Zavet (Promise Me This) (2007) Movie Script
#Translation by Rizlafabrika
PROMISE ME THIS
Is that the school ?
The school is beside the church.
No, no that is the school.
You are so classic.
Thanks.
We will find the school and everything...
Everything will be there,
Only we will disappear.
Look how he is sleeping.
Grandpa, why?
Mister!
Magister Maksimovic...
from the ministry of education...
with collegue's...
I apologize, is there any school near?
Take your seat Cane.
Stanimire , today we are going to study
russian grammar cases.
[speaking Russian]
Is this a school!?
Not anymore sister.
Have a drink.
Dont cry, it's not healthy,
such beautiful eyes should not cry.
Dont.
Just a moment...
Its my beer !
Is this coal from state?
Yes it is.
Extinguish the fire!
Write!
Mr. Supervisor, beacuse the school has
only one student
beacuse the school has
only one student
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
I state that the school does not fill basic
conditions for work.
With decision from ministry
of Republic Serbia
this school will be closed
for inspection
that means, keys...
Educational employee
on waiting
till transfer on new duty.
And the student will be
redirected to closest school.
Signature
Why you cry,
are you sad about school?
No, I feel sad about teacher.
What did i say about
coal from state!
I will put order here.
Grandpa, what is it, dont cry.
Dont cry grandpa.
I m not crying.
Let me sleep.
Something cracked in my head.
I feel like crying
What was break in the head?
I m near the end
my brain is falling apart
Grandpa will go
Right away or?
Not now
but soon
What are you doing?
Turn on the sedative
Come Cvetka
there is something nice.
Look...
What are you looking?
Go , shame on you.
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Are you alive?
My grandpa
I decide to start from beginning
and there is one empty place
Never.
But miss...
Old days are coming
man never know
Some operation.
You see?
I guarantee,to sacrifice for you
But women, i will give everything for you
Woman go away from this village,
and this farmers
Last hole on earth.
I came in this hole alone,
my own choice.
You fill horny or?
Look friend , Bosa is getting smarter
You dont ask how is health?
Shes smarter now,
waiting, waiting
waiting to marry with you
and such a woman,
that drama
hills....
woman like limousine
With what good are you coming?
Its not so good,
bull needs to be castrated
Omo,omni,lopus
Its really strong my friend...
We are fixing feet or...?
No.
We cleaning him.
From what?
From sin.
Can animal be a sinner?
Animal cant, people are sinners.
So why are we cleaning him?
That he doesn bother
the cows.
And that cows not disturbing him also.
I dont understand.
You will, you will, hold the balls.
You calling me to come
Do you think im scared?
Whatever death comes, is not
worse then my life.
Look at my Cane.
Where i m gonna leave him?
And to who?
To fill your grandpas testament
you need to do three things.
First, you will take cow to
town and sell it
and buy icon of St.Nikola.
Buy also something for
yourself.
Some souvenir, something
you like
What will I buy?
Dont know.
Town is made for, everything you see
you wanna buy.
You will have money, be smart
and choose with heart.
Ok, icon, souvenir,
is there third thing.
Yes there is third.
Should i buy something for Bosa?
Leave Bosa out of this
If you buy, buy doesnt matter.
What is the third?
Find in town one nice and good wife.
Should I buy it?
If you can, buy it.
There is no luck if you
need to pay for wife.
Grandpa, what we need wife for?
You need wife.
When i die, on this two
hills
You and Bosa will
be alone
You need wife, you need family,
children.
Im to little for that grandpa.
To little, come come...
Now i show you,
come, come
To little, you say.
But when you watched Bosa
when she was bading naked
then you didnt be little
But Bosa is bading like
once in year
Thats why you need wife,
that you look her every day
That you take a bath
every day
and that every day then thing,
you know
You know that....
To hug.
Nothing
Go...
Cane, umbrella...
take the
umbrella.
Cane, you have in the town a man
called Trifun, a shoemaker...
He's got a house near the bridge
If you need something, he is my stepbrother.
Is Trifun alive?
I dont know.
I know where his house is.
Ok.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The great Gimba.
Fire!
Hes gone...
Look!
Farmer, i fuck your farmer mom
Sorry.
I fuck your cow.
My life's aim is to
kill a farmer.
To kill a farmer.
To kill the man.
You think its easy to
kill someone.
Its not.
You need to plan, discuss
You need a good weapon
What good weapon,
not like you, what?
take the gun in your hands?
feel bad and shot him?
But you wanna fuck the cow?
First i would fuck the cow,
after that it doesnt matter
Did you know that cows today
are products
of genetic engineering
they are just standing, eating,
shitting
and producing milk.
Straight into a machine.
I know some stuff, but about
engineering I don't know a thing
You dont know?
Does anyone understand?
What do you say?
Boss, I'll work with anything for money
just tell me and will fuck a cow, i will..
But i dont have the money...
I dont have money..
But you know that i know,
come with me..
Where is the money?
Tommorow or?
Tommorow you are in
hell.
In hell, you bastard.
Did you harvest?
I have little field boss, maybe
for the weekend we can go there.
And the cow, did she give birth?
Yes, yes, she did boss
And what does farmers drink?
Whiskey.
Look how he is bleeding...
Watch out, the car...
Blood...
Did he pay?
Cleaning.
Is this a good place
for that.
Don't worry, it's bulletproof.
Detonation coming, open your mouths!
From the start.
Jasna, Jasna
Make lunch, you
have carrots in the fridge.
But it's your turn to make
lunch.
You will be home earlier, 35 minutes
on low temperature
Don't worry
I was get an A in biology.
You probably wonder
how the twins exist here.
Because Serbia can offer Americans
maximum security options
And he knows that, do you know how?
Because he is a professional
in his trade.
Easy!
Krivokapici!
How are we gonna go forward in this world,
when they are pulling us back.
To city hall an old textile factory is more important
than great ideas
Like taking care of antiques!
Corruption...
Don't you worry about anything,
we are taking down the building in 15 days.
We will do the job like
if it were for ourselves.
afterwards it's thing for
the commission.
That's my worry.
You have one more problem.
Money guarantee.
Guaranted.
Now.
Easy.
Ok people, I'm speaking
about the investment here,
around 2 billion,
and you are joking me
about 20.000
Yes, 25
People,
How long am I going to teach
you about business
The building will lean 47 degrees.
The rest is up to gravity.
City hall has nothing to do with it.
Then you build that Taj mahal.
What Taj Mahal?
I'm building the new
world trade center
First in Serbia.
It sounds like she's horny.
Don't worry, just watch out
for wild pigs.
When I remember, I get goosebumps.
Officer, pay the people.
To me , I'm cashier.
There is your business partner.
Jasna, get out, the show
is starting.
Jasna come out to see.
Grandma what is he doing?
Bastard was fall in love
Then he won't know what to do.
Go wash your hands, and eat.
Jasna look.
Your mom is doing this.
My mom is a teacher,
she works in a kindergarden.
Yes, she does, right.
Wash your hands, quick
and then eat.
And now the star of the night,
the irresistable Dragica the pig.
Come, come
Jasna, look!
Go away - i will call the police!
Call, they will not come,
they're in the pub watching your mom!
Leave me and my mom
alone, do you hear?
Watch and learn, you will
need it.
Go away...fucking bastards.
Did you wash your hands?
I didn't.
Wash now, fucking shit,
or I'm coming in!
Your mom is a teacher, with children.
I was see you on the bridge.
I recognized you.
Say to Tomic, that I don't wanna see
any of his bastards here.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Go now, bastard.
I'm not a bastard.
So what are you?
I'm farmer.
So you dare to joke now.
Farmer, wake up!
Oh my god i killed a man.
Sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you.
Cow.
Do i look like a cow?
Far from that.
Where is my cow?
She's there.
Hey farmer, your umbrella!
Im Cane.
Im Jasna.
What, what?
Thanks god, thank you for the angel.
You are bit early
but it's ok
What are you doing here Bosa?
Cane told me that I can come.
Cane is not the head of the house.
Yes, he is, he is big now-
send him to town.
You should ask me, not Cane, ME!
oh my god and St.Nikola
What do you want Bosa?
I want that you eat something.
Did you cook soup on weeds?
Get out of here!
What weeds? I made you nice soup.
Go, go!
Let me work!
You need to get in shape
'til Cane comes.
Did you see that?
Yes, I see...
Hold this.
Good day kid, does your cow have papers?
No, she only has me.
Animals need to have papers.
Medical paper, blue paper, yellow paper,
red paper...
Isn't that for motor vehicles?
What do you know?
Show me your ID card.
I dont have that.
You dont have ID?
Quarantine.
Go!
My little sweet baby!
What has the cow got to
do with my ID?
Kid, dont play smart with me,
it's the rules of the EU
The cow goes in quarantine, and you
in prison for 2 days.
Help me!
People help!
People help!
Probably from Italy.
Sure.
Hes looking for Trifun.
The shoemaker?
Maybe hes hungry?
One more?
Farmer.
Why are you looking for Trifun?
They took my Cvetka.
They took his ant.
Fuck the ant.
How old was she?
Twelve years.
Young ant.
It's a pity, kid.
Kid..
Maybe he is a spy?
Go check that.
Thanks.
Where are you going, farmer?
Where are you going?
I go look for Trifun.
He told Trifun.
Say what do you need Trifun for?
Trifun is my grandfathers stepbrother.
Trifun is dead - why do you need him?
I dont know anyone
in this town.
If only someone
could help me.
What did he sad?
He thinks Trifun
is a vampire,
his grandpa and Trifun
are stepbrothers.
And that he doesnt have anyone
else in town.
Noone you sad?
What are we to you?
Stepbrother!
My stepbrother.
Do you even know how
often my grandfather,
talked about your grandfather
No, you dont know
You dont know, you dont!
For Zivojin!
This is Trifun.
Grandpa.
For Trifun!
Sorry grandpa.
When Trifun and your grandpa drink.
All west serbia is crying.
Thats why he died,
and his business was bancrupt.
Grandpa didnt die because
of alcohol!
He died because he was a
spiritual man.
Grandpa was a spiritual man,
God bless his soul.
But he was a drinker also.
And we, we work for criminals
Shame on us.
Hmm, my baby...
You are surrounded,
give us the ant!
And the Cvetka
the Cow also.
This world is out of love.
Real, friendly love.
Would you be so kind as to give me the gun?
Thankyou for the confidence.
Fucker!
Come, we'll go slowly...
Cvetka!
My Cvetka.
Buy a candle for Trifun,
and light it...
and light it.
You understand?
Yes, yes.
O, how these americans demolish,
with great honor.
They tear down,
but they rebuild also.
And demolish.
And rebuild.
It's better to demolish.
The rest of the money,
spend as you like.
Not what i want,
it's what I must.
What?
He probably has some debts.
Are you in debt to someone?
To grandpa.
I need to buy an icon, some souvenir,
and to find a wife.
Grandpa is getting married?
No, no, the wife is for me.
I dont wanna do it anymore.
You dont understand, the interest,
taxes, all those cost.
How do you count that?
I was work with that
only for you.
And then everything...
The more i work , the more I fall into debt.
I will not give Jasna.
You ruined me,
you will not ruin her.
Listen, Im giving
you a solution here.
To your daughter orgasm,
and to you money.
Even in America
they do the same thing..
I'm like an international bank,
there is no credits.
If you cooperate,
you get new credits.
If you don't - I fuck,I fuck.
Until the nervous breakdown.
A seria of nervous breakdown,
in serials.
Mom!
Mother!
Where are you?
No, not now, it's the most important,..
Stop...
What are you doing?
Im dancing.
And you?
I go change clothes,
and then to the firm, to straighten
things out with that bastard.
Grandma, is that a thief?
No my child, that looks
like love.
Go in the house and eat,
this is not for you.
Oh boy, what mess did you get into?
Stepbrother!
They want to take Jasna
as a slave.
What are you yelling for?
You need to help me.
They're gonna take Jasna.
What is he saying?
It's the testament.
What testament?
Grandpas testament.
Testament, shame on you.
Stepbrother, I can't break
the testament.
I need to bring a wife.
Wife!
I think is good now.
We will see.
This is going well..
Boss, let me shoot those bastards.
They will shoot us,
look how nervous they are.
Just give me the word,
I'll shoot them all.
Dont wave with those hands,
stupid!
When the time comes,
we shoot them like little kittens.
Hands up!
Dont worry, they are our friends.
Hey people, do you know
what Europe will do,
If you touch their people?
and in america....
Hands up!
Hey, why did you lie
that there is three of them?
I swear there was three.
Ok, where is the third one?
Hes up,
on the roof.
You took the gun from my godfather.
It's from 1823,
thats unique.
Smith and Weston.
Listen to this.
So!
Peace peace peace,
noones fault it is.
Noones fault it is,
join hands.
What a machine!
It's yours, and ours.
And mine, and yours.
Air conditioning, everything...
I'll take you far away,
from this gang of farmers.
These idiots.
Nice skin!
Natural.
Three priest will marry us.
Wedding.
Saturday.
Teno clock, church St.Marko.
After that, straight to the airport.
Honeymoon.
Bruxelles, seven days,
all in the package.
Kiss me, rough, cruel,
until nervous breakdown.
We will do that in better
conditions, at home.
I will show you...
Fuck your farmers mom...
Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you
for the help.
And you grandpa, live till I bring a wife.
St. Nikola.
Farmer, where is the cow?
Jasna, I was sell the cow
and bought a icon.
I mean they first stole it
from me.
Who stole what?
The cow, but that's not important now.
I took the money.
And you?
What me?
You recognized me.
I have already.
How did you find the cow?
Cvetka?
My grandfathers stepbrother was help me.
He's dead, but he helped me.
How could dead man help?
Im so stupid.
There is his grandsons, they helped me.
Grandpa was tell me that I
will recognized you,
from the first look.
Is he dead also?
No, but he said he will die,
if I dont fill the testament.
Does it hurt?
No.
You are really funny.
My love, Im coming back
spectacural..
Sensacional...
I will revenge to that evil farmer.
Im city type of man.
Did you get marry, Bosa?
Too heavy...
Do you need help?
He bought the wedding dress.
I have wedding dress
what you bought for me.
You just cant remember.
I didnt buy anything..
Boso, give me that stone.
That big one.
Dress with flowers.
After you sold the cow.
Silky one, 100 %.
You wash it only in warm water.
You can't remember or?
Not that one, the big one.
Ok, dont be angry.
Youre so heavy.
Come on woman, hurry up!
When I was put the dress,
you said
i look like fairy.
You promised, that you will
take me to the priest.
What priest?
Go down to the bell...
Please...
Fishes and other animals have shape,
what helps them to
move faster in their
enviroment?
Water.
and they breed trough special
organ whats called?
And that is?
And that is...
Gills.
let me hear everyone...
Gills.
Amphibians are creatures
who can
live both on earth and water...
In the water they breed trough skin,
And on the earth with...
Lungs.
Smart kids.
And word or two about reptiles.
Reptiles are animals, who doesnt
have always
same body temperature...
It dependes from temperature in enviroment.
And about birds,
Birds are only animals who
can fly..
Tomic, what are you doing?
Back on your seat.
What spieces we call vertebrate?
We have mammals...
What mammals do?
They breast feed.
They breast feed from the mom.
Teacher, its the best with example
from real life.
I know one guy from my village
He is football player,
every halftime he go home,
to breast feed.
and after that from 30 meters he scores...
Thats the real mammal player.
What the fuck!
Who is this?
Thats turbo mammal.
Farmer.
If you want i can
take care of him.
Ill show you, you and your care.
You want me to fail the test,
why are you doing this?
I want you to marry me?
Jasna, go outside and say to loverboy
to be quite.
You are crazy!
Man with gray moustach
wants to take you.
Listen go to your school,
and then do crazy stuff!
Here is not allowed!
I dont have school.
How is that?
It is closed.
For inspection.
I dont care, go somewhere
else,you cant stay here.
But I recognized you.
What did I do to you,
to suffer like this.
You destroyed my heart.
I destroyed you?
How did I do that?
You were married, and I was alone,
Waiting, waiting..
What was I supposed to do.
To kill my wife and get you.
If you think about my ex-boyfriend,
the driver,
he was an alcoholic.
I dont care about him.
If you think about travel salesman,
he was nice
he promised he will take me to the sea.
In Hungary or?
Youre so naughty.
With him, with him
you cheated on me..
With Trifun.
My stepbrother.
Shoemaker...
Hey, farmer!
Didnt I tell you to go
away.
Live my girl alone!
You understand?
I wait for Jasna,
I dont know your girlfriend.
Jasna is my girl, stupid.
Did you recognized her also.
Yes, but you will not be recognized.
Wanna fight ?
Stop with that!
You want me to call police.
What ?
You feel sorry for him?
Im calling police now.
Dont call police,
we just joking with him.
What did they do to you?
My icon.
Are you ok?
I have icon, I need souvenir...
You have souvenir , look
how big it is.
Do I have you?
Wash yourself.
Do it.
Stay here, i go get alcohol.
I dont drink alcohol.
Nice.
Not now, Im waiting
Come...
Did you light the candle for Trifun?
Yes.
Now you go with us,
you will not regret.
Not now, Im waiting Jasna
with alcohol.
There will be plenty of alcohol.
Girls....
People, Im waiting for Jasna!
What did he said?
Hes waiting for something!
Good evening, you have reservations?
Krivokapici.
Who's car was that?
Mine, why?
Didnt be in gear.
So that's that third man.
Hey kitty!
Welcome, my brother.
What is it, finaly a man,
family is treating, no problem.
He really need's a marriage,
hes grandpa is dying.
Marriage no way,
but fucking it's possible.
And for friends,
there is always discount.
Listen, keep away from my girl!
What did he said?
He's drunk, and underage...
Who's drunk?
Go away from here.
I don't have that.
I have only sexual services here,
every night is full.
Come to see..
Can't we do something?
That grandpa die happy?
Should we drug him?
Doe's he got ID card?
Don't know but we can fix that.
No, no, not like that.
Have a seat... come..
Sunshine, that's not for you,
i have better stuff.
Extra class.
Experienced woman.
Listen...
This young girls don't know
anything..
They just spread legs...and nothing.
There is no communication.
And with this one, you will enjoy,
and learn.
Ill give you something good.
I like how you thinkin'.
I want them dead tonight.
Brother, all this smells like
big shooting.
Just without latz of blood,
you know that I hate violence.
I know, I know.
Destroy this place!
What did he said?
Are you crazy...
be quite.
Banda...
Take little one in number 1.
We go.
Brother, but discount?
Come on, what are you waiting?
We go in other pub.
Discount.
Loly, you have extra customer
in number two.
Go now.
Sunshine, the room number two.
Go now.
Brother...
Are you for some refreshment?
Stupid, customer is always right!
Mister I apologize.
If I sad suck, you will suck.
You will ruin the reputation
of my son.
My son is first to bild the twin towers
in Serbia.
Whore, go out.
You are so tiny.
You are teacher.
Whatever, take your pants off.
Look, look...
Bite, maybe this will
pay you your 50%.
You are Jasna's mother.
How you know that?
Midget, see you in hell...
What midget?
He's just the kid.
Shut up whore or you go with him.
Me, whore?
Mother fucker!
Leave the kid alone!
You kid, you didnt see anything!
Ill kill you, i swear...
Come on...
Bulletproof.
My car!
You killed my car!
He was not in gear!
Asshole!
Fucking asshole!
Hey little boy,
pretend, pretend...
Please...
I think you will go back home with
dry dick.
Cane, what happend?
I know, Tomic isnt?
No, bandits.
What bandits?
Air...air...
What air?
Son go eat something...
Air..air
Mouth on mouth...
Go in the kitchen son, go.
Go my son, this is not for you.
Go now bastard...go eat something.
Little one, you really surprised me,
well done.
Liar!
Bravo!
One was come from the back,
big as giant...
like dinosaur...
and what I do?
I jump, step back, kick him,
take him for neck...
hes begging for mercy...
and then after comes
four more...
first one I block, kick the second one...
blood all over the room...
Im flying trough the window...
What are you doing?
Wait, its not finished yet.
I go up, then strong kick in
the nose,
I fall again...
take the stone from ground..
there was dark..
someone kick me, probably some worker..
or something,...
Come, seat.
You know what?
You are really good liar.
No.
Its not lie, its just making the story better.
My grandpa says, what will be if
we only tell the true.
You know what we and grandpa do?
All night we lie to each other.
Creating some story, miracles...
I do it to make you feel better.
You left this in the school yard.
I dont need that without icon.
Icon is on repairing,
My teacher said he will fix it.
You are real fancy.
What means fancy?
Like cool, who was dress you?
My stepbrother.
Dead man.
No this one is alive , two
of them.
They took me to the pub.
Youve been in pub?
I was think to buy myself wife, be cause the testament.
And did you buy?
No, grandpa says I will not find that in the pub,
only beer and fucking.
There was discount also.
You slept with whore in the pub?
No, I was runaway.
You did.
No I didnt.
I know you did.
Thats not testament.
Did you hear Tomic today?
They speak lies.
My mom just serve the drink's there.
I know.
Jasna!
Mother, what's wrong?
Nothing I just fall.
Should I call ambulance?
No, no.
How did you fall?
I dont know, I passed out.
I go get alcohol.
How did you run away?
I jumped through the window.
Does Jasna know something?
No, she doesn't.
Good, you didn't see or heard
something.
Didn't see, didn't heard.
Why is bell ringing?
I'm calling the priest!
What priest, call my Cane!
I will die when I want.
Priest is not only
for funerals.
Stop it now!
And that dress with flowers?
What I'm keeping.
If there is god's will,
You are not keeping her
for nothing.
Kid, go out, don't disturb the class.
I'll kill you.
Go kid, or i lead you out!
Here, its finished.
Watch the edges, its fresh.
Jasna, we need to go.
Where?
I was dream the grandpa again.
Hes calling me in the sleep.
And for you will be better
to go from this town.
Where?
In my village.
That I show you to the grandpa.
You didn't fill testament.
You should buy souvenir also.
I have icon.
Go in the town,
buy something.
Buy something nice
and pretty.
You have money.
Where is the money?
What did you do with money?
I gave it to your mom.
Why did you do that?
You wanted to buy wife?
You wanted to buy me?
Say it!
Your mom is in big debt Jasna.
You in debt to man with grey
moustache.
He's making problem to
your mom.
He want's to take you also.
Don't worry for us.
We don't need your money.
I don't need it also.
Be there after bell.
This was done by first
demolish firm in Serbia.
They gonna demolish
pyramides also.
Who's gonna demolish pyramides?
That's old theme leave that.
Like americans, whatever
is in the way of oil.
They just sign paper,
and say goodbye pyramides.
If something's on the way
of democracy.
Just demolish!
Now you gonna see...
Officer, lean on it.
The building start's to fly.
You will see a picture tommorow
in the newspapers.
What are you laughing for?
Nothing.
Look at that piece of work.
Be reasonable.
I offer you the most beautiful
girl in town.
And ammount what you write.
Im thinking... its nice
when man stays to the promise.
Testament.
Promise at all.
I need to show Jasna to grandpa.
What if she dont want?
She will, she will.
You need to ask the girl,
what does she want.
Must be, its testament.
Did you tell her?
He didnt.
But when she find out,
she will be happy about it.
Bosa!
My love...
Im here.
Where is Jasna?
For one hour, you take
It's different for half hour.
He is strict but correct.
My son Pajo, is fighting
all his life,
for progress and the better life in Serbia.
Democratic changes in Serbia,
was show true face of my son.
Dont suck when my mom
is speaking.
His vision to make the twin towers
in Serbia
And on you is now to decide
will you help him,
to finish his idea.
Come my son, let mom
kiss you.
When my mom is speaking,
no one suck! Understand?
When mom is speaking,
it must be,
Silence,or?
Thats right my love.
Do we have any weapon?
No, only gun.
Only gun?
Let her go, its our woman.
There is bodyguards in the house.
If someone doesn't wanna pay,
call them.
Let me go now, untie me.
No way.
What are you doing?
As I know, you don't work
here anymore.
You know how it goes..
Once policeman, always policeman.
Once whore, always whore.
Mr.President I'm asking myself,
what the woman see in me?
I think they go for beauty.
Do we have any weapon?
Nothing.
If any special request from the customer,
you decide the price yourself.
And that's your money.
Money you take right after
comming in room.
And one more technical thing.
Don't try to runaway.
He will kill you.
Is that wind?
Maybe.
Probably.
Probably not.
Throw the gun!
Fast!
Move that hand!
Jasna, my marriage offer
is still here.
What is it?
I do everything for money.
Just say it...
Take off your socks,
and put this on.
Why?
We gonna fly.
You steal, you steal from me?
No, no I'm not stealing.
So you work everything for money?
This time you work for free.
You have phone?
Yes.
Write...
I'm writing.
Jasna is free, sign Cane.
Nice name.
If only mom is not alive...
I would marry you now.
Should we kill her?
Hey, dont joke...
Thats my mom.
Im just joking.
My love I need to go...
Listen...
Ill be back...
You know what is the most
important in the world?
Nature good, Japanese tourism,
nothing like that...
Beauty.
For you is free, go in.
What?
She's here somewhere.
Where is she?
She's up.
Where up?
She was go with some bats.
What bats, what are you saying?
You shitting me, what bats?
Stupid ass.
I will marry you.
But not like blonde.
No, no you'll need it.
Drive straight to train station.
We will go in Sabac,
to my syster.
Thats only safe place.
Did you said last name Srbjanovic?
Knock, knock...
Whos home?
Ant...
Why are you not married?
To get family, children.
Look how skinny they are.
I should take them,
not opposite.
Knock, knock,
anyone home?
Good evening.
I was think its mister,
but is miss.
You have telegram, sign here.
There is a latz of towns in Serbia.
You don't like one,then
you move, or?
What are you doing here?
Why what?
It's a big country this Serbia.
Listen, you are strong woman or?
And you should shut your mouth.
I'm taking the kid in the hotel.
Don't touch the kid!
We will see is it daughter like mother.
I will teach her myself.
Why she need's school?
She should not care.
And you...
running away.
Running away from me...
Running.
Shame on you.
Go away from the table.
Hey, kid...
Come to uncle Paja.
Come, come...
Fucking bastards!
Boss, what happend?
What, what happend!
Take me out, fucking
bastard!
Do something!
Should we kill you now?
Its hurting me,
my love.
Stop it, stop!
I know what to do.
Well done my boy.
I can see you are good man.
My love, with us Serbs, only
people is still good.
Is that my boss hanging?
Maybe you see wrong.
Hey man, are you dead?
Kid, only you will get amnesty.
And you three...so fucked...
Brother, he's so cold.
Little oxygen...
I wanna kill him!
Not on the head!
You wanna let him go.
No, no i don't wanna sin.
Instead of giving us 50%,
you wanna kill us all or?
No, no if I'm in debt,
we can sort that out.
We can go on court,
old serbian tradition.
Why did you kick my
brother in the head.
I want money!
I don't have money.
What is this?
You are so rough...
And what you gonna do
with him?
We kill him.
Suddenly..
No, no.
We will not kill him.
We will castrate him.
Leave that tangs,
I have heavy hand.
Dont worry my hand is easy.
Like my grandpa.
Tangs please...
I forgot a icon.
You didn't, it's here.
Now I have everything.
You don't have a souvenir.
Don't kiss me for the souvenir.
So how?
Kiss me for the life.
If there is no life, then
for a souvenir.
So...
What now?
Why are you asking me?
Why not?
You know for klamps,
ask stepbrother.
You ask.
Me?
Im driving.
Stebrother, where is your village?
What village?
What did he said?
I didnt ask him?
Why?
They been speaking something.
Dont shake!
Im not shaking.
Stepbrother is speaking
really fast.
Oh my good friend...
Poor friend...
Binocular.
Church bell!
What bell?
Is not good...
Stepbrother, bell is ringing!
It's ringing in your head...
It's over stepbrother.
Grandpa!
It's really ringing.
The church bell!
Kid!
Grandpa!
Grandpa...
I knew it ...it's all over now.
What is over?
What is he yelling?
He said it's over.
Grandpa is dead.
What?
When someone dies, its ringing once...
To call all people.
It's not like that.
It was same with grandma...
That's wedding.
Wait, wait...
Wedding!
Not so loud.
Probably that guy is marrying Bosa.
No he's not.
Grandpa!
What are you doing?
Leave the dead people
in peace.
Grandpa.
My grandpa...
We are grandson's from
Trifun.
We bring you your grandson.
My Cane!
Didn't I tell you that he will come?
I bought a icon.
Did you bring the wife?
Jasna Nikolic.
Let me see you.
Beautiful, beautiful...
People! Are you crazy!
We have funeral here.
What we gonna do with dead man?
Man is dead, he will start to smell now!
One second...
God can't wait.
Yes he can.
Everything will be allright.
Hey boldie, who are you?
Who are you to stop the funeral?
Do you know that funeral
has advantage on the road.
Who the fuck are you?
Should I shoot them all?
No, no ...
I do it myself.
One by one.
What's this boss?
Shoot a little, to scare them.
Run, run...
What's this Cane?
Criminals are chasing us.
Criminals...
For me look's like fascist.
Third world war.
Second one is not over yet.
What will be...
My friend, this smells
like provocation in large scales.
I think this is only
small incident.
You said the same when
Hitler atacked Poland.
Hitler was atacked Poland
because hate,
and today's force is gracefull,
she kills from love.
No, no not like this...
This is not the old war, don't...
No, please this is my wedding.
Woman and children in church, hurry!
Music , play!
You two, go in the church!
Grandpa, Im not the child anymore.
Do you wanna marry?
I didn't ask her.
We will ask her.
Friend, bells!
Please, because couple bullets
we gonna ruin the wedding.
People, what are you doing?
Where are you going grandpa?
Friend order me to ring the bells.
Why the bell is ringing?
It's good that is ringing twice,
then people are happy...
Sound's like is ringing three times.
It's all about how they ring.
They can ring five times,
nine times,
just not once.
Bells is ringing for us.
Priest, remember where did you stop.
I'm just gonna finish something.
He's coming, don't worry...
People are you gonna fuck arround,
or get married!
Boss...
Wild pig...
Run!
Now...
He is here!
Do you Zivojin, take Bosa for your wife?
Yes!
Do you Bosa, take Zivojin
for you husband?
Yes!
I pronounce you married.
In the name of father, son,
and the holy ghost.
Amen.
Fucking bastards!
Stupid farmers!
I pronounce you man and wife.
Angel!
Does anyone know results
from Italien league?
All this smells like big provocation...
PROMISE ME THIS
Is that the school ?
The school is beside the church.
No, no that is the school.
You are so classic.
Thanks.
We will find the school and everything...
Everything will be there,
Only we will disappear.
Look how he is sleeping.
Grandpa, why?
Mister!
Magister Maksimovic...
from the ministry of education...
with collegue's...
I apologize, is there any school near?
Take your seat Cane.
Stanimire , today we are going to study
russian grammar cases.
[speaking Russian]
Is this a school!?
Not anymore sister.
Have a drink.
Dont cry, it's not healthy,
such beautiful eyes should not cry.
Dont.
Just a moment...
Its my beer !
Is this coal from state?
Yes it is.
Extinguish the fire!
Write!
Mr. Supervisor, beacuse the school has
only one student
beacuse the school has
only one student
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
Are you typing?
I'm typing.
I state that the school does not fill basic
conditions for work.
With decision from ministry
of Republic Serbia
this school will be closed
for inspection
that means, keys...
Educational employee
on waiting
till transfer on new duty.
And the student will be
redirected to closest school.
Signature
Why you cry,
are you sad about school?
No, I feel sad about teacher.
What did i say about
coal from state!
I will put order here.
Grandpa, what is it, dont cry.
Dont cry grandpa.
I m not crying.
Let me sleep.
Something cracked in my head.
I feel like crying
What was break in the head?
I m near the end
my brain is falling apart
Grandpa will go
Right away or?
Not now
but soon
What are you doing?
Turn on the sedative
Come Cvetka
there is something nice.
Look...
What are you looking?
Go , shame on you.
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Are you alive?
My grandpa
I decide to start from beginning
and there is one empty place
Never.
But miss...
Old days are coming
man never know
Some operation.
You see?
I guarantee,to sacrifice for you
But women, i will give everything for you
Woman go away from this village,
and this farmers
Last hole on earth.
I came in this hole alone,
my own choice.
You fill horny or?
Look friend , Bosa is getting smarter
You dont ask how is health?
Shes smarter now,
waiting, waiting
waiting to marry with you
and such a woman,
that drama
hills....
woman like limousine
With what good are you coming?
Its not so good,
bull needs to be castrated
Omo,omni,lopus
Its really strong my friend...
We are fixing feet or...?
No.
We cleaning him.
From what?
From sin.
Can animal be a sinner?
Animal cant, people are sinners.
So why are we cleaning him?
That he doesn bother
the cows.
And that cows not disturbing him also.
I dont understand.
You will, you will, hold the balls.
You calling me to come
Do you think im scared?
Whatever death comes, is not
worse then my life.
Look at my Cane.
Where i m gonna leave him?
And to who?
To fill your grandpas testament
you need to do three things.
First, you will take cow to
town and sell it
and buy icon of St.Nikola.
Buy also something for
yourself.
Some souvenir, something
you like
What will I buy?
Dont know.
Town is made for, everything you see
you wanna buy.
You will have money, be smart
and choose with heart.
Ok, icon, souvenir,
is there third thing.
Yes there is third.
Should i buy something for Bosa?
Leave Bosa out of this
If you buy, buy doesnt matter.
What is the third?
Find in town one nice and good wife.
Should I buy it?
If you can, buy it.
There is no luck if you
need to pay for wife.
Grandpa, what we need wife for?
You need wife.
When i die, on this two
hills
You and Bosa will
be alone
You need wife, you need family,
children.
Im to little for that grandpa.
To little, come come...
Now i show you,
come, come
To little, you say.
But when you watched Bosa
when she was bading naked
then you didnt be little
But Bosa is bading like
once in year
Thats why you need wife,
that you look her every day
That you take a bath
every day
and that every day then thing,
you know
You know that....
To hug.
Nothing
Go...
Cane, umbrella...
take the
umbrella.
Cane, you have in the town a man
called Trifun, a shoemaker...
He's got a house near the bridge
If you need something, he is my stepbrother.
Is Trifun alive?
I dont know.
I know where his house is.
Ok.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The great Gimba.
Fire!
Hes gone...
Look!
Farmer, i fuck your farmer mom
Sorry.
I fuck your cow.
My life's aim is to
kill a farmer.
To kill a farmer.
To kill the man.
You think its easy to
kill someone.
Its not.
You need to plan, discuss
You need a good weapon
What good weapon,
not like you, what?
take the gun in your hands?
feel bad and shot him?
But you wanna fuck the cow?
First i would fuck the cow,
after that it doesnt matter
Did you know that cows today
are products
of genetic engineering
they are just standing, eating,
shitting
and producing milk.
Straight into a machine.
I know some stuff, but about
engineering I don't know a thing
You dont know?
Does anyone understand?
What do you say?
Boss, I'll work with anything for money
just tell me and will fuck a cow, i will..
But i dont have the money...
I dont have money..
But you know that i know,
come with me..
Where is the money?
Tommorow or?
Tommorow you are in
hell.
In hell, you bastard.
Did you harvest?
I have little field boss, maybe
for the weekend we can go there.
And the cow, did she give birth?
Yes, yes, she did boss
And what does farmers drink?
Whiskey.
Look how he is bleeding...
Watch out, the car...
Blood...
Did he pay?
Cleaning.
Is this a good place
for that.
Don't worry, it's bulletproof.
Detonation coming, open your mouths!
From the start.
Jasna, Jasna
Make lunch, you
have carrots in the fridge.
But it's your turn to make
lunch.
You will be home earlier, 35 minutes
on low temperature
Don't worry
I was get an A in biology.
You probably wonder
how the twins exist here.
Because Serbia can offer Americans
maximum security options
And he knows that, do you know how?
Because he is a professional
in his trade.
Easy!
Krivokapici!
How are we gonna go forward in this world,
when they are pulling us back.
To city hall an old textile factory is more important
than great ideas
Like taking care of antiques!
Corruption...
Don't you worry about anything,
we are taking down the building in 15 days.
We will do the job like
if it were for ourselves.
afterwards it's thing for
the commission.
That's my worry.
You have one more problem.
Money guarantee.
Guaranted.
Now.
Easy.
Ok people, I'm speaking
about the investment here,
around 2 billion,
and you are joking me
about 20.000
Yes, 25
People,
How long am I going to teach
you about business
The building will lean 47 degrees.
The rest is up to gravity.
City hall has nothing to do with it.
Then you build that Taj mahal.
What Taj Mahal?
I'm building the new
world trade center
First in Serbia.
It sounds like she's horny.
Don't worry, just watch out
for wild pigs.
When I remember, I get goosebumps.
Officer, pay the people.
To me , I'm cashier.
There is your business partner.
Jasna, get out, the show
is starting.
Jasna come out to see.
Grandma what is he doing?
Bastard was fall in love
Then he won't know what to do.
Go wash your hands, and eat.
Jasna look.
Your mom is doing this.
My mom is a teacher,
she works in a kindergarden.
Yes, she does, right.
Wash your hands, quick
and then eat.
And now the star of the night,
the irresistable Dragica the pig.
Come, come
Jasna, look!
Go away - i will call the police!
Call, they will not come,
they're in the pub watching your mom!
Leave me and my mom
alone, do you hear?
Watch and learn, you will
need it.
Go away...fucking bastards.
Did you wash your hands?
I didn't.
Wash now, fucking shit,
or I'm coming in!
Your mom is a teacher, with children.
I was see you on the bridge.
I recognized you.
Say to Tomic, that I don't wanna see
any of his bastards here.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Go now, bastard.
I'm not a bastard.
So what are you?
I'm farmer.
So you dare to joke now.
Farmer, wake up!
Oh my god i killed a man.
Sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you.
Cow.
Do i look like a cow?
Far from that.
Where is my cow?
She's there.
Hey farmer, your umbrella!
Im Cane.
Im Jasna.
What, what?
Thanks god, thank you for the angel.
You are bit early
but it's ok
What are you doing here Bosa?
Cane told me that I can come.
Cane is not the head of the house.
Yes, he is, he is big now-
send him to town.
You should ask me, not Cane, ME!
oh my god and St.Nikola
What do you want Bosa?
I want that you eat something.
Did you cook soup on weeds?
Get out of here!
What weeds? I made you nice soup.
Go, go!
Let me work!
You need to get in shape
'til Cane comes.
Did you see that?
Yes, I see...
Hold this.
Good day kid, does your cow have papers?
No, she only has me.
Animals need to have papers.
Medical paper, blue paper, yellow paper,
red paper...
Isn't that for motor vehicles?
What do you know?
Show me your ID card.
I dont have that.
You dont have ID?
Quarantine.
Go!
My little sweet baby!
What has the cow got to
do with my ID?
Kid, dont play smart with me,
it's the rules of the EU
The cow goes in quarantine, and you
in prison for 2 days.
Help me!
People help!
People help!
Probably from Italy.
Sure.
Hes looking for Trifun.
The shoemaker?
Maybe hes hungry?
One more?
Farmer.
Why are you looking for Trifun?
They took my Cvetka.
They took his ant.
Fuck the ant.
How old was she?
Twelve years.
Young ant.
It's a pity, kid.
Kid..
Maybe he is a spy?
Go check that.
Thanks.
Where are you going, farmer?
Where are you going?
I go look for Trifun.
He told Trifun.
Say what do you need Trifun for?
Trifun is my grandfathers stepbrother.
Trifun is dead - why do you need him?
I dont know anyone
in this town.
If only someone
could help me.
What did he sad?
He thinks Trifun
is a vampire,
his grandpa and Trifun
are stepbrothers.
And that he doesnt have anyone
else in town.
Noone you sad?
What are we to you?
Stepbrother!
My stepbrother.
Do you even know how
often my grandfather,
talked about your grandfather
No, you dont know
You dont know, you dont!
For Zivojin!
This is Trifun.
Grandpa.
For Trifun!
Sorry grandpa.
When Trifun and your grandpa drink.
All west serbia is crying.
Thats why he died,
and his business was bancrupt.
Grandpa didnt die because
of alcohol!
He died because he was a
spiritual man.
Grandpa was a spiritual man,
God bless his soul.
But he was a drinker also.
And we, we work for criminals
Shame on us.
Hmm, my baby...
You are surrounded,
give us the ant!
And the Cvetka
the Cow also.
This world is out of love.
Real, friendly love.
Would you be so kind as to give me the gun?
Thankyou for the confidence.
Fucker!
Come, we'll go slowly...
Cvetka!
My Cvetka.
Buy a candle for Trifun,
and light it...
and light it.
You understand?
Yes, yes.
O, how these americans demolish,
with great honor.
They tear down,
but they rebuild also.
And demolish.
And rebuild.
It's better to demolish.
The rest of the money,
spend as you like.
Not what i want,
it's what I must.
What?
He probably has some debts.
Are you in debt to someone?
To grandpa.
I need to buy an icon, some souvenir,
and to find a wife.
Grandpa is getting married?
No, no, the wife is for me.
I dont wanna do it anymore.
You dont understand, the interest,
taxes, all those cost.
How do you count that?
I was work with that
only for you.
And then everything...
The more i work , the more I fall into debt.
I will not give Jasna.
You ruined me,
you will not ruin her.
Listen, Im giving
you a solution here.
To your daughter orgasm,
and to you money.
Even in America
they do the same thing..
I'm like an international bank,
there is no credits.
If you cooperate,
you get new credits.
If you don't - I fuck,I fuck.
Until the nervous breakdown.
A seria of nervous breakdown,
in serials.
Mom!
Mother!
Where are you?
No, not now, it's the most important,..
Stop...
What are you doing?
Im dancing.
And you?
I go change clothes,
and then to the firm, to straighten
things out with that bastard.
Grandma, is that a thief?
No my child, that looks
like love.
Go in the house and eat,
this is not for you.
Oh boy, what mess did you get into?
Stepbrother!
They want to take Jasna
as a slave.
What are you yelling for?
You need to help me.
They're gonna take Jasna.
What is he saying?
It's the testament.
What testament?
Grandpas testament.
Testament, shame on you.
Stepbrother, I can't break
the testament.
I need to bring a wife.
Wife!
I think is good now.
We will see.
This is going well..
Boss, let me shoot those bastards.
They will shoot us,
look how nervous they are.
Just give me the word,
I'll shoot them all.
Dont wave with those hands,
stupid!
When the time comes,
we shoot them like little kittens.
Hands up!
Dont worry, they are our friends.
Hey people, do you know
what Europe will do,
If you touch their people?
and in america....
Hands up!
Hey, why did you lie
that there is three of them?
I swear there was three.
Ok, where is the third one?
Hes up,
on the roof.
You took the gun from my godfather.
It's from 1823,
thats unique.
Smith and Weston.
Listen to this.
So!
Peace peace peace,
noones fault it is.
Noones fault it is,
join hands.
What a machine!
It's yours, and ours.
And mine, and yours.
Air conditioning, everything...
I'll take you far away,
from this gang of farmers.
These idiots.
Nice skin!
Natural.
Three priest will marry us.
Wedding.
Saturday.
Teno clock, church St.Marko.
After that, straight to the airport.
Honeymoon.
Bruxelles, seven days,
all in the package.
Kiss me, rough, cruel,
until nervous breakdown.
We will do that in better
conditions, at home.
I will show you...
Fuck your farmers mom...
Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you
for the help.
And you grandpa, live till I bring a wife.
St. Nikola.
Farmer, where is the cow?
Jasna, I was sell the cow
and bought a icon.
I mean they first stole it
from me.
Who stole what?
The cow, but that's not important now.
I took the money.
And you?
What me?
You recognized me.
I have already.
How did you find the cow?
Cvetka?
My grandfathers stepbrother was help me.
He's dead, but he helped me.
How could dead man help?
Im so stupid.
There is his grandsons, they helped me.
Grandpa was tell me that I
will recognized you,
from the first look.
Is he dead also?
No, but he said he will die,
if I dont fill the testament.
Does it hurt?
No.
You are really funny.
My love, Im coming back
spectacural..
Sensacional...
I will revenge to that evil farmer.
Im city type of man.
Did you get marry, Bosa?
Too heavy...
Do you need help?
He bought the wedding dress.
I have wedding dress
what you bought for me.
You just cant remember.
I didnt buy anything..
Boso, give me that stone.
That big one.
Dress with flowers.
After you sold the cow.
Silky one, 100 %.
You wash it only in warm water.
You can't remember or?
Not that one, the big one.
Ok, dont be angry.
Youre so heavy.
Come on woman, hurry up!
When I was put the dress,
you said
i look like fairy.
You promised, that you will
take me to the priest.
What priest?
Go down to the bell...
Please...
Fishes and other animals have shape,
what helps them to
move faster in their
enviroment?
Water.
and they breed trough special
organ whats called?
And that is?
And that is...
Gills.
let me hear everyone...
Gills.
Amphibians are creatures
who can
live both on earth and water...
In the water they breed trough skin,
And on the earth with...
Lungs.
Smart kids.
And word or two about reptiles.
Reptiles are animals, who doesnt
have always
same body temperature...
It dependes from temperature in enviroment.
And about birds,
Birds are only animals who
can fly..
Tomic, what are you doing?
Back on your seat.
What spieces we call vertebrate?
We have mammals...
What mammals do?
They breast feed.
They breast feed from the mom.
Teacher, its the best with example
from real life.
I know one guy from my village
He is football player,
every halftime he go home,
to breast feed.
and after that from 30 meters he scores...
Thats the real mammal player.
What the fuck!
Who is this?
Thats turbo mammal.
Farmer.
If you want i can
take care of him.
Ill show you, you and your care.
You want me to fail the test,
why are you doing this?
I want you to marry me?
Jasna, go outside and say to loverboy
to be quite.
You are crazy!
Man with gray moustach
wants to take you.
Listen go to your school,
and then do crazy stuff!
Here is not allowed!
I dont have school.
How is that?
It is closed.
For inspection.
I dont care, go somewhere
else,you cant stay here.
But I recognized you.
What did I do to you,
to suffer like this.
You destroyed my heart.
I destroyed you?
How did I do that?
You were married, and I was alone,
Waiting, waiting..
What was I supposed to do.
To kill my wife and get you.
If you think about my ex-boyfriend,
the driver,
he was an alcoholic.
I dont care about him.
If you think about travel salesman,
he was nice
he promised he will take me to the sea.
In Hungary or?
Youre so naughty.
With him, with him
you cheated on me..
With Trifun.
My stepbrother.
Shoemaker...
Hey, farmer!
Didnt I tell you to go
away.
Live my girl alone!
You understand?
I wait for Jasna,
I dont know your girlfriend.
Jasna is my girl, stupid.
Did you recognized her also.
Yes, but you will not be recognized.
Wanna fight ?
Stop with that!
You want me to call police.
What ?
You feel sorry for him?
Im calling police now.
Dont call police,
we just joking with him.
What did they do to you?
My icon.
Are you ok?
I have icon, I need souvenir...
You have souvenir , look
how big it is.
Do I have you?
Wash yourself.
Do it.
Stay here, i go get alcohol.
I dont drink alcohol.
Nice.
Not now, Im waiting
Come...
Did you light the candle for Trifun?
Yes.
Now you go with us,
you will not regret.
Not now, Im waiting Jasna
with alcohol.
There will be plenty of alcohol.
Girls....
People, Im waiting for Jasna!
What did he said?
Hes waiting for something!
Good evening, you have reservations?
Krivokapici.
Who's car was that?
Mine, why?
Didnt be in gear.
So that's that third man.
Hey kitty!
Welcome, my brother.
What is it, finaly a man,
family is treating, no problem.
He really need's a marriage,
hes grandpa is dying.
Marriage no way,
but fucking it's possible.
And for friends,
there is always discount.
Listen, keep away from my girl!
What did he said?
He's drunk, and underage...
Who's drunk?
Go away from here.
I don't have that.
I have only sexual services here,
every night is full.
Come to see..
Can't we do something?
That grandpa die happy?
Should we drug him?
Doe's he got ID card?
Don't know but we can fix that.
No, no, not like that.
Have a seat... come..
Sunshine, that's not for you,
i have better stuff.
Extra class.
Experienced woman.
Listen...
This young girls don't know
anything..
They just spread legs...and nothing.
There is no communication.
And with this one, you will enjoy,
and learn.
Ill give you something good.
I like how you thinkin'.
I want them dead tonight.
Brother, all this smells like
big shooting.
Just without latz of blood,
you know that I hate violence.
I know, I know.
Destroy this place!
What did he said?
Are you crazy...
be quite.
Banda...
Take little one in number 1.
We go.
Brother, but discount?
Come on, what are you waiting?
We go in other pub.
Discount.
Loly, you have extra customer
in number two.
Go now.
Sunshine, the room number two.
Go now.
Brother...
Are you for some refreshment?
Stupid, customer is always right!
Mister I apologize.
If I sad suck, you will suck.
You will ruin the reputation
of my son.
My son is first to bild the twin towers
in Serbia.
Whore, go out.
You are so tiny.
You are teacher.
Whatever, take your pants off.
Look, look...
Bite, maybe this will
pay you your 50%.
You are Jasna's mother.
How you know that?
Midget, see you in hell...
What midget?
He's just the kid.
Shut up whore or you go with him.
Me, whore?
Mother fucker!
Leave the kid alone!
You kid, you didnt see anything!
Ill kill you, i swear...
Come on...
Bulletproof.
My car!
You killed my car!
He was not in gear!
Asshole!
Fucking asshole!
Hey little boy,
pretend, pretend...
Please...
I think you will go back home with
dry dick.
Cane, what happend?
I know, Tomic isnt?
No, bandits.
What bandits?
Air...air...
What air?
Son go eat something...
Air..air
Mouth on mouth...
Go in the kitchen son, go.
Go my son, this is not for you.
Go now bastard...go eat something.
Little one, you really surprised me,
well done.
Liar!
Bravo!
One was come from the back,
big as giant...
like dinosaur...
and what I do?
I jump, step back, kick him,
take him for neck...
hes begging for mercy...
and then after comes
four more...
first one I block, kick the second one...
blood all over the room...
Im flying trough the window...
What are you doing?
Wait, its not finished yet.
I go up, then strong kick in
the nose,
I fall again...
take the stone from ground..
there was dark..
someone kick me, probably some worker..
or something,...
Come, seat.
You know what?
You are really good liar.
No.
Its not lie, its just making the story better.
My grandpa says, what will be if
we only tell the true.
You know what we and grandpa do?
All night we lie to each other.
Creating some story, miracles...
I do it to make you feel better.
You left this in the school yard.
I dont need that without icon.
Icon is on repairing,
My teacher said he will fix it.
You are real fancy.
What means fancy?
Like cool, who was dress you?
My stepbrother.
Dead man.
No this one is alive , two
of them.
They took me to the pub.
Youve been in pub?
I was think to buy myself wife, be cause the testament.
And did you buy?
No, grandpa says I will not find that in the pub,
only beer and fucking.
There was discount also.
You slept with whore in the pub?
No, I was runaway.
You did.
No I didnt.
I know you did.
Thats not testament.
Did you hear Tomic today?
They speak lies.
My mom just serve the drink's there.
I know.
Jasna!
Mother, what's wrong?
Nothing I just fall.
Should I call ambulance?
No, no.
How did you fall?
I dont know, I passed out.
I go get alcohol.
How did you run away?
I jumped through the window.
Does Jasna know something?
No, she doesn't.
Good, you didn't see or heard
something.
Didn't see, didn't heard.
Why is bell ringing?
I'm calling the priest!
What priest, call my Cane!
I will die when I want.
Priest is not only
for funerals.
Stop it now!
And that dress with flowers?
What I'm keeping.
If there is god's will,
You are not keeping her
for nothing.
Kid, go out, don't disturb the class.
I'll kill you.
Go kid, or i lead you out!
Here, its finished.
Watch the edges, its fresh.
Jasna, we need to go.
Where?
I was dream the grandpa again.
Hes calling me in the sleep.
And for you will be better
to go from this town.
Where?
In my village.
That I show you to the grandpa.
You didn't fill testament.
You should buy souvenir also.
I have icon.
Go in the town,
buy something.
Buy something nice
and pretty.
You have money.
Where is the money?
What did you do with money?
I gave it to your mom.
Why did you do that?
You wanted to buy wife?
You wanted to buy me?
Say it!
Your mom is in big debt Jasna.
You in debt to man with grey
moustache.
He's making problem to
your mom.
He want's to take you also.
Don't worry for us.
We don't need your money.
I don't need it also.
Be there after bell.
This was done by first
demolish firm in Serbia.
They gonna demolish
pyramides also.
Who's gonna demolish pyramides?
That's old theme leave that.
Like americans, whatever
is in the way of oil.
They just sign paper,
and say goodbye pyramides.
If something's on the way
of democracy.
Just demolish!
Now you gonna see...
Officer, lean on it.
The building start's to fly.
You will see a picture tommorow
in the newspapers.
What are you laughing for?
Nothing.
Look at that piece of work.
Be reasonable.
I offer you the most beautiful
girl in town.
And ammount what you write.
Im thinking... its nice
when man stays to the promise.
Testament.
Promise at all.
I need to show Jasna to grandpa.
What if she dont want?
She will, she will.
You need to ask the girl,
what does she want.
Must be, its testament.
Did you tell her?
He didnt.
But when she find out,
she will be happy about it.
Bosa!
My love...
Im here.
Where is Jasna?
For one hour, you take
It's different for half hour.
He is strict but correct.
My son Pajo, is fighting
all his life,
for progress and the better life in Serbia.
Democratic changes in Serbia,
was show true face of my son.
Dont suck when my mom
is speaking.
His vision to make the twin towers
in Serbia
And on you is now to decide
will you help him,
to finish his idea.
Come my son, let mom
kiss you.
When my mom is speaking,
no one suck! Understand?
When mom is speaking,
it must be,
Silence,or?
Thats right my love.
Do we have any weapon?
No, only gun.
Only gun?
Let her go, its our woman.
There is bodyguards in the house.
If someone doesn't wanna pay,
call them.
Let me go now, untie me.
No way.
What are you doing?
As I know, you don't work
here anymore.
You know how it goes..
Once policeman, always policeman.
Once whore, always whore.
Mr.President I'm asking myself,
what the woman see in me?
I think they go for beauty.
Do we have any weapon?
Nothing.
If any special request from the customer,
you decide the price yourself.
And that's your money.
Money you take right after
comming in room.
And one more technical thing.
Don't try to runaway.
He will kill you.
Is that wind?
Maybe.
Probably.
Probably not.
Throw the gun!
Fast!
Move that hand!
Jasna, my marriage offer
is still here.
What is it?
I do everything for money.
Just say it...
Take off your socks,
and put this on.
Why?
We gonna fly.
You steal, you steal from me?
No, no I'm not stealing.
So you work everything for money?
This time you work for free.
You have phone?
Yes.
Write...
I'm writing.
Jasna is free, sign Cane.
Nice name.
If only mom is not alive...
I would marry you now.
Should we kill her?
Hey, dont joke...
Thats my mom.
Im just joking.
My love I need to go...
Listen...
Ill be back...
You know what is the most
important in the world?
Nature good, Japanese tourism,
nothing like that...
Beauty.
For you is free, go in.
What?
She's here somewhere.
Where is she?
She's up.
Where up?
She was go with some bats.
What bats, what are you saying?
You shitting me, what bats?
Stupid ass.
I will marry you.
But not like blonde.
No, no you'll need it.
Drive straight to train station.
We will go in Sabac,
to my syster.
Thats only safe place.
Did you said last name Srbjanovic?
Knock, knock...
Whos home?
Ant...
Why are you not married?
To get family, children.
Look how skinny they are.
I should take them,
not opposite.
Knock, knock,
anyone home?
Good evening.
I was think its mister,
but is miss.
You have telegram, sign here.
There is a latz of towns in Serbia.
You don't like one,then
you move, or?
What are you doing here?
Why what?
It's a big country this Serbia.
Listen, you are strong woman or?
And you should shut your mouth.
I'm taking the kid in the hotel.
Don't touch the kid!
We will see is it daughter like mother.
I will teach her myself.
Why she need's school?
She should not care.
And you...
running away.
Running away from me...
Running.
Shame on you.
Go away from the table.
Hey, kid...
Come to uncle Paja.
Come, come...
Fucking bastards!
Boss, what happend?
What, what happend!
Take me out, fucking
bastard!
Do something!
Should we kill you now?
Its hurting me,
my love.
Stop it, stop!
I know what to do.
Well done my boy.
I can see you are good man.
My love, with us Serbs, only
people is still good.
Is that my boss hanging?
Maybe you see wrong.
Hey man, are you dead?
Kid, only you will get amnesty.
And you three...so fucked...
Brother, he's so cold.
Little oxygen...
I wanna kill him!
Not on the head!
You wanna let him go.
No, no i don't wanna sin.
Instead of giving us 50%,
you wanna kill us all or?
No, no if I'm in debt,
we can sort that out.
We can go on court,
old serbian tradition.
Why did you kick my
brother in the head.
I want money!
I don't have money.
What is this?
You are so rough...
And what you gonna do
with him?
We kill him.
Suddenly..
No, no.
We will not kill him.
We will castrate him.
Leave that tangs,
I have heavy hand.
Dont worry my hand is easy.
Like my grandpa.
Tangs please...
I forgot a icon.
You didn't, it's here.
Now I have everything.
You don't have a souvenir.
Don't kiss me for the souvenir.
So how?
Kiss me for the life.
If there is no life, then
for a souvenir.
So...
What now?
Why are you asking me?
Why not?
You know for klamps,
ask stepbrother.
You ask.
Me?
Im driving.
Stebrother, where is your village?
What village?
What did he said?
I didnt ask him?
Why?
They been speaking something.
Dont shake!
Im not shaking.
Stepbrother is speaking
really fast.
Oh my good friend...
Poor friend...
Binocular.
Church bell!
What bell?
Is not good...
Stepbrother, bell is ringing!
It's ringing in your head...
It's over stepbrother.
Grandpa!
It's really ringing.
The church bell!
Kid!
Grandpa!
Grandpa...
I knew it ...it's all over now.
What is over?
What is he yelling?
He said it's over.
Grandpa is dead.
What?
When someone dies, its ringing once...
To call all people.
It's not like that.
It was same with grandma...
That's wedding.
Wait, wait...
Wedding!
Not so loud.
Probably that guy is marrying Bosa.
No he's not.
Grandpa!
What are you doing?
Leave the dead people
in peace.
Grandpa.
My grandpa...
We are grandson's from
Trifun.
We bring you your grandson.
My Cane!
Didn't I tell you that he will come?
I bought a icon.
Did you bring the wife?
Jasna Nikolic.
Let me see you.
Beautiful, beautiful...
People! Are you crazy!
We have funeral here.
What we gonna do with dead man?
Man is dead, he will start to smell now!
One second...
God can't wait.
Yes he can.
Everything will be allright.
Hey boldie, who are you?
Who are you to stop the funeral?
Do you know that funeral
has advantage on the road.
Who the fuck are you?
Should I shoot them all?
No, no ...
I do it myself.
One by one.
What's this boss?
Shoot a little, to scare them.
Run, run...
What's this Cane?
Criminals are chasing us.
Criminals...
For me look's like fascist.
Third world war.
Second one is not over yet.
What will be...
My friend, this smells
like provocation in large scales.
I think this is only
small incident.
You said the same when
Hitler atacked Poland.
Hitler was atacked Poland
because hate,
and today's force is gracefull,
she kills from love.
No, no not like this...
This is not the old war, don't...
No, please this is my wedding.
Woman and children in church, hurry!
Music , play!
You two, go in the church!
Grandpa, Im not the child anymore.
Do you wanna marry?
I didn't ask her.
We will ask her.
Friend, bells!
Please, because couple bullets
we gonna ruin the wedding.
People, what are you doing?
Where are you going grandpa?
Friend order me to ring the bells.
Why the bell is ringing?
It's good that is ringing twice,
then people are happy...
Sound's like is ringing three times.
It's all about how they ring.
They can ring five times,
nine times,
just not once.
Bells is ringing for us.
Priest, remember where did you stop.
I'm just gonna finish something.
He's coming, don't worry...
People are you gonna fuck arround,
or get married!
Boss...
Wild pig...
Run!
Now...
He is here!
Do you Zivojin, take Bosa for your wife?
Yes!
Do you Bosa, take Zivojin
for you husband?
Yes!
I pronounce you married.
In the name of father, son,
and the holy ghost.
Amen.
Fucking bastards!
Stupid farmers!
I pronounce you man and wife.
Angel!
Does anyone know results
from Italien league?
All this smells like big provocation...