Gravity Falls (2012) s00e05 Episode Script
Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained (Short 5): The Tooth
1 Welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! Anomaly #42: The Tooth.
I'm here for scale.
I found it yesterday, when I was, uh, practicing.
[Tuba playing.]
Hey, is that a giant tooth? Strangely human, but it's gigantic! It's bigger than any fish or lake monster I've ever seen.
And we're gonna find out where it came from.
MAN: Tooth, no, don't know nothing about a tooth.
DIPPER: We were thinking of paddling out on that lake, tonight.
A bit of friendly advice, boy: You see bubbles on that lake, run! - What, why? - Enough questions, get that camera out of here! I'm here at the lake, to investigate.
I brought Mabel, for back-up.
And I brought Bear-o, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-oh! Ain't that right, honey? Did somebody say honey? [Laughing.]
DIPPER: Nope creepy, Bear-o's creepy, everyone hates Bear-o.
But Dipper, who could hate Bear-o? I can think of a few people.
They're quite a pair Mabel and Bear-o Her un-bear-lievable bear [Children crying.]
I hate Bear-o, mommy! Ah come on, you'll see.
You, me and Bear-o are the adventure team of a lifetime! Okay, something out there left that tooth, and we're gonna find out what it is.
No, no, come on! MABEL: What are we supposed to be looking for? I don't know, just look out for bubbles in the water.
[Bubbling.]
- MABEL: Dipper, look! - DIPPER: They're over by that island! We have to see what happens! [Thundering.]
What was that? [Mabel screaming.]
- Oh no, what's happening? - It doesn't matter! Row, row, row! [Monster growling.]
[Mabel screaming.]
[Monster speaking gibberish.]
It's getting closer! Keep rowing! [Static.]
I don't know.
I've been looking for There it is.
Okay, after it attacked us, that giant, head thing just sunk back into the lake.
And it lost another one of its teeth, trying to eat our boat! But the important thing is we survived barely.
Ah, yeah.
Did somebody say "bear-ly?" [Screaming.]
I'm here for scale.
I found it yesterday, when I was, uh, practicing.
[Tuba playing.]
Hey, is that a giant tooth? Strangely human, but it's gigantic! It's bigger than any fish or lake monster I've ever seen.
And we're gonna find out where it came from.
MAN: Tooth, no, don't know nothing about a tooth.
DIPPER: We were thinking of paddling out on that lake, tonight.
A bit of friendly advice, boy: You see bubbles on that lake, run! - What, why? - Enough questions, get that camera out of here! I'm here at the lake, to investigate.
I brought Mabel, for back-up.
And I brought Bear-o, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-oh! Ain't that right, honey? Did somebody say honey? [Laughing.]
DIPPER: Nope creepy, Bear-o's creepy, everyone hates Bear-o.
But Dipper, who could hate Bear-o? I can think of a few people.
They're quite a pair Mabel and Bear-o Her un-bear-lievable bear [Children crying.]
I hate Bear-o, mommy! Ah come on, you'll see.
You, me and Bear-o are the adventure team of a lifetime! Okay, something out there left that tooth, and we're gonna find out what it is.
No, no, come on! MABEL: What are we supposed to be looking for? I don't know, just look out for bubbles in the water.
[Bubbling.]
- MABEL: Dipper, look! - DIPPER: They're over by that island! We have to see what happens! [Thundering.]
What was that? [Mabel screaming.]
- Oh no, what's happening? - It doesn't matter! Row, row, row! [Monster growling.]
[Mabel screaming.]
[Monster speaking gibberish.]
It's getting closer! Keep rowing! [Static.]
I don't know.
I've been looking for There it is.
Okay, after it attacked us, that giant, head thing just sunk back into the lake.
And it lost another one of its teeth, trying to eat our boat! But the important thing is we survived barely.
Ah, yeah.
Did somebody say "bear-ly?" [Screaming.]