Batwheels (2022) s01e01 Episode Script

1
[music playing]
[the Joker laughing]
Who needs cash on hand
when you've got cash on wheels.
[laughing]
[cackling] Make sure you spend
it all in one place, puddin'!
[blows kiss] On me.
Oh, that's adorable, Harley.
But we stole
that money together,
so Joker had better
share the wealth
with all of us. [laughing]
[Mr. Freeze]
That's right, Penguin.
Don't make me
freeze your funds.
Typical Mr. Freeze,
always with the ice puns.
[Riddler]
Oh, known accomplices,
don't go counting
the cash just yet.
Eh? What do you mean, Riddler?
[Riddler] Riddle me this.
What has ten wheels,
three capes
and a bad attitude?
Huh?
[groans]
[gasps] It's Batman!
[Mr. Freeze] And Robin!
And Batgirl.
It's the whole Bat-pack!
Scatter!
[Harley screams]
Ha, they're splitting up.
Like a played-out rock band.
Who should I go after?
Plenty to go around.
Take your pick.
[the Joker cackling]
Ooh, like my new van, Batman?
I've had a few
optional extras installed.
[the Joker cackling]
[cackling]
Pop goes the weasel!
You'll have to do
better than that.
Oh!
[the Joker cackling]
Give it up, Penguin.
You know I'm gonna catch you.
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it, Batgirl.
Or maybe we won't!
[laughing]
Here we go!
Whoo-hoo!
That was sick!
Indeed it was.
And I think I'm going to be
[The Penguin laughs]
[tires screeching]
Sorry, little bird.
I'm putting you
on ice. [laughs]
Activating Bat-Laser!
[gasps]
[chuckling] I'm bringing
the heat, Freeze.
[Mr. Freeze] Icicles!
[Robin] Whoa, what in the
Yoo-hoo, Robin!
Did I mention
that I love your name?
'Cause that's what
I'm always doin', you know,
robbin' stuff.
Get him, Harley!
[Mr. Freeze] Whoa!
Hey! I said get him, not me!
[Harley] Sorry, Snow Cone!
My bad!
[chuckling] Hold still,
will ya?
You're the nail.
I'm the hammer.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're a hammer
that's goin' to the slammer.
[Harley] Huh?
[grunts]
[screams]
[sighs]
Your turn, puddin'!
[engine revs]
True story,
my driving instructor told me
never to drive angry.
But he didn't say anything
about driving funny.
Great green gobs of greasy
grimy Joker goo! [laughs]
[tires screeching]
Think that's funny?
This will really make you
bust a gut.
-[the Joker] Ooh!
-[burping noise]
[groans] Not funny.
[the Joker exclaims]
You never could take a joke.
[Batgirl] You've got nowhere
to go, Penguin! Give it up!
Like my momma always said,
if you can't beat 'em,
swim for it!
[laughs boisterously]
So long, Batgirl. What?
[Batgirl] I think
I got a nibble.
Yup. Landed me a big one.
[engine revs]
Four down. One to go.
Hey, what happened
to the stolen money?
[Riddler]
You'll never figure it out!
[helicopter hovering]
It's over your heads!
[laughs maliciously]
Launch mode.
-Yes!
-Let's go.
[brakes screech]
[engine revving]
Now I'll have the money
all to myself.
Or not.
[sighs]
The only thing
you'll have to yourself
is a nice, cozy jail cell.
[Batman] Hmm.
[cars honking]
A good night's work.
Wait. We totes took out
every baddie in Gotham
and that's all we get?
Yeah, not even
a "Way to go, yo"?
You must be confusing me
with someone else.
[car screeches, honks]
You are Batman, aren't you?
And Batgirl, and Robin?
Hmph. We are.
Oh, good.
The Mayor sent me
to take the three of you
to Gotham City Hall.
To thank you for
this amazing accomplishment,
he wants to present you
with the keys to the city.
Um, yes, please.
-That is so cool!
-I don't think so.
Tell his honor
we're flattered, but
-Oh, come on!
-[Robin] Please, let's go!
We don't protect Gotham
for awards.
Well, the ceremony will raise
money for Gotham's needy.
See? It's for a good cause.
And don't we deserve
a little fun after all that?
What about
[Robin] We can have
the Batcomputer
send our rides
back to the cave.
[groans] All right.
-Just this once.
-[both] Yes!
Batcomputer, recall vehicles.
Right away, Batman.
-Engaging Auto Control Systems.
-[digital beeps]
-Yes!
-[Robin] Oh, yes!
I've never rode
in a limo before!
-[Batgirl] Whoa!
-[Robin] Batman, look at this.
[Batman groans]
[bottles clinking]
[Batgirl] Try the sun roof.
[Batgirl and Robin cheering]
[orchestral music playing]
[digital beeping]
-[alarm buzzing]
-Alert.
There's an intruder
in the entrance tunnel.
[man grunts] I'm coming in!
Huh?
What? Who?
Oh, no, it wasn't me!
Someone, or something,
is trying to
break into the Batcave.
I calculate
less than ten minutes
before it reaches us.
Don't just calculate.
Do something!
-Oh, dear.
-[MOE screaming]
I am unable
to locate or contact
Batman, Robin, or Batgirl.
Aw, that's just great!
Try to remain calm, MOE.
Remember your programming.
I'm programmed to panic!
Aw, let's face it,
without Batman,
we've got no way
to fend off this
[man] Another door? Sheesh!
[MOE gasps] Oh.
[groans]
Perhaps, there is a way.
Well, don't just
keep it to yourself.
That thing's getting closer.
MOE, go to the Bat-vault
and fetch the copies
of my Bat-motherboard.
Your Bat-whatsitnow?
Bat-motherboard.
It's the advanced technology
Batman created
that first allowed me
to speak, to think.
It brought me to life.
And it might do
the same for him.
A talking car? [laughs]
Machines don't talk.
Oh, wait.
A fully functional,
living Batmobile
might be able
to stop the intruder,
even without Batman driving.
I guess it's worth a shot.
I'm on it.
One stack of Bat-mamaboards.
[Batcomputer] Mother-boards.
And please be careful
with them, MOE.
They can't be replaced.
Careful is
my middle name. Whoa!
Actually, it's Harvey.
[MOE] Are you sure
about this, BC?
Bringing a car to life?
I've seen horror movies
that start like that.
Batman created these
backup motherboards
in case of an emergency.
I would say this qualifies.
[Crash grunting]
These guys really
don't like company.
[gasps]
[Crash] Knock, knock!
Yeah! Yes. Yes, it does.
I'm a fan of this plan.
A big fan.
-[Crash grunting]
-[door thudding]
I suggest you complete
the installation with alacrity.
-Huh?
-Move your bolts, MOE!
Right. Here goes.
Hold on to your circuits.
[Batmobile gasps]
[pants]
Hello. You in there?
Whoa. Where am I?
What just happened?
You know where you are, Bam.
You spend most
of your time here.
As for what just happened
Well, there was
this security alarm.
Then, this intruder thingy
started taking down
the Batcave defenses.
And then we couldn't
reach Batman,
so, we had to get these
Bat-motherboard doohickeys
and put one
inside of you, and then
-We need your help, Bam.
-Yeah, that.
Why do you keep
calling me, Bam?
It's easier than Batmobile.
I am the Batcomputer,
but you may call me BC,
-if you like.
-Hello, BC.
And I'm MOE,
the Mobile Operations Expert.
You may call me
the Mobile Operations Expert.
Or MOE. MOE is good, too.
[laughs] Okay, MOE.
But I still don't understand
what happened to me.
Well, you don't actually need
Batman to drive you anymore.
I don't?
-I don't!
-[engine accelerating]
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-[tires screech]
You can do
everything yourself now.
Drive around,
-use all your cool gadgets.
-[engine revs]
Oh! Batarang!
-[exclaims]
-[Batmobile] Sorry.
You could put a bot's
optical sensor out with that.
And, yes, you can talk, Bam.
I can?
I can. Echo.
[echoes] Echo!
Wait, can I talk to Batman?
I'm afraid not, Bam.
No person will be able to tell
that you've been
brought to life.
[Crash] Almost got it. [grunts]
-[door slams]
-[Crash] Or not.
[MOE whimpers]
But right now,
you've gotta handle
whatever that is.
What do you mean, handle?
We need you to use
all your advanced
crime-fighting abilities
to stop the intruder.
Just like Batman.
But I'm not Batman,
I'm just his car.
I think you'll find
you're a lot more
than that, Bam.
[door thuds]
[Crash grunting]
[both gasping]
-[door slams]
-[Crash grunts]
Honey, I'm home.
[grunts] Ooh!
I love what Batman's
done with the place.
[Batmobile gasps quietly]
[gasps, whispering]
That thing's trying
to steal the Batcomputer.
You gotta do something, Bam.
[Batmobile exhales]
All right, here goes.
[whirring]
Uh, get away from there!
Whoa!
A talking car?
This day just keeps
getting weirder.
[Batmobile] I'm not gonna
let you take BC.
Bam ♪
Bam ♪
Okay, then.
I'll just take you apart first.
[gasps]
[Crash grunts]
-[tires screeching]
-[Batmobile grunting]
Whoa! Whoa!
-Bam ♪
-[brakes screech]
[Batmobile] Okay.
That's how you want it.
[Crash] Wait. What?
[engine revs]
-[Crash grunts]
-[body parts clattering]
[Batmobile] Yes!
That's the third time
this week.
You know how much
something like this costs?
[straining]
Even more than this.
Bat-grease, activate!
[exclaims] Oh! Ow!
Oh, not another foot.
That's it, Bam!
Show him what you're made of!
Pow! Bop!
[Batmobile]
Deploying Bat-magnet.
[Crash] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Please. Stop. Doing. That!
Ha-ha!
[screams]
There I go,
always losing my head.
Ha! We're not afraid of you.
All we had to do was
put one of those
spiffy mama boards
in the Batmobile
and it's like having
another Batman!
MOE! Shh!
Ooh! You mean,
these motherboards?
-Hey, stop!
-[Crash] I'm going! I'm going!
[Batmobile] Bring those back!
Don't worry, I'll lock up.
[batarangs clanging]
-No!
-[MOE groaning]
He got away.
You drove him off, Bam.
Thank you.
I haven't seen moves like that
since Batgirl taught me
how to do the Batusi.
[chuckles] You did great.
I I didn't know
I had it in me.
You really shouldn't
be surprised, Bam.
You're the most
advanced car ever created.
Never forget that.
I hate to spoil the mood,
but that robot just took off
with some of
those motherboards.
Who knows what
he could do with those?
MOE is right.
There is no telling
what terrible things
could be brought
to life with them.
What should we do?
I know this is all
still new to you, Bam,
but we need you to get
those motherboards back.
And fast.
[chuckles] This is amazing.
[dings]
Nacho chips?
They must have knew
I was coming.
Sweet! They've got
Super Gotham Knockout 2!
Wait, this isn't
the way to City Hall.
-Mm.
-Hey! Don't get nacho dust
-on my controller.
-Sorry.
Driver, shouldn't we
be taking Broadway?
Driver!
Why are we moving away
from City Hall?
We're headed for the outskirts.
It's a trap.
Can't get a signal
on my bat-phone.
Wait.
Titanium silver alloy,
blocks all phone signals.
Oh, man.
Bat-laser's no good either.
We're in trouble.
[Batmobile] I don't see
the robot anywhere, BC.
[Batcomputer] Try using
your infrared tracker.
Oh, right.
Whoa. Cool.
I see him!
[Crash grunts]
He just went into
some kind of city dump.
[Batcomputer]
Parkham Scrapyard.
Why would he Wait.
That's where the wrecked
villain vehicles were towed.
Villain vehicles?
That doesn't sound good.
[Batcomputer]
Batman, Robin and Batgirl
knocked them all out of action.
There shouldn't be
any cause for concern.
Yeah, that's what worries me.
I'm gonna take a closer look.
Launching Bat-drone.
[Bat-drone whirring]
[whirring]
Since you do not
have the Batcomputer
in your possession,
I assume your mission
has failed.
It wasn't my fault,
oh, mightiest of microchips.
That sneaky computer
tricked me.
I am not interested
in your excuses.
My perfect plan
has been foiled!
[scoreboard horns]
[sighs]
When am I gonna get out
of this ridiculous scoreboard?
I'm sorry, oh,
most powerful processor.
She brought Batman's car
to life and it attacked me!
[Badcomputer] Hmm.
Tell me more about
this living automobile.
Ha! So, now you are
interested in my excuses.
Tell me.
I may have failed
to grab the Batcomputer,
but I did manage to grab
these incredibly advanced
motherboards on the way out.
Good.
Very good.
There still may be a way
to achieve my goal.
To get rid of the Batcomputer,
and take her place
as the most powerful computer
on this pathetic planet!
[scoreboard horns]
I'm in the middle of
an evil speech right now.
Oh, so that's what
this was all about.
Trapping the Bat-family
in that limo
and sending me to snatch
the Batcomputer.
You know, you could've
told me before.
Oh, no. Batman.
And BC.
[Badcomputer groans]
[Crash meekly] Or not.
Need to know basis, right?
Don't go purple on me.
She may have brought
one vehicle to life.
But I will awaken
five vehicles of my own.
And they will go to the Batcave
and take the Batcomputer
by force.
Preach it,
oh, master of megabytes.
Put the stolen motherboards
into these villain vehicles,
and bring them all to life.
Right away,
oh, grand pooh-bah of
Do it!
Hold on.
Wakey-wakey.
[laughing maniacally]
It worked!
My new perfect plan
unfolds before my very eyes.
-Do the rest.
-[Crash] Uh-huh.
[engine revving]
-A-ha!
-[engine revving]
-[gasps]
-Whoa!
-[vehicle starting]
-[Ducky gasps] Quack! Quack!
[Quizz gasps]
[laughs mischievously]
Oh, no.
-[metal clank]
-[Crash] Whoa!
[Quizz laughs mischievously]
[Crash] Was that
entirely necessary?
[Badcomputer] Ducky, Snowy,
Quizz, Jestah, Prank,
you are the greatest
vehicular villain team
ever created.
Aren't they the only
vehicular villain team
ever created?
And I shall call you,
the Legion of Zoom!
[music fades out of tune]
Is that the best you can do?
How about Quizz's Whizzes?
Ah! That's terrible.
It should be
Ducky's Desperados.
No! The Ha-Ha Hoodlums.
[scoffs] We should be
Jestah's Juvies.
[gasps] The Frozen Chosen.
-[Ducky] What?
-[Quizz] Come on!
-[overlapping chatter]
-Oh, dear.
Perhaps, calling them a team
was a bit of a stretch.
[loudly] Silence!
[buzz]
-Oh, no.
-A spy for the Batcomputer!
Run it down.
That means go, go get it! Go!
[all clamoring]
-They're the Legion of Zoom ♪
-I gotta get out of here!
♪And they're meaner than mean ♪
-Where is he?
-The most criminal cars ♪
Gotham's ever seen ♪
The Batwheels better
Watch out ♪
Or they'll be overthrown ♪
'Cause the Zoomers
Are comin' ♪
And they're ♪
Bad to the chrome ♪
[both straining]
I'm sorry, Batman.
We really dunked
the donut on this one.
Yeah, this whole limo thing
was pretty sus.
I have no idea
what you just said.
But let's stay focused
on getting out of here.
-Right
-On it.
[both grunting]
[both groan]
If you really wanna
solve a problem,
try thinking it through.
Every cage has a weakness,
if you just take
the time to find it.
Big bad computer! Robot!
Motherboards! Legion of Zoom!
We know, we saw
the whole thing.
They have to be stopped.
Wait, what?
Taking on that robot
was one thing,
but all of those
villain vehicles?
By myself?
You won't be by yourself.
[heroic music playing]
[engine starts]
Holy hot rods!
This is awesome!
-Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
-Welcome, Redbird.
-You are Robin's car.
-[engine revs]
That's amazing!
-[Redbird] Yeah!
-[Batmobile] I'm Bam.
[whirring]
-[engine starts]
-Whoo-hoo!
-[engine accelerating]
-[Bibi] Radical!
Hey, Batgirl cycle.
Oh, please, call me Bibi.
[Batmobile] Okay, Bibi.
[whirring]
[gasps]
[exclaims]
-[thuds]
-Ow!
Someone have that removed.
[Redbird] Hey, there, Batwing.
Can we call you "Wing"?
Absolutely not.
[whirring]
-[engine starts]
-[gasps]
[chuckling] That's sick!
[screams in pain]
Sorry, I've never been
brought to life before.
[MOE] It's okay!
That'll buff right out.
Buff. Hey, I like that.
Can you believe this?
So amazing!
I can talk?
I'm gonna miss the quiet.
-Buff!
-Hey! Bet you can't catch me.
-[Buff] Oh, yeah?
-[Batmobile] Here I come!
-Me, too!
-[all accelerating]
-[MOE] Whoa!
-[Batmobile] Whoa!
-[Batmobile chuckling]
-Hey!
Put that down! Uh.
No, no, no! That's expensive!
-[all laughing]
-What are you doing? No!
I know this is
all very exciting,
but you were
brought to life for a reason.
BC's right.
That nasty Legion of Zoom
is gonna be coming
for her again.
They're a bunch of
vehicles brought to life,
just like you.
Only, they're real bad news.
We've gotta stop them.
Wait a minute,
we're not heroes.
We're transportation.
We just get Batman
where he needs to go.
-That's right.
-[Bibi] Uh-huh.
What she said.
What are you talking about?
You aren't just some
run-of-the-mill roadsters.
You're up to your windshields
in super-powerful gadgets
and advanced Bat-tech!
Each of you
is quite exceptional.
For instance,
Bam can launch batarangs
from as far as
100 feet away with
incredible accuracy.
Redbird. Your stealth tech
allows you to do things
no other car could
even dream of.
Bibi, you were designed
to be one of
the world's foremost
daredevil stunt riders.
Batwing, your
aerial capabilities
are second to none.
And, Buff,
your powerful winch can
perform incredible feats.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Is this where I get
to use my winch?
Hey, you break it,
you bought it!
All of this and more
make you a very
special group of vehicles.
Not just a group, a team.
And I'm calling us,
the Batwheels!
-[Redbird] Yes!
-[Bibi] Cool!
-[Batwing] Not bad.
-[Buff] Bat-tastic!
Your mission is to keep
the streets of Gotham safe,
using your speed, your power
and your one-of-a-kind
Bat-technology.
And right now, that means
stopping those
Legion of Zoomers
from swiping our
beloved Batcomputer.
They are almost certainly
headed this way.
But if you hurry,
you should be able
to cut them off
at the Gotham Amusement Mile.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Look, I know you're scared.
I was, too.
I didn't think that
I could be like Batman.
And now, I know
that I was right.
I can't.
But maybe I can be a hero
just by being me.
And maybe you can, too.
-I'm in. [wheels whirring]
-[tires thud]
-I'm with ya!
-Hey, me, too!
-Why not?
-All right!
Batwheels! Rev up and peel out!
[engines accelerating]
-Hey!
-[Bibi grunts]
-Hey!
-Sorry!
-[Bibi] Hey! Careful!
-[Batwing] Come on!
[grunts]
[sighs heavily] You know,
you each have your own
special Batcave exit, right?
-[Bibi] Our bad.
-[Redbird] Forgot.
[Buff] Sorry.
Yeah, let's try this again.
[rock music playing]
When villains run wild
On the Gotham streets ♪
There's a new bat-team
They won't want to meet ♪
Yeah, Batman and Robin
Are a dynamic pair ♪
But even heroes need
A ride to get 'em there! ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[clown car honks]
Well, lookie what we have here.
-[mockingly] Bats on wheels.
-[Prank and Ducky laughing]
I'm not gonna let you
take the Batcomputer.
[scoffs] Well,
we're not gonna let you
not let us take it.
Huh? Have at 'em, boys!
[cackles]
Boys?
It's girls who just
wanna have fun.
-[Buff grunts]
-Yeah!
[cackling]
[brakes screech]
[machine powering up]
[Buff] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, watch out!
-Icy road conditions. [laughs]
-[ice beam powering up]
-[tires screeching]
-Whoa! [gasps]
Slipping!
[gasps, crashes]
[Ducky] Careful!
This ride can be
a little bumpy!
Wah-wah!
-[grunting]
-[squeaking]
-[engine accelerating]
-[Quizz laughs]
-[whirring]
-[Bibi] Hey!
[Quizz] What do you call
a motorcycle
stuck on the top
of a Ferris wheel?
A doom with a view.
[laughs whimsically]
-[whirring]
-[Bibi] That's not funny.
-[Batwing] Got you now!
-[spurting goo]
-[Batwing] Ugh!
-[Prank] Thank you for flying
Green Goo Airways!
[cackling]
[mockingly] So long, Bat-bozos!
Be freezing you.
-Wah-wah!
-[Jestah cackles] Later!
[cackling]
-[Batmobile sighs sadly]
-[Batwing grunts]
[blubbering]
[Bibi] Oh, man.
-[metal creaking]
-[Batmobile grunts]
[engine revs]
[Bibi grunts]
[sighs] We can't do this.
We're no heroes.
More like zeros.
But we can't just give up.
Those bad guys are
after the Batcomputer,
and we're the only thing
standing in their way.
We stood in their way already
and they rolled right over us.
Hey, why is everything
-spinning around and around?
-[brakes screech]
-[machine powering down]
-I say, we can do this.
[Bibi] Then why did we get
our fenders handed to us?
It's just 'cause we're
new at this.
We'll get the hang of it.
We have to learn from this
and be smarter next time.
You're right.
Me taking on a helicopter
might not have been
the best idea.
A flying baddie calls
for a flying goodie.
Leave him to me.
And that snow crawler
was just too huge
for me to handle.
Pfft! He doesn't
seem so big to me.
Let me handle him.
Yes! That's what
I'm talking about.
Let's try it again,
only this time,
we use our heads.
-[Jestah chuckles]
-[Quizz] Oh, this could be fun!
-There's no one to stop us now!
-[Snowy] Ready or not,
here we come!
[engines accelerating]
Hold it right there, Zooms!
-Really?
-You again?
Back for some more?
[grunts] Goodie!
This time we won't take it
so easy on you. [quacks]
-Let's do this, Batwheels!
-[engines revving]
-[wheels whirring]
-[Jestah babbling]
[grunts]
[cackles] Whoo!
[Bibi grunts]
-[Jestah laughing]
-[Bibi accelerating]
I got you this time.
[metal clanks]
-[Jestah] Whoa!
-Up, up, and away!
[Jestah] Whoa, no!
-[crashing]
-[Jestah] Really?
[Snowy] Have an ice day!
[grunts] Bam said
to use our heads.
Buff this out!
[grunting]
[weapon whirs]
[gasps] Oh, no!
[crashes]
-[Snowy groans]
-[chuckles] Brain freeze.
[Batwing] Yeah!
Bet you can't do this!
Whoo!
[cackles]
Easy-peasy.
[Batwing] Ha! Eat Ferris wheel!
-[whirring]
-[Quizz gasps]
[crashes]
[Quizz] Oh!
Right in the rotors!
-[Prank cackling]
-[tires screech]
[cackles]
How do you like that?
[clangs]
[Prank screaming]
-[crashes]
-[bell dings]
[Prank groaning]
Spoiler alert!
[quacking] Whoa!
Quack, quack
[groans]
[straining]
-[groans softly]
-[grunts]
-We did it!
-You bet your bumpers we did!
Go figure.
[Bibi]
Guess you were right, Bam.
We can't be Batgirl
or Batman, or Robin.
But there's one thing
-we can be!
-[engine revs]
[all] The Batwheels!
Well done, Batwheels.
-But the job isn't finished.
-Huh?
[Batgirl] Okay, we're tapped
into the limo's wiring.
Should be able
to disable the locks.
[beeping]
Wait, this is gonna
fry my phone, isn't it?
-Probably.
-[Batgirl] Okay.
-Here goes.
-[digital beeping]
-[machine beeps, powering down]
-[Batgirl] Hey, that did it!
Thinking it through
was definitely the way to go.
Let's get out of here.
[grunts]
-[grunts]
-[tires screech]
[Batman] Huh?
What the
Oh. No passengers
allowed in the front.
-[door clangs]
-[limo driver babbles, boings]
-[Batman grunts]
-[pedal thudding]
Out! Now!
[both grunt]
[both grunt]
[magnets firing]
[magnets clanging]
[Batman grunts]
What?
How did
We
I was finally able
to obtain information
on your whereabouts, Batman.
Oh, so you sent all our rides.
I have installed
a new technology
into each of them.
I have updated
the Auto Control System.
-[Batman] Hmm.
-[Batcomputer] It now enables
your vehicles
to home in on you,
and come to your aid
when you need them.
That is straight fire!
Sounds like there's
a lot more to them
than even I had imagined.
Indeed.
Who knows what amazing things
they'll be doing next?
Wait, does this mean
we're not getting
the keys to the city?
That's okay.
We've already got
the only keys we need.
[rock music playing]
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
-Batwheels ♪
-[engine accelerates]
-Watch them turn on a dime ♪
-Oh, yeah.
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
[engine revs, blasts]
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪