Gravity Falls (2012) s00e02 Episode Script
Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained (Short 2): Stan's Tatoo
1 [imitating sound.]
Hello, I'm Dipper Pines.
The girl trying to crush my head is Mabel.
I'm helping! Today, on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained Okay, that that's enough.
Today we investigate anomaly #23: "Grunkle Stan's secret tattoo.
" What is he hiding? A college prank? Secret symbol? Or something stranger? Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out.
Mabel: Right after another exciting episode of "what's under Mabel's bandage?" - Doo doo - Ew! Mabel! Okay, here's the plan.
Stan never takes off his undershirt obviously to hide his tattoo.
But me and Soos are about to - turn up the heat on this mystery.
- [Laughs.]
Literally! I love how you come up with stuff like that.
Whoo! Hot in here today, huh, Mr.
Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we worked without our shirts on? Am I right? Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on.
Ah, don't be shy, Mr.
Pines.
[Grunts.]
Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of.
Watch the shop for a minute, Soos.
I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out.
Doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot, hey - # Dat dat dat dat dat # - Okay, plan B.
Heavens! Is that poison oak on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you.
Kid, if you're trying to see my tattoo, you're gonna have to try harder than that.
Aha! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo! I don't.
But you do.
What do you mean I Aah! Okay, plan C.
Stan is in the shower.
I wish it hadn't come to this, but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science.
Mabel: I believe in you, Goober.
Dipper.
Just say Dipper.
You're never gonna see it, kid.
Never gonna see it.
Dipper: How long have you been standing there? - Give me that camera! - Aah! So I just figured I'd chill out on the roof for a while.
Stan: I'm gonna find you, kid! Well, that's it for this episode.
Stan's tattoo remains a mystery, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered.
Doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot
Hello, I'm Dipper Pines.
The girl trying to crush my head is Mabel.
I'm helping! Today, on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained Okay, that that's enough.
Today we investigate anomaly #23: "Grunkle Stan's secret tattoo.
" What is he hiding? A college prank? Secret symbol? Or something stranger? Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out.
Mabel: Right after another exciting episode of "what's under Mabel's bandage?" - Doo doo - Ew! Mabel! Okay, here's the plan.
Stan never takes off his undershirt obviously to hide his tattoo.
But me and Soos are about to - turn up the heat on this mystery.
- [Laughs.]
Literally! I love how you come up with stuff like that.
Whoo! Hot in here today, huh, Mr.
Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we worked without our shirts on? Am I right? Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on.
Ah, don't be shy, Mr.
Pines.
[Grunts.]
Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of.
Watch the shop for a minute, Soos.
I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out.
Doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot, hey - # Dat dat dat dat dat # - Okay, plan B.
Heavens! Is that poison oak on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you.
Kid, if you're trying to see my tattoo, you're gonna have to try harder than that.
Aha! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo! I don't.
But you do.
What do you mean I Aah! Okay, plan C.
Stan is in the shower.
I wish it hadn't come to this, but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science.
Mabel: I believe in you, Goober.
Dipper.
Just say Dipper.
You're never gonna see it, kid.
Never gonna see it.
Dipper: How long have you been standing there? - Give me that camera! - Aah! So I just figured I'd chill out on the roof for a while.
Stan: I'm gonna find you, kid! Well, that's it for this episode.
Stan's tattoo remains a mystery, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered.
Doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot