Bluey (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
Magic Xylophone
1
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
[music playing]
[Dad clears throat]
Ladies and gentlemen,
I will now play for you
the rondo "Alla Turca."
[knuckles crack]
Hmm, hmm, hmm!
[giggles]
[vocalizing Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11]
[laughing]
[snorts]
-Hey! Piano!
-[grunts]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry.
I seem to be having a little bit
of trouble with my piano!
[vocalizing Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11]
Dad! I want to be the piano.
No! It's still my turn.
Taking turns can be difficult.
Dad! She's had this many turns!
You can be the bum bongos!
-Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
-[squeals]
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum, bumda, bum
Ooh! Island rhythms!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called The Magic Xylophone!
[jingling]
[straining]
Where are the real bongos?
[gasps]
Bluey! Look!
Huh?
Oh, no! The
Quick, Bingo! Get the dinger thing!
Let me up! Let me out of here!
Got it! Do a ding!
Freeze!
-[ding]
-Y
[giggles]
[both] Yeah! The Magic Xylophone!
[both giggling]
[Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11 plays]
Mum, come and look at this!
Oh, look!
It's just like when we first met.
[panting]
Unfreeze!
-[ding]
-[grunts]
-What?!
-[both giggling]
How did I get fingers up my nose?
Oh. The Magic Xylophone!
Give me that xylophone!
-Freeze!
-Give me that
[ding]
[both giggling]
Bingo, let's get the pens!
[both giggling, squealing]
[music playing]
Oh, what a splendid mustache you have.
Ooh! Lovely.
It's my turn to unfreeze him.
Unfreeze!
[ding]
-[both giggling]
-What?!
Arghh! You kids!
-[kids] Run!
-Aaah!
-[kids shouting playfully]
-Give me the magic
xylophone!
-Gotcha!
-Aaaah!
[ding]
Yaha! Too slow, Mr Mustache!
Bluey, you're taking
all the turns freezing.
Come on, Bingo. Let's get the teddies.
Okay.
[music playing]
[wheels squeaking]
[squeaking quickens]
[both laughing]
I'm off to work!
Mum! Mum! Look at Dad now!
This loose hair's been
bugging me all morning.
Okay, I'll unfreeze him.
I want to do it.
Mum, Bluey's not
letting me have any turns.
Bluey, if you don't
take turns with people,
people won't take turns with you.
But Bingo's too slow.
Dad will catch her.
No, I'm not.
You can either take turns
or I'll bring the xylophone
to work with me.
I'll freeze my boss.
-No!
-No!
Nnnn! Nnnn!
Well, you know what to do, then.
I'll see you later.
Just make sure you unfreeze him
for toilet breaks, okay?
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Here, Bingo.
-[horn honks]
But stand right back here.
That way, you could get a head start.
He runs really fast when he's mad.
Okay. Unfreeze!
-[ding]
-Ohh!
[toys squeaking]
There you are!
-Grrr!
-Run, Bingo!
Back inside!
[Dad] Bingo! Bluey!
Come back here!
Where are they?!
I can't find them anywhere!
[both giggling]
Oh, maybe they went downstairs.
[music playing]
[whispering] I can't hear him.
I think we should freeze him,
just in case.
Give me the xylophone.
No, I want to freeze him!
You've had all the freezing turns.
Bingo! Let go!
[both grunting, screeching]
Freedom!
-[thud]
-[kids scream]
Got it!
-[kids gasp]
-[laughs evilly]
You ding-dongs were too busy squabbling.
-[ding]
-Freeze!
-[laughs evilly]
-Aaaah!
-[ding, ding, ding]
-Freeze, freeze, freeze!
[laughs evilly]
Oh, never mind. She'll keep.
Now, look at this lovely new garden gnome.
[laughs evilly]
Ahh. This is the perfect spot.
Oh! Wait a minute!
It's got a little bit
of felt pen on the fingers.
Probably from some mischief!
I'd better get the hose.
Nnn! Nnnnnnn!
[rustling]
[muffled] Unfreeze me!
-[ding]
-Unfreeze!
Thanks, Bingo.
Dad's gone to get the hose.
-Let's go and hi
-[ding]
Bluey, you always
never take turns with me.
You just take all of the turns.
And it makes me feel sad.
I will unfreeze you if you promise
you will let me have turns, too.
Blink two times if "Yes."
Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome ♪
Gonna hose it good, unh ♪
Okay, time for a little bath,
garden gnome!
Nnn! Nnnn!
[crunch]
Ohhhhh, yeah!
Huh?
-Freeze!
-[ding]
We tricked you!
Bingo unfroze me.
I was just pretending.
Now, Bingo!
[creak]
Blub-blub-blub!
[kids giggling]
[Dad blubbing]
[music playing]
Here, Bingo. You can unfreeze him.
Thanks, Bluey.
[blubbing continues]
Not just yet.
I like the Daddy water fountain.
[music playing]
[sings along to Sonata No. 11]
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
[music playing]
[Dad clears throat]
Ladies and gentlemen,
I will now play for you
the rondo "Alla Turca."
[knuckles crack]
Hmm, hmm, hmm!
[giggles]
[vocalizing Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11]
[laughing]
[snorts]
-Hey! Piano!
-[grunts]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry.
I seem to be having a little bit
of trouble with my piano!
[vocalizing Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11]
Dad! I want to be the piano.
No! It's still my turn.
Taking turns can be difficult.
Dad! She's had this many turns!
You can be the bum bongos!
-Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
-[squeals]
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
Bum, bumda, bum
Ooh! Island rhythms!
Bum bumda bum, bum bongos!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called The Magic Xylophone!
[jingling]
[straining]
Where are the real bongos?
[gasps]
Bluey! Look!
Huh?
Oh, no! The
Quick, Bingo! Get the dinger thing!
Let me up! Let me out of here!
Got it! Do a ding!
Freeze!
-[ding]
-Y
[giggles]
[both] Yeah! The Magic Xylophone!
[both giggling]
[Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 11 plays]
Mum, come and look at this!
Oh, look!
It's just like when we first met.
[panting]
Unfreeze!
-[ding]
-[grunts]
-What?!
-[both giggling]
How did I get fingers up my nose?
Oh. The Magic Xylophone!
Give me that xylophone!
-Freeze!
-Give me that
[ding]
[both giggling]
Bingo, let's get the pens!
[both giggling, squealing]
[music playing]
Oh, what a splendid mustache you have.
Ooh! Lovely.
It's my turn to unfreeze him.
Unfreeze!
[ding]
-[both giggling]
-What?!
Arghh! You kids!
-[kids] Run!
-Aaah!
-[kids shouting playfully]
-Give me the magic
xylophone!
-Gotcha!
-Aaaah!
[ding]
Yaha! Too slow, Mr Mustache!
Bluey, you're taking
all the turns freezing.
Come on, Bingo. Let's get the teddies.
Okay.
[music playing]
[wheels squeaking]
[squeaking quickens]
[both laughing]
I'm off to work!
Mum! Mum! Look at Dad now!
This loose hair's been
bugging me all morning.
Okay, I'll unfreeze him.
I want to do it.
Mum, Bluey's not
letting me have any turns.
Bluey, if you don't
take turns with people,
people won't take turns with you.
But Bingo's too slow.
Dad will catch her.
No, I'm not.
You can either take turns
or I'll bring the xylophone
to work with me.
I'll freeze my boss.
-No!
-No!
Nnnn! Nnnn!
Well, you know what to do, then.
I'll see you later.
Just make sure you unfreeze him
for toilet breaks, okay?
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Here, Bingo.
-[horn honks]
But stand right back here.
That way, you could get a head start.
He runs really fast when he's mad.
Okay. Unfreeze!
-[ding]
-Ohh!
[toys squeaking]
There you are!
-Grrr!
-Run, Bingo!
Back inside!
[Dad] Bingo! Bluey!
Come back here!
Where are they?!
I can't find them anywhere!
[both giggling]
Oh, maybe they went downstairs.
[music playing]
[whispering] I can't hear him.
I think we should freeze him,
just in case.
Give me the xylophone.
No, I want to freeze him!
You've had all the freezing turns.
Bingo! Let go!
[both grunting, screeching]
Freedom!
-[thud]
-[kids scream]
Got it!
-[kids gasp]
-[laughs evilly]
You ding-dongs were too busy squabbling.
-[ding]
-Freeze!
-[laughs evilly]
-Aaaah!
-[ding, ding, ding]
-Freeze, freeze, freeze!
[laughs evilly]
Oh, never mind. She'll keep.
Now, look at this lovely new garden gnome.
[laughs evilly]
Ahh. This is the perfect spot.
Oh! Wait a minute!
It's got a little bit
of felt pen on the fingers.
Probably from some mischief!
I'd better get the hose.
Nnn! Nnnnnnn!
[rustling]
[muffled] Unfreeze me!
-[ding]
-Unfreeze!
Thanks, Bingo.
Dad's gone to get the hose.
-Let's go and hi
-[ding]
Bluey, you always
never take turns with me.
You just take all of the turns.
And it makes me feel sad.
I will unfreeze you if you promise
you will let me have turns, too.
Blink two times if "Yes."
Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome ♪
Gonna hose it good, unh ♪
Okay, time for a little bath,
garden gnome!
Nnn! Nnnn!
[crunch]
Ohhhhh, yeah!
Huh?
-Freeze!
-[ding]
We tricked you!
Bingo unfroze me.
I was just pretending.
Now, Bingo!
[creak]
Blub-blub-blub!
[kids giggling]
[Dad blubbing]
[music playing]
Here, Bingo. You can unfreeze him.
Thanks, Bluey.
[blubbing continues]
Not just yet.
I like the Daddy water fountain.
[music playing]
[sings along to Sonata No. 11]