Better Late Than Never (2016) s01e01 Episode Script

1 land of exotic beauty, untold wonders, and home to civilizations that have existed for thousands of years.
I can't believe I did that.
Until now.
Four living legends You're all too old for this.
Embark on a journey across Asia There's a bend in the river coming up.
For the time of their lives.
Anybody speak English? Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starring TV superstar Henry Winkler Born to be wild Thank God he's gone.
Cultural icon William Shatner Oh, cold! NFL Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw I feel like I'm in the world's oldest boy band.
Former heavyweight champion George Foreman - What are you, 1,000 years old? - Shut up.
And introducing Jeff Dye as - Jeffrey! - The sidekick.
How could you do this? Do what? Four countries, six cities, and no limits.
This is cool.
Bonds will be forged.
I flew my ass I'm not through talking, Bill.
Exotic cuisines embraced.
Cow penis.
I'm not eating that.
This is like camp! North Korea and South Korea.
What could possibly go wrong? Oh! So sorry.
We don't need an international incident, guys.
It's an adventure for all ages.
9,000 miles with the best people in the world.
Better Late Oh, no.
No.
Oh, my God.
Than Never.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! - Hey, Bill.
- Henry? - Terry? - Henry, what are you doing? Are you there, George? Hey.
I've got a great idea.
I'd like to go on an adventure.
We've worked hard all our lives, right? I think we deserve a little fun.
Where are we going? How's Asia sound? Asia? Get packing, guys.
This is gonna be great.
Now where did I put my kimono? We need to get somebody to carry the bags.
Who is that guy that always calls me for work? Jeff, how are you? What are you doing for the next 30 days? Um Well, let me just check my schedule.
I could move some things around.
Welcome to Delta One.
Man, there are a lot of short people around here.
Turn down for what? Turn down for what? Turn down for what? Tokyo, we're here.
See, Henry? That's so non-Japanese.
The Japanese would say, "Tokyo, we are here.
" Will you look at this? Just like I dreamed it would be.
I had never seen so many people in my life.
Lot of people here.
George, have you ever seen anything like this? This is special.
Wow.
- Follow me.
Follow me.
- This is amazing.
I've never seen anything like this.
I've been in New York.
I've been in Oklahoma City.
Tulsa.
I've been everywhere.
Never seen nothing like this.
All right, hold it.
I'm walking here.
I'm walking here.
How you doing? Oh, my God.
Nice to see you.
So there we were in the middle of Shibuya, the most traveled - All those people - From all over the world.
Yeah, and not only that, you know, you cross the street this way, you cross the street that way.
- Right.
- They don't cross the street that way or that way.
They cross the street this way.
This is amazing, huh? As Terry Bradshaw would say, "Golly.
" Do you know where we're going? This is bewildering, huh? Try to blend in, Bill.
We're looking for a food map and a map map.
What do you want a food map for? - 'Cause I'd like a snack.
- I want to get downtown.
I don't want to eat.
I got to always find a food map.
See? Thank you, George.
All right, here's the map! Okay, we have to go to the east door.
How do we know it's the east door? Ooh, the burger.
Beautiful.
This is a voyage into the unknown.
Henry says he knows where he's going.
This way.
Right here, gentlemen.
And reluctantly and forbiddingly, I said okay.
What are we doing, Henry? Is this it? Wait a minute.
- Do you want to take a selfie? - Selfie? Yes.
Come on.
Big mistake.
Stop signing autographs.
Let's go.
Henry's still back there signing autographs.
Elizabeth? How are you? My name is Henry.
Henry's talking to everyone.
He's, like, running for office over here.
What is your name? A pleasure to meet you.
.
My name is Henry.
I'm very happy to see you.
What is your name? I'd say 60% of Japan recognizes Henry Winkler from his fame and success, and so Henry will make a point to take a photo with all of those people.
All right, we'll see you.
Let's go.
I'll tell you, man's so vain.
And the other 40% who doesn't know who Henry Winkler is, he will also make a point to stop and talk to and take a photo with.
No, from "Happy Days.
" - "Happy Days"? - Yeah.
If this is what it's gonna be like, we're not gonna get anywhere.
Can anybody speak English to buy a ticket on the train? There's a man who lives back there.
We're trying to get out of here to go downtown.
West.
We need to go west.
We've been going east.
We're going So we've been going in the wrong direction? Exactly.
- Would you ask him? - How do we get out of here? - What is your name? - Why? Holy .
It's gonna take two weeks.
All right, west side exit.
West side exit.
I absolutely know what I'm doing now.
Didn't I say west side? No.
You've lost your credibility, do you understand that? You and east side, west side.
You don't know.
Admit you don't know.
Admit you don't I will not admit I don't know.
The man said go west side.
So here we are in the middle of nowhere.
Actually, I don't know where I'm going, but I'm not gonna admit that to Bill Shatner.
Oh, steps.
Are we going up those stairs? This has turned out to be a nightmare.
I could be in Hawaii.
- Come on.
- What? You see the future.
Yes.
Jeffrey, did you find us a hotel? Yes, I did, and you're gonna love it.
Henry was very clear.
This was supposed to be an adventure.
So I got a place we can all go to that you'll love.
Welcome to the Capsule Hotel, boys.
Oh, what the Great, right? You've got to be joking, right? This is a hotel.
This is a real, authentic hotel.
You've each got your own little capsule.
Come on.
You just pop in there and call it a night.
It's fun.
- How do you get in? - Just like that, like I did.
Come on, guys.
It's fun.
- The size of these guys.
- It's Tokyo.
It's different here.
It's not like home in your mansion.
I don't know what the problem is.
This place is perfect.
It's Japanese.
Super cheap.
It looks like a kennel.
Sure, it's a little small.
We're what the But the acoustics are great.
There's a pillow, sheets.
Even a TV where they can watch their shows in syndication.
They're actually earning money by staying here.
George is out like a light.
He likes it here.
See? It's fun.
It's authentic.
No.
It may be authentic, but so is Whoa.
Hello.
Hello.
Are you getting in here? Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I didn't want a Japanese There's a sight you don't see every day.
Anatomy class right now.
You should see what I'm seeing.
Why do I think of peaches? I don't know.
Hello, Tokyo! I hate you.
Bathroom.
Funny, I didn't know he was Jewish.
I'm really enjoying myself right now, so just leave me the alone.
- George is out like a light.
- You see? George likes this authentic Japanese experience.
- It's so hot in here.
- Quit complaining.
It's nice.
I think I'm gonna call it a night actually.
Okay.
Henry.
- Yeah? - We're in Japan.
- We're in Japan.
- I've never been to Japan, so I really don't mind being in this hovel.
No, no.
I was just giving him a hard time.
- This is authentic.
- This is authentic.
Okay, so I buy that.
Authentic experience.
This is awful, about sleeping, but who cares about sleeping when you're in this strange, wonderful city? You should be sleepless in Tokyo.
How do you find a place like this? Priceline.
I got to go to the bathroom.
Look how quickly he became Japanese.
Funny, I didn't know he was Jewish.
He got into the culture just like Oh!.
Where are we going next? I say we go mountain climbing.
- Mountain climbing? - Mount Fuji.
Or one of those ninja warrior courses.
Mount Fuji? I would like to see Mount Fuji.
So what do we do? Do we eat? - Yeah, I think so.
- I don't want to go in there.
We ought to go there and have some yakitori.
Look at so much to eat.
Tokyo's got great food.
It's got great food, but you got to go to these little places on the back streets.
Nobody goes there because it's so out of the way.
That's where you got to go to get the great food.
Maybe the crowds don't go there for a good reason.
What would that reason be? Maybe the food is, like, weird.
Weird? - Strange.
- It's what we want to eat.
We're going to order yakitori, all right? But we want different kinds of yakitori.
I don't know what yakitori means.
I don't think you want to know.
- It's Japanese meat.
- He thinks it's a delicacy.
And wait 'til you taste it.
It is phenomenal.
We need that.
Yes, yes.
- What'd he say? - What else? That.
What'd he say? You're not gonna say? I want wing.
No.
Yakitori doesn't come with the wing.
You have to have skewers of meat.
It seems like Bill has done his research.
He seems to know well, that's Bill.
He knows everything about everything.
- This is great yakitori.
- So I'm in.
Can I have some French fries with mine? How do you say "ugly American?" Shatner's going, "Well, you've got to have this.
It's a delicacy.
" Now, here we go.
- That looks like eyeballs.
- You're being a child.
Try it.
"I'm telling you, it's fabulous.
Absolutely fabulous.
" There's only one way to discover a culture, and that is to explore bravely.
I'm telling you, America.
I've got to have me some chicken fried steak.
- Okay, I'm gonna taste this.
- Now, that's good.
I'm not gonna have any without my barbecue sauce.
You've got sauce? - Did you bring that from home? - I did.
He drinks it.
Did you have one of these? That is not bad.
I don't know what that is, but it's good.
This is good.
These are delicious.
I'll have some more of that.
- Do you know what it is? - No.
First one you gave me was the best one.
- Yeah, right here.
- That is not bad.
I don't know what that is, but it's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
- Hey, what's one? - That's real good.
Try that one.
- It can't get through it.
- Well, chew it.
I'm trying.
Ma'am, can I ask you a question? What is that? Pork vagina? Thank you.
That's so lovely.
What is this? - Same.
- Wow.
The whole vagina is on a stick.
Who knew? I knew.
What else you got? What is this? - I'm not sure.
- I'll use a translator.
Go ahead.
- Would you like some what? - Ovaries.
The good thing about me? I will eat anything.
Lord, I want to apologize right now for my brother Jeff.
No.
She said it, not me.
I want to apologize to the little lady that brought the food right now, Lord.
May she just absolutely may her teeth fall out right now.
I'm gonna have the barbecue sauce by itself.
No, man.
That's barbecue sauce from Houston.
Can I just say something? I'm really enjoying myself right now, so just leave me the alone.
Lord, I want to apologize right now for the F bomb that young Henry threw out there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's funny.
Hey! One beer, and he's gone.
Bradshaw, you're going down.
Bring it on! Watch me kick that guy right in the balls.
I'm going into the bar, and I'm gonna stay here.
Can I get a beer? This has got more space than my apartment.
I'm not into the cuisine thing.
Belly up to the bar.
I mean, who in their right mind takes the time to cut out a chicken vagina? I never saw one myself, personally.
For me, one beer.
Sure don't want to eat one.
My people, Southern people, that that just ain't gonna happen.
Here's mud in your eye, brother.
You know about the Pittsburgh Steelers? You know who Terry Bradshaw is? Do you have his album? Do you like boxing? Boxing? Yeah.
- George Foreman.
- Yeah, I know.
- Oh, you know George Foreman? - Oh, you know George Foreman? He will take you out if you don't - Oh, no.
I - Yes, you will.
- No, I - He will take you out.
- This boxer's out of hand.
- Shut up.
You know how your grandpa sometimes says things that you're like, "Ugh," but you still love him because he's your grandpa? Well, that's Terry Bradshaw.
Now picture taking that same grandpa to a foreign country when he was raised in the South his whole life.
My apologies, Asia.
- You guys are spoiled.
We - Who, actors? Yeah, that's pretty true.
- For sure.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Your egos have to be stroked constantly.
You got to be told, "Oh, I loved you in this show, and I loved this show," and we don't we can't rely on that.
- Are you kidding me? - Oh, no.
I'm dead serious.
Uh-oh.
Here comes the Full Bradshaw.
How many people show up in a stadium to see you? 100,000 people at a big game.
And they're yelling.
And they're yelling and screaming your name.
- Terry! Terry! - And then pay per view.
Don't forget pay per views.
What's your point? How many Henry Winkler jerseys do you see in the stands, huh? - Really.
- He's got his own airplane.
Too much beer.
When you were signing autographs and had all those people around you, I was next to Bill, and he was not happy about the fact that he wasn't being recognized, and George and I said, "Why is Bill so insecure? He's 84 years old.
" - How old are you? - George he's 84.
No, I'm not.
84 years old.
He doesn't even know where he is right now.
One beer.
That's all it takes.
- That's amazing.
- One beer and he's gone.
I'm just being honest, America.
Just brutally honest.
I had too much beer.
Hello, Tokyo! I don't even drink beer, but it's got carbs in it, and I've got to feed myself somehow.
How are you doing, folks? Good to see you.
Look at that girl in there.
She's going, "Oh, my God.
Brad Pitt.
" Comparisons are amazing.
Terry Bradshaw never gets drunk.
He just has too much alcohol.
Buy me a drink? Thank you.
Oh, she said she would.
Put him to bed.
Good morning, folks.
Oh, my oh, my God.
Get me in here.
Tokyo is crazy, but the craziest thing is their television.
Japanese game shows are nuts.
These people will do anything, which is right up my alley.
Today, we're headed to their morning show, "Pon.
" We told Shatner it's "The Today Show" of Japan because it's Shatner.
Hey.
Konnichiwa! This is nothing like "The Today Show," I'll tell you that.
No, no.
Slow it down.
Slow no, no.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
Okay.
We don't understand you.
Okay.
America.
Yes, Jeff.
That's correct.
- Jeff! - Quite an intro.
It's hard to find research on me here in Japan.
What are the names of these two gentlemen? We are Japanese twins,.
- Oh, yeah.
- You go.
- No, no.
You go.
- No, you go.
- No, you go.
- Oh, my gosh.
Comedy.
Which one is me? Funny.
Funny.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey! - Hey! - Get on it! - Hey! Which one's Terry Bradshaw? See, this the kind of show that Terry loves.
That and cartoons.
- Let's get on with the show.
- What's the show? Well, I don't know yet.
Pon! - Pon! - Pon! Are you ready? You're winning.
You're winning.
Is this crazy? Do you see this? Huh? These people are nuts over here.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen anything like this.
Oh, I know.
I see what it is.
I know what this is.
It is roulette using sushi.
Go! Oh, my God! Oh Wasabi? Wasabi? That is the stupidest game show I have ever seen.
You talk about a good time watching other people make a fool of themselves besides you.
I've never had so much fun in my life.
We'll be right back.
Have faith.
You got to have faith.
- I'm not doing that.
- Come on.
Grab him.
I'm going.
I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.
Oh, my God.
Karaoke? Come on.
- I wonder how they're doing.
- I don't care.
I hope they're sweating their balls off.
Now this is a restaurant.
Wow.
Do you think we stick out as Americans? No.
- No? We blend in? - How are you? I'm starving to death, honest to God starving.
Terry's starving and we're about to lose him, so I channeled our personal food connoisseur and I found a great place that seems perfect.
Turns out there was a three-month waiting list, but all I had to do was drop George Foreman's name, and I got us right in.
We're ready to order, but how do we order it in since none of us speak Japanese? Because I think that they're just gonna bring us a fixed menu.
Here we go again.
This place is highly recommended? - Yeah.
- Thank you.
What is this? - This is steak and potatoes.
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
- This is really nice.
- Terry, aren't you happy? - That is good.
- You like it? - Oh, yeah.
Steak and potatoes.
Are you kidding me? After eating private parts of a cow, I finally got steak and potatoes.
Can't believe it.
Can't believe it.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, sweet Lord.
Can I ask you a question though? Was anybody scared to come on this trip? - Oh, I was.
- I was.
- No.
- I was so exhilarated and petrified of coming on this trip.
You use fear as a motivator, you know? Oh, fear is a motivator? - Yeah, for sure.
- The greatest protector I had, the greatest defense, was my fear, and that's kept my wanting to protect myself.
Though I'd go after you, I was still afraid.
And the first time I didn't have any fear, Muhammad Ali.
And I attacked him.
The next thing you know, they're counting.
"One.
Two.
" And they counting me out.
You had to have fear.
So how did that affect you as a quarterback? Crazy as this may sound, the more trouble I was in the more trouble I was in, the better I the more I focused.
See, I don't think fear is good for an actor.
Fear, in front of a camera or on stage No, no, no.
I agree with you 100%.
In front of the camera, completely opposite.
It took me a long time to relax and be in the moment.
That's after you have a hit, you'll relax.
When he came on with that Fonz character, it was he was an original.
But the Fonz, you know what? When I went in the room to audition, I changed my voice, and all of a sudden, I was able to unlock myself.
I could do anything in that room because I changed my voice, but as a guy - He's coming alive.
- Yeah.
I couldn't do it.
Can you do that for the rest of this dinner, please? - No, I cannot.
- Oh.
I'm afraid of dying.
Has that always been or as you've gotten older? The older I've gotten, the clearer the coming death is.
I'm cherishing being with four friends.
- Yeah.
- I'm cherishing it.
Right.
- This experience.
- Right.
I don't want to leave this experience.
- Right, right, right.
- He doesn't know this, but we got a little side bet going, and we picked the country in which we thought possibly he would not make out of alive.
I don't want to be the first to go.
That's terrible.
Terrible, but I think he's going down on Thailand.
I live in fear all the time, so I'm on the right track.
- Here's to fear.
- Here's to fear.
Taste the outside of the potato.
Isn't there a taste that you don't I don't know that I've had before? - I don't get it.
- I don't know what that is.
Chef? Chef? Excuse me, do you speak English? There is a taste that I don't know I've had before.
Does he use an ingredient that is different? - Honest to God.
- He uses what? I knew I was tasting something.
Well, that didn't go as planned, but once you've had chicken vagina, you're fine with dirt.
I never thought that I would enjoy eating dirt.
This was great dirt.
I've had a lot of dirt.
This is the best dirt I've ever had.
I'd like to know what he's charging for this dirt dish.
It's not dirt cheap.
Yeah, not dirt cheap.
I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.
I'm after you! Mount Fuji.
We're on our way.
There you go.
Oh, steps.
We're in trouble.
Terry, are you ready to go? Unbelievable.
- Tokyo Tower.
- Away we go.
How's everybody feeling about this? - Feel great.
- Feeling good about this.
We're on this trip to see the world.
So on the list? the best view of Tokyo.
And the best part? This glass floor that you can see straight down thousands of feet.
I think they'll love it.
When we get up there, what do we What do we have to do? We jump.
That's not funny.
I don't want to say I'm afraid of heights because I never thought of myself afraid, but I guess maybe I am.
I'm gonna try to be a good sport, but I'm uncomfortable.
Come on.
How high is this thing? Higher than the Empire State Building.
Jiminy Christmas.
We got to go to the glass floor.
Oh, I don't want to hear about that.
No, no.
You're gonna go.
I'm gonna take you there.
Oh, forget it.
No, listen.
This is a this is something that's gonna improve your mind.
Terry Bradshaw, the bravest man in football, is an utter coward when it comes to heights.
- There's the glass floor.
- Look down.
Oh, forget it.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, look at this.
Look at this.
I don't need to look through that to the bottom.
I don't need that experience in my life.
All right, T-Bone.
Hey.
Oh, that is just stupid.
Some time, we're gonna read about that glass breaking.
I don't want to I don't want to be that some time.
Crazy William Shatner.
- You're gonna you're gonna - No, I'm not doing that.
- Come on.
Grab him.
- You've got to have faith.
You know what have what faith I have, I have lost because of you.
See Terry! See ya! I've got to get some air.
Do you know where we're going? We got to check out this bar.
It's got robot fights.
- Robot fights? - Yeah.
It's my job to make sure these guys don't get into any trouble, but no trouble ain't any fun.
- Bradshaw, you're going down.
- You're on, Bill.
So it's time to get 'em into a little bit of trouble.
Hi, everybody.
- I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.
- Bring it on! Back up, Kirk! ! Oh! Oh, my God! He gave me the finger! - Where are you going, scaredy? - I'm out of here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye bye! - That was horrible.
- Just horrible.
My back is killing me.
I feel like it's really hard to impress these four guys, but when it comes to logistics, I think I've handled it great.
And here it is, our ride to Mount Fuji.
- All right.
- Did I deliver or what? - You delivered.
- Air conditioning? All I care about is does it have air conditioning.
Yeah, probably.
Mount Fuji! This is what I've been waiting for the whole trip.
Mount Fuji! We're on our way! That's the spirit right there.
That's the spirit.
I get a chance to do something now this is what you want to do before you leave this life.
- That's the attitude.
- There you go.
Everyone's happy.
So far, we're off to a great start.
I just hope they're not upset when I tell them that we're not actually going to Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji is an element in Japanese culture.
It's a holy mountain.
It's a sacred mountain.
There is an energy.
And we are in fact going on a journey to the mountain.
And I heard there's a gift shop.
That's terrible.
And here it is.
I thought we were gonna be on Mount Fuji.
So it turns out Mount Fuji is actually a mountain, and you have to climb it to get to the top, and you've got to be physically fit.
So there's no way these bionic men with their replacement hips and recent knee surgeries have a prayer in making it to the top, so I decided, "How about we just give 'em a really good view of Mount Fuji?" This is ridiculous.
Here we go.
Walking up to Mount Fuji.
No, no, no.
It's not Mount Fuji.
- No, it's not Mount Fuji.
- No.
Mount Fu We're gonna go look at Mount Fuji.
We're gonna look at Mount Fuji.
Look at that, guys.
Oh, steps.
Are you kidding? We're in trouble.
Anybody need a Tylenol? That's a lot of stairs.
It's a good act.
We'll be in Vegas next week for a two-week run.
I'm Terry, this is George, and we are Terry and George.
Jeff, remind me when we get out of here to kick your ass.
Oh, steps.
Well, there are 800 stairs, I understand.
Okay, all right.
Hold, hold, hold.
- A little farther, guys.
- No, no, no.
That's not a little farther.
That's more farther than I want to go.
Look at like this, fellas.
You're gonna see it one time your entire life, and you're never going to have this picture again.
So let's appreciate this phenomenal God creation.
Let's enjoy it.
Let's stop the bitching and moaning.
If you're gonna sit here and bitch, then just go back down.
I flew my ass out I'm not through talking, Bill.
Put your ass back down on the bottom, but I'm going as far as I can go, and I'm watching and I'm looking and I'm enjoying.
Tooting my own horn is not my instrument, but I am beginning to have an effect on Terry Bradshaw.
Come on, boys! After the first 100 steps, it's another 700! That's all! Who decides to make this climb in flip-flops? You know that's a climber thing? Show me the mountain.
We've got to go higher than this.
Come on.
- We got this.
- Come on, Georgie.
Come on, baby.
Feel the burn.
There you go.
That's how you do it.
Anybody need a Tylenol? Help.
We got to help each other, guys.
- I'll get you.
- Oh.
There you go, George.
- Momma.
- All right.
We're almost there, boys.
Almost done.
- Come on, baby.
- Separate the weight.
- I got you, big fella.
- We did it.
- We did it, man.
- George? Thank you so much.
Man, I made it.
I made it! Great, guys.
- Almost done.
- Let's go.
Little bit further, big daddy.
Here and we're done.
Flip-flops was a bad idea.
- You got it.
- All right, buddy.
- Wow.
- Oh, man.
Look at that.
'Cause I'm on top of the world, hey I'm on top of the world, hey Been waiting on this for a while now Paying my dues to the dirt - Is that beautiful or what? - That's beautiful.
When you go up those stairs and you clear those trees and there's that volcano looking at you.
It kind of gets to you.
It's very emotional.
It's a very emotional moment.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That is gorgeous.
This is thrilling.
Look at this great mountain.
I'm on top of the world We're all there together.
We're looking at Mount Fuji and filled with exultation.
It's a joy.
- Amazing - ALL: Grace Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Oh, don't do that.
How sweet the sound Don't spoil it like that, guys.
That saved a wretch like us Stop, Terry.
Please stop.
It was beautiful.
It was a pretty amazing experience.
Just the trip from when we left Los Angeles, Tokyo, and here.
Just the whole thing is breathtaking to me.
We're doing it together, but it's just breathtaking.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Oh, look at this.
This is a karaoke book.
- Oh, jeez.
- This bus has karaoke? Karaoke? I have never sung karaoke before ever.
Anybody? - I've sang it a bunch.
- You have? - Yeah.
- You? Well, funny you should ask.
Have you not listened to any of my albums? I got this one.
A couple heavyweights right here, folks.
Good act.
We'll be in Vegas next week for a two-week run at The Mirage.
I'm Terry, this is George, and we are Terry and George.
Whoa! You do something to me That I can't explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain Every beat of my heart We got something going on Terry Bradshaw loves to sing.
Tender love and wine You know he has albums? I know.
I've heard them.
He's made albums.
They're not as good as mine.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are No one in-between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other Uh-huh From one lover to another Uh-huh It's not easy to travel with your friends.
Admit you don't know.
I will not admit I don't know It can be a bumpy road.
Oh, what the Oh!.
There are some bumps you've never seen before.
But all the bumps are worth it.
Come on! 'Cause I'm on top of the world, hey I'm on top of the world, hey This is an experience that, ultimately, we will never forget as long as we are alive.
And you know what? - Better Late - Than Never.
I was just about to say that.
No, I was gonna say that.
What? But it was just coming out of my mouth.
"Better Late Than Never" was coming out of my - I started it.
- I had it in my nose.
It was trickling down my sinuses.
I said "Better," and I didn't even get On the tip of my tongue.
Never.
Coming this season Hit it, boys! Born to be wild It's an adventure for all ages.
You're all too old for this.
"Better Late" Oh.
Oh,.
"Than Never.
" Oh.
Hey, I don't care who you are, that's funny!