Gravity Falls (2012) s00e01 Episode Script
Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained (Short 1): Candy Monster
Well, that concludes Gravity Falls anomaly #13: The Mobius Chicken Strip.
It's infinitely delicious! Whoa, hey, what the Mabel, did you see that? Wake up! - Never.
Let me sleep forever.
- Some creature just jumped out of nowhere.
It's eating our leftover Summerween candy! - What! - Look! Ew, it's like a naked little man.
Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained #76: Uh, That Thing.
No, put it down! Put it down.
Oh, gross! Okay, I'm ready.
I've covered myself in armour.
- I'm going to capture him for science.
- And for candy! Get this on tape, in case I die, or whatever.
No, die mutant, die! Save the candy! Where is it? Have you seen it? Ah, no! He's wasting candy! Dipper, open your mouth! - Try to put some candy in your mouth! - What, no, why would I Actually that's pretty good.
Look! He's hynotized by the TV! Ha, and he dropped the candy.
What a little dummy.
Glued to the to the Oh, I love this movie.
Shouldn't we, uh, do something - about the monster? - Candy now.
Monster later.
Hey Dipper! Hey Mabel! - Hey Grunkle Stan.
- Well, I guess that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural.
The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster.
Psst, Stan, what's he talking about?
It's infinitely delicious! Whoa, hey, what the Mabel, did you see that? Wake up! - Never.
Let me sleep forever.
- Some creature just jumped out of nowhere.
It's eating our leftover Summerween candy! - What! - Look! Ew, it's like a naked little man.
Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained #76: Uh, That Thing.
No, put it down! Put it down.
Oh, gross! Okay, I'm ready.
I've covered myself in armour.
- I'm going to capture him for science.
- And for candy! Get this on tape, in case I die, or whatever.
No, die mutant, die! Save the candy! Where is it? Have you seen it? Ah, no! He's wasting candy! Dipper, open your mouth! - Try to put some candy in your mouth! - What, no, why would I Actually that's pretty good.
Look! He's hynotized by the TV! Ha, and he dropped the candy.
What a little dummy.
Glued to the to the Oh, I love this movie.
Shouldn't we, uh, do something - about the monster? - Candy now.
Monster later.
Hey Dipper! Hey Mabel! - Hey Grunkle Stan.
- Well, I guess that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural.
The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster.
Psst, Stan, what's he talking about?