Bunnicula (2016) s01e01 Episode Script
Mumkey Business
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
CHESTER: Oh, boy. Ugh.
Here we go.
(GROANING)
Ugh. That's it. I can do this.
I did it!
No one messes with this guy.
Now, just gotta
put the paper over, like so.
A-ha!
-Boo!
-(YOWLING)
(LAUGHING)
Huh?
Ah! Get it off!
There's a giant cockroach
in my hair!
No, that's not
a giant cockroach.
This is a giant cockroach.
Oh, my
(SCREAMING)
I think he's here
for Bunnicula, yeah.
What makes you think that?
Bunnicula.
Oh, sure I know him.
Are you a friend of his?
COCKROACH: Bunnicula!
(MOANING)
Help me.
Aw, don't eat Chester, man.
-(CHESTER YELLING)
-That's gross.
Ugh.
That's it!
I can't take it anymore!
Bunnicula always attracts
monsters like this.
We'll bring you to Bunnicula.
But then you have
to get out of our house!
Bunnicula!
(BUNNICULA PURRING)
You like this key,
don't you Bun-Bun?
My great Aunt Marie
said it was
magically protected
to keep it
out of the wrong hands.
-(LAUGHING)
-But, if I hadn't used it,
I would never have
found you now, would I?
CHESTER: Psst!
(WHISPERING) Hey!
-Hey, Bunnic.
-Don't be cute.
Who is this creepy guy?
-Ah!
-Bunnicula!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(BUNNICULA CACKLING)
Bye.
MINA: Chester! Harold!
Bed time!
Oh, bedtime.
I've been waiting all day
for bedtime.
I can't deal
with this anymore.
Bunnicula has turned our lives
into a horror show.
All these crazy monsters
are attracted to him.
Come on, Harold. Come on, boy!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hey, Chester.
But But, where's Bunnicula?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
There you are,
you crazy little rabbit.
Sometimes, I wish
Mina just left Bunnicula
locked in that chamber
in the cellar.
Oh, Bunnicula,
you are so funny.
-You funny little bunny.
-That's it.
That key is the answer
to the problem.
(CHUCKLING)
-Harold?
-Yeah, Chesty?
Yeah, don't call me Chesty.
Look, I'm gonna need your help
with something in the morning.
We're gonna take care
of this Bunnicula problem.
Once and for all.
Okay. Night-night.
MINA'S DAD: Lights out,
Mina, it's late!
Goodnight, guys.
Goodnight, Dad!
(ALL SNORING)
(BUNNICULA'S STOMACH RUMBLING)
Hungry, hungry.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
Hungry, hungry, hungry.
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(COOING)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
(SNARLING)
(SNORING)
Sorry, Mina,
I need to borrow your key.
Harold, wake up.
That's not real bacon.
You know what?
I'm probably better off
doing this on my own.
-HAROLD: Sir!
-Ah!
Harold the dog reporting
for covert operations,
Chester, sir!
What the heck, man?
Do you even know
what "covert" means?
Nope.
It means quiet.
(YELLING)
Reporting for
quiet operations, sir!
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Uh, what's happening?
Okay, that's weird.
That's weird, it's a, uh,
bit of a box.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Box is floating.
Don't know what's in the box.
Not sure I want to.
(SNIFFING)
Oh, it's a cool little
monkey statue.
(LAUGHING) This is the most
covert operation ever!
(RATTLING)
Chester, it's shaking.
It's shaking a lot, now!
Put it down. Put it down!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
(MUMKEY CHATTERING)
It came to life,
like that Pinocchio guy.
(MUMKEY CHATTERING)
Whoa!
Ah!
-(MUMKEY SNARLING)
-(CHESTER YELLING)
(PANTING) It's after me!
You gotta be kidding me!
(SCREAMING)
This is not my day!
(CHATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Whoa, that's an angry
little monkey.
I need to hide,
I need to hide.
Oh, where, where!
Open up.
Mmm. Pickle.
(SHRIEKING)
(ROARING)
(CHATTERING ANGRILY)
MINA: Morning, Harold.
Have you seen my key anywhere?
You guys can be
so weird, sometimes.
(GROWLING)
(CHATTERS MENACINGLY)
Harold, don't let it
get though.
Ow! Whoo!
It's got cold hands.
(GROANING)
MINA: Harold.
Chester. Breakfast.
No, Harold, it can wait!
Aw. I'm sorry.
Stomach's a stronger muscle
than my brains. So
No!
(GIBBERING)
That monkey is out of control.
(GASPS) I gotta show Mina.
She'll love him.
Her name is Mina
She's getting cleaner
And now she's
living here
in New Orlean-a
(GRUNTING)
Chester! Where
are you, Chester?
Psst, over here.
You know, Bunnicula
would love this monkey dude.
We should get them together
for a playdate.
Yeah, I may or may not
have locked
Bunnicula in his lair
to take care
of the monster problem.
Uh, I guess you may not have.
I did, okay?
I locked him in and
we've still got monsters.
I gotta let him out again.
You taste like pickles.
You wanna ride in my mouth.
(GIBBERING)
He's back.
Ah!
Harold, help!
He's doing
that purple thing again!
Uh
Oh.
Run! Don't worry about me!
I'll be okay!
Ha-ha.
Hey, Bunnic. I guess Chester
did lock you in there, huh?
He couldn't remember.
(GROWLING)
Yeah. Hah, maybe I did
lock you down there.
I was only trying
to keep the monsters
out of the house.
But, hey.
(LAUGHING)
-Didn't work out.
-Ha-ha!
Now, we need you
to work your monster magic
to keep that thing
from eating me Mina.
-Mina!
-Huh?
If that thing eats
Mina's brains,
you know who we have
to thank for it.
Why would we wanna
thank someone
for eating Mina's brains?
That would be awful.
I don't think we would
thank them.
The answer is Bunnicula.
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
Look, we're out of our league.
We don't even know
what this thing wants.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(IMITATES MUMKEY)
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. That makes
perfect sense, Bunnic.
Yeah, that makes
perfect sense.
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
(ROARING)
You know what? Just take it.
(LAUGHING)
Of course, he's gonna try
and lock the monkey in.
(SHRIEKING)
What is he doing?
He's gonna lead that thing
right to Mina!
Yep, that's the plan.
-(CACKLING)
-(GIBBERING)
Don't let him do
the purple thing!
Her name is Mina and
she's looking for her key-ah
That no one's seen-ah
Ha-ha!
(GIBBERING ANGRILY)
Hmm? (GASPS) My key!
My key!
How did it get in my boot?
What just happened?
It's like the monkey
just wanted Mina to have
the key instead of me.
Well, yeah, just like
Bunnicula said.
Where have you been?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Wha When did he say that?
(IMITATES MUMKEY)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, like that.
You said it made
perfect sense, Chesty.
That was sarcasm.
And don't call me "Chesty."
What's a "sarcasm"?
So, the key is cursed
by that monkey
to keep it out
of the wrong hands.
Pretty clever.
I guess that means
Mina's got
the right hands, huh?
We have paws, you can't really
compare the two.
Right, right. No, that's fair.
And for now,
the vampire bunny stays free.
Yeah, sorry about trying
to lock you up, little guy.
(YAWNING)
Ah.
Chester, do you have anything
you want to say to Bunnicula?
Hmm? Hmm?
Eh?
Uh, Chesty?
Help me.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
CHESTER: Oh, boy. Ugh.
Here we go.
(GROANING)
Ugh. That's it. I can do this.
I did it!
No one messes with this guy.
Now, just gotta
put the paper over, like so.
A-ha!
-Boo!
-(YOWLING)
(LAUGHING)
Huh?
Ah! Get it off!
There's a giant cockroach
in my hair!
No, that's not
a giant cockroach.
This is a giant cockroach.
Oh, my
(SCREAMING)
I think he's here
for Bunnicula, yeah.
What makes you think that?
Bunnicula.
Oh, sure I know him.
Are you a friend of his?
COCKROACH: Bunnicula!
(MOANING)
Help me.
Aw, don't eat Chester, man.
-(CHESTER YELLING)
-That's gross.
Ugh.
That's it!
I can't take it anymore!
Bunnicula always attracts
monsters like this.
We'll bring you to Bunnicula.
But then you have
to get out of our house!
Bunnicula!
(BUNNICULA PURRING)
You like this key,
don't you Bun-Bun?
My great Aunt Marie
said it was
magically protected
to keep it
out of the wrong hands.
-(LAUGHING)
-But, if I hadn't used it,
I would never have
found you now, would I?
CHESTER: Psst!
(WHISPERING) Hey!
-Hey, Bunnic.
-Don't be cute.
Who is this creepy guy?
-Ah!
-Bunnicula!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(BUNNICULA CACKLING)
Bye.
MINA: Chester! Harold!
Bed time!
Oh, bedtime.
I've been waiting all day
for bedtime.
I can't deal
with this anymore.
Bunnicula has turned our lives
into a horror show.
All these crazy monsters
are attracted to him.
Come on, Harold. Come on, boy!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hey, Chester.
But But, where's Bunnicula?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
There you are,
you crazy little rabbit.
Sometimes, I wish
Mina just left Bunnicula
locked in that chamber
in the cellar.
Oh, Bunnicula,
you are so funny.
-You funny little bunny.
-That's it.
That key is the answer
to the problem.
(CHUCKLING)
-Harold?
-Yeah, Chesty?
Yeah, don't call me Chesty.
Look, I'm gonna need your help
with something in the morning.
We're gonna take care
of this Bunnicula problem.
Once and for all.
Okay. Night-night.
MINA'S DAD: Lights out,
Mina, it's late!
Goodnight, guys.
Goodnight, Dad!
(ALL SNORING)
(BUNNICULA'S STOMACH RUMBLING)
Hungry, hungry.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
Hungry, hungry, hungry.
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(COOING)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
(SNARLING)
(SNORING)
Sorry, Mina,
I need to borrow your key.
Harold, wake up.
That's not real bacon.
You know what?
I'm probably better off
doing this on my own.
-HAROLD: Sir!
-Ah!
Harold the dog reporting
for covert operations,
Chester, sir!
What the heck, man?
Do you even know
what "covert" means?
Nope.
It means quiet.
(YELLING)
Reporting for
quiet operations, sir!
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Uh, what's happening?
Okay, that's weird.
That's weird, it's a, uh,
bit of a box.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Box is floating.
Don't know what's in the box.
Not sure I want to.
(SNIFFING)
Oh, it's a cool little
monkey statue.
(LAUGHING) This is the most
covert operation ever!
(RATTLING)
Chester, it's shaking.
It's shaking a lot, now!
Put it down. Put it down!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
(MUMKEY CHATTERING)
It came to life,
like that Pinocchio guy.
(MUMKEY CHATTERING)
Whoa!
Ah!
-(MUMKEY SNARLING)
-(CHESTER YELLING)
(PANTING) It's after me!
You gotta be kidding me!
(SCREAMING)
This is not my day!
(CHATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Whoa, that's an angry
little monkey.
I need to hide,
I need to hide.
Oh, where, where!
Open up.
Mmm. Pickle.
(SHRIEKING)
(ROARING)
(CHATTERING ANGRILY)
MINA: Morning, Harold.
Have you seen my key anywhere?
You guys can be
so weird, sometimes.
(GROWLING)
(CHATTERS MENACINGLY)
Harold, don't let it
get though.
Ow! Whoo!
It's got cold hands.
(GROANING)
MINA: Harold.
Chester. Breakfast.
No, Harold, it can wait!
Aw. I'm sorry.
Stomach's a stronger muscle
than my brains. So
No!
(GIBBERING)
That monkey is out of control.
(GASPS) I gotta show Mina.
She'll love him.
Her name is Mina
She's getting cleaner
And now she's
living here
in New Orlean-a
(GRUNTING)
Chester! Where
are you, Chester?
Psst, over here.
You know, Bunnicula
would love this monkey dude.
We should get them together
for a playdate.
Yeah, I may or may not
have locked
Bunnicula in his lair
to take care
of the monster problem.
Uh, I guess you may not have.
I did, okay?
I locked him in and
we've still got monsters.
I gotta let him out again.
You taste like pickles.
You wanna ride in my mouth.
(GIBBERING)
He's back.
Ah!
Harold, help!
He's doing
that purple thing again!
Uh
Oh.
Run! Don't worry about me!
I'll be okay!
Ha-ha.
Hey, Bunnic. I guess Chester
did lock you in there, huh?
He couldn't remember.
(GROWLING)
Yeah. Hah, maybe I did
lock you down there.
I was only trying
to keep the monsters
out of the house.
But, hey.
(LAUGHING)
-Didn't work out.
-Ha-ha!
Now, we need you
to work your monster magic
to keep that thing
from eating me Mina.
-Mina!
-Huh?
If that thing eats
Mina's brains,
you know who we have
to thank for it.
Why would we wanna
thank someone
for eating Mina's brains?
That would be awful.
I don't think we would
thank them.
The answer is Bunnicula.
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
Look, we're out of our league.
We don't even know
what this thing wants.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(IMITATES MUMKEY)
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. That makes
perfect sense, Bunnic.
Yeah, that makes
perfect sense.
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
(ROARING)
You know what? Just take it.
(LAUGHING)
Of course, he's gonna try
and lock the monkey in.
(SHRIEKING)
What is he doing?
He's gonna lead that thing
right to Mina!
Yep, that's the plan.
-(CACKLING)
-(GIBBERING)
Don't let him do
the purple thing!
Her name is Mina and
she's looking for her key-ah
That no one's seen-ah
Ha-ha!
(GIBBERING ANGRILY)
Hmm? (GASPS) My key!
My key!
How did it get in my boot?
What just happened?
It's like the monkey
just wanted Mina to have
the key instead of me.
Well, yeah, just like
Bunnicula said.
Where have you been?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Wha When did he say that?
(IMITATES MUMKEY)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, like that.
You said it made
perfect sense, Chesty.
That was sarcasm.
And don't call me "Chesty."
What's a "sarcasm"?
So, the key is cursed
by that monkey
to keep it out
of the wrong hands.
Pretty clever.
I guess that means
Mina's got
the right hands, huh?
We have paws, you can't really
compare the two.
Right, right. No, that's fair.
And for now,
the vampire bunny stays free.
Yeah, sorry about trying
to lock you up, little guy.
(YAWNING)
Ah.
Chester, do you have anything
you want to say to Bunnicula?
Hmm? Hmm?
Eh?
Uh, Chesty?
Help me.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)