LEGO MARVEL Super Heroes: Guardians of Galaxy (2017) s00e03 Episode Script
The Thanos Threat (Part 3) - The Thing About Thanos
[music.]
Come on, get it under control.
[Gasps.]
[Alarm blaring.]
Not good, not good, not good! Well, that wasn't so bad.
[Crash, clatter.]
Oh boy, Star-Lord's gonna be star-mad that I dented his new ride.
[Sighs.]
I don't know where these go without the instructions.
- Quiet, Gamora.
- Drax? - There you are! - Shush! [Music.]
I was transported here out of that strange portal we all passed through.
I do not think we all ended up in the same place.
[Gamora.]
Obviously.
[Drax.]
I was destined to land here where I can attack and destroy my ultimate opponent, Thanos.
- It is what I am good at, destroying.
- That's a really bad idea, Drax.
Attack him and you'll be between a rock and a hard place.
- Yes, I am.
- Ugh.
Mr.
Literal strikes again.
Who is that? I wish to lay waste to everyone and everything in the universe, to turn all things to dust.
Hm, but then no one will be left to worship me.
Okay, I'll destroy half the universe, then get the other half to bow down to me.
Yes, I like that.
Thus I will build the BLT! [evil laughter.]
[music.]
Hm, what are you looking at? [evil laughter.]
Time to check in with Ronan.
Hello? Oh hey, Thanos, what's up? [Thanos.]
Where is my Build Stone? Well, the one who calls himself Star-Lord stole it from the Ravagers who stole it from me.
Then get it back! [sighing.]
Such foul villainy.
I can no longer take it.
I must destroy him! [warcry.]
[shouting.]
[grumbling.]
[grunting.]
[panting.]
I I will destroy you.
Not today! I will destroy you! [Music.]
Now, you will see my finishing move.
I have a lot of time floating around here to think of finishing moves.
Let him go, Dad! You never like any of my friends! That's because your friends are pests! [groaning.]
You just had to attack him, didn't you? Sometimes you are so hard-headed.
I am pretty sure my head is hard all the time.
[grunting.]
Hey, I think we got disconnected back there.
Must be bad reception, the middle of Knowhere! No! Fools, you let them escape! [Nebula.]
It's because this portal remote is a piece of junk.
Fine, fine, next time I won't buy the clearance model.
[yells.]
Find them and get me my Build Stone!
Come on, get it under control.
[Gasps.]
[Alarm blaring.]
Not good, not good, not good! Well, that wasn't so bad.
[Crash, clatter.]
Oh boy, Star-Lord's gonna be star-mad that I dented his new ride.
[Sighs.]
I don't know where these go without the instructions.
- Quiet, Gamora.
- Drax? - There you are! - Shush! [Music.]
I was transported here out of that strange portal we all passed through.
I do not think we all ended up in the same place.
[Gamora.]
Obviously.
[Drax.]
I was destined to land here where I can attack and destroy my ultimate opponent, Thanos.
- It is what I am good at, destroying.
- That's a really bad idea, Drax.
Attack him and you'll be between a rock and a hard place.
- Yes, I am.
- Ugh.
Mr.
Literal strikes again.
Who is that? I wish to lay waste to everyone and everything in the universe, to turn all things to dust.
Hm, but then no one will be left to worship me.
Okay, I'll destroy half the universe, then get the other half to bow down to me.
Yes, I like that.
Thus I will build the BLT! [evil laughter.]
[music.]
Hm, what are you looking at? [evil laughter.]
Time to check in with Ronan.
Hello? Oh hey, Thanos, what's up? [Thanos.]
Where is my Build Stone? Well, the one who calls himself Star-Lord stole it from the Ravagers who stole it from me.
Then get it back! [sighing.]
Such foul villainy.
I can no longer take it.
I must destroy him! [warcry.]
[shouting.]
[grumbling.]
[grunting.]
[panting.]
I I will destroy you.
Not today! I will destroy you! [Music.]
Now, you will see my finishing move.
I have a lot of time floating around here to think of finishing moves.
Let him go, Dad! You never like any of my friends! That's because your friends are pests! [groaning.]
You just had to attack him, didn't you? Sometimes you are so hard-headed.
I am pretty sure my head is hard all the time.
[grunting.]
Hey, I think we got disconnected back there.
Must be bad reception, the middle of Knowhere! No! Fools, you let them escape! [Nebula.]
It's because this portal remote is a piece of junk.
Fine, fine, next time I won't buy the clearance model.
[yells.]
Find them and get me my Build Stone!