Alexa & Katie (2018) s01e01 Episode Script

1 Hi! Your entertainment is here.
[LAUGHS.]
Katie! Hey, you started without me.
Yeah, I have VIP privileges here.
Oh, donuts! - I got your favorite.
- Rainbow sprinkles? Where is it? You didn't let me finish.
I sort of ate it.
Hey, it's a long walk from the donut place.
The donut place in the lobby? That's the one.
Megan! Donut? Ooh! Any rainbow sprinkles? Yeah, they were out.
Oh, found our first-day-of-school outfits.
[GASPS.]
Fancy! Yeah, and when we wear it, we have to look like this Wait, does that mean Dr.
Breitwieser cleared you for school? I'm starting high school this Monday just like everyone else.
And I don't want anyone at school to know.
I'd hate it if they treated me all weird.
[GASPS.]
Especially Gwenny Thompson.
Can you imagine if she knew I'd been sick? Oh, yeah.
You guys might start being nice to each other.
That would be horrible.
OK, but when exactly is the doctor going to let you know you're clear? I mean, did he never have a first day of high school? Doesn't he know what this means to us? Can you sit down, please? You're making me nervous around my IV.
Wait, seriously? But I am I am so care Maybe I will sit.
[ALEXA LAUGHS.]
[GRUNTS.]
OK.
Oh, and he's calling my mom today at three.
What? Wait, why didn't you tell me? Because I knew you would go all Katie.
Go all Katie? [KATIE SCOFFS.]
I'm just saying, why call at three? You know, if he knows, he knows.
I mean, why not one? Why not two? Why not Oh, yeah, this is going all Katie.
[WOMAN.]
Are you kidding me? Oh, what did you do? [CHUCKLES.]
Something fun! Oh, she's coming! You two? Of course! Who put dye in the soap dispenser? I don't know who did it, but the bottle says it comes off with vinegar.
Alexa, there are many reasons why I'm glad your treatments are almost over.
[ALEXA.]
This is the story of how I beat cancer.
When it all started, my nurse told me to write down things I'm grateful for to help me be positive.
That first day, it was for grape popsicles, my family, and my best friend.
I've been grateful for Katie a lot, but this time I'm super grateful for her.
You'll see.
I've got you When I can't take it any longer You make me feel stronger I've got you When I can't take it You make it so much better We'll do this together Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together I've got you Oh-oh-oh We'll do this together [KATIE.]
OK, it's time.
Everyone, get out your school schedules.
On the count of three, say what lunch group you're in.
Ready? One, two, three.
[TOGETHER.]
Group A! - Hannah? - I'm afraid to look.
Group A! Thank goodness! I do not think I could eat noodles around strangers.
What's that around your wrist? - Oh, I'm babysitting my brother.
- [CHUCKLES.]
What? - Hey, guys! - You put Jack on a leash? It's either this or he sits at the table with us.
- No.
- It's not that bad.
Hey, first day of high school, let's dye the tips of our hair the school colors.
- Yes! - I love that.
I don't know what part of school I'm the most excited about.
- Going out for basketball.
- Pep rallies.
- Football games.
- Dances.
Cookies? - Did you eat all the samples? - [MUMBLES.]
What samples? I'm weak! You knew that when you brought me here.
[GROANS.]
Gwenny's here.
[GWENNY CHUCKLES.]
- Hello, Alexa.
- Hello, Gwenny.
- Long time.
- Not long enough.
Sorry you didn't make the basketball team.
What? School hasn't even started.
And now I'm in your head.
Well, I'm in your head, and there's an echo because there's nothing else in here with me.
'Cause everything left when you walked in.
Maybe I'll redecorate in here.
- Don't you dare.
- Too late.
It's done.
Come on, guys.
This place isn't cool any more.
It will be when you leave.
[GWENNY.]
Hm.
[SNARLS.]
Oh, we've got to go.
It's almost three.
What's at three? - Uh Dog rescue.
- Piano lesson.
- Piano lesson.
- Dog rescue.
Yeah, we are volunteering to teach piano to rescue dogs.
It calms them.
[SIGHS.]
What if the doctor doesn't clear me for school? Hey, he will.
But, uh, just in case Way ahead of you.
[ALEXA EXHALES.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Oops! Take your shoes off.
My mom will be home any second.
It has to look like we've been here for hours.
[ALEXA GRUNTS.]
[YAWNS.]
Hey, Mom.
Honey, I am so sorry.
I could not get out of work.
I hate missing your chemo.
How did it go? It was fine.
I I came straight home, took a nap.
Here I am.
You came straight home? Mom, we had an agreement.
How can you even ask? Is that your mocha? Yeah, from yesterday.
And, yet, it's still warm.
Climate change? - Hi, Katie.
- We hung out at the coffee shop! Hey, there was so much tension in the air.
Alexa, you know you're not supposed to get tired! I'm not even a little tired, Mom.
- Did Dr.
Breitwieser call? - Not yet.
We're gonna talk about this nap thing when Katie's not around to hear me yell.
No, we can hear you pretty good from next door.
- Hey, Lex.
- Oh, gross! You're sweaty! Yeah, I stink, too.
Want a whiff? [ALEXA GRUNTS.]
Not the hair! You know not the hair.
- Hey, Katie.
- Great, thanks.
[CHUCKLES.]
Oh, you didn't ask.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
But I am.
Great, I mean.
Yeah, not to brag, just just saying.
OK.
- Seriously? - What? Lucas? Gross! You've known each other since you were five.
Now suddenly I don't know what you're talking about.
You know he farts.
He does not! We're out of milk.
Oh, no! Milk is really important.
Water's also good.
It's poofy in the back.
[LUCAS.]
Where? Where? No, it's good.
It's good.
Hey, Lex, look at this.
You got a note from the principal.
She says she's aware of your situation, and we can count on her for any help and support we need.
This is pretty cool.
Mom, you've clearly lost touch with what "cool" means, because it's not being besties with your principal.
[LORI SCOFFS.]
Yeah, Principal Trugly is horrible.
I got detention for a week just for skipping homeroom.
No one can stand her.
They call her Ugly Trugly.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
That is awful! - Oh, mean.
- Juvenile.
We used to call her the same thing.
Well, not your father.
She loved your dad.
He was such a suck-up.
If he didn't have that Mustang, I would have never driven home with him in that Mustang.
Let's get back to you skipping class, mister.
- [CELL PHONE RINGING.]
- I'd love to, Mom.
But that sounds important.
Dr.
Breitwieser! - [SCOFFS.]
Dad.
- Oh, tell him we need - Ignore.
- milk.
[PHONE RINGING.]
[SCOFFS.]
Dad, again.
Can't he just text like a normal person? [CELL PHONE RINGING.]
[GASPS.]
Dr.
Breitwieser! Mom, answer, answer, answer! OK, got it.
Hello.
Dr.
Breitwieser.
Oh, that's wonderful! Yes! No.
No, of course not.
[ALEXA SIGHS.]
Oh, that's good! No, totally understand.
[EXHALES.]
Mom, you're killing me! Yes or no? Oh, sorry, Doctor.
Yes.
[BOTH CHEERING.]
That's right! Going to high school! Starting Monday! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Oh, my gosh! That's in three days! [KATIE CHUCKLES.]
Oh, my gosh! That's in three days! [PANTING.]
What are we going to wear? What are we going to say? You work on breathing, I'll work on outfits.
Come on.
[DOOR OPENING.]
Hey! I've been calling from the driveway.
I need help! I got you, Dad.
Yes! Always there for me, son.
[SIGHS.]
I have nothing to wear! You have my dress.
Eh.
- [KNOCKING.]
- Hey.
So, good news about school, right? Yeah, I'm pumped.
[LORI SIGHS.]
- What's that? - Just some notes from your doctor.
What notes? Let's remember we just heard good news.
Yeah, great.
What notes? "Come right home when school ends.
No extracurricular activities"? - It's just a few precautions.
- "No physical activities"? Mom, that means no basketball.
Well, you could be the team manager.
You know, do the roster.
Manager stuff.
You could glitter your clipboard.
Glitter's awesome.
Look, not every kid gets clearance from their doctor to go back to school this early.
You're lucky.
Lucky? That means no sports, dances, being in plays.
All that leaves is going to class.
Like, the worst part of school.
That is a terrible attitude, young lady.
Sorry, that was my mother talking.
[SIGHS.]
Honey, I know it sucks, but it's just for right now.
You're getting better, and we don't want to risk that.
I know.
I just thought once school started, things would go back to normal.
And they're on their way.
Before you know it, you're gonna be lying to me about skipping homework instead of skipping naps.
God, I hope so.
We're starting high school together! Let's celebrate.
All right, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh Let's do something our moms will hate.
I was thinking more like an ice cream cone.
With dangerous toppings.
[GIGGLES.]
I feel like such a bad girl.
Now I have to figure out a way to hide this from my mom.
[ALEXA SIGHS.]
All right.
Cleared by the doctor, colored hair.
Hm.
Now all that's left is to buy some new clothes, take Gwenny down, and I am officially ready to start high school.
Are you seriously going to keep that stupid feud going? What choice do I have? Am I supposed to just let her win? It's an endless revenge cycle.
Do you really think anyone's ever going to win? Yeah.
Me.
Let's FaceTime Hannah and Reagan and show them our new hair.
Good idea.
Does Lucas shave with this? What? I don't want to smell it.
[CELL PHONE RINGING.]
Katie, wait.
Um Let's just surprise them when we see them.
OK.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES.]
- Oh.
Hm.
Oh, that's my mom.
OK, I'll call you later.
[JACK.]
Come on! Come on! Where are you? Are you seriously going to touch every cookie? Why does every cookie only have a single chocolate chip? Because you have a single parent.
[JENNIFER LAUGHS.]
Nothing? I'm going next door to Alexa's.
They've got Milanos.
Bring me back one.
Oh, and get yourself something nice for your lunch tomorrow.
So, how is Alexa feeling about school starting? She's ready.
High school's a really big change and she's already going through so much.
Mom, I'd know if she were worried, OK? Alexa and I can practically read each other's minds.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES.]
- Like right now.
That's her texting.
- You're right.
- I can even tell you what it says.
"Don't watch Project Runway without me.
" [CHUCKLES.]
Close.
It says, "Meet me in the tree when you know your mom's asleep.
" [CHUCKLES.]
Oh.
And I'm obviously telling her, "Sorry, I'll be asleep myself then.
" [CHUCKLES.]
This is probably what they call a "teachable moment" but I'm gonna go take a bath.
[WINDOW OPENING.]
[KATIE GRUNTS.]
What took you so long? [SCOFFS.]
Don't you mean, "Thanks for meeting when you're supposed to be in bed, even though I know you could get in trouble"? [EXHALES.]
OK.
I need you to grab dark clothes and as many rolls of toilet paper as you can.
- Good night.
- Katie, wait! It's important.
- I need to toilet paper Gwenny's house.
- Sounds like fun! - Good night.
- Katie, come on! Do you want to look back at your childhood and know that you never teepeed a house? I do.
I really do.
What is going on with you, Alexa? You're kind of losing your mind.
I really need this right now.
It's a good distraction from everything else.
Please? Oh, my gosh! OK, I'll do it.
- This is going to be fun! - Jack! Go to bed, and keep this to yourself.
What if I go with you and keep it to myself? If I don't strangle you, you keep it to yourself? Mom said you're not allowed to strangle me anymore.
All right, all right.
Let's just do it.
- I'll go get the toilet paper! - Shh! [WHISPERS.]
I'll go get the toilet paper! [GROANS.]
Are we really doing this? Oh, we're doing this.
Nice arm, Jack! Thanks! [SIGHS.]
Hey, are you all right? You know I hate that question.
As my best friend, you have to not ask me that ever again.
As my best friend, you have to not do things that wear you out.
[ALEXA SIGHS.]
OK, I'll sit here for a minute, until I feel - Better? - No.
Inspired.
Go do the bushes.
This is the best night of my life! [EXHALES.]
OK.
I'm ready.
OK.
Wait, is that my ski cap? Oh, my gosh! I'll give it back.
Now, will you focus? Alexa, this isn't Gwenny's house! Really? It says "Trugly.
" Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! This is our principal's house! Jack! Jack, we've got to go! Lex! - Lex, leave it! - I'm almost done.
We have to go right now! What do you think you're doing? I am calling your parents.
This will not end well.
Whoa! [JACK GROANS.]
My brain feels weird.
Whoa! [JACK.]
I'm OK.
I just hope Principal Trugly doesn't remember me.
I was always such a model student.
I'd hate to let her down.
This is about Alexa, Dave.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Of course.
I just don't understand what made you do something like that, Alexa.
And with Jack.
This is not like you, Katie.
I am so sorry Alexa dragged Katie into this.
No, no, Lori.
I don't feel that way at all.
Katie is in charge of her own behavior.
Look, we can deal with the girls ourselves, but we need to present a united front to Trugly.
We don't want them starting school with a bad reputation.
Absolutely.
I know Trugly can be intimidating.
I'm not afraid of her.
- All right.
- It was all her daughter! - Jennifer! - Sorry.
I'm afraid of her.
Please come in.
- David? - Oh, hey! Principal Trugly.
[CHUCKLES.]
One of the perpetrators is yours? In my defense, I am not around that much.
I'm a pilot, so really it's, uh Captain Dave.
[DAVE LAUGHS.]
We should go in now.
Roger that.
[DOOR SHUTS.]
Suspended for three days? It's so unfair! It was just one day, but then your mother jumped in.
Long story short you got three days and Mom's banned from school for a month.
It's so unfair! You kicked her trash can.
I slipped.
Twice? This can't be happening.
We're never gonna have a first day of high school.
Trugly is crazy.
Is this really what we're gonna be dealing with for the next four years? Oh, I have an idea! Why don't Katie and I go to Crawford High instead? That's across town.
We don't know anyone there.
And they're our rivals.
Oh, I know! Mom, you could homeschool Katie and me.
You mean, we wouldn't even go to high school? That's crazy.
We can learn in our pajamas.
We've been waiting to start high school since fourth grade.
And I have a job.
Dad, want to homeschool us? Oh, I love you but I really don't.
Neither do I.
Not that anybody's asked.
Alexa, what's really going on? Hold on.
Did you know that was Trugly's house? How would I know? By having her address in your pocket.
You lied about Gwenny.
You wanted to get us in trouble.
Why would you do that to me? [KATIE SIGHS.]
[JACK YELLS.]
You're out of toilet paper! [SIGHS.]
[KNOCKING.]
Go away, Alexa.
I brought a cookie with two chips in it.
Oh, it's you.
You were hoping it was the person you just told to go away? Lori brought your ski cap back.
She said Alexa was really upset.
Hm.
Good.
She should be.
Why don't you go talk to her? No way! She should be coming to me.
Whoa, three! Mm.
She lied to me, Mom.
All right.
I'm sorry, honey.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
[SIGHS.]
Oh, Alexa.
[WINDOW OPENS.]
- Why didn't you tell me? - Tell you what? - My ski hat? - I gave it back.
Let it go.
No, Lex.
I saw a lot of your hair in it.
A lot.
Oh.
So why are you so mad? I'm the one who's losing my hair.
I'm your best friend.
I mean, you should have told me what was going on.
Like I would care if you have hair or not.
All right.
I don't want my stupid hair to fall out.
And all of a sudden it is just as school is starting.
That's why you wanted to get us suspended.
Actually I was hoping for expelled, but Trugly's gone soft.
I don't want to go to school like this.
But I don't want to not go to school without you.
That's sweet.
And awful.
It's "swawful".
I'm sorry.
And as much as I hate losing my hair, it's more about Everyone knowing.
Hey, so what if they know? Because then I'm the sick girl.
I-I want things to be how they were.
I I want to go out for basketball, and not keep things from my friends, and take Gwenny down.
[ALEXA SIGHS.]
But now, when school starts, instead of seeing me everybody's going to see cancer.
Everybody's going to know me as the sick girl, and I am so much more than that.
Hey, they will figure it out, OK? You'll do something crazy and really dumb, and they will all get to see exactly who you are.
Yeah.
It's just sometimes it really, really sucks.
And when my hair started coming out, I-I panicked, and I took you down with me.
I'm sorry.
I have an idea.
You think I should just shave it off? Then everyone will definitely notice.
What if you're not the only one they're noticing? [BUZZING.]
OK, Katie.
[CHUCKLES.]
Put it away.
I get it.
Y-You are the best friend that anyone could Oh, my gosh, Katie! Oh, you just did that.
Hey.
As long as you're my best friend you are never going through anything alone.
Seriously? Yeah, I'm kind of committed now.
So how do I look? Really, really bad.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
[BUZZING.]
How about me? - Ridiculous.
- Yeah.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Hey, if you promise not to keep things from me, I promise I'll personally take Gwenny down for you.
Oh, that's a deal.
So, what kind of tattoos are we getting? What? No, not today.
Just planning ahead.
[ALEXA.]
The older I get, the more I realize there are certain times in your life that you really need a friend.
But sometimes you get something even better.
You get a Katie.
[CHUCKLES.]
Oh.
Three, two, one.
[BOTH SCREAM.]
[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYS.]
Hey! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I've got you Oh-oh-oh-oh We'll do this together