All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e01 Episode Script
King Me
Ladies and gentlemen King Julien! I wanna dance I wanna mo-o-ove Oh, I wanna dance Oh Oh I wanna groo-o-ove Yeah! It`s showtime! What`s up, my people? No, your eyes aren`t going crazy! It`s me - king Julien! And Maurice, of course.
- Hello! - What`s up Ouch, you`re fuzzy pumpkin It`s a party! For me! I`m the king! Can I hear some noise then? You have to run, your Majesty! It`s not safe! King Julien does not run! I got this! Prince Julien Prince Julien, wake up! Prince Julien Prince Julien, wake up! We have a meeting with your uncle the king in an hour! - Dance party at the baobab tree!! - What you say? What? Why wasn`t I invited? Wait, there is no dance party, is it? Of course not.
Had that dream again, didn`t you? Yes, it`s always the same: I`m the most awesome king ever, Maurice! And then I wake up and see you Maybe some day that dream will come true.
Please, you`d have to pry the crown from my uncle`s cold dead head.
And even then he probable wouldn`t give it to you.
But you gotta give the guy a credit - he has kept us safe! But trough fear Maurice.
The foosa threat is like ma-ajorly exaggerated.
- They have ate half the kingdom last year - And left the other half perfectly fine.
- What am I always saying? - Do this toenails make me look fat Yes, but No! That is Well, but also? I don`t want to survive, Maurice.
I want to live! And this is not living - Masiku-u-ura! - Yes, your Majesty Holy forehead! Aw! Alright I`m ready for my psychic reading.
Gotta really good feeling about this one.
Your majesty, I`m sorry.
The prophecy is very clear: The King of the Lemurs will be eaten by the foosa! Yeah-yeah-yeah! By sundown tomorrow - I know all that.
Are you sure the Sky Gods have been getting my offerings? Your sacrifices while appreciated cannot rewrite the future! And what about my begging? Have they heard my pathetic begging? I`ve really stepped up my game.
I`ve started to hunch over and grovel, you know Kinda do this kinda thing now They gotta like love this, right? Prediction stands: the one who wears the crown will be eaten tomorrow.
The one who wears the crown? Masikura! You`re a Genius! Congratulations! How sweet is this! My boy, you`re my king now! He-he-he is the what now??? Ruling our kingdom is the young lemur`s game.
I`ve had a good run, but you know it`s time to move on.
Are you sure the prince is ready? - Ow, looks ready to me! - But this just seems so sudden! Don`t worry! Our paths are gonna cross again! Maybe as early as I don`t know day after tomorrow! Crazy thing about fate is how unpredictable it is! Toodles! Oh, Clover! I`ve forgot about you.
Meet your new bodyguard, she comes with the deal.
Free advice - lock the door when you`re in the bathroom, she`s very nosy! Sweet breath! Is he alright? That question is hounted my every awaking hour since I began watching over the prince.
But this My guess it `s some kind of bliss coma which she should be coming out of in 3, 2, 1 I`m the king now! Me The king! Oho! Oh, you like me! You really like me! Oh, it is so unexpected, I have so many people to thank First of all I gotta give it up to Sky Gods! Right, for always having my back! Peace, peace up to you! Prince Yeah, I mean, King Julien! I knew you`re excited but we need to take this slow, ok? I mean get a feel for this job, yeah Come up with a plan before we go public.
Or we could throw out the most doppest, most off the heezy coronation party as kingdom has ever seen! I do respect you, your new Majesty, but a large ceremony could attract the foosa.
Exactly! If you wanna ceremony we`ll keep nice and low-key.
Admitted family only.
Which means well, me! since the rest of your family was killed Sent away to a nice farm with lots of room to run around and play Maurice, you speak the truth.
We shall do the smallest, most boring, lame party ever.
Whole the kingdom is abuzz, atwitter and excited to catch its first glimpse of our new king.
I`m Xixi, reporting live from the coronation.
Hello, my little sad lemurs of Madagascar! Your new king is here.
It`s beautiful and it`s charming He can do back flips He is me! The previous king`s sudden departure has many wondering if this former prince, a notorious party animal is ready to settle down.
Killer boots! It is my honor to present our illustrious King Julien the Thirteen! Today is the start of a new era! A new king Julien! Music and laughing and parties and everything fun are no longer illegal! And you don`t have to be afraid of the foosa anymore! They can take our women, they can take our precious metals, they can take our freedom But they can never take our freedom! (@The Brave Heart ) I believe you, new king Julien! Yes! What is your name, you very squat stumpy and mousy lemur? Mort! Hello! Guitar me, Maurice! Now we got ourselves a party! Hostiles in the perimeter! I got this! Threat`s neutralized.
I repeat Nobody told the foosa it`s a holiday? - Foosa hungry! - Foosa eat! I am bland and flavorless! Don`t worry, I`ll call`em King Julien, what`s your plan? Everybody! Flee for your lives! Hooray! You`re saving us all in a very confusing ways! Hello, kingdom? Where is everyone? - Gone - Gone? But did they not hear the order to run away? Because it was pretty loud when I`ve screamed it The ones that didn`t end up on the foosa`s grocery list did run away.
But they never came back! - My kingdom - Is just you and me! - And me! Aw! I I didn`t even make it to the guitar solo You never had a chance.
Who said that? Crown? Is that you? I`m already on the edge, dragon lady.
How about heads up? What do you mean he never had a chance? Your uncle knew this was going to happen.
I foretold month ago that the king of lemurs will be eaten by the foosas.
That`s why he suddenly made you king! He set you up, your Majesty! Yes! He is so wise.
If he is not king, the king cannot be eaten.
You see, this is the superior thinking you must do when you`re king, Maurice.
But, your Majesty, that means you will be eaten! No, Maurice, you`re not listening.
The king cannot be eaten if he is not king.
I am king therefore I Aw Your Majesty, prophecies can be wrong! No, he is definitely foosa`s chow.
You`re the king now! Prophecy or not, your people need you! Yes Yes, of course, you are right.
We must get our people back! And I know how to do it! Lay it on us, KJ! The answer is simple, people: repopulate! Clover, you`re with me.
Maurice, Masikura - anytime you`re ready! - No! - Really? You`re sure? I mean it`s time honored tradition.
Well, then I guess I`ll just have to save them from the foosa myself.
- You`ll do that? - There`s must be some reason the Gods chosen me.
Maybe that reason is to get eaten while saving my people.
And thanks for taking of me, Gods! I appreciate that I`m going with you! Eh, if she wakes up tell her thanks but this is something I need to do on my own.
- Let`s go, Maurice! - What? And this is the short loin - ve-e-ery tender! What.
Are.
You.
Doing, hmm? It is okay! They will never-never-ever be able to eat us because king Julien will come to rescue everybody.
Oh, honey mustard Barble-beque! Your Majesty, are you sure where you`re going? There is a direction Masikura gave me.
The Cove of Wonders! The secret repository of treasures the Gods have stored for centuries on the Julien Kings! Looks like a buttload of junk washed upon a beach.
Yes, but this buttload is all mine now! Ha-ha-ha! Did Masikura say what we should be looking for? No.
Only that when I find the right weapon to save my peoples I would know in my heart.
Uh-uh! Get the palpitation! Hey, check it, check it! This! Pretty sure I could smash some foosa with this baby! That that's some serious ultra-bass! I think I just lost my hearing on my left side! My heart is feeling this one, buddy! We`re running out of time! What it we try to find a weapon with a little more firepower and a little less ultra-bass? I am the metal head foosa destroyer.
Half lemur, half metal lemur head.
The powerful! - Harpoon! - Steady and so I can aim! - You know what you`re doing? - Of course not! How crazy is this! There`s a connection here! Maurice, could my mother have had another son? Pretty sure your mother didn`t give birth to a boom box! - Your Majesty, give me the toy! - Are you sure this is just a toy? Or could it be a foosa destroyer`s disguise? You and I both know it`s not a Can`t touch me! Yeah! Can not touch! I really can touch you! Heads up! Your Majesty, I think you just found your weapon! It`s always the stupid ones that show true bravery Okay, once I`ll distract the foosa you get my people to safety.
I understand.
And whatever happens Even if I scream for you, the kingdom comes first! Of course! Even I`m bitten in half And not the butt half, the head half so I`m still able to howl your name What you`re doing is incredibly brave, king Julien.
I`ll never forget you! King Julien? Are you crying? No, one of your ears just poked me in the eye and they get might have blinded me.
Okay, false alarm.
Seriously, momo, thank you for always looking on for me.
Even if it was your job.
It`s stopped being a job lo-o-ong time ago, your Majesty.
That`s very kind to say.
And less it`s stopped being a job because someone fired you in which case a little creepy you still came to work.
Hey, dummies! Over here! That was not supposed to happen Oh no The people, your Majesty! Get to the cage! I know it doesn`t look like it but this is a rescue.
Maurice! Forget what I said early! I`m going to scream and I want you to help me! What the hell is this happening? He had the weapon Masikura said could save his people! Of course! How could I be so stupid! Maurice! Where are you going? What kind of yellow-bootied coward which is run away and leave his own people in the toothy mouth of the foosa? Oh Oh, men! Oh, you gotta be kidding me I`m I really am the worst king ever? I deserve to be eaten - take me! I believed in you! My only regret is that I did not save everyone and we are going to be eaten That`s pretty big one, I guess You know, as far as regrets go Sorry, everybody! - It happens - What are you gonna do? - But I`m still sad! Well, lemurs, I`m surprised we`d lived this long.
True that, Ted So true that! Maurice You came back! Eh Kinda of inappropriate time to shake your moneymaker, don`t you think? This is your weapon! The first choice you made with your heart! This is you! Yes! My special king places are getting on tingly! Who`s your ruler, baby? - You are! - Got that right! Maurice, drop me your beat! - The fe-e-e-e-et! - What?! What are you doing? Thank you, the feet! I will love you forever and ever and give you all the hugglies of the world! No touching the royal feet! Now that guy is so annoying Your Majesty, it`s coming! Maurice! It`s just like my dream, only I don`t have my guitar! But I do have ultra-bass Take that (naughty) on, Maurice! The prophecy No, king Julien!!! King Julien, you did it! You saved them all! No offence, but I cannot believe it.
And I cannot believe Masikura was wrong about the foosa are eating me! I never said "all of you"! Wow! That is a large butt-chunk to eat off me there The future-e-e-e-e - Nice job, your Majesty! - I`m a king now, Clover.
It`s what I do! Oh, and by the way, since the rest of the Ringtail`s guard scaredy-babies ran off I`m making you commander! You got with that? I Oh, yes! I have so many ideas your uncle never let me implement! Acid pits, armed birds Yeah-yeah! Okay, cool the crazy! You`ve already got the job! You know, that party can`t last forever! Of course, Maurice.
The foosa will return and try to slash us to pieces with their razor-sharp teeth.
Look, guys, we`re a bunch of lemurs in the jungle, baby.
There`s nothing here that doesn`t want to eat us, to poison us or to swallow us up in gooey pluck pits of deathliness.
Oh, I`m going to die! But I learnt something today.
Something I already knew but then forgot, but then learnt again even more! And it`s this: If there may not be tomorrow then we`ve got to live extra big today! You know, Maurice, this place really is paradise I wonder if he is dead yet Translation: CCCP2976i/ Season 1, episode 01 "King Me"i/
- Hello! - What`s up Ouch, you`re fuzzy pumpkin It`s a party! For me! I`m the king! Can I hear some noise then? You have to run, your Majesty! It`s not safe! King Julien does not run! I got this! Prince Julien Prince Julien, wake up! Prince Julien Prince Julien, wake up! We have a meeting with your uncle the king in an hour! - Dance party at the baobab tree!! - What you say? What? Why wasn`t I invited? Wait, there is no dance party, is it? Of course not.
Had that dream again, didn`t you? Yes, it`s always the same: I`m the most awesome king ever, Maurice! And then I wake up and see you Maybe some day that dream will come true.
Please, you`d have to pry the crown from my uncle`s cold dead head.
And even then he probable wouldn`t give it to you.
But you gotta give the guy a credit - he has kept us safe! But trough fear Maurice.
The foosa threat is like ma-ajorly exaggerated.
- They have ate half the kingdom last year - And left the other half perfectly fine.
- What am I always saying? - Do this toenails make me look fat Yes, but No! That is Well, but also? I don`t want to survive, Maurice.
I want to live! And this is not living - Masiku-u-ura! - Yes, your Majesty Holy forehead! Aw! Alright I`m ready for my psychic reading.
Gotta really good feeling about this one.
Your majesty, I`m sorry.
The prophecy is very clear: The King of the Lemurs will be eaten by the foosa! Yeah-yeah-yeah! By sundown tomorrow - I know all that.
Are you sure the Sky Gods have been getting my offerings? Your sacrifices while appreciated cannot rewrite the future! And what about my begging? Have they heard my pathetic begging? I`ve really stepped up my game.
I`ve started to hunch over and grovel, you know Kinda do this kinda thing now They gotta like love this, right? Prediction stands: the one who wears the crown will be eaten tomorrow.
The one who wears the crown? Masikura! You`re a Genius! Congratulations! How sweet is this! My boy, you`re my king now! He-he-he is the what now??? Ruling our kingdom is the young lemur`s game.
I`ve had a good run, but you know it`s time to move on.
Are you sure the prince is ready? - Ow, looks ready to me! - But this just seems so sudden! Don`t worry! Our paths are gonna cross again! Maybe as early as I don`t know day after tomorrow! Crazy thing about fate is how unpredictable it is! Toodles! Oh, Clover! I`ve forgot about you.
Meet your new bodyguard, she comes with the deal.
Free advice - lock the door when you`re in the bathroom, she`s very nosy! Sweet breath! Is he alright? That question is hounted my every awaking hour since I began watching over the prince.
But this My guess it `s some kind of bliss coma which she should be coming out of in 3, 2, 1 I`m the king now! Me The king! Oho! Oh, you like me! You really like me! Oh, it is so unexpected, I have so many people to thank First of all I gotta give it up to Sky Gods! Right, for always having my back! Peace, peace up to you! Prince Yeah, I mean, King Julien! I knew you`re excited but we need to take this slow, ok? I mean get a feel for this job, yeah Come up with a plan before we go public.
Or we could throw out the most doppest, most off the heezy coronation party as kingdom has ever seen! I do respect you, your new Majesty, but a large ceremony could attract the foosa.
Exactly! If you wanna ceremony we`ll keep nice and low-key.
Admitted family only.
Which means well, me! since the rest of your family was killed Sent away to a nice farm with lots of room to run around and play Maurice, you speak the truth.
We shall do the smallest, most boring, lame party ever.
Whole the kingdom is abuzz, atwitter and excited to catch its first glimpse of our new king.
I`m Xixi, reporting live from the coronation.
Hello, my little sad lemurs of Madagascar! Your new king is here.
It`s beautiful and it`s charming He can do back flips He is me! The previous king`s sudden departure has many wondering if this former prince, a notorious party animal is ready to settle down.
Killer boots! It is my honor to present our illustrious King Julien the Thirteen! Today is the start of a new era! A new king Julien! Music and laughing and parties and everything fun are no longer illegal! And you don`t have to be afraid of the foosa anymore! They can take our women, they can take our precious metals, they can take our freedom But they can never take our freedom! (@The Brave Heart ) I believe you, new king Julien! Yes! What is your name, you very squat stumpy and mousy lemur? Mort! Hello! Guitar me, Maurice! Now we got ourselves a party! Hostiles in the perimeter! I got this! Threat`s neutralized.
I repeat Nobody told the foosa it`s a holiday? - Foosa hungry! - Foosa eat! I am bland and flavorless! Don`t worry, I`ll call`em King Julien, what`s your plan? Everybody! Flee for your lives! Hooray! You`re saving us all in a very confusing ways! Hello, kingdom? Where is everyone? - Gone - Gone? But did they not hear the order to run away? Because it was pretty loud when I`ve screamed it The ones that didn`t end up on the foosa`s grocery list did run away.
But they never came back! - My kingdom - Is just you and me! - And me! Aw! I I didn`t even make it to the guitar solo You never had a chance.
Who said that? Crown? Is that you? I`m already on the edge, dragon lady.
How about heads up? What do you mean he never had a chance? Your uncle knew this was going to happen.
I foretold month ago that the king of lemurs will be eaten by the foosas.
That`s why he suddenly made you king! He set you up, your Majesty! Yes! He is so wise.
If he is not king, the king cannot be eaten.
You see, this is the superior thinking you must do when you`re king, Maurice.
But, your Majesty, that means you will be eaten! No, Maurice, you`re not listening.
The king cannot be eaten if he is not king.
I am king therefore I Aw Your Majesty, prophecies can be wrong! No, he is definitely foosa`s chow.
You`re the king now! Prophecy or not, your people need you! Yes Yes, of course, you are right.
We must get our people back! And I know how to do it! Lay it on us, KJ! The answer is simple, people: repopulate! Clover, you`re with me.
Maurice, Masikura - anytime you`re ready! - No! - Really? You`re sure? I mean it`s time honored tradition.
Well, then I guess I`ll just have to save them from the foosa myself.
- You`ll do that? - There`s must be some reason the Gods chosen me.
Maybe that reason is to get eaten while saving my people.
And thanks for taking of me, Gods! I appreciate that I`m going with you! Eh, if she wakes up tell her thanks but this is something I need to do on my own.
- Let`s go, Maurice! - What? And this is the short loin - ve-e-ery tender! What.
Are.
You.
Doing, hmm? It is okay! They will never-never-ever be able to eat us because king Julien will come to rescue everybody.
Oh, honey mustard Barble-beque! Your Majesty, are you sure where you`re going? There is a direction Masikura gave me.
The Cove of Wonders! The secret repository of treasures the Gods have stored for centuries on the Julien Kings! Looks like a buttload of junk washed upon a beach.
Yes, but this buttload is all mine now! Ha-ha-ha! Did Masikura say what we should be looking for? No.
Only that when I find the right weapon to save my peoples I would know in my heart.
Uh-uh! Get the palpitation! Hey, check it, check it! This! Pretty sure I could smash some foosa with this baby! That that's some serious ultra-bass! I think I just lost my hearing on my left side! My heart is feeling this one, buddy! We`re running out of time! What it we try to find a weapon with a little more firepower and a little less ultra-bass? I am the metal head foosa destroyer.
Half lemur, half metal lemur head.
The powerful! - Harpoon! - Steady and so I can aim! - You know what you`re doing? - Of course not! How crazy is this! There`s a connection here! Maurice, could my mother have had another son? Pretty sure your mother didn`t give birth to a boom box! - Your Majesty, give me the toy! - Are you sure this is just a toy? Or could it be a foosa destroyer`s disguise? You and I both know it`s not a Can`t touch me! Yeah! Can not touch! I really can touch you! Heads up! Your Majesty, I think you just found your weapon! It`s always the stupid ones that show true bravery Okay, once I`ll distract the foosa you get my people to safety.
I understand.
And whatever happens Even if I scream for you, the kingdom comes first! Of course! Even I`m bitten in half And not the butt half, the head half so I`m still able to howl your name What you`re doing is incredibly brave, king Julien.
I`ll never forget you! King Julien? Are you crying? No, one of your ears just poked me in the eye and they get might have blinded me.
Okay, false alarm.
Seriously, momo, thank you for always looking on for me.
Even if it was your job.
It`s stopped being a job lo-o-ong time ago, your Majesty.
That`s very kind to say.
And less it`s stopped being a job because someone fired you in which case a little creepy you still came to work.
Hey, dummies! Over here! That was not supposed to happen Oh no The people, your Majesty! Get to the cage! I know it doesn`t look like it but this is a rescue.
Maurice! Forget what I said early! I`m going to scream and I want you to help me! What the hell is this happening? He had the weapon Masikura said could save his people! Of course! How could I be so stupid! Maurice! Where are you going? What kind of yellow-bootied coward which is run away and leave his own people in the toothy mouth of the foosa? Oh Oh, men! Oh, you gotta be kidding me I`m I really am the worst king ever? I deserve to be eaten - take me! I believed in you! My only regret is that I did not save everyone and we are going to be eaten That`s pretty big one, I guess You know, as far as regrets go Sorry, everybody! - It happens - What are you gonna do? - But I`m still sad! Well, lemurs, I`m surprised we`d lived this long.
True that, Ted So true that! Maurice You came back! Eh Kinda of inappropriate time to shake your moneymaker, don`t you think? This is your weapon! The first choice you made with your heart! This is you! Yes! My special king places are getting on tingly! Who`s your ruler, baby? - You are! - Got that right! Maurice, drop me your beat! - The fe-e-e-e-et! - What?! What are you doing? Thank you, the feet! I will love you forever and ever and give you all the hugglies of the world! No touching the royal feet! Now that guy is so annoying Your Majesty, it`s coming! Maurice! It`s just like my dream, only I don`t have my guitar! But I do have ultra-bass Take that (naughty) on, Maurice! The prophecy No, king Julien!!! King Julien, you did it! You saved them all! No offence, but I cannot believe it.
And I cannot believe Masikura was wrong about the foosa are eating me! I never said "all of you"! Wow! That is a large butt-chunk to eat off me there The future-e-e-e-e - Nice job, your Majesty! - I`m a king now, Clover.
It`s what I do! Oh, and by the way, since the rest of the Ringtail`s guard scaredy-babies ran off I`m making you commander! You got with that? I Oh, yes! I have so many ideas your uncle never let me implement! Acid pits, armed birds Yeah-yeah! Okay, cool the crazy! You`ve already got the job! You know, that party can`t last forever! Of course, Maurice.
The foosa will return and try to slash us to pieces with their razor-sharp teeth.
Look, guys, we`re a bunch of lemurs in the jungle, baby.
There`s nothing here that doesn`t want to eat us, to poison us or to swallow us up in gooey pluck pits of deathliness.
Oh, I`m going to die! But I learnt something today.
Something I already knew but then forgot, but then learnt again even more! And it`s this: If there may not be tomorrow then we`ve got to live extra big today! You know, Maurice, this place really is paradise I wonder if he is dead yet Translation: CCCP2976i/ Season 1, episode 01 "King Me"i/