Angry Birds Mystery Island (2024) s01e01 Episode Script
Go For Launch!
1
[Buddy]
Mia? Mia Mia!
[thunder rumbles]
[groans] Why does my head hurt?
Because you landed on it, Mia!
Hm? I did? Wait, what hap
[gasps]
[grunts]
Uh, where are we?
[Buddy]
I don't know.
Oh, the ground is lava.
[gasps] The ground is lava!
It's not lava.
It's just red sand.
[relieved laughs]
Okay, that's good.
Wait, there's no red sand on Bird Island.
Did we land on another planet?
- [rumbling]
- [worried grunting]
Was that an earthquake?
And why is there so much trash everywhere?
[grunts] Maybe it got launched here
like we did, Mia.
Focus, Rosie. The three of us
need to figure out where we are.
- [munching]
- You mean the four of us?
[thunder rumbles]
You
[panting]
Good morning, Buddy's best buds.
Ready for a new day
of soaking up knowledge
with the old brain sponge?
[yawns] Nope.
Me neither.
Learning is so overrated.
[laughs]
Am I right?
No. It's just I slept horribly last night.
Our math homework was so hard
that I had to stay up late to finish it.
[school bell ringing]
Speaking of homework,
can I check out yours to see if we
got all the same answers?
[both]
Mm-hmm.
- [yells]
- [gasps]
No, no, no! Our homework!
We need to go after it.
[suspenseful music playing]
Our homework's inside the dump,
and we're not allowed in there.
- Let's just say the wind ate it.
- You know we can't do that, Rosie.
Come on, let's just be quick.
[strains]
[grunts]
In and out, and we're all good.
[strains and grunts]
[pants and grunts]
[panting]
[grunts]
[shudders]
Help!
[crash]
[strains]
[grunts]
Whoo!
[laughs]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Got you. Now, let's get out of here.
- [Hamylton] Help!
[grunts]
[Rosie]
Hey, isn't that Hamylton?
- [Buddy] Oh, the foreign exchange pig?
- I think he needs help.
Which is why I said the word "help."
I'm stuck!
- Hang on, Hamylton! Incoming.
- Rosie, wait! It's too dangerous.
What about our homework?
[groans]
[knuckles cracking]
[straining and grunting]
Oh, last night's homework.
What did all of you get for number
[distant yelling]
three?
[suspenseful music playing]
[thunder rumbles]
[all yelling]
- [munching]
- Wet corn in my mouth!
Wet corn in my mouth!
[grunts]
You're the reason we're here, Hamylton!
What were you even doing
at that dump to begin with?
I go there sometimes
because the smell reminds me of home.
Being the only pig on Bird Island
is a little scary sometimes.
Oh, and sometimes I find cool stuff,
like this watch.
[Mia] Looks like it's time
for you to get a new watch.
[Hamylton]
Hmm, that's weird.
It was working just fine back at the dump.
Come on, hatchlings.
Let's ditch this trash heap and head home.
The three of us just need to put our heads
together to figure out how to do that.
- Hmm?
- [Rosie hums]
- [bites]
- Uh, what are we doing?
Putting our heads together.
Not getting any ideas,
but don't we feel better now? I know I do.
I know what to do, my buds!
We can use these palm fronds as wings
and try to fly back home.
[panting]
- [bird screeches]
- [Buddy] I regret nothing!
- [water splashes]
- [Mia] Buddy!
[coughs]
- [upbeat surf music playing]
[startled grunt]
[laughing]
- [splashing]
- [growling]
Now, what was that?
Some sort of crazy island beast?
Nope. Just my tummy.
- Oh, I'm starving.
- [groans] Samesies.
- [stomach growls]
- Hey, quiet, Buddy belly.
Oh, I think I know what I can do
to help out.
It's time to go pig, and go home!
I know!
Let's build a new catapult.
- Yeah, let's do that!
- Hmm, that sounds hard.
- Oh, yeah, that does sound hard.
- Buddy, are you for or against the idea?
Oh, I'm for
and against it.
[chuckles]
Come on.
We don't have a lot of options here.
Now, let's find some materials
and just wing it to build that catapult.
How hard can it be?
[light music playing]
[laughing]
[grunting]
[Rosie grunting]
[startled grunt]
Hm?
Hmm
[grunting]
[laughing]
Whoo-hoo!
[cheering]
- [yells]
- [grunts]
[grunts] Just need to tighten this,
and then
- boom!
- Amazing!
- What was it supposed to be again?
- Our catapult!
Now, let's fly.
- [cracking]
- [crash]
Hm?
[frustrated yell]
Why is this so hard?
Come on, Hamy. Speak up.
You wanted to help, now do it.
[weird voice] But what if they ignore me?
I can't take any more rejection.
[normal] This is your chance
to show those birds what you can do.
[weird voice]
Why are you yelling at me?
[normal]
Why are you speaking in that weird voice?
[weird voice] That's how that character
in that movie we love
worked out his problems.
The one with the ring!
- [rumbling]
- [worried groans]
[yelling]
[all] Mm.
- [snarls]
- [yells] Zombie lobster!
No, no, it's just me. Hamylton!
Hamylton, what are you doing?
I just wanted to show all of you
that I can help out, too.
So I did the one thing I could.
I gathered all of this food.
Here, try this.
[pained groans]
This is a rock!
Oh, you don't say.
Well, the glowing seaweed isn't too bad.
Salty, but extremely tough.
Like chewing on delicious steel cables.
[bites and chews]
That's it!
We can use the tough seaweed
to bind our catapult together
so it won't fall apart.
Well, it's going to take the strength
of all three of you to pull it tight.
[chews]
You know what number
is better than three, Hamy?
- Four.
- [squeals]
Oh, then I say
all "four" one and one "four" all.
- You see, that's wordplay.
- Oh, I got it.
[upbeat music playing]
[straining]
Mm-hm.
[grunts and groans]
[laughing]
We did it!
We sure did.
Slap me some hoof!
Uh, I mean, wing!
Hamy, I'm sorry I said
birds and pigs couldn't work together.
Oh, it's okay.
If you hadn't doubted me,
I wouldn't have found the nerve
to prove that I could help.
You did that and way more.
Seriously, those hooves of yours
are super-powered.
- [blows]
- Well, what are we waiting for, friends?
Let's go home.
[Rosie laughs]
- [cracks]
- Ready, Rosie?
Rosie, ready.
- [grunts]
- [Rosie yells]
[distant yells]
[grunts]
[majestic music playing]
Wow!
[volcano rumbling]
Our teamwork, top notch.
Our building skills, not so much.
Drop down, Rosie.
I'll break your fall.
[Rosie yells]
- [grunts]
- That was fun.
- Can we do it again?
- I've got all the time in the world.
[giggling]
[sighs] Guess we're stuck here
a little while longer, Buddy.
Well, at least
we're stuck together, right?
- [chuckles]
- [stomach growls]
But we still have a food situation,
as in a lack of it.
[chuckles]
What are we going to eat me, Mia?
- [rumbling]
- [both] Whoa Whoa
Whoa, whoa
- [cracks]
- [gasps]
[sniffs] Oh, those weird rocks smell
like coconut water on the inside.
[sips] And taste like coconut water, too.
Coconut water rocks? Nice!
[both] Mm
[Rosie] Even if we are
stuck on a deserted island,
things could be worse.
Yeah.
Although, I am starting to miss my family.
Don't worry, Buddy,
it's only for tonight.
Tomorrow, we'll find a way home,
I promise.
It's dark.
Anyone know how to make a fire?
- [buzzing]
- [serene music playing]
- [gasps]
- Aw, they're emoji-flies!
[all] Whoa! Whoa
Okay, friends, get some sleep.
We're getting off this island
rock planet?
Whatever it is, we're leaving it tomorrow.
Oh, brilliant!
I'm so amped up with excitement.
I don't know if I'll be able
to fall asleep at all tonight
[snores]
- [creature roars in distance]
- What was that?
[mysterious music playing]
[Mia] Uh, sounds far away?
- Right, we're probably safe.
- [Rosie] Hmm
maybe whatever that thing is lives inside
the active volcano I saw earlier.
Well, sweet dreams.
- There's an active volcano?
- So there is lava, I knew it!
[chuckles]
[yawns]
[dramatic music playing]
[adventurous music playing]
[chirp]
[Buddy]
Mia? Mia Mia!
[thunder rumbles]
[groans] Why does my head hurt?
Because you landed on it, Mia!
Hm? I did? Wait, what hap
[gasps]
[grunts]
Uh, where are we?
[Buddy]
I don't know.
Oh, the ground is lava.
[gasps] The ground is lava!
It's not lava.
It's just red sand.
[relieved laughs]
Okay, that's good.
Wait, there's no red sand on Bird Island.
Did we land on another planet?
- [rumbling]
- [worried grunting]
Was that an earthquake?
And why is there so much trash everywhere?
[grunts] Maybe it got launched here
like we did, Mia.
Focus, Rosie. The three of us
need to figure out where we are.
- [munching]
- You mean the four of us?
[thunder rumbles]
You
[panting]
Good morning, Buddy's best buds.
Ready for a new day
of soaking up knowledge
with the old brain sponge?
[yawns] Nope.
Me neither.
Learning is so overrated.
[laughs]
Am I right?
No. It's just I slept horribly last night.
Our math homework was so hard
that I had to stay up late to finish it.
[school bell ringing]
Speaking of homework,
can I check out yours to see if we
got all the same answers?
[both]
Mm-hmm.
- [yells]
- [gasps]
No, no, no! Our homework!
We need to go after it.
[suspenseful music playing]
Our homework's inside the dump,
and we're not allowed in there.
- Let's just say the wind ate it.
- You know we can't do that, Rosie.
Come on, let's just be quick.
[strains]
[grunts]
In and out, and we're all good.
[strains and grunts]
[pants and grunts]
[panting]
[grunts]
[shudders]
Help!
[crash]
[strains]
[grunts]
Whoo!
[laughs]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Got you. Now, let's get out of here.
- [Hamylton] Help!
[grunts]
[Rosie]
Hey, isn't that Hamylton?
- [Buddy] Oh, the foreign exchange pig?
- I think he needs help.
Which is why I said the word "help."
I'm stuck!
- Hang on, Hamylton! Incoming.
- Rosie, wait! It's too dangerous.
What about our homework?
[groans]
[knuckles cracking]
[straining and grunting]
Oh, last night's homework.
What did all of you get for number
[distant yelling]
three?
[suspenseful music playing]
[thunder rumbles]
[all yelling]
- [munching]
- Wet corn in my mouth!
Wet corn in my mouth!
[grunts]
You're the reason we're here, Hamylton!
What were you even doing
at that dump to begin with?
I go there sometimes
because the smell reminds me of home.
Being the only pig on Bird Island
is a little scary sometimes.
Oh, and sometimes I find cool stuff,
like this watch.
[Mia] Looks like it's time
for you to get a new watch.
[Hamylton]
Hmm, that's weird.
It was working just fine back at the dump.
Come on, hatchlings.
Let's ditch this trash heap and head home.
The three of us just need to put our heads
together to figure out how to do that.
- Hmm?
- [Rosie hums]
- [bites]
- Uh, what are we doing?
Putting our heads together.
Not getting any ideas,
but don't we feel better now? I know I do.
I know what to do, my buds!
We can use these palm fronds as wings
and try to fly back home.
[panting]
- [bird screeches]
- [Buddy] I regret nothing!
- [water splashes]
- [Mia] Buddy!
[coughs]
- [upbeat surf music playing]
[startled grunt]
[laughing]
- [splashing]
- [growling]
Now, what was that?
Some sort of crazy island beast?
Nope. Just my tummy.
- Oh, I'm starving.
- [groans] Samesies.
- [stomach growls]
- Hey, quiet, Buddy belly.
Oh, I think I know what I can do
to help out.
It's time to go pig, and go home!
I know!
Let's build a new catapult.
- Yeah, let's do that!
- Hmm, that sounds hard.
- Oh, yeah, that does sound hard.
- Buddy, are you for or against the idea?
Oh, I'm for
and against it.
[chuckles]
Come on.
We don't have a lot of options here.
Now, let's find some materials
and just wing it to build that catapult.
How hard can it be?
[light music playing]
[laughing]
[grunting]
[Rosie grunting]
[startled grunt]
Hm?
Hmm
[grunting]
[laughing]
Whoo-hoo!
[cheering]
- [yells]
- [grunts]
[grunts] Just need to tighten this,
and then
- boom!
- Amazing!
- What was it supposed to be again?
- Our catapult!
Now, let's fly.
- [cracking]
- [crash]
Hm?
[frustrated yell]
Why is this so hard?
Come on, Hamy. Speak up.
You wanted to help, now do it.
[weird voice] But what if they ignore me?
I can't take any more rejection.
[normal] This is your chance
to show those birds what you can do.
[weird voice]
Why are you yelling at me?
[normal]
Why are you speaking in that weird voice?
[weird voice] That's how that character
in that movie we love
worked out his problems.
The one with the ring!
- [rumbling]
- [worried groans]
[yelling]
[all] Mm.
- [snarls]
- [yells] Zombie lobster!
No, no, it's just me. Hamylton!
Hamylton, what are you doing?
I just wanted to show all of you
that I can help out, too.
So I did the one thing I could.
I gathered all of this food.
Here, try this.
[pained groans]
This is a rock!
Oh, you don't say.
Well, the glowing seaweed isn't too bad.
Salty, but extremely tough.
Like chewing on delicious steel cables.
[bites and chews]
That's it!
We can use the tough seaweed
to bind our catapult together
so it won't fall apart.
Well, it's going to take the strength
of all three of you to pull it tight.
[chews]
You know what number
is better than three, Hamy?
- Four.
- [squeals]
Oh, then I say
all "four" one and one "four" all.
- You see, that's wordplay.
- Oh, I got it.
[upbeat music playing]
[straining]
Mm-hm.
[grunts and groans]
[laughing]
We did it!
We sure did.
Slap me some hoof!
Uh, I mean, wing!
Hamy, I'm sorry I said
birds and pigs couldn't work together.
Oh, it's okay.
If you hadn't doubted me,
I wouldn't have found the nerve
to prove that I could help.
You did that and way more.
Seriously, those hooves of yours
are super-powered.
- [blows]
- Well, what are we waiting for, friends?
Let's go home.
[Rosie laughs]
- [cracks]
- Ready, Rosie?
Rosie, ready.
- [grunts]
- [Rosie yells]
[distant yells]
[grunts]
[majestic music playing]
Wow!
[volcano rumbling]
Our teamwork, top notch.
Our building skills, not so much.
Drop down, Rosie.
I'll break your fall.
[Rosie yells]
- [grunts]
- That was fun.
- Can we do it again?
- I've got all the time in the world.
[giggling]
[sighs] Guess we're stuck here
a little while longer, Buddy.
Well, at least
we're stuck together, right?
- [chuckles]
- [stomach growls]
But we still have a food situation,
as in a lack of it.
[chuckles]
What are we going to eat me, Mia?
- [rumbling]
- [both] Whoa Whoa
Whoa, whoa
- [cracks]
- [gasps]
[sniffs] Oh, those weird rocks smell
like coconut water on the inside.
[sips] And taste like coconut water, too.
Coconut water rocks? Nice!
[both] Mm
[Rosie] Even if we are
stuck on a deserted island,
things could be worse.
Yeah.
Although, I am starting to miss my family.
Don't worry, Buddy,
it's only for tonight.
Tomorrow, we'll find a way home,
I promise.
It's dark.
Anyone know how to make a fire?
- [buzzing]
- [serene music playing]
- [gasps]
- Aw, they're emoji-flies!
[all] Whoa! Whoa
Okay, friends, get some sleep.
We're getting off this island
rock planet?
Whatever it is, we're leaving it tomorrow.
Oh, brilliant!
I'm so amped up with excitement.
I don't know if I'll be able
to fall asleep at all tonight
[snores]
- [creature roars in distance]
- What was that?
[mysterious music playing]
[Mia] Uh, sounds far away?
- Right, we're probably safe.
- [Rosie] Hmm
maybe whatever that thing is lives inside
the active volcano I saw earlier.
Well, sweet dreams.
- There's an active volcano?
- So there is lava, I knew it!
[chuckles]
[yawns]
[dramatic music playing]
[adventurous music playing]
[chirp]