LEGO MARVEL Super Heroes: Guardians of Galaxy (2017) s00e04 Episode Script
The Thanos Threat (Part 4) - I Am Grooooot
[Music.]
- [Yondu.]
What took you so long? - Ah, I have had a day.
I had to call customer service three times about this remote.
- [Chuckles.]
And did that help? - No.
They outsource their tech support to Stark Industries and I was talking to a robot, but no matter.
Where is the Build Stone? [Yondu.]
Yeah, that was pretty tricky grabbing it from Quill at Knowhere.
And now that 50 million units we talked about? [Rocket.]
All right, stay here, I'm gonna sneak closer.
- I am Groot? - Don't worry.
Just be careful around this soil.
I don't like the color of it.
I am Groot.
[Ronan.]
Yes, Thanos intends to build a BLT with the Build Stone.
Thanos is building a BLT? Oh, I could totally go for one of those.
- What? - [Laughs.]
Hey! Lookie who I found creeping through the woods.
That little beast! I accuse you of spying.
[Chuckles.]
Good call, yeah, obviously! [Taserface.]
Let's eat him, I bet he tastes like chicken.
[Quill.]
Oh, that portal experience is the worst.
Okay, wait, what's happening here? Taserface, are you trying to eat someone again? I accuse you of being a party crasher! Rather than accusing how about a-blasting? [grunting.]
Rocket, we gotta move! Get me the Build Stone! Don't let them escape! [Rocket.]
Quill, toss me the Build Stone! [Ronan.]
I accuse them of hurting! [Quill.]
Gimme that, I got an idea.
- Oh! - Oh no! [whistling.]
[Yondu.]
All right, boy, time for you to pay - for stealing from the Ravagers.
- Yondu, come on.
I mean, didn't you always say I was like a son to you? [Yondu.]
Eh, more like a nephew, one that may or may not taste like chicken.
[Taserface.]
Oh, oh, maybe we could eat 'em both.
- Oh, again with the eating! - [Laughs.]
Winning, there's nothing quite like it.
Do whatever you want with these two.
[Yondu.]
There's still the matter of the, uh, well, the uh, 50 million units! [Groot.]
I am Groot! [shouting.]
[Laughs.]
Our little twig grew up! I'm so proud of him.
Go get 'em, big guy! [grunting.]
- Run away! - Head for the portal! - No, Yondu first! - What do you think you're doing? [whimpering.]
I will not sit on your lap! [Yondu.]
Move it, move it, go, go, go! [Quill.]
Yeah, good job, buddy.
- Oh boy! - Hey, calm down already.
Groot? [Mantis.]
Calm your mind, Groot.
Feel your inner peace.
- [Rocket.]
What is she doing to him? - Hey, Mantis, nice to see you.
[Mantis.]
Shh, can't you see I am using my empathic powers to calm his rage? [Rocket.]
Yeah, Quill, can't you see that? - I am Groot.
- All better now.
I was out here communing with the forest and suddenly sensed Groot's rage.
He got overloaded from the radioactive soil.
Must be gamma radiation.
Surprised he didn't turn big and green.
- I am Groot.
- We gotta get moving.
Ronan is taking the Build Stone to Thanos as we speak.
- Thanos, he's involved? - [Rocket.]
Isn't he always? I've actually got a plan.
You three take those ships.
We have to stop Ronan and Thanos.
- [Mantis.]
Whatever you need, Peter.
- I am Groot.
[Rocket.]
You know, it was so much easier to jam you into a ship when you were just a twig.
[Quill.]
It's time to guard the galaxy.
- [Yondu.]
What took you so long? - Ah, I have had a day.
I had to call customer service three times about this remote.
- [Chuckles.]
And did that help? - No.
They outsource their tech support to Stark Industries and I was talking to a robot, but no matter.
Where is the Build Stone? [Yondu.]
Yeah, that was pretty tricky grabbing it from Quill at Knowhere.
And now that 50 million units we talked about? [Rocket.]
All right, stay here, I'm gonna sneak closer.
- I am Groot? - Don't worry.
Just be careful around this soil.
I don't like the color of it.
I am Groot.
[Ronan.]
Yes, Thanos intends to build a BLT with the Build Stone.
Thanos is building a BLT? Oh, I could totally go for one of those.
- What? - [Laughs.]
Hey! Lookie who I found creeping through the woods.
That little beast! I accuse you of spying.
[Chuckles.]
Good call, yeah, obviously! [Taserface.]
Let's eat him, I bet he tastes like chicken.
[Quill.]
Oh, that portal experience is the worst.
Okay, wait, what's happening here? Taserface, are you trying to eat someone again? I accuse you of being a party crasher! Rather than accusing how about a-blasting? [grunting.]
Rocket, we gotta move! Get me the Build Stone! Don't let them escape! [Rocket.]
Quill, toss me the Build Stone! [Ronan.]
I accuse them of hurting! [Quill.]
Gimme that, I got an idea.
- Oh! - Oh no! [whistling.]
[Yondu.]
All right, boy, time for you to pay - for stealing from the Ravagers.
- Yondu, come on.
I mean, didn't you always say I was like a son to you? [Yondu.]
Eh, more like a nephew, one that may or may not taste like chicken.
[Taserface.]
Oh, oh, maybe we could eat 'em both.
- Oh, again with the eating! - [Laughs.]
Winning, there's nothing quite like it.
Do whatever you want with these two.
[Yondu.]
There's still the matter of the, uh, well, the uh, 50 million units! [Groot.]
I am Groot! [shouting.]
[Laughs.]
Our little twig grew up! I'm so proud of him.
Go get 'em, big guy! [grunting.]
- Run away! - Head for the portal! - No, Yondu first! - What do you think you're doing? [whimpering.]
I will not sit on your lap! [Yondu.]
Move it, move it, go, go, go! [Quill.]
Yeah, good job, buddy.
- Oh boy! - Hey, calm down already.
Groot? [Mantis.]
Calm your mind, Groot.
Feel your inner peace.
- [Rocket.]
What is she doing to him? - Hey, Mantis, nice to see you.
[Mantis.]
Shh, can't you see I am using my empathic powers to calm his rage? [Rocket.]
Yeah, Quill, can't you see that? - I am Groot.
- All better now.
I was out here communing with the forest and suddenly sensed Groot's rage.
He got overloaded from the radioactive soil.
Must be gamma radiation.
Surprised he didn't turn big and green.
- I am Groot.
- We gotta get moving.
Ronan is taking the Build Stone to Thanos as we speak.
- Thanos, he's involved? - [Rocket.]
Isn't he always? I've actually got a plan.
You three take those ships.
We have to stop Ronan and Thanos.
- [Mantis.]
Whatever you need, Peter.
- I am Groot.
[Rocket.]
You know, it was so much easier to jam you into a ship when you were just a twig.
[Quill.]
It's time to guard the galaxy.