Nigela.
All of that shit.
If that's what you want,
I'll go and do that.
If that's what you want.
Not sure.
[radio playing]
[sighs] Hey man, do you think
we could stick some music on?
Oh yeah, so the Miknas,
Wilcox case that's uh,
coming to a close
real soon apparently.
I mean, I've put my bets on him
getting sent away for life,
but getting sent away
for life doesn't
-actually mean life, does it?
-I'm not sure.
[Tom] You're not gonna be there
till the day you die, does it?
I mean, it's usually reserved
for like killers
and stuff, right?
I have no idea. I'm not sure.
[knife chops]
[Tom] Alright, take a seat
if you want.
Breakfast is-- It's not far off.
[clears throat]
-Hey, Tom.
-Yo?
Can we, uh...
What's that? [chuckles]
Money, it's the symbol of money.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I owe you money, don't I?
Yeah, right.
Uh, how much was it again?
Um, hold on.
I have a receipt in the room.
Can I grab it? We got time?
Yeah, yeah. You've got time.
You've got time.
-Yep.
-Yeah. Go on.
I do feel guilty about
it all by the way, so...
[door opens]
[door closes]
[lighter clicking]
[swimming Dan]
You can't trust yourself, Dan.
[lighter clicking]
Look, Dan.
Don't you think it's time
you went home?
[lighter clanks]
Yeah.
[bird chirping]
Oh, yes. Come on.
[Dan] Who was that?
Dan?
Oh, you alright?
What was that about?
Hmm.
-Oh, you got it?
-Yeah.
[radio playing]
Alright, here you go. Two secs.
Cheers. You got the 33?
[Tom] Uh, what?
[Dan] It was 30 and 33.
You got the, uh...
Uh, you what?
It's 30.33.
Uh, I don't have any loose
change at the moment, mate.
Is that alright?
[Dan] Not really. Still kind of
owe me money, you know?
-Yeah but it's just 30p.
-Yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean,
it's actually 33, so...
[Tom] Okay.
I mean, can you let that go?
Well, I mean, it's just 33.
I mean like, it's 33p now,
then it's 27p and it adds up,
it's just the principle,
you know?
[Tom] Right. Hold on.
[metal clanks]
Look, don't you just think
you're exaggerating
a little bit there, Danny boy?
It adds up over time.
Oh, come on, man.
What? Yeah? Come on.
I'll get you a glass water.
You want a glass water?
No, actually, no, I--
I don't wanna glass of water.
I want my money actually,
to be honest with you.
Where you going
with those, mate?
[door closes]
Man, where are you going?
[birds chirping]
Where you going, man?
But Dan, what about your keys?
You don't have any keys, mate!
Mate, where are you going?
Please just--
Mate please, honestly.
[laughs]
Oi!
Just-- Please!
Mate. No seriously, please.
Seriously, please.
Mate, what are you doing?
I just wanna be alone, please.
Just leave me--
Where you going huh?
Where are you going?
-What you doing?
-Just fuck off.
[panting]
Can you please
just leave me alone?
-Please?
-Come on, man.
Otherwise I'm gonna have to
come up and get you, aren't I?
[sniffs]
[body thudding]
[bird chirping]
[door bell rings]
[radio playing]
[Tom] Lighter, lighter, lighter.
I wonder where's the lighter.
Mama mia!
Yes.
Don't you think
it's time to go, Dan?
You're in a very long
and dark tunnel, Dan.
It's hard to see the light,
but you'll come out eventually.
Why?
You're past the point
of beyond saving, Dan.
[sighs]
[engine running]
-You gonna be okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[muffled] Are you sure?
[engine revving]
[siren wailing]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[music playing]
[slams door]
Alright?
Oh, no. Not really.
Why's that?
[sighs]
Look. [clears throat]
Please don't get--
You know, just keep
your cool about this.
[clears throat] Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Cool. That's fine.
Had that party
last night, did you?
Fine.
It is?
Yeah.
But you've had all day
to clear it up, haven't you?
[coughs]
You know? Well, look, it--
Technically
it wasn't last night.
Sure.
I imagine it went onto
the early hours, did it?
It, you know, it started--
It was mostly on Friday,
but I guess,
you know, technically
it started last Thursday.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sighs]
[breathing heavily]
Oh!
[water running]
[mouthing words]
The sun was out this morning.
Did you notice it?
[music playing]
[door opens]
Oh, shit. Yeah.
I'm clearing up.
I'm clearing up.
Yeah. Yeah, Alright.
[door closes]
What's that?
I've-- [chuckles]
I've never had to use
one of those before mate so,
can't be mine.
Yeah. Alright okay,
maybe we should call the police
and I'm sure they'd help us,
you know, figure it out.
Why the fuck don't
you ever just listen
-[Tom] Danny boy.
-to what I'm trying say to you?
Danny boy.
Just take a seat, man.
-Chill out.
-I don't-- I think--
Don't you think we should talk
about our living situation?
-I was waiting for the outcome.
-[Dan] The outcome?
Why don't you ever
do shit for me?
You're my fucking housemate.
And my friend.
Aren't you?
I think you should move out.
Don't-- Don't think it'll be
better for the both of us
if you just, you know,
if you just
-packed your shit up and left?
-Why should I move out?
Well, most of the shit
in here's mine, isn't it?
Who organized everything
about this place?
I organized the bills.
The back and forth with
the fucking prick of a landlord.
You know, who was it that then
went behind my back
and secretly scrapped
the fucking decorator
that I organized
-moments before.
-Come on. That wasn't a secret.
Why? Why can't you move out?
Why can't you move out?
[sighs]
Oh, so you'll just pay for
this by yourself, will you?
You'll fork out whole
month's rent by yourself?
-Again with this fucking money.
-[Dan] The whole month, yeah?
Okay, in that case,
could you please pay me
the 33p that you owe me?
Fuck off.
Oh, so you'll just live
on your own, yeah?
[scoffs]
I thought I said, didn't I?
-Someone's already moving in.
-Who?
[Tom] Spoons.
He's left her here,
he's just gone out
for a little bit to deal
and uh--
The mushroom head?
Yeah, he was at the party
the other night.
Oh, the one you had
four nights ago, yeah?
Dan, you've got two days, mate.
[glass shatters]
[dog panting]
[Tom falls]
[dog panting]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door closes]
Hey, how you doing?
-Watch out.
-Oh.
-You okay?
-Yeah.
-Not bad.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-What have you been up to?
Uh, busy.
You know.
-What have you been doing?
-Usual.
Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Oh, Tommy told me by the way.
Oh, uh, yeah.
Did he say something about me?
About you guys not
living together anymore?
Oh, yeah.
I think it'll probably
be good for both of you
-to have some space, you know?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Hmm.
Where were you the other day?
[sighs] Um, I thought
I'd give Tom some,
you know, alone time.
After the argument.
-Oh.
-We had an argument.
Yeah. He wasn't really alone.
There was like 200 people
at yours in the end.
-200?
-Yeah.
[sighs] Dude. 200.
Was it, uh--
Was everyone like squashed in
or was there like space?
-[laughs]
-Was it?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Was it? Yeah.
Um, anyway,
I wanted to say, uh...
I wanted to say that
even though you two
aren't living together now,
we can still hang out.
If you want to?
If you want to?
Yeah.
Just ask Tommy for my number
and then just call me.
-Alright.
-Yeah?
Yeah.
[door opens]
[water running]
[door closes]
[door closes]
[wind howling]
[screams]
[indistinct chattering]
[Tom] Uh, no, I was on
my skateboard actually.
[Mum] Oh, no. You were
wearing a helmet, though?
[Tom] No. So I was coming
up to the T-junction.
She was coming this way,
and, uh, we both went it
at the same time.
-She went straight into me.
-[Mum] Oh, into your leg.
-[Tom] Yeah and my lower back.
-[Mum] Oh, my goodness.
So did she get out and help you?
[Tom]
Uh, yeah, she did, actually.
And then she drove me
to the hospital.
But the most annoying thing
was on the way there,
she got her phone out again
and just started
calling her husband.
[Mum] What? She was on the phone
when she went into you
and then she got
her phone out again?
-[Tom] Yeah.
-[Mum] That's ridiculous.
So what-- How long ago was this?
Uh, six, seven months ago,
maybe? Yeah.
So is it all sorted out
sort of legally and--
Oh, yeah. I did actually
get some letter
from her, uh, lawyers
or something or something,
but basically her money's
landing in my account tomorrow,
which is good.
You mean the, sort of the,
uh, insurance? The compensation.
[Dan] Yeah, I've been trying
to tell you that.
Yeah, either way, though, you're
now looking at a very rich Tom.
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.
Oh, go on and tell us how much.
-Wow.
-Mum, I told you that.
-You just didn't listen.
-[Mum] What's wrong with asking?
-Stop it.
-Uh, it's fine.
-I'm getting a whopping 25Gs.
-[gasps]
-Oh, yeah.
-Nice one.
So that's going to make
the papers, then?
That will probably
be in the local paper.
So when I look at it,
I'll be able to say,
"I know that young man."
-Yeah, exactly.
-[doorbell rings]
-Um--
-[Dan] Hey I'll get it.
-No, its cool. I'll get it.
-No, no, it's fine.
It's get-- My leg's
getting stiff anyway.
I should probably
move about, shouldn't I? So...
-You sure? Hey, honestly, I--
-[Tom] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't mind, seriously.
You sure?
[music playing]
[door opens]
[Tom] Hello.
[sighs]
-All right.
-Yeah. Who was that?
Uh, that--
That was just, uh,
some homeless guy
who was saying
something about, uh,
he-- he got-- basically
got done for some crime
he didn't commit or something,
now he's homeless
and he's just coming, you know,
round asking for money
and stuff like that.
And he's going door to door?
Yeah. I mean, I did ask him
why he's not down at the beach
or anything, but you know...
-Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
-That doesn't sound right.
That sounds weird.
You sure he wasn't your dealer?
-What are you talking about?
-What?
-[Dan] What are you on about?
-Well, come on!
-Yeah, she is right actually.
-[Mum scoffs]
You think-- You think I wasn't
smoking dope at your age
and-- and had to buy it and
crikey, I wasn't born yesterday.
True. Yeah.
-Dope though? [chuckles]
-What's wrong with that?
[Tom] Well, you know, we just
don't call it that anymore.
-What is it, then? Weed?
-Well, not really.
-Do you still call it joints?
-Do we?
Do you--
Is that what you call them?
Yeah, Mum. We do.
[Mum] I mean, you know, I miss
the old joint now and again,
-I'd like a smoke now and again.
-Okay, Mum. [sighs]
Finished your tea now,
haven't you?
[Mum] I miss it.
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[woman on laptop] I'll see you
when I am done here.
[man on laptop]
I'll give you a hand.
No, please.
My cast is down there.
-Hey, if that's okay.
-No, not really.
[clattering]
[man on laptop] Okay, good.
-Huh?
-[exhales deeply]
[chuckles]
[exhales, clears throat]
-[Dan] Oh, my mum!
-[Tom] What?
[Dan] I'm just glad she didn't
stay for the joint. Fuck.
[Tom chuckles]
Yeah, I wasn't expecting
that to be fair, but
yeah, it is a good thing
she didn't stick around
to see what I really got.
What does that mean?
What?
What you really got.
What does that mean?
Oh, yeah, let me show you.
What have you done?
Oh, it is in here.
Its in this one.
Oh, fuck. [chuckles]
-What?
-Tom, what are you doing?
Just a bit of gak. Its fine.
Yeah, but-- Fuck.
-[scoffs]
-What?
-I mean, like, it's--
-Oh.
-[Dan] What are you doing?
-[Tom] Not for now, you idiot.
-It's for the party.
-[Dan] Oh.
-[woman on laptop] Hey!
-[Dan] Oh, who's party?
Our party. House warming party.
Gotta celebrate this place,
isn't it? Christen it.
[Dan]
Are upstairs cool with that?
[Tom] Oh, they'll be invited.
[Dan] Who else is coming?
[Tom] Uh, well I thinking
about my lot, you know?
Spoons, JJ, H, Shaddy, J-Rod.
-Billy, George.
-[sighs]
-Charlie T, Sara, Issy--
-None of our lot then?
-Our lot?
-Hmm.
Most moved to the west country
when you were travelling, mate.
It's just us left,
Danny boy, in town.
-[sniffs]
-Oh.
[Dan] I didn't know that.
Just not tonight, you know?
-What party?
-Yeah.
No, I-- we can have
it another time, I guess.
I mean, I do need to save up
a bit of money
and then just be
able go out and buy--
In a week?
-Yeah, a week or two.
-You listening?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Okay.
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[indistinct conversation
on laptop]
[muffled music playing]
[glass breaking]
[speaking indistinctly]
I said, I'm sorry, Danny boy.
-[whispers] Oh, Christ!
-[whispers] Why? What?
-What are you doing up?
-Why are you up so early?
[locks the door]
Why are you whispering?
[whispers]
Because the guy's upstairs.
It's fine.
They've got doors, mate.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah. So-- Yeah.
So why are you up?
-What are you doing?
-I asked you first, didn't I?
I mean, it's kind of
obvious, isn't it?
-I'm going for a bike ride.
-Oh, fairs.
-So?
-Nice. What?
What are you doing up?
Oh, I've-- I've just been
for my morning runs,
but uh, I really need a shit
so I came back
because I've got the runs.
You not on a come down?
From where?
Yesterday.
All the coke you were doing.
It's fine, I don't get them.
It's fine.
You know that,
it doesn't matter.
Cool. And your leg's alright?
Yeah. I mean,
they're a bit hairy,
but I think I get that
from my mum's side.
-Oh, no. The limp?
-Oh, it's fine.
Her money landed in my bank
account last night.
So I'm free as a snake now.
I don't-- No more limp.
It's brilliant.
It's not her money though,
is it? It's the insurance.
I like to think of it
as her money though
because that stupid snake
ran me over.
-Christ, alright. Alright.
-[sniffs]
-Cool
-Hmm.
-Well, I should be off then.
-Right.
Yeah.
-Cool.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Alright.
-See you later.
-Alright. Yeah.
See you later, mate.
[door rattles open]
[door opens]
[radio playing]
[indistinct chatter on radio]
[sighs]
-[Tom] Danny.
-Tom?
[sighs]
Yeah.
-Alright?
-[exhales]
What are you making?
Full English. Come on, come on.
Have a little bit of it.
-What are you cooking?
-Veggie breakfast, man.
I did it as well because I
remembered you were veggie
and I thought I'd give it a go
because, you know,
it's just sort of like animals
and killing and shit like that.
It's just kind of--
I mean it's kind of wrong,
but I mean, you know.
Cool. Cheers.
Listen, man, I'm, uh,
sorry about
the other day when--
Oh shit.
About what?
-What?
-What were you gonna say?
-What are you sorry about? You--
-Oh.
Oh, shit. That's done.
Uh, I'm sorry about,
um, you know,
when the glass smashed and...
I just kind of feel kind of bad
because it was our first day
-and everything.
-You might wanna...
-Wanna what?
-Hey.
That's cool. Don't worry
about that, honestly.
Seriously. It's fine.
We good?
My G. Alright.
Go on take a seat.
It's literally hot.
I'm gonna serve it.
[Dan] Sweet. Cool. Alright.
[radio playing]
[sighs and sniffs]
[clattering]
[radio playing]
Do you mind if I turn this off?
[clattering]
Oi. Oi.
-[Tom] Uh-huh.
-[Dan] Can I turn the radio off?
-[Tom] What's wrong with radios?
-[man over radio] No, no, no.
There's nothing, there's nothing
inherently wrong about radios.
I just want the news off.
You know?
[Tom] We gotta stay tuned,
Danny boy.
Remember there was
that show or something
where that guy
was going on about,
-you know, that kind of shit.
-What are you--
What show are you on about?
Yeah. Yeah. It was like, uh--
I can't remember the name of it,
it was something to do with,
-uh, something or other.
-Yeah.
Looking after one another
and some shit like that.
I think. Yeah. Remember?
[scoffs] Yeah.
-Cool.
-[Tom] I'm not too sure,
but I remember, you know,
it made sense at the time,
you know?
[Dan] Yeah.
[clatters]
-[Tom] You hungry?
-[Dan] Yeah.
-[Tom] Oh, yeah. Boy.
-[Dan] Starving.
[Tom] This is gonna be a ting,
Danny boy.
-[Dan] Yeah.
-[Tom] I'm telling you now bruv.
There you go. Alright, all done.
-[Tom] There you go.
-[Dan] Wow.
Thanks.
That shit is perfect.
So what are you doing?
What's the plan today?
[exhales]
Work really.
That's about it really.
You can work
from home now, right?
Hmm, yeah,
I've been for a while.
Okay.
Pretty cushty
for our age, I swear.
It's alright.
It's a bit lonely. I guess.
You know?
Don't really meet people.
Mate, I don't know what
you're on about honestly like,
being able to do that
at our age is just like,
I mean, who does that?
Yeah, I guess.
But I'm out today.
You coming out with me.
Why? What you up to?
-Going to the beach.
-Oh, yeah? With who?
You and me, come on.
[inhales]
I don't know, man,
it sounds nice
but once you start slacking,
I feel like you get
into a habit. You know?
I don't wanna keep doing that
over and over again.
[clears throat]
Oh, this is lovely. Thank you.
You still pissed off with me
about the glass?
Is that what this is about?
No, I said--
I said it was fine.
-Honestly.
-[speaks softly] Okay.
It's cool. Seriously.
-So what's the verdict?
-[inhales then exhales]
You coming out?
[inhales deeply]
[breathes deeply]
[exhales]
[groans, sighs]
Yo!
-Tom.
-[Tom] What?
You good?
Come on, man.
What are you saying? Let's go.
Can you close the door?
-What?
-Close the door.
-If you're going to speak loud.
-Why?
Because the people upstairs,
-they get annoyed.
-What?
-What are you on about man?
-Just--
Please? And can you watch
the crumbs as well?
[slams the door] Come on, man.
What are you doing? Let's go.
-Why are we in a rush?
-Danny boy, come on.
-I want to get to the beach.
-Yeah, but it's a beach.
I mean, there's no rush.
There's gonna be--
There's always gonna be a beach
isn't there? There's spaces.
[whispers] Danny boy.
Just no.
We need to get a good spot.
I wanna get some ice cream.
I go to Morocco's, you know.
-Christ, you're like a child.
-Come on, stand up.
-Yeah. Alright. Yeah.
-Come on, come on, come on.
-I am not running anywhere.
-Your hair's fine.
-Your hair's fine, mate.
-Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna get wet anyway,
-you little neek.
-Well, I'm not rushing, so...
[Tom] Come on.
[seagulls squawking]
[door closes]
-[groans]
-What?
Come on. You said.
Yeah?
[Dan laughs]
Hey.
What?
Throw it in.
[Dan] Oh.
[seagulls squawking]
[Tom] Yeah, I think it's hot.
Alright. No.
[Tom and Molly
speaking indistinctly]
-[Tom] I guess he's coming back.
-[Dan] Hey.
You alright?
-Hiya.
-You two know each other, right?
I didn't know you were coming.
Honestly, Molly.
I-- I thought it was just
going to be the two of us.
-So I would've got more.
-It's fine.
-No, don't worry about it.
-Alright. Fine.
-She can have mine, anyway.
-No, Tommy, you don't have to.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I'm gonna go for a swim so...
-Are you sure?
-[Tom] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you in a bit.
-Which one do you want?
-Look after my stuff, would you?
-[Dan] Yeah, yeah. Sure.
-[Tom] Alright.
Do you want mango or, uh, lemon?
Mango, please.
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
[Molly chuckles]
Where have you been?
Um, Morocco's.
How was it?
It's alright. Just--
Line was kind of long, I guess,
but no longer than usual,
you know?
What do you mean?
-What do you mean?
-[Molly] Oh, I meant like,
where have you been?
It's been so long.
Haven't seen you for ages.
It's been like two years,
hasn't it?
You know? I think the last time
it might have been
when you were--
-Just started at the pub.
-Yeah, yeah.
Good memory, Danny.
What are you sulking about?
I'm just not a big fan
of the name.
[Molly] Tommy calls you that
all the time, doesn't he?
He does.
He can do things like that,
can't he?
Does he do that stuff at work?
Well, not to me,
because we're best mates,
but he can. Yeah.
I thought I was his best mate.
You know what I mean?
Just like best mates at work.
-Not anymore though.
-What happened?
I moved to work
at the police station now.
Are you on the,
uh, the 999 calls?
No, no, not like that.
-Just like, boring admin stuff.
-My aunt was a Police officer.
Why'd you say it was boring?
[Molly] It's admin.
I feel like everyone
says it's boring.
And if you like it,
it doesn't matter if people
think it's boring, you know.
Fuck them.
Thanks.
[Dan] No worries.
What is your aunt's name?
I might know her.
[clears throat]
I doubt it. She, um--
She died a few years ago.
God, that's really shit.
[Dan]
Thanks for not saying, sorry.
You know when, uh,
you know, when people say so
and so died,
people just say, sorry.
People die and it sucks.
I am sorry you have to live with
this idiot though. [chuckles]
[Tom] You're right, it is cold.
You got a football?
[Molly] I need a piss.
Right.
Well, lets fucking do it then.
-[Dan] Okay.
-[Tom] After the piss.
-[sighs in disappointment]
-[seagulls squawking]
[Tom] Hmm, got the ball.
[Dan] Eight, nine, ten, ele--
That was a record.
I think I've got it.
-So where did you go?
-When?
When you went travelling.
Um, well it was like
a road trip kind of,
Across the U.S.
Bit of Canada as well,
which is yeah, it was nice.
Yeah.
[Molly] What was your best bit?
Um, what,
like my favorite place?
[Molly] Yeah.
[Dan] California, probably.
Uh, San Diego was nice. LA.
Probably Venice Beach.
We spent a lot of time there.
Yeah, I love Venice Beach.
Oh, you've--
I didn't know you've been.
[Molly] Yeah, it was like
a childhood dream of mine.
So, had to go.
That's the, uh, same as me and
Tom. We used to speak about it.
[groans]
-[Molly chuckles] Dan, you okay?
-[Dan] Fuck.
[groans]
-Yeah, yeah.
-[Tom] You alright, mate?
-You alright?
-Yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm fine.
Thank you. Yeah, I'm good.
-No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
-Let's have a look.
Um, hey, do--
Where was the toilet again?
Where did you say?
Just by, um, the angel statue.
Yeah, that was it, um...
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, no, I'm-- Honestly.
Yeah, yeah, I am fine.
Could you keep an eye on my
stuff because I'm bursting now.
-Keep an eye on it?
-Yeah, yeah. Just my bike
-and my bag and stuff.
-Okay.
Yeah, okay. Thank you. Cheers
Yeah, but we're gonna go up
to the field in the bit?
Great. Cool.
We--
What about,
have you not got any keys?
[wind blowing]
[dog barking]
[kids shouting nearby]
Oh.
-Hey, how you doing?
-Alright?
[Molly] What?
Where the fuck did you go?
We came straight here,
didn't we?
-[Molly] Hmm.
-Yeah.
Why?
You asked us
to look after your stuff.
Yeah and you said
see you later, didn't you?
I said see you in a bit.
[Tom] What's the difference?
What made you think that
I wanted you to take my bike
and leave me to walk home?
It took me 25 minutes.
[sighs]
[Dan] My mistake.
[lighter clicks]
[Molly] Hey, Dan.
Tommy was telling me about
his party. Are you going to go?
Well, I mean, it's--
It's in my house, isn't it?
[Tom] It's our house, Danny boy.
You know what I meant though.
-Oh, no. I'm-- I'm good. Thanks.
-No, he's given up, actually.
Oh, why?
Uh, I think he reckons
it makes him lazy or something.
[Dan] No, not lazy. Just, uh--
[Tom] Yeah, but isn't it just
like unproductive or something.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sort of. Unproductive.
Like I, don't not like being
able to get up for work
or go for long bike rides
and stuff. You know?
I go to work
and I go on long bike rides.
[Dan] Well, I mean,
it's easy for some, isn't it?
Are you trying to say
you're better than us?
-[both chuckle]
-No. What?
No, that's not
what I meant to say, like--
I mean like
I used to smoke a lot.
I mean me and Tom used to smoke
after school a lot, you know?
You went to school together?
-Oh, yeah.
-Wow.
What?
Well it's just quite a long time
to stay friends with each other.
Haven't you?
He's-- He's still just upset
that he got hit in the head
by a football, aren't you?
You should see how upset
he gets when he loses as well.
No, it's fine, that's just
who you are, Danny boy.
[Molly]
I swear he hates that name.
No, he loves it really.
You wanna see how upset
he gets when he loses?
-What are you talking about?
-Oi, come on.
You and me,
race across the field.
-[Molly] Tommy.
-No, I'm good. Thank you.
Please don't.
[Tom growls]
Alright to the other side
of the field and back, yeah?
Go on, you go on the bike.
I'll run.
-[Dan] Alright, quickly.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
-[Tom] Alright. Okay. Three.
-Okay, I've got to...
-[Tom] Two, one!
-No, wait, there's-- Wait.
That's unfair.
There's stuff. I've just--
[Dan exhales]
[Tom panting]
-[Tom groans]
-Eh?
[panting continues]
[exhales deeply]
[panting]
[panting continues]
Oh, shit, man.
What?
She's fucking taken my grinder.
-[Dan scoffs]
-[sighs]
[Tom] Ah, fuck.
[door creaks]
[sniffs]
[exhales]
[scoffs]
[water stops]
[Tom sniffs]
Hey.
-Have you been in the shower?
-[muffled] What shower?
[muffled]
And?
[muffled]
Yeah, but is your parent's
were lined with mould?
What mould?
Mate.
The-- The shower is covered in--
That toothpaste stuff
that goes around the edge,
it's covered in mould.
God, what's that stuff called,
the toothpaste stuff?
-[muffled] Silicone.
-[Dan] Silicone.
The silicone
is covered in mould.
I thought the landlord
was sorting this.
[spits]
Look, I may have phoned
ahead out about that.
Oh, okay. Alright.
What did he say?
Well, she said, it's fine.
If we don't want
that service included,
then we can opt out of it.
Service included?
It's covered in mould.
Well, you know, I just thought
after we did the kitchen up
and everything and that cost us
a huge amount
of money, didn't it?
I didn't want to, you know, pay
for the fucking bathroom too.
-Mate, you're rich.
-This-- This was before
I got all that money
from the car crash.
[Dan sighs, speaks softly]
Oh, God.
Mate, the shower is one big,
mouldy, dirty thing.
[laughs]
[inhales deeply]
Look, okay.
I thought we could
maybe do a bit of DIY
together as well or something?
DIY?
Yeah, you know,
it could be quite fun.
We can head to the shop
in the dials.
Pick up the bits we need.
Come back.
-Have a day of it.
-Tom, I've got work, mate.
And what shop are you talking
about in the dials?
Yeah. So you walk past
those big wheely bins
and then at the roundabout
and it's there, pretty much.
-No, it isn't. Where?
-You know, there's that hill
-that goes up? It's on that.
-Mate, all hills go up.
Alright, yeah, fairs.
Don't you trust me?
-It is there. I promise you.
-[Dan sighs]
God, I'd have to push
the work back.
[clicks tongue, huffs]
-Alright.
-[knife swishes]
-Whoa man, what you doing?
-Chill.
-[Tom] What are you doing?
-I'm going to go gut it.
Then we'll leave. Alright?
Relax. God.
[speaking indistinctly]
That was like 10 years ago
that that happened.
You need to just get over it.
Oi, Spoonsy.
-You alright, boss?
-Yes.
What are you saying, man?
You good?
Not much, bruv. What you up too?
Uh, not a lot of man.
Uh, to be fair actually just got
back from the West Country.
-Yeah?
-Little excursion
munching on some mushies
for a week with a mate.
-Sick!
-Yeah. What about yourself?
Uh, not, well, me and him just
moved in together actually.
-Do you two know each other?
-Ah sick. No. You alright man.
-Reuben Spoons.
-Dan.
Safe. Where'd you move into?
Not far actually. Just near
the field down that way.
-So yeah, not very far at all.
-Yeah, fairs. Fairs.
What you-- What you saying
at the moment work-wise?
-Uh, not much, man.
-Can I just get to the bin?
-Oh, yeah, of course.
-Yeah, sure. sure.
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
Uh, not much, man.
I'm just, uh, chilling really.
-Just like having a good time.
-Yeah, fairs.
Um, yeah. What you saying?
-You working?
-Oh, it's-- Nah.
Same old, man. Same old.
Just like chilling, selling.
-Growing as a person.
-[Dan] Alright. I'm gonna--
-Fairs.
-[laughs]
-I'm gonna head in to the shop.
-Oh, okay. Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you outside.
I'm just gonna catch up
with Spoonsy a little bit.
-Cool. Alright. Alright.
-Cool.
-See you in a bit.
-See you later, man.
[sucks teeth]
So, uh, listen, man.
Can I start picking up off
you now? Because my guy,
he is just, you know, every
single time I have to meet him,
-some dank little alley way.
-[laughs]
And he's just--
He's got a big nashy dog.
-Yeah, not like little Nala.
-No, exactly.
-See I want a dog like her.
-Yeah, of course, man.
-Of course.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-What's, uh, what's your number?
-Have you not got it?
-No.
Alright, um, take this one.
-Ready?
-Yeah.
0-7-4-2-0
-Yeah.
-4-2-0.
-Yeah.
-4-2-0.
-That's a sick number.
-[chuckles] You know it.
-Yeah.
-You got your card?
Um, what you not got yours?
You said you,
you know, well, you said you,
-you have got your card.
-Yeah, hold on. Hold on.
[engine revving]
I think, well, I--
-Okay. I left it at home.
-[laughs] Classic.
Do you guys need a bit of cash?
-Yeah?
-You sure?
-No?
-Thanks. No, we're good.
-No, okay, no.
-Alright. Alright.
Um, yeah, that's fine.
I'll get it.
Alright, cool.
Right. If I'm, do you wanna
give me a hand then,
I'm getting it, right?
Oh, I'll just-- Yeah. Alright.
Give me two seconds.
I'll be right there.
Alright, cool. Alright.
-See you.
-See you in a bit.
-See you.
-[car honking]
Listen man. Big party, my place.
-Is it? You know.
-Yeah, it's gonna be a mad one.
Honestly. Bring your dog,
bring your ruck sack,
bring your clothes,
bring your friends.
-Oi, sick.
-Yeah. It's going to be a ting.
[door opens]
Oh, a lot of post.
[door closes]
-Oh, one sec.
-What?
Gotta add these up, um.
You not just do that
in your head?
Well, I need to confirm it
with a calculator first.
I'm not that great on the spot.
You're not that good off
the spot though, are you?
What?
What?
Doesn't matter. Don't worry.
[sighs]
Alright.
This, we can't use shower
till we silicone
the shit out of it?
Uh, it usually has to
dry for a while.
What does the thing say?
-What thing?
-The tube.
The tube we just bought.
Cool, it's got good weight.
-Uh, it says--
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-What?
What is that? It's 12 hours.
So, 12 hours to dry.
-Yeah, 12.
-Yeah.
Well, you better
crack on with it then.
What, whilst you stink of shit.
Yeah, probably.
What, like--
Like dog shit?
No, no, you good.
Don't worry. You good.
Oh.
What?
Do we really need that?
I thought we could
play some music.
We're doing a job though.
It's not--
It's not a job though, is it?
It's called a DIY job, isn't it?
Yeah, but it's not like work,
that's what I mean.
[sighs] Alright.
Okay.
Um.
So take this.
-Hey. Take that.
-Hmm. Alright.
-Alright, you need to-- Hey!
-Yo.
Take that. You need to dry
behind the back of here.
-Oh, the rim there, yeah?
-The rim, yeah.
-Yeah.
-Uh, and then once that's dried,
that's where you put
the silicone stuff in, yeah?
-Okay.
-Okay?
[clears throat]
It's mad. This thing's got
four gigabyte on it.
-Can you believe it?
-Yeah, it's insane.
Like a thousand
songs on it, man.
-That's amazing.
-Yeah, I got it off my brother.
How old is that thing?
-What this?
-Yeah.
Uh, 4th Gen.
So I guess that would
make it somewhere--
Between the 3rd and the 5th Gen?
-Yeah, maybe, yeah.
-Yeah.
Alright, you ready?
This is a banger.
Uh, hold on. Not that one.
Okay, this one, this one.
I wonder if it means
eight minutes. Like actually...
What are you doing?
I've dried it.
-You can't. You've dried it all?
-Yeah, touch it.
Alright, uh, cool.
In that case,
uh, I've kind of used most
of it, there's a bit left.
-So you take that.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
And then what you need to do
is dry around the back of it.
Sorry, not dry. Um, squeeze
that in the back of it.
-The silicone stuff, so--
-"Squeeze it in the back of it."
-Yeah, right, you focus.
-Yeah.
And then keep your arm quite
nice and straight like that.
-Yeah.
-And then kind of like...
-Yes, sir.
-Okay.
-Sorry.
-And I'm going to try and--
That's fine.
Have you used
most of this already?
Yeah, it's like-- There's--
There's enough left though.
I've done...
You've done that
back bit already?
Yeah. Whilst you were
-faffing about.
-Fairs, Dan.
That's a nice job, bro.
By the way,
I've been meaning to ask
how many people do you think
can fit in this place?
Uh,
I don't know. Six or seven?
Maybe at a push.
[Tom] In the whole house?
What do you mean
in the whole house?
In the whole house
I mean, like, you know,
how many people you think
can fit in this place?
[Dan] Oh, I don't know.
I mean, it wouldn't be
that hard to guess, would it?
You just do like--
-Well, like,
-Really I'm not sure, mate.
Our bedrooms are basically
the same size, aren't they?
So you do one bedroom
plus one bedroom.
Kitchen's just
a little bit bigger.
So maybe like, one bedroom plus
one bedroom plus one bedroom?
Oh, mate, 200. I don't know,
probably like,
200, a couple of hundred.
200. Fuck.
[Dan] Yeah, but that
would be like at a push.
So it'd be a tight squeeze.
Okay. Done.
Finished it, its all.
You can't-- What do you mean?
You can't possibly--
Oh, Tom.
Mate, you've gotta finish this.
You've gotta finish this
properly before it dries.
It's a mess. It's a mess. Look.
It's fine, me and my brother
used to do
jobs like this all the time
before he became a smack-head.
No one in their right mind
would pay for that job.
It's a mess, mate. Look at it.
It's fine, look,
once it dries all you have to do
is you just sort of sculpt it.
What are you talking--
No, it's the opposite of that.
You have to get it done
before it's dried.
It says that on this.
-No, I don't think so.
-[Dan] It's a mess.
Look at it. It's a state.
[Tom]
Mate, you really are obsessive
about this shit, you know?
Mate, I've-- Look at it.
Take a look at it.
It's an absolute state.
Look at it, honestly.
And also, I'm not obsessive,
by the way. That's normal.
It's fine, that's just who
you are, man, you know,
you just-- that's the way you
think about things, isn't it?
You know, you sort of do like,
how many people could
fit in this room. You know?
How long would
that take to walk?
How much food would it take to
fit into that Tupperware thing?
-How much--
-Why would you ask me about
how many people
can fit into this house?
For the housewarming party.
200 people? Tom!
Well, okay, obviously,
look, I'm going to subtract like
50 or 60 people
off that estimate.
Mate, you don't even know
that many people.
-I know, like a hundred people.
-There's absolutely no way
I'm allowing that many people
into this house.
Well, I need to shit,
so get out.
We're still doing the job, mate.
What are you talking about?
-Tom? Oh, for Christ sake.
-Come on, get out. I need a poo.
[breathes deeply]
[wind howling]
[siren wailing]
[door closes]
[music playing]
[radio playing]
[music stops]
[door closes]
-Alright?
-Hey.
[radio] We're talking about
one the biggest investigations.
Did you just turn that off?
[radio playing]
Right here on our doorstep.
Oh, the laptop?
[Tom] Yeah, did you just--
You just turned it off, right?
So, you knew I turned it off.
[Tom]
Yeah, what-- What do you mean?
So why did you ask? [chuckles]
Would you mind
just turning it back on?
I was trying, you know,
catch up on the news.
Ooh, you've done the washing up.
-Oh, yeah. Come, have a look.
-Nice one.
-Come and have a look.
-Sweet.
Wow.
Cheers. It's a good job.
Hey!
Thank you. Nice.
[radio playing]
Drinking, talking, plundering.
Of course,
we don't have to kill.
- Let's get this straight.
-Sit here?
[sighs]
-Alright. Breakfast?
-Yeah.
Looks good. Oh, it's the, uh...
[Tom] Look, man, I do feel,
you know, a bit guilty about
what went down yesterday.
You know, I feel guilty,
I know you're not guilty.
-That's the main thing of you.
-Alright, thanks.
But what about my money?
What money?
[clear throat]
Could we turn the radio off?
Oh, your money.
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
-Don't worry about that.
-Just whilst, you know,
whilst we're talking
and I'm sitting here.
Look, I'm gonna run out to shop,
I told you, man, like,
I do feel guilty,
I keep telling you that.
And yeah,
I'll get your fucking money out.
You know? I know I didn't do
a very neat job at it
and I'm not a very neat guy, but
you know? I think...
Yeah. Okay. That's it.
I'm not a neat guy but
but I'm a bit of a neat friend
at least, aren't I?
[Dan laughs] A neat friend.
It just worked with what I was
trying to say, didn't it?
[radio playing]
Oh, what's your fucking
problem, man?
-Nothing.
-Come on.
Just want get the money stuff
sorted, you know?
Right, yeah, about that,
you gotta remind me
of how much it is that I'm
in debt to you by, because yeah,
I didn't write it down.
[sighs]
I thought you got that
written down?
I mean, yeah, I didn't but--
You know, you kept receipts
though, right? Didn't you?
[radio playing] Well, it wasn't
taken lightly, right?
Certainly, it wasn't.
[Tom sniffs]
[sighs]
Can we turn the news off?
Hello?
Why do you need the laptop and
the radio on at the same time?
What, what you on about?
[grinder crackling]
[radio playing] It's crazy.
- Michel's going to go down.
-[glass falls down]
-Oh, fucking hell, man.
-Are you fucking deaf?
You've got the news playing
out the fucking radio
and the laptop.
And you're outside.
I think this is becoming
an obsession. You know?
It's not good.
It's not good for you.
It's not good for anyone.
It's driving me fucking mad.
And I'm talking like that 19th
century style of madness, yeah?
[radio playing]
...with unwavering control...
Fuck me.
How could anyone listen
to that much news? Christ!
[sighs]
[radio playing]
Good thing it's plastic.
[birds chirping]
[radio playing]
[sighs]
[breathes deeply]
[breathing heavily]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[breathes deeply]
Alright?
Alright.
[water running]
Um.
I was going to, um...
[door opens]
[door closes]
-[Tom] What's up?
-Oh.
-Hey.
-Hey.
[panting]
What you doing?
I'm on a run.
[panting]
Oh, I thought you were up early.
[Tom]
Fuck, did I wake you up, man?
No, no.
No, I, uh,
I-- I just thought you'd, um,
I could have sworn you were, uh,
Uh, fuck man.
Was it that front door?
I swear, like ever since
we moved into this place,
it's just like slam, slam, slam,
like bang, every single morning
I keep slamming.
But I'm guessing
you were coming out
for a cycle anyway, weren't you?
[lip-trills] To be honest, mate,
I don't wash my clothes either.
It's been a few days since
I washed this little number
and I'm just kind of--
It does smell a bit, yeah,
but I just kind of go with it.
You know, it's made me
appreciate more what my Mum did,
you know, washing our
clothes every single day,
every single week as well and
we finished school for the week.
She'd always wash
our fucking school uniform,
P.E kits, everything. [sniffs]
Yeah. Much more like,
you know, just a big
appreciation for my Mum,
I guess.
Hmm, yeah, I guess so.
You come past here a lot then?
Uh,
I mean, sometimes yeah.
Sometimes never though. [sniffs]
Hmm.
It's where we first met,
isn't it?
[Tom] Well, it's where
we first became friends.
Right.
[Tom] Yeah, because we went to
primary school together first,
-you little shit.
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I remember we, uh--
Me, you and Jasper had
our first ciggy down there.
Yeah, but you couldn't
even handle the guilt, mate.
That's where you
fucking ratted us out
to the teacher and your mum.
Yeah and then you pretended that
we bullied you into doing it.
That wasn't then.
That was when we first
got stoned, man.
Not first ciggy. [sniffs]
[scoffs] I'm not sure.
[Tom]
Oh, yeah. Guess what, actually?
My, uh, my bong
arrived last night.
-Oh, yeah?
-[Tom] Yeah.
Good?
[Tom]
I mean you can have if you want?
-Have some of the weed too.
-No.
[Tom] Mate, don't feel
guilty about it.
Might help you chill out,
you know? [sniffs]
Yeah, maybe.
I have been going
a bit mad recently.
Oh, yeah?
[Dan] I suppose it's--
It's more like, I feel nothing
at the moment, you know?
Kind of like an empty.
I guess the anger
stimulates me in a way.
You know what I mean?
[sniffs] No.
It's just like, I'm a--
Like a floating
angry brain sometimes.
Like that Futurama episode.
[sniffs]
Yeah.
Yeah, like Futurama.
[sniggers]
[door opens]
[door creaks]
[keys jingle]
Look, look Dan.
Don't you think it's time
you went home?
[door opens]
[radio playing]
[door closes]
[door closes]
Breakfast is almost ready, mate.
Come on.
So, uh, how was the rest
of the cycle?
What are you making?
[Tom]
Veggie full English. You hungry?
Veggie English.
Same again, yeah?
Yeah. I mean,
I guess I've made it before.
You're guessing?
[sighs] Look.
I'm gonna go out and buy some
recipe books today, I promise.
You know, Jamie, Nigela.
All of that shit.
If that's what you want,
I'll go and do that.
If that's what you want.
Not sure.
[radio playing]
[sighs] Hey man, do you think
we could stick some music on?
Oh yeah, so the Miknas,
Wilcox case that's uh,
coming to a close
real soon apparently.
I mean, I've put my bets on him
getting sent away for life,
but getting sent away
for life doesn't
-actually mean life, does it?
-I'm not sure.
[Tom] You're not gonna be there
till the day you die, does it?
I mean, it's usually reserved
for like killers
and stuff, right?
I have no idea. I'm not sure.
[knife chops]
[Tom] Alright, take a seat
if you want.
Breakfast is-- It's not far off.
[clears throat]
-Hey, Tom.
-Yo?
Can we, uh...
What's that? [chuckles]
Money, it's the symbol of money.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I owe you money, don't I?
Yeah, right.
Uh, how much was it again?
Um, hold on.
I have a receipt in the room.
Can I grab it? We got time?
Yeah, yeah. You've got time.
You've got time.
-Yep.
-Yeah. Go on.
I do feel guilty about
it all by the way, so...
[door opens]
[door closes]
[lighter clicking]
[swimming Dan]
You can't trust yourself, Dan.
[lighter clicking]
Look, Dan.
Don't you think it's time
you went home?
[lighter clanks]
Yeah.
[bird chirping]
Oh, yes. Come on.
[Dan] Who was that?
Dan?
Oh, you alright?
What was that about?
Hmm.
-Oh, you got it?
-Yeah.
[radio playing]
Alright, here you go. Two secs.
Cheers. You got the 33?
[Tom] Uh, what?
[Dan] It was 30 and 33.
You got the, uh...
Uh, you what?
It's 30.33.
Uh, I don't have any loose
change at the moment, mate.
Is that alright?
[Dan] Not really. Still kind of
owe me money, you know?
-Yeah but it's just 30p.
-Yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean,
it's actually 33, so...
[Tom] Okay.
I mean, can you let that go?
Well, I mean, it's just 33.
I mean like, it's 33p now,
then it's 27p and it adds up,
it's just the principle,
you know?
[Tom] Right. Hold on.
[metal clanks]
Look, don't you just think
you're exaggerating
a little bit there, Danny boy?
It adds up over time.
Oh, come on, man.
What? Yeah? Come on.
I'll get you a glass water.
You want a glass water?
No, actually, no, I--
I don't wanna glass of water.
I want my money actually,
to be honest with you.
Where you going
with those, mate?
[door closes]
Man, where are you going?
[birds chirping]
Where you going, man?
But Dan, what about your keys?
You don't have any keys, mate!
Mate, where are you going?
Please just--
Mate please, honestly.
[laughs]
Oi!
Just-- Please!
Mate. No seriously, please.
Seriously, please.
Mate, what are you doing?
I just wanna be alone, please.
Just leave me--
Where you going huh?
Where are you going?
-What you doing?
-Just fuck off.
[panting]
Can you please
just leave me alone?
-Please?
-Come on, man.
Otherwise I'm gonna have to
come up and get you, aren't I?
[sniffs]
[body thudding]
[bird chirping]
[door bell rings]
[radio playing]
[Tom] Lighter, lighter, lighter.
I wonder where's the lighter.
Mama mia!
Yes.
Don't you think
it's time to go, Dan?
You're in a very long
and dark tunnel, Dan.
It's hard to see the light,
but you'll come out eventually.
Why?
You're past the point
of beyond saving, Dan.
[sighs]
[engine running]
-You gonna be okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[muffled] Are you sure?
[engine revving]
[siren wailing]
[door closes]
[door opens]
[music playing]
[slams door]
Alright?
Oh, no. Not really.
Why's that?
[sighs]
Look. [clears throat]
Please don't get--
You know, just keep
your cool about this.
[clears throat] Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Cool. That's fine.
Had that party
last night, did you?
Fine.
It is?
Yeah.
But you've had all day
to clear it up, haven't you?
[coughs]
You know? Well, look, it--
Technically
it wasn't last night.
Sure.
I imagine it went onto
the early hours, did it?
It, you know, it started--
It was mostly on Friday,
but I guess,
you know, technically
it started last Thursday.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sighs]
[breathing heavily]
Oh!
[water running]
[mouthing words]
The sun was out this morning.
Did you notice it?
[music playing]
[door opens]
Oh, shit. Yeah.
I'm clearing up.
I'm clearing up.
Yeah. Yeah, Alright.
[door closes]
What's that?
I've-- [chuckles]
I've never had to use
one of those before mate so,
can't be mine.
Yeah. Alright okay,
maybe we should call the police
and I'm sure they'd help us,
you know, figure it out.
Why the fuck don't
you ever just listen
-[Tom] Danny boy.
-to what I'm trying say to you?
Danny boy.
Just take a seat, man.
-Chill out.
-I don't-- I think--
Don't you think we should talk
about our living situation?
-I was waiting for the outcome.
-[Dan] The outcome?
Why don't you ever
do shit for me?
You're my fucking housemate.
And my friend.
Aren't you?
I think you should move out.
Don't-- Don't think it'll be
better for the both of us
if you just, you know,
if you just
-packed your shit up and left?
-Why should I move out?
Well, most of the shit
in here's mine, isn't it?
Who organized everything
about this place?
I organized the bills.
The back and forth with
the fucking prick of a landlord.
You know, who was it that then
went behind my back
and secretly scrapped
the fucking decorator
that I organized
-moments before.
-Come on. That wasn't a secret.
Why? Why can't you move out?
Why can't you move out?
[sighs]
Oh, so you'll just pay for
this by yourself, will you?
You'll fork out whole
month's rent by yourself?
-Again with this fucking money.
-[Dan] The whole month, yeah?
Okay, in that case,
could you please pay me
the 33p that you owe me?
Fuck off.
Oh, so you'll just live
on your own, yeah?
[scoffs]
I thought I said, didn't I?
-Someone's already moving in.
-Who?
[Tom] Spoons.
He's left her here,
he's just gone out
for a little bit to deal
and uh--
The mushroom head?
Yeah, he was at the party
the other night.
Oh, the one you had
four nights ago, yeah?
Dan, you've got two days, mate.
[glass shatters]
[dog panting]
[Tom falls]
[dog panting]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[door closes]
Hey, how you doing?
-Watch out.
-Oh.
-You okay?
-Yeah.
-Not bad.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-What have you been up to?
Uh, busy.
You know.
-What have you been doing?
-Usual.
Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Oh, Tommy told me by the way.
Oh, uh, yeah.
Did he say something about me?
About you guys not
living together anymore?
Oh, yeah.
I think it'll probably
be good for both of you
-to have some space, you know?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Hmm.
Where were you the other day?
[sighs] Um, I thought
I'd give Tom some,
you know, alone time.
After the argument.
-Oh.
-We had an argument.
Yeah. He wasn't really alone.
There was like 200 people
at yours in the end.
-200?
-Yeah.
[sighs] Dude. 200.
Was it, uh--
Was everyone like squashed in
or was there like space?
-[laughs]
-Was it?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Was it? Yeah.
Um, anyway,
I wanted to say, uh...
I wanted to say that
even though you two
aren't living together now,
we can still hang out.
If you want to?
If you want to?
Yeah.
Just ask Tommy for my number
and then just call me.
-Alright.
-Yeah?
Yeah.
[door opens]
[water running]
[door closes]
[door closes]
[wind howling]
[screams]
[indistinct chattering]