Yadon Ilaheyya ( Divine Intervention) (2002) Movie Script
What a fucked-up morning.
What a cuckold.
What an asshole.
Son of a bitch.
Bald prick.
Collaborator, husband of a whore.
Fuck your sister-in-law.
Fuck your mother's sister.
Fuck your father's sister's cunt.
Go get fucked and get paid for it.
A CHRONICLE OF LOVE AND PAIN
There's no bus.
Tell me when you're through.
I'll send a contractor.
Come down so we can talk.
What's wrong with you?
I just want to have a coffee.
Wait--
Wait! Let's talk!
Wait a minute.
Wait! What's your problem?!
Stop!
Easy!
Orli? Call a doctor,
the road-digger has chest pains.
He's acting up again.
Pay him no mind.
-I'm calling in a pediatrician.
-Come on, get up.
Careful. Easy now.
Come on.
Watch now, he won't say
a sentence without the word "six" in it.
I was just passing by.
Thought I'd say hello.
Hello.
How's work?
Slow.
It'll pick up, God willing.
How are the guys?
Getting by.
Smoke?
Cool.
By the way, yesterday,
around six, I had 66 shekels on me.
I saw a friend, we played
a game of cards, I got a full series,
won 666 shekels and got out.
What's a full series?
When you get 6-6-6-6, four sixes.
There's no bus.
I know.
Your car is blocking my garage.
Can you move it?
What brand?
Seat.
-White?
-Yes, white.
What type?
I don't know, but it's brand new.
What year?
Brand new.
What's the license plate?
3, 2, 3, 7, 6, 1, 4.
Rivaldo full field press by France!
Come on, guys,
go for the valuables. Get moving.
A chance to kick... he is passing...
Crossing it... no threat on Chilavert.
He is pushing the ball forward...
Yegros with Deschamps...
He is interfering...
-France's ball...
-Paraguay's entire backfield
is made of strong leagues players...
Another cross...
He deflects the ball
and Djorkaeff has it...
And Boghossian is crossing it again...
Pirs has it, Caniza is in front of him...
Passes it, and scores!
France are in the quarterfinals!
It was the most difficult challenge
for France so far
in the World Cup,
and they almost failed it.
Neighbor, why do you
throw your trash into my yard?
Aren't you ashamed?
Yes, neighbor!
But the trash I throw in your yard
is the trash you threw in our garden.
So what? It's still shameful.
After all,
neighbors should respect one another.
Why didn't you
raise the matter with me first?
Isn't that why God gave us tongues?
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Kineret to Shemtov
Send the welding machine
to Kiryat Motzkin.
The car goes
straight to the auction. Got it?
Hit the motherfucker!
Get him!
Get back!
Hey!
I need to get through, I have work!
Make a U-turn. Get out of here.
Come on, we've got to get to work.
ZAHRAT AL-MADAEN TAXI
It's closed. Do you hear me? No arguments.
Go on! Get out of here!
We just spoke, right? Get in the car!
You can't drive!
Come on! We have work to go to!
What're you doing? Go!
He said to get away. Come on!
Come on. Get lost!
Come on, man!
Get lost!
Come on. Get lost!
Get out of here!
Hey! Go!
Drive. Drive!
Why are you arguing?
Get out of here.
Igal!
What?
-Igal!
-What?
Turn back!
Turn back!
Looking for you.
I am coming to you.
Open the door.
Show me your ID.
Where are you going?
-Thank you.
-Get out.
Everybody out.
-Get out.
-What's the matter?
I said go.
Looking for you.
32 to 24, are you still
in front of the tree?
Yes.
Stay where you are.
No problem.
Wait for instructions. Don't move.
Got it.
FATHER FALLS ILL
Eject the tape.
Put the car in neutral.
Show me your papers.
Go.
My darling doesn't care that I miss her
She doesn't care
That I call for her
Many nights
spent thinking of them and missing them
But she doesn't even know
Star one, star two.
-Star two, over.
-Any instructions on King David today?
-Hi.
-No problem.
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
-Igal!
-What?
Come and see this.
Where?
Over there!
What do you think?
Ronen!
-Look at this, over there.
-What?
Son of a bitch... check this out
They're making an ass of us!
Are you crazy? Put that down!
Relax, no need to panic.
Calling 24.
I'm listening.
There's a balloon trying to get through.
We'll take it down.
Can we do that?
Stand by for instructions.
Milk and honey,
we've reached our man in the East. Over.
No Arabic coffee this time.
We gave him
a new Mitsubishi with all the options.
-Welcome!
-How are you?
-So everything's arranged?
-Now it is.
I heard they came down this way.
From that street over there.
They got as far as here.
They sprayed the house
with a machine-gun
The fence, sure.
If anyone had been there,
he would have been dead.
Because it take couple of seconds...
But you got the new car anyway.
Yes, it's nice.
It's a good car.
It's all electric.
Look.
Yeah, sure...
-The windows
-They're automatic.
-Is it manual?
-It's electric.
It's got an alarm.
No one can get near it now.
-Nothing can be done.
-For sure.
They came from there and started shooting.
I would have died.
Guys, have some Arabic coffee.
Coffee, please, drink.
Thank you.
Never mind... yes, come on...
Drink some coffee.
Answer the comm.
Drop the comm.
Ronen!
Go on home. I'll deal with them.
Go home, get out of here!
I'll take care of it.
Stop! Come here!
Stop! Go back! Good.
You there, stop.
Turn off your engines.
Come here. Turn off your engines.
Attention, everyone
Get your IDs out.
Come on, your IDs!
Your IDs!
You, get out!
Come here
Come. Come here.
Go away!
You, get out. Come here!
Come here. Come.
Open your jacket!
Nice! Imported!
Let's see some ID.
Take the jacket off.
Get lost!
Let's see what we have here
What does it say?
Mohammed Abed Rabbo.
Wanted man number four.
What does wanted man number four want?
He wants to get laid in Jerusalem?
Jerusalem reunited!
But it's Ramadan, no?
During Ramadan, there's no fucking.
So you come to eat
in Jerusalem, Mohammed?
There's no food
in Ramallah, Mohammed?
Where's Mohammed?
Where are you?
Where's Mohammed? Where did he go?
What are you doing?
Get out.
Get in this car.
Get in the car.
You, come here!
Come here!
Go on, get in there!
You! Out of there!
Don't be scared. Stand next to me.
Stand up straight!
The people of Israel live!
Sing, fucker!
People of Israel are alive
Now the other side...
People of Israel are alive
Start your engines!
People of Israel are alive
People of Israel are alive
Get out of here!
People of Israel are alive
People of Israel are alive
COME AND SHOOT IF YOU'RE READY
A DIFFERENT KIND OF PEACE
Answer the comm.
Stay on comm.
Open the back.
Go.
Go!
Load arms!
Attention!
Aim!
Assume your positions!
Attention!
Aim!
Fire!
BORDER PATROL
FATHER DIES
What do you expect?
This neighborhood's a bitch.
Yesterday, I wanted to get my car out
and someone was blocking my way.
We're decent people.
Parking is a real problem.
I got this kid and told him,
"See if the driver's at your place."
I lit a cigarette and waited.
Waited and waited and waited.
No one came.
I thought, "He must be sipping an arak."
And then he shows up. He sees me.
He opens his trunk.
He takes a Hoover, a dustpan and brush,
and he starts cleaning his car.
I said, "This is not good timing."
Let's see how far he goes.
He cleaned his car front-to-back,
then the front again.
He started to back out with the carpets,
like his ass was in reverse.
I got out,
I waited till his head was level with
the door, then banged it and banged it
till his head was red as a monkey's ass.
"You want to clean your car?"
My brother heard the noise.
"What's happening?"
"Nothing, he wants to clean his car."
The family came to help him out.
My brother said, "Stay where you are."
He grabbed the guy and said,
"So you want to clean your car,
brother of a whore?"
He beat the shit out of him.
Knocked him flat.
Now the guy's in the hospital.
His ribs are all broken.
He wanted to clean his car,
the son of a whore!
That's enough. Stop it now.
IN MEMORY OF MY FATHER
What a cuckold.
What an asshole.
Son of a bitch.
Bald prick.
Collaborator, husband of a whore.
Fuck your sister-in-law.
Fuck your mother's sister.
Fuck your father's sister's cunt.
Go get fucked and get paid for it.
A CHRONICLE OF LOVE AND PAIN
There's no bus.
Tell me when you're through.
I'll send a contractor.
Come down so we can talk.
What's wrong with you?
I just want to have a coffee.
Wait--
Wait! Let's talk!
Wait a minute.
Wait! What's your problem?!
Stop!
Easy!
Orli? Call a doctor,
the road-digger has chest pains.
He's acting up again.
Pay him no mind.
-I'm calling in a pediatrician.
-Come on, get up.
Careful. Easy now.
Come on.
Watch now, he won't say
a sentence without the word "six" in it.
I was just passing by.
Thought I'd say hello.
Hello.
How's work?
Slow.
It'll pick up, God willing.
How are the guys?
Getting by.
Smoke?
Cool.
By the way, yesterday,
around six, I had 66 shekels on me.
I saw a friend, we played
a game of cards, I got a full series,
won 666 shekels and got out.
What's a full series?
When you get 6-6-6-6, four sixes.
There's no bus.
I know.
Your car is blocking my garage.
Can you move it?
What brand?
Seat.
-White?
-Yes, white.
What type?
I don't know, but it's brand new.
What year?
Brand new.
What's the license plate?
3, 2, 3, 7, 6, 1, 4.
Rivaldo full field press by France!
Come on, guys,
go for the valuables. Get moving.
A chance to kick... he is passing...
Crossing it... no threat on Chilavert.
He is pushing the ball forward...
Yegros with Deschamps...
He is interfering...
-France's ball...
-Paraguay's entire backfield
is made of strong leagues players...
Another cross...
He deflects the ball
and Djorkaeff has it...
And Boghossian is crossing it again...
Pirs has it, Caniza is in front of him...
Passes it, and scores!
France are in the quarterfinals!
It was the most difficult challenge
for France so far
in the World Cup,
and they almost failed it.
Neighbor, why do you
throw your trash into my yard?
Aren't you ashamed?
Yes, neighbor!
But the trash I throw in your yard
is the trash you threw in our garden.
So what? It's still shameful.
After all,
neighbors should respect one another.
Why didn't you
raise the matter with me first?
Isn't that why God gave us tongues?
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Kineret to Shemtov
Send the welding machine
to Kiryat Motzkin.
The car goes
straight to the auction. Got it?
Hit the motherfucker!
Get him!
Get back!
Hey!
I need to get through, I have work!
Make a U-turn. Get out of here.
Come on, we've got to get to work.
ZAHRAT AL-MADAEN TAXI
It's closed. Do you hear me? No arguments.
Go on! Get out of here!
We just spoke, right? Get in the car!
You can't drive!
Come on! We have work to go to!
What're you doing? Go!
He said to get away. Come on!
Come on. Get lost!
Come on, man!
Get lost!
Come on. Get lost!
Get out of here!
Hey! Go!
Drive. Drive!
Why are you arguing?
Get out of here.
Igal!
What?
-Igal!
-What?
Turn back!
Turn back!
Looking for you.
I am coming to you.
Open the door.
Show me your ID.
Where are you going?
-Thank you.
-Get out.
Everybody out.
-Get out.
-What's the matter?
I said go.
Looking for you.
32 to 24, are you still
in front of the tree?
Yes.
Stay where you are.
No problem.
Wait for instructions. Don't move.
Got it.
FATHER FALLS ILL
Eject the tape.
Put the car in neutral.
Show me your papers.
Go.
My darling doesn't care that I miss her
She doesn't care
That I call for her
Many nights
spent thinking of them and missing them
But she doesn't even know
Star one, star two.
-Star two, over.
-Any instructions on King David today?
-Hi.
-No problem.
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
-Igal!
-What?
Come and see this.
Where?
Over there!
What do you think?
Ronen!
-Look at this, over there.
-What?
Son of a bitch... check this out
They're making an ass of us!
Are you crazy? Put that down!
Relax, no need to panic.
Calling 24.
I'm listening.
There's a balloon trying to get through.
We'll take it down.
Can we do that?
Stand by for instructions.
Milk and honey,
we've reached our man in the East. Over.
No Arabic coffee this time.
We gave him
a new Mitsubishi with all the options.
-Welcome!
-How are you?
-So everything's arranged?
-Now it is.
I heard they came down this way.
From that street over there.
They got as far as here.
They sprayed the house
with a machine-gun
The fence, sure.
If anyone had been there,
he would have been dead.
Because it take couple of seconds...
But you got the new car anyway.
Yes, it's nice.
It's a good car.
It's all electric.
Look.
Yeah, sure...
-The windows
-They're automatic.
-Is it manual?
-It's electric.
It's got an alarm.
No one can get near it now.
-Nothing can be done.
-For sure.
They came from there and started shooting.
I would have died.
Guys, have some Arabic coffee.
Coffee, please, drink.
Thank you.
Never mind... yes, come on...
Drink some coffee.
Answer the comm.
Drop the comm.
Ronen!
Go on home. I'll deal with them.
Go home, get out of here!
I'll take care of it.
Stop! Come here!
Stop! Go back! Good.
You there, stop.
Turn off your engines.
Come here. Turn off your engines.
Attention, everyone
Get your IDs out.
Come on, your IDs!
Your IDs!
You, get out!
Come here
Come. Come here.
Go away!
You, get out. Come here!
Come here. Come.
Open your jacket!
Nice! Imported!
Let's see some ID.
Take the jacket off.
Get lost!
Let's see what we have here
What does it say?
Mohammed Abed Rabbo.
Wanted man number four.
What does wanted man number four want?
He wants to get laid in Jerusalem?
Jerusalem reunited!
But it's Ramadan, no?
During Ramadan, there's no fucking.
So you come to eat
in Jerusalem, Mohammed?
There's no food
in Ramallah, Mohammed?
Where's Mohammed?
Where are you?
Where's Mohammed? Where did he go?
What are you doing?
Get out.
Get in this car.
Get in the car.
You, come here!
Come here!
Go on, get in there!
You! Out of there!
Don't be scared. Stand next to me.
Stand up straight!
The people of Israel live!
Sing, fucker!
People of Israel are alive
Now the other side...
People of Israel are alive
Start your engines!
People of Israel are alive
People of Israel are alive
Get out of here!
People of Israel are alive
People of Israel are alive
COME AND SHOOT IF YOU'RE READY
A DIFFERENT KIND OF PEACE
Answer the comm.
Stay on comm.
Open the back.
Go.
Go!
Load arms!
Attention!
Aim!
Assume your positions!
Attention!
Aim!
Fire!
BORDER PATROL
FATHER DIES
What do you expect?
This neighborhood's a bitch.
Yesterday, I wanted to get my car out
and someone was blocking my way.
We're decent people.
Parking is a real problem.
I got this kid and told him,
"See if the driver's at your place."
I lit a cigarette and waited.
Waited and waited and waited.
No one came.
I thought, "He must be sipping an arak."
And then he shows up. He sees me.
He opens his trunk.
He takes a Hoover, a dustpan and brush,
and he starts cleaning his car.
I said, "This is not good timing."
Let's see how far he goes.
He cleaned his car front-to-back,
then the front again.
He started to back out with the carpets,
like his ass was in reverse.
I got out,
I waited till his head was level with
the door, then banged it and banged it
till his head was red as a monkey's ass.
"You want to clean your car?"
My brother heard the noise.
"What's happening?"
"Nothing, he wants to clean his car."
The family came to help him out.
My brother said, "Stay where you are."
He grabbed the guy and said,
"So you want to clean your car,
brother of a whore?"
He beat the shit out of him.
Knocked him flat.
Now the guy's in the hospital.
His ribs are all broken.
He wanted to clean his car,
the son of a whore!
That's enough. Stop it now.
IN MEMORY OF MY FATHER