Gravity Falls (2012) s00e08 Episode Script
Mabel's Guide to Life (Short 2): Stickers
And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Hair Topiary.
- What is it? - It's an ostrich.
It's clearly an ostrich.
Ca-caw! [Title music.]
[Mabel scatting.]
MABEL: Today Mabel's Guide to Stickers! Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone - of many great civilizations.
- DIPPER: No, they haven't.
The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were! - DIPPER: Nope, not true.
- The ancient Aztecs' chest skull is a modern equivalent to today's "Orange you happy, mon?" Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange.
- Mabel, have you ever read a history book? - Edit it out! Edit! Edit! Edit! Cut away! Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary! Stickers falls into several distinct categories.
- Puffy stickers - SOOS: So soft! - MABEL: Googly eye stickers - SOOS: Aah! It's like they're watching me! Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! - You can get these ones free at the store! - DIPPER: Don't they need those? - Stickers, stickers, stickers.
- Free TVs, everybody! [Shouting.]
Listen, Dipper, you shouldn't doubt my authority.
In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things.
I need a sticker to put on my car that'll, you know, - get the cops off my back.
Oh! - Uh-uh! My price? [Groans.]
I'm gonna get so sick.
[Chomps.]
Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health? Edit! Edit! Edit! - Edit! - What? How did I get here? Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers.
And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life? Waddles! If you please.
[Grunts.]
Puffy stickers! [Chuckles.]
It still really hurt, though
- What is it? - It's an ostrich.
It's clearly an ostrich.
Ca-caw! [Title music.]
[Mabel scatting.]
MABEL: Today Mabel's Guide to Stickers! Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone - of many great civilizations.
- DIPPER: No, they haven't.
The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were! - DIPPER: Nope, not true.
- The ancient Aztecs' chest skull is a modern equivalent to today's "Orange you happy, mon?" Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange.
- Mabel, have you ever read a history book? - Edit it out! Edit! Edit! Edit! Cut away! Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary! Stickers falls into several distinct categories.
- Puffy stickers - SOOS: So soft! - MABEL: Googly eye stickers - SOOS: Aah! It's like they're watching me! Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! - You can get these ones free at the store! - DIPPER: Don't they need those? - Stickers, stickers, stickers.
- Free TVs, everybody! [Shouting.]
Listen, Dipper, you shouldn't doubt my authority.
In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things.
I need a sticker to put on my car that'll, you know, - get the cops off my back.
Oh! - Uh-uh! My price? [Groans.]
I'm gonna get so sick.
[Chomps.]
Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health? Edit! Edit! Edit! - Edit! - What? How did I get here? Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers.
And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life? Waddles! If you please.
[Grunts.]
Puffy stickers! [Chuckles.]
It still really hurt, though