Buddy Daddies (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

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Buongiorno!
Hey!
The boss is waiting.
Three pizzas
with special delivery, please!
‪Get him!
Crush him!
Yes sir!
Have we lost him?
Did you betray us?
No way.
Hey, just run him over.
Hey.
There's going to be
a change in our destination.
Who hired you?
Well
You must know it's meaningless
to ask things like that.
We are pros after all.
Normally, I wouldn't even bother
questioning you.
Some people don't like you dealing
in counterfeit items like this.
How much are they paying you?
I will pay you double.
Just name your price.
Tell me the route by which you got these.
I will give you it all.
I'll give you as much money as you want.
You know
he will get tired of this pretty quick.
If you're going to talk,
you should get a move on.
I just got instructions through this.
Okay. Well done!
Yes? Hello?
Daddy Kazuki, Miri is running a fever.
Can you come and pick her up?
I'll be right there.
When you
took her this morning,
you said she was fine, didn't you?
Yeah. Well, she had a runny nose.
You idiot!
Why did you wait until now to say it?
Because you said
we couldn't miss out on this job.
Stop making excuses.
Which is more important?
Your child or work?
-Well?
-What?
I can't believe it.
Because of you,
-our plans have gone to pot again.
-Excuse me
Shut up!
Outsiders can keep quiet.
I am going to have to go now.
Hurry!
Wait for me, Miri!
It was December of last year
that Rei and I started living with Miri.
It all started with a job
we got around Christmas time.
BAR SOUKAI
FEW MONTHS AGO
MANAGEMENT/SALES DIV.
NAKAO CHIE
How about some tasty chicken?
I'm back!
POTATO CHIPS
I'm freezing.
I left some dinner for you in the fridge.
Didn't you eat it?
It was cold.
You should have zapped it
in the microwave.
I bought
some really tasty-looking spicy cod roe.
Or do you prefer the normal cod roe?
I can't eat spicy food.
Spicy food is just the best.
You just don't get it.
Hey!
Where did you find that?
Why did you bring it home?
How many times do I have to say it?
Stop bringing that sort of thing home.
How are you going to look after a cat?
LIVELY CA
SILVER FORK
Do you think buying pet food is
the same thing as looking after it?
It doesn't just stop with feeding it.
You need to bathe it, organize its litter,
take it to the vet.
I'm taking you
back to where you came from.
Eh?
Don't say "Eh".
Tell me where you got it from.
Freeloader.
You recluse!
POTATO CHIPS
LIVE HOUSE
YAMADA
Listen,
hopefully somebody more normal
will pick you up next time.
You should go somewhere
where you will be loved.
That will be best.
How is it?
It's not too spicy, right?
It's good, right?
So-so.
What's the point in me cooking for you?
I never asked you to.
Hey!
Are you still pissed off about the cat?
With the work we do,
we have no idea what tomorrow will bring.
We could rub somebody the wrong way
and end up dead in a ditch at any time.
It's not fair for us
to act so irresponsibly
if we can't look after it indefinitely.
We can't do something half-assed.
This kid can't wait
to meet Daddy.
Stop bringing things home.
Got it?
Make sure you have
everything ready for tomorrow.
A job on the holy night.
Yeah.
TARGET: ATSUSHI HAYAMI
DISCOUNT STORE - DON TEQUILA
SANTA CLAUS COSTUME
CAKE FLOUR
HOKKAIDO FRESH BUTTER
YADORIKI COFFEE SNACKS
Welcome!
Hi there, Kyu-chan!
This is the data on the girl.
Will the hotel admission come in time?
I'll have it ready by tomorrow morning.
And a phone for emergencies too.
I'll leave it to you.
Yeah. Got it.
And
take this. There is one for Rei too.
Thank you.
I'll give this to him as always.
Yeah, but
it seems like she won't accept it.
That's fine.
Hey, Kazuki!
Are you not over her yet?
Why don't you make a fresh start?
Ah! Kazuki-kun.
Carol-chan! Dorothy-chan!
No way! Are you alone on Christmas Eve?
Aren't you coming today?
I lost all my money here
only the other day.
You're no fun!
Come in and play!
It's Christmas,
so you get a special service.
Sounds good.
Maybe Santa will give me
a sexy present this year.
-Let's go.
-Come on
Okay let's go!
Come again!
Thank you, Daddy!
Don't just play games all the time.
Okay.
Isn't he cold?
CANNED CAT FOOD
WE ARE TAKING ADVANCED ORDERS
I WANT A KITTEN
A BICYCLE
Can I write a lot?
I WANT TO SEE PAPA SOON
BY MIRI
The target this time
is a large-scale broker
for people smugglers
bringing people in containers
from Southeast Asia.
Normally, he hops between countries
in Asia, and his location is unknown,
but this time,
he has rented out the ballroom
on the top floor
of the Varint Hotel
for a lavish Christmas party.
A dedicated elevator
is required to get to the party venue,
and some shady characters
will be on the lookout.
There is obviously no way we will get in
through normal means.
So can we get up to the top floor?
The target has a really sweet tooth,
and his wife just loves giving surprises.
Remember he is throwing a party
with important people.
So what do we need?
There can only be one answer.
Merry Christmas.
Stop!
What?
What do you want?
His wife asked us
to make a surprise performance.
We need to take this cake
up to the top floor.
It has been signed off here.
Nobody told us.
What? That's weird!
Let me call his wife to check.
Here you go.
-Uh
-You fool!
I've had enough.
The party has already started.
If you don't bring the cake up now,
I'll crush your balls.
I am deeply sorry.
Daddy!
-We have a problem.
-What?
There's a kid here.
What?
That looks tasty.
It's definitely delicious.
You wanna try some?
Yeah.
Delicious!
The kid's eating the cake.
The cake?
-Says it tastes really good.
-What?
I'm glad
to have the thing I worked
so hard to make praised like that.
Santa!
Did you listen to my wish?
Your wish?
"To meet Daddy soon."
That's what I wished for.
She says she wants to meet Daddy.
You are looking for your daddy?
Yeah.
I'm going to meet him for the first time.
Mommy said he would be here.
Santa, let me meet Daddy right away!
Well
Let me see.
As a special task,
I will bring your daddy here.
Really?
Yay!
But in return,
you have to do everything I say.
Close your eyes tight
and sit in this corner here.
He's here. Papa!
What? You're kidding!
Don't move! What are you doing?
Is this the kid?
No way
You're ruining the plan I made.
Quiet.
Peek-a-boo!
-Get through, and we can get away.
-Look out for a suspicious person.
I'll go on ahead.
Ah!
Daddy?
Daddy?
Where is my daddy?
Come on.
Let me through.
Our party has been ruined.
Who sent you?
Where has Miri gone?
Who?
The kid who was here just now.
Hey, you.
Are you my daddy?
Him?
Crap. That's not good.
Just shoot him with the kid.
Give over, you clown.
Miri,
I found your daddy.
Oh! Where?
Santa!
No.
I am your daddy.
Daddy!
Miri, jump!
Daddy!
I'm so glad I found you, Daddy.
I love you, Daddy.
I'll go on ahead.
What? Oh, yeah.
The elevator still hasn't come.
Open the door!
Are you okay?
Daddy?
Listen, Miri,
I need you to be quiet for a little while.
Yes.
Excuse me. I have a child with me.
Let me through.
Please let my daughter
go first!
Daddy
Unbelievable.
What a terrible Christmas.
Thank you, Santa.
So I can't have a cat, but a kid is okay?
Shut up.
It's not as if I wanted to take her.
What is it about this kid?
Are you serious?
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way