World's Best (2023) Movie Script

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- [clicking]
- [speakers humming]
[person beatboxing]
[beatboxing ends]
Let's go
Hey, ah, hey, ah
Oh, ah, hey, ah
- Hey, ah
- Come on
- Hey, ah, hey, ah
- One time, one time
Hey, ah, yea, ah
[crowd chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem!
Lights down, listen to the sound
This time
Right here, right now
Lights down, listen to the sound
This time
Right here, right now
[chanting continues]
[music stops]
[chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem! Prem! Prem!
[cheering]
[music resumes]
Lights down, listen to the sound
Good day
Feels like a real good day
[chanting] Prem! Prem! Prem!
Well, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen,
to the New Jersey Mathlympics State Final.
I've seen the best of the best,
but I have never seen anything
like this young man here.
[presenter 1] Remarkable.
Prem Patel of Jersey City
has dominated this contest
- since the very first equation.
- [presenter 2] Absolutely.
Twelve years old, 75 pounds, 5'1",
the kid bleeds numbers.
[chuckles] Now the question, of course,
on everyone's mind here today is,
"Can this youngster win it all?"
Come on, Prem! You got this, baby!
Go, go, go!
- Bring it home, my dog.
- [presenter 1] Working in parentheses,
some of the most difficult work
you'll ever have to do.
[presenter 2]
I've never seen some of these numbers.
[presenter 1] I still think square root
has something to do with gardening.
- [both laugh]
- Whoo! That's my son!
- [spectator 1] Yeah!
- I made him.
[spectator 2] Amazing!
[presenter 1] And here it comes. Wow.
Uh, wait a second. Now hold the phone.
A bit of a changeup here.
With seconds left on the clock,
Prem is heading back to his own bench.
Prem! What are you doing?
Get back over there!
[presenter 1] Favorite teacher, Mr. Oh.
No surprises there.
[presenter 2]
There's Jerome, Prem's best friend.
[presenter 1] You may recall, of course,
that Claire, Prem's teammate,
was the actual favorite
heading into this final.
- [presenter 2] Now he's eating her lunch.
- [presenter 1] He is. Look at...
[presenter 2] Chugging that chocolate milk
like it was water.
[presenter 1]
Wow. No lactose intolerance there.
[sighs] Tastes like victory.
[cheering]
- [presenter 1] Wow. What a showboat.
- [presenter 2] Ooh!
[presenter 1]
Getting down to the final crunch now.
And, looking good, yes.
- [presenter 2] Yes.
- [presenter 1] Here it comes. Wow.
- [buzzer blares]
- [presenter 1] Prem Patel at the buzzer!
Do you believe in miracles?
We're number one! We're number one!
[mother] We're number one! That's my baby!
[crowd cheering]
[spectator 3] I love you, Prem!
[presenter 1] Prem! Prem!
Prem, you just won the Mathlympics
with the best score in history.
What is your secret?
Hard work. Like my dad used to say,
"The world's best never rest."
[cheering]
Absolutely beautiful. Let's take some
questions from the audience.
[crowd member] What's up, guys?
It's your boy, Brooklyn.
Wait. Why are we taking questions?
Well, it's really more of a comment.
Remember, Prem, math is for losers.
[Mr. Oh] Oh, wow. He's right.
- Math is so lame.
- No, listen.
- What am I doing here?
- Later, nerds.
- Let's go do something cool.
- Finally. I'll drive.
- [Brooklyn] Shotgun.
- Wait. Come back!
Math is cool! I promise!
[alarm clock rings]
[ringing stops]
[sighs]
"The world's best never rest."
[sighs]
[sighs]
Whoa-oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa-oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh
Happy first day of seventh grade.
- Did you have another math dream?
- Yep.
- Did you win?
- Yep.
Nice.
[podcaster on headset] Welcome back.
Today we will explore
how the loss of a loved one
can keep us from becoming our best selves.
Stop moving.
Find a quiet place
to reflect on your loss.
A caterpillar who loses a leg
can regrow it by becoming a butterfly.
[podcaster]
But first, its whole body dissolves.
Dissolve to evolve.
Say it with me.
Hard pass.
Your egg whites are on the table.
Have you considered my proposal
regarding Pop-Tarts?
Have you considered living in reality?
You need brain food today.
[podcaster] Float away from grief
and face the future with an open heart.
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- 324?
- Eighteen.
- 676?
- Twenty-six.
- 121?
- Eleven.
- Negative nine?
- Trick question.
The square root of a negative number
isn't a number.
Not a real number.
It's something called an imaginary number.
- No way.
- Way!
How else do you think
my math club won Nationals?
We partied so hard afterwards,
we shut down the hot tub at the Motel 6.
[chuckles] Cool.
Yeah, I was so excited,
I threw up everywhere.
Oh.
[student 1]
Wow, that little boy brought his mommy.
[student 2 laughs]
- What's that girl looking at?
- [students laugh]
[sighs] It's cool, Mom.
No. Somebody should tell her,
"Staring is rude."
- I'll get her parents' names.
- [sighs] Mom, please.
Hey!
The last patient I had that ate Pop-Tarts?
- Completely toothless. All gums.
- Please, stop.
- It's my first day. Mom!
- People called her Gummy Bear.
- There's no tooth fairy for that, honey.
- [Prem] It's my first day.
Okay. So, after math at the high school,
you'll take the bus back to junior high
- for the rest of your classes.
- Like we talked about.
I'll pick you up at the rec center
when I get off.
- Hopefully around 5:00.
- Just like last year.
No synthetic sugar,
no car rides from strangers.
- If something happens, you...
- Nothing is gonna happen, Mom.
Seriously, I got this.
You got this.
- [student 3] Zach, go long!
- [Zach] Over here. [laughs]
- Smell this.
- [Zach] Hey, right here!
While we're young.
It's the new style
- This is the new style
- What
The brand-new style
- The new style
- What
The brand-new style
- The new style
- What
The brand-new style
The new style
It's the new style
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Class in session
Grand pooh-bah
'Bout to teach you a lesson
Listen to the game
If you don't know the name
Blow like propane
When I sprint these flame
New style, ooh, chile, on fire
Got mad bars
No need to retire
Microphone's on
You can call me Messiah
Peep up
Got me fresh out the dryer
Dumpsters are scared
In over their head
It's a brand-new style
You heard what I said
[sighs]
It's the new style
[school bell rings]
[teacher] Welcome, scholars,
to 11th-grade mathematics!
Whoo-hoo!
Who's ready to get mathinated?
[chuckling]
Yes!
Questions?
No? No questions.
So... [clears throat] ...I'm so excited.
This year we have some 12-year-olds
joining our high school class.
We have Prim Patel. Did I say that right?
It's, uh, Prem, like name.
- Prim.
- Prem.
- Preem.
- Prem.
- Praheem.
- Prem.
- Prahahaha.
- Perfect.
Okeydokey. And we have Claire Beausjour.
You two are the only junior high students
who passed the entrance exam.
You must be quite the dynamic duo.
- Affirmative.
- Yep.
[Ms. Sage]
Well, who knows what time it is?
It's time for our first math quiz!
[chuckles]
Oh, and listen, for those of you
who are worried about grades,
I make a deal with all of my classes.
Does anyone from last year remember?
Anyone?
You know, my deal that I make?
[grunts] Mercedes?
If the Mathlympics team
finishes in the top three,
everyone on it gets an automatic A.
That's right.
It was so much fun last year, by the way.
- Ma'am, we got destroyed. Like, dead last.
- Winning isn't everything.
Unless you need that A, right?
You literally just said...
This is our year,
because we're hosting the event.
I rented a disco ball! [chuckles]
Dope. Do we still get to eat
at Olive Garden after we lose?
Uh, well, this year... [chuckles] ...um,
our budget includes Taco Bell.
- Is that as punishment?
- No, no. Now, no.
You don't have to write this down.
Okay. On your marks, get set, solve!
[school bell rings]
All righty. Oh!
Okay, everybody,
for your first homework assignment,
what I want you to do is write an equation
with you as the solution. Okay?
And then you work backwards
to show how all the elements of your life
make up who you are.
It's gonna be so much fun. So, really,
have a lot of fun with it. Okay?
And you might even surprise yourself.
All righty.
[phone pings]
[voice on phone]
When Mom says, "Go to school,"
but you were born to dance.
Sure feels good to be, good to be free
Sure feels good to be, good to be free
[Prem] Oh, my God.
Sure feels good to be, good to be free
- [music stops]
- Yikes.
[Jerome] Subscribe to the Jerome Project
for more dance videos.
This is what I'm into now.
Congratulations on finishing the quiz,
Prem.
Thanks, Claire. How was your summer?
Actually, my family
doesn't celebrate summer.
[bus driver] Next stop, junior high.
Here we go, he gonna get up
She gonna get up, we gonna get up
Locking down the joint
Till the player haters shut up
Take you to outer limits...
- Hey, Mr. Oh.
- Hey, Big-Brain Prem in the house.
[chuckles]
[Mr. Oh] Don't forget to sign up
for the talent show.
It's going to be lit. Literally amazing.
She feel it, we feel it
- [gym student 1] Incoming!
- [grunts]
[gym student 1]
Sorry! I thought you were open!
[sighs] All good.
[gym student 2] Dude, you almost broke
that dorky kid's glasses.
[gym student 1]
He should've seen that coming.
Hey, Jerome!
Yo, Prem!
Help me stretch my hammies, bro.
I need to get loose.
Sorry I'm late.
I was, you know, in high school.
Oh, yeah. I texted you good luck, right?
Nah, it's cool.
Cool.
My phone was blowing up this morning.
Like, I didn't have enough thumbs.
- You know what I mean?
- Totally.
Class was great, by the way.
But some of those kids,
no wonder
they always lose the Mathlympics.
That's before they had you, right?
[sighs] Math champ.
You'll pass the AP exam this year
for sure.
Then they'll have both of us.
The Dynamic Duo.
[phone pings]
- [Prem] How's Amanda?
- Amazing.
She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Wow.
- Actually, I need to tell you something.
- [student] Amanda! Hey, girl!
I think we should take a break
from hanging out.
- Just for a while.
- Whoops! Sorry, fellas!
Sorry, man.
What do you mean, a break?
You know, just a break.
I need to make some time for Amanda.
- Now there's school...
- We crush school. Everyone knows it.
That's not what I wanna be known for,
you know?
I mean, I'm not the math guy.
That's just what people think
when we're together.
The math guy?
Sup, dorks?
- Just ignore him.
- Sup, BK!
J-Dog! Peep my new dance.
- Stop.
- J-Dog?
But Brooklyn's so mean to us,
and Sharn was held back.
BK's nice to me.
And Sharn says eighth grade's
nothing but a number.
They need one more in their dance crew
for the Fall Talent Show.
You're not a dance guy, are you?
I don't know.
My dad says if I just put myself
out there, I might like it.
- [Brooklyn] Yo, J-Dog.
- [Sharn] J-Doggy Dog! Come here!
- J-Dizzle.
- [Brooklyn] J-Dog! Yo!
[Sharn] J-Diggity! [chuckles]
[Jerome] Yo, B.
Did you see my video? It just dropped.
[thunder rumbles]
[raindrops falling]
[mother] Prem, you will not believe
what happened at work today.
Ronda was measuring a diuretic
for a patient,
and she was using deciliters
instead of cubic centimeters.
I was like,
"Honey, he's gonna pee forever."
Ronda, more like Wrongda. [chuckles]
Wrongda.
Mmm. So, how'd you do in math today?
It was good. We had a quiz.
- [mother] And?
- I was the only one who finished.
There it is.
How was the rest of your day?
I actually need some help with something.
A homework assignment.
Of course. Math homework?
It's about Dad.
Sorry.
I know you don't like to talk about him.
Suresh would want us to be happy.
Not dissolve into tears
like some sad caterpillar.
- Huh?
- This needs pepper.
So, what do you need for your homework?
- What was he known for?
- Known for?
- I mean, was he smart?
- Definitely, but he wasn't a math guy.
- What kind of guy was he?
- [sighs] There it is.
I'll never know who I am
unless I know who he was.
He was...
funny, confident, handsome.
- He was like you. Everyone loved him.
- Doesn't sound like me at all.
I'm sorry.
I don't really know how to help.
Just tell me anything.
Tell me about the night
that photo was taken.
That was a very long time ago.
What's the Leopard Lounge?
It's the club where we met.
- Like a dance club?
- A hip-hop club.
Your father had a real way with words.
Wait. Dad was a rapper?
How else do you think he came up with,
"The world's best never rest"?
Mom, that is so cool.
Was he good?
He was...
one of the best I've ever seen.
I wish you could've seen him.
Sometimes I forget how he looked
and how he sounded.
Okay. [chuckles]
So, when I was in nursing school,
we used to go dancing on the weekends.
My girlfriends told me about this place.
It was poppin'.
[mother] And the Leopard Lounge had
this thing called Freestyle Tuesdays.
You said you only went on weekends.
Well, some Tuesdays. Not if we had exams.
I don't need to explain myself.
Anyway, you were at the club.
We were at the club,
and my girlfriends were saying...
This emcee's an underground legend.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Blah, blah.
- Blah, blah. [chuckles]
- Why are they...
I wasn't really listening.
- Blah, blah, blah.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I had a lot on my mind, like school...
Priya, stop thinking about Doug. Okay?
It's over. He's not even that cute.
Who's Doug?
Who? I don't know.
I can't really remember...
Good thing we stopped you
from getting that tattoo of his name, huh?
We literally saved your butt.
[friend 1] Hey, girl.
We'll go grab our drinks.
So, we get in, and we're waiting
for the show to start when...
[person] Excuse me.
["My Heart Will Go On" playing]
I don't have a line.
I just wanted to meet you.
My name's Suresh.
- I'm not interested.
- [song stops]
- Okay. [chuckles]
- That's what you said to Dad?
I didn't feel like being hit on.
- Would you like to have a drink?
- No.
I don't drink anything ever.
- Then why are you in a nightclub?
- Thank you. Bye.
I wanna walk away. I really do.
- Please do.
- Yes. You've set a clear boundary.
The only problem is
you're the prettiest girl in the room.
- Oh?
- And I just have this thing inside of me
that also tells me that
you're the smartest.
Like you probably got a...
What, 1550 on the SATs?
[scoffs] Excuse me?
- 1600, see?
- Thank you.
- I went low so that I...
- How did you know I was smart?
I could tell from your footwear,
'cause it's very sensible for a nightclub.
- Also, if it gets cold...
- [Priya] Uh-huh.
...you've got the turtleneck motif.
- It's mesh.
- Mm-hmm.
Mom, don't shut him down.
You need to make a baby.
Listen, I got a thing to do, but if you
change your mind about that drink...
- Don't hold your breath.
- You remind me of my mother.
I love you. Goodbye.
So cold.
Well, yeah,
'cause you know he's your dad now.
For all I knew back then,
he could've been a psycho axe murderer.
So dark.
It happened.
2000s were a very dangerous time.
- [crowd cheering]
- [deejay] Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage
the World's Best Emcee.
- Let's make some noise.
- [crowd] Whoo!
It's him. It's the legendary emcee.
He's gonna use his music
to melt your cold heart.
- [phone ringing]
- Hmm?
No, wait. What are you doing?
Don't you answer that.
No, Mom. Mom!
- [Doug] ...what to do, but you were gone.
- Doug, listen.
You're so checked out.
I can't believe you missed the show.
- I can't believe you're so judgy.
- Are you listening to me?
Doug, I'm sorry. I think I just
fell in love with the idea of you.
But you have no culture, Doug.
Name all four members of Destiny's Child.
There's no one named Shelly
on Destiny's Child.
- [sighs]
- [friend 2] Blah, blah, blah.
[chuckles] Blah, blah, blah, blah.
[friend 2] Blah, blah, blah.
My friends had a blast,
but my night was a bust.
Tell me about it.
I am. And this is the best part.
- [sighs]
- [person beatboxing]
[Suresh] Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Once upon a time, not long ago
I was a little brown boy
Down in Baltimore
Mom and Pop both gave me a microscope
But me, I decided to hold a microphone
And the rest of the story
You know how it goes
I ate all of my curry
And my vegetables
[Priya] Your dad was electric.
He had this look in his eyes.
He called it riding the line.
Halfway there and halfway to infinity.
So, come on. What happened next?
I let him buy me that drink.
But did he make an album?
Did he go on tour?
No, it wasn't like that.
You have such an overactive imagination,
Prem.
But you said he was a legendary emcee.
That he was the best in the city,
maybe even the world.
I mean,
Suresh didn't care about that stuff.
He didn't need anyone to tell him
how great he was.
He knew.
He did it because he loved it.
Like you and math.
- But did he...
- [Priya] That's enough, Prem.
Finish your dinner. It's homework o'clock.
[Prem sighs]
[words echoing]
[coughing]
[Suresh] I feel the heavenly
Infinite energy, legacy
[rapping indistinctly]
[rapping continues]
I'm gonna twist the key in the ignition
And ride...
[rapping continues, indistinct]
World's best, oh
We give it all and never less
Twist the key in the ignition
[indistinct rapping stops]
"The world's best never rest."
[Suresh] Are those "pi-jamas"?
Sup?
[both screaming]
- Wait. Why are we yelling?
- Dad?
Hi.
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Priya] Prem? Prem!
What was that? Are you okay?
You were yelling.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Um, I was factoring a polynomial,
and the solution snuck up on me.
[sighs] I love it when that happens.
- Don't stay up too late.
- No doubt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- Good night.
- Night.
Dang. She looks so good.
What is going on?
[Suresh scoffs] I don't know.
I'm sick. Mom's food finally poisoned me.
That woman cannot cook.
Are you a ghost?
A gho... No.
Look at my complexion.
I am radiant. Okay? No.
I'm like a memory remixed with a fantasy.
You cooked me up
in that big old brain of yours.
Good job, by the way.
So...
you're, like, my imaginary friend?
Yeah, kinda.
Wow. What a beautiful picture.
Hey, man. Why you got so many pens?
You know what you should be collecting?
Rocks.
Yeah. They're literally everywhere.
[sighs] This is crazy.
[Suresh] You think this is crazy?
Little man, I'm basically
a fever dream wearing boots.
And they're heavy.
I'm too old for an imaginary friend.
Well, you're too young
for a midlife crisis, but here we are.
So, who is Prem Patel?
Who is he gonna be?
I don't know.
Hey. Every problem has a solution,
little man.
And you and me,
we are gonna figure
this one out together, okay?
Sometimes you just have to add
a brand-new variable
to change the whole equation.
That's not me. I can't rap.
Why not?
Look, hip-hop is in your DNA.
You gotta dream big, little man.
- [rhythmic beating, rattling]
- Ooh.
Wait. What's that sound?
That's destiny.
And destiny doesn't knock twice.
I think you mean opportunity.
[shushes] Listen.
[beats and clapping continues]
[rhythmic music starts]
[beat continues]
[person beatboxing]
[beatboxing stops]
[crowd chanting]
World's Best! World's Best! World's Best!
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Fall Talent Show.
Now introducing, Prem and Suresh Patel...
[crowd cheering]
...the World's Best Emcees.
[crowd chanting continues]
World's Best! World's Best!
[chanting continues]
[Suresh] Destiny, baby.
You got this.
Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes
Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes
[crowd cheering]
[mouthing words] Come.
[mouthing words] Let's go.
[both]
Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes
Everybody get up for the World's Best
- Yeah, we got something to confess
- Yeah, we got something to confess
- We give it all and never less
- We give it all and never less
- We never rest
- We never rest
- We ace the test
- We ace the test
- Everybody get up for the World's Best
- World's Best
It's time to get it in 'cause you know
The best father-son duo
Looking fresh from head to toe
Give it right to go
We do best with the flow
They said I'm underage
But I'm ready to amaze
When I hit the stage
The crowd lose their mind
It's time to simplify a base
Gonna rise in their face
This moment and make it mine
Never gonna stop
Gonna hit the top
We're gonna rock, make a bop
Gonna get a bubble in
Bop bop bop
Never fall, never flop
And we coming in
Let 'em watch, get 'em jumpin'
Yeah, we in the spot
Ear to the street
Feet on the block, key in the lock
And we keepin' it hot
Let the beat drop
'Cause I'm bringing 'em a bop
- Yeah, we got something to confess
- Yes, we got something to confess
- We give it all and never less
- We give it all and never less
- We never rest
- We never rest
- We ace the test
- We ace the test
- Everybody get up for the World's Best
- World's Best
Here we go
It's time to grab the mic
And let 'em know
No matter where we go
You know that we're unstoppable
Well, I'm the captain
And I'ma tell you what happened, baby
Had me a son
And you know
That I raised him rapping, baby
I lit the fire up under him
Like some rocket fuel
And now that flame is ignited
It's what you're rocking to
I'm gonna tell you the truth
It doesn't matter what they say to you
We are the proof
They tried to treat us like noobs
But we broke out through the roof
We got the juice
We got belief in ourselves
We got love for the world
And we both on the loose
We got the knowledge itself
Generational wealth
That we can't ever lose
- Yeah, we got something to confess
- Yeah, we got something to confess
- We give it all and never less
- We give it all and never less
- We never rest
- We never rest
- We ace the test
- We ace the test
- Everybody get up for the World's Best
- World's Best, oh
[crowd cheering fading out]
[sighs]
Is that supposed to be you?
You're, like, a rap guy now?
I'm putting myself out there.
Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
- [Mr. Oh] Ooh. What up, math champs?
One plus one equals double trouble.
Am I right? [chuckles]
No?
Oh, Jerome, I'm digging the new threads.
Thanks, Mr. Oh. But I'm late. Gotta dip.
Oh... Oh, okay. See you tomorrow.
Do the kids still say dip these days?
I-I gotta go.
Whoa, hey. Um, so...
Is something going on
between you and Jerome?
Um, look, if you ever need
to talk to someone, I'm here...
- Thanks, Mr. Oh, but I got it.
- Yeah, yeah.
Tell your mom I say, "What up?"
[mouthing words] Oh, my God.
[teens chattering]
[Suresh rapping]
Hey, buddy. Um, what was that guy
talking about back there?
- You mean Jerome?
- Oh, no, no.
I meant, uh, Dead Poets Society.
"Hey. Say hi to your mom for me."
All that stuff. What was that about?
Are they like a...
No. Mr. Oh is just a nice guy.
[scoffs] Yeah.
I mean, if you like dimples. [gags]
Or like, you know, muscles.
Who needs those?
Or like a natural charisma
that's really hard to deny.
But you know what? I think
we can both agree that his jokes suck.
[Brooklyn] No farting way.
- The World's Best Emcee.
- [sighs]
[scoffs] You?
Sharn, this "math-hole"
thinks he's a rapper now.
Yo, J-Dog. Is your boy here an emcee?
[sighs] That's it. [sighs]
I'm not his boy. Okay?
Oh. I think this dude jealous
'cause we let J-Dog in our crew.
If you've got bars, let's hear 'em.
Yo, Sharn. Drop a beat.
- What?
- Sharn.
[clears throat]
[beatboxing]
Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
Yo, everybody, come in. Come in. Come in.
Everyone. Gather up. Gather up. Everyone.
Peep my boy Prem,
the world's best rapper. Yeah.
- [chanting] Prem. Prem. Prem.
- [beatboxing]
[crowd cheering]
[beatboxing continues]
[chanting continues]
That's what I thought.
You're good in school,
but in the real world,
you'll always be a loser.
[both chuckle]
[Mercedes] Yo, Prem, like name.
It's Mercedes and Gabe
from Ms. Sage's class.
We're gonna do some homework.
Do you wanna come?
- No doubt.
- Wait, Prem.
[Brooklyn] Nice whip.
Peep our dance crew on TikTok.
Liquid Smoke.
I-It's spelled, um, L-I...
- [mumbles] Ah, Q.
- Q, bro. Q.
When I walk out the house
People lookin' at my style
'Cause I meet and I greet
And I hit 'em with a smile
The first thing they say is
There goes Shant
As soon as I step out on the scene
That's Roxanne Shant, the OG queen
A lot of hip-hop
With a little bo-bo
A lot of freestyle
And a real dope flow
I'm cool, I'm fresh as ever
What was that about?
It's nothing.
Hey, you don't think we've been
put on blast like that before?
Truth is bullies are afraid of dreamers.
[song ends]
- What did you get for the second one?
- 282.6.
Because volume is... half of...
What's your favorite flavor of pie?
Serve it R-squared
To get the area inside
Top it with diameter
Circumference you'll see
Pi R-squared times H gets you V
- I know that's not...
- That's an earworm. Hella catchy.
I'll remember that. For real.
But, like, who cares about math?
[chuckles] Right?
Yo, I got scholarships on the line.
Student debt crisis don't play.
I need to ace this class
to get into film school.
I wrote this script
that's like this historical movie,
but the setting is right now,
looking back
from a thousand years in the future.
It's ahead of its time.
But what about the Mathlympics?
- Ms. Sage said...
- Stop playing.
- Those other teams got, like, 50 kids.
- They got uniforms.
- Know what we got on that quiz?
- G's.
- Ms. Sage had to make up a grade for us.
- That's how bad it was.
- We're not math kids like you.
- I'm not a math kid.
Okay, then what are you into?
Rap.
Mostly rap.
Lots of... Lots of rap.
Okay.
What are your top five favorite emcees?
Only five?
[chuckles] That's gonna be hard.
Um... [clears throat]
Geez.
Um.
Emcee Escher.
That dude that does the trippy drawings?
No, it's another guy.
My dad was a rapper,
so he's probably my favorite.
[Gabe] For real?
He was an underground legend.
He did Freestyle Tuesdays at this club,
the Leopard Lounge.
- What's his name?
- Probably haven't heard of him.
He died when I was five.
Cancer.
- Oh, man, that sucks.
- Sorry, dude.
He, uh, he left me some music.
- [Gabe] Whoa, vintage.
- [Mercedes] Can we?
Biz Markie. Slick Rick.
"Teach Me How To" Doug E. Fresh.
- [Gabe chuckles]
- Okay.
Naughty by Nature.
[announcer on recording]
Give it up for Naughty by Nature.
[on speakers] I live and die for hip-hop
This is hip-hop for today
I give props to hip-hop
So hip-hop hooray
Ho, hey, ho, hey, ho
Do you guys listen to this song a lot?
[Mercedes] What?
Do you listen to this song a lot?
[song stops]
- Come on. This is a classic.
- Yeah.
[clears throat]
I guess I mostly listen
to the newer stuff.
These joints are the foundation.
All hip-hop used to be underground
until these heads changed the game.
Prem, these guys took a mic
and two turntables
and turned it into the number-one music
in the world.
They dreamed big and lived large.
Just like we're gonna do. You feel me?
- I feel you.
- [chuckles]
[Gabe, Mercedes chuckle]
Hip-hop, hip-hip-hop
Hip-hip-hop, hooray
There's many hungry hip-hoppers
One reason hip-hop's tip-top today
Swerve what you heard
'Cause I ain't baling no hay
Ain't chopping no crops
But still growing every day
Here's a thunder sound
From the wonders found
From the underground...
[song stops]
You know, the key to good cooking
is you don't need to season it that much.
You can literally just boil things.
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
Mmm. That's good.
That's good. That's perfect.
So what did you get up to after school?
Just hung around in the rec center.
Oh, with Jerome?
- Kinda.
- Kinda?
I looked up the Leopard Lounge.
Oh. Uh-huh.
They still do Freestyle Tuesdays.
- Maybe we could go sometime?
- Into the city?
- On a school night?
- Yeah. Forget it.
Hey. I miss him too, Prem.
But the way to heal is to move forward,
not backwards.
That's why we have goals.
Like the Mathlympics, right?
Okay.
Hey.
Oh, uh.
Seventeen.
["I Wish" playing on computer speakers]
Hello
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had
A rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala
I wish I was, like, 6'9"
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me
But yo, she's really fine
You know, I see her all the time
Everywhere I go...
[sighs] All right.
- [song fades]
- Let's get to work.
Are you sure, little man?
- 'Cause Mom just said...
- She said to have a goal and I do.
The talent show is two weeks away.
So, I'm moving forward.
Hmm. Some people say
they're moving forward,
but they're really just running away
from what's behind them.
Ooh, that line is fire!
I gotta write it down.
- Oh, wait a minute. I'm not real.
- [sighs]
Are you gonna tell me
what these mean or not?
Yeah, all right. Um, peep game.
Rhymes are like multiplication tables,
and you memorize them so that you
can hop from one to the next.
Yada yada fuel
Yada yada yada tool
Yada yada yada pool
[chuckles]
That is nonsense.
That's algebra, son.
Okay.
X plus Y equals fuel.
You wanna get to fuel so...
You work backwards from the result.
- Ooh.
- Solve for X and Y.
Yes. And that's how you get the sentence.
I let my words become the fuel
I let my rhymes become the tool
I made a splash like in a pool?
Cannonball!
- I spin my rhymes like a spool
- Changed my name like Istanbul
- Changed the game, break the rules
- Threw the gauntlet like a duel
- I eat emcees like bowls of gruel
- That's how the stage became my school
My mind is a crown jewel
The shine will astound you
Design if I knew
Divine profound views
My lines will blind you
Melanated miraculous
Assembling my rhythms
Like I was counting an abacus
[chuckles]
This is inside you.
But you gotta put in the work
to get the payoff.
You practice it
till it feels like breathing.
Until you're riding that line.
- When you're halfway there...
- And halfway to infinity.
Yes.
[Suresh] Class dismissed.
[knocking]
Hey. It's late.
Get to bed, please,
or you'll be a wreck in the morning.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Okay. Well, I guess I should hop back
into the gray nothingness where I live.
Sit your imaginary butt back down.
We're just getting started.
[Suresh] There comes a time
In every man's life
When he has work to do
Yeah
World's Best
[person]
Work, baby, work, baby, work
Okay, got a lot to say
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Think it's about time
For me to take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
Okay, got a lot to say
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Think it's about time
For me to take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World's Best Emcees
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World's Best Emcees
The Daddy Mac'll make ya
Came to put the pen to paper
- What's "the Daddy Mac'll make ya"?
- Really, son? I'll tell ya later
Anyway, the major gift I'll give you
If you're listening
If you wanna learn to spit
First you must have discipline
Discipline, yeah
I'm livin' diligent
Filling in the minutes
With the rhythms
I've been digging in
Interested in building on the throne
That I'm sitting in
That's my microphone
Say hello to my little friend
Chiggity check it iggity out
One two
What is this?
Wanna be the biggety best
You better mind your business
Better find the fitness
'Cause your mind's limitless
Let the lines be guided
And designed to witness
Worldwide
World's Best
Came to spit the slickness
- You're the litmus
- Can't be listless
'Cause the only mission for us
Is to leave 'em senseless
Feel the stillness
And stay relentless...
...subtract.
When the pirates multiply,
the birds are a sum.
When the pirate's parrot flies away,
the pirate equals one.
Take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
Okay, got a lot to say
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Think it's about time
For me to take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World's Best Emcees...
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World Best Emcees
[songs stops]
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World Best Emcees
You wanna improve
Then you gotta infuse
Intuition with the rhythm
Wield your words like Ginsus
Find the fire deep inside of you
And feed it every day
You wanna be the greatest
Hard work is the only way
You gotta eat and sleep and drink
And dream your passion
Gotta put it before everything
That's how you make it happen
- Got to have a new identity
- You got to be yourself
I wanna be the best
You can't be that
By being someone else
[Prem] Okay, I get it, Pop
I keep at it and never stop
I'll never quit
I'm gonna be disciplined
Till I hit the top
[Suresh]
Just remember to be true to you
Nah, after this is through
I'll be something brand-new
And if you could give me a hand too
A few tips on how to live large
With a grand view
I guarantee
That we could be an elite crew
All right, man, but we got work to do
Okay, got a lot to say
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Think it's about time
For me to take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
Okay, got a lot to say
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Think it's about time
For me to take the stage
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
Here we go
It's time to grab the mic
And let 'em know
No matter where we go
You know that we're unstoppable
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World's Best Emcees
World's Best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
World's Best Emcees
[screams]
[Ms. Sage] Paul? Pablo?
Praheem?
Praheem?
I'm collecting the homework.
Your equation of me.
Oh. Right.
I'm still working on it actually.
[Gabe chuckles]
[chuckles] That's not
how you place third at Mathlympics.
[both chuckle]
So, in the last scene
the spaceship door opens
and it's his grandpa,
who is also his grandson.
Go to a close-up as the dude says,
"Long time no see!"
Fade to white.
Uh...
I-I-I mean...
You seem very confident.
Self-love is my superpower, baby.
So, when are we gonna hear you spit?
There's a dress rehearsal tomorrow
after school for the Fall Talent Show.
- For real?
- Sick.
- We're a thousand percent there.
- [Gabe] No.
We're ten to the power
of ten percent there.
You feel me?
I mean, that's not a thousand,
but I feel you.
[slurping]
You're not much of a coffee drinker, huh?
This is a disaster.
- We still have time.
- The show's in two days.
- Oh.
- What if I open my mouth and I suck?
What if I prove them all right?
- Can't wait for the show, Prem.
- Leave me alone!
- [sighs]
- Little man, you're overthinking it, okay?
Fear keeps us from living.
And the World's Best Emcee
doesn't have time for that.
So, I'm supposed to just
pretend I'm not afraid?
Yeah. [chuckles]
You fake it till you make it.
That's how "What if?" becomes "What's up?"
But what if...
[Brooklyn laughs]
[Amanda] Oh, my God. That was so funny.
Whoops. I was aiming for the trash.
- Oh, I'll get it.
- What?
No. No, Sharn. Sit down.
[Suresh] Hey. Don't listen to them.
Listen to the beat in your own head.
Hip-hop is like life.
You can't go halfway.
You gotta go hard.
You wanna be the World's Best Emcee?
You gotta have this.
[tapping]
You need to be your own hype man.
[rhythmic beat playing]
I'm-I'm not afraid.
What? I'm sorry. Did you say something?
I can't hear you.
- I said I'm not afraid.
- Was that a mouse or a lion?
- What did you say?
- I said I'm not afraid.
Louder, little man.
I said...
We don't have any time
For halfway living
We only have this life
That we've been given
We're gonna twist the key
In the ignition
And ride this till the wheels fall off
We don't have any time
For halfway living
We only have this life
That we've been given
Opportunity's knocking if you listen
So, ride this till the wheels fall off
Calling out to everybody
With a beat in their heart
It's time to make the party start
We came to deepen the art
Got an awful lot of haters
Trying to keep us apart
If they were smart, they would see
We're at the top of the charts
But they were trying to talk smack
Going on the attack
We just smile
And let their words run off our backs
But these silly kids
Don't wanna leave us alone
So we came up with
A few little jabs of our own
Hey, Sharn, were you this hairy
When you were born?
You look like a sheep, Sharn
You need to be shorn
Fuzzy-face fool
You better face the facts
You did seventh grade twice
'Cause of what you lack
Clean up your act
If you're held back another year
You'll be the only middle schooler
With a full-grown beard
Hey, BK, sad to say
You dress like bad anime every day
You try to talk down
To make yourself feel taller
I'm rubber, you're glue
And you'll never be a baller
There's no mistaking it
Prem keep on making it
So get 'em shaking it
While Brooklyn keep on faking it
[whistle blows]
Is he having a stroke or something?
I don't know, dude. He's just a weirdo.
Let's go rehearse.
Nah, nah. Check this out. It'll be epic.
[whistle blows]
We don't have any time
For halfway living
We only have this life
That we've been given
We gonna twist the key in the ignition
And ride this till the wheels fall off
We don't have any time
For halfway living
We only have this life
That we've been given
Opportunity's knocking if you listen
So, ride this till the wheels fall off
[rhythmic beat continues]
[slurps]
[students laughing]
Last but not least
I'm bringing in a verse
For the traitor who's carrying
His girlfriend's purse
- What's wrong if he carries her purse?
- Not the point.
That's being gentlemanly.
Purses are more practical.
- Dad!
- You can fit a whole sandwich in a purse.
- Check this out.
- You could do better.
I'll take the high road
But then I'm ending it
Wanna talk friendship?
How about Benedict?
We had an academic plan
But he went and quit
And loyalty?
I couldn't smell a hint of it
Squint and you'll see that his pride's
The size of pocket lint
He started at the bottom
And he hasn't moved an inch
I don't need a beat, a friend, a dad
'Cause I got this
You'll never tear me down
You can't stop this
We could've been
At the top of the class
Now you can find Jerome up Amanda's...
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Too far. Too far.
[rhythmic beat stops]
[Amanda laughs]
[Sharn, Brooklyn laugh]
[Brooklyn] Check it.
Baby's first rhyme book.
[chuckles]
And wh-who's Sureesh?
- [Sharn laughs]
- [Brooklyn] Oh, whoa, big man.
[Sharn] Oh.
It's my dad's. Give it back.
Your dad raps too?
- Aw, that's adora...
- I said give it.
- Sharn.
- Oh, think fast.
[Brooklyn] Throw it in the trash.
Throw it in the trash. Go on. Throw it.
- Throw it in the trash.
- [Sharn] Go.
[whispers, indistinct]
M-My dad keeps a journal too.
But his is in Elvish.
Saved by Creepy Claire.
Are you two dating now? Gross.
- Prem and I are just friends.
- [Sharn] Sure.
Like my dad is "just friends"
with Brooklyn's mom.
Kiss her to say thanks, Prem.
Give me that.
We're not even friends, okay?
Creepy Claire.
[Mr. Oh]
They found your jacket at the gym.
What's going on over here?
[school bell rings]
Is this what living at a hundred
feels like? 'Cause it sucks.
I didn't tell you
to pick on Ginny Weasley.
You said hip-hop was 50% confidence.
Whoa.
Phony rappers knock other people down
to build themselves up.
Real emcees, like us, we own who we are.
That's what makes us untouchable.
Like Mercedes's superpower?
Exactly like that. Let me see that.
Look, it's the difference between running
your mouth and having something to say.
Yikes.
Oh.
Hey, Priya. How have you been?
- Busy. Stressed. So, the usual.
- [Mr. Oh] Hmm. Yeah.
- I get it. [chuckles]
- Yeah. You?
Same.
I feel like a fifth of my former self.
But my therapist says I'm two-tenths.
[chuckles]
[chuckles, snorts] Okay.
- That's really bad.
- I couldn't resist.
[both chuckling]
- We should...
- Sorry if I made it weird.
- No. It's fine.
- I was out of line to ask you out.
No, no. Not out of line. It's just...
Tacky.
You're Prem's teacher.
Well, technically not anymore.
He just might not understand if we...
He-He understands calculus, but...
Emotionally.
Emotionally.
He's so into her.
- [Priya giggles]
- I told you.
So, have you told the girl's parents
what happened?
You know,
their houseboat doesn't have a phone.
So I could try writing them
a letter or something.
But you know, I think Claire will be fine.
It's uh... It's Prem who worries me.
Yeah.
The fight was over an old notebook.
Prem said it belonged to his dad.
He signed up for the talent show
as the World's Best...
Riding in cars with high schoolers?
What are their names?
[gasps] Do they vape?
- Mom.
- And what happened to your hair?
They're helping me get ready for the show.
No, you're quitting the show.
You need to focus on your schoolwork.
Mom, please. I can't let the haters win.
- Winning isn't everything.
- Since when?
You push me to be the best at math,
but when I wanna be the best
at something else,
it's not important.
You love math. You have a gift.
It's just not cool anymore.
Give me the notebook.
It's a rhyme book.
You didn't even know it existed.
You just threw his stuff in a box
and shoved it in a closet.
- Prem.
- I need it to learn how to rap.
- My dad was the World's Best Emcee.
- That is not...
This obsession with your father
isn't healthy.
We have to move on.
I listened to a whole podcast...
Acting like he never existed
isn't moving on.
I'm not doing this with you.
- Give me the notebook. Now.
- No.
- He'd want me to have it.
- You don't know what he'd want.
You didn't know him.
I mean, Suresh didn't want you to be him.
He wanted you to work hard
and get good grades, a good job...
So I can be you?
[sighs]
[Ms. Sage] Okay.
I've got the 50 Lunchables.
I'll add the 30 granola bars.
And that'll be enough for
the State Mathlympics snack table.
[gasps]
It's right around the corner, people.
We still haven't locked in a judge,
but I got a soft yes
from Neil Patrick Harris.
[laughs] You know, I taught Neil.
He was actually a great math student.
He could've been an accountant.
Man, I go har
Har de har de har
Har de har de har
Man, I go har
Har de har de har
Har de har de
I go har
Har de har de har
Har de har de har
Man, I go har
Har de har de har
Hey!
What's up, Notorious MIT?
- What happened to you yesterday?
- I got in a fight.
- Word. Was it with that dance crew?
- Doesn't matter.
I need you to take me
to the Leopard Lounge.
It's Freestyle Tuesday.
- You have the rehearsal after school.
- Mom made me quit the show.
- Come on.
- Why?
She thinks I'm a phony rapper.
That this is all just a fantasy.
But that place is real.
My dad was really there.
If I wanna be a real emcee like him,
that's where I need to go.
[deejay on speakers] Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage
the World's Best Emcee.
We only have this life
That we've been given
[crowd cheering]
Opportunity's knocking if you listen
Swing, bada bada bing
- About to throw my hat in the ring
- Ring
Big dreams, big heart
I'm the son of a king
Who me?
I'm on the next level with this
Better believe
I'm flyer than an alien is
Double P is a WB
I'm finally free
I guarantee the world's gonna love
When they see me
- When I step in the vicinity
- Uh-huh
I'm halfway there
And halfway to infinity
I'm on my way
And they can't stop the elevation
It's my day
Hey, time for celebration
Show 'em I'm brave
That I'm the next generation
Watch what they say
When they see my equation
- I'm gonna try till I find a way
- Whoo!
Got to make a way
[Suresh] Yeah.
I'm gonna keep reaching for the sky
Whoo!
Till I find a way
Yeah!
Got to make a way
[Suresh] Yeah
[both] Keep on, keep on pushing
Don't stop, don't stop cooking
One step, one step more now
Gonna find what I'm looking for now
Keep on, keep on pushing
Don't stop, don't stop cooking
One step, one step more now
Gonna find what I'm looking for now
Oh, yes, oh, yes
I'm headed back into my kingdom
Open arms are waiting for me
Round of applause and dropped jaws
The craziest scene
They stop and pause for the top boss
The greatest emcee
Some say I'm the bravest
To ever sway on the beat
The favoritest of anyone
West of Avenue D
Maybe it's me
Maybe it's all make-believe
It ain't about me anyway
I'm here to see you achieve
When you grab the mic
You got a light brighter than UV
Chef Emcee
The competition gonna sous vide
Maybe I'm joking
Though maybe I'm speaking true
The only way to know is
To show 'em just what you do
[both] I'm gonna try till I find a way
[Prem] Got to make a way
Whoo!
I'm on my way
And they can't stop the elevation
It's my day
Hey, time for celebration
Show 'em I'm brave
That I'm the next generation
Watch what they say
When they see my equation
On my way and keep on runnin'
I got a dream to achieve
I'll be keen and cunning
Show 'em I'm brave
That I'm the next generation
Watch what they say
When they see my equation
[neon sign buzzing]
[Prem] Is this it?
Maybe it pumps up after dark.
This place is such a vibe.
[bartender]
Can I help you kids with something?
I'd like to speak with the manager
about performing here tonight.
[bartender laughs] What are you? Nine?
It's an all-ages venue.
My name's Prem Patel.
Dope.
Well, the sign-up sheet is right here.
Show starts in three hours.
Two-drink minimum.
Cream soda's five bucks.
My father used to perform here.
He was an emcee.
- Maybe you saw him?
- A lot of people perform here, kid.
But he was an underground legend.
The best rapper in the city,
maybe even the whole world.
Sick. Can he do a set here tonight?
No, he can't.
- [sighs]
- Wait.
You're Suresh's kid, aren't you?
Man, Suresh.
[laughs] Nobody did it better.
So he really was here.
[chuckles] Yeah, he was here all the time.
Man never knew how to shut up.
- [all chuckle]
- That's definitely him.
Yeah? [chuckles]
I heard that he...
I'm sorry.
Hey. I-I have a picture of him down there.
You wanna see it?
Yeah.
[bartender sighs] Yeah.
What's this?
[bartender]
That's your dad doing his thing.
But he was an emcee.
Oh, I know. [chuckles]
We worked together for five years.
He talked a better game than anyone.
And his favorite thing
to talk about was hip-hop.
[Suresh] Nas had Primo. Pac had Dre.
Biggie made "Juicy Fruit" a hit.
Treach, Krayzie Bone, Slick Rick.
Don't sleep on the West Coast cats
like Gift of Gab.
Hey. What about Fred Durst? He can spit.
What?
Eddie, that sentence
is not gonna age well.
Listen, I'm the expert, okay?
And I'll tell you all, I'm gonna be
at the top of the list one day.
Yo, Skee-Lo. One more.
I've been waiting.
Fine, but only because I'm scared of you.
Dad?
Suresh had big dreams.
The way he talked about it,
it was like he was his own hype man.
All right, grumpy. Here you go.
This one's on me because I made you wait.
But just so you know,
the man pouring you your drink right now
is gonna be a world-famous rapper.
[scoffs] Okay.
Oh, you laugh.
But I've been grinding on my rhymes.
I will be doing shows.
I'm gonna do features.
I'll put out a album.
And everything in this book will make me
the World's Best Emcee. Okay?
You heard it here first.
Hey, Corey.
Make your next move your best move, huh?
- Put me on tonight.
- I can't do it. I need you back here.
- We have that bachelor party later.
- [sighs]
[Corey] I should've put him on too.
I mean, I would see him at open mics
after work with the fellas.
- He had skills.
- But what happened?
[Corey] Well, nothing happened.
One day he quit, and I heard he moved
to Jersey and settled down, you know?
Typical story.
[glass shattering]
- Yo, Suresh. Can you get that for me?
- Yes, sir. One second.
- I'm leaking genius over here.
- [sighs]
Come on, brother. Now, please.
[chuckles]
The world's best never rest. Am I right?
[laughs]
[Suresh] Okay.
Oh, right.
Give the man a free drink
and he drops it on the ground.
Well done. I got it. I got it.
You're not getting another one.
Hey, Corey. We need a smaller broom.
I'm gonna get carpal tunnels.
[Gabe] What does that dude even know
about rap anyways?
- He's just some bartender.
- Gabe!
[Gabe] Which is a great job obviously.
[Mercedes]
So your dad wasn't a rap legend.
Doesn't mean you won't be.
Shoot. My dad's a dentist.
[Gabe]
Yeah, my dad's legit into camping. Like...
[Mercedes] See? It doesn't mean anything.
He failed.
It means that's a part of my equation.
Look, the real world isn't pass or fail.
If you have something to say, just say it.
["Party Plan" playing on speakers]
Party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
[mouthing lyrics]
Party, party, party, party, party
Party plan
Push that system
Bring the heat
So the whole world listen
[song stops]
[student] That sucked.
[scattered applause]
[door opens]
Oh, Prem.
You made it to the dress rehearsal.
Does your mom know you're here?
[Brooklyn]
We're gonna need way more smoke.
We're Liquid Smoke, man.
You're moving like a robot, J-Dog.
And not in a cool way.
Did you stretch your hammies
like we talked about?
[Jerome] Yeah, bro.
The hammies aren't the problem.
[students murmuring]
- [Brooklyn] Don't choke this time.
- [Brooklyn, Sharn chuckle]
[Prem] I can't rap.
[crowd chanting] Prem!
This is inside you.
[crowd chanting] Prem!
[whispering, indistinct]
[Prem] Ho... Hold on. Uh.
[speakers buzzing]
[sighs]
The name's Prem
That's...
[microphone feedback]
[grunts]
[Brooklyn] What's the square root of
you're terrible? [laughs]
[laughs] Like loser, like son.
[laughs]
That's it!
I'm a big dog
Real talk, heart cold
[Sharn, distorted] Smoke him, BK!
Big drops, stay dripped
When I'm bad
Rich, big
With a long stick
That come with it, yeah...
[Jerome] Prem!
[Prem, distorted, shouts]
You're grounded.
No computer or TV.
No more rides from your friends.
I don't know who you are anymore.
You were right.
I'm not an emcee.
I went to the Leopard Lounge.
[sighs]
Dad wasn't the world's best anything.
He was a phony rapper. A loser.
No. Don't ever say that about him.
He was the best for us
in every way that mattered.
This matters to me.
It's actually my fault for trying
to give you one good memory of him.
- But it was a lie.
- Everything I told you was true.
Then you lied to yourself.
That's why you can't move on.
- You're still married to a fantasy.
- Prem!
[footsteps departing]
[paper ball clatters]
Oh, three points!
He's on fire!
Get out of my head.
I told you I couldn't rap!
We both failed.
Why? Because I'm not Snoop or Dre?
You gave up.
You could've done something great.
I did, Prem.
I hit the lottery.
My life was everything I wanted it to be.
All the things you taught me
added up to nothing.
Added up? [scoffs]
Little man, life is not an equation.
I'm sorry that I haven't been here.
But even if I was, it's not like
your life would be a literal musical
with perfect choreography
and fresh outfits.
No. It's messy and bumpy
and scary and strange.
That's what makes it beautiful.
Look, you don't need me
to teach you who you are,
because there is no right answer.
But you're not really here.
[necklace clatters]
[alarm clock ringing]
[ringing stops]
[sighs]
Where did the time all go?
Feels like yesterday
I was beggin' you please, go slow
When did it slip away?
Where did the time all go?
We ran right through the day
Watchin' my baby grow
Tryin' to find your way
This canyon runs deeper between us
Try to fill up the space
But it's never enough
Now we're growing apart together
But what breaks us can make us better
- [Suresh laughs]
- [Priya] Uh-oh! [chuckles]
- [Suresh] I'm going first.
- [Priya] But the board's broken!
[Suresh] No. Come here! [laughs]
You've been scared, I've been scared
And it makes you feel small
Your turn.
- [laughs]
- Okay, watch this. Boom!
Oh!
- No, no, no. Watch this. Done.
- [laughs]
- [Suresh] No way. No chance.
- [Priya] And what about me?
Hey! Hey, what about my turn?
It's a big world
But I keep my light on
Guiding you home through the storm
You've been runnin'
Away from it all
But I want you to know
You can always come home
To my arms
Where did the time all go?
Memories just won't stay
[Mr. Oh] Hello,
welcome to the Fall Talent Show.
[crowd applauding]
[Mr. Oh] Yes, thank you. Thank you.
I'd love to kick this off with some hits
from my old stand-up act.
- [laughs]
- [audience member] Please don't!
- [audience laughter]
- [audience member 2] Wow.
[Mr. Oh] But there's so much talent.
Let's jump in.
Everyone, please take your seats.
- Hey, Claire.
- Hi.
I'm sorry about what I said before.
[Mr. Oh] Our next act...
Saying it doesn't make it true.
That's what my dad told me
about the government.
Don't fall asleep. I pee often.
I remember.
Give it up for our very own dance crew,
Liquid Smoke.
["Party Plan" playing on speakers]
Party, party, party, party, party
[mouthing lyrics]
Party plan, push that system
Bring the heat
So whole world listen
Where's Jerome?
[song continues]
[all coughing]
Oh, that's too much smoke. Uh.
- [Sharn coughing]
- [Brooklyn] Don't stop dancing.
[coughing]
[Brooklyn] How is there this much smoke?
[coughs] I can't see my choreo.
[coughs] Cut the smoke. Cut the smoke.
- [coughs] That's way too much smoke.
- [Sharn] Where'd you guys go?
- [coughing]
- [Sharn] BK? [coughing]
[Brooklyn] Back to one. Back to one.
[Sharn] I'm actually allergic to smoke.
It makes me cough. [coughs]
Push that system
Bring the heat
So the whole world listen
[song stops]
Are you okay?
I just wish they'd told me.
I practiced all night.
- I broke up with Amanda.
- For real?
I fell in love with the idea of her,
you know?
Plus, she made out
with Greg Li during English.
Dude!
Looks like... [sighs] ...we both
have some growing up to do.
Why don't you do it for me?
- Do what?
- The dance.
I'm not any good.
Who cares, man?
Just do your best.
Okay.
Uh, can you press play on, uh,
"Party Plan" by Kayasaurus Rex?
["Party Plan" playing on phone]
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party plan
Push that system
Bring the heat
So the whole world listen
[Prem cheering]
Yeah!
[chanting] Jerome! Jerome! Jerome!
["Party Plan" stops]
[crowd applauding]
[Mr. Oh] And for the next act,
Claire "Bu-ju-ju."
[clears throat] Yep.
[pop song playing]
[song continues]
Hey, you guys. How are you?
[gym teacher] Nice.
[laughs]
[song continues]
[song continues]
[song ends]
[Suresh speaking lyrics]
"To the smartest girl in the room
Prettiest too
I know it'll be hard to get through
But you need to hear
What I'm giving to you
I feel the beat
And the mic speaking in me
And even though the fight
Keeps weakening me
With you and Prem as my light
No one's freer than me
You know, I used to say
'The world's best never rest'
But now what I find is this
Our happiest moments were somehow
The quietest
I'm sorry I'll miss
Making memories with you
But my dream's for you
To both live your lives
So please make it come true
You brought out the best in me
You have since day one
But the best in us both
I see in our son
So just know that today
I only feel blessed
So it's okay to let go
And let Prem do the rest"
[sighs]
What?
Oh, my God.
[chuckles]
[footsteps approaching]
Suresh got this when you were born.
Prem means love.
And Krishna is the god of love.
I was the thinker, and he was the dreamer.
I forgot how much I missed that about him.
Until I started seeing it in you.
You're more like him every day, Prem.
I wasn't ready for it,
but I'm sorry I ever asked you
to be anything else.
I'm sorry too.
You know, hip-hop was
the love of your father's life until...
He met you?
Until he met you, Prem.
Suresh loved being your dad
more than anything.
That's who he was.
He was the best dad.
I know.
Hey.
I called in sick.
I thought maybe we could go into the city.
Leopard Lounge is played out,
but I know this sick spot in Harlem
with a killer open mic.
Suresh took me there
to see Naughty by Nature.
Hip-hop, hooray
Ho, hey, ho
- [chuckles]
- You think I don't know hip-hop?
It's just like math.
When it's right, it just flows.
It makes sense of the universe.
[Prem sighs] There's something else
I have to do today.
To help my friends.
Something I love to do.
Something I learned
from an underground legend.
- My life be like ooh ah, ooh
- Yeah
- My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh
- Yeah
- Ooh ah, ooh
- Yeah
- My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh
- Yeah
My life be like
It's times like these that make me say
Lord if you see me
Please come my way
Like leaving bread crumbs
For when I stray
Rely on sacrifice
And the price you paid
- Feel me like a fingertip
- Fa-fingertip
[sighs]
So, what's the solution, little man?
Who is Prem Patel?
The truth is, I'm just a math guy.
[crowd chanting] Prem!
[Suresh] Hmm.
- But I'm also an emcee.
- Word.
World's Best
- I'm a hard worker and a fast learner.
- [Suresh] Uh-huh.
- I'm a sharp dresser and a good friend.
- Ooh.
- [Prem] I'm confident. Sometimes.
- [Suresh] Yeah.
And I try to keep it real.
I'm a winner and a loser.
A thinker and a dreamer.
- [crowd cheers]
- And I'm just getting started.
Prem equals infinity.
[crowd chanting] World's Best!
Sounds like the right answer to me.
What am I looking at?
It's destiny, baby.
[Ms. Sage]
It's time to make math-e-magic, people!
Guess what?
Neil Patrick Harris canceled on me.
[chuckles]
So, I called my friend Doug E. Fresh.
[beatboxing]
Let's get mathinated, people!
[crowd cheering]
[student beatboxing]
[Delta team]
What's your favorite flavor of pie?
Serve it R-squared
To get the area inside
Top it with diameter
Circumference you'll see
And pi R-squared times H gets you V
Two A is in the basement
B minus on the porch
A plus or A minus
Gets you in the front door
Of the square root house
Where B squared subtracts
Four times A times C spells ack
Two parrots perched
On two pirates' backs
When the pirates divide
The parrots subtract
When the pirates multiply
The birds are a sum
When the pirate's parrot flies away
The pirate equals one
One, one
[beatboxing stops]
50 Percent, you made it.
- Thanks for the rhyme, Emcee.
- [chuckles]
Sorry I drank the haterade.
I just want to help.
[Mercedes] Great.
'Cause we need a miracle.
Well, that's not terrifying.
Priya, hey!
[crowd cheering]
Hey.
[Gabe] Whoo!
Okay, at any rate
No more debate
Check out
The best Mathlympics in this state
[beatboxing]
[crowd cheering]
Whoo-hoo!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
[Doug E. Fresh beatboxing]
[beatboxing stops]
One
Here comes the two
To the three and four
Here comes the five to the six
This is it
Seven to the eight, nine, ten, eleven
Twelve years old
And it's about to get lit
This is it
I never liked school
Skipped the university
But I went and had a son
Who was smart enough to tutor me
Like a Texas Instrument
Numbers at my fingertips
You talkin' math, I'm literate
Give 'em a little bit
This is it
Think Pythagoras meets Dr. Seuss
Square my side to find my hypotenuse
1.61, the golden ratio
If you don't know Fibonacci
Now you know
Radical thinking
With an exponential brain
My right angle's sharp
My cosine is insane
And 3.141592653
Is a fresh slice of pi
X plus X times Y to the Z
Solve for the difference
Between you and me
If you're positive or negative
Infinite or prime
It's the same equation
And it takes all kinds
[buzzer blares]
Correct.
You can't find a formula
To turn back time
But you can make a moment
Last forever in rhyme
Give it up for my son
The big-brain boy wonder
Giving props to my pops
The imaginary number
You have six minutes remaining.
[beatboxing]
[beatboxing continues]
[beatboxing stops]
Yes!
[Doug E. Fresh] Final question.
Define imaginary number.
[buzzer blares]
Claire, you got this.
Imaginary numbers are tons of fun
You take i times i
And get negative one?
That's impossible, you see
It's a slight philosophy
It's to let you do the math
In a fa-fa-fantasy
In reality, most things don't compute
Like when you take a negative
And find the square root
So we adding up imaginary numbers
All day
'Cause who needs
The real world anyway?
You can't find a formula
To turn back time
But you can make a moment
Last forever in rhyme
I love you so much
Big-brain boy wonder
Giving props to my pops
The imaginary number
[Suresh] Whoa
We only have this life
That we've been given
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Opportunity's knocking if you listen
'Cause there's a time to work
And a time to play
We only have this life
That we've been given
I stay up and I write
From the night to day
Opportunity's knocking if you listen
[Suresh] Whoa
[Prem] No matter where we go
You know that we're unstoppable
I gotta say,
what I've seen today is magical.
You should all be proud of yourselves.
But unfortunately,
there can only be one best in state.
In third place,
Ms. Sage's 11th-grade class.
- [students screaming]
- [screams, laughs]
- Oh, yeah! Yes! Yeah! [laughs]
- Yes! [laughs]
[Mercedes] We did it, yo! We're not last!
[cheering, laughing]
[chanting] We're number three!
[Doug E. Fresh] If the third-place team
can please calm down,
I'll announce the rest of the winners.
I-It's alpaca wool.
I noticed you like large clothing.
Uh, thanks, Claire.
- [Prem] That's an automatic A, right?
- Would be. If we needed it.
Nice. We're the Two-Tan Clan of math.
- [Claire chuckles]
- Good effort.
So, you hopping on the bus with us
back to Olive Garden?
Uh, I'll go ask my mom. Catch you later.
[rapping kid] Okay.
[kid beatboxing]
[rapping kid]
Every day I do it like yo
[students] Yo.
- My people see me doing it like yo
- [students] Yo
Everybody's trying to hear my flow
But when you step to me
You get the hands like no
[students cheering, laughing]
[rapping kid]
Yeah, okay, so we go
We rapping on the ones and twos
I'm chilling with me and my crew
Hey.
Yeah, here we go
See me on the TV show
[beatboxing stops]
- What?
- Yo.
- Who's that kid?
- He's so little. Does he go here?
Let's see what you got, little man.
[beatboxing]
- Come on, buddy.
- You got it.
- Come on, bro.
- Yeah.
[beatboxing continues]
Yeah
The name's Prem
That's what they call the kid
It means love
Now you better give me all of it
My medulla's mythical
Like the Minotaur
I never ate a beat before
But I like the taste, so give me more
My pop's not here
But he's looking down
Matter of fact, he's right next to me
He's all around
He's the one who gave me the mic
And showed me what to do with it
So I'm about to break the beat down
Like my freaking humerus, uh
- Yeah! Okay.
- [students cheer]
- But that's his ulna.
- Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Here we go now
[rapping continues indistinctly]
When you've shown that
You're strong on your own
Thought that you were alone
But you're wrong
I've been here all along
You've been runnin'
Runnin' faster than I can let go
It's a big world
But I keep my light on
Guiding you home through the storm
You've been runnin'
Away from it all
But I want you to know
You can always come home
To my arms
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh
All right
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh
Let's go
I got the wind in my hair
I got so much to share
Woke up with so many cares
But I don't see those anywhere
I see the sun
I am the son
Feel like my journey has just begun
Just begun
I was no one
Now I'm a stallion and flying
Joy is multiplying
And I'm on the run
Got a new perspective
Guess you could say
That it was cloudy
But now I think it finally might be
A good day
I was feeling low
Couldn't find my way
Nowhere to go
I was lost in the fray
Now I got a new perspective
And I guess you could say
That it was cloudy
But now I think it finally might be
A good day
They say heroes never die
And I hope that is true
'Cause that's the only way
I'll ever get back closer to you
They say that heroes never die
As long as they move the crowd
So that's what I'm doing now
Whoa, hope that I make you proud
Oh, what a beautiful feeling
Free as a soaring eagle
I do it for love
Do it for family
For all the people
The sun is shining
We shooting stars
And the world is watching
There's no stopping
We at the top of the mountain
Never dropping
I was feeling low
Couldn't find my way
Nowhere to go
Lost in the fray
Got a new perspective
And I guess you could say
That it was cloudy
But now I think it finally might be
A good day
[Suresh] Whoa, oh, oh, oh
[Prem] Good day
[Suresh] Whoa, oh, oh, oh
[Prem] Good day
[Suresh] Whoa, oh
Oh, oh, oh
[Prem] Good day
- [Prem] I was in the dark
- [Suresh] Dark
- Feeling terrified
- Yeah
- I looked in my heart
- Heart
- Found a beat inside
- Yeah
I went and turned it up
- Yeah
- And now it's amplified
- Yeah
- You know I've never been better
I'm feeling so alive
[Suresh] Uh-huh
Okay
Yeah
[both] Whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
[Prem] All right
Whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
All right
[both] Got a new perspective
Guess you could say
That it was cloudy
But now I think it finally might be
A good day
I was feeling low
And couldn't find my way
Nowhere to go
I was lost in the fray
Now I got a new perspective
And I guess you could say
That it was cloudy
But now I think it finally might be
A good day
Good day
Whoa, oh, oh
All right
[both] Good day
They say heroes never die
And I hope that is true
'Cause that's the only way
I'll ever get back closer to you
They say that heroes never die
As long as they move the crowd
So that's what I'm doing now
I hope that I make you...
[Prem, Suresh] World's best
Yeah, yeah, yeah, world's best emcees