Assassination Classroom (2015) s01e01 Episode Script
Assassination Time
ASSASSINATION Ok Let's start the consultation meeting.
The delegate of the day has the floor.
From Standing! Take care of yourself ! Sincerely Hello! You can continue to fire while I make the call.
Isogai.
Here! Stronger, I do not hear anything with all these detonations.
Here! Okajima.
- Present! - Okuda.
Present - Kataoka.
- Present ! - Kayano.
- Present ! - Kanzaki.
- Present ! Ok No delay.
That's wonderful ! I am very happy ! He is too fast.
Even when we all put in, we missed it.
we are killers.
And our target to shoot down it's our teacher.
What a pity ! None of your shots hit the nail.
To act in a group is to the detriment of individual reflection.
Your look, the orientation of your weapons and the movement of your fingers are far too rudimentary.
Be more ingenious.
If not you will never kill your teacher who moves at Mach 20 speed.
It's blah blah, all that.
Did you really avoid them all? It looks like simple shotgun shots.
You just have to bear the pain.
- Yeah, that's right! - He is right ! No problem, give me a loaded weapon.
Like I've told you, these bullets are harmless to you.
But they were designed by the state to eliminate me.
They can destroy my cells like common tofu.
Of course, I regenerate myself in a few seconds.
Be careful not to take in the eye.
Unless it's to kill me, do not shoot me in class.
It would be nice if you killed me before the end of the school year.
Now please store your weapons and ammunition.
We will start the course.
The third grade of Kunugigaoka College is a heap of murderers.
The tick announcing the beginning of the lessons is still sounding today.
Here is the problem statement.
- Isogai.
- Um yes ? Which of these four tentacles is the intruder? Uh, blue.
Right answer ! It indicates the only sentence where "who" is a relative pronoun.
Hey, Nagisa.
It is daylight, but we see the crescent Moon.
How did we get there ? The beginning of the school year was marked by two simultaneous events.
The first was the sudden explosion of the Moon of which he remained only a crescent.
We interrupt your programs for a special flash.
We just received the information that the Moon would have been destroyed at 70%.
I repeat.
Can we ever see a moon crescent? The second event was this one.
Nice to meet you ! It was me who blew the moon.
I intend to blow the Earth next year.
I am also your new teacher.
Nice to meet you ! "5 or 6 things are ticking in this scene!" thought the whole class at the same time.
I call myself Karasuma and work at the Ministry of Defense.
First, understand that what I am going to tell you is a state secret.
I will be honest.
I want you to kill this monster.
Uh Where does he come from? Is it an enemy who comes to attack the Earth? Malpoli! I was born and raised on Earth! On earth ? I'm sorry I can not give you more details, but what he says is the truth.
This beast destroyed the Moon, and next year, in March he will also destroy the Earth.
Only heads of state around the world know about it.
If its existence were revealed to the public, it would be panic.
Before this happens, it must be killed in secret.
In cair it must be murdered! | Unfortunately.
he is very fast ! Can not kill him.
He even lets me blow my eyebrows.
And carefully, in addition! It is an overpowering creature capable of pulverizing the Moon.
It can move at Mach 20 speed.
Clearly, if he decides to run away for good, we can not do anything until our annihilation.
Yes, but it would not be very fun.
So I made a proposal to your country.
I do not want to be killed.
I asked to be appointed principal professor of the 3rd E of Kunugigaoka.
To do what ? I do not know his purpose.
But the government has reluctantly agreed, provided he does not hurt you.
There are two reasons for that.
If it comes in every day, we can watch it.
but above all more than thirty people will have the opportunity to kill him at close range.
Nakamura.
I already said not to try to kill me if it disturbed the courses! Sorry At the picket line ! Go stand at the back of the room.
"Why is this monster our main teacher?" "Why do we have to murder him?" The promised reward silenced our protests.
The reward is ten billion yen.
The sum is reasonable.
The saIut of the Earth literally depends on his assassination.
Fortunately, this beast is paying your head.
look, Green stripes appear to him when he makes fun.
What a grotesque skin.
It's normal! How can you kill me if the state can not kill me? When one of your modern hunters attacked me I shone it in full flight! Why does he clean it? I want you to watch the moment when, by chance, you will deceive his guard.
Here are some weapons and ammo effective on it but safe for you.
You will not have to reveal anything to your family or friends.
Time is running out.
If the Earth disappears, we will have nowhere to escape.
You know everything now.
Dear students, let us try to spend the year that you have in a fruitful way.
We have one year left.
If we do not succeed in the murder, the Earth will be destroyed.
It's the lunch break.
I'm going to China for a moment to eat a mabo-dofu.
If anyone wants to kill me, call me on my cell phone.
So, uh If he moves to Mach 20 it will take him 10 minutes to reach Sichuan, the cradle of mabo-dofu.
Of course, it will not be with a missile.
In addition, this octopus corrects our copies flying at the speed of sound.
Seriously? He even made a drawing on my copy.
And without wanting to, he is rather good teacher.
I know ! He gave me a special math class and I had good results at the next check.
Yeah, that said we still have class E.
it is useless to make efforts.
Yes This octopus-shaped creature is our cibIe.
And yet, She gives us classes like an ordinary teacher.
And US too, we are still ordinary students, even if we improvise killers.
Still Class E is a little different.
Hey, Nagisa! Follow us for a moment.
We will refine our assassination project.
This octopus changes color depending on his mood.
You could observe it as I asked you? Yes You know he has green stripes when he is sure of himself.
When a student is mistaken, he turns to dark purple, and when he answers correctly, he turns red.
But above all, after lunch that, I do not care! I have a plan.
When his color indicates that he is the most vulnerable, you will make him skin.
Me ? But Do not play the little saint! We are in class E.
The class of infertile dunces to honor the college's reputation.
Class E has been dubbed "the class of shipwrecks".
Every day, we are relegated to this building at the top of the hill, we are sidelined as if we were waste.
The opportunity for dunces like us to win 10 billion will never be represented again in our life.
We need to get out of this crappy situation.
And this, whatever the means employed.
Do not miss, Nagisa.
Did you hear? Nagisa is good for the E.
It's over for him.
I delete it from my contacts.
Me too.
I do not want to be associated with him.
I'm back.
Hello again, sir.
What is this missile? A gift.
The army was waiting for me over the sea of ââJapan.
It's not easy to be a target, huh? On the contrary ! Being the target of all is proof of my strength! Well, the next class will start.
Yes He can not understand.
The fact that everyone is trying to murder you means to recognize your strength.
Such a monster can not understand what a human being feels we do not know, which we do not expect any more, that we do not even recognize anymore.
Because of you, my reputation has taken a hit.
The only thing that will make me happy is that I will not have to see you anymore.
Maybe I can kill him.
after all, he must know what he's doing I am so invisible to him.
OLD BUILDING Very good! Compose a poem that respects the subject.
The last verse must end with "tentacle".
Did you say "tentacle"? Yes! Bring me your poem when you finish it.
I will dwell on grammar and the development of the word "tentacle".
Here is an example.
Tentacles, do not As soon as you're done, you'll be able to leave! But it's super hard! Look at me This softness does not inspire you? Admire this mellow! Keep it, your softness! Mister, I have a question! What is it, Kayano? The question comes a little late, but what is your name? What? It's not practical to differentiate yourself from other teachers.
My name ? - That's true.
- He did not tell us.
- "I have no name.
Just give me one.
We can choose ? But for now, focus on your homework.
Yes! Meanwhile, I will rest a little.
Are you done already, Nagisa? When we have a break, after lunch, The teacher's face sometimes turns pale pink.
It took a long time to respond to Kayano's question.
This is probably where he is the least vigorous.
We are dunces in a famous school.
We have to stand out somewhere.
We will show our parents, teachers and friends that when we want, we can.
When we want we can.
I told you to be more ingenious.
We must be respected.
By all means.
Yeah Victory Nagisa! In your face ! - Terasaka! - What did you do ? He did not expect a suicide bombing! Say, what did you give Nagisa? A plastoc grenade, a toy.
But I improved it with a little powder.
So that the 300 anti-profs bullets fuse at full speed! It's not deadly for a human.
I will pay the care with my 10 billion He has nothing.
Not even a burn.
And what is this membrane? - It is connected to the octopus.
- In fact I moult once a month.
I protected Nagisa with my old skin.
It's a secret boot that I can use once a month.
Terasaka.
Yoshida.
Muramatsu! The teacher's face has changed color.
He was all black with anger! It's really you, the instigators of all this? No! It was an idea of ââNagisa! The door plates of our houses! I promised the government to do you no harm.
That being said if you still use this kind of method to kill me who knows what could happen to other people? Your families, your friends No! In fact, I will possibly annihilate the whole Earth except you.
In five seconds, we had all understood that even fleeing to the other side of the Earth would be useless.
If we wanted to get out we had no choice but to kill our teacher.
What exactly you want ? You take our heads! You come out like that and you talk about the end of the world, of assassination! Why do not we kill a dirty guy with dirty methods? Sales methods? Not at all ! Your idea in itself was wonderful! And especially you, Nagisa Your natural approach deserves 100 out of 100.
You have deceived my guard perfectly.
However, the Terasaka and his friends did not respect you, and you did not respect yourself.
Such students do not deserve to kill me! Let's learn to murder with smile and dignity.
You are talented assassins and you have the potential.
These are the tips of your teacher and target.
He got mad at Mach 20 and he congratulated me by stroking my head.
His unusual way of teaching made me happy with ease.
Because this abnormal teacher we looked in the face.
Please ! give us your time to educate these children.
What beautiful tentacles.
I'm sure you'll make a wonderful teacher.
Here is a problem, Nagisa.
I have no intention of being killed.
I will have fun with you until March then I will blow the Earth.
If you want to avoid that, what will you do? We never killed anyone and we have so many other things to do.
But I thought that this professor would even accept that we want to kill him.
We will kill you before you blow the Earth.
So try now! Those who succeed will be able to return home! - Easy to say ! - It's unfeasible! We are assassins.
And our target, it's our teacher.
If we shoot now, he will clean our plates and us with them.
We are not ready to go back Our teacher is imputable In Japanese, it says "korosenai sensei" And abbreviated, "Koro-sensei" "Koro-sensei"? Koro-sensei and our group of assassins.
The bell indicating the beginning of the lessons will ring tomorrow too.
The delegate of the day has the floor.
From Standing! Take care of yourself ! Sincerely Hello! You can continue to fire while I make the call.
Isogai.
Here! Stronger, I do not hear anything with all these detonations.
Here! Okajima.
- Present! - Okuda.
Present - Kataoka.
- Present ! - Kayano.
- Present ! - Kanzaki.
- Present ! Ok No delay.
That's wonderful ! I am very happy ! He is too fast.
Even when we all put in, we missed it.
we are killers.
And our target to shoot down it's our teacher.
What a pity ! None of your shots hit the nail.
To act in a group is to the detriment of individual reflection.
Your look, the orientation of your weapons and the movement of your fingers are far too rudimentary.
Be more ingenious.
If not you will never kill your teacher who moves at Mach 20 speed.
It's blah blah, all that.
Did you really avoid them all? It looks like simple shotgun shots.
You just have to bear the pain.
- Yeah, that's right! - He is right ! No problem, give me a loaded weapon.
Like I've told you, these bullets are harmless to you.
But they were designed by the state to eliminate me.
They can destroy my cells like common tofu.
Of course, I regenerate myself in a few seconds.
Be careful not to take in the eye.
Unless it's to kill me, do not shoot me in class.
It would be nice if you killed me before the end of the school year.
Now please store your weapons and ammunition.
We will start the course.
The third grade of Kunugigaoka College is a heap of murderers.
The tick announcing the beginning of the lessons is still sounding today.
Here is the problem statement.
- Isogai.
- Um yes ? Which of these four tentacles is the intruder? Uh, blue.
Right answer ! It indicates the only sentence where "who" is a relative pronoun.
Hey, Nagisa.
It is daylight, but we see the crescent Moon.
How did we get there ? The beginning of the school year was marked by two simultaneous events.
The first was the sudden explosion of the Moon of which he remained only a crescent.
We interrupt your programs for a special flash.
We just received the information that the Moon would have been destroyed at 70%.
I repeat.
Can we ever see a moon crescent? The second event was this one.
Nice to meet you ! It was me who blew the moon.
I intend to blow the Earth next year.
I am also your new teacher.
Nice to meet you ! "5 or 6 things are ticking in this scene!" thought the whole class at the same time.
I call myself Karasuma and work at the Ministry of Defense.
First, understand that what I am going to tell you is a state secret.
I will be honest.
I want you to kill this monster.
Uh Where does he come from? Is it an enemy who comes to attack the Earth? Malpoli! I was born and raised on Earth! On earth ? I'm sorry I can not give you more details, but what he says is the truth.
This beast destroyed the Moon, and next year, in March he will also destroy the Earth.
Only heads of state around the world know about it.
If its existence were revealed to the public, it would be panic.
Before this happens, it must be killed in secret.
In cair it must be murdered! | Unfortunately.
he is very fast ! Can not kill him.
He even lets me blow my eyebrows.
And carefully, in addition! It is an overpowering creature capable of pulverizing the Moon.
It can move at Mach 20 speed.
Clearly, if he decides to run away for good, we can not do anything until our annihilation.
Yes, but it would not be very fun.
So I made a proposal to your country.
I do not want to be killed.
I asked to be appointed principal professor of the 3rd E of Kunugigaoka.
To do what ? I do not know his purpose.
But the government has reluctantly agreed, provided he does not hurt you.
There are two reasons for that.
If it comes in every day, we can watch it.
but above all more than thirty people will have the opportunity to kill him at close range.
Nakamura.
I already said not to try to kill me if it disturbed the courses! Sorry At the picket line ! Go stand at the back of the room.
"Why is this monster our main teacher?" "Why do we have to murder him?" The promised reward silenced our protests.
The reward is ten billion yen.
The sum is reasonable.
The saIut of the Earth literally depends on his assassination.
Fortunately, this beast is paying your head.
look, Green stripes appear to him when he makes fun.
What a grotesque skin.
It's normal! How can you kill me if the state can not kill me? When one of your modern hunters attacked me I shone it in full flight! Why does he clean it? I want you to watch the moment when, by chance, you will deceive his guard.
Here are some weapons and ammo effective on it but safe for you.
You will not have to reveal anything to your family or friends.
Time is running out.
If the Earth disappears, we will have nowhere to escape.
You know everything now.
Dear students, let us try to spend the year that you have in a fruitful way.
We have one year left.
If we do not succeed in the murder, the Earth will be destroyed.
It's the lunch break.
I'm going to China for a moment to eat a mabo-dofu.
If anyone wants to kill me, call me on my cell phone.
So, uh If he moves to Mach 20 it will take him 10 minutes to reach Sichuan, the cradle of mabo-dofu.
Of course, it will not be with a missile.
In addition, this octopus corrects our copies flying at the speed of sound.
Seriously? He even made a drawing on my copy.
And without wanting to, he is rather good teacher.
I know ! He gave me a special math class and I had good results at the next check.
Yeah, that said we still have class E.
it is useless to make efforts.
Yes This octopus-shaped creature is our cibIe.
And yet, She gives us classes like an ordinary teacher.
And US too, we are still ordinary students, even if we improvise killers.
Still Class E is a little different.
Hey, Nagisa! Follow us for a moment.
We will refine our assassination project.
This octopus changes color depending on his mood.
You could observe it as I asked you? Yes You know he has green stripes when he is sure of himself.
When a student is mistaken, he turns to dark purple, and when he answers correctly, he turns red.
But above all, after lunch that, I do not care! I have a plan.
When his color indicates that he is the most vulnerable, you will make him skin.
Me ? But Do not play the little saint! We are in class E.
The class of infertile dunces to honor the college's reputation.
Class E has been dubbed "the class of shipwrecks".
Every day, we are relegated to this building at the top of the hill, we are sidelined as if we were waste.
The opportunity for dunces like us to win 10 billion will never be represented again in our life.
We need to get out of this crappy situation.
And this, whatever the means employed.
Do not miss, Nagisa.
Did you hear? Nagisa is good for the E.
It's over for him.
I delete it from my contacts.
Me too.
I do not want to be associated with him.
I'm back.
Hello again, sir.
What is this missile? A gift.
The army was waiting for me over the sea of ââJapan.
It's not easy to be a target, huh? On the contrary ! Being the target of all is proof of my strength! Well, the next class will start.
Yes He can not understand.
The fact that everyone is trying to murder you means to recognize your strength.
Such a monster can not understand what a human being feels we do not know, which we do not expect any more, that we do not even recognize anymore.
Because of you, my reputation has taken a hit.
The only thing that will make me happy is that I will not have to see you anymore.
Maybe I can kill him.
after all, he must know what he's doing I am so invisible to him.
OLD BUILDING Very good! Compose a poem that respects the subject.
The last verse must end with "tentacle".
Did you say "tentacle"? Yes! Bring me your poem when you finish it.
I will dwell on grammar and the development of the word "tentacle".
Here is an example.
Tentacles, do not As soon as you're done, you'll be able to leave! But it's super hard! Look at me This softness does not inspire you? Admire this mellow! Keep it, your softness! Mister, I have a question! What is it, Kayano? The question comes a little late, but what is your name? What? It's not practical to differentiate yourself from other teachers.
My name ? - That's true.
- He did not tell us.
- "I have no name.
Just give me one.
We can choose ? But for now, focus on your homework.
Yes! Meanwhile, I will rest a little.
Are you done already, Nagisa? When we have a break, after lunch, The teacher's face sometimes turns pale pink.
It took a long time to respond to Kayano's question.
This is probably where he is the least vigorous.
We are dunces in a famous school.
We have to stand out somewhere.
We will show our parents, teachers and friends that when we want, we can.
When we want we can.
I told you to be more ingenious.
We must be respected.
By all means.
Yeah Victory Nagisa! In your face ! - Terasaka! - What did you do ? He did not expect a suicide bombing! Say, what did you give Nagisa? A plastoc grenade, a toy.
But I improved it with a little powder.
So that the 300 anti-profs bullets fuse at full speed! It's not deadly for a human.
I will pay the care with my 10 billion He has nothing.
Not even a burn.
And what is this membrane? - It is connected to the octopus.
- In fact I moult once a month.
I protected Nagisa with my old skin.
It's a secret boot that I can use once a month.
Terasaka.
Yoshida.
Muramatsu! The teacher's face has changed color.
He was all black with anger! It's really you, the instigators of all this? No! It was an idea of ââNagisa! The door plates of our houses! I promised the government to do you no harm.
That being said if you still use this kind of method to kill me who knows what could happen to other people? Your families, your friends No! In fact, I will possibly annihilate the whole Earth except you.
In five seconds, we had all understood that even fleeing to the other side of the Earth would be useless.
If we wanted to get out we had no choice but to kill our teacher.
What exactly you want ? You take our heads! You come out like that and you talk about the end of the world, of assassination! Why do not we kill a dirty guy with dirty methods? Sales methods? Not at all ! Your idea in itself was wonderful! And especially you, Nagisa Your natural approach deserves 100 out of 100.
You have deceived my guard perfectly.
However, the Terasaka and his friends did not respect you, and you did not respect yourself.
Such students do not deserve to kill me! Let's learn to murder with smile and dignity.
You are talented assassins and you have the potential.
These are the tips of your teacher and target.
He got mad at Mach 20 and he congratulated me by stroking my head.
His unusual way of teaching made me happy with ease.
Because this abnormal teacher we looked in the face.
Please ! give us your time to educate these children.
What beautiful tentacles.
I'm sure you'll make a wonderful teacher.
Here is a problem, Nagisa.
I have no intention of being killed.
I will have fun with you until March then I will blow the Earth.
If you want to avoid that, what will you do? We never killed anyone and we have so many other things to do.
But I thought that this professor would even accept that we want to kill him.
We will kill you before you blow the Earth.
So try now! Those who succeed will be able to return home! - Easy to say ! - It's unfeasible! We are assassins.
And our target, it's our teacher.
If we shoot now, he will clean our plates and us with them.
We are not ready to go back Our teacher is imputable In Japanese, it says "korosenai sensei" And abbreviated, "Koro-sensei" "Koro-sensei"? Koro-sensei and our group of assassins.
The bell indicating the beginning of the lessons will ring tomorrow too.