When Fucking Spring is in the Air (2024) Movie Script
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What?
- Daddy, I want this toothbrush!
- Leave it.
- But, daddy!
- Put it back, Ada. You don't need it.
But this one is electric!
It's not electric.
You shouldn't touch everything here.
Daddy, look what she's doing!
Keep quiet!
You want to buy that?
No! This little girl thinks
it's an electric toothbrush.
Use within six days of
having missed your period!
Pregnancy Pro!
99 percent accurate!
I want this!
Why don't you ask your father
if he'd buy you that electric toothbrush?
Alright then.
- Excuse me.
- Come.
Daddy, will you get this for me?
- How many times have I told...
- But daddy, please!
I told you to put it back!
Don't shout at her!
She'll only end up resenting you.
Will you stop shouting?
Thanks.
That's a great brush.
Great price for the quality.
For what?
Brushing away a headache?
Great... Cynicism.
That's all I need.
- She's got a headache?
- No, I have!
I have a migraine. What would work best
for a headache and a swollen belly?
This, this, or that. And a Bloody Mary.
Works best, for me at least.
For fuck sake.
Need anything else?
Empty your pockets.
No, the other one.
Inside.
Beautiful.
Come with me.
You know I must report this?
- What?
- She had it in her pocket.
Hey!
Could you? I'd like to...
- What the fuck are you doing?
- None of your damn business!
Oh fuck!
Fuck off to your own neighbourhood!
Where have you been?
You've been out all night.
We haven't received the down payment...
or a bank guarantee
That would cover the price of
repurchasing this plot.
- Go inside, it's too cold for you.
- Tell me where you've been!
On February 13, 7:30 AM, a bulldozer
will come to tear down this house...
Whether you're in it or not.
Go inside, grandma.
- Goodbye.
- See you soon.
Remember,
Judgment Day is in six days.
How dare you!
Tape this to the building.
I'll blow your heads off
if you don't fuck off!
What?
Fuck off!
Fuck that!
Fucking crap!
Stay away from me!
Another drunk punk.
I'm no punk!
She's not a drunk!
We'll be back. In six days!
Kasia!
What was that?
Well, Grandma,
either we win a lottery,
or I'll rob a bank.
- How shameful!
- Yeah, those boneheads...
Not them...
But you!
Sure.
Blame me for everything.
It's always my fault, always!
Calm down, it's okay.
Grandma!
I knew it.
What are you talking about?
In six days we'll be homeless!
Sit down, please.
Drink.
Take your pills.
Are you sure grandpa didn't
stash away some money?
Wow!
Not bad.
We only need...
Kasia.
Almost the entire amount.
Kasia.
What's that?
Doctor Czapelska?
Go see her.
Helping you deal with your misstep...
in accordance with good medical practice.
Really?
Lord, forgive me.
And now you're suddenly Catholic?
- Will he marry you?
- Marry me? I'm only seventeen!
Get rid of it!
Go!
Fine.
You sort this whole mess out yourself.
And say hello to the bulldozers.
Hey!
Hey!
What's up?
What's up with you?
Good.
What's going on?
Nothing!
I was looking for you yesterday.
I told you I was going back to grandma.
Well, we must live in a parallel universe,
because my Kasia said nothing like that.
Stop reading those stupid sci-fi books,
they're making you crazy.
Kasia, I don't want to fight,
I just...
I want to know if we're cool,
if I've said or done anything wrong...
Anything.
Marcin...
Kasia...
There's something you should know...
Come on, say it.
Marcin, I love you.
- We are about to...
- Have a baby!
Wait, I'm sorry.
What... really?
We're about to be homeless.
They're going to kick us out!
I must get fifty grand in six days.
Aha.
Fuck...
Yeah, now you fucking know.
Can someone
in the family help you?
You know I only have granny.
Right...
Come to me, come.
Wait!
- Marcin! Enough!
- No! No! No!
Okay, come out!
Peekaboo!
What's that?
- Meaning what?
- Here.
What the fuck is this?
No, fuck no!
I've been thinking...
- I can't take it off!
- Wait.
We'll grow old together,
We'll become flabby and lazy.
But it will always be fun.
You'll keep running away,
but you'll always return
and make it up to me.
We'll be together and happy forever.
I promise!
Just don't say forever.
It's bloody unsexy.
- Really!
- What should I say, Kasia?
You're freaking awesome!
I'm going through an existential crisis
and you're bothering me with a ring.
Move in with me.
That's what I was going to ask you.
Have you thought about grandma?
Of course you haven't!
Because it's not your problem.
Only mine!
- You're such a...
- Such a... What?
Such a...
- Such a... such a...?
- Nothing!
Come on, Kasia!
Wait!
Kasia!
I got the ring from a Happy Meal!
Even worse!
Now I can't sell it.
Relax, I'll fry you some eggs.
- Fried eggs, a ring... You're obsessed!
- Kasia!
Kasia!
Come on.
Are you crazy? What are you...
doing here?
- Come on, Kasia!
- Fuck off.
Let's talk, please!
Gotcha!
Kasia!
Kasia! Come on!
Kasia, after 365 nights together,
you can't deny we're a couple.
- 365? Nonsense!
- That's not nonsense! Wait!
Can't you see I want more of those nights?
So this damn city knows about us,
that grandma knows about us!
You'll get bored and fuck off to Germany!
What are you talking about? Germany?
You have no idea what you're saying!
I don't get it!
This is my place!
And I want to stay here with you.
Give me fifty grand or fuck off.
What?
I don't love you.
Why have you left the kettle on?
I was worried...
Granny!
Granny.
Gran...
Pick up, pick up, pick it up...
Pick it up!
FUCK OFF!
I'm so sorry!
FOR GRANDMA
I LOVE YOU
I'll be back soon.
And I'll give you a proper burial.
So you'll rest in peace.
At home forever.
Are you still there?
I'm Kasia.
Kasia Kaminski...
And I'm looking for Ewa
and Leszek Kaminiski.
Kaminski?
I don't know anybody by that name.
I believe you have the wrong address.
Sorry. Bye!
- Sorry.
- Hey.
What are you doing?
What the heck?
You need to leave.
Or I call the police. Please go.
Wait!
Where are Ewa and Leszek Kaminski?
Like I told you before,
there is no Kaminski.
- Wait, you are not the cleaner?
- Cleaner. No!
Who's that, mummy?
I don't know, sweetie.
No need to worry.
- Please...
- Wait.
Look.
Kaminski... That's our address.
There's no Kaminski here.
We live here seven years.
But at number 54 there are people
from Russia and Ukraine working there.
Constructional cleaning..
I'm sorry, I can not help you.
Fuck...
I'm sorry.
Good luck finding your friends.
No friends.
Fucking mother.
Wait!
Hey, pumpkins, go play in your room.
Mummy needs to take care of something.
There it is!
Hello, this is Julia.
Fine. And you?
Fine, too.
Listen, this is really important.
There's a young lady here
Who is looking for her mom.
Do you remember the Kaminskis?
Exactly. That's them.
Bye.
I spoke to the previous owner.
And he gave me this address.
Maybe try?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello...
I'm looking for Ewa and Leszek Kaminski.
Ewa?
- Ewa, yes?
- Yes.
I'm Ewa's husband, Johannes Schmidt.
Ewa Kaminska-Schmidt.
Where the fuck is Ewa?
Oh... She's working.
- I'm Kasia.
- Okay. Hi, Kasia...
What the fuck is this?
I wait for Eva.
Okay... a dictionary.
No way! Smoking's not allowed here.
No smoking area.
Besides, it gives you cancer.
Or if not you, me.
No. No!
Stop it!
My god, this is an oak floor.
I'd like you to leave now.
Okay, listen.
Ewa. Kasia.
Daughter. Do you understand?
Are you her daughter?
Impossible...
Daughter.
- Impossible.
- Ewa. Money. Basta.
Hello, Johannes Schmidt speaking.
I'd like to speak to my wife.
No, it's an emergency.
Okay, can I leave a message?
Your daughter, Kasia, is here.
Can you explain that to me?
And put many question marks after that.
What?
No idea.
At least five.
Eight is also fine.
Thank you.
And? So?
Money, yes?
I'd like to speak to Ewa about this.
Got it?
Just what I need.
Hello?
Hey! Hello! Come in!
How was kindergarten?
- Bad!
- Bad? Okay, take your clothes off first.
This is Ania.
She claims she's your sister, named Kasia.
- What are you talking about?
- She told me she's Ewa's daughter.
Take off your shoes.
My sister...
I don't have a fucking sister!
What did she say?
I don't have a sister...
Goddammit..
Well. Do you know who this is?
Alright, do you speak Polish?
Tell him I need money
and I'll be off when I get it.
Now come with me...
You find out what's going on here.
And tell her she can not smoke.
Okay, kids.
I need fifty thousand. Tell him!
Fifty thousand?
Why so much?
Ewa's your mother and
that Ginger Willy is your father?
Leszek is my father.
Shit... Is this some fucking joke?
How can I be sure that you're not lying,
that Ewa and Leszek are your...
Would you like something to drink?
I'm about to get something.
A cold beer would do.
You're joking, right?
Not really.
Would you like to see my room?
Why not.
Where did you get all this?
They are Leszek's presents.
And where is Leszek?
In Amsterdam.
Fuck, where?
When will you call Ewa?
Johannes is trying to reach her.
She's on a ship.
What ship?
She works for the Hyperion line
that goes from Hamburg to Portugal and...
She'll be back in 7 days.
Okay, how far is Amsterdam?
Yeah, whatever. I must go soon, got it?
Why? You just arrived.
Well, the boys are in bed.
Keep it down now, okay?
Are you alright?
Confusing news... All so sudden.
I'm totally confused.
I couldn't reach Ewa.
We can't just send her off.
I thought she could sleep on the sofa.
- Are you okay with it?
- Yup.
Maybe she really is who she claims she is?
You can sleep here.
In this room?
Yes. The soup is...
Good night, Ania.
And... Kasia.
I have a question.
If you haven't had parents...
Were you raised in an orphanage?
My childhood was a nightmare.
Huge dorms, tasteless soup.
Lice, flogging, you know.
- That's horrible...
- It is.
Ewa and Leszek have a lot to answer for.
Good night.
Good night.
Kasia!
Give me back my money!
I've got your iPhone,
iPad, and MacBook too.
- Give it to me now!
- Ask Leszek for new ones!
Give it all back!
I need it for school.
- Which way to the station?
- Are you sick?
Pregnant.
Pregnant?
Are you really going to have a baby?
No, a walrus.
Bye.
I'm going with you to Leszek's.
I know how to get there.
I could talk to him.
I could too.
Unless he forgot how to speak Polish.
When we get to Leszek,
I get my stuff back.
All of it.
I need my phone, all my contacts,
photos, and my homework.
You wanna go like this?
Are they Ewa's parents? Or Leszek's?
Seriously? You're stealing my stuff?
Why are Ewa's and Leszek's heads cut out?
Ewa never mentioned any family in Poland.
Why would she?
Okay, this is your family.
Me and grandma still live there.
We even have the same old television.
So when were you in the orphanage?
That was your idea.
And you're not pregnant either?
No, I puke on demand. That's my talent.
You really are my sister, aren't you?
You tell me.
Can I have my phone?
I want to text my friends that
I'm not coming to school.
I guess they'll find out.
Don't worry.
- Shit, did you wake up Ginger?
- No, he always gets up early.
Let me calm him down.
I promise.
- Shit!
- What?
This app tracks me everywhere I go.
No, Kasia!
Why are you doing that?
Why did you do that?
- Kasia, wait!
- Piss off!
Looking for a girl on a train
to Amsterdam.
This is an announcement for
Ania and Kasia Kaminski.
Please go to the information desk.
Are you fucking joking? This is not a
game! I've got to get home very soon.
I understand.
Now! Hurry up. Come!
Wait. Be quiet!
Where did he go?
What the fuck is this?
- We need a lift.
- So?
- Where are you going?
- The Hague, in Holland. Why?
That's perfect!
Can we go with you?
Not really, we're full...
Excellent!
Good morning!
Time to meet our own people!
- Hop in, there's place for everyone!
- Okay, you sit in the front, kid.
Sit down.
Don't worry too much! Mostly children
that age take off but always come back.
And he responds: piss off!
Can you really make money doing this?
It seems insane.
Zosia drives us to the Hague
and then each of us
drives back with a shitty car
to sell in Poland.
That's the tough part, the rest is easy.
Where do you get these cars?
Mostly scrap yards and the car fair
we're going to now.
Kasia, you should come with us!
We'll fix those wrecks,
and sell them with sick profit!
My bro is right, come with us!
Can you drive?
We can always use an extra hand.
Please, help yourself.
Try some, it's really good.
Relax, sweetie.
We won't poison you.
Very good, indeed!
Bogdan, give the girls
a bit of everything.
A tiny bit for me!
Take it, it's apple-mint, my favourite.
Hey, hey! She's only fourteen!
Keep your hands off, you perv!
- Keep your hands off.
- Relax, he's harmless.
Exactly, that's just his face!
He has a tic and always smiles.
Ania!
What does it say here?
Early spring.
23 degrees and sunny in Poland next week!
Not bad!
That's fucking super-bad!
Don't you like sun?
Grandma is super allergic to it.
Annoying!
What kind of reaction does she get?
You don't wanna know.
Can we go a little faster, Zosia?
It won't go faster.
So, what's your story?
Something's off, you look like sisters,
Yet you speak Polish like a native
and you with a German accent.
I was born in Germany,
and we are...
Well, we kind of have
the same parents, that's all.
Alright... sure.
- And what now?
- Come, let's go there.
Fuck! Hey kid, let's go!
Come on. Quiet.
Fuck!
Come here.
Hold on to something.
Stop it!
I've done this before.
Oh fuck!
Hey, are you alright?
Have you gone completely mad?
Who pulled the brake?
That was stupid!
I only told you to hold on!
Ania!
Darling!
What happened?
Didn't you have school today?
How did you get here?
Ania?
Look...
Kasia.
I had a sister!
All these years!
I couldn't tell you, I'm sorry!
Arrgh! You've lied to me! Lied to me!
Come.
- Hello, family.
- Hey.
You must be Kasia.
Another gorgeous girl.
- Hello.
- I've missed you.
You've grown so much!
Why are you home so early?
I had to prepare the guesthouse.
This is Gijs.
He lives here too.
- Did you know about Kasia?
- Of course I did.
You're both so important to Leszek.
So...
You told Gijs and you never told me?
Can we talk about it later, Ania? Please.
I don't get it!
I can't believe you take it up the ass.
Excuse me?
Or maybe he does?
Poor grandma.
No chance of heaven for her.
Yes, I'm gay,
And you can crucify me for that.
- My daughter is homophobic.
- Oh really...
Give her some time.
Cheers!
Up your asses, faggots.
Fairies,
queers,
pansies,
shit pushers.
What did she say?
Listen to me, fag.
Give me fifty grand and I'm off, got it?
I'm letting you off easily,
considering everything
you've given her all these years.
Why did you leave her like that?
- I can explain.
- Can you?
I'm going for a smoke.
Will you come and have dinner?
I'm not here for a family reunion.
That's not why I'm here.
I must go back home.
You know,
we can talk about the money.
You look great...
I mean...
I know grandma did a fantastic job too.
She's done a great job.
So, what about that food?
Is it good?
English, please.
Ghoo-you-Hugh?
You can say Gus, okay?
You like the wine?
It's good, Gus.
- Should you drink that much...
- Alright!
Let's talk about money now.
- I'm willing to give you the money.
- Splendid.
But since you're here,
Gijs and I would love to get to know you.
Please.
Oh fuck.
If you think that...
I haven't thought about you
and grandma all those years,
It's not like that at all.
She can hear you.
- Grandma wanted to cut the ties.
- And you obeyed.
I know.
But...
Go on.
Listen, shortly after I came out,
Grandpa had a heart attack and
grandma accused me of killing him.
Really?
She disowned me.
She wouldn't let me come to Poland,
to the funeral.
- I was no longer her son.
- I only want the money!
Didn't I make myself clear?
Alright.
I'll say it again.
Give me the money, pussy!
Excuse me.
Les... Let it go.
Hush, hush.
Take it easy.
- Are you sure?
- I am.
Here are the letters I sent you,
That you never received.
They kept coming back. Just look...
Take a look.
Kasia...
Could you...?
"Dear Kasia, I hope you are happy."
Could you listen to me, please?
"How is school?
I miss you every day."
"Here's a small gift I am sending you,"
"some money you can buy something with.
Love you, Dad."
Damn it!
Stop.
She needs to know!
What's he doing?
That's my money.
Don't force her.
Baby pictures...
Every year on the 9th of November.
We toast on your birthday
And then we look in this album.
Your horrible dad and I.
He talks like a nanny.
Is November 9th your birthday?
Both my brothers' birthdays are on
the following day!
Congratulations!
It means mom loved to shag in February.
Pictures taken in Poland.
I've never seen any of them!
Is this Kasia?
It is.
You're so chubby!
Look, this is Ewa.
We were young,
we went through a rough time.
No jobs, everybody was leaving...
So fucking what?
They want to tear down our house.
- What? The house in Peking?
- The entire Peking.
They're going to build
some ugly-arse apartments.
With a 'grand sea panorama'.
To buy the plot,
we need to pay fifty grand by Thursday.
- And grandma?
- What about her?
How is she?
Does she want to stay there too?
Do you really care?
Wow, that's me!
Good night.
Sleep tight, sis.
Splash! You are soaking wet
And have to walk around
like that all day.
Good morning.
Come, sit down.
You look a bit green.
It's my new make-up.
Awesome, isn't it?
A croissant?
- Orange juice.
- It will be 16 degrees this afternoon!
Look, the weather will be great today.
We'll go for a walk, have ice cream.
I'll show you Amsterdam.
It's a nice city.
It really is.
I've got to go.
- Where?
- Back to grandma.
- Like... now?
- First eat something, okay?
Do you have the money?
I do...
Could you have breakfast with us first?
- How do I get to the station?
- Kasia!
- I wanted to show you Amsterdam.
- I'm sorry, Ania. Not today.
Kasia, stop! Wait.
Wait!
Would you please sit down
and eat with us? Please.
Grandma can wait, right?
Not this time.
Have you lost your phone? Where is it?
But you've got that app,
what it's called? Find my...?
Wait.
I know what you think of me,
all bad things,
but if you'd like to talk, I'd tell you
That it all is really... That it had been,
All those choices,
that for me too it was...
Wait, wait.
She kicked me in the balls.
It's all you and your friend's fault!
Ewa.
Can we talk, Ewa?
Ewa!
Can you turn it off so we can talk?
Listen...
Kasia came here
because she needs our help.
I need money!
I'm about to be homeless.
Since I'm pregnant,
I can't become homeless.
Oh my God.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it great that she'll have a baby?
I see everyone's jumping for joy.
I guess either you got pregnant
on your own.
Or the father chickened out?
Don't even start.
You never wanted my help.
No. Not after what you did.
What I did?
Wanting to be myself?
- I never left anyone!
- The fuck you didn't.
She kicked me out!
Grandma cut all ties with me.
Grandma took care of me!
She was the only one.
Unlike you, she never abandoned me.
And now, no matter what fucking happens,
I will never abandon my child.
Got it.
- Why can't Kasia live with us?
- Ania...
You don't get it.
I must get back to grandma now.
We're going to Poland by car.
You'll get the cash on the way.
Sort it out.
I'm waiting for you in the car.
So? What did she say?
Kasia is pregnant.
Okay... Great!
- Hi, what's up?
- Hello, Marcin?
I'm joking. Can't talk right now.
I'll call you back.
Hey, listen,
sorry to bother you,
I'm in Amsterdam
with my fucked up family.
Fuck, Marcin,
the thing is, grandma is dead!
What is she doing?
It's getting hotter.
Could you please check on her?
Bye.
What the fuck are you staring at?
Are we going?
Bye. Have a nice trip.
I love you, honey.
Wait, sweetheart.
Sit in the front, please.
Sit there, sweetheart.
I won't sit next to him.
What's wrong?
I won't sit next to her.
Could you not smoke in the car?
Please.
You used to smoke too.
I saw it in some old photos.
I quit after I got pregnant.
You should too.
- I once read...
- Shut up, sis!
I'm the oldest.
Awesome, right?
You can always opt for an abortion,
it's legal here.
Ewa!
It's a pity you didn't go to Czapelska.
It would have saved you all this crap!
Czapelska...
She must be loaded now,
after all those years.
Who is Czapelska?
It was me, Kasia,
who wanted you.
What?
- Sure.
- I did!
Absolutely, it's all my fault!
I'm a bad, unworthy mother.
Not worthy to be called one.
Leszek? Of course!
He's got nothing to do with it.
- Leszek wanted children.
- I did!
For what? For your image?
It was Leszek,
who wanted to leave Poland.
- Ewa, please.
- It was!
Back then I didn't have a clue!
Listen Ewa...
Why aren't you mad at him?
Because he is a bloody faggot.
And you had three more children.
Can you pull over, Leszek?
I need to pee.
Okay.
Kasia?
Bugger off!
Are you okay?
Stop!
I WANT MY SISTER BACK.
FOR FUCK SAKE!
Are you proud of what you've done?
Are you? What did Ania do to you?
Nothing.
Ania has never done any harm to anyone.
- Why come here if you hate us all?
- Leszek, wait.
What for? For fuck sake!
Wait! That's enough!
Let me help you.
Okay?
Give me the keys.
Open Google Maps.
Hey...
Are you her mother?
Do you speak German?
I do.
Forgive me.
She is pregnant and would like to know
if the baby is okay.
Well then, we'll see.
Please take a seat here.
Thank you.
Hey!
Ugly East German guy!
He's a professional, for sure,
but his communication skills... Old fart!
Smile when he looks at you.
Well...
The last time I came back for you...
Was when I was working on a ferry
going to Scandinavia.
We had an unplanned stop in Gdynia.
The sun was shining.
I was walking ahead, walking on and on,
As if I was in a dream,
until I reached our neighbourhood.
I went to the playground.
There were children there.
You were there too.
Only then...
You were already six.
You were wearing a blue dress
with red roses.
You were blabbing,
Running around with friends,
Shrieking with joy, and then
you scared the hell out of me,
When you jumped from the top
of the monkey bars and hurt your knee.
I grabbed you,
I wanted to take you with me.
You were the lady in red?
You were screaming, kicking me,
you kept screaming wildly,
I put you down and dragged you
up to Komandorska street.
People were staring at us.
Then I looked at you.
I saw the fear in your eyes...
That I was ripping you out of your life...
Dragging you away.
You ran straight to grandma's house,
you knew the way.
You ran straight back...
To a life... a life so much better
than Ania's that time.
I let you go, I'm sorry!
Yes?
Everything's fine.
Is it?
9.93 centimetres,
9.54 centimetres,
rather tiny, yet very encouraging.
- What?
- Let's have a look.
- There.
- Is it the heart?
Yes, that's it.
Now, listen to the heartbeat.
- Would you like to know the sex?
- Want to know if it's a boy or girl?
Well... This is a girl.
A girl!
A boy.
EWA What? You've just said...
A girl... and a boy.
That's the boy.
And this is the girl.
There's two of them!
- What?
- You have a boy and a girl.
Holy fuck!
For real?
Well?
It's a boy... and a girl!
Are they healthy?
Yes, everything's just fine.
Oh my god.
Where's Ewa?
Taking care of the paperwork.
They'll never be alone!
Always together!
I'll train my son to babysit his sister.
Kasia...
This is sixty thousand zloty.
Take it, please.
Thank you.
- Come with me, please.
- Sure.
Can I have the keys?
I need a moment, okay?
DONE!
A meteor shower!
Fucking shit!
Fuck me!
Where's Kasia?
What's this?
Brand new stuff. Straight from Taiwan.
Oh boy!
This is my grandma's wet dream!
I know, right?
A dream of all Polish grandmas.
Hello. Marcin?
What's up?
I missed you.
Okay.
I'm on my way to grandma and
I was wondering if you could drop by?
I've got something important to tell you.
Hello?
Are you fucking serious?
Hello!
My phone died.
You wanted to tell me something.
Shoot.
We'll grow old together.
We'll become flabby and lazy.
You'll keep running away,
but you'll always return.
And make it up to me.
And we'll live together forever,
happily ever after.
Only...
Don't say forever, it's so bloody unsexy.
Really.
In five months...
No way... I mean...
You're fucking with me.
I was and it got me pregnant.
I'm gonna fail so badly,
I have no clue how to feed babies,
how to raise them,
how to change diapers,
when to say 'yes' or 'no'...
Grandma's gone,
but you're there
and we'll deal with it, right?
Wait! One more time,
I'm going to be a dad?
Boy or girl?
A boy and a girl.
I'm going to be a dad!
I'm going to be a dad!
- Stop it or I'll throw up!
- I'm sorry!
We'll Google it... We'll cope.
We'll watch YouTube tutorials...
Come here!
Damn!
How's your family?
I think you'll meet them soon.
- My sister isn't that bad.
- Your sister?
It's a long story.
What about grandma?
Are you ready?
I won't stay here without grandma.
Can I move in with you?
Awesome.
What?
- Daddy, I want this toothbrush!
- Leave it.
- But, daddy!
- Put it back, Ada. You don't need it.
But this one is electric!
It's not electric.
You shouldn't touch everything here.
Daddy, look what she's doing!
Keep quiet!
You want to buy that?
No! This little girl thinks
it's an electric toothbrush.
Use within six days of
having missed your period!
Pregnancy Pro!
99 percent accurate!
I want this!
Why don't you ask your father
if he'd buy you that electric toothbrush?
Alright then.
- Excuse me.
- Come.
Daddy, will you get this for me?
- How many times have I told...
- But daddy, please!
I told you to put it back!
Don't shout at her!
She'll only end up resenting you.
Will you stop shouting?
Thanks.
That's a great brush.
Great price for the quality.
For what?
Brushing away a headache?
Great... Cynicism.
That's all I need.
- She's got a headache?
- No, I have!
I have a migraine. What would work best
for a headache and a swollen belly?
This, this, or that. And a Bloody Mary.
Works best, for me at least.
For fuck sake.
Need anything else?
Empty your pockets.
No, the other one.
Inside.
Beautiful.
Come with me.
You know I must report this?
- What?
- She had it in her pocket.
Hey!
Could you? I'd like to...
- What the fuck are you doing?
- None of your damn business!
Oh fuck!
Fuck off to your own neighbourhood!
Where have you been?
You've been out all night.
We haven't received the down payment...
or a bank guarantee
That would cover the price of
repurchasing this plot.
- Go inside, it's too cold for you.
- Tell me where you've been!
On February 13, 7:30 AM, a bulldozer
will come to tear down this house...
Whether you're in it or not.
Go inside, grandma.
- Goodbye.
- See you soon.
Remember,
Judgment Day is in six days.
How dare you!
Tape this to the building.
I'll blow your heads off
if you don't fuck off!
What?
Fuck off!
Fuck that!
Fucking crap!
Stay away from me!
Another drunk punk.
I'm no punk!
She's not a drunk!
We'll be back. In six days!
Kasia!
What was that?
Well, Grandma,
either we win a lottery,
or I'll rob a bank.
- How shameful!
- Yeah, those boneheads...
Not them...
But you!
Sure.
Blame me for everything.
It's always my fault, always!
Calm down, it's okay.
Grandma!
I knew it.
What are you talking about?
In six days we'll be homeless!
Sit down, please.
Drink.
Take your pills.
Are you sure grandpa didn't
stash away some money?
Wow!
Not bad.
We only need...
Kasia.
Almost the entire amount.
Kasia.
What's that?
Doctor Czapelska?
Go see her.
Helping you deal with your misstep...
in accordance with good medical practice.
Really?
Lord, forgive me.
And now you're suddenly Catholic?
- Will he marry you?
- Marry me? I'm only seventeen!
Get rid of it!
Go!
Fine.
You sort this whole mess out yourself.
And say hello to the bulldozers.
Hey!
Hey!
What's up?
What's up with you?
Good.
What's going on?
Nothing!
I was looking for you yesterday.
I told you I was going back to grandma.
Well, we must live in a parallel universe,
because my Kasia said nothing like that.
Stop reading those stupid sci-fi books,
they're making you crazy.
Kasia, I don't want to fight,
I just...
I want to know if we're cool,
if I've said or done anything wrong...
Anything.
Marcin...
Kasia...
There's something you should know...
Come on, say it.
Marcin, I love you.
- We are about to...
- Have a baby!
Wait, I'm sorry.
What... really?
We're about to be homeless.
They're going to kick us out!
I must get fifty grand in six days.
Aha.
Fuck...
Yeah, now you fucking know.
Can someone
in the family help you?
You know I only have granny.
Right...
Come to me, come.
Wait!
- Marcin! Enough!
- No! No! No!
Okay, come out!
Peekaboo!
What's that?
- Meaning what?
- Here.
What the fuck is this?
No, fuck no!
I've been thinking...
- I can't take it off!
- Wait.
We'll grow old together,
We'll become flabby and lazy.
But it will always be fun.
You'll keep running away,
but you'll always return
and make it up to me.
We'll be together and happy forever.
I promise!
Just don't say forever.
It's bloody unsexy.
- Really!
- What should I say, Kasia?
You're freaking awesome!
I'm going through an existential crisis
and you're bothering me with a ring.
Move in with me.
That's what I was going to ask you.
Have you thought about grandma?
Of course you haven't!
Because it's not your problem.
Only mine!
- You're such a...
- Such a... What?
Such a...
- Such a... such a...?
- Nothing!
Come on, Kasia!
Wait!
Kasia!
I got the ring from a Happy Meal!
Even worse!
Now I can't sell it.
Relax, I'll fry you some eggs.
- Fried eggs, a ring... You're obsessed!
- Kasia!
Kasia!
Come on.
Are you crazy? What are you...
doing here?
- Come on, Kasia!
- Fuck off.
Let's talk, please!
Gotcha!
Kasia!
Kasia! Come on!
Kasia, after 365 nights together,
you can't deny we're a couple.
- 365? Nonsense!
- That's not nonsense! Wait!
Can't you see I want more of those nights?
So this damn city knows about us,
that grandma knows about us!
You'll get bored and fuck off to Germany!
What are you talking about? Germany?
You have no idea what you're saying!
I don't get it!
This is my place!
And I want to stay here with you.
Give me fifty grand or fuck off.
What?
I don't love you.
Why have you left the kettle on?
I was worried...
Granny!
Granny.
Gran...
Pick up, pick up, pick it up...
Pick it up!
FUCK OFF!
I'm so sorry!
FOR GRANDMA
I LOVE YOU
I'll be back soon.
And I'll give you a proper burial.
So you'll rest in peace.
At home forever.
Are you still there?
I'm Kasia.
Kasia Kaminski...
And I'm looking for Ewa
and Leszek Kaminiski.
Kaminski?
I don't know anybody by that name.
I believe you have the wrong address.
Sorry. Bye!
- Sorry.
- Hey.
What are you doing?
What the heck?
You need to leave.
Or I call the police. Please go.
Wait!
Where are Ewa and Leszek Kaminski?
Like I told you before,
there is no Kaminski.
- Wait, you are not the cleaner?
- Cleaner. No!
Who's that, mummy?
I don't know, sweetie.
No need to worry.
- Please...
- Wait.
Look.
Kaminski... That's our address.
There's no Kaminski here.
We live here seven years.
But at number 54 there are people
from Russia and Ukraine working there.
Constructional cleaning..
I'm sorry, I can not help you.
Fuck...
I'm sorry.
Good luck finding your friends.
No friends.
Fucking mother.
Wait!
Hey, pumpkins, go play in your room.
Mummy needs to take care of something.
There it is!
Hello, this is Julia.
Fine. And you?
Fine, too.
Listen, this is really important.
There's a young lady here
Who is looking for her mom.
Do you remember the Kaminskis?
Exactly. That's them.
Bye.
I spoke to the previous owner.
And he gave me this address.
Maybe try?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello...
I'm looking for Ewa and Leszek Kaminski.
Ewa?
- Ewa, yes?
- Yes.
I'm Ewa's husband, Johannes Schmidt.
Ewa Kaminska-Schmidt.
Where the fuck is Ewa?
Oh... She's working.
- I'm Kasia.
- Okay. Hi, Kasia...
What the fuck is this?
I wait for Eva.
Okay... a dictionary.
No way! Smoking's not allowed here.
No smoking area.
Besides, it gives you cancer.
Or if not you, me.
No. No!
Stop it!
My god, this is an oak floor.
I'd like you to leave now.
Okay, listen.
Ewa. Kasia.
Daughter. Do you understand?
Are you her daughter?
Impossible...
Daughter.
- Impossible.
- Ewa. Money. Basta.
Hello, Johannes Schmidt speaking.
I'd like to speak to my wife.
No, it's an emergency.
Okay, can I leave a message?
Your daughter, Kasia, is here.
Can you explain that to me?
And put many question marks after that.
What?
No idea.
At least five.
Eight is also fine.
Thank you.
And? So?
Money, yes?
I'd like to speak to Ewa about this.
Got it?
Just what I need.
Hello?
Hey! Hello! Come in!
How was kindergarten?
- Bad!
- Bad? Okay, take your clothes off first.
This is Ania.
She claims she's your sister, named Kasia.
- What are you talking about?
- She told me she's Ewa's daughter.
Take off your shoes.
My sister...
I don't have a fucking sister!
What did she say?
I don't have a sister...
Goddammit..
Well. Do you know who this is?
Alright, do you speak Polish?
Tell him I need money
and I'll be off when I get it.
Now come with me...
You find out what's going on here.
And tell her she can not smoke.
Okay, kids.
I need fifty thousand. Tell him!
Fifty thousand?
Why so much?
Ewa's your mother and
that Ginger Willy is your father?
Leszek is my father.
Shit... Is this some fucking joke?
How can I be sure that you're not lying,
that Ewa and Leszek are your...
Would you like something to drink?
I'm about to get something.
A cold beer would do.
You're joking, right?
Not really.
Would you like to see my room?
Why not.
Where did you get all this?
They are Leszek's presents.
And where is Leszek?
In Amsterdam.
Fuck, where?
When will you call Ewa?
Johannes is trying to reach her.
She's on a ship.
What ship?
She works for the Hyperion line
that goes from Hamburg to Portugal and...
She'll be back in 7 days.
Okay, how far is Amsterdam?
Yeah, whatever. I must go soon, got it?
Why? You just arrived.
Well, the boys are in bed.
Keep it down now, okay?
Are you alright?
Confusing news... All so sudden.
I'm totally confused.
I couldn't reach Ewa.
We can't just send her off.
I thought she could sleep on the sofa.
- Are you okay with it?
- Yup.
Maybe she really is who she claims she is?
You can sleep here.
In this room?
Yes. The soup is...
Good night, Ania.
And... Kasia.
I have a question.
If you haven't had parents...
Were you raised in an orphanage?
My childhood was a nightmare.
Huge dorms, tasteless soup.
Lice, flogging, you know.
- That's horrible...
- It is.
Ewa and Leszek have a lot to answer for.
Good night.
Good night.
Kasia!
Give me back my money!
I've got your iPhone,
iPad, and MacBook too.
- Give it to me now!
- Ask Leszek for new ones!
Give it all back!
I need it for school.
- Which way to the station?
- Are you sick?
Pregnant.
Pregnant?
Are you really going to have a baby?
No, a walrus.
Bye.
I'm going with you to Leszek's.
I know how to get there.
I could talk to him.
I could too.
Unless he forgot how to speak Polish.
When we get to Leszek,
I get my stuff back.
All of it.
I need my phone, all my contacts,
photos, and my homework.
You wanna go like this?
Are they Ewa's parents? Or Leszek's?
Seriously? You're stealing my stuff?
Why are Ewa's and Leszek's heads cut out?
Ewa never mentioned any family in Poland.
Why would she?
Okay, this is your family.
Me and grandma still live there.
We even have the same old television.
So when were you in the orphanage?
That was your idea.
And you're not pregnant either?
No, I puke on demand. That's my talent.
You really are my sister, aren't you?
You tell me.
Can I have my phone?
I want to text my friends that
I'm not coming to school.
I guess they'll find out.
Don't worry.
- Shit, did you wake up Ginger?
- No, he always gets up early.
Let me calm him down.
I promise.
- Shit!
- What?
This app tracks me everywhere I go.
No, Kasia!
Why are you doing that?
Why did you do that?
- Kasia, wait!
- Piss off!
Looking for a girl on a train
to Amsterdam.
This is an announcement for
Ania and Kasia Kaminski.
Please go to the information desk.
Are you fucking joking? This is not a
game! I've got to get home very soon.
I understand.
Now! Hurry up. Come!
Wait. Be quiet!
Where did he go?
What the fuck is this?
- We need a lift.
- So?
- Where are you going?
- The Hague, in Holland. Why?
That's perfect!
Can we go with you?
Not really, we're full...
Excellent!
Good morning!
Time to meet our own people!
- Hop in, there's place for everyone!
- Okay, you sit in the front, kid.
Sit down.
Don't worry too much! Mostly children
that age take off but always come back.
And he responds: piss off!
Can you really make money doing this?
It seems insane.
Zosia drives us to the Hague
and then each of us
drives back with a shitty car
to sell in Poland.
That's the tough part, the rest is easy.
Where do you get these cars?
Mostly scrap yards and the car fair
we're going to now.
Kasia, you should come with us!
We'll fix those wrecks,
and sell them with sick profit!
My bro is right, come with us!
Can you drive?
We can always use an extra hand.
Please, help yourself.
Try some, it's really good.
Relax, sweetie.
We won't poison you.
Very good, indeed!
Bogdan, give the girls
a bit of everything.
A tiny bit for me!
Take it, it's apple-mint, my favourite.
Hey, hey! She's only fourteen!
Keep your hands off, you perv!
- Keep your hands off.
- Relax, he's harmless.
Exactly, that's just his face!
He has a tic and always smiles.
Ania!
What does it say here?
Early spring.
23 degrees and sunny in Poland next week!
Not bad!
That's fucking super-bad!
Don't you like sun?
Grandma is super allergic to it.
Annoying!
What kind of reaction does she get?
You don't wanna know.
Can we go a little faster, Zosia?
It won't go faster.
So, what's your story?
Something's off, you look like sisters,
Yet you speak Polish like a native
and you with a German accent.
I was born in Germany,
and we are...
Well, we kind of have
the same parents, that's all.
Alright... sure.
- And what now?
- Come, let's go there.
Fuck! Hey kid, let's go!
Come on. Quiet.
Fuck!
Come here.
Hold on to something.
Stop it!
I've done this before.
Oh fuck!
Hey, are you alright?
Have you gone completely mad?
Who pulled the brake?
That was stupid!
I only told you to hold on!
Ania!
Darling!
What happened?
Didn't you have school today?
How did you get here?
Ania?
Look...
Kasia.
I had a sister!
All these years!
I couldn't tell you, I'm sorry!
Arrgh! You've lied to me! Lied to me!
Come.
- Hello, family.
- Hey.
You must be Kasia.
Another gorgeous girl.
- Hello.
- I've missed you.
You've grown so much!
Why are you home so early?
I had to prepare the guesthouse.
This is Gijs.
He lives here too.
- Did you know about Kasia?
- Of course I did.
You're both so important to Leszek.
So...
You told Gijs and you never told me?
Can we talk about it later, Ania? Please.
I don't get it!
I can't believe you take it up the ass.
Excuse me?
Or maybe he does?
Poor grandma.
No chance of heaven for her.
Yes, I'm gay,
And you can crucify me for that.
- My daughter is homophobic.
- Oh really...
Give her some time.
Cheers!
Up your asses, faggots.
Fairies,
queers,
pansies,
shit pushers.
What did she say?
Listen to me, fag.
Give me fifty grand and I'm off, got it?
I'm letting you off easily,
considering everything
you've given her all these years.
Why did you leave her like that?
- I can explain.
- Can you?
I'm going for a smoke.
Will you come and have dinner?
I'm not here for a family reunion.
That's not why I'm here.
I must go back home.
You know,
we can talk about the money.
You look great...
I mean...
I know grandma did a fantastic job too.
She's done a great job.
So, what about that food?
Is it good?
English, please.
Ghoo-you-Hugh?
You can say Gus, okay?
You like the wine?
It's good, Gus.
- Should you drink that much...
- Alright!
Let's talk about money now.
- I'm willing to give you the money.
- Splendid.
But since you're here,
Gijs and I would love to get to know you.
Please.
Oh fuck.
If you think that...
I haven't thought about you
and grandma all those years,
It's not like that at all.
She can hear you.
- Grandma wanted to cut the ties.
- And you obeyed.
I know.
But...
Go on.
Listen, shortly after I came out,
Grandpa had a heart attack and
grandma accused me of killing him.
Really?
She disowned me.
She wouldn't let me come to Poland,
to the funeral.
- I was no longer her son.
- I only want the money!
Didn't I make myself clear?
Alright.
I'll say it again.
Give me the money, pussy!
Excuse me.
Les... Let it go.
Hush, hush.
Take it easy.
- Are you sure?
- I am.
Here are the letters I sent you,
That you never received.
They kept coming back. Just look...
Take a look.
Kasia...
Could you...?
"Dear Kasia, I hope you are happy."
Could you listen to me, please?
"How is school?
I miss you every day."
"Here's a small gift I am sending you,"
"some money you can buy something with.
Love you, Dad."
Damn it!
Stop.
She needs to know!
What's he doing?
That's my money.
Don't force her.
Baby pictures...
Every year on the 9th of November.
We toast on your birthday
And then we look in this album.
Your horrible dad and I.
He talks like a nanny.
Is November 9th your birthday?
Both my brothers' birthdays are on
the following day!
Congratulations!
It means mom loved to shag in February.
Pictures taken in Poland.
I've never seen any of them!
Is this Kasia?
It is.
You're so chubby!
Look, this is Ewa.
We were young,
we went through a rough time.
No jobs, everybody was leaving...
So fucking what?
They want to tear down our house.
- What? The house in Peking?
- The entire Peking.
They're going to build
some ugly-arse apartments.
With a 'grand sea panorama'.
To buy the plot,
we need to pay fifty grand by Thursday.
- And grandma?
- What about her?
How is she?
Does she want to stay there too?
Do you really care?
Wow, that's me!
Good night.
Sleep tight, sis.
Splash! You are soaking wet
And have to walk around
like that all day.
Good morning.
Come, sit down.
You look a bit green.
It's my new make-up.
Awesome, isn't it?
A croissant?
- Orange juice.
- It will be 16 degrees this afternoon!
Look, the weather will be great today.
We'll go for a walk, have ice cream.
I'll show you Amsterdam.
It's a nice city.
It really is.
I've got to go.
- Where?
- Back to grandma.
- Like... now?
- First eat something, okay?
Do you have the money?
I do...
Could you have breakfast with us first?
- How do I get to the station?
- Kasia!
- I wanted to show you Amsterdam.
- I'm sorry, Ania. Not today.
Kasia, stop! Wait.
Wait!
Would you please sit down
and eat with us? Please.
Grandma can wait, right?
Not this time.
Have you lost your phone? Where is it?
But you've got that app,
what it's called? Find my...?
Wait.
I know what you think of me,
all bad things,
but if you'd like to talk, I'd tell you
That it all is really... That it had been,
All those choices,
that for me too it was...
Wait, wait.
She kicked me in the balls.
It's all you and your friend's fault!
Ewa.
Can we talk, Ewa?
Ewa!
Can you turn it off so we can talk?
Listen...
Kasia came here
because she needs our help.
I need money!
I'm about to be homeless.
Since I'm pregnant,
I can't become homeless.
Oh my God.
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it great that she'll have a baby?
I see everyone's jumping for joy.
I guess either you got pregnant
on your own.
Or the father chickened out?
Don't even start.
You never wanted my help.
No. Not after what you did.
What I did?
Wanting to be myself?
- I never left anyone!
- The fuck you didn't.
She kicked me out!
Grandma cut all ties with me.
Grandma took care of me!
She was the only one.
Unlike you, she never abandoned me.
And now, no matter what fucking happens,
I will never abandon my child.
Got it.
- Why can't Kasia live with us?
- Ania...
You don't get it.
I must get back to grandma now.
We're going to Poland by car.
You'll get the cash on the way.
Sort it out.
I'm waiting for you in the car.
So? What did she say?
Kasia is pregnant.
Okay... Great!
- Hi, what's up?
- Hello, Marcin?
I'm joking. Can't talk right now.
I'll call you back.
Hey, listen,
sorry to bother you,
I'm in Amsterdam
with my fucked up family.
Fuck, Marcin,
the thing is, grandma is dead!
What is she doing?
It's getting hotter.
Could you please check on her?
Bye.
What the fuck are you staring at?
Are we going?
Bye. Have a nice trip.
I love you, honey.
Wait, sweetheart.
Sit in the front, please.
Sit there, sweetheart.
I won't sit next to him.
What's wrong?
I won't sit next to her.
Could you not smoke in the car?
Please.
You used to smoke too.
I saw it in some old photos.
I quit after I got pregnant.
You should too.
- I once read...
- Shut up, sis!
I'm the oldest.
Awesome, right?
You can always opt for an abortion,
it's legal here.
Ewa!
It's a pity you didn't go to Czapelska.
It would have saved you all this crap!
Czapelska...
She must be loaded now,
after all those years.
Who is Czapelska?
It was me, Kasia,
who wanted you.
What?
- Sure.
- I did!
Absolutely, it's all my fault!
I'm a bad, unworthy mother.
Not worthy to be called one.
Leszek? Of course!
He's got nothing to do with it.
- Leszek wanted children.
- I did!
For what? For your image?
It was Leszek,
who wanted to leave Poland.
- Ewa, please.
- It was!
Back then I didn't have a clue!
Listen Ewa...
Why aren't you mad at him?
Because he is a bloody faggot.
And you had three more children.
Can you pull over, Leszek?
I need to pee.
Okay.
Kasia?
Bugger off!
Are you okay?
Stop!
I WANT MY SISTER BACK.
FOR FUCK SAKE!
Are you proud of what you've done?
Are you? What did Ania do to you?
Nothing.
Ania has never done any harm to anyone.
- Why come here if you hate us all?
- Leszek, wait.
What for? For fuck sake!
Wait! That's enough!
Let me help you.
Okay?
Give me the keys.
Open Google Maps.
Hey...
Are you her mother?
Do you speak German?
I do.
Forgive me.
She is pregnant and would like to know
if the baby is okay.
Well then, we'll see.
Please take a seat here.
Thank you.
Hey!
Ugly East German guy!
He's a professional, for sure,
but his communication skills... Old fart!
Smile when he looks at you.
Well...
The last time I came back for you...
Was when I was working on a ferry
going to Scandinavia.
We had an unplanned stop in Gdynia.
The sun was shining.
I was walking ahead, walking on and on,
As if I was in a dream,
until I reached our neighbourhood.
I went to the playground.
There were children there.
You were there too.
Only then...
You were already six.
You were wearing a blue dress
with red roses.
You were blabbing,
Running around with friends,
Shrieking with joy, and then
you scared the hell out of me,
When you jumped from the top
of the monkey bars and hurt your knee.
I grabbed you,
I wanted to take you with me.
You were the lady in red?
You were screaming, kicking me,
you kept screaming wildly,
I put you down and dragged you
up to Komandorska street.
People were staring at us.
Then I looked at you.
I saw the fear in your eyes...
That I was ripping you out of your life...
Dragging you away.
You ran straight to grandma's house,
you knew the way.
You ran straight back...
To a life... a life so much better
than Ania's that time.
I let you go, I'm sorry!
Yes?
Everything's fine.
Is it?
9.93 centimetres,
9.54 centimetres,
rather tiny, yet very encouraging.
- What?
- Let's have a look.
- There.
- Is it the heart?
Yes, that's it.
Now, listen to the heartbeat.
- Would you like to know the sex?
- Want to know if it's a boy or girl?
Well... This is a girl.
A girl!
A boy.
EWA What? You've just said...
A girl... and a boy.
That's the boy.
And this is the girl.
There's two of them!
- What?
- You have a boy and a girl.
Holy fuck!
For real?
Well?
It's a boy... and a girl!
Are they healthy?
Yes, everything's just fine.
Oh my god.
Where's Ewa?
Taking care of the paperwork.
They'll never be alone!
Always together!
I'll train my son to babysit his sister.
Kasia...
This is sixty thousand zloty.
Take it, please.
Thank you.
- Come with me, please.
- Sure.
Can I have the keys?
I need a moment, okay?
DONE!
A meteor shower!
Fucking shit!
Fuck me!
Where's Kasia?
What's this?
Brand new stuff. Straight from Taiwan.
Oh boy!
This is my grandma's wet dream!
I know, right?
A dream of all Polish grandmas.
Hello. Marcin?
What's up?
I missed you.
Okay.
I'm on my way to grandma and
I was wondering if you could drop by?
I've got something important to tell you.
Hello?
Are you fucking serious?
Hello!
My phone died.
You wanted to tell me something.
Shoot.
We'll grow old together.
We'll become flabby and lazy.
You'll keep running away,
but you'll always return.
And make it up to me.
And we'll live together forever,
happily ever after.
Only...
Don't say forever, it's so bloody unsexy.
Really.
In five months...
No way... I mean...
You're fucking with me.
I was and it got me pregnant.
I'm gonna fail so badly,
I have no clue how to feed babies,
how to raise them,
how to change diapers,
when to say 'yes' or 'no'...
Grandma's gone,
but you're there
and we'll deal with it, right?
Wait! One more time,
I'm going to be a dad?
Boy or girl?
A boy and a girl.
I'm going to be a dad!
I'm going to be a dad!
- Stop it or I'll throw up!
- I'm sorry!
We'll Google it... We'll cope.
We'll watch YouTube tutorials...
Come here!
Damn!
How's your family?
I think you'll meet them soon.
- My sister isn't that bad.
- Your sister?
It's a long story.
What about grandma?
Are you ready?
I won't stay here without grandma.
Can I move in with you?
Awesome.