Betty (2020) s01e01 Episode Script

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- I know you've been ♪
I know you've been ♪
I know you've been ♪
I know you've been ♪
Baby ♪
You don't ♪
Babe ♪
On me ♪
I know you've been ♪
- Yo, what's up?
Um, are you there yet?
I'm almost at the spot.
- Yes, I'm on my way.
- She's not even close
to being ready, Kirt.
- My gosh, shut up.
- Look at her.
- Yes, I am.
- Seriously, Janay?
Yo, what's up, Donald?
What's up?
- What up, Kirt?
I made snacks.
I made oatmeal raisins.
- Boo.
Yo, you got drinks, right?
- Yeah, I got drinks.
- I don't know if people
are gonna come.
I'm kind of nervous.
- We gonna be good.
It's gonna be lit.
What the fuck?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
Just come, bro.
You're taking mad long.
- All right, bye. Bye.
Okay, Donald, time to go.
- All right, I'm leaving.
I'm already gone.
I left.
- Come on, seriously!
- Okay!
- I have to go.
Babe ♪
Babe ♪
I know ♪
Babe ♪
- Wow!
Fucking late, bitch.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's mad crowded.
- We could've gone
somewhere less extra.
- I know, but girls are gonna
come, bro, I'm telling you.
- Yo, I told you to make
the post last week.
This is why.
- But time is an illusion,
anyways, dude.
I keep telling you that.
It doesn't matter.
- Well, you wanna know
what ain't an illusion?
- What?
- Ain't no one here.
None of the girls.
- There's a girl
sitting right there, bro.
She got a board.
- Yo!
- Yo!
Yo, are you here
for the girl sesh?
- I guess.
- See, I told you,
word of mouth!
- You know the new word of
mouth is the Internet, right?
- Right, she said the Internet
was the new word of mouth!
- My God!
- Whatever, she's still here.
I told you.
- My name
- I told you.
- My name is Janay.
And this is Kirt.
- Hey, I'm Kirt.
- Hi, I'm Honeybear.
- That name's pretty sweet.
- Why?
- Because honey is sweet, duh.
Okay, you got a camera.
What you be filming?
- Everything.
- So you wanna use it?
- Yeah.
- This is hilarious.
- What's so funny?
- Bring it back, bring it back.
- Yo!
- Yo!
Yo, thanks for
coming through to the sesh.
- Um, the all-girls
skate session
that we posted on Instagram.
- No.
- I don't know about that.
What's it about?
- Yeah, Camille,
see what it's about.
Let's skate with them.
- What the fuck is your problem?
- All right, guys!
Sorry, I I guess
I don't follow you.
- It's all good.
Look, well, if you wanna skate
with us, we'll be around.
Okay?
- And I got some Arizona
if you want some.
- All right, cool.
- We have snacks.
You know, we can play
S-K-A-T-E, whatever.
- Yeah, we can play S-K-A-T-E.
Yo, you okay?
- I know you want to ♪
I know you want to ♪
Why are you so scared? ♪
I know you want to ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- What the fuck?
Yo, get in Mama's Deli!
Come on.
Next. Stop hitting
Wait, wait, wait,
that's not your bag.
Wait, wait motherfuckers.
Don't jump, don't snatch.
- How much you said it was?
- $1,000.
- But I don't have any money.
- Because I like you,
I'm gonna give you
a tab today, no problem.
$1,000, now let's go.
- Thank you.
- $1,000, guys.
- Let me get a bacon,
egg, and cheese,
extra crispy, please.
- Philip!
- Yo.
- You going to the Winter Bowl?
- Yeah, man,
I just ordered, though, man.
- If you wanna,
so just meet us there.
- Yeah, man, no doubt.
Wait, wait, Camille,
let me get that backpack.
All my shit's in there.
I think I forgot it at the park.
- Man, what the fuck?
Shit!
- Fuck, um
- Go fucking get it, then.
Run! Come on.
Fuck, she always do this shit.
- Yo, you didn't have to
bug out like that.
- Okay, now get out.
- She left my shit!
- Get out my store, please.
- How would you feel
if she left your shit?
- When I say out, out!
- I got a sandwich.
- Out!
That's it, done.
- It's not there?
- Dude
- Dude,
my whole life is in there.
- My whole life's in there too;
my phone, my wallet, my ID.
- My wallet, my keys,
and my Winter Bowl key.
Fucking shit, Camille!
- Yo, who steals a backpack
from a skate park anyway?
Like, go steal
a briefcase or something.
- You said your phone
was in there?
- Yeah.
- No, I still got
my phone on me, thank God.
- Use his phone, then.
Use Find my iPhone.
Can't.
- Are you for real?
- I don't trust the government.
You do?
- Hey, Camille,
that's your name, right?
Look, if you want,
you can use the app.
I have it on my phone.
- This sucks!
I can't even get into
Winter Bowl without my key.
- Yeah, well, welcome
to every day of our lives.
- What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
- Do you know one girl
that's got a key?
You don't.
Neither do I.
- Whatever
- It's working!
Philip, look.
- Yo, what are we waiting for?
Let's go catch that bitch.
And then once we catch them,
you can get us into
Winter Bowl, deal?
- Fine, come on, let's go.
- Yeah, okay, let's go.
Shit, look!
Yo, Farouk!
- Yo, 'Rouk!
- Yo, it's Farouk Farouk!
What up?
Kirt the Squirt, what up?
- Yo, don't call me that, bro.
- Okay, Janay, hi. How are you?
Philip, what's up, buddy?
- What's up, my buddy?
- The hell you guys up to, man?
It looks like you're on
some kind of fucking mission.
- Dude, you don't even know.
All my shits got jacked.
- What?
- Everything!
- Somebody fucking jacked you?
- No, not like that.
Like, his shit was
in Camille's bag
and it got lifted
from the park earlier.
Shit.
- You happen to see anyone
walk by with, like,
a yellow backpack?
- What? Nah.
Nah, and I been here all day.
I got these streets on lock.
- Yo, Farouk, who is that?
- That's Indigo.
You know Indigo, right?
- I'm about to.
- Trying to smoke?
- I'm about to.
- Shit, I'm down too.
- Phillip.
- What?
- Are you serious?
- What I need a break.
Look, my socks are still wet.
I still never got
my damn sandwich.
We need to regroup, Camille.
- Regroup?
- Yes.
- We haven't even grouped yet.
- Listen, Camille,
I need to go get high,
so I'm gonna go do that.
Excuse me.
- Hi, Indigo.
- Hey.
- Um, can I hit that?
- Sure.
- Thanks.
My name is Kirt.
- Yo, smoke it in the car.
What are you doing?
Get in the car.
- You know what?
You you can go
if you want, it's fine.
- What? No. What?
I'm not done here yet.
Honeybear, we're gonna just
leave our stuff in the car.
Can you watch it for us?
'Cause I don't trust
these stoned-ass fools
right now.
- Yeah, I got you.
- Wait, you guys aren't coming?
Um, I'm gonna be on,
street patrol duty!
I'll be watching.
- Camille, my backpack!
Yo, you know I never
fucking lose anything.
Like, that's some weird shit!
I'm known for not losing shit,
but I'm here losing shit.
Plus, I'm starving.
Like, this shit
This whole situation,
it's just hard, man.
- How is it hard, bro?
You're just sitting
in a van, getting high.
- Whatever. Whatever.
Wait
- Yo, Farouk, what are these
foo-ass Supreme shirts?
- Yo, don't worry about it,
buddy.
That's easy money right there.
Hey, don't touch
the merchandise, man.
- Farouk, what kind
of weed is this by the way?
- Chill out back there,
Snoop Dogg.
Man, you never buy shit.
Fuck, it's the free kind, man.
- This shit different.
- Pass it, dude.
Yo, what are you doing
back there, man?
You eating it?
- Still don't get why you
got these bum-ass T-shirts
- Yo, stop touching my shit.
Don't open it. Don't open it.
You're lowering the value.
- Let me see, bro.
You got so many.
They're all fake anyway, son.
This costs like $2 to make.
- Now you fucking
with my money, man.
Supreme
- Wait, look!
There it is!
- Stop!
- Hey, fucking thief!
- Hold the bag!
- Give the bag back!
- What?
- Wait, this isn't it.
- What?
Look, sorry, just kidding.
Um, don't do drugs!
- Yeah.
Stay in school.
Suck my dick!
- Listening?
- Yes.
- All right,
this right here is
30, 30 pack.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You bring me back
1,000 for that.
Wait wait, no, no.
You bring back 1,500 for that.
- Right?
Wait
Call it a G and a half.
Yeah, pretty sure 1,500, buddy.
- You don't even know what
the fuck you're talking about.
That could be true, but
- Just bring back the money.
Is this shit lit?
- Yo, where the fuck is PJ?
- Who?
- PJ!
Trying to get this
fucking sh-money.
- Sh-money?
- Sh-money.
Bread, the dope,
the dinner roll.
- Yeah, I get it, buddy.
- Hey, Indigo.
- Hey.
- Have you ever skated before?
- Nah.
- Well, maybe I could
teach you how sometime.
- What the fuck
are you laughing at?
I teach women how to skateboard.
- Yeah, if y'all think that's
funny, y'all got a problem.
- Whoa, whoa.
I think we're laughing because
it seemed like Kirt was
trying to get with Indigo.
- Yeah.
- Well, I wasn't.
It's not my fault
if my "let's skate"
and my "let's smash" vibes
got some overlap.
- Well, I don't know
about skating,
'cause, like,
I'm into chill shit.
- But it is chill.
It's so fun.
- Nah.
I don't want a bunch of
I don't need a bunch of guys
watching me fall
on my ass all day.
- But that's the thing.
Skateboarding is not about
landing tricks all the time,
that's why girls
are so intimidated,
they think that's what
they need to do, like
it's just about having fun,
it doesn't matter
how many tricks you have.
- Yeah, but it helps.
It helps a lot.
- Yo, don't listen to him,
though.
He's a boy, he doesn't count.
- She's not wrong, though.
Society's getting to that place,
you know what I mean?
- Word.
- Wait, what place?
- See? Exactly.
You're onto something, buddy.
I like that.
- Word?
- Yeah.
- I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
- If findin' somebody real
is your fuckin' problem ♪
Bring your girls
to the crib ♪
Maybe we can solve it, hey ♪
- Hold up,
bitches simmer down ♪
Takin' hella long,
bitch, give it to me now ♪
Make that thing pop
like a semi or a nine ♪
Ooh, baby, like it raw
with the shimmy, shimmy ya ♪
A$AP get like me ♪
- I just, like, sat down.
'Cause I told you, felt like
a bullet was in my chest.
That girl hurt my heart, man.
She hurt my heart.
- And fuckin' bitches,
she rollin' Swishers ♪
Brought her bitches,
I brought my niggas ♪
They gettin' bent up
off the liquor ♪
- Over there.
- Right here, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- But least a nigga
nigga rich ♪
I be fuckin' broads
like I be fuckin' bored ♪
- You see anything?
- No, it's definitely not here.
- I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
I love bad bitches
that's my fuckin' problem ♪
And yeah, I like to fuck,
I got a fuckin' problem ♪
- If findin' somebody real
is your fuckin' problem ♪
Bring your girls to the crib
maybe we can solve it ♪
I know you love it
when this beat is on ♪
Make you think
about all of the niggas ♪
You been leadin' on,
make me think about ♪
All of the rappers
I've been feedin' on ♪
Got a feelin'
that's the same dudes ♪
That we speakin' on,
word ♪
- Look.
- Over here, over here.
- Have a fuckin' read-along,
ain't a fuckin' sing-along ♪
Unless you brought
the weed along ♪
- There's just
so many people and
- Then just drop down
and get your eagle on ♪
Or we can stare up at the
stars and put the Beatles on ♪
- Wait, have you seen
a yellow backpack?
Okay, just come, come.
It's in the mall somewhere,
it just keeps
The dot's just over the mall.
That way. That way. That way.
God, why's there so many things?
- What are you doing?
Stop!
Pay attention!
Sorry, have you seen,
um, a yellow backpack?
- You already have glasses.
- Now we're real cops.
- Wait!
- What?
It's in the mall!
Do you know where this bag is?
Do you guys do you guys know
where this bag is?
It's, like, yellow like you.
- Wait, shit.
- What?
- It's moving out of the mall.
It's moving out.
- Out of the mall?
- Excuse me, young lady,
could you help me with the key?
- Sorry, we're in
a rush right now.
- Of course, sir, no problem.
- That's so nice.
Thank you.
Surprise rain today.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
You girls coming
from high school?
No, we're not.
- No.
- This has to be the right key,
it's the last one.
- Well, I tried every key.
Maybe I put them in
the wrong way.
- Okay, here you go.
- Thank you.
- Put this foot on
the board right here.
Right here.
- Hold me, though.
- No, you got it, you got it.
- Okay, okay.
- And the other foot, yeah.
- Okay.
- And now spread your legs
apart.
And bend your knees.
Bend your knees.
- Okay.
- Bend them more.
Yeah.
- Okay.
- Now I'm gonna push you, okay?
- God.
- I'm gonna push you.
- Okay.
- Yeah!
- No, no, no.
I don't know if I can
- I'm gonna let go now.
- No!
- Bend your knees!
Bend your knees!
- Shit.
- Shit.
Shit. I'm doing it!
Hold up one second.
- What's good?
- Where the fuck you been at?
We've been waiting on you
mad long.
- You know the train.
- PJ and the fucking train,
yeah, yeah.
- What do you need?
- Let me just get two.
- That's it?
- You know, my pockets is not
doing so good these days.
- You look like
a fucking cowboy.
- I was just in Arizona,
I was with my grandpa.
You know,
I had to change the steeze up.
- That's cute, I'm into it.
- Thank you.
- I'm a fan.
- Actually, let me get two more.
That's what I like to hear.
- I'll help your pockets out.
- That's two hundo.
- Man, this weed shit
get more expensive every day.
- Always.
Thank you.
- No problem.
You skate now?
- Yeah, it's whatever.
- Be safe, yo.
- Yeah, see you later.
- All right.
- Why you looking
at me like that?
- Hey, Tony Hawk, guess what?
Nobody holds their trucks
on their skateboard!
- How the fuck do I hold it?
- You acting mad cool,
you just
- Hold it like this, like you?
I'm Kirt.
How I hold my skateboard.
- This is my purse.
It's my new purse.
Do you love it?
It's cute, right?
Look, look!
- I guess they didn't change
the doorknob after all.
Thank you girls so much.
Here's a butterscotch.
- It's okay.
- We're we're good.
- For the pretty ladies.
- Thank you.
- Okay. Lord.
We're leaving now.
Okay.
I love you.
- What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.
I have no idea.
- He was mad
He was like coming at you.
- I know!
- He thought you were cute.
He thought you were cute.
Why you still have
it in your hand?
Throw that out.
It probably has, like, razor
blades in it or something.
- I know.
That stuff is so creepy, man.
Gosh.
It reminds me
of, like, when I would
take the bus to school
and there was this one
bus driver
who would just
always say things like,
"You're getting
prettier and prettier.
- Ew!
If you were
just ten years older."
All that bullshit.
- Did you tell your parents?
- No, I no.
- Why not?
- I don't know, I I didn't
want to get him in trouble
and I guess I was just
I just thought
he was being nice, you know?
That's why we have boards,
so we don't have to
take the bus.
We don't need to
talk to anybody.
Just hop on our board,
we're out.
- Yo, that is like the most
important shit, right, like
- Water?
- What?
No. Water?
- The most important shit.
- I don't even drink water.
- Ew.
How the fuck
are you still alive?
- I just eat fruit, man.
- That's gross.
- You don't need water.
It's a myth.
- Yes, you do!
- No, all you have to do
is eat fruit, man.
Watermelon, hello.
- You can't survive
off of watermelon.
- Yeah, watermelon
and hot dogs, buddy.
But, no, for real,
you know what
the most important thing is?
Family.
- No fucking way.
- What?
- What, you see the backpack?
- That's my fucking uncle.
- What? Where?
- What?
- Uncle Rick!
Yo, call me when
you find my phone.
I'll be back.
- What?
He has his fucking phone.
- Classic Phil, dude.
- Dumbass.
- He always does that shit.
- He's so smacked.
- Yeah, well
- Yo, yo, Kirt, Kirt.
Look, look, look.
Look what I found.
- Why don't you drink water?
- That shit's gross.
- Yo!
- What's wrong with you?
- What?
- That's the guy who took
the fucking backpack!
- What?
- What? For real?
- Yeah.
- That is there, though.
We should go in the park.
We have to go in the park.
Wait, hold on.
Kirt is calling me.
Hello?
- Yo, Janay, you have no idea.
- Yeah?
- We found him!
- What?
- We know what
the motherfucker looks like!
- Yo, let's go, let's go.
- Yo! Yo!
Look at her camera.
We got the guy
on her fucking camera.
- What?
My God.
This motherfucker.
- Yo, that's him!
That's him!
- Wait, Kirt, strategy!
- Yo, give us the backpack,
you fucking thief.
- No, don't not speak
English, man.
We know you understand us!
Hey, hey!
No!
- Is everything there?
- All right, what the fuck, bro?
There ain't nothing but crap
in that shit anyway.
- Fuck you, bitch!
We habla español too!
- Fuck out of here.
- Got it?
- We're good.
- Fuck, yes!
We did it!
My God
Yo, you
- Fuck, yeah, dude.
- Fuck, yeah.
- Damn, we're like Dora
and the Explorers, dude.
Trying to take our backpack.
- Damn, that shit
took long enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yo, Indigo,
hit me up on the Gram.
We should go skate.
- I'm down.
- Shit.
- What?
The keys are in my pocket.
- Whoa, slow down.
What's up, girls?
- It's good, we have a key.
You have a key, that's cool.
Is it yours?
- Well
- Well, I didn't think so.
Never seen none of you before.
- It's Philip's
and we're using it.
- Yeah, she's cool.
She can come in.
- All right, you're good to go.
Skrrt.
I don't know about
the rest of y'all.
- Camille?
- It's not my call.
What am I supposed to do?
- What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
- Damn, that bitch is cold.
What?
What the fuck?
- Brings me spring ♪
Don't care about nothing ♪
She brings the rain ♪
Yeah,
she brings the rain ♪
In the dawn
of the silvery day ♪
Clouds seem to melt away ♪
She brings the rain ♪
Yeah,
she brings the rain ♪
She brings the rain,
it feels like spring ♪
Magic mushrooms
out of dreams ♪
She brings the rain ♪
Yeah,
she brings the rain ♪
So mellow yellow,
gray disappears ♪
Flying on
the raven's wing ♪
She brings the rain ♪
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- I know what you're doing.
- I know what you're doing.
- I bet you won't do this.
- I bet you won't do this.
Yo!
Is that Bambi's new video?
- Hi, Camille!
- Hey, what's up?
Yo, Honeybear! This is Ash!
Good news, she is gay!
It's okay, she's just shy.
INDIGO:
I don't feel like having
a bunch of thirsty skaters
just looking at me.
I'm already over it.
Come on, I'ma teach you
how to go down this ramp.
What?!
- How close are you with Adam?
- Why?
- I need to talk to you.
- Whoa, watch out.
What the hell is going on?!