Future-Worm! (2015) s00e01 Episode Script

NARRATOR: This is Danny.
His life changed forever when visited by a time-traveling worm.
- Are you from the future? - [SPITS.]
You know it.
MALE NARRATOR: One boy, one worm! These are their adventures.
1x01 - "No Anchovies" FUTURE-WORM: Welcome to Three Second Abs.
- You ready? - You know it.
Begin! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
I'm so hungry, man.
I'm ordering a pizza.
Excellent, but no anchovies.
I hate anchovies! - Hey, Danny, the usual? - Yeah, but no anchovies.
It'll be there in 20 minutes.
Piece out.
What? Twenty minutes? I'm starving, I can't wait that long! Come on, we're going 20 minutes to the future for our pizza! FUTURE-WORM: Come on, let's go.
[SCREAMING.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
Uh, I think we took a wrong turn.
- Man, this place rules! - And look, our pizza! Whoo, let's grab it and get out of here! - Let's go eat some pizza! - Yeah, sweet! [ROARING.]
Whoa, a monster anchovy! [ROARING.]
I told ya, I hate anchovies! [ROARING.]
Wait.
This looks like a job for Robo-Carp at your service, masters.
Fetch us that pizza! Affirmative.
Fetching, fetchi [YELLING.]
Weak! That's it, I'm gonna show this punk who's boss.
Yo! Check these suckers out! [GRUNTS.]
Huh? [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
Huh? [GRUNTING.]
Give him an autograph and I'll go grab the pizza.
So, who am I making this out to? [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
All right, okay.
- Whoo, I got it.
Let's go! - Yeah, let's go! Huh? [ROARS.]
Wait for me, masters.
Mmm, this is tasty, bro! There's anchovies on this! There's anchovies!