When Ghost Meets Zombies (2019) Movie Script
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Rainbow village used to be
the most beautiful villagein Thailand.
Until a terrible flood destroyed
the whole village
50 years ago.
Just as the village was about to
be swept away by the flood,
A handsome man named Pong,
who, after saying goodbye
to the love of his life,
led a group of
four strong men to the river!
They held up a crumbling wall
with their bodies,
so that the villagershad time to flee.
In the end, they successfully saved
the lives of many villagers.
But sacrificed their lives.
To commemorate them,
the village chief built
five bronze statues by the river.
So that everyone would
remember these five brave men.
Wow, these statues look
ridiculously life-like!
Are you sure a small village
has so much budget?
Let me search again.
This one is very handsome!
He is Pong.
He's the strongest!
Watch out, everyone!
They're zombies!
It says here.
After the flood,
this crazy chief asked a priest
to turn the five of them into zombies!
He makes them do hard
labour in the morning.
- At night, he even forces them to...
- Shut up! There are no zombies here.
That is fake news from the internet!
There are no zombies here!
You shouldn't spread fake news!
Unbelievable!
You're not welcome here.
Go away.
Hey, my phone!
My phone!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
Can you stop spouting nonsense?
I went through a lot of trouble
to arrange the photo-shoot.
And now you've offended the chief.
What if he chases us away?
- But I...
- Okay, enough said.
The sun is about to set,
we don't have much time!
All of you change into your bikinis!
We'll meet back here in
half an hour for the photo-shoot!
Go, go!
Quickly! Go!
Oh no!
Pong.
Thank you for saving me!
TWO WEEKS AGO
MISS SINGAPURA SEMI FINALS
Which part of yourself are
you most unhappy about?
A confident woman is a beautiful woman.
I'm very happy about
every part of my body.
My legs are not long enough,
my waist is not slim enough.
My breasts are not big enough.
My neck is too short.
My face is not pretty.
But so what?
To me, the most important
thing is to be real!
I am the real deal from head to toe!
Although there are many parts
that I'm not satisfied with,
I don't mind at all!
Applause, please!
Hello, we are
the Miss Singapura finalists.
- Please come this way.
- Thank you.
Give me more smiles.
Come on watch your
expression! That's right.
Okay, come. Yes! That's it.
Bring out your emotions!
Smile! More.
Okay, go.
Great, come on.
Very good! Come on, faster.
That's right.
That's the way! That's right! Come on.
Beautiful.
Why did you take part
in the Miss Singapura pageant?
When I was in school,
my teacher looked down on me.
When I was working,
my boss looked down on me.
Even when I wanted to join Miss Singapura,
my mother objected.
She thinks I'm wasting my time.
Since I was young, no matter what I did,
everyone would look down on me.
You look down on me too,
don't you?
Yes,
I may not be highly educated,
I may be loud.
Everyone calls me "Ah Lian".
But so what?
Can't an "Ah Lian" have dreams?
The more you look down on me,
the more I will prove
to you that I can make it!
If a person does not have any dreams,
then they are no different from a zombie.
Don't you agree?
Am I right?
Yes!
Thank you everyone!
Thank you!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
You can do it!
Come on!
Mr. Lim, please don't do this.
Let go of me! If you don't,
I'm going to scream!
I promise, you will
definitely be the winner.
- No! Let go of me!
- I swear!
Help!
Help!
Let her go, you pervert!
- Zhen Zhen! He...
- I know! He wants to rape you!
Watch what you say!
She seduced me!
I didn't seduce him! He wanted to rape me!
Okay. You tell
the rest to inform the police!
- Go!
- Bing Bing!
Listen to me!
What do you have to say?
Whatever it is, you can say it to a judge!
- You are going to jail!
- Bing Bing!
Get out of my way!
Help!
I can't swim!
Help!
Tonight, I'll take two of them!
Auntie!
I'll take all!
Auntie!
Please help me!
I feel a sudden chill.
Why?
Stop chatting. We're already late.
- Let's go!
- What happened to me?
Auntie.
Auntie!
This one is so handsome!
Do you like that?
Why are you hitting my benefactor?
Pong! She's touching you inappropriately.
Why don't you fight back?
You were a great hero.
Why did you end up like this?
Even if you are a zombie,
you should be a zombie with dignity!
I'm so disappointed in you!
What happened?
What is this place?
How dare you!
You disobeyed me.
Mummy's going to spank you!
Pervert! Just you try!
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Idiot, let's see if you dare to
hit anyone ever again!
You on the outside!
You arevery difficult to control!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Freeze!
What do you want to smuggle?
Guns.
Knives.
Drugs.
Firecrackers.
Adult DVDs.
And lastly, chewing gum.
- Where do you want to smuggle them to?
- Singapore.
- Singapore?
- Yes.
- No way!
- Why?
- Singapore is very strict.
- But I'm already here.
- Why can't you do it this time?
- No way.
- I came all the way here.
- Just leave.
- You are wasting my time.
- Go away.
- Leave.
- You are crazy!
Singapore.
Singapore.
I thought I told you to leave.
Why are you back?
- Pong?
- Oh, friends?
I never thought I would see you again.
Uncle, watch where you're touching!
This is great!
Anyway, what are you doing here?
I thought the priest had you kept away.
Where to?
Singapore?
- Singapore?
- Yes.
Singapore? Singapore?
Yes.
Help me, please!
Okay.
Because
I still remember,
fifty years ago,
you saved my life.
My grandfathercould destroy monsters.
My father could slay zombies.
I can't even catch cockroaches.
But today, that will change.
My life will change.
Today, I will find my power!
Today, I will find my dignity.
Today, I will...
SINGAPORE
Are you Huang Zhen Zhen?
- What?
- I've come from hell!
You climbed all
the way up from down there?
I have climbed 18 levels.
It's very, very tiring!
From now onwards,
you are a wandering ghost!
I'm a wandering ghost?
Because you have an unfulfilled wish,
so you can't die in peace.
If you can fulfil your wish in 49 days,
you can be reincarnated.
If you can't fulfil your wish in 49 days,
then you will become
a puff of black smoke.
And vanish into thin air!
Who made this rule?
I died at such a young age,
this is so unfair.
Now I have to go through
so much trouble to get reincarnated.
Why are the heavens so unfair to me?
Fairness?
You want to talk to me about fairness?
I have to climb
18 levels from hell every day
to explain everything
to all you wandering ghosts.
Is that fair for me?
Why is there no lift?
Why is there no escalator?
Why do I have to do the same
old thing every day?
Why is this my retribution?
You can be reincarnated.
I can't be reincarnated.
Fairness?
Everything is unfair!
There are many things in life
that you can't change.
You need to learn to let go.
Now that you're dead.
If you can't even let go,
won't your life as a ghost
be very miserable?
I have not achieved my dreams,
I still have to see my mother and
my BFFs one last time.
How can I let go?
Zhen Zhen.
Today is the 7th day since your death.
Do come back and eat.
Mum has cooked many dishes.
They are all your favourites.
You must eat more.
Ever since you took part in
that beauty pageant,
mum hasn't had much
chance to cook for you.
Now, there won't be
any more chances.
Who are you?
Mum! I'm Zhen Zhen.
I've come back!
Are you looking for Zhen Zhen?
She is not with us anymore.
Mum, I am Zhen Zhen.
I'm standing right here.
Can't you see me?
Can't you hear me?
Mum!
Zhen Zhen's death
has caused you so much grief.
You must be a close friend of hers.
Today is the 7th day since her death,
come and eat with her.
She has always liked company.
Why aren't you eating?
You don't like the food?
No!
These areall my favourite dishes!
I'll eat! I'll eat!
Hey, why can't you bend your arm?
Never mind,
you don't have to eat
if you don't want to.
I want to eat!
I will eat!
Have you known Zhen Zhen
for a long time?
Zhen Zhen.
3 months ago,
she ran away from home.
That day,
if I hadn't hit her,
she wouldn't have left.
And she wouldn't have died.
It's all my fault.
Zhen Zhen.
You must really hate me.
I've let you down.
It's all my fault.
I should've listened to you.
It's all my fault.
What are you doing?
Don't be afraid!
I just want to give you a hug!
Oh no!
Zhen Zhen.
I'm finished!
This time, I'm doomed!
I'm going to kill you!
Mum, calm down!
Make sure it is slip-resistant,
then you won't fall.
But, more importantly,
you have to pick yourself up
from where you fell!
Thank you for your encouragement, Hu Ge!
If it weren't for you,
I wouldn't have picked up boxing.
You will always be a champion to me!
That's all in the past now.
What's the point in bringing it up?
There is only one thing
that I want to do now
while I'm still alive.
I'll be content
if I can lead a comfortable life
every day.
Come here.
Don't give up. I believe in you.
I believe you can beat that Xiao Lang,
because he has a fatal weakness.
What is his weakness?
His weakness is
he has no weakness!
This is what I call a champion!
You just won a match yesterday,
and you are here early today to train!
You are amazing!
You should rest first!
I'll make a cup of tonic tea for you.
Very fast.
Mr. Lang wants to practice.
Go clean up the ring.
Come!
Let's fight!
Are you scared?
Do you remember our first time?
I beat you up so badly,
you can't compete anymore.
You can only do menial work every day.
I made you
forever
useless.
All the best! And I wish you good health!
Great!
Let's work hard together,
spur each other on,
and keep going!
That's enough!
This is my final warning.
Stop bullying him!
He is my brother.
You touch him again, and you are dead!
Let me warn you, I'm a very good fighter!
I'm a fan of Sailor Moon!
Be careful, or I will punish you
on behalf of the moon!
You're back?
You really came back?
I missed you!
She is now trapped
inside this zombie,
unable to escape.
Oh, poor thing!
Thank goodness you can hear the dead.
Otherwise, nobody would understand him.
Now, the most important thing
is to figure out how to
help her fulfill her dreams,
within 49 days.
Otherwise, she'll...
Tonight is the pageant finals!
I want to thank my dad and mum.
Thank you for your
encouragement and support.
Daddy, Mummy, I love you!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
What do I do now?
The pageant is over!
The next seasonwill be next year!
Moreover, I'm trapped in this zombie.
It is so stiff!
How am goingl to fulfill my dreams?
What should I do?
Hello everyone!
The annual Mr. Perfect is back!
If you are between21 to 28 years old,
Handsome, manly, and smart!
Remember21st November, 10am to 4pm.
Come for the auditionat Man City!
That's right!
You are the Mr. Perfect
we are looking for!
Come now! We are waiting for you!
Hey, the audition is tomorrow.
Where are you going?
He has taken control of me.
Quick, hold on to me!
Pong, where are you going?
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
Kill demons on...
Pong!
Quick, Pong, run!
Roger, proceeding.
What's the matter?
Someone made a police
report that there is a mad priest
trying to slash people with a sword.
- Let's go check it out now.
- Okay.
Hey! What happened?
Looks like she's drunk.
- There really is a priest!
- And he is holding a wooden sword!
Police! Freeze! Put down your sword!
Stop right there!
- What is he saying?
- Speak Mandarin!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Blood!
Perfect timing!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Is Zhen Zhen here?
Zhen Zhen is here.
Let me see if she's hurt.
Bai Bai, I feel I'll turn into
a zombie any time.
What should I do?
Where is Pong?
I don't know.
Where exactly is Pong?
I chased him away.
Why?
Now that you have left his body,
he is just an out of control
zombie who will bite anyone!
Pong won't bite anyone.
He bites.
Pong bit Lai Lai by accident because
he was probably trying to protect me!
If he could bite Lai Lai yesterday,
he can bite me today.
He will probably
bite the whole neighbourhood tomorrow!
Yes! After I was bitten by him,
I felt feverish, my skin itched,
even my teeth became sharp.
What are you doing?
Oh, yes, I may turn into a zombie anytime!
If Lai Lai turns into a zombie,
will you chase him away?
Answer me! Will you chase him away?
You guys are talking about me, right?
Tell him!
Zhen Zhen asked me,
if you turned into a zombie,
would I chase you away?
Would you?
You won't, right?
You would?
Stop!
No!
You see!
Both of you were scared
stiff just by imagining it,
think about Pong
being out there by himself.
Watch Zhen Zhen.
Ghosts are light,
the wind would blow her away.
But, I can't see her.
Okay, I'll try my best.
Bai Bai, why don't you fix your air-con?
It's very hot.
I can't take it any more!
No!
I'm sorry, Zhen Zhen!
I didn't know it's so windy outside
that it would blow you away! I'm so sorry!
- Don't open the window again!
- Got it!
- Watch her carefully!
- Okay!
Are you alright?
Hold it.
I'm sorry!
I can't take it anymore!
No!
Sorry, Zhen Zhen!
I didn't do it on purpose.
Why didn't you hold on
to Zhen Zhen just now?
I can't see Zhen Zhen,
how can I hold on to her?
Looks like I have to take you somewhere.
Where?
Bai Bai, why did you
bring me to a goat farm?
To get goat tears.
What is it for?
To open your third eye!
- Third eye?
- Don't you want to see Zhen Zhen?
If you opened my third eye,
I won't just see Zhen Zhen.
I'll see all the ghosts!
Do you want this or not?
I don't believe you won't cry!
It doesn't care.
I'm eating your kind,
I don't believe you won't cry.
It's ignoring you.
Bai Bai, looks like
she's enjoying it. She won't cry.
Now, the one who's most upset,
should be the one opposite.
You're touching his wife's teats
right in front of him.
You are so cruel!
You made him angry!
He is really crying!
Zhen Zhen.
It's okay.
I'll hug you.
I can't find Pong!
I can't find him either!
What do we do now?
Pong.
Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Hello! Are you his family?
Who are you?
I'm Joe.
I'm one of the producers of Mr. Perfect.
I saw him on the road just now.
And I find him
handsome,
fit,
and perfect!
So I brought him to the audition.
Hello!
Hey! What's your name?
Hello.
You brought him here?
Why did you bring a mute?
- For publicity!
- You call this publicity?
Are we that short of money?
There are many ways to do publicity.
But you have to bring a mute!
Do you think this is the right publicity?
Even if I'm wrong,
you don't have to be so fierce.
Fierce? Let me tell you!
If this were the past,
I would have kicked you downstairs by now!
Hey you!
If you don't want to speak up,
can you leave?
Do you see the exit sign over there?
Follow the sign and get out.
Hey!
Hey, he can't move, but you can right?
Yes, boss!
Infuriating!
- Wasting my time.
- Yes.
It is so hard to find such a handsome,
and perfect man like me in Singapore.
You have to go,
my boss is angry! Let's go.
Come, calm down.
Good luck will come to
those with a good temper.
- Let's eat!
- Yes, let's eat!
Let's go!
The most important thing now is
to figure out how to help
her fulfil her dreams
within 49 days.
If you can't fulfil your wish
in 49 days,
then you will become a puff of black smoke
and vanish into thin air!
He danced very hard,
and he danced very seriously.
I could feel that he was dancing for love!
It was so noble.
When he finished,
he almost stripped off his clothes.
That's why a serious man
is the most handsome.
A man who dares to
strip is even more adorable!
So we've decided to invite
him to take part in this year's,
Mr. Perfect!
By the way,
I still don't know his name.
His name is Pong.
- Pong?
- Pong Yu Yan.
With this pair of gold boots,
you don't have to worry
about the wind again!
Now that you're a ghost,
I bet you really missed this nice beer!
Cheers!
Pong, why don't you show them your dance?
Show them how good you are.
That's right, just show us a little.
Be a good boy now.
Dance for us.
Big brother is herefor laundry.
Laundry by the river
We have eyes for each other
As I do my laundry
I only want to win your love
Laundry by the river
We have our playful moments
I'll make you a paper boat
And catch you a fish
By the river
We'll meet for laundry
By the river
We'll exchange hearts
By the river
Watching the flowing waters
We'll compose our love story!
How long are you going
to stare at that panty?
Oh, he wants to give you flowers.
I didn't expect a zombie
to be good at courting girls.
Let me help you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Oh no!
Why did you kill the mood?
What's the matter?
You can't possess Pong.
You can't control him anymore.
How are you going to compete?
- Teddy bear!
- Teddy bear?
Teddy bear?
March on the spot, march!
Left, right, left right.
Left, right, left right.
Prepare to stop!
Zhen Zhen, we found the teddy bear.
What should we perform for the semi-final?
Cheers!
LIVE: MR. PERFECT SEMI-FINALS
LIVE BROADCASThis is great!
Zombie, I won't let you off so easily.
Ghost-lady, you are doomed!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Dear viewers,
we are 5 days away
from the finals of Mr. Perfect!
Who will be this year's Mr. Perfect?
Will it be my favourite, Pong Yu Yan?
I love you.
I love you.
You again?
I love you.
I love you.
Not bad!
I love you.
- I love you.
- I love you.
I love you.
What do you think?
Do you like your present?
You really like these lights?
Not bad, you've improved!
Let's go!
A little faster.
A little faster.
DREAMS
COUNTDOWN TO REINCARNATION:
2 DAYS
Here.
Thank you.
Hit me.
- Got you.
- Naughty! I'll hit you.
I'll hit you.
- Let's go.
- No. Sit down.
Hello.
It's been a while.
That's why I say,
choosing a boyfriend
is like choosing groceries at the market.
If you can't find the best,
top quality lobster,
you can still make do
with the lousiest salted fish.
Don't go overboard.
You stole her boyfriend
and blacklisted her.
Yes, I've blacklisted her.
Simply because I can!
Because I am the top makeup artist,
and she is just a lowly makeup artist...
Oh, pardon me,
you are a mortuary cosmetologist!
The whole world knows you
slept your way to the top.
You have no real skill at all!
If I had no skill,
then how did I get myself
such a catch?
He is not a catch,
he's just leftover.
And you,
pick up the scraps that's left behind,
like a stray dog.
In English, it's called bitch!
Hey, how dare you hit her!
Baby!
Why didn't you fight back?
Does it hurt?
You still miss him, don't you?
Why can't you forget him?
You've never been in love.
You wouldn't understand.
I understand one thing.
I care about you more than he does.
If you really cared,
why didn't you fight back just now?
Okay.
I'll pick a fight with him now!
I'll take Pong with me,
I believe we can beat him.
Why are you taking Pong?
He is bigger than me,
how is it fair if I fight him?
Pong is a better match.
Stop finding excuses for yourself.
I'm not finding excuses!
Technically, I'm the one controlling Pong,
so I'm still the one fighting him.
Stop lying to yourself.
I'm not lying to myself.
Give it to me.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Are you going to give it to me?
Hey, what are you doing?
You're smashing Pong to bits.
The finals are tomorrow.
He mustn't get hurt.
I'm sorry, Zhen Zhen.
Please don't scold Bai Bai.
I was too impulsive.
I wanted to use
Pong to fight Xiao Lang, so I...
You want Pong to fight Xiao Lang?
Are you mad?
But he was unfaithful to Bai Bai!
You fight him one-on-one,
and beat him with your own strength!
I'm not his match! How can I fight him?
You want him to kill me?
As long as you have this loser mindset,
you will always be a loser.
Can you not call him a loser
every time you argue with him?
It's very hurtful.
He even needs you to speak up for him,
he is a downright loser.
You've always been the best at arguing.
You excelled in arguing with your boss,
arguing with your boyfriend,
arguing with your mum!
When you lose the argument,
you'd run away from home,
- and ask me to take you in.
- How about you?
That woman stole
your boyfriend and your job,
yet you didn't do anything,
except run away.
You are not a loser, you are a coward!
Zhen Zhen, that's enough!
You are also a coward!
You dare not confess your love for her.
You just pine for her quietly.
You are not being noble,
you are just useless!
I'm useless?
I'm the one to help you control Pong
with the teddy bear,
so you can compete.
And now you call me a loser?
You are the loser!
Pong!
Look what you did!
Pong, get up.
Pong, get up.
Pong!
DREAMS
Tomorrow is the finals.
How are we going to
compete without the teddy bear?
You've destroyed the bear,
and also our dreams!
Do you understand?
DREAMS
Do you know why
I always say that
a person without dreams
is no different
from a zombie?
It is because
I feel that a person without dreams
is pitiful.
I used to be
someone without any dreams.
Back then,
I would wake up every day,
And not want to go to work.
DREAMS.
DON'T THINK. JUST CHASE!
I would wish I was sick
so that
I could take sick leave,
and not have to go to work.
At work,
I was like a zombie.
Souless
and lifeless.
Every day, I'd wait to
knock off from work.
Every day, I lived without purpose.
Sometimes, I would ask myself,
are the heavens making life
difficult for me?
Or is this a test?
Why am I doingthe same thing every day?
Why is my talent
not being recognised?
I obviously hated my job.
Why did I nothave the guts to quit
and try something new?
Why is my life
so full of regrets?
All these questions.
And no answer.
I can only say,
having dreams
is important.
Do you understand?
Stop dancing.
Stop dancing!
I said, stop dancing!
I am telling you to stop dancing now!
I know you tried very hard.
For the competition tomorrow.
Just do your best,
okay?
Tomorrow
is my 49th day deadline.
I may get reincarnated,
or I may
vanish into thin air.
Regardless,
we might not see each other again?
Thank you for always protecting me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Thank you for everything you've done.
I will never forget you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
COUNTDOWN TO REINCARNATION: 1 DAY
Uncle, today is Mr. Perfect's finals.
We are watching the live telecast.
Don't do anything crazy
after we release you.
That's right!
Let us watch the show peacefully,
from beginning to end, okay?
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
- Where have you been?
- Bai Bai!
I thought you went missing again!
Let's go to the competition!
We are going to be late!
Stop!
I will bring you back
to Rainbow Village, by all means.
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on...
Okay, he's dead. Stop gawking!
Let's go!
Quick! We're going to be late.
Faster.
Let's go!
I'm his makeup artist.
I'm his coach, personal assistant,
cum manager!
Excuse me, please.
Even the delivery man can go in,
why can't we go in?
Because we are sponsors!
No matter what happens later,
don't let these two morons in.
Why are you late?
Everyone has put on their makeup.
Don't worry,
I'll do your makeup personally.
I'll give you the perfect look.
Perfect!
It's absolutely perfect!
All finalists, standby backstage.
Hurry!
Thank you for the hard work!
I'll buy you all a cup of tea!
Such ugly makeup,
how is he going to compete?
Hey, come back!
What do we do now? We will lose for sure!
Pong, what should we do now?
Pong! What are you doing?
You cannot die in peace because
you have an unfulfilled wish.
As long as you fulfil your wish
in 49 days,
you can be reincarnated!
Pong!
Zhen Zhen!
That priest has possessed Pong!
He is trying to kill me!
I'm sorry!
This will kill them. Let's go.
Are you okay?
Get up.
If you want to go in,
you'll have to beat me.
Why are you wearing two jackets?
I'm afraid of the cold,
you got a problem with that?
I love you!
Pong!
Pong!
Stop banging your head!
Don't pass out.
Pong!
Pong!
This is great!
I've finally beaten him!
We have to save Zhen Zhen!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
Pong! Are you okay?
Pong!
Pong!
Are you alright, Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Pong, where are you going?
Help!
Pong! What happened to you?
Contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan
- will be up next after the break.
- Pong.
Pong, you'd better not compete.
You're badly injured, it's not safe.
Pong.
Pong. Pong!
I would rather give up my dream
than see you get hurt again!
Pong! Don't go!
50 YEARS AGO, DAY OF THE FLOOD
Pong! Please don't go!
Pong, you can hug me now.
I know now, I'm the one that forgot you.
Looks like contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan
has decided to forfeit the competition.
What a shame.
Wait! Let me take that back!
Let us welcome Pong Yu Yan!
Why are they playing this track?
Did they make a mistake?
It's not a mistake.
He asked me to change it.
Zhen Zhen is awesome!
Mum is awesome too!
The tap dance that I taught you,
was what I planned to perform
for the pageant I took part in.
Did you win the pageant, Mum?
Back then, I was pregnant
with you, Zhen Zhen.
So I chose to quit the pageant.
Mum, don't be sad.
When I grow up,
I'll help you win that pageant.
I don't want you to take part in pageants,
I only want you to
concentrate on studying.
And be happy.
Do you understand?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the exciting moment
you have been waiting for!
Who will be our champion tonight?
Oh, please! Isn't it obvious?
The champion is, of course,
contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan!
We won!
Unfortunately,
Pong was born mute,
I will now give the thank you
speech on his behalf.
I want to thank my father,
my mother, and...
Pong, what are you doing?
Yes, I may not be highly educated,
I may be loud.
Everyone calls me "Ah Lian".
But so what?
Can't an "Ah Lian" have dreams?
The more you look down on me,
the more I will prove to you
that I can succeed!
I know there are people
who wish to see me fail.
But I also know,
there are people
who wish for me to succeed.
They will help meunconditionally,
support me no matter what,
I am very grateful to them.
Because they have taught me,
that to have dreams, is a real blessing.
There are somewho lived half their lives
withoutknowing what their dream is.
A person without dreams
is no different from a zombie.
Don't you agree?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Yes!
Mum,
I wanted to fulfil your unfulfilled dream,
and then tell you...
I love you.
I
Love
you.
I know.
Mum knows now.
Not only did I fulfil my dreams,
I found my soul mate.
Do you know
you are the first man to say
"I love you" to me?
I love you too!
Pong.
Pong.
Pong?
Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Pong!
Pong.
Pong, don't die!
Pong, I don't want you to die!
Pong, get up!
Get up, Pong!
Don't die.
Pong!
Pong, get up!
I beg of you! Please don't die!
What's happening?
Bai Bai.
Zhen Zhen.
Bai Bai.
Pong.
Pong!
Pong,
after you're reincarnated,
may you never become a zombie again.
Be a normal person, and live a good life.
I hope that you can meet Zhen Zhen again
and love each other,
forever.
STEPPED ON HIS FEET...
KEEP ON ACTING
Cut!
COMMENDABLE SPIRIT!
HE GOT STEPPED ON AGAIN.
UNABLE TO BEAR THE PAIN!
AFRAID OF GETTING STEPPED ON
Sorry.
PHYSICALLY STRONG ZOMBIE
INSANE ZOMBIE
FELL DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN AGAIN
I'm so sorry!
- Why did you laugh?
- I'm so sorry!
HIS SHORT LEGS COULD NOT KICK
Why are you so nosy?
Why are you so nosy?
It's true. Why...
HE REALLY HIT HIM
What are you doing?
Darn.
YOU SHOULD CONTINUE...
You hit me that way.
You should have continued.
Listen. In Singapore, it's very hard
to find someone as talented as me.
- No.
- And...
That's how he is when acting.
VERY BUBBLY PRIESHAVEN'T FINISH SPEAKING
Auntie!
REALLY HURTS
It's that priest.
Cut the crap. Go...
Go.
Kill ghosts on sight.
Kill demons on sight.
Kill ghosts on sight.
Kill demons on sight...
Darn it. I'll do it again.
FEW YEARS LATER
Hello, I don't think I've seen you before.
Is this your first time here?
Yes, my washing machine broke down.
My mother told me
to bring the laundry here to wash.
My name is Zhen Zhen! What's yours?
Nice to meet you, Zhen Zhen.
My name is Pong Pong.
Nice to meet you, Pong Pong!
Zhen Zhen,
have you ever heard of this song?
What song?
By the river
We'll meet for laundry
By the river
We'll exchange hearts
By the river
Watching the flowing waters
We'll compose
Our love
Story!
- That's it.
- Good enough.
Rainbow village used to be
the most beautiful villagein Thailand.
Until a terrible flood destroyed
the whole village
50 years ago.
Just as the village was about to
be swept away by the flood,
A handsome man named Pong,
who, after saying goodbye
to the love of his life,
led a group of
four strong men to the river!
They held up a crumbling wall
with their bodies,
so that the villagershad time to flee.
In the end, they successfully saved
the lives of many villagers.
But sacrificed their lives.
To commemorate them,
the village chief built
five bronze statues by the river.
So that everyone would
remember these five brave men.
Wow, these statues look
ridiculously life-like!
Are you sure a small village
has so much budget?
Let me search again.
This one is very handsome!
He is Pong.
He's the strongest!
Watch out, everyone!
They're zombies!
It says here.
After the flood,
this crazy chief asked a priest
to turn the five of them into zombies!
He makes them do hard
labour in the morning.
- At night, he even forces them to...
- Shut up! There are no zombies here.
That is fake news from the internet!
There are no zombies here!
You shouldn't spread fake news!
Unbelievable!
You're not welcome here.
Go away.
Hey, my phone!
My phone!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
Can you stop spouting nonsense?
I went through a lot of trouble
to arrange the photo-shoot.
And now you've offended the chief.
What if he chases us away?
- But I...
- Okay, enough said.
The sun is about to set,
we don't have much time!
All of you change into your bikinis!
We'll meet back here in
half an hour for the photo-shoot!
Go, go!
Quickly! Go!
Oh no!
Pong.
Thank you for saving me!
TWO WEEKS AGO
MISS SINGAPURA SEMI FINALS
Which part of yourself are
you most unhappy about?
A confident woman is a beautiful woman.
I'm very happy about
every part of my body.
My legs are not long enough,
my waist is not slim enough.
My breasts are not big enough.
My neck is too short.
My face is not pretty.
But so what?
To me, the most important
thing is to be real!
I am the real deal from head to toe!
Although there are many parts
that I'm not satisfied with,
I don't mind at all!
Applause, please!
Hello, we are
the Miss Singapura finalists.
- Please come this way.
- Thank you.
Give me more smiles.
Come on watch your
expression! That's right.
Okay, come. Yes! That's it.
Bring out your emotions!
Smile! More.
Okay, go.
Great, come on.
Very good! Come on, faster.
That's right.
That's the way! That's right! Come on.
Beautiful.
Why did you take part
in the Miss Singapura pageant?
When I was in school,
my teacher looked down on me.
When I was working,
my boss looked down on me.
Even when I wanted to join Miss Singapura,
my mother objected.
She thinks I'm wasting my time.
Since I was young, no matter what I did,
everyone would look down on me.
You look down on me too,
don't you?
Yes,
I may not be highly educated,
I may be loud.
Everyone calls me "Ah Lian".
But so what?
Can't an "Ah Lian" have dreams?
The more you look down on me,
the more I will prove
to you that I can make it!
If a person does not have any dreams,
then they are no different from a zombie.
Don't you agree?
Am I right?
Yes!
Thank you everyone!
Thank you!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
You can do it!
Come on!
Mr. Lim, please don't do this.
Let go of me! If you don't,
I'm going to scream!
I promise, you will
definitely be the winner.
- No! Let go of me!
- I swear!
Help!
Help!
Let her go, you pervert!
- Zhen Zhen! He...
- I know! He wants to rape you!
Watch what you say!
She seduced me!
I didn't seduce him! He wanted to rape me!
Okay. You tell
the rest to inform the police!
- Go!
- Bing Bing!
Listen to me!
What do you have to say?
Whatever it is, you can say it to a judge!
- You are going to jail!
- Bing Bing!
Get out of my way!
Help!
I can't swim!
Help!
Tonight, I'll take two of them!
Auntie!
I'll take all!
Auntie!
Please help me!
I feel a sudden chill.
Why?
Stop chatting. We're already late.
- Let's go!
- What happened to me?
Auntie.
Auntie!
This one is so handsome!
Do you like that?
Why are you hitting my benefactor?
Pong! She's touching you inappropriately.
Why don't you fight back?
You were a great hero.
Why did you end up like this?
Even if you are a zombie,
you should be a zombie with dignity!
I'm so disappointed in you!
What happened?
What is this place?
How dare you!
You disobeyed me.
Mummy's going to spank you!
Pervert! Just you try!
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Idiot, let's see if you dare to
hit anyone ever again!
You on the outside!
You arevery difficult to control!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Freeze!
What do you want to smuggle?
Guns.
Knives.
Drugs.
Firecrackers.
Adult DVDs.
And lastly, chewing gum.
- Where do you want to smuggle them to?
- Singapore.
- Singapore?
- Yes.
- No way!
- Why?
- Singapore is very strict.
- But I'm already here.
- Why can't you do it this time?
- No way.
- I came all the way here.
- Just leave.
- You are wasting my time.
- Go away.
- Leave.
- You are crazy!
Singapore.
Singapore.
I thought I told you to leave.
Why are you back?
- Pong?
- Oh, friends?
I never thought I would see you again.
Uncle, watch where you're touching!
This is great!
Anyway, what are you doing here?
I thought the priest had you kept away.
Where to?
Singapore?
- Singapore?
- Yes.
Singapore? Singapore?
Yes.
Help me, please!
Okay.
Because
I still remember,
fifty years ago,
you saved my life.
My grandfathercould destroy monsters.
My father could slay zombies.
I can't even catch cockroaches.
But today, that will change.
My life will change.
Today, I will find my power!
Today, I will find my dignity.
Today, I will...
SINGAPORE
Are you Huang Zhen Zhen?
- What?
- I've come from hell!
You climbed all
the way up from down there?
I have climbed 18 levels.
It's very, very tiring!
From now onwards,
you are a wandering ghost!
I'm a wandering ghost?
Because you have an unfulfilled wish,
so you can't die in peace.
If you can fulfil your wish in 49 days,
you can be reincarnated.
If you can't fulfil your wish in 49 days,
then you will become
a puff of black smoke.
And vanish into thin air!
Who made this rule?
I died at such a young age,
this is so unfair.
Now I have to go through
so much trouble to get reincarnated.
Why are the heavens so unfair to me?
Fairness?
You want to talk to me about fairness?
I have to climb
18 levels from hell every day
to explain everything
to all you wandering ghosts.
Is that fair for me?
Why is there no lift?
Why is there no escalator?
Why do I have to do the same
old thing every day?
Why is this my retribution?
You can be reincarnated.
I can't be reincarnated.
Fairness?
Everything is unfair!
There are many things in life
that you can't change.
You need to learn to let go.
Now that you're dead.
If you can't even let go,
won't your life as a ghost
be very miserable?
I have not achieved my dreams,
I still have to see my mother and
my BFFs one last time.
How can I let go?
Zhen Zhen.
Today is the 7th day since your death.
Do come back and eat.
Mum has cooked many dishes.
They are all your favourites.
You must eat more.
Ever since you took part in
that beauty pageant,
mum hasn't had much
chance to cook for you.
Now, there won't be
any more chances.
Who are you?
Mum! I'm Zhen Zhen.
I've come back!
Are you looking for Zhen Zhen?
She is not with us anymore.
Mum, I am Zhen Zhen.
I'm standing right here.
Can't you see me?
Can't you hear me?
Mum!
Zhen Zhen's death
has caused you so much grief.
You must be a close friend of hers.
Today is the 7th day since her death,
come and eat with her.
She has always liked company.
Why aren't you eating?
You don't like the food?
No!
These areall my favourite dishes!
I'll eat! I'll eat!
Hey, why can't you bend your arm?
Never mind,
you don't have to eat
if you don't want to.
I want to eat!
I will eat!
Have you known Zhen Zhen
for a long time?
Zhen Zhen.
3 months ago,
she ran away from home.
That day,
if I hadn't hit her,
she wouldn't have left.
And she wouldn't have died.
It's all my fault.
Zhen Zhen.
You must really hate me.
I've let you down.
It's all my fault.
I should've listened to you.
It's all my fault.
What are you doing?
Don't be afraid!
I just want to give you a hug!
Oh no!
Zhen Zhen.
I'm finished!
This time, I'm doomed!
I'm going to kill you!
Mum, calm down!
Make sure it is slip-resistant,
then you won't fall.
But, more importantly,
you have to pick yourself up
from where you fell!
Thank you for your encouragement, Hu Ge!
If it weren't for you,
I wouldn't have picked up boxing.
You will always be a champion to me!
That's all in the past now.
What's the point in bringing it up?
There is only one thing
that I want to do now
while I'm still alive.
I'll be content
if I can lead a comfortable life
every day.
Come here.
Don't give up. I believe in you.
I believe you can beat that Xiao Lang,
because he has a fatal weakness.
What is his weakness?
His weakness is
he has no weakness!
This is what I call a champion!
You just won a match yesterday,
and you are here early today to train!
You are amazing!
You should rest first!
I'll make a cup of tonic tea for you.
Very fast.
Mr. Lang wants to practice.
Go clean up the ring.
Come!
Let's fight!
Are you scared?
Do you remember our first time?
I beat you up so badly,
you can't compete anymore.
You can only do menial work every day.
I made you
forever
useless.
All the best! And I wish you good health!
Great!
Let's work hard together,
spur each other on,
and keep going!
That's enough!
This is my final warning.
Stop bullying him!
He is my brother.
You touch him again, and you are dead!
Let me warn you, I'm a very good fighter!
I'm a fan of Sailor Moon!
Be careful, or I will punish you
on behalf of the moon!
You're back?
You really came back?
I missed you!
She is now trapped
inside this zombie,
unable to escape.
Oh, poor thing!
Thank goodness you can hear the dead.
Otherwise, nobody would understand him.
Now, the most important thing
is to figure out how to
help her fulfill her dreams,
within 49 days.
Otherwise, she'll...
Tonight is the pageant finals!
I want to thank my dad and mum.
Thank you for your
encouragement and support.
Daddy, Mummy, I love you!
Huang Zhen Zhen!
What do I do now?
The pageant is over!
The next seasonwill be next year!
Moreover, I'm trapped in this zombie.
It is so stiff!
How am goingl to fulfill my dreams?
What should I do?
Hello everyone!
The annual Mr. Perfect is back!
If you are between21 to 28 years old,
Handsome, manly, and smart!
Remember21st November, 10am to 4pm.
Come for the auditionat Man City!
That's right!
You are the Mr. Perfect
we are looking for!
Come now! We are waiting for you!
Hey, the audition is tomorrow.
Where are you going?
He has taken control of me.
Quick, hold on to me!
Pong, where are you going?
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
Kill demons on...
Pong!
Quick, Pong, run!
Roger, proceeding.
What's the matter?
Someone made a police
report that there is a mad priest
trying to slash people with a sword.
- Let's go check it out now.
- Okay.
Hey! What happened?
Looks like she's drunk.
- There really is a priest!
- And he is holding a wooden sword!
Police! Freeze! Put down your sword!
Stop right there!
- What is he saying?
- Speak Mandarin!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Blood!
Perfect timing!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Is Zhen Zhen here?
Zhen Zhen is here.
Let me see if she's hurt.
Bai Bai, I feel I'll turn into
a zombie any time.
What should I do?
Where is Pong?
I don't know.
Where exactly is Pong?
I chased him away.
Why?
Now that you have left his body,
he is just an out of control
zombie who will bite anyone!
Pong won't bite anyone.
He bites.
Pong bit Lai Lai by accident because
he was probably trying to protect me!
If he could bite Lai Lai yesterday,
he can bite me today.
He will probably
bite the whole neighbourhood tomorrow!
Yes! After I was bitten by him,
I felt feverish, my skin itched,
even my teeth became sharp.
What are you doing?
Oh, yes, I may turn into a zombie anytime!
If Lai Lai turns into a zombie,
will you chase him away?
Answer me! Will you chase him away?
You guys are talking about me, right?
Tell him!
Zhen Zhen asked me,
if you turned into a zombie,
would I chase you away?
Would you?
You won't, right?
You would?
Stop!
No!
You see!
Both of you were scared
stiff just by imagining it,
think about Pong
being out there by himself.
Watch Zhen Zhen.
Ghosts are light,
the wind would blow her away.
But, I can't see her.
Okay, I'll try my best.
Bai Bai, why don't you fix your air-con?
It's very hot.
I can't take it any more!
No!
I'm sorry, Zhen Zhen!
I didn't know it's so windy outside
that it would blow you away! I'm so sorry!
- Don't open the window again!
- Got it!
- Watch her carefully!
- Okay!
Are you alright?
Hold it.
I'm sorry!
I can't take it anymore!
No!
Sorry, Zhen Zhen!
I didn't do it on purpose.
Why didn't you hold on
to Zhen Zhen just now?
I can't see Zhen Zhen,
how can I hold on to her?
Looks like I have to take you somewhere.
Where?
Bai Bai, why did you
bring me to a goat farm?
To get goat tears.
What is it for?
To open your third eye!
- Third eye?
- Don't you want to see Zhen Zhen?
If you opened my third eye,
I won't just see Zhen Zhen.
I'll see all the ghosts!
Do you want this or not?
I don't believe you won't cry!
It doesn't care.
I'm eating your kind,
I don't believe you won't cry.
It's ignoring you.
Bai Bai, looks like
she's enjoying it. She won't cry.
Now, the one who's most upset,
should be the one opposite.
You're touching his wife's teats
right in front of him.
You are so cruel!
You made him angry!
He is really crying!
Zhen Zhen.
It's okay.
I'll hug you.
I can't find Pong!
I can't find him either!
What do we do now?
Pong.
Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Hello! Are you his family?
Who are you?
I'm Joe.
I'm one of the producers of Mr. Perfect.
I saw him on the road just now.
And I find him
handsome,
fit,
and perfect!
So I brought him to the audition.
Hello!
Hey! What's your name?
Hello.
You brought him here?
Why did you bring a mute?
- For publicity!
- You call this publicity?
Are we that short of money?
There are many ways to do publicity.
But you have to bring a mute!
Do you think this is the right publicity?
Even if I'm wrong,
you don't have to be so fierce.
Fierce? Let me tell you!
If this were the past,
I would have kicked you downstairs by now!
Hey you!
If you don't want to speak up,
can you leave?
Do you see the exit sign over there?
Follow the sign and get out.
Hey!
Hey, he can't move, but you can right?
Yes, boss!
Infuriating!
- Wasting my time.
- Yes.
It is so hard to find such a handsome,
and perfect man like me in Singapore.
You have to go,
my boss is angry! Let's go.
Come, calm down.
Good luck will come to
those with a good temper.
- Let's eat!
- Yes, let's eat!
Let's go!
The most important thing now is
to figure out how to help
her fulfil her dreams
within 49 days.
If you can't fulfil your wish
in 49 days,
then you will become a puff of black smoke
and vanish into thin air!
He danced very hard,
and he danced very seriously.
I could feel that he was dancing for love!
It was so noble.
When he finished,
he almost stripped off his clothes.
That's why a serious man
is the most handsome.
A man who dares to
strip is even more adorable!
So we've decided to invite
him to take part in this year's,
Mr. Perfect!
By the way,
I still don't know his name.
His name is Pong.
- Pong?
- Pong Yu Yan.
With this pair of gold boots,
you don't have to worry
about the wind again!
Now that you're a ghost,
I bet you really missed this nice beer!
Cheers!
Pong, why don't you show them your dance?
Show them how good you are.
That's right, just show us a little.
Be a good boy now.
Dance for us.
Big brother is herefor laundry.
Laundry by the river
We have eyes for each other
As I do my laundry
I only want to win your love
Laundry by the river
We have our playful moments
I'll make you a paper boat
And catch you a fish
By the river
We'll meet for laundry
By the river
We'll exchange hearts
By the river
Watching the flowing waters
We'll compose our love story!
How long are you going
to stare at that panty?
Oh, he wants to give you flowers.
I didn't expect a zombie
to be good at courting girls.
Let me help you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Oh no!
Why did you kill the mood?
What's the matter?
You can't possess Pong.
You can't control him anymore.
How are you going to compete?
- Teddy bear!
- Teddy bear?
Teddy bear?
March on the spot, march!
Left, right, left right.
Left, right, left right.
Prepare to stop!
Zhen Zhen, we found the teddy bear.
What should we perform for the semi-final?
Cheers!
LIVE: MR. PERFECT SEMI-FINALS
LIVE BROADCASThis is great!
Zombie, I won't let you off so easily.
Ghost-lady, you are doomed!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Dear viewers,
we are 5 days away
from the finals of Mr. Perfect!
Who will be this year's Mr. Perfect?
Will it be my favourite, Pong Yu Yan?
I love you.
I love you.
You again?
I love you.
I love you.
Not bad!
I love you.
- I love you.
- I love you.
I love you.
What do you think?
Do you like your present?
You really like these lights?
Not bad, you've improved!
Let's go!
A little faster.
A little faster.
DREAMS
COUNTDOWN TO REINCARNATION:
2 DAYS
Here.
Thank you.
Hit me.
- Got you.
- Naughty! I'll hit you.
I'll hit you.
- Let's go.
- No. Sit down.
Hello.
It's been a while.
That's why I say,
choosing a boyfriend
is like choosing groceries at the market.
If you can't find the best,
top quality lobster,
you can still make do
with the lousiest salted fish.
Don't go overboard.
You stole her boyfriend
and blacklisted her.
Yes, I've blacklisted her.
Simply because I can!
Because I am the top makeup artist,
and she is just a lowly makeup artist...
Oh, pardon me,
you are a mortuary cosmetologist!
The whole world knows you
slept your way to the top.
You have no real skill at all!
If I had no skill,
then how did I get myself
such a catch?
He is not a catch,
he's just leftover.
And you,
pick up the scraps that's left behind,
like a stray dog.
In English, it's called bitch!
Hey, how dare you hit her!
Baby!
Why didn't you fight back?
Does it hurt?
You still miss him, don't you?
Why can't you forget him?
You've never been in love.
You wouldn't understand.
I understand one thing.
I care about you more than he does.
If you really cared,
why didn't you fight back just now?
Okay.
I'll pick a fight with him now!
I'll take Pong with me,
I believe we can beat him.
Why are you taking Pong?
He is bigger than me,
how is it fair if I fight him?
Pong is a better match.
Stop finding excuses for yourself.
I'm not finding excuses!
Technically, I'm the one controlling Pong,
so I'm still the one fighting him.
Stop lying to yourself.
I'm not lying to myself.
Give it to me.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Are you going to give it to me?
Hey, what are you doing?
You're smashing Pong to bits.
The finals are tomorrow.
He mustn't get hurt.
I'm sorry, Zhen Zhen.
Please don't scold Bai Bai.
I was too impulsive.
I wanted to use
Pong to fight Xiao Lang, so I...
You want Pong to fight Xiao Lang?
Are you mad?
But he was unfaithful to Bai Bai!
You fight him one-on-one,
and beat him with your own strength!
I'm not his match! How can I fight him?
You want him to kill me?
As long as you have this loser mindset,
you will always be a loser.
Can you not call him a loser
every time you argue with him?
It's very hurtful.
He even needs you to speak up for him,
he is a downright loser.
You've always been the best at arguing.
You excelled in arguing with your boss,
arguing with your boyfriend,
arguing with your mum!
When you lose the argument,
you'd run away from home,
- and ask me to take you in.
- How about you?
That woman stole
your boyfriend and your job,
yet you didn't do anything,
except run away.
You are not a loser, you are a coward!
Zhen Zhen, that's enough!
You are also a coward!
You dare not confess your love for her.
You just pine for her quietly.
You are not being noble,
you are just useless!
I'm useless?
I'm the one to help you control Pong
with the teddy bear,
so you can compete.
And now you call me a loser?
You are the loser!
Pong!
Look what you did!
Pong, get up.
Pong, get up.
Pong!
DREAMS
Tomorrow is the finals.
How are we going to
compete without the teddy bear?
You've destroyed the bear,
and also our dreams!
Do you understand?
DREAMS
Do you know why
I always say that
a person without dreams
is no different
from a zombie?
It is because
I feel that a person without dreams
is pitiful.
I used to be
someone without any dreams.
Back then,
I would wake up every day,
And not want to go to work.
DREAMS.
DON'T THINK. JUST CHASE!
I would wish I was sick
so that
I could take sick leave,
and not have to go to work.
At work,
I was like a zombie.
Souless
and lifeless.
Every day, I'd wait to
knock off from work.
Every day, I lived without purpose.
Sometimes, I would ask myself,
are the heavens making life
difficult for me?
Or is this a test?
Why am I doingthe same thing every day?
Why is my talent
not being recognised?
I obviously hated my job.
Why did I nothave the guts to quit
and try something new?
Why is my life
so full of regrets?
All these questions.
And no answer.
I can only say,
having dreams
is important.
Do you understand?
Stop dancing.
Stop dancing!
I said, stop dancing!
I am telling you to stop dancing now!
I know you tried very hard.
For the competition tomorrow.
Just do your best,
okay?
Tomorrow
is my 49th day deadline.
I may get reincarnated,
or I may
vanish into thin air.
Regardless,
we might not see each other again?
Thank you for always protecting me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Thank you for everything you've done.
I will never forget you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
COUNTDOWN TO REINCARNATION: 1 DAY
Uncle, today is Mr. Perfect's finals.
We are watching the live telecast.
Don't do anything crazy
after we release you.
That's right!
Let us watch the show peacefully,
from beginning to end, okay?
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
- Where have you been?
- Bai Bai!
I thought you went missing again!
Let's go to the competition!
We are going to be late!
Stop!
I will bring you back
to Rainbow Village, by all means.
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on...
Okay, he's dead. Stop gawking!
Let's go!
Quick! We're going to be late.
Faster.
Let's go!
I'm his makeup artist.
I'm his coach, personal assistant,
cum manager!
Excuse me, please.
Even the delivery man can go in,
why can't we go in?
Because we are sponsors!
No matter what happens later,
don't let these two morons in.
Why are you late?
Everyone has put on their makeup.
Don't worry,
I'll do your makeup personally.
I'll give you the perfect look.
Perfect!
It's absolutely perfect!
All finalists, standby backstage.
Hurry!
Thank you for the hard work!
I'll buy you all a cup of tea!
Such ugly makeup,
how is he going to compete?
Hey, come back!
What do we do now? We will lose for sure!
Pong, what should we do now?
Pong! What are you doing?
You cannot die in peace because
you have an unfulfilled wish.
As long as you fulfil your wish
in 49 days,
you can be reincarnated!
Pong!
Zhen Zhen!
That priest has possessed Pong!
He is trying to kill me!
I'm sorry!
This will kill them. Let's go.
Are you okay?
Get up.
If you want to go in,
you'll have to beat me.
Why are you wearing two jackets?
I'm afraid of the cold,
you got a problem with that?
I love you!
Pong!
Pong!
Stop banging your head!
Don't pass out.
Pong!
Pong!
This is great!
I've finally beaten him!
We have to save Zhen Zhen!
Kill ghosts on sight!
Kill demons on sight!
Pong!
Pong! Are you okay?
Pong!
Pong!
Are you alright, Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Pong, where are you going?
Help!
Pong! What happened to you?
Contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan
- will be up next after the break.
- Pong.
Pong, you'd better not compete.
You're badly injured, it's not safe.
Pong.
Pong. Pong!
I would rather give up my dream
than see you get hurt again!
Pong! Don't go!
50 YEARS AGO, DAY OF THE FLOOD
Pong! Please don't go!
Pong, you can hug me now.
I know now, I'm the one that forgot you.
Looks like contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan
has decided to forfeit the competition.
What a shame.
Wait! Let me take that back!
Let us welcome Pong Yu Yan!
Why are they playing this track?
Did they make a mistake?
It's not a mistake.
He asked me to change it.
Zhen Zhen is awesome!
Mum is awesome too!
The tap dance that I taught you,
was what I planned to perform
for the pageant I took part in.
Did you win the pageant, Mum?
Back then, I was pregnant
with you, Zhen Zhen.
So I chose to quit the pageant.
Mum, don't be sad.
When I grow up,
I'll help you win that pageant.
I don't want you to take part in pageants,
I only want you to
concentrate on studying.
And be happy.
Do you understand?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the exciting moment
you have been waiting for!
Who will be our champion tonight?
Oh, please! Isn't it obvious?
The champion is, of course,
contestant #6, Pong Yu Yan!
We won!
Unfortunately,
Pong was born mute,
I will now give the thank you
speech on his behalf.
I want to thank my father,
my mother, and...
Pong, what are you doing?
Yes, I may not be highly educated,
I may be loud.
Everyone calls me "Ah Lian".
But so what?
Can't an "Ah Lian" have dreams?
The more you look down on me,
the more I will prove to you
that I can succeed!
I know there are people
who wish to see me fail.
But I also know,
there are people
who wish for me to succeed.
They will help meunconditionally,
support me no matter what,
I am very grateful to them.
Because they have taught me,
that to have dreams, is a real blessing.
There are somewho lived half their lives
withoutknowing what their dream is.
A person without dreams
is no different from a zombie.
Don't you agree?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Yes!
Mum,
I wanted to fulfil your unfulfilled dream,
and then tell you...
I love you.
I
Love
you.
I know.
Mum knows now.
Not only did I fulfil my dreams,
I found my soul mate.
Do you know
you are the first man to say
"I love you" to me?
I love you too!
Pong.
Pong.
Pong?
Pong?
Pong!
Pong!
Pong!
Pong.
Pong, don't die!
Pong, I don't want you to die!
Pong, get up!
Get up, Pong!
Don't die.
Pong!
Pong, get up!
I beg of you! Please don't die!
What's happening?
Bai Bai.
Zhen Zhen.
Bai Bai.
Pong.
Pong!
Pong,
after you're reincarnated,
may you never become a zombie again.
Be a normal person, and live a good life.
I hope that you can meet Zhen Zhen again
and love each other,
forever.
STEPPED ON HIS FEET...
KEEP ON ACTING
Cut!
COMMENDABLE SPIRIT!
HE GOT STEPPED ON AGAIN.
UNABLE TO BEAR THE PAIN!
AFRAID OF GETTING STEPPED ON
Sorry.
PHYSICALLY STRONG ZOMBIE
INSANE ZOMBIE
FELL DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN AGAIN
I'm so sorry!
- Why did you laugh?
- I'm so sorry!
HIS SHORT LEGS COULD NOT KICK
Why are you so nosy?
Why are you so nosy?
It's true. Why...
HE REALLY HIT HIM
What are you doing?
Darn.
YOU SHOULD CONTINUE...
You hit me that way.
You should have continued.
Listen. In Singapore, it's very hard
to find someone as talented as me.
- No.
- And...
That's how he is when acting.
VERY BUBBLY PRIESHAVEN'T FINISH SPEAKING
Auntie!
REALLY HURTS
It's that priest.
Cut the crap. Go...
Go.
Kill ghosts on sight.
Kill demons on sight.
Kill ghosts on sight.
Kill demons on sight...
Darn it. I'll do it again.
FEW YEARS LATER
Hello, I don't think I've seen you before.
Is this your first time here?
Yes, my washing machine broke down.
My mother told me
to bring the laundry here to wash.
My name is Zhen Zhen! What's yours?
Nice to meet you, Zhen Zhen.
My name is Pong Pong.
Nice to meet you, Pong Pong!
Zhen Zhen,
have you ever heard of this song?
What song?
By the river
We'll meet for laundry
By the river
We'll exchange hearts
By the river
Watching the flowing waters
We'll compose
Our love
Story!
- That's it.
- Good enough.