Future-Worm! (2015) s00e03 Episode Script
Insta-Beard
MALE NARRATOR: This is Danny.
His life changed forever when visited by a time-traveling worm.
- Are you from the future? - [SPITS.]
You know it! MALE NARRATOR: One boy, one worm! These are their adventures.
1x03 - "Insta-Beard" Future-Worm, your beard's amazing.
Thanks, man.
It's bulletproof too.
[CLANKING.]
[WHISTLING.]
Hey, Dad! Oh, hey, boys! What you up to? Just admiring Future-Worm's amazing beard.
[GASPS.]
Dad! You should totally grow a beard! Totally.
[SIGHS.]
I wish I could, son.
More than anything.
But I've never been able to grow a beard.
Ever.
I'll see you boys later.
- Bummer.
- We got to get my dad a beard! I know just the thing.
But we got to pick it up in the year 5184.
DAD: "Insta-Beard"? Yeah, it's from the future.
Just spray it on.
All righty.
I have a beard! - Yeah! - Yep.
Whoa, it's still growing! - Uh-oh.
- Uh, Danny What's happening? [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
I'm here to wreak havoc! [LAUGHING.]
Get off of me, mister! Silence! [MUFFLED CRIES.]
[BEARD LAUGHING.]
It's time for - Robo-Carp! - Shave that beard off my dad! Activate razor.
Shaving, shaving, shaving, shave [LOUD EXPLOSION.]
[SIGHS.]
Weak! Now feel my wrath, you fools! [BEARD LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
Dude, this is expired! We got a rotten beard! I've dealt with this kind of thing before! [YELLING.]
Whoa! We just got to ride it out for a few more seconds! Trust me! Hear that, Dad? Just ride it out! [MUFFLED SPEECH.]
- Cool.
- Sorry, Dad.
Yeah, my bad too on, uh, not, uh, checking that expiration date.
Are you kidding, boys? I finally got to feel what it was like to have a beard.
Even if it did turn evil, it was all worth it! Cool.
Now let's make beard angels! Yeah, dude, this rules.
- I've never done this before.
- Look at this one.
His life changed forever when visited by a time-traveling worm.
- Are you from the future? - [SPITS.]
You know it! MALE NARRATOR: One boy, one worm! These are their adventures.
1x03 - "Insta-Beard" Future-Worm, your beard's amazing.
Thanks, man.
It's bulletproof too.
[CLANKING.]
[WHISTLING.]
Hey, Dad! Oh, hey, boys! What you up to? Just admiring Future-Worm's amazing beard.
[GASPS.]
Dad! You should totally grow a beard! Totally.
[SIGHS.]
I wish I could, son.
More than anything.
But I've never been able to grow a beard.
Ever.
I'll see you boys later.
- Bummer.
- We got to get my dad a beard! I know just the thing.
But we got to pick it up in the year 5184.
DAD: "Insta-Beard"? Yeah, it's from the future.
Just spray it on.
All righty.
I have a beard! - Yeah! - Yep.
Whoa, it's still growing! - Uh-oh.
- Uh, Danny What's happening? [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
I'm here to wreak havoc! [LAUGHING.]
Get off of me, mister! Silence! [MUFFLED CRIES.]
[BEARD LAUGHING.]
It's time for - Robo-Carp! - Shave that beard off my dad! Activate razor.
Shaving, shaving, shaving, shave [LOUD EXPLOSION.]
[SIGHS.]
Weak! Now feel my wrath, you fools! [BEARD LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
Dude, this is expired! We got a rotten beard! I've dealt with this kind of thing before! [YELLING.]
Whoa! We just got to ride it out for a few more seconds! Trust me! Hear that, Dad? Just ride it out! [MUFFLED SPEECH.]
- Cool.
- Sorry, Dad.
Yeah, my bad too on, uh, not, uh, checking that expiration date.
Are you kidding, boys? I finally got to feel what it was like to have a beard.
Even if it did turn evil, it was all worth it! Cool.
Now let's make beard angels! Yeah, dude, this rules.
- I've never done this before.
- Look at this one.