Wicked Games (2023) Movie Script
1
[ Motorcycle ]
[ Music ]
[ Running Water ]
[ Choking and Moaning ]
[ Coughing ]
[ Heavy Breathing ]
[ Music ]
- You're a fucking pig.
Seriously, I've never seen a
girl get after it like you.
Is there anything you don't eat?
- Pussy.
- Don't knock it
till you try it.
- I have.
- I'm kind of surprised you
agreed to come for the weekend.
- It sounded fun.
Why not?
- Because I DM'D you
less than a month ago.
- You seem nice and
I googled the fuck
out of you before we first met.
- Find anything interesting?
- That some fucked
up shit happened
at this family house
you're taking me to.
- Wait, what, you knew about
that and still wanted to go?
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Because I was afraid
you wouldn't want to come.
Why didn't you tell me you knew?
- We just started
seeing each other.
Hey, so sorry about your
parents' suicides and stuff.
- Yeah.
- But I am sorry.
I know it's hard to
lose your parents.
- Sure you still want to go?
- Kiel, you're cute as hell.
You're fun, a pretty good lay,
and you'd make a
great boyfriend.
So yeah, I want to go.
- Cool.
- Beans.
[ Music ]
- And the alien's
frustrated, and he turns
to the serial killer, and he
says, do you ever feel that way?
He goes, honestly,
I love what I do,
but that commute
sounds like a killer.
- You're such an idiot.
- You're an idiot.
That was brilliant.
You got any grapes?
- Get me a drink, girl.
I said get me a drink, and
I might just save your life.
Wow.
If you ain't careful,
you're going
to get more than you asked for.
That's nice, right there.
Yeah you're something all right.
You got to do better
than that, girl.
Wow, Goldilocks is going
to get wolfed tonight.
Goddammit!
Just wanted a fucking Pepsi.
You fucking cunt.
[ Screams ]
- Harley!
What the fuck?
[ Music ]
- Ray! Hey, Ray!
Can't knock me down, Ray.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
- Where did you learn
how to fight like that?
Girl Scouts?
- Yeah.
- Seriously?
- You don't want to know.
- I do.
- You don't.
[ Music ]
I grew up in the middle
of nowhere with brothers.
They had friends.
I had to fight.
- For what?
- At first, for my virginity.
[ Music ]
- Well, it gets pretty
rough around these parts.
So, be prepared to
fight for your life.
[ Music ]
- This your family's place?
- It's my granddad's getaway.
- Bring all your girls here?
- Honestly?
- Yeah, honestly.
- A lot. Yeah, I've
brought a lot here.
- You're such a slut.
[ Music ]
- Welcome to The
Watchatoomey Valley.
[ Music ]
- Holy shit.
- We're here.
- Rich!
- Yeah.
[ Music ]
For you.
- Thank you.
[ Music ]
- Follow me.
[ Music ]
- This is great.
- Hey, babe, babe, babe.
Home sweet home.
- It's empty.
- Yeah, there's not much here.
- Whoo!
What happened?
- We just stopped coming.
Come on. Let's go.
- Where are you taking me?
[ Music ]
- Here, here, here.
- Oh.
Is this your family?
- They're all buried
right there.
- Your mom, your dad?
- Everyone's right there.
- Anyone still come here?
- Just me.
Now, it's time to let the
neighbors know we're here.
- Does that actually
fire anything?
- Like a cannonball?
- Yeah.
- No, dumbbell.
- What? Wouldn't it be
so cool if we could just
like blow something up?
- This is a blank.
We used to jam stuff in here
all the time when we were kids.
My brother Rhodes put a
rake in here one time.
It almost took a kid's arm off.
This shit will fuck you up.
Put it in there like that.
Here.
Shove it all the way.
There it is.
All right, here.
All you got to do, pull it.
- Just yank it?
- Yep. Pull it, pussy!
- One, two, three [bang]!
Holy shit!
I don't have any service.
- That's the best
part about being here.
There's a landline right
there if you need it,
and dinner will be
ready in five.
- Okay. Mind if I snoop around?
- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
[ Music ]
- Yo, Harley!
Harley, baby!
[ Music ]
- Are these your brothers?
- Yeah. That's Rhodes,
and that's Ravener.
- Do they still come here?
- Not in a long time.
- Y'all still close?
- Ravener took his money
after my parents died
and never came back,
literally up and left,
and Rhodes died last year.
- Whoa! Sorry, I didn't know.
- And these are kids we grew
up with around here, Townies.
That there, that's
Colton, she's a freak.
No, not like that.
There's Beau, and the guy on
the end, that's little Vin,
but don't call him that.
- No?
- No, he don't like it.
Call him Vincent.
- You really are
on your own, huh?
- Just me.
[ Music ]
And very fancy.
- Very.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
[ Music ]
- You want some of mine?
[ Music ]
I wish I never started
this with you.
- It's only going to get worse.
- You're perfect, and I'm not.
- What? What's the matter?
- Nothing.
It's like --
[ Music ]
- I don't get it.
[ Music ]
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
[ Music ]
[ Knocking ]
- I lost everyone, and it
weirds me out to even think
about caring for someone.
I'll see you in the morning.
[ Loud Bang ]
- Kiel?
[ Loud Bang ]
Kiel?
Kiel?
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Kiel?
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Fuck!
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Kiel?
[ Music ]
Fuck!
[ Music ]
- 911, what's your emergency?
911, what's your emergency?
- There are people
outside of the house.
- Do you know how
many there are?
- I don't know.
- I have your address from
the line you're calling from.
I've dispatched the police.
They're on their way.
- How long?
- Due to your location, it's
going to take nearly 30 minutes.
I'm going to ask
you some questions.
Are you injured?
Miss?
Miss, I need to know
if you're hurt.
Are you alone?
- They killed him.
- Tell me exactly
what happened.
- My friend, I don't know.
I heard a crash and
I came downstairs.
- Listen to me.
You have to hide.
[ Music ]
Is there anything you can
use to protect yourself?
- There's a gun in the house.
- Good. That's really good.
Do you know how to use it?
- Yeah, I know how to use it.
- Can you get to it
before they find you?
- It's not far.
[ Music ]
- Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Are you ready to play?
Good.
Okay.
[ Music ]
So, here's how this goes.
First, we fucking brand you.
[ Music ]
Then we'll let you loose like
an animal, and then we party.
Oh, you want a little pre-party.
I like to party.
I like to party a lot.
[ Music ]
You are totally fucked.
[ Music ]
[ Screams ]
[ Music ]
- Howdy, motherfucker.
- What the fuck.
- Got you something.
It's nice.
Let's play catch.
Ouch!
You shot me with no
bullets, you fucking retard.
[ Music ]
Harley.
What are you doing in there?
Scrubbing your tits?
Can I join?
[ Music ]
Cheeky Monkey.
[ Music ]
Fuck!
[ Music ]
- Is that you?
- You're okay?
Were you attacked?
Tell me what happened.
Are you injured?
Are you okay?
Harley.
Do me a favor, make a
sound if you're okay.
If you can't answer, try
with anything you can.
Harley, do me a favor,
try to make some sound,
so I know you're there.
[ Music ]
[ Music ]
- Fucker!
Fuck!
Thought I had you.
Stupid fucking bitch.
[ Music ]
- Hey, it's Wanda.
Can't get to the phone right
now, because I'm fucking busy.
I'll call you back.
[ Music ]
- Beau, What the fuck?
Beau.
What the fuck, Beau.
Jesus, are you okay?
Whoa, what the fuck
are you doing?
It's not funny.
Put the fucking gun away.
Cut it out, you fucking psycho.
It's not funny.
Put the fucking gun away.
Cut it out, you --
God, what the fuck!
Fuck!
[ Music ]
It's you! Oh, that's good.
You're not going to make it
out of here alive,
you fucking idiot.
- Shut the fuck up!
[ Laughter ]
I said shut the fuck up!
Who else is out there?
Fucking tell me!
Who's out there?
- They're coming for you.
They're all fucking
coming for you.
- Who?
- You're not going to last
very long, you fucking idiot.
- Tu eres la tonta, no yo.
[ Music ]
- They're fucking
coming for you.
[ Music ]
I've been playing this
game for a long time now.
And you are nothing special.
Do you know how many twats
I've killed just like you?
- None. That's why you're lying
on the ground, bleeding
to death.
[ Music ]
- They're going to kill you.
- They're not.
Try and stick around.
You'll see.
[ Music ]
Despierta, motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
[ Music ]
Tz, tz, tz, tz, tz.
You're not going anywhere.
[ Gunshot ]
Where is Rhodes?
Where is Ravener?
When are your brothers showing
up for the next act
of this freak show?
I'm only going to ask once more.
Where are they?
Kiel.
Kiel, where are they?
Where are your brothers, Kiel?
- Ravener's dead!
They have Rhodes.
They've had him for
more than a year.
He came with his girlfriend for
a long weekend, and they wanted
to play this game, 911.
Ravener panicked and
tried to go to the police.
They took him on the
lake and drowned him.
Then they took Rhodes.
They're going to give him back.
I have to do it.
They make me do it.
[ Music ]
They're going to give him back.
I have to do it.
I have to do it.
They make me do it.
It was either you or me.
- Get in the car.
I'll take you to the hospital.
[ Music ]
You know they don't
have Rhodes anymore.
He's dead.
They killed him.
You know that, right?
[ Music ]
You don't look so good.
[ Sirens ]
[ Music ]
- 911, what's your emergency?
[ Music ]
- Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
- Wake up.
Wake up!
- Kiel.
- Kiel.
- Kiel! Wake up!
Kiel, wake up.
Kiel, wake up.
Kiel.
Get up and get the
key from the cabinet.
Get up.
- I heard you!
- What happened?
- What do you mean
what happened?
- You are bleeding to death,
and I'm chained to
the fucking wall.
That's what I mean.
- She branded me.
- I see that.
- You know what
she did to Beau?
- No clue, don't care.
- She cut his dick off.
He bled out on the floor next
to me, and then she dragged him
into the kitchen and came out
in his clothes and pretended
to be dead until Colton came.
- What were you doing
lying next to her?
Were you taking a nap?
- She had Beau's gun,
and you were late.
- And then she figured
it out and branded you.
Kiel, get up and get the
key from the cabinet.
- My job is to lay there
until you all show up.
- You failed.
You fucked it up.
- She took the key.
One shot.
- What does it say?
Read it fucking aloud, please.
- Got one shot.
Choose wisely.
That's it.
- So, Kiel.
Kiel, I will be down here
forever, and you're going
to bleed out any minute.
Please, it's going to take weeks
for me to die, and you're going
to be dead in an hour.
Kiel.
Kiel!
Please, please just shoot me, so
I don't have to stand here dying
with you dead on
the floor before me.
Kiel.
Kiel, you're tapping out, man.
Kiel.
Kiel, look at me.
Take aim.
What are you, what
are you doing?
You are passing out, man.
Look at me.
Take aim.
What are you doing?
Kiel!
What are you doing?
- Put your head next to mine.
- What?
- Just fucking put
your head next to mine.
- Oh, fuck!
Fuck. Fuck.
- Hey, Rhodes.
- What?
- Sorry, bro.
- Me too.
[ Grunting ]
[ Gunshot ]
Fuck! Fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck.
[ Music ]
Fuck.
What the fuck?
- I was not expecting
the double suicide.
- What a freak.
- So sweet.
It was really kind of him
to try to kill you too.
Mama raised you boys right!
- She loved us a lot.
We had such good times.
- So great y'all had
that tender moment right
before he blew his brains out.
- And you got to
see it right there,
like a proper psycho
pretending to be dead laying
on the ground next
to dead people.
- When in Rome.
You miss him already?
- So much.
He was the best.
- The best.
A real psycho killer.
Damn, was he good in bed.
- Wow, you really are
fucked, aren't you?
But in a good way.
I mean, we probably could've
dated, been a regular pair.
- Now, you're going
to starve to death.
Very painful, supposed to be
one of the worst ways to go.
- You know, you are a bit
smarter than we expected.
- Stop flirting.
- No, we kind of figured
we'd get the normal dumb fuck
who had it coming.
- How did I have it coming?
I mean, I bet they didn't
see it coming either.
- Oh, sure they did.
They all had it coming.
There's a girl in there who
convinced her best friend
into committing suicide just so
she could have her boyfriend.
Right next to her, he poured
an entire bottle of booze
down his bestie's throat
during Spring Break,
put the car in drive,
and pointed it right
towards a Mexican cliff.
Our prizewinner was a little
cunt who had a kid sister,
who got all the attention
from mom and dad.
So, she decided to
smash her face in
and let her mother
go to prison for it.
They all had it coming.
- What gives you the right?
- Me.
I gave myself the right.
See, I'm that well born.
I'm that much better
than they are.
I decide.
- Wow.
- But you shouldn't have
a problem with that, right?
They had it coming, didn't they?
They did, right?
Hey, you killed one of them
in self-defense, right?
- What are you talking about?
- Come on.
We're having fun.
We're being honest.
Look, it's not like
we're getting rid of any
of the really good people.
They had it coming, didn't they?
The internet's got great shit.
Kiel found you.
He read about your
incident in the local paper,
and the self-defense made
sense, but you know Kiel.
He dug a little deeper,
found the names
of the other two guys involved,
and well, they got off,
but that didn't work
for you, did it?
Oh, no.
Kiel realized what happened to
those guys weren't accidents
and he put it together that
you tracked them down and sure
as shit on the anniversary
of your gangbang,
you lit one of them on fire.
You torched him like a
goddamn Roman candle.
But the best part is when you
went on the hunt and you tracked
that other fellow clear across
the country in his apartment.
- You like that part?
- Big time.
And then you shot
him in the head,
made it look like a suicide.
It was clean, it was nice.
- Did that bring that all
home for you, you know,
with your parents'
suicides and all?
- I like you.
How old are you?
You must be 20 something.
You already had four kills
before you got started here.
- Three.
- Sorry, what was that?
- Three.
- Three what?
- Three! Not four.
- I'm sorry; we actually
count the abortion, too.
Yeah, sorry, still counts.
Oh, I have a question.
Most of what I said about
them boys you killed true?
What gives you the right?
- They had it coming.
[ Gunshot ]
[ Moaning ]
- You're just the same as us.
You think you're
trying to do the right,
same as everyone here.
You're no different than me.
- There's something different.
- What's that, sweetness?
- I'm better at it than you.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One last thing.
I'm coming to get you.
[ Music ]
- Promise.
- Harley!
[ Music ]
You want some help with that?
[ Music ]
Come on!
[ Music ]
- Where are you going?
- The game's over.
- What did you say?
- The game's over.
[ Music ]
- Who won?
- Me. Motherfuckers!
[ Music ]
[ Music ]
- What the fuck!
Colton.
Colton.
She's dead, man.
She is fucking dead.
Where's Beau?
Beau?
Where's Rhodes?
Where is everybody?
That fucking bitch.
Ravener, call them,
call everyone.
Did you find Beau?
Bitch, I'm going to kill her.
Kill her.
[ Music ]
Bitch!
Fucking bitch!
[ Music ]
- What the fuck.
[ Music ]
[ Loud Pop ]
[ Music ]
[ Explosion ]
[ Explosion ]
- Hijo de punta!
[ Gunshots ]
[ Grunting ]
- Harley!
[ Music ]
- Hold, please.
Oh, perfect.
Don't hold.
Don't hold.
Keep coming.
Great!
Oh, Shenefelt!
Killer!
Oh, nailed it!
We're done.
That was great.
- Thirty-four Alpha.
Take one, marker.
Action!
- Oh, we got a wild one!
- Yup. That the kind of
shit your brother got his
Ding-Dong off?
- Oh, big time.
I'm fucking up.
Do the butt from the boner line.
- The kind of shit that your
brother got all bonered up on?
- Cut.
- Bonered up!
That's the fucking line.
Get your brother all bonered up!
Kinda shit that got your
brother all bonered up!
- Big time!
- Kind of shit that got
your brother all bonered up?
- Woohoo, big time.
[ Foreign Language ]
- Take one, mark.
- Woah! Stuck it!
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Christine meet Markus.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Right, the special
with Markus' butt.
- His butt?
Markus, do you want your butt?
- I can do.
Teddy, I don't care.
- What?
- Chica Bonita!
Harley!
Baby!
- Take two, mark.
- Harley Davidson!
- Take three, mark.
- Harley!
[ Foreign Language ]
[ Music ]
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
- I could leave if I wanted to.
Somebody lost the
keys to the handcuffs.
Uh, no I'm great -- I'm
quite -- this is lovely.
Thank you.
- Scene 57, alpha
bravo, take one, mark.
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Mark.
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- I can't pull anymore.
When I get out of them
chains, I'm coming to get you.
[ Music ]
- Hi, Mom.
I'm home.
- Mark.
- Sneaky little bitch.
Hello, gorgeous.
Howdy, motherfucker!
- Can I close it?
Cut.
- Okay. Okay.
- Is it still the stomach?
What about your pee-pee?
- Sound speeding.
Camera rolling.
Scene six apple.
Take four, mark.
[ Music ]
- Hey. Hey.
[ Music ]
Okay, do you want
her to hit me again?
Go for it, baby!
You cool like Pepsi, baby!
You cool, baby!
You cool!
- Woah! Woah!
Woah! Woah!
- You get that bitch or what?
- Yea, I got her!
- Who is she?
- Fuck if I know,
she's wearing a mask.
Courtney, how's my hair?
- What? You been taking a nap?
[ Music ]
- Can he fire?
- Yeah.
- Fire, David.
I love it.
- Duck, David!
- Thank you, Neil.
Love your work.
- Neil.
- Quiet please.
Quiet please for Neil.
- Okay fantastic.
- Will you step in, so I can
get focused on you please.
And Yahtzee right there.
Thank you.
- Yeah, take one.
Shot one, take three.
- Mark.
- Great job!
[ Music ]
- Pulling my bra and shirt off.
- What the fuck
everyone's dead!
What were you thinking?!
God dammit!
[ Music ]
- On your mark.
Get set.
Action!
[ Music ]
- That's okay.
- Of course.
- It's alright.
- More gas.
Less clutch.
More gas.
[ Music ]
- Well, we can always cut
out right when the headlights.
- Oh, my gun fell
out of my pants.
- Heath is here.
- All right, pull
forward a little bit.
Good. Now look, if there
is some way that we can --
except for the fucking
auto-focus!
- Roger. Copy that.
Cool. Good.
- Scene 28, alpha,
take two, marker.
Mark. Mark.
- Come Mierda!
Wake up, motherfucker.
Motherfucker!
- I'd appreciate if you didn't
tell my folks about this.
- You're exhausted?
- No, not yet.
[ Music ]
- Little bitch.
- Like you're an ant.
You're like a gerbil fixing me.
- Three.
Two.
One.
- Camera speeding.
[ Music ]
- Oh, fuck I dropped it.
- Three, take two.
- Great. Amazing.
- Chipmunks.
Chipmunks.
[ Music ]
- Motherfucker.
- Help me, please.
Help me.
[ Music ]
- I have way too many
things in my hands.
Literally, I have a door
handle, a gun, and a hot iron.
It was hot.
- What you doing, man?
What are you doing, man?
- Look at this idiot.
[ Music ]
- Scene 8, kickass.
Take one, mark.
- Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
- Cool.
- Beans.
- Cool. Cool.
- Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Cool Beans.
- Is it cool if
we smoke in here?
- It's one thing to stand
up and move at high speed
and hold on, that's fine, right?
It's another thing to stand
up and hand hold a camera
and not really be able
to hang on anywhere.
- Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
[ Music ]
- Strike the poster pose.
[ Music ]
[ Motorcycle ]
[ Music ]
[ Running Water ]
[ Choking and Moaning ]
[ Coughing ]
[ Heavy Breathing ]
[ Music ]
- You're a fucking pig.
Seriously, I've never seen a
girl get after it like you.
Is there anything you don't eat?
- Pussy.
- Don't knock it
till you try it.
- I have.
- I'm kind of surprised you
agreed to come for the weekend.
- It sounded fun.
Why not?
- Because I DM'D you
less than a month ago.
- You seem nice and
I googled the fuck
out of you before we first met.
- Find anything interesting?
- That some fucked
up shit happened
at this family house
you're taking me to.
- Wait, what, you knew about
that and still wanted to go?
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Because I was afraid
you wouldn't want to come.
Why didn't you tell me you knew?
- We just started
seeing each other.
Hey, so sorry about your
parents' suicides and stuff.
- Yeah.
- But I am sorry.
I know it's hard to
lose your parents.
- Sure you still want to go?
- Kiel, you're cute as hell.
You're fun, a pretty good lay,
and you'd make a
great boyfriend.
So yeah, I want to go.
- Cool.
- Beans.
[ Music ]
- And the alien's
frustrated, and he turns
to the serial killer, and he
says, do you ever feel that way?
He goes, honestly,
I love what I do,
but that commute
sounds like a killer.
- You're such an idiot.
- You're an idiot.
That was brilliant.
You got any grapes?
- Get me a drink, girl.
I said get me a drink, and
I might just save your life.
Wow.
If you ain't careful,
you're going
to get more than you asked for.
That's nice, right there.
Yeah you're something all right.
You got to do better
than that, girl.
Wow, Goldilocks is going
to get wolfed tonight.
Goddammit!
Just wanted a fucking Pepsi.
You fucking cunt.
[ Screams ]
- Harley!
What the fuck?
[ Music ]
- Ray! Hey, Ray!
Can't knock me down, Ray.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
- Where did you learn
how to fight like that?
Girl Scouts?
- Yeah.
- Seriously?
- You don't want to know.
- I do.
- You don't.
[ Music ]
I grew up in the middle
of nowhere with brothers.
They had friends.
I had to fight.
- For what?
- At first, for my virginity.
[ Music ]
- Well, it gets pretty
rough around these parts.
So, be prepared to
fight for your life.
[ Music ]
- This your family's place?
- It's my granddad's getaway.
- Bring all your girls here?
- Honestly?
- Yeah, honestly.
- A lot. Yeah, I've
brought a lot here.
- You're such a slut.
[ Music ]
- Welcome to The
Watchatoomey Valley.
[ Music ]
- Holy shit.
- We're here.
- Rich!
- Yeah.
[ Music ]
For you.
- Thank you.
[ Music ]
- Follow me.
[ Music ]
- This is great.
- Hey, babe, babe, babe.
Home sweet home.
- It's empty.
- Yeah, there's not much here.
- Whoo!
What happened?
- We just stopped coming.
Come on. Let's go.
- Where are you taking me?
[ Music ]
- Here, here, here.
- Oh.
Is this your family?
- They're all buried
right there.
- Your mom, your dad?
- Everyone's right there.
- Anyone still come here?
- Just me.
Now, it's time to let the
neighbors know we're here.
- Does that actually
fire anything?
- Like a cannonball?
- Yeah.
- No, dumbbell.
- What? Wouldn't it be
so cool if we could just
like blow something up?
- This is a blank.
We used to jam stuff in here
all the time when we were kids.
My brother Rhodes put a
rake in here one time.
It almost took a kid's arm off.
This shit will fuck you up.
Put it in there like that.
Here.
Shove it all the way.
There it is.
All right, here.
All you got to do, pull it.
- Just yank it?
- Yep. Pull it, pussy!
- One, two, three [bang]!
Holy shit!
I don't have any service.
- That's the best
part about being here.
There's a landline right
there if you need it,
and dinner will be
ready in five.
- Okay. Mind if I snoop around?
- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
[ Music ]
- Yo, Harley!
Harley, baby!
[ Music ]
- Are these your brothers?
- Yeah. That's Rhodes,
and that's Ravener.
- Do they still come here?
- Not in a long time.
- Y'all still close?
- Ravener took his money
after my parents died
and never came back,
literally up and left,
and Rhodes died last year.
- Whoa! Sorry, I didn't know.
- And these are kids we grew
up with around here, Townies.
That there, that's
Colton, she's a freak.
No, not like that.
There's Beau, and the guy on
the end, that's little Vin,
but don't call him that.
- No?
- No, he don't like it.
Call him Vincent.
- You really are
on your own, huh?
- Just me.
[ Music ]
And very fancy.
- Very.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
[ Music ]
- You want some of mine?
[ Music ]
I wish I never started
this with you.
- It's only going to get worse.
- You're perfect, and I'm not.
- What? What's the matter?
- Nothing.
It's like --
[ Music ]
- I don't get it.
[ Music ]
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
[ Music ]
[ Knocking ]
- I lost everyone, and it
weirds me out to even think
about caring for someone.
I'll see you in the morning.
[ Loud Bang ]
- Kiel?
[ Loud Bang ]
Kiel?
Kiel?
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Kiel?
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Fuck!
[ Heavy Breathing ]
Kiel?
[ Music ]
Fuck!
[ Music ]
- 911, what's your emergency?
911, what's your emergency?
- There are people
outside of the house.
- Do you know how
many there are?
- I don't know.
- I have your address from
the line you're calling from.
I've dispatched the police.
They're on their way.
- How long?
- Due to your location, it's
going to take nearly 30 minutes.
I'm going to ask
you some questions.
Are you injured?
Miss?
Miss, I need to know
if you're hurt.
Are you alone?
- They killed him.
- Tell me exactly
what happened.
- My friend, I don't know.
I heard a crash and
I came downstairs.
- Listen to me.
You have to hide.
[ Music ]
Is there anything you can
use to protect yourself?
- There's a gun in the house.
- Good. That's really good.
Do you know how to use it?
- Yeah, I know how to use it.
- Can you get to it
before they find you?
- It's not far.
[ Music ]
- Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Are you ready to play?
Good.
Okay.
[ Music ]
So, here's how this goes.
First, we fucking brand you.
[ Music ]
Then we'll let you loose like
an animal, and then we party.
Oh, you want a little pre-party.
I like to party.
I like to party a lot.
[ Music ]
You are totally fucked.
[ Music ]
[ Screams ]
[ Music ]
- Howdy, motherfucker.
- What the fuck.
- Got you something.
It's nice.
Let's play catch.
Ouch!
You shot me with no
bullets, you fucking retard.
[ Music ]
Harley.
What are you doing in there?
Scrubbing your tits?
Can I join?
[ Music ]
Cheeky Monkey.
[ Music ]
Fuck!
[ Music ]
- Is that you?
- You're okay?
Were you attacked?
Tell me what happened.
Are you injured?
Are you okay?
Harley.
Do me a favor, make a
sound if you're okay.
If you can't answer, try
with anything you can.
Harley, do me a favor,
try to make some sound,
so I know you're there.
[ Music ]
[ Music ]
- Fucker!
Fuck!
Thought I had you.
Stupid fucking bitch.
[ Music ]
- Hey, it's Wanda.
Can't get to the phone right
now, because I'm fucking busy.
I'll call you back.
[ Music ]
- Beau, What the fuck?
Beau.
What the fuck, Beau.
Jesus, are you okay?
Whoa, what the fuck
are you doing?
It's not funny.
Put the fucking gun away.
Cut it out, you fucking psycho.
It's not funny.
Put the fucking gun away.
Cut it out, you --
God, what the fuck!
Fuck!
[ Music ]
It's you! Oh, that's good.
You're not going to make it
out of here alive,
you fucking idiot.
- Shut the fuck up!
[ Laughter ]
I said shut the fuck up!
Who else is out there?
Fucking tell me!
Who's out there?
- They're coming for you.
They're all fucking
coming for you.
- Who?
- You're not going to last
very long, you fucking idiot.
- Tu eres la tonta, no yo.
[ Music ]
- They're fucking
coming for you.
[ Music ]
I've been playing this
game for a long time now.
And you are nothing special.
Do you know how many twats
I've killed just like you?
- None. That's why you're lying
on the ground, bleeding
to death.
[ Music ]
- They're going to kill you.
- They're not.
Try and stick around.
You'll see.
[ Music ]
Despierta, motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
[ Music ]
Tz, tz, tz, tz, tz.
You're not going anywhere.
[ Gunshot ]
Where is Rhodes?
Where is Ravener?
When are your brothers showing
up for the next act
of this freak show?
I'm only going to ask once more.
Where are they?
Kiel.
Kiel, where are they?
Where are your brothers, Kiel?
- Ravener's dead!
They have Rhodes.
They've had him for
more than a year.
He came with his girlfriend for
a long weekend, and they wanted
to play this game, 911.
Ravener panicked and
tried to go to the police.
They took him on the
lake and drowned him.
Then they took Rhodes.
They're going to give him back.
I have to do it.
They make me do it.
[ Music ]
They're going to give him back.
I have to do it.
I have to do it.
They make me do it.
It was either you or me.
- Get in the car.
I'll take you to the hospital.
[ Music ]
You know they don't
have Rhodes anymore.
He's dead.
They killed him.
You know that, right?
[ Music ]
You don't look so good.
[ Sirens ]
[ Music ]
- 911, what's your emergency?
[ Music ]
- Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
Kiel.
- Wake up.
Wake up!
- Kiel.
- Kiel.
- Kiel! Wake up!
Kiel, wake up.
Kiel, wake up.
Kiel.
Get up and get the
key from the cabinet.
Get up.
- I heard you!
- What happened?
- What do you mean
what happened?
- You are bleeding to death,
and I'm chained to
the fucking wall.
That's what I mean.
- She branded me.
- I see that.
- You know what
she did to Beau?
- No clue, don't care.
- She cut his dick off.
He bled out on the floor next
to me, and then she dragged him
into the kitchen and came out
in his clothes and pretended
to be dead until Colton came.
- What were you doing
lying next to her?
Were you taking a nap?
- She had Beau's gun,
and you were late.
- And then she figured
it out and branded you.
Kiel, get up and get the
key from the cabinet.
- My job is to lay there
until you all show up.
- You failed.
You fucked it up.
- She took the key.
One shot.
- What does it say?
Read it fucking aloud, please.
- Got one shot.
Choose wisely.
That's it.
- So, Kiel.
Kiel, I will be down here
forever, and you're going
to bleed out any minute.
Please, it's going to take weeks
for me to die, and you're going
to be dead in an hour.
Kiel.
Kiel!
Please, please just shoot me, so
I don't have to stand here dying
with you dead on
the floor before me.
Kiel.
Kiel, you're tapping out, man.
Kiel.
Kiel, look at me.
Take aim.
What are you, what
are you doing?
You are passing out, man.
Look at me.
Take aim.
What are you doing?
Kiel!
What are you doing?
- Put your head next to mine.
- What?
- Just fucking put
your head next to mine.
- Oh, fuck!
Fuck. Fuck.
- Hey, Rhodes.
- What?
- Sorry, bro.
- Me too.
[ Grunting ]
[ Gunshot ]
Fuck! Fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck.
[ Music ]
Fuck.
What the fuck?
- I was not expecting
the double suicide.
- What a freak.
- So sweet.
It was really kind of him
to try to kill you too.
Mama raised you boys right!
- She loved us a lot.
We had such good times.
- So great y'all had
that tender moment right
before he blew his brains out.
- And you got to
see it right there,
like a proper psycho
pretending to be dead laying
on the ground next
to dead people.
- When in Rome.
You miss him already?
- So much.
He was the best.
- The best.
A real psycho killer.
Damn, was he good in bed.
- Wow, you really are
fucked, aren't you?
But in a good way.
I mean, we probably could've
dated, been a regular pair.
- Now, you're going
to starve to death.
Very painful, supposed to be
one of the worst ways to go.
- You know, you are a bit
smarter than we expected.
- Stop flirting.
- No, we kind of figured
we'd get the normal dumb fuck
who had it coming.
- How did I have it coming?
I mean, I bet they didn't
see it coming either.
- Oh, sure they did.
They all had it coming.
There's a girl in there who
convinced her best friend
into committing suicide just so
she could have her boyfriend.
Right next to her, he poured
an entire bottle of booze
down his bestie's throat
during Spring Break,
put the car in drive,
and pointed it right
towards a Mexican cliff.
Our prizewinner was a little
cunt who had a kid sister,
who got all the attention
from mom and dad.
So, she decided to
smash her face in
and let her mother
go to prison for it.
They all had it coming.
- What gives you the right?
- Me.
I gave myself the right.
See, I'm that well born.
I'm that much better
than they are.
I decide.
- Wow.
- But you shouldn't have
a problem with that, right?
They had it coming, didn't they?
They did, right?
Hey, you killed one of them
in self-defense, right?
- What are you talking about?
- Come on.
We're having fun.
We're being honest.
Look, it's not like
we're getting rid of any
of the really good people.
They had it coming, didn't they?
The internet's got great shit.
Kiel found you.
He read about your
incident in the local paper,
and the self-defense made
sense, but you know Kiel.
He dug a little deeper,
found the names
of the other two guys involved,
and well, they got off,
but that didn't work
for you, did it?
Oh, no.
Kiel realized what happened to
those guys weren't accidents
and he put it together that
you tracked them down and sure
as shit on the anniversary
of your gangbang,
you lit one of them on fire.
You torched him like a
goddamn Roman candle.
But the best part is when you
went on the hunt and you tracked
that other fellow clear across
the country in his apartment.
- You like that part?
- Big time.
And then you shot
him in the head,
made it look like a suicide.
It was clean, it was nice.
- Did that bring that all
home for you, you know,
with your parents'
suicides and all?
- I like you.
How old are you?
You must be 20 something.
You already had four kills
before you got started here.
- Three.
- Sorry, what was that?
- Three.
- Three what?
- Three! Not four.
- I'm sorry; we actually
count the abortion, too.
Yeah, sorry, still counts.
Oh, I have a question.
Most of what I said about
them boys you killed true?
What gives you the right?
- They had it coming.
[ Gunshot ]
[ Moaning ]
- You're just the same as us.
You think you're
trying to do the right,
same as everyone here.
You're no different than me.
- There's something different.
- What's that, sweetness?
- I'm better at it than you.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One last thing.
I'm coming to get you.
[ Music ]
- Promise.
- Harley!
[ Music ]
You want some help with that?
[ Music ]
Come on!
[ Music ]
- Where are you going?
- The game's over.
- What did you say?
- The game's over.
[ Music ]
- Who won?
- Me. Motherfuckers!
[ Music ]
[ Music ]
- What the fuck!
Colton.
Colton.
She's dead, man.
She is fucking dead.
Where's Beau?
Beau?
Where's Rhodes?
Where is everybody?
That fucking bitch.
Ravener, call them,
call everyone.
Did you find Beau?
Bitch, I'm going to kill her.
Kill her.
[ Music ]
Bitch!
Fucking bitch!
[ Music ]
- What the fuck.
[ Music ]
[ Loud Pop ]
[ Music ]
[ Explosion ]
[ Explosion ]
- Hijo de punta!
[ Gunshots ]
[ Grunting ]
- Harley!
[ Music ]
- Hold, please.
Oh, perfect.
Don't hold.
Don't hold.
Keep coming.
Great!
Oh, Shenefelt!
Killer!
Oh, nailed it!
We're done.
That was great.
- Thirty-four Alpha.
Take one, marker.
Action!
- Oh, we got a wild one!
- Yup. That the kind of
shit your brother got his
Ding-Dong off?
- Oh, big time.
I'm fucking up.
Do the butt from the boner line.
- The kind of shit that your
brother got all bonered up on?
- Cut.
- Bonered up!
That's the fucking line.
Get your brother all bonered up!
Kinda shit that got your
brother all bonered up!
- Big time!
- Kind of shit that got
your brother all bonered up?
- Woohoo, big time.
[ Foreign Language ]
- Take one, mark.
- Woah! Stuck it!
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Christine meet Markus.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Right, the special
with Markus' butt.
- His butt?
Markus, do you want your butt?
- I can do.
Teddy, I don't care.
- What?
- Chica Bonita!
Harley!
Baby!
- Take two, mark.
- Harley Davidson!
- Take three, mark.
- Harley!
[ Foreign Language ]
[ Music ]
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a fucking pig.
- I could leave if I wanted to.
Somebody lost the
keys to the handcuffs.
Uh, no I'm great -- I'm
quite -- this is lovely.
Thank you.
- Scene 57, alpha
bravo, take one, mark.
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Mark.
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- Fuck you!
- Do it!
- I can't pull anymore.
When I get out of them
chains, I'm coming to get you.
[ Music ]
- Hi, Mom.
I'm home.
- Mark.
- Sneaky little bitch.
Hello, gorgeous.
Howdy, motherfucker!
- Can I close it?
Cut.
- Okay. Okay.
- Is it still the stomach?
What about your pee-pee?
- Sound speeding.
Camera rolling.
Scene six apple.
Take four, mark.
[ Music ]
- Hey. Hey.
[ Music ]
Okay, do you want
her to hit me again?
Go for it, baby!
You cool like Pepsi, baby!
You cool, baby!
You cool!
- Woah! Woah!
Woah! Woah!
- You get that bitch or what?
- Yea, I got her!
- Who is she?
- Fuck if I know,
she's wearing a mask.
Courtney, how's my hair?
- What? You been taking a nap?
[ Music ]
- Can he fire?
- Yeah.
- Fire, David.
I love it.
- Duck, David!
- Thank you, Neil.
Love your work.
- Neil.
- Quiet please.
Quiet please for Neil.
- Okay fantastic.
- Will you step in, so I can
get focused on you please.
And Yahtzee right there.
Thank you.
- Yeah, take one.
Shot one, take three.
- Mark.
- Great job!
[ Music ]
- Pulling my bra and shirt off.
- What the fuck
everyone's dead!
What were you thinking?!
God dammit!
[ Music ]
- On your mark.
Get set.
Action!
[ Music ]
- That's okay.
- Of course.
- It's alright.
- More gas.
Less clutch.
More gas.
[ Music ]
- Well, we can always cut
out right when the headlights.
- Oh, my gun fell
out of my pants.
- Heath is here.
- All right, pull
forward a little bit.
Good. Now look, if there
is some way that we can --
except for the fucking
auto-focus!
- Roger. Copy that.
Cool. Good.
- Scene 28, alpha,
take two, marker.
Mark. Mark.
- Come Mierda!
Wake up, motherfucker.
Motherfucker!
- I'd appreciate if you didn't
tell my folks about this.
- You're exhausted?
- No, not yet.
[ Music ]
- Little bitch.
- Like you're an ant.
You're like a gerbil fixing me.
- Three.
Two.
One.
- Camera speeding.
[ Music ]
- Oh, fuck I dropped it.
- Three, take two.
- Great. Amazing.
- Chipmunks.
Chipmunks.
[ Music ]
- Motherfucker.
- Help me, please.
Help me.
[ Music ]
- I have way too many
things in my hands.
Literally, I have a door
handle, a gun, and a hot iron.
It was hot.
- What you doing, man?
What are you doing, man?
- Look at this idiot.
[ Music ]
- Scene 8, kickass.
Take one, mark.
- Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
Finish him.
- Cool.
- Beans.
- Cool. Cool.
- Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Beans.
Cool Beans.
- Is it cool if
we smoke in here?
- It's one thing to stand
up and move at high speed
and hold on, that's fine, right?
It's another thing to stand
up and hand hold a camera
and not really be able
to hang on anywhere.
- Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
[ Music ]
- Strike the poster pose.
[ Music ]