Canada's Drag Race (2020) s01e01 Episode Script
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PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.
What's my name?
Do you love me?
I can't believe I'm here!
[screams]
PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.
I've only been doing
drag for two years,
but you wouldn't know that
because I'm an icon.
[screaming]
PRIYANKA: If you came
to a Priyanka show,
you would see good hair,
a really shiny costume,
a lot of dancing,
and I'd probably end up
making out with you.
I think that sounds like
a good time, doesn't it?
I'm the first ever queen
to walk on Canada's Drag Race!
This is so crazy!
Before I started drag,
I was a kids' television host.
But now being a drag queen,
I'm finally being
like the real me!
PRIYANKA: I didn't even
see the maple leaf!
Canada's about to bring it.
I don't think y'all are ready.
Alright, next queen,
bring her in!
ILONA: Alright, party girls,
we're just about to walk into
the work room
for the first time,
and I'm gonna let
these poors have it.
Thanks for tuning in.
Bye!
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ILONA: I'm Ilona Verley,
and I'm a ááááááá bitch.
I'm from Vancouver, BC.
I'm known for having
a very sickening Instagram.
My drag is always ostrich
feathers, rhinestones,
has to be monochromatic,
and just sickening, iconic.
ILONA: Hello!
PRIYANKA: Hi!
How are you?
ILONA: Oh, first two!
PRIYANKA: Hi, what's your name?
ILONA: Ilona.
PRIYANKA: Ilona, do you have
a big following on Instagram?
ILONA: I have
a pretty big following.
PRIYANKA: Okay, word.
ILONA: And it's all real.
PRIYANKA: Are you
calling mine fake?
ILONA: I mean, I know
a lot of girls in Toronto
buy their followers, but
let's say that at least
half of yours are real.
PRIYANKA: What?!
ILONA: I'm just being a bitch.
It's what I'm good at.
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ILONA: Ah!
KIARA: En Francais,
s'il vous plait.
KIARA: I'm Kiara.
I'm 21.
I'm from Montreal.
I'm pretty, and I'm versatile.
KIARA: The full Kiara experienceis hair flips, somersaults,
dips, whatever you want.
I put on a show.
KIARA: Hi, girls.
ILONA & PRIYANKA: Hi!
KIARA: I've been doing
drag for only two years,
but people are calling me
Montreal's next rising star,
so I guess I'll take it.
KIARA: [kisses]
PRIYANKA: So French.
KIARA: My main weakness
as a queen is that
I er
Um
[laughs]
Oh, shit, I'm flawless.
Sorry.
[laughs]
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JUICE BOXX: Mmm!
You like that?
KIARA: Oh my god.
JUICE BOXX: My name
is Juice Boxx.
I'm 31,
from Essex, Ontario.
Live in Toronto.
JUICE BOXX: Mmm.
JUICE BOXX: I'm very sensual.
I love to whip my hair around.
I want the other queens
to look at me and think like,
"Oh my god,
she's so ááááááá hot."
JUICE BOXX: I'm stuck.
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
JUICE BOXX: Help.
I don't want to rip my tights.
I'm stuck.
ILONA: Just ááááááá
let it happen.
JUICE BOXX: Got it.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Iconic.
Do you want a redo?
JUICE BOXX: Can I do it again?
ILONA: Take two!
[laughter]
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STARZY: If you don't
know my name,
just call me Mother.
STARZY: I am
Anastarzia Anaquway,
and I represent
the pageant queens.
Everything I wear
I make myself,
and everything
will fit to a T.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Hi, pageant queen!
STARZY: I spent
the last 17 years
competing around the world.
I've collected so many titles:
Miss Bahamas,
Miss Caribbean International,
Miss Gay Toronto,
Miss Canada International
and, of course,
Miss Black Continental,
which I am the reigning.
ILONA: Why do you
need Drag Race, then?
Get outta here.
[laughter]
Get outta here.
STARZY: Everyone knows
Starzy is a star!
[laughter]
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LEMON: Pucker up,
motherááááer.
ILONA: Oh-ho!
[all exclaiming]
LEMON: I'm Lemon,
just like the citrus fruit.
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LEMON: I'm from Toronto,
but I live in New York City,
and I'm gorgeous, hilarious,
and sour as hell.
I'm a dancer.
It was my love for dance
that ended up bringing me
to New York City.
I got into a school there,
and then after that,
I found drag
and kind of was like,
"Oh, this is what
I'm meant to be doing."
JUICE BOXX: Oh, she's
giving you those real legs.
LEMON: I have walked
New York Fashion Week.
I have competed in every
single drag competition
in New York City,
and I've won all of them,
so yeah, bitch works hard.
LEMON: Oh my god!
Hi, bitches.
PRIYANKA: I love your duvet.
ILONA: Ooh!
LEMON: Just my couch.
LEMON: I know I'm
one of the best dancers
that Drag Race has ever seen.
LEMON: There we go.
She made it.
PRIYANKA: All the way
from New York.
LEMON: So I'm about to make
these girls feel real bitter.
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SCARLETT: You didn't think you
could bring the race to Canada
without Scarlett Bobo, did you?
A-ha-ha!
SCARLETT: My name
is Scarlett Bobo,
and I'm your favourite
circus freak. [laughs]
SCARLETT: Yes!
SCARLETT: I've been
doing drag for 12 years.
I'm like a hippie,
wild child, punk rock star,
wrapped up into one bow-bow.
[chuckles]
ILONA: Bobo!
SCARLETT: [squealing]
STARZY: And of course
it's Bobo.
She's weird as hell.
SCARLETT: Yeah!
STARZY: But one of Toronto's
headline entertainers.
KIARA: And you're
Toronto, right?
SCARLETT: Yeah.
SCARLETT: The drag scene inToronto is insanely competitive.
There's 20 new drag queens
that pop up a week,
fighting each other,
and clawing for that gig.
JUICE BOXX: Toronto has
the best drag in the world.
We work harder than like
even New York queens.
LEMON: No.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Okay, whatever.
[laughs]
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STARZY: Oh.
KYNE: Attention 5s,
a 10 has just arrived.
[all exclaiming]
KYNE: My name's Kyne.
I'm 21 years old,
from Kitchener, Ontario.
When you come to a Kyne show,
you are gonna get goddess.
I sing, I act, I dance.
They don't call me
the dancing diva
of the Kitchener-Waterloo
Cambridge tri-city area
for nothing.
KYNE: Yeah!
[all cheering]
KYNE: Lots of people know me
for my YouTube channel,
over 100,000 subscribers.
I show people how to make wigs,
how to sew costumes.
I am the queen of social media.
KIARA: I learned styling
my wigs by your videos.
KYNE: Really?
KIARA: Yeah, I did.
KYNE: Oh!
KYNE: I've taught 100,000 peoplehow to do drag in my videos,
and I'm here to teach 11 more.
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[all gasp]
JUICE BOXX: What?
PRIYANKA: What the áááá?
[moo sound effect]
BOA: I am not like
udderqueens.
[laughter]
BOA: My name is Boa,
the bitch on arrival,
originally from Windsor,
24 years old, and I am what?
Constipated.
[clicks tongue]
[all gasp]
JUICE BOXX: I am
floored to see Boa.
Boa has a bad rep in Toronto.
She's messy and she's a littleannoying, but she's super funny.
BOA: Ah
[laughter]
BOA: Splits, high kicks,
death drops, jumps,
I do none of it.
BOA: [screams]
PRIYANKA: Boa, Boa, Boa!
JUICE BOXX: How did
you get past security?
PRIYANKA: Oh my God!
BOA: Queens in this competition
are gonna doubt me.
They're gonna underestimate me,and that is ááááááá okay,
bitch, because that is how
I'm gonna snatch the crown.
BOA: Let's start the milking!
[all exclaiming]
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RITA: Bonjour, hi!
Say hello
to the queen of Montreal.
RITA: Bonjour.
Je suis Rita Baga,
32 ans, et je suis
la queen supreme de Montreal.
RITA: And embrace!
RITA: So embrace
this thick accent.
RITA: Hello!
[all cheering]
KIARA: Rita is
a big deal in Montreal.
She's a house queen.
She's fierce.
She always has gorgeous looks.
KIARA: She gave me
my first gig in Montreal.
KYNE: Really?
RITA: They do.
They all know I'm old now.
Thank you.
RITA: I've been doing drag
for the past 13 years.
I've been voted four times
Best Drag of Montreal.
KYNE: My name's Kyne.
RITA: Kind?
KYNE: Yes.
Kyne.
RITA: Kyne.
KYNE: Yes.
RITA: Kyne.
KYNE: Qui, weh.
RITA: Weh?
Oui, Kyne?
KYNE: Oui.
RITA: I'll get it.
RITA: The new generation, they
do call me a legend sometimes,
and I'm always like,
"I'm not that old, bitch."
ILONA: I'm glad you guys
don't only speak French
'cause that would
have been scary,
'cause all I can say is
"Est-que je peux
allez a toilet?"
RITA: But do you want to go now?ILONA: To the toilet?
RITA: Yeah, was
that a real request?
ILONA: Not right now.
RITA: Oh, okay.
JIMBO: Oh, wow!
Oh my
God!
STARZY: Wha
What's happening right now?
JIMBO: Okay.
JIMBO: My name is Jimbo.
I am 37 years old,
and I am a run of the mill guy.
JIMBO: I'm going
to spin in a circle.
JIMBO: At a Jimbo show,
many people come just to see
what costume I've made
or what weird idea I have
or what I'm gonna be
pulling out of where.
I have a reputation for being
a strange and amazing show.
SCARLETT: You look fierce, girl!
JIMBO: I wouldn't say
I have a signature look.
My signature is that I do what
I want when I want to do it.
PRIYANKA: I want to hire
you for my birthday party.
JIMBO: You can!
PRIYANKA: Can you
do magic tricks?
JIMBO: I can make
my dick disappear.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Ah!
TYNOMI: Serving body
and giving face.
Watch out, Canada.
I'm here to win this race.
[all exclaiming]
TYNOMI: I'm Tynomi Banks
from Toronto, Ontario.
If Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbellhad a little love child,
it would be me.
I can be soft,
and oh so cute, or
[clears throat] ready
to give this ááááááá neck,
and attitude all the ááááááá[laughs]
All the time.
[all cheering]
TYNOMI: Hi!
KIARA: Hi, I'm Kiara.
LEMON: Tynomi is here,
and I was fully a backup dancer
for her when I was 18.
I'm so gagged
that she is here.
SCARLETT: ááááááá legend!
TYNOMI: How are you doing?
Look at you.
SCARLETT: Bitch,
I am floored seeing Tynomi
walk in the work room.This competition just turned up.
SCARLETT: This is it.
TYNOMI: This is all?
Am I the last one
to pop through?
[laughs]
I think they saved
the best for last.
[groans and laughter]
SCARLETT: Last one in,
first one out, bitch!
TYNOMI: So, um, who's ready?
I'm ready.
BOA: I'm ready.
I'm ááááááá ready!
[siren blasts]
[all exclaiming]
SCARLETT: It's starting!
RUPAUL: Oh, Canada.
She done already
done had herses.
My Canadian queens
[all cheering]
RUPAUL: Welcome to the family.
SCARLETT: Yay!
RUPAUL: After many years
of dreaming, it's official.
We're looking for Canada's
first drag superstar.
Now, I have one thing to say.
It's aboot time, eh?
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: It feels
insane to actually hear
her voice addressing us.
RUPAUL: So spread your
charisma, uniqueness, nerve,
and talent across
the great white north
for the whole wide world to see.
Give it your best shot,
ladies, and whatever you do,
don't áááá it up.
[all cheering]
[cheering and applause]
ILONA: Wow!
STACEY: Bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi!
[all cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: My god!
PRIYANKA: He's so butch!
[cheering and laughter]
KYNE: Oh my god, the judges
walk in, and I am so gagged!
JUICE BOXX: Stacey is stunning!
It's crazy to see her in person.
BOA: Brooke Lynn is
the queen of the north.
TYNOMI: Jeffrey
PRIYANKA: He's so hot!
TYNOMI: Oh my gosh,
his skin is like caramel.
[laughter]
STACEY: Wagwan, darlings!
[cheering and applause]
STACEY: You all look incredible!
KIARA: Thank you.
ILONA: So do you!
STACEY: We are so thrilled
to be your judges
and mentors for the season.
[cheering and applause]
STACEY: You are allnow officially in a relationship
with a throuple.
ILONA: Ooh.
[laughs]
JEFFREY: That's right.
Each week,
all three of us will decide
who stays and who
sashays away.
LEMON: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: Take it from moi,
Drag Race is like
a long, hard
relentless Prairie winter.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: But I
can promise you
it's gonna be worth it.
ILONA: Ooh!
JEFFREY: Because in the end,the winner of Canada's Drag Race
will be crowed Canada's
first Drag Superstar!
[all cheering]
JEFFREY: And prance away with
a year's worth of hotel stays
from our friends at Hilton.
[all exclaiming]
LEMON: Yes, Paris!
Give it to us.
JEFFREY: And a cash prize
of $100,000.
[all cheering]
PRIYANKA: Take the money!
TYNOMI: Skip the coins!
BROOKE LYNN: It's about
to rain loonies, bitches!
[laughter and cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace.
[all cheering]
STACEY: Okay, who's ready
for their closeup?
ALL: Me!
STACEY: Well, get ready
because winter is coming.
TYNOMI: Oh!
JIMBO: Brr, chilly!
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
STACEY: Let's go!
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
a year of hotel stays
from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Heights.
With tonight's extra special
guest host, Elisha Cuthbert.
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JEFFREY: Ilona Verley, welcome
to the stunningly realistic
Rocky Mountains.
ILONA: Oh my gosh!
STACEY: Say hello to our
photographer, Matt Barnes.
ILONA: Hello, Matt Barnes!
MATT: Hi, how are you?
STACEY: He's shot everyone from
Orville Peck, Ariana Grande,
and our own
Brooke Lynn Heights.
So you got some big shoes
to fill, literally. [laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: I'm a size 6.
STACEY: [whispered]
No, she's not.
BROOKE LYNN: But let's
get down to business.
To celebrate Drag Race
coming to our
áááá and native land,
you will have
five minutes to scale
this Canadian Rocky Mountain,
and plant your flag
at its snowy peak.
ILONA: Oh, I have to
walk up it in heels?
Oh, sickening.
JEFFREY: The queen with
the coolest shot wins.
ILONA: Word, okay.
BROOKE LYNN: But be careful.
We hear there's
a cold snap moving in.
Are you ready,
Ilona?
ILONA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Go!
ILONA: Ah-ha-ha!
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ILONA: Oh my god,
I already lost a nail.
ILONA: Listen,
I'm used to social climbing,
but climbing a literal mountain
in heels while holding a flag?
Uh-oh-uh
ILONA: Gonna be taking this off.It's really hot.
JEFFREY: The Abominable
Snow Queen is stripping!
ILONA: Bye, bitch.
ILONA: I was trying to be like,
oh, like, sexy girl!
All Marilyn Monroe.
BROOKE LYNN: You know,I do love a built-in glory hole.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ILONA: Oh!
No, no, no, no!
ILONA: Oh my gosh,
there's a big ááááááá fan.
STACEY: Oh!
Oh geez, take the ring out!
[judges exclaiming]
ILONA: [screaming]
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
JEFFREY: Honey, yes!
ILONA: That was so dramatic!
ILONA: I will do anything
for a good serve.
ILONA: [screams]
JEFFREY: Oh!
BROOKE LYNN: There you go!
STACEY: Priyanka!
PRIYANKA: [screams]
[laughter]
MATT: Yeah, that's nice.
PRIYANKA: I'm up there on
the mountain feeling my oats.
Then
[wind machine turns on]
PRIYANKA: What?
PRIYANKA: What do you mean?
No!
[screams]
[judges laughing]
My eyelashes gonna fall off,
motherááááááá!
STACEY: Focus, girl, focus.
PRIYANKA: [screaming]
STACEY: Oh, right.
BROOKE LYNNE: Is
that called a smize?
STACEY: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNNE: Come
on down, Priyanka.
JEFFREY: Scarlett Bobo!
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
this is ááááááá gag-worthy.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
BROOKE LYNN: I think
I've seen this porn.
Sid Vicious,
White Christmas.
SCARLETT: [coughing]
I just took a ááááááá load.
[laughter]
Oh my god!
JEFFREY: Rita Baga!
RITA: Okay!
Whaaaaaat?
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BROOKE LYNN: Her
tuck is separatist.
JEFFREY: Hello, Kiara!
KIARA: [screaming]
JEFFREY: Ooh, the forecast
is fierce blizzard.
KIARA: Oh!
BROOKE LYNN: Pop it
like it's cold, honey.
KIARA: Thank you, guys.
JEFFREY: Anastarzia Anaquway!
Ooh, oh!
There she blows!
STARZY: Ooh, ooh,
it's in my throat.
It's in my nose.
Ooh!
Ooh!
STARZY: [coughing]
BROOKE LYNN: Now, that's
what I call an Okanagan Trail.
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
MATT: Let's see some booty.
Yeah, work that whole space.
BROOKE LYNN: Dance hall queen
in a blizzard scene.
TYNOMI: [laughs]
BOA: Oh my god!
BROOKE LYNN: Bitch
on arrival, Miss Boa!
BROOKE LYNN: Is she
getting ready to charge?
BOA: Ow, ah!
[laughs]
JEFFREY: She's
really milking it.
BROOKE LYNN: First prize
in the country fair.
JEFFREY: Lemon!
LEMON: Ooh, oh yeah.
Ooh, the Rocky Mountains.
[laughter]
LEMON: I'm trying to serve
this high glamour, like,
"Oh, I'm climbing a mountain,
I'm beautiful,"
but my eyelashes are like this,
and my whole head is like this,
and I just feel
a little bit like Oooh!
LEMON: Huh!
JEFFREY: Ooh, I can
see her lemon torte.
[laughter]
KYNE: Ready for my closeup.
MATT: That's great.
KYNE: I'm thinking
it's just a simple photo shoot.
BROOKE LYNNE: Puppies,
I adore puppies!
[laughter]
KYNE: And then,
blizzard hits.
STACEY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Hold onto
your hat, honey!
KYNE: Woo!
KYNE: I'm just trying to stay
fierce and find my light.
KYNE: Woo!
MATT: Nice.
JEFFREY: Nice or naughty?
JEFFREY: Juice Boxx!
JUICE BOXX: I'm trying to
be dainty and graceful,
and I'm trying to serve you
like, "Yeah, I'm gorgeous."
JEFFREY: This angel's
about to take flight!
JUICE BOXX: So
I feel really good.
JEFFREY: So graceful.
JUICE BOXX: Bye!
JEFFREY: Ooh!
STACEY: Aiee!
JUICE BOXX: Of course I fall.
JUICE BOXX: Are
my wings still on?
JEFFREY: Jimbo!
JIMBO: Wow, a big slide!
JEFFREY: Welcome to
the Rocky Mountains.
JIMBO: I don't like the cold.
JIMBO: I'm from Victoria,
and we don't have snow,
and I'm terrified.
What is all this white
stuff all around me?
JIMBO: Oh, this is
actually quite nice!
[laughter]
JIMBO: I thought this
was gonna be hard.
[laughter]
JIMBO: Oh wow, I love the snow.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
[laughter]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[laughter]
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JIMBO: Wow.
STACEY: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
JIMBO: That was a blow job!
SCARLETT: Can someone
help me take this off?
PRIYANKA: Oh!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Yeah,
that feels so good.
STARZY: [gasps]
Look at you guys!
Who the hell are you?
KYNE: So, everyone's
de-dragging.
I am looking around for
cute boys, and clearly,
nobody is cuter than me.
JUICE BOXX: I'm surprised
they didn't ask me
to be on the pit crew.
[laughter]
I want to see what Jimbo
looks like out of drag.
JIMBO: I don't even know!
What am I gonna look like?
SCARLETT: All of us are like
ILONA: [laughs]
SCARLETT: There could have
been anybody under there.
My mom could have
been under there.
[laughs]
JIMBO: Ah!
[all exclaiming]
BOA: Oh my god.
PRIYANKA: And what do we get?
A daddy.
PRIYANKA: Hi, Jimbo.
JIMBO: Hey!
PRIYANKA: You want some Boyanka?
TYNOMI: So gross.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Wow, that expedition
really changed y'all, huh?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: But one of you peaked
at just the right time.
The winner of today's
mini challenge is
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JEFFREY: Kyne.
KYNE: Yay!
[cheering and applause]
JEFFREY: Congratulations.
KYNE: What do I win?
JEFFREY: You've won $1,000 of
latex couture from Polymorphe.
KYNE: Whoa!
KYNE: I won the first minichallenge on Canada's Drag Race!
Woo!
These bitches better remember.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies,
I hope you're all thawed out
with your claws out,
'cause this race
is about to get real.
I've always wanted to say this.
[laughs]
Oh, pit crew!
SCARLETT: Oh my gosh.
ILONA: Oh, oh!
PRIYANKA: Yes!
ILONA: Come over here.
SCARLETT: Ooh!
[all exclaiming]
KIARA: The pit crew's coming in,
and the hormones
are coming in too, honey!
Oh, I feel so hot!
SCARLETT: Oh, yummy.
Ai-ai-ai.
STACEY: For this week's
maxi challenge,
you need to design and create
a high fashion look
for the runway
using these boxes
stuffed with items
that scream "O Canada."
JEFFREY: And no Canuck couture
would be complete without
some classic Canadian
fabrics and accessories,
provided by our
friends at Roots.
[all cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, because you
conquered the mini challenge,
you get to choose your own box,
and assign the other
presents to your sisters.
SCARLETT: Be nice to us!
JUICE BOXX: Don't
make enemies day one!
BROOKE LYNN: So, Kyne,
what box are you gonna
choose for yourself?
KYNE: I'm not saying
I'm a gold-digger,
but I'm gonna take
the Yukon gold-digger box.
KYNE: I don't know what
material is in these boxes,
but this box is just
screaming my name.
BROOKE LYNN: We have Lemon.
What gift are you
bestowing on her?
KYNE: I sort of hear
whispers of what people want,
and then I just hmm,
give them something else.
KYNE: You are gonna
get jock scraps.
LEMON: I'm a
professional dancer.
I have no ááááááá idea whatsports are, but let's play ball.
BROOKE LYNN: Alright.
Up next, we have Ilona Verley.
KYNE: Muskokurrrrr!
ILONA: Ahh!
BROOKE LYNN: Next, Rita Baga.
KYNE: Quebec-froid.
QUEENS: Ooh.
KYNE: Because you're Quebecois.
BROOKE LYNN: What present would
you like to give to Jimbo here?
KYNE: Rain-blow it up.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka
KYNE: Gone fishy.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Boa.
KYNE: No other choice other
than Man of Green Gay-bles.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Kiara
KYNE: Like a Prairie.
KIARA: Thank you!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNNE: Tynomi Banks.
KYNE: Lumber Janes.
TYNOMI: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Anastarzia
Anaquway.
KYNE: Canada Gay.
STARZY: Ah.
BROOKE LYNN: Scarlett BoBo.
KYNE: Glam-pede.
SCARLETT: Oh!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: She does
like to ride a cowboy.
[laughter]
And last, but not least,
Juicy Boxx.
KYNE: Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.
SCARLETT: See?
JUICE BOXX: I like that.
I'm into that.
JEFFREY: Ladies, you'll be
judged on how well you express
your personal drag style,
and tomorrow,
you'll debut your
eleganza extravaganza
on the main stage.
[cheering and applause]
JEFFREY: where we'll
be joined by this week's
extra special guest host,
Elisha Cuthbert.
PRIYANKA: [screams]
[all exclaiming]
JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[all cheering]
PRIYANKA: Come on, guys!
KYNE: Oh my god!
TYNOMI: Look at all this.
LEMON: Ooh!
LEMON: For this maxi challenge,
we have to create
high fashion looks
incorporating Roots products
from our O Canada boxes.
LEMON: I just want to wear this.
SCARLETT: Oh my god, look
at all my Roots bandanas!
JIMBO: Oh, zippers,
zippers, zippers.
Amazing!
PRIYANKA: You got crabs?
Who got crabs?
I do not have crabs.
Well, there was one time.
STARZY: [groans]
STARZY: So I get this box.
I'm rumbling through,
taking everything out,
and then the magical fabric.
STARZY: Yeah-ha-ha!
BOA: [laughs]
STARZY: Oh, life!
And then this Roots ribbing.
Whatever it is I make,
it's going to be fabulous.
STARZY: I'm good, baby.
[laughs]
BOA: Oh my god.
BOA: I am assigned
the Man of Green Gay-bles box.
Girl, I don't know anything
about Anne of Green Gables.
I don't know her.
I never met her.
BOA: Potatoes.
I got potatoes.
BOA: There are potatoes.
What the áááá am I
gonna do with potatoes?
LEMON: A hockey stick.
[laughs]
LEMON: So my box
is Jock Scraps.
Tennis balls,
badminton things,
and sports equipment
that I don't know the names of.
LEMON: Ooh.
So many of whatever these are.
JUICE BOXX: Spaghetti straps.
LEMON: No, but what
are they in, like, life?
Is anyone athletic?
No.
No one here is.
JUICE BOXX: Oh!
LEMON: Have you
ever played a sport?
PRIYANKA: I played
European handball.
[laughter]
LEMON: So, no,
you've never played a sport.
Yeah, that doesn't count.
[laughs]
TYNOMI: I'm getting ideas,
everyone.
I'll probably have
these sides like this.
PRIYANKA: That's a moo-moo.
TYNOMI: No, no, no.
Bitch, relax.
[laughter]
RITA: I've got plenty
of things from my home town.
RITA: I get assigned
the Quebec-froid box.
It's a dream.
Thank you, Kyne.
It's full of mittens,
blankets,
and stuff that looks
like the Quebec flag.
I can see all the things
that I like from my hometown.
RITA: Oh!
BOA: Oh my god, bitch,
can I have those, please?
Feed me.
RITA: I'm really happy to
see these cheese curds, baby.
She's been eating it for years.
RITA: I just ate my costume.
ILONA: Oh, what's this?
This looks fierce.
Oh, feathers.
Very, very my culture.
Okay, I feel like I literally
just jumped in a bush
with this box.
Okay, this red leather
is actually a moment.
It's also kind of my culture.
KYNE: You're First Nations?
ILONA: Yeah, from the rez, girl.[laughs]
SCARLETT: What tribe?
ILONA: Skuppah.
ILONA: As an indigenous person,I think it's very important that
I'm representing all
of my Nlaka'pamux people
and my tribe, Skuppah.
Growing up, I was
so in this mindset of like,
you are male;
you have to be male.
Then as I grew up and gotmore involved in my own culture,
I learned about being queer
and being two-spirit,
which means finding yourself
in between the male
and the female energy,
but acknowledging both of them.
ILONA: This is like
how I grew up.
I grew up in a small
farming town with hunters.
ILONA: It's really important
to me that I talk about
being two-spirit, and I talk
about being Indigenous,
and be proud of who I am,and hopefully be able to inspire
others to just be themselves.
ILONA: Oh, okay,
this is not my colour scheme
but we're gonna
make it happen.
LEMON: Oh my god,
what the áááá is this?
JUICE BOXX: Kyne assigns me
Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.
I've got tapes.
I've got CDs.
I have scrunchies.
JUICE BOXX: Oh, I have
hundreds of these.
JUICE BOXX: So I'm
just kind of like
"Now what do I do?"
LEMON: So, do you sew?
JUICE: I can put two
pieces of fabric together,
so I can make it work.
JUICE BOXX: Sewing's
not my strong suit,
but I'm gonna make
the best out of it,
and I'm gonna figure it out.
JUICE BOXX: How do
you break these?
Is this dangerous?
Can you cut CDs?
Yes.
JUICE BOXX: I just start
chopping away at these CDs.
JUICE BOXX: I'm gonna
give you this like mirror.
LEMON: Oh, love that.
JUICE BOXX: Like, right?
JUICE BOXX: I want to give you
that sexy Juice Boxx feel,
so I just want to be able to
find something that's gonna
show that off in a good way.
JUICE BOXX: I'm literally just
gonna like cut these for hours.
JIMBO: Wow, look
at all your gold.
KYNE: I know!
JIMBO: Oh, wow.
KYNE: I went for
the Yukon Gold Digger box.
KYNE: Ornaments.
KYNE: I'm thinking I can
do disco diva fantasy.
I design and sew
pretty much all of my looks.
They all come out of this head.
JIMBO: Are you a sewer?
KYNE: Yeah, I sew
lots of my costumes.
KYNE: And so I think that shouldintimidate the other queens.
KYNE: Does everybody
like the choices
that I picked out for them?
BOA: I hate you!
I hate you!
KYNE: I didn't want to have to
be the one to choose the boxes,
but I can't help but win.
I
I can't help it.
SCARLETT: Kyne is
starting to hit a nerve.
KYNE: What's going on over here?
SCARLETT: Uh, a lot of
ááááááá handkerchiefs, bitch.
[laughter]
KYNE: Do you sew?
SCARLETT: No.
KYNE: [laughs] No?
It was nice getting
to know you.
ILONA: [gasps]
BOA: Damn!
KYNE: I'll leave you
to it, kiddo.
[laughter]
♪
♪
BOA: We're back!
TYNOMI: Ooh, girl!
PRIYANKA: Don't, Boa!
ILONA: It's the first
elimination day,
and we have to create
high fashion looks
that are runway-ready
out of these theme boxes
that say "O Canada,"
and at this point, we're not
really sure who's in trouble,
but I am ready to let
these girls have it.
BOA: Work, bitch!
Yes!
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: How old
are you again?
TYNOMI: Me?
PRIYANKA: So you're
the oldest here.
TYNOMI: I'm the
oldest here, but--
PRIYANKA: No one knows it.
TYNOMI: But no one knows becausemy black skin's so juicy.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
LEMON: [whining]
Where's my lip gloss?
I hate my life.
SCARLETT: Oh my god.
LEMON: I just want my lip gloss.
SCARLETT: I love Lemon,
but she's a little annoying,
a little like,
"Boo-hoo me."
LEMON: I just want
my lip gloss.
My lips are so dry.
LEMON: Sometimes people see me
and think very quickly,
"Oh yeah, I know that one."
LEMON: I did not
bring enough makeup.
KYNE: Really?
Why?
LEMON: Honestly,
I couldn't afford to.
LEMON: I worked really hard
to be in this competition.
I went to probably the most
prestigious dance school
in the entire world
in New York City, Alvin Ailey,
and got in on
a full scholarship.
Being 19 and living on my own,
and paying my own rent
in a city like New York City
makes you grow up faster
than anywhere in the world.
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere,
and I already made it there,
so bring on these queens.
BOA: Ilona, where are you from?
ILONA: I'm from Vancouver.
BOA: Ooh, that's fun.
ILONA: But I've been
living in LA recently.
BOA: Really?
ILONA: It was
the change I needed.
It was a nice like way
to like refresh my perspective
because I was very youngwhen I started doing drag there.
I was like so immature.
Then, when I grew up, no one waswilling to like understand that
people grow up and change.
BOA: I kind of have
the same story with that,
where I just drank a lot
and I partied a lot.
I had to get through that
and become sober
and quit drinking.
I was just a mess.
I just woke up and I was like,
"This is it."
Like, "I need to quit drinking,
"and I need to get
my shit together."
ILONA: So you're like
fully sober now?
BOA: Yeah, fully sober.
ILONA: Way to go.
JUICE BOXX: How much
has your life changed
since you've sobered up?
BOA: Oh my god.
I have the clarity I need,
and I don't have the constant
worry about being ashamed.
JUICE BOXX: Did people
stop coming to your shows
when you sobered up?
BOA: Uh, well, people
don't go to my shows
in the first place.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: People likefull out stopped coming to mine.
BOA: Really?
JUICE BOXX: Yeah.
JUICE BOXX: I've been sober
for about two years now.
It felt good to
have a conversation
with Boa about sobriety.
I'm really proud of herfor her sobriety journey because
being in the industry that we'rein, there's a lot of people
that come to the show
just to see
how drunk you're gonna get,
and see all the dumb
things you're gonna do.
JUICE BOXX: I was an asshole
when I was drunk,
and like I wasn't
a nice person.
JUICE BOXX: I decided I didn't
like the person that I was
while I was drinking,
and I didn't like the decisions
that I made, so I decided
to change that narrative.
It's been the best decision
I've ever made in my life.
I'm super proud of myself
for making those decisions,
and I'm super proud
of myself for
kind of sticking with it,
you know?
SCARLETT: Okay, ladies, how
do we feel about getting ready
to talk the first runway
on Canada's Drag Race?
[cheering and laughter]
KYNE: I'm excited
to see what prize I win.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
KIARA: A ticket home.
SCARLETT: Ah!
SCARLETT: We're
in it now, girls.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Yes, girl!
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah!
ELISHA: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Elisha Cuthbert,
and I'm thrilled
to be the very first guest
host to work this runway.
Stacey McKenzie!
STACEY: What's up, girl?
ELISHA: Stacey, what's
the difference between
a top model and a drag queen?
STACEY: I would say
about five shoe sizes.
[laughter]
ELISHA: My fellow Albertan,
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman!
Isn't this unreal?
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ELISHA: And Miss
Brooke Lynn Hytes.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi.
ELISHA: How does it feel
being on that side
of the judges' desk?
BROOKE LYNN: You know,
it's all coming back to me now.
But the truth is,
I'm a little bit excited.
ELISHA: Ooh, let these
Canada Games begin!
[laughter]
ELISHA: This week, the queens
were challenged to make
a fashion-first impression usingclassic Canadian materials.
And tonight on the runway,
they're ready to serve
their Canuck couture fantasy.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
♪
♪
ELISHA: First up,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
STARZY: I'm showing
the judges craftsmanship,
ribbed from head to toe,
my beautiful, stretch,
shiny whatever fabric this is.
JEFFREY: Red for quilt.
ELISHA: Next up, Kiara.
KIARA: The fantasy is,
"Hey, girl, hey!"
So this Babadook bitch,
she's gonna walk it down, baby.
ELISHA: Hey!
[laughter]
KIARA: I'm holding
this pitchfork;
I have a big-ass hat.
This scarecrow is ready
to scare all those bitches
trying to come for me
in this competition.
JEFFREY: Scarecrow,
she better don't!
ELISHA: Uh-uh.
BROOKE LYNN: She looks like
she's gonna rob a silo.
ELISHA: Lemon.
STACEY: Pucker up!
[laughter]
LEMON: I am working the runway.
I am hitting my baseball
out of the park.
I'm realizing that
this is a hockey stick,
but it doesn't ááááááá matter.
I am serving you
every sports fantasy
rolled up into one little bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
I have a great dentist.
ELISHA: Ilona Verley.
ILONA: The fantasy is spooky,ooky, pageant queen of realness.
Her hands are all dirty
'cause she was digging her way
out of the grave to compete inthe Halloween Miss Bitch Pageant
or whatever, you know.
She is trying to win that crown.
JEFFREY: Now I ain't saying
she's a coal-digger
BROOKE LYNN: But
what are you saying?
JEFFREY: She's a whore.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Next up, Kyne.
KYNE: I am serving you disco
diva meets Yukon gold-digger.
She's dancing.
She's strutting.
She's looking for a new husband
and I am just letting
these judges soak it in.
STACEY: Disco is not dead.
It's gay.
ELISHA: I think her
balls just dropped.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Scarlett BoBo.
JEFFREY: Yee-haw!
ELISHA: Ya-ya-ya!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: I'm serving
this adorable cowboy girl look.
I'm wearing this
handkerchief bra.
The look is fierce.
I would get so much dick atCalgary Stampede in this outfit.
Yee-haw, honey.
ELISHA: Save a horse,
tip a drag queen.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Jimbo.
JIMBO: I'm giving you
rainbow realness.
Walking down the runway,
I am serving 645
working pockets,
but I can't find my bus fare!
The fantasy is alive,
and it's heavy as hell,
and I can't feel my feet.
BROOKE LYNN: Happy Pride!
ELISHA: Tynomi Banks.
ELISHA: Sock it to me, girl.
TYNOMI: I'm serving
Lumber Jane realness,
walking through the woods,
going to my man's cabin.
JEFFREY: Why are
those socks so stiff?
[laughter]
ELISHA: Boa.
BOA: Honey, the fantasy
is Little Miss Potato of PEI.
She glued all of her first-placeribbons to a glittery-ass
green corset, and she is wearingher gorgeous potato crown.
BROOKE LYNN: P-E-ay-yay-yay!
[laughter]
BOA: I am giving you
all sorts of potato.
We've got baked potatoes,
French fries, mashed potatoes.
BROOKE LYNN: I knew it.
Anne has twins. [laughter]
Do you see what happens when
Marilla puts on some makeup?
[laughter]
ELISHA: Juice Boxx.
JUICE BOXX: For this runway,
I am serving
disco ball Flintstones,
my tiny little
booty peeking out.
I am giving you twirls.
I'm giving you this
little ponytail.
I am giving you Much Ru-Sic
Video Prance Ho,
trying to make a dollar.
Just one.
BROOKE LYNN: Ooh,
she can speaker my corner.
ELISHA: Next up, Priyanka.
PRIIYANKA: I'm giving you
catch of the day.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh my god, are
those crabs on her shoes?
There's a shampoo for that.
PRIYANKA: I'm giving
you nautical full
Bollywood fish fantasy,
unlimited crab at your
favourite local restaurant.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies
and gentlemen,
Miss Seafood Platter 2019.
JEFFREY: Mmm.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I do love a queen
who cleans up after herself.
ELISHA: Rita Baga.
RITA: I'm serving frozenrealness, Popsicles, everything.
She's a cold-hearted bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: She just came from
her cryo-therapy appointment.
RITA: I'm giving you
full Quebec-Froid,
and she's got some
cheese curds, baby.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, cheese!
Say cheese.
[laughter]
You've got
to poutine to put out.
♪
ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.
BROOKE LYNN: Based on your
Canuck couture fantasy,
and your runway presentation,
the judges have
made some decisions.
BROOKE LYNN: When
I call your name,
please step forward.
Anastarzia Anaquway,
Kiara,
Ilona Verley,
Scarlett BoBo,
Tynomi Banks,
Priyanka.
You are all
safe.
PRIYANKA: Oh my god.
BROOKE LYNN: You may
head back to the workroom.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, ladies.
You all represent the tops
and bottoms of the week.
Lemon, you had the Jock Scraps.
LEMON: I sure did.
JEFFREY: So I get what
you were going for tonight.
I thought that you were
quirky, and campy, and cute,
but that certainly wasn't
enough for me to buy
what you were selling.
The fit isn't great, and it all,in the end, just seems undone.
BROOKE LYNN: My main
problem with this outfit
is just the shape:
it's just very boxy.
STACEY: I think you have
a great like presence.
However, for me, it was messy.
ELISHA: I think you're adorable
and I think your makeup
looks beautiful tonight.
LEMON: Thank you.
ELISHA: It's funny.
The little details like
the mouth guard on the stocking
and the shoe,
I totally missed.
I actually am
loving it right now.
BROOKE LYNN: I really appreciatethe way you came out here.
You had character, so thank you
for giving us a performance,
even though it was Off-Broadway.
BROOKE LYNN: Off-off-Broadway.
LEMON: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Kyne, unfortunately,
my favourite part
of your outfit,
the bell bottoms,
were falling apart.
It's what my eyes were directly
drawn to, as you were walking.
BROOKE LYNN: Just
watching you walk in it,
it looked like you'd just
come from a Grindr hookup.
You were like
[grunting]
ELISHA: The outfit,
unfortunately,
it gave me a lot of
like Christmas vibes.
Not my favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
STACEY: Okay, first of all,
I gotta say this.
I feel like you went
safe with your outfit.
Make it larger than life.
Go beyond your comfort zone.
KYNE: I felt like I had
gone outside of my box
with these bell bottoms.
I've never had to do
pants like these before.
STACEY: Okay, that's fine,
but bring it up a notch,
and don't be afraid
to really go beyond.
You wanted to say something?
KYNE: Yeah, yeah, I did.
This is a very quintessential
silhouette for me.
I'm very proud of my outfit.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Kyne.
KYNE: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Jimbo!
JIMBO: Hey, hey, hey.
JEFFREY: I tend to have asoft spot for the quirky queens,
but sometimes I think
there's the concern
that that's all there is,
and you've proven tonight that
you are not a one-trick pony.
JIMBO: Thank you.
I have a lot of tricks.
BROOKE LYNN: This outfit
is very creative.
ELISHA: What I love most
is all the different colours
and where you laid them out.
The hard work you
spent, you see.
Job well done.
JIMBO: Thank you so much.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa!
BOA: Hi!
STACEY: You had me in awe
from the time you walked out
by presenting your personality,
your creativity.
So you definitely
captured our attention.
BOA: I was very nervous
to walk on here.
STACEY: No, listen.
The nervousness did not show.
You owned you.
ELISHA: Those boobies
[laughter]
ELISHA: That is wowzers.
BOA: Ka!
ELISHA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: You're just fun.
BOA: You're fun.
BROOKE LYNN: You're fun.
BOA: You're a fun girl.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
[laughter]
Up next, Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: You are certainly
the most polished
on the stage tonight.
BROOKE LYNN: This was
so Montreal, so high camp,
the cabaret style of drag that
Montreal does so beautifully.
You hit presentation
so far out of the park.
STACEY: I love that your look islike polished from head to toe.
It's very high fashion.
Perfect.
I loved it.
RITA: Merci!
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx.
JUICE BOXX: Hi.
JEFFREY: I grew up going
to Much Music Video dances
when I was a kid.
JUICE BOXX: Same.
JEFFREY: I really appreciate
your cutesy little style
and energy you brought out onto
the runway, but unfortunately,
it's not quite
enough to cover up
this outfit.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
JEFFREY: I mean, it's just all
a little bit sloppy for me.
The skirt is just so short,
unpolished, unfinished.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
STACEY: Juice Boxx, hi.
How you doing?
JUICE BOXX: Hi, I'm fine.
STACEY: You sure?
JUICE BOXX: Well, not now!
STACEY: This is messy.
It's very safe.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
STACEY: I'm really trying to
find something positive here,
and honestly, I can't.
BROOKE LYNN: This look is,
I will say,
it's very on-brand for you.
It's very cutesy pop princess.
It's just a little basic.
JUICE BOXX: Yup.
BROOKE LYNN: Are you okay?
JUICE BOXX: I just feel a littlebit of a panic attack coming on.
STACEY: Okay, don't panic.
BROOKE LYNN: Can we get
Juice some water, please?
STACEY: Yeah,
get her some water.
JUICE BOXX: It's
just really cold.
JEFFREY: Just breathe, honey.
JUICE BOXX: I'm sorry.
I am so embarrassed.
STACEY: It's okay.
It's okay.
BROOKE LYNN: Don't be
embarrassed, it's fine.
Juice, here's your robe.
♪
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Know that we
want to see all of you do well.
ELISHA: You didn't get
to hear my critiques.
JUICE BOXX: Oh no, baby.
I'm gonna be here
for your critique,
as soon as that blood
rushes back to my head.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: Yeah, yeah.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: Go for it.
ELISHA: This was
giving me like this cute
like pop princess vibe.
I thought it was adorable.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
ELISHA: Listen, everyone
has their own opinions,
but I actually thought
this was really cute.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Queen to queen,
I know the pressure
of this competition firsthand.
It's intense,
but you're here for a reason,
to find Canada's
next drag superstar,
and this experience will
change your life completely.
While you untuck
in the workroom,
the judges and I
will deliberate.
You may leave.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: What's up?
ILONA: They're back.
SCARLETT: What happened?
JUICE BOXX: I had
a panic attack onstage.
SCARLETT: No!
JUICE BOXX: I had
a full-blown panic attack,
and I just like don't
want to be that person.
KIARA: What did they say?
KYNE: The bottoms are me,
Lemon, and Juice Boxx.
KIARA: No!
KIARA: Yes!
I was ready to be like, "Hey,
guys, yeah, I'm the winner."
BOA: Like, just being up there
for the first time is just
so, so intense.
KYNE: She is top!
SCARLETT: You got in the top?
KYNE: Yes, they loved her!
JUICE BOXX: Kyne is
obviously very upset,
but she's being
a bit of a brat.
Like, really, babe?
SCARLETT: You're top?
KYNE: We are living in
a world where Boa beat me!
BOA: Okay, listen, bitch!
I hand-sewed this
corset all myself,
fitting to each and every curve
of this big meatball
right here, bitch!
BOA: Kyne does not
like my look.
She's giving me
a hard-ass time right now,
and I'm thinking, "Well, maybe
if you weren't such a bitch
"and showed more
personality on the runway,
"you wouldn't be
where you are, honey."
BOA: You gave me this
crazy-ass box, bitch,
and then you took the gold box,
and all they did was ááááááá
read your ass all day, bitch!
KYNE: What I delivered
was my signature style.
This is disco.
This is Kyne.
STARZY: It means absolutely
nothing if you don't
have character on that stage.
ILONA: So Kyne starts
going off, and like,
yeah, we're all
in a competition,
but she has taken it
from like competition
to full-ass telenovela.
KYNE: Boa beat us!
Oh my god.
BOA: Well, I'm amazing, bitch!
Look at me, honey!
ILONA: Settle down.
Inside voices, sissies.
BROOKE LYNN: Okay, just
between us cariboo-boos,
we've got some
decisions to make.
BROOKE LYNN: What do
we think about Lemon?
STACEY: She definitely
owned her look,
but at the end of the day,
the outfit,
it was a complete mess.
JEFFREY: She was going forfootball player and cheerleader,
and it just was all too much.
ELISHA: That put
a sour taste in my mouth.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I appreciated
how she was able
to take criticism, though.
JEFFREY: Agreed.
ELISHA: Yes.
BROOKE LYNN: She
took it gracefully.
She did not fight back.
There was no sour looks.
[laughter]
Speaking of sour looks,
Kyne
Did y'all get that attitude?
STACEY: Oh, yes.
JEFFREY: Clearly
not a pageant queen,
not someone who's grown up
learning to take critique.
I think that's part of thedanger with social media queens.
They're so used to receiving
all of these accolades
and just constant affirmation.
ELISHA: She thought
she had a winner,
but it didn't hit the mark.
BROOKE LYNN: And those balls on
the bottom, she couldn't walk.
STACEY: Kyne had
a very snobbish attitude,
so she needs to like suck up
whatever she's feeling
and know that we're here
to help her, not to hinder her.
BROOKE LYNN: What do
we all think of Jimbo?
JEFFREY: So colourful
and fun and vibrant.
BROOKE LYNN: Rainbow colours
are hard to work with.
That's hard to
make look fashion,
and I really think she did
a good job with what she had.
STACEY: Her personality is
just so wild and out there,
outrageous and quirky.
ELISHA: She did not cut corners,and I appreciated that.
BROOKE LYNN: Moving on, Boa.
JEFFREY: What a little weirdo.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Oh my gosh.
JEFFREY: She's fantastic.
Her personality really
shone through tonight.
I knew within a minute
exactly who she is.
ELISHA: The outfit itself was
like a meld of like Peter Pan,
and Poison Ivy, and Anne
of Green Gables, but yet,
here I am, can't take
my eyes off of her.
BROOKE LYNN: That outfit
should not have worked.
ELISHA: No!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: And it was weird,
and I was like,
"Why do I like this?
"I shouldn't like this."
But I liked it.
STACEY: You have to be able
to engage the audience.
That is key when it comes to
a runway, and she, you know,
she did that very well.
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx.
JEFFREY: There was just really
nothing about the outfit
that I liked.
The wig was a shake and go.
The skirt was unpolished,
unfinished.
I could see the hem
rolling up at the bottom.
It was just so unflattering.
BROOKE LYNN: Her personality is
so bubbly and loveable and fun,
but that look was like
Party City Wilma Flintstone.
JEFFREY: Eeh.
STACEY: It's not like she
didn't have a lot of options.
She had options.
She had CDs.
BROOKE LYNN: Do
you remember CDs?
STACEY: Yeah, she had CDs.
I'm still using them.
BROOKE LYNN: You still use CDs?
ELISHA: Yes.
STACEY: You too, right, Elisha?
ELISHA: No, I don't, no.
STACEY: To me,
she could have done
so much more with her outfit.
ELISHA: I feel bad
'cause I think I understand
what she was trying to go for.
JEFFREY: Mm-hm.
BROOKE LYNN: And finally,
last but certainly not least,
Rita Baga.
STACEY: Love, love,
love, love Rita Baga.
ELISHA: That outfit
was elevated.
The taste level was
through the roof.
BROOKE LYNN: I love that
detail of the Roots mittens.
ELISHA: Kind of have
a crush on Rita.
JEFFREY: I wanted to crawl
into her igloo and just
cuddle up there
and stay there all night.
BROOKE LYNN: I know who she isafter seeing her on that runway.
She is a campy
Quebecois queen.
They are very over the top
and cabaret,
and so I thought that was areally nice nod to her province.
And the cheese curds,
I wanted some of those!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I think the three
of us have made our decision.
Bring back our loons.
[loon call]
[laughter]
ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.
BROOKE LYNN: Each week,
the three of us have to decide
who stays and who sashays away.
So many queens from
across Canada applied,
but you all made it here,
and that is an accomplishment
that nobody can
take away from you.
Just by being here,
you should all be so proud.
Jimbo, well,
zipperdy-do-dah-gay.
You served us rainbow right.
Boa, girl,
life gave you spuds,
and you made tater-ade.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga,
we loved you from
cold front to back.
Rita Baga
Con-drag-ulations.
[applause]
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
RITA: Thank you!
Happiness!
BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a $5,000 shopping spree
from our friends at Roots.
RITA: Thank you!
BROOKE LYNN: You may
join the other girls.
RITA: Yay!
RITA: This, right now,
is her-story.
I won the first ever
maxi challenge
on Canada's Drag Race!
BROOKE LYNN: Boa and Jimbo,
you are both safe.
You may both step
to the back of the stage.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,
we can see
that you have plenty of juice.
We just wish that you had
used more of your box.
I'm so sorry, my dear,
but you are up
for elimination.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne,
we love balls.
We love them.
But on the runway,you didn't gold-dig deep enough.
Lemon, you brought your
anime game to the runway
but your sports look
wasn't super kawaii.
Lemon
I'm sorry to say that
you are up for elimination.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you are safe.
However, during your critiques,
all of the judges got
serious pushback from you.
There's a fine line between
confidence and arrogance.
We all suggest you find it.
You may join the other girls.
KYNE: Oh, sorry.
[laughter]
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Two queens
stand before us.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
of Carly Rae Jepsen's
"I Really Like You."
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress us
and save yourself
from elimination.
ELISHA: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for your life.
♪
LEMON: I feel terrible,like I did not think that I'd be
bottom two this early on.
I did not think that my look
was deserving of bottom two.
I am really shaken up.
JUICE BOXX: Sorry, sis,
but someone's gotta go.
This is gonna be
a full-out bloodbath.
It's gonna be a show.
ELISHA: Good luck,
and don't áááá it up.
♪
♪
I really want to stop
but I just got a taste for it ♪
I feel like I could fly
with the boy on the moon ♪
So honey, hold my hand
You like making me
wait for it ♪
I feel like I could die
Walking up to the room,
oh yeah ♪
Late night,
watching television ♪
But how'd we get
in this position? ♪
It's way too soon
LEMON: There is no way
I'm going home.
I don't care what it takes.
I love Juice Boxx so much,
but I'm about to send
this bitch packing.
Tell you something
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much?
I'm so in my head
When we're out of touch
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Who gave you eyes like that?
Said you could keep them?
I don't know how to act
Or if I should be leaving
TYNOMI: This lip synch
right now is fire.
Going out of my mind I need to tell you something
Yeah, I need to
tell you something ♪
Yeah, I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really really
really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much?
[Did I say too much?] ♪
I'm so in my head
[I'm so in my head] ♪
When we're out of touch
[When we're out of touch] ♪
I really really really
really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Yeah, I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
[cheering and applause]
BOA: Good job, bitch!
Yes!
Wow.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, I hope
you're all paying attention.
That is how you lip synch
for your life.
But a decision must be made.
♪
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon
Chante, you stay.
♪
BROOKE LYNNE: You may
join the other girls.
LEMON: I love you.
JUICE BOXX: It's okay.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,
you may not have brought
home the Canadian bacon,
but you will always be
our Canadian pork chop.
JUICE BOXX: Ha-ha.
BROOKE LYNN: Now sip on that.
JUICE BOXX: I will.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate it all
from the bottom of my heart.
This is an amazing opportunity,
and I'm just so happy
that I got to be
a part of it.
And now I'm part of those
like pantheon of girls
that went home first.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: It breaks
my heart to say this,
but sashay away.
We love you.
JUICE BOXX: I love you too.
BROOKE LYNN: And you should
be so proud of yourself.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
I am.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate it.
BROOKE LYNN: We love you.
Thank you.
JEFFREY: We love you.
[applause]
JUICE BOXX: Bye, ááááá!
[laughter]
♪
JUICE BOXX: I'm proud of myself
that I made it here.
I never thought that I
would even have a chance
to get on Drag Race, and here
I am on the first season
of Canada's Drag Race,
and I put up a ááááááá fight.
I came, I saw,
I got stuck on my outfit,
I fell in the mini challenge,
and then I danced my ass off.
There you go, Canada,
suck on that.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Well,
con-drag-ulations, ladies.
And remember, stay true
north strong and fierce.
Now let the music play!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
paint it on ♪
You wear it well
That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: Inspired by
the iconic Heritage Minutes,
you will be overacting
in two her-itage moments.
JEFFREY: Action.
STARZY: Someone call the doctor
because I'm feeling sick-ening!
BOA: A sexist place, full of
Oh my god!
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
PRIYANKA: Just say the lines.
Just say the lines, Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you were
not too pleased on the runway.
KYNE: You know what?
I forgive you.
SCARLETT: Bitch, you're
gonna forgive Brooke Lynn?!
STACEY: You killed it for me.
GUEST HOST: I just wrote,
"Yassss!"
JEFFREY: The fact that you are
new to this isn't very relevant
because she slayed the game.
♪
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PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.
What's my name?
Do you love me?
I can't believe I'm here!
[screams]
PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.
I've only been doing
drag for two years,
but you wouldn't know that
because I'm an icon.
[screaming]
PRIYANKA: If you came
to a Priyanka show,
you would see good hair,
a really shiny costume,
a lot of dancing,
and I'd probably end up
making out with you.
I think that sounds like
a good time, doesn't it?
I'm the first ever queen
to walk on Canada's Drag Race!
This is so crazy!
Before I started drag,
I was a kids' television host.
But now being a drag queen,
I'm finally being
like the real me!
PRIYANKA: I didn't even
see the maple leaf!
Canada's about to bring it.
I don't think y'all are ready.
Alright, next queen,
bring her in!
ILONA: Alright, party girls,
we're just about to walk into
the work room
for the first time,
and I'm gonna let
these poors have it.
Thanks for tuning in.
Bye!
♪
ILONA: I'm Ilona Verley,
and I'm a ááááááá bitch.
I'm from Vancouver, BC.
I'm known for having
a very sickening Instagram.
My drag is always ostrich
feathers, rhinestones,
has to be monochromatic,
and just sickening, iconic.
ILONA: Hello!
PRIYANKA: Hi!
How are you?
ILONA: Oh, first two!
PRIYANKA: Hi, what's your name?
ILONA: Ilona.
PRIYANKA: Ilona, do you have
a big following on Instagram?
ILONA: I have
a pretty big following.
PRIYANKA: Okay, word.
ILONA: And it's all real.
PRIYANKA: Are you
calling mine fake?
ILONA: I mean, I know
a lot of girls in Toronto
buy their followers, but
let's say that at least
half of yours are real.
PRIYANKA: What?!
ILONA: I'm just being a bitch.
It's what I'm good at.
♪
ILONA: Ah!
KIARA: En Francais,
s'il vous plait.
KIARA: I'm Kiara.
I'm 21.
I'm from Montreal.
I'm pretty, and I'm versatile.
KIARA: The full Kiara experienceis hair flips, somersaults,
dips, whatever you want.
I put on a show.
KIARA: Hi, girls.
ILONA & PRIYANKA: Hi!
KIARA: I've been doing
drag for only two years,
but people are calling me
Montreal's next rising star,
so I guess I'll take it.
KIARA: [kisses]
PRIYANKA: So French.
KIARA: My main weakness
as a queen is that
I er
Um
[laughs]
Oh, shit, I'm flawless.
Sorry.
[laughs]
♪
JUICE BOXX: Mmm!
You like that?
KIARA: Oh my god.
JUICE BOXX: My name
is Juice Boxx.
I'm 31,
from Essex, Ontario.
Live in Toronto.
JUICE BOXX: Mmm.
JUICE BOXX: I'm very sensual.
I love to whip my hair around.
I want the other queens
to look at me and think like,
"Oh my god,
she's so ááááááá hot."
JUICE BOXX: I'm stuck.
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
JUICE BOXX: Help.
I don't want to rip my tights.
I'm stuck.
ILONA: Just ááááááá
let it happen.
JUICE BOXX: Got it.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Iconic.
Do you want a redo?
JUICE BOXX: Can I do it again?
ILONA: Take two!
[laughter]
♪
STARZY: If you don't
know my name,
just call me Mother.
STARZY: I am
Anastarzia Anaquway,
and I represent
the pageant queens.
Everything I wear
I make myself,
and everything
will fit to a T.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Hi, pageant queen!
STARZY: I spent
the last 17 years
competing around the world.
I've collected so many titles:
Miss Bahamas,
Miss Caribbean International,
Miss Gay Toronto,
Miss Canada International
and, of course,
Miss Black Continental,
which I am the reigning.
ILONA: Why do you
need Drag Race, then?
Get outta here.
[laughter]
Get outta here.
STARZY: Everyone knows
Starzy is a star!
[laughter]
♪
♪
♪
LEMON: Pucker up,
motherááááer.
ILONA: Oh-ho!
[all exclaiming]
LEMON: I'm Lemon,
just like the citrus fruit.
♪
LEMON: I'm from Toronto,
but I live in New York City,
and I'm gorgeous, hilarious,
and sour as hell.
I'm a dancer.
It was my love for dance
that ended up bringing me
to New York City.
I got into a school there,
and then after that,
I found drag
and kind of was like,
"Oh, this is what
I'm meant to be doing."
JUICE BOXX: Oh, she's
giving you those real legs.
LEMON: I have walked
New York Fashion Week.
I have competed in every
single drag competition
in New York City,
and I've won all of them,
so yeah, bitch works hard.
LEMON: Oh my god!
Hi, bitches.
PRIYANKA: I love your duvet.
ILONA: Ooh!
LEMON: Just my couch.
LEMON: I know I'm
one of the best dancers
that Drag Race has ever seen.
LEMON: There we go.
She made it.
PRIYANKA: All the way
from New York.
LEMON: So I'm about to make
these girls feel real bitter.
♪
SCARLETT: You didn't think you
could bring the race to Canada
without Scarlett Bobo, did you?
A-ha-ha!
SCARLETT: My name
is Scarlett Bobo,
and I'm your favourite
circus freak. [laughs]
SCARLETT: Yes!
SCARLETT: I've been
doing drag for 12 years.
I'm like a hippie,
wild child, punk rock star,
wrapped up into one bow-bow.
[chuckles]
ILONA: Bobo!
SCARLETT: [squealing]
STARZY: And of course
it's Bobo.
She's weird as hell.
SCARLETT: Yeah!
STARZY: But one of Toronto's
headline entertainers.
KIARA: And you're
Toronto, right?
SCARLETT: Yeah.
SCARLETT: The drag scene inToronto is insanely competitive.
There's 20 new drag queens
that pop up a week,
fighting each other,
and clawing for that gig.
JUICE BOXX: Toronto has
the best drag in the world.
We work harder than like
even New York queens.
LEMON: No.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Okay, whatever.
[laughs]
♪
STARZY: Oh.
KYNE: Attention 5s,
a 10 has just arrived.
[all exclaiming]
KYNE: My name's Kyne.
I'm 21 years old,
from Kitchener, Ontario.
When you come to a Kyne show,
you are gonna get goddess.
I sing, I act, I dance.
They don't call me
the dancing diva
of the Kitchener-Waterloo
Cambridge tri-city area
for nothing.
KYNE: Yeah!
[all cheering]
KYNE: Lots of people know me
for my YouTube channel,
over 100,000 subscribers.
I show people how to make wigs,
how to sew costumes.
I am the queen of social media.
KIARA: I learned styling
my wigs by your videos.
KYNE: Really?
KIARA: Yeah, I did.
KYNE: Oh!
KYNE: I've taught 100,000 peoplehow to do drag in my videos,
and I'm here to teach 11 more.
♪
[all gasp]
JUICE BOXX: What?
PRIYANKA: What the áááá?
[moo sound effect]
BOA: I am not like
udderqueens.
[laughter]
BOA: My name is Boa,
the bitch on arrival,
originally from Windsor,
24 years old, and I am what?
Constipated.
[clicks tongue]
[all gasp]
JUICE BOXX: I am
floored to see Boa.
Boa has a bad rep in Toronto.
She's messy and she's a littleannoying, but she's super funny.
BOA: Ah
[laughter]
BOA: Splits, high kicks,
death drops, jumps,
I do none of it.
BOA: [screams]
PRIYANKA: Boa, Boa, Boa!
JUICE BOXX: How did
you get past security?
PRIYANKA: Oh my God!
BOA: Queens in this competition
are gonna doubt me.
They're gonna underestimate me,and that is ááááááá okay,
bitch, because that is how
I'm gonna snatch the crown.
BOA: Let's start the milking!
[all exclaiming]
♪
♪
RITA: Bonjour, hi!
Say hello
to the queen of Montreal.
RITA: Bonjour.
Je suis Rita Baga,
32 ans, et je suis
la queen supreme de Montreal.
RITA: And embrace!
RITA: So embrace
this thick accent.
RITA: Hello!
[all cheering]
KIARA: Rita is
a big deal in Montreal.
She's a house queen.
She's fierce.
She always has gorgeous looks.
KIARA: She gave me
my first gig in Montreal.
KYNE: Really?
RITA: They do.
They all know I'm old now.
Thank you.
RITA: I've been doing drag
for the past 13 years.
I've been voted four times
Best Drag of Montreal.
KYNE: My name's Kyne.
RITA: Kind?
KYNE: Yes.
Kyne.
RITA: Kyne.
KYNE: Yes.
RITA: Kyne.
KYNE: Qui, weh.
RITA: Weh?
Oui, Kyne?
KYNE: Oui.
RITA: I'll get it.
RITA: The new generation, they
do call me a legend sometimes,
and I'm always like,
"I'm not that old, bitch."
ILONA: I'm glad you guys
don't only speak French
'cause that would
have been scary,
'cause all I can say is
"Est-que je peux
allez a toilet?"
RITA: But do you want to go now?ILONA: To the toilet?
RITA: Yeah, was
that a real request?
ILONA: Not right now.
RITA: Oh, okay.
JIMBO: Oh, wow!
Oh my
God!
STARZY: Wha
What's happening right now?
JIMBO: Okay.
JIMBO: My name is Jimbo.
I am 37 years old,
and I am a run of the mill guy.
JIMBO: I'm going
to spin in a circle.
JIMBO: At a Jimbo show,
many people come just to see
what costume I've made
or what weird idea I have
or what I'm gonna be
pulling out of where.
I have a reputation for being
a strange and amazing show.
SCARLETT: You look fierce, girl!
JIMBO: I wouldn't say
I have a signature look.
My signature is that I do what
I want when I want to do it.
PRIYANKA: I want to hire
you for my birthday party.
JIMBO: You can!
PRIYANKA: Can you
do magic tricks?
JIMBO: I can make
my dick disappear.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Ah!
TYNOMI: Serving body
and giving face.
Watch out, Canada.
I'm here to win this race.
[all exclaiming]
TYNOMI: I'm Tynomi Banks
from Toronto, Ontario.
If Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbellhad a little love child,
it would be me.
I can be soft,
and oh so cute, or
[clears throat] ready
to give this ááááááá neck,
and attitude all the ááááááá[laughs]
All the time.
[all cheering]
TYNOMI: Hi!
KIARA: Hi, I'm Kiara.
LEMON: Tynomi is here,
and I was fully a backup dancer
for her when I was 18.
I'm so gagged
that she is here.
SCARLETT: ááááááá legend!
TYNOMI: How are you doing?
Look at you.
SCARLETT: Bitch,
I am floored seeing Tynomi
walk in the work room.This competition just turned up.
SCARLETT: This is it.
TYNOMI: This is all?
Am I the last one
to pop through?
[laughs]
I think they saved
the best for last.
[groans and laughter]
SCARLETT: Last one in,
first one out, bitch!
TYNOMI: So, um, who's ready?
I'm ready.
BOA: I'm ready.
I'm ááááááá ready!
[siren blasts]
[all exclaiming]
SCARLETT: It's starting!
RUPAUL: Oh, Canada.
She done already
done had herses.
My Canadian queens
[all cheering]
RUPAUL: Welcome to the family.
SCARLETT: Yay!
RUPAUL: After many years
of dreaming, it's official.
We're looking for Canada's
first drag superstar.
Now, I have one thing to say.
It's aboot time, eh?
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: It feels
insane to actually hear
her voice addressing us.
RUPAUL: So spread your
charisma, uniqueness, nerve,
and talent across
the great white north
for the whole wide world to see.
Give it your best shot,
ladies, and whatever you do,
don't áááá it up.
[all cheering]
[cheering and applause]
ILONA: Wow!
STACEY: Bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi!
[all cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: My god!
PRIYANKA: He's so butch!
[cheering and laughter]
KYNE: Oh my god, the judges
walk in, and I am so gagged!
JUICE BOXX: Stacey is stunning!
It's crazy to see her in person.
BOA: Brooke Lynn is
the queen of the north.
TYNOMI: Jeffrey
PRIYANKA: He's so hot!
TYNOMI: Oh my gosh,
his skin is like caramel.
[laughter]
STACEY: Wagwan, darlings!
[cheering and applause]
STACEY: You all look incredible!
KIARA: Thank you.
ILONA: So do you!
STACEY: We are so thrilled
to be your judges
and mentors for the season.
[cheering and applause]
STACEY: You are allnow officially in a relationship
with a throuple.
ILONA: Ooh.
[laughs]
JEFFREY: That's right.
Each week,
all three of us will decide
who stays and who
sashays away.
LEMON: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: Take it from moi,
Drag Race is like
a long, hard
relentless Prairie winter.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: But I
can promise you
it's gonna be worth it.
ILONA: Ooh!
JEFFREY: Because in the end,the winner of Canada's Drag Race
will be crowed Canada's
first Drag Superstar!
[all cheering]
JEFFREY: And prance away with
a year's worth of hotel stays
from our friends at Hilton.
[all exclaiming]
LEMON: Yes, Paris!
Give it to us.
JEFFREY: And a cash prize
of $100,000.
[all cheering]
PRIYANKA: Take the money!
TYNOMI: Skip the coins!
BROOKE LYNN: It's about
to rain loonies, bitches!
[laughter and cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace.
[all cheering]
STACEY: Okay, who's ready
for their closeup?
ALL: Me!
STACEY: Well, get ready
because winter is coming.
TYNOMI: Oh!
JIMBO: Brr, chilly!
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
STACEY: Let's go!
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
a year of hotel stays
from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Heights.
With tonight's extra special
guest host, Elisha Cuthbert.
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Ilona Verley, welcome
to the stunningly realistic
Rocky Mountains.
ILONA: Oh my gosh!
STACEY: Say hello to our
photographer, Matt Barnes.
ILONA: Hello, Matt Barnes!
MATT: Hi, how are you?
STACEY: He's shot everyone from
Orville Peck, Ariana Grande,
and our own
Brooke Lynn Heights.
So you got some big shoes
to fill, literally. [laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: I'm a size 6.
STACEY: [whispered]
No, she's not.
BROOKE LYNN: But let's
get down to business.
To celebrate Drag Race
coming to our
áááá and native land,
you will have
five minutes to scale
this Canadian Rocky Mountain,
and plant your flag
at its snowy peak.
ILONA: Oh, I have to
walk up it in heels?
Oh, sickening.
JEFFREY: The queen with
the coolest shot wins.
ILONA: Word, okay.
BROOKE LYNN: But be careful.
We hear there's
a cold snap moving in.
Are you ready,
Ilona?
ILONA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Go!
ILONA: Ah-ha-ha!
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ILONA: Oh my god,
I already lost a nail.
ILONA: Listen,
I'm used to social climbing,
but climbing a literal mountain
in heels while holding a flag?
Uh-oh-uh
ILONA: Gonna be taking this off.It's really hot.
JEFFREY: The Abominable
Snow Queen is stripping!
ILONA: Bye, bitch.
ILONA: I was trying to be like,
oh, like, sexy girl!
All Marilyn Monroe.
BROOKE LYNN: You know,I do love a built-in glory hole.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ILONA: Oh!
No, no, no, no!
ILONA: Oh my gosh,
there's a big ááááááá fan.
STACEY: Oh!
Oh geez, take the ring out!
[judges exclaiming]
ILONA: [screaming]
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
JEFFREY: Honey, yes!
ILONA: That was so dramatic!
ILONA: I will do anything
for a good serve.
ILONA: [screams]
JEFFREY: Oh!
BROOKE LYNN: There you go!
STACEY: Priyanka!
PRIYANKA: [screams]
[laughter]
MATT: Yeah, that's nice.
PRIYANKA: I'm up there on
the mountain feeling my oats.
Then
[wind machine turns on]
PRIYANKA: What?
PRIYANKA: What do you mean?
No!
[screams]
[judges laughing]
My eyelashes gonna fall off,
motherááááááá!
STACEY: Focus, girl, focus.
PRIYANKA: [screaming]
STACEY: Oh, right.
BROOKE LYNNE: Is
that called a smize?
STACEY: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNNE: Come
on down, Priyanka.
JEFFREY: Scarlett Bobo!
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
this is ááááááá gag-worthy.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
BROOKE LYNN: I think
I've seen this porn.
Sid Vicious,
White Christmas.
SCARLETT: [coughing]
I just took a ááááááá load.
[laughter]
Oh my god!
JEFFREY: Rita Baga!
RITA: Okay!
Whaaaaaat?
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Her
tuck is separatist.
JEFFREY: Hello, Kiara!
KIARA: [screaming]
JEFFREY: Ooh, the forecast
is fierce blizzard.
KIARA: Oh!
BROOKE LYNN: Pop it
like it's cold, honey.
KIARA: Thank you, guys.
JEFFREY: Anastarzia Anaquway!
Ooh, oh!
There she blows!
STARZY: Ooh, ooh,
it's in my throat.
It's in my nose.
Ooh!
Ooh!
STARZY: [coughing]
BROOKE LYNN: Now, that's
what I call an Okanagan Trail.
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
MATT: Let's see some booty.
Yeah, work that whole space.
BROOKE LYNN: Dance hall queen
in a blizzard scene.
TYNOMI: [laughs]
BOA: Oh my god!
BROOKE LYNN: Bitch
on arrival, Miss Boa!
BROOKE LYNN: Is she
getting ready to charge?
BOA: Ow, ah!
[laughs]
JEFFREY: She's
really milking it.
BROOKE LYNN: First prize
in the country fair.
JEFFREY: Lemon!
LEMON: Ooh, oh yeah.
Ooh, the Rocky Mountains.
[laughter]
LEMON: I'm trying to serve
this high glamour, like,
"Oh, I'm climbing a mountain,
I'm beautiful,"
but my eyelashes are like this,
and my whole head is like this,
and I just feel
a little bit like Oooh!
LEMON: Huh!
JEFFREY: Ooh, I can
see her lemon torte.
[laughter]
KYNE: Ready for my closeup.
MATT: That's great.
KYNE: I'm thinking
it's just a simple photo shoot.
BROOKE LYNNE: Puppies,
I adore puppies!
[laughter]
KYNE: And then,
blizzard hits.
STACEY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Hold onto
your hat, honey!
KYNE: Woo!
KYNE: I'm just trying to stay
fierce and find my light.
KYNE: Woo!
MATT: Nice.
JEFFREY: Nice or naughty?
JEFFREY: Juice Boxx!
JUICE BOXX: I'm trying to
be dainty and graceful,
and I'm trying to serve you
like, "Yeah, I'm gorgeous."
JEFFREY: This angel's
about to take flight!
JUICE BOXX: So
I feel really good.
JEFFREY: So graceful.
JUICE BOXX: Bye!
JEFFREY: Ooh!
STACEY: Aiee!
JUICE BOXX: Of course I fall.
JUICE BOXX: Are
my wings still on?
JEFFREY: Jimbo!
JIMBO: Wow, a big slide!
JEFFREY: Welcome to
the Rocky Mountains.
JIMBO: I don't like the cold.
JIMBO: I'm from Victoria,
and we don't have snow,
and I'm terrified.
What is all this white
stuff all around me?
JIMBO: Oh, this is
actually quite nice!
[laughter]
JIMBO: I thought this
was gonna be hard.
[laughter]
JIMBO: Oh wow, I love the snow.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
[laughter]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[laughter]
♪
JIMBO: Wow.
STACEY: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
JIMBO: That was a blow job!
SCARLETT: Can someone
help me take this off?
PRIYANKA: Oh!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Yeah,
that feels so good.
STARZY: [gasps]
Look at you guys!
Who the hell are you?
KYNE: So, everyone's
de-dragging.
I am looking around for
cute boys, and clearly,
nobody is cuter than me.
JUICE BOXX: I'm surprised
they didn't ask me
to be on the pit crew.
[laughter]
I want to see what Jimbo
looks like out of drag.
JIMBO: I don't even know!
What am I gonna look like?
SCARLETT: All of us are like
ILONA: [laughs]
SCARLETT: There could have
been anybody under there.
My mom could have
been under there.
[laughs]
JIMBO: Ah!
[all exclaiming]
BOA: Oh my god.
PRIYANKA: And what do we get?
A daddy.
PRIYANKA: Hi, Jimbo.
JIMBO: Hey!
PRIYANKA: You want some Boyanka?
TYNOMI: So gross.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Wow, that expedition
really changed y'all, huh?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: But one of you peaked
at just the right time.
The winner of today's
mini challenge is
♪
JEFFREY: Kyne.
KYNE: Yay!
[cheering and applause]
JEFFREY: Congratulations.
KYNE: What do I win?
JEFFREY: You've won $1,000 of
latex couture from Polymorphe.
KYNE: Whoa!
KYNE: I won the first minichallenge on Canada's Drag Race!
Woo!
These bitches better remember.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies,
I hope you're all thawed out
with your claws out,
'cause this race
is about to get real.
I've always wanted to say this.
[laughs]
Oh, pit crew!
SCARLETT: Oh my gosh.
ILONA: Oh, oh!
PRIYANKA: Yes!
ILONA: Come over here.
SCARLETT: Ooh!
[all exclaiming]
KIARA: The pit crew's coming in,
and the hormones
are coming in too, honey!
Oh, I feel so hot!
SCARLETT: Oh, yummy.
Ai-ai-ai.
STACEY: For this week's
maxi challenge,
you need to design and create
a high fashion look
for the runway
using these boxes
stuffed with items
that scream "O Canada."
JEFFREY: And no Canuck couture
would be complete without
some classic Canadian
fabrics and accessories,
provided by our
friends at Roots.
[all cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, because you
conquered the mini challenge,
you get to choose your own box,
and assign the other
presents to your sisters.
SCARLETT: Be nice to us!
JUICE BOXX: Don't
make enemies day one!
BROOKE LYNN: So, Kyne,
what box are you gonna
choose for yourself?
KYNE: I'm not saying
I'm a gold-digger,
but I'm gonna take
the Yukon gold-digger box.
KYNE: I don't know what
material is in these boxes,
but this box is just
screaming my name.
BROOKE LYNN: We have Lemon.
What gift are you
bestowing on her?
KYNE: I sort of hear
whispers of what people want,
and then I just hmm,
give them something else.
KYNE: You are gonna
get jock scraps.
LEMON: I'm a
professional dancer.
I have no ááááááá idea whatsports are, but let's play ball.
BROOKE LYNN: Alright.
Up next, we have Ilona Verley.
KYNE: Muskokurrrrr!
ILONA: Ahh!
BROOKE LYNN: Next, Rita Baga.
KYNE: Quebec-froid.
QUEENS: Ooh.
KYNE: Because you're Quebecois.
BROOKE LYNN: What present would
you like to give to Jimbo here?
KYNE: Rain-blow it up.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka
KYNE: Gone fishy.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Boa.
KYNE: No other choice other
than Man of Green Gay-bles.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Kiara
KYNE: Like a Prairie.
KIARA: Thank you!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNNE: Tynomi Banks.
KYNE: Lumber Janes.
TYNOMI: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Anastarzia
Anaquway.
KYNE: Canada Gay.
STARZY: Ah.
BROOKE LYNN: Scarlett BoBo.
KYNE: Glam-pede.
SCARLETT: Oh!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: She does
like to ride a cowboy.
[laughter]
And last, but not least,
Juicy Boxx.
KYNE: Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.
SCARLETT: See?
JUICE BOXX: I like that.
I'm into that.
JEFFREY: Ladies, you'll be
judged on how well you express
your personal drag style,
and tomorrow,
you'll debut your
eleganza extravaganza
on the main stage.
[cheering and applause]
JEFFREY: where we'll
be joined by this week's
extra special guest host,
Elisha Cuthbert.
PRIYANKA: [screams]
[all exclaiming]
JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[all cheering]
PRIYANKA: Come on, guys!
KYNE: Oh my god!
TYNOMI: Look at all this.
LEMON: Ooh!
LEMON: For this maxi challenge,
we have to create
high fashion looks
incorporating Roots products
from our O Canada boxes.
LEMON: I just want to wear this.
SCARLETT: Oh my god, look
at all my Roots bandanas!
JIMBO: Oh, zippers,
zippers, zippers.
Amazing!
PRIYANKA: You got crabs?
Who got crabs?
I do not have crabs.
Well, there was one time.
STARZY: [groans]
STARZY: So I get this box.
I'm rumbling through,
taking everything out,
and then the magical fabric.
STARZY: Yeah-ha-ha!
BOA: [laughs]
STARZY: Oh, life!
And then this Roots ribbing.
Whatever it is I make,
it's going to be fabulous.
STARZY: I'm good, baby.
[laughs]
BOA: Oh my god.
BOA: I am assigned
the Man of Green Gay-bles box.
Girl, I don't know anything
about Anne of Green Gables.
I don't know her.
I never met her.
BOA: Potatoes.
I got potatoes.
BOA: There are potatoes.
What the áááá am I
gonna do with potatoes?
LEMON: A hockey stick.
[laughs]
LEMON: So my box
is Jock Scraps.
Tennis balls,
badminton things,
and sports equipment
that I don't know the names of.
LEMON: Ooh.
So many of whatever these are.
JUICE BOXX: Spaghetti straps.
LEMON: No, but what
are they in, like, life?
Is anyone athletic?
No.
No one here is.
JUICE BOXX: Oh!
LEMON: Have you
ever played a sport?
PRIYANKA: I played
European handball.
[laughter]
LEMON: So, no,
you've never played a sport.
Yeah, that doesn't count.
[laughs]
TYNOMI: I'm getting ideas,
everyone.
I'll probably have
these sides like this.
PRIYANKA: That's a moo-moo.
TYNOMI: No, no, no.
Bitch, relax.
[laughter]
RITA: I've got plenty
of things from my home town.
RITA: I get assigned
the Quebec-froid box.
It's a dream.
Thank you, Kyne.
It's full of mittens,
blankets,
and stuff that looks
like the Quebec flag.
I can see all the things
that I like from my hometown.
RITA: Oh!
BOA: Oh my god, bitch,
can I have those, please?
Feed me.
RITA: I'm really happy to
see these cheese curds, baby.
She's been eating it for years.
RITA: I just ate my costume.
ILONA: Oh, what's this?
This looks fierce.
Oh, feathers.
Very, very my culture.
Okay, I feel like I literally
just jumped in a bush
with this box.
Okay, this red leather
is actually a moment.
It's also kind of my culture.
KYNE: You're First Nations?
ILONA: Yeah, from the rez, girl.[laughs]
SCARLETT: What tribe?
ILONA: Skuppah.
ILONA: As an indigenous person,I think it's very important that
I'm representing all
of my Nlaka'pamux people
and my tribe, Skuppah.
Growing up, I was
so in this mindset of like,
you are male;
you have to be male.
Then as I grew up and gotmore involved in my own culture,
I learned about being queer
and being two-spirit,
which means finding yourself
in between the male
and the female energy,
but acknowledging both of them.
ILONA: This is like
how I grew up.
I grew up in a small
farming town with hunters.
ILONA: It's really important
to me that I talk about
being two-spirit, and I talk
about being Indigenous,
and be proud of who I am,and hopefully be able to inspire
others to just be themselves.
ILONA: Oh, okay,
this is not my colour scheme
but we're gonna
make it happen.
LEMON: Oh my god,
what the áááá is this?
JUICE BOXX: Kyne assigns me
Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.
I've got tapes.
I've got CDs.
I have scrunchies.
JUICE BOXX: Oh, I have
hundreds of these.
JUICE BOXX: So I'm
just kind of like
"Now what do I do?"
LEMON: So, do you sew?
JUICE: I can put two
pieces of fabric together,
so I can make it work.
JUICE BOXX: Sewing's
not my strong suit,
but I'm gonna make
the best out of it,
and I'm gonna figure it out.
JUICE BOXX: How do
you break these?
Is this dangerous?
Can you cut CDs?
Yes.
JUICE BOXX: I just start
chopping away at these CDs.
JUICE BOXX: I'm gonna
give you this like mirror.
LEMON: Oh, love that.
JUICE BOXX: Like, right?
JUICE BOXX: I want to give you
that sexy Juice Boxx feel,
so I just want to be able to
find something that's gonna
show that off in a good way.
JUICE BOXX: I'm literally just
gonna like cut these for hours.
JIMBO: Wow, look
at all your gold.
KYNE: I know!
JIMBO: Oh, wow.
KYNE: I went for
the Yukon Gold Digger box.
KYNE: Ornaments.
KYNE: I'm thinking I can
do disco diva fantasy.
I design and sew
pretty much all of my looks.
They all come out of this head.
JIMBO: Are you a sewer?
KYNE: Yeah, I sew
lots of my costumes.
KYNE: And so I think that shouldintimidate the other queens.
KYNE: Does everybody
like the choices
that I picked out for them?
BOA: I hate you!
I hate you!
KYNE: I didn't want to have to
be the one to choose the boxes,
but I can't help but win.
I
I can't help it.
SCARLETT: Kyne is
starting to hit a nerve.
KYNE: What's going on over here?
SCARLETT: Uh, a lot of
ááááááá handkerchiefs, bitch.
[laughter]
KYNE: Do you sew?
SCARLETT: No.
KYNE: [laughs] No?
It was nice getting
to know you.
ILONA: [gasps]
BOA: Damn!
KYNE: I'll leave you
to it, kiddo.
[laughter]
♪
♪
BOA: We're back!
TYNOMI: Ooh, girl!
PRIYANKA: Don't, Boa!
ILONA: It's the first
elimination day,
and we have to create
high fashion looks
that are runway-ready
out of these theme boxes
that say "O Canada,"
and at this point, we're not
really sure who's in trouble,
but I am ready to let
these girls have it.
BOA: Work, bitch!
Yes!
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: How old
are you again?
TYNOMI: Me?
PRIYANKA: So you're
the oldest here.
TYNOMI: I'm the
oldest here, but--
PRIYANKA: No one knows it.
TYNOMI: But no one knows becausemy black skin's so juicy.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
LEMON: [whining]
Where's my lip gloss?
I hate my life.
SCARLETT: Oh my god.
LEMON: I just want my lip gloss.
SCARLETT: I love Lemon,
but she's a little annoying,
a little like,
"Boo-hoo me."
LEMON: I just want
my lip gloss.
My lips are so dry.
LEMON: Sometimes people see me
and think very quickly,
"Oh yeah, I know that one."
LEMON: I did not
bring enough makeup.
KYNE: Really?
Why?
LEMON: Honestly,
I couldn't afford to.
LEMON: I worked really hard
to be in this competition.
I went to probably the most
prestigious dance school
in the entire world
in New York City, Alvin Ailey,
and got in on
a full scholarship.
Being 19 and living on my own,
and paying my own rent
in a city like New York City
makes you grow up faster
than anywhere in the world.
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere,
and I already made it there,
so bring on these queens.
BOA: Ilona, where are you from?
ILONA: I'm from Vancouver.
BOA: Ooh, that's fun.
ILONA: But I've been
living in LA recently.
BOA: Really?
ILONA: It was
the change I needed.
It was a nice like way
to like refresh my perspective
because I was very youngwhen I started doing drag there.
I was like so immature.
Then, when I grew up, no one waswilling to like understand that
people grow up and change.
BOA: I kind of have
the same story with that,
where I just drank a lot
and I partied a lot.
I had to get through that
and become sober
and quit drinking.
I was just a mess.
I just woke up and I was like,
"This is it."
Like, "I need to quit drinking,
"and I need to get
my shit together."
ILONA: So you're like
fully sober now?
BOA: Yeah, fully sober.
ILONA: Way to go.
JUICE BOXX: How much
has your life changed
since you've sobered up?
BOA: Oh my god.
I have the clarity I need,
and I don't have the constant
worry about being ashamed.
JUICE BOXX: Did people
stop coming to your shows
when you sobered up?
BOA: Uh, well, people
don't go to my shows
in the first place.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: People likefull out stopped coming to mine.
BOA: Really?
JUICE BOXX: Yeah.
JUICE BOXX: I've been sober
for about two years now.
It felt good to
have a conversation
with Boa about sobriety.
I'm really proud of herfor her sobriety journey because
being in the industry that we'rein, there's a lot of people
that come to the show
just to see
how drunk you're gonna get,
and see all the dumb
things you're gonna do.
JUICE BOXX: I was an asshole
when I was drunk,
and like I wasn't
a nice person.
JUICE BOXX: I decided I didn't
like the person that I was
while I was drinking,
and I didn't like the decisions
that I made, so I decided
to change that narrative.
It's been the best decision
I've ever made in my life.
I'm super proud of myself
for making those decisions,
and I'm super proud
of myself for
kind of sticking with it,
you know?
SCARLETT: Okay, ladies, how
do we feel about getting ready
to talk the first runway
on Canada's Drag Race?
[cheering and laughter]
KYNE: I'm excited
to see what prize I win.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
KIARA: A ticket home.
SCARLETT: Ah!
SCARLETT: We're
in it now, girls.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Yes, girl!
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah!
ELISHA: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Elisha Cuthbert,
and I'm thrilled
to be the very first guest
host to work this runway.
Stacey McKenzie!
STACEY: What's up, girl?
ELISHA: Stacey, what's
the difference between
a top model and a drag queen?
STACEY: I would say
about five shoe sizes.
[laughter]
ELISHA: My fellow Albertan,
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman!
Isn't this unreal?
JEFFREY: [laughs]
ELISHA: And Miss
Brooke Lynn Hytes.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi.
ELISHA: How does it feel
being on that side
of the judges' desk?
BROOKE LYNN: You know,
it's all coming back to me now.
But the truth is,
I'm a little bit excited.
ELISHA: Ooh, let these
Canada Games begin!
[laughter]
ELISHA: This week, the queens
were challenged to make
a fashion-first impression usingclassic Canadian materials.
And tonight on the runway,
they're ready to serve
their Canuck couture fantasy.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
♪
♪
ELISHA: First up,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
STARZY: I'm showing
the judges craftsmanship,
ribbed from head to toe,
my beautiful, stretch,
shiny whatever fabric this is.
JEFFREY: Red for quilt.
ELISHA: Next up, Kiara.
KIARA: The fantasy is,
"Hey, girl, hey!"
So this Babadook bitch,
she's gonna walk it down, baby.
ELISHA: Hey!
[laughter]
KIARA: I'm holding
this pitchfork;
I have a big-ass hat.
This scarecrow is ready
to scare all those bitches
trying to come for me
in this competition.
JEFFREY: Scarecrow,
she better don't!
ELISHA: Uh-uh.
BROOKE LYNN: She looks like
she's gonna rob a silo.
ELISHA: Lemon.
STACEY: Pucker up!
[laughter]
LEMON: I am working the runway.
I am hitting my baseball
out of the park.
I'm realizing that
this is a hockey stick,
but it doesn't ááááááá matter.
I am serving you
every sports fantasy
rolled up into one little bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
I have a great dentist.
ELISHA: Ilona Verley.
ILONA: The fantasy is spooky,ooky, pageant queen of realness.
Her hands are all dirty
'cause she was digging her way
out of the grave to compete inthe Halloween Miss Bitch Pageant
or whatever, you know.
She is trying to win that crown.
JEFFREY: Now I ain't saying
she's a coal-digger
BROOKE LYNN: But
what are you saying?
JEFFREY: She's a whore.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Next up, Kyne.
KYNE: I am serving you disco
diva meets Yukon gold-digger.
She's dancing.
She's strutting.
She's looking for a new husband
and I am just letting
these judges soak it in.
STACEY: Disco is not dead.
It's gay.
ELISHA: I think her
balls just dropped.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Scarlett BoBo.
JEFFREY: Yee-haw!
ELISHA: Ya-ya-ya!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: I'm serving
this adorable cowboy girl look.
I'm wearing this
handkerchief bra.
The look is fierce.
I would get so much dick atCalgary Stampede in this outfit.
Yee-haw, honey.
ELISHA: Save a horse,
tip a drag queen.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Jimbo.
JIMBO: I'm giving you
rainbow realness.
Walking down the runway,
I am serving 645
working pockets,
but I can't find my bus fare!
The fantasy is alive,
and it's heavy as hell,
and I can't feel my feet.
BROOKE LYNN: Happy Pride!
ELISHA: Tynomi Banks.
ELISHA: Sock it to me, girl.
TYNOMI: I'm serving
Lumber Jane realness,
walking through the woods,
going to my man's cabin.
JEFFREY: Why are
those socks so stiff?
[laughter]
ELISHA: Boa.
BOA: Honey, the fantasy
is Little Miss Potato of PEI.
She glued all of her first-placeribbons to a glittery-ass
green corset, and she is wearingher gorgeous potato crown.
BROOKE LYNN: P-E-ay-yay-yay!
[laughter]
BOA: I am giving you
all sorts of potato.
We've got baked potatoes,
French fries, mashed potatoes.
BROOKE LYNN: I knew it.
Anne has twins. [laughter]
Do you see what happens when
Marilla puts on some makeup?
[laughter]
ELISHA: Juice Boxx.
JUICE BOXX: For this runway,
I am serving
disco ball Flintstones,
my tiny little
booty peeking out.
I am giving you twirls.
I'm giving you this
little ponytail.
I am giving you Much Ru-Sic
Video Prance Ho,
trying to make a dollar.
Just one.
BROOKE LYNN: Ooh,
she can speaker my corner.
ELISHA: Next up, Priyanka.
PRIIYANKA: I'm giving you
catch of the day.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh my god, are
those crabs on her shoes?
There's a shampoo for that.
PRIYANKA: I'm giving
you nautical full
Bollywood fish fantasy,
unlimited crab at your
favourite local restaurant.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies
and gentlemen,
Miss Seafood Platter 2019.
JEFFREY: Mmm.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I do love a queen
who cleans up after herself.
ELISHA: Rita Baga.
RITA: I'm serving frozenrealness, Popsicles, everything.
She's a cold-hearted bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: She just came from
her cryo-therapy appointment.
RITA: I'm giving you
full Quebec-Froid,
and she's got some
cheese curds, baby.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, cheese!
Say cheese.
[laughter]
You've got
to poutine to put out.
♪
ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.
BROOKE LYNN: Based on your
Canuck couture fantasy,
and your runway presentation,
the judges have
made some decisions.
BROOKE LYNN: When
I call your name,
please step forward.
Anastarzia Anaquway,
Kiara,
Ilona Verley,
Scarlett BoBo,
Tynomi Banks,
Priyanka.
You are all
safe.
PRIYANKA: Oh my god.
BROOKE LYNN: You may
head back to the workroom.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, ladies.
You all represent the tops
and bottoms of the week.
Lemon, you had the Jock Scraps.
LEMON: I sure did.
JEFFREY: So I get what
you were going for tonight.
I thought that you were
quirky, and campy, and cute,
but that certainly wasn't
enough for me to buy
what you were selling.
The fit isn't great, and it all,in the end, just seems undone.
BROOKE LYNN: My main
problem with this outfit
is just the shape:
it's just very boxy.
STACEY: I think you have
a great like presence.
However, for me, it was messy.
ELISHA: I think you're adorable
and I think your makeup
looks beautiful tonight.
LEMON: Thank you.
ELISHA: It's funny.
The little details like
the mouth guard on the stocking
and the shoe,
I totally missed.
I actually am
loving it right now.
BROOKE LYNN: I really appreciatethe way you came out here.
You had character, so thank you
for giving us a performance,
even though it was Off-Broadway.
BROOKE LYNN: Off-off-Broadway.
LEMON: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Kyne, unfortunately,
my favourite part
of your outfit,
the bell bottoms,
were falling apart.
It's what my eyes were directly
drawn to, as you were walking.
BROOKE LYNN: Just
watching you walk in it,
it looked like you'd just
come from a Grindr hookup.
You were like
[grunting]
ELISHA: The outfit,
unfortunately,
it gave me a lot of
like Christmas vibes.
Not my favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
STACEY: Okay, first of all,
I gotta say this.
I feel like you went
safe with your outfit.
Make it larger than life.
Go beyond your comfort zone.
KYNE: I felt like I had
gone outside of my box
with these bell bottoms.
I've never had to do
pants like these before.
STACEY: Okay, that's fine,
but bring it up a notch,
and don't be afraid
to really go beyond.
You wanted to say something?
KYNE: Yeah, yeah, I did.
This is a very quintessential
silhouette for me.
I'm very proud of my outfit.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Kyne.
KYNE: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Jimbo!
JIMBO: Hey, hey, hey.
JEFFREY: I tend to have asoft spot for the quirky queens,
but sometimes I think
there's the concern
that that's all there is,
and you've proven tonight that
you are not a one-trick pony.
JIMBO: Thank you.
I have a lot of tricks.
BROOKE LYNN: This outfit
is very creative.
ELISHA: What I love most
is all the different colours
and where you laid them out.
The hard work you
spent, you see.
Job well done.
JIMBO: Thank you so much.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa!
BOA: Hi!
STACEY: You had me in awe
from the time you walked out
by presenting your personality,
your creativity.
So you definitely
captured our attention.
BOA: I was very nervous
to walk on here.
STACEY: No, listen.
The nervousness did not show.
You owned you.
ELISHA: Those boobies
[laughter]
ELISHA: That is wowzers.
BOA: Ka!
ELISHA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: You're just fun.
BOA: You're fun.
BROOKE LYNN: You're fun.
BOA: You're a fun girl.
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
[laughter]
Up next, Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: You are certainly
the most polished
on the stage tonight.
BROOKE LYNN: This was
so Montreal, so high camp,
the cabaret style of drag that
Montreal does so beautifully.
You hit presentation
so far out of the park.
STACEY: I love that your look islike polished from head to toe.
It's very high fashion.
Perfect.
I loved it.
RITA: Merci!
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx.
JUICE BOXX: Hi.
JEFFREY: I grew up going
to Much Music Video dances
when I was a kid.
JUICE BOXX: Same.
JEFFREY: I really appreciate
your cutesy little style
and energy you brought out onto
the runway, but unfortunately,
it's not quite
enough to cover up
this outfit.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
JEFFREY: I mean, it's just all
a little bit sloppy for me.
The skirt is just so short,
unpolished, unfinished.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
STACEY: Juice Boxx, hi.
How you doing?
JUICE BOXX: Hi, I'm fine.
STACEY: You sure?
JUICE BOXX: Well, not now!
STACEY: This is messy.
It's very safe.
JUICE BOXX: Okay.
STACEY: I'm really trying to
find something positive here,
and honestly, I can't.
BROOKE LYNN: This look is,
I will say,
it's very on-brand for you.
It's very cutesy pop princess.
It's just a little basic.
JUICE BOXX: Yup.
BROOKE LYNN: Are you okay?
JUICE BOXX: I just feel a littlebit of a panic attack coming on.
STACEY: Okay, don't panic.
BROOKE LYNN: Can we get
Juice some water, please?
STACEY: Yeah,
get her some water.
JUICE BOXX: It's
just really cold.
JEFFREY: Just breathe, honey.
JUICE BOXX: I'm sorry.
I am so embarrassed.
STACEY: It's okay.
It's okay.
BROOKE LYNN: Don't be
embarrassed, it's fine.
Juice, here's your robe.
♪
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Know that we
want to see all of you do well.
ELISHA: You didn't get
to hear my critiques.
JUICE BOXX: Oh no, baby.
I'm gonna be here
for your critique,
as soon as that blood
rushes back to my head.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: Yeah, yeah.
[laughter]
JUICE BOXX: Go for it.
ELISHA: This was
giving me like this cute
like pop princess vibe.
I thought it was adorable.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
ELISHA: Listen, everyone
has their own opinions,
but I actually thought
this was really cute.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Queen to queen,
I know the pressure
of this competition firsthand.
It's intense,
but you're here for a reason,
to find Canada's
next drag superstar,
and this experience will
change your life completely.
While you untuck
in the workroom,
the judges and I
will deliberate.
You may leave.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: What's up?
ILONA: They're back.
SCARLETT: What happened?
JUICE BOXX: I had
a panic attack onstage.
SCARLETT: No!
JUICE BOXX: I had
a full-blown panic attack,
and I just like don't
want to be that person.
KIARA: What did they say?
KYNE: The bottoms are me,
Lemon, and Juice Boxx.
KIARA: No!
KIARA: Yes!
I was ready to be like, "Hey,
guys, yeah, I'm the winner."
BOA: Like, just being up there
for the first time is just
so, so intense.
KYNE: She is top!
SCARLETT: You got in the top?
KYNE: Yes, they loved her!
JUICE BOXX: Kyne is
obviously very upset,
but she's being
a bit of a brat.
Like, really, babe?
SCARLETT: You're top?
KYNE: We are living in
a world where Boa beat me!
BOA: Okay, listen, bitch!
I hand-sewed this
corset all myself,
fitting to each and every curve
of this big meatball
right here, bitch!
BOA: Kyne does not
like my look.
She's giving me
a hard-ass time right now,
and I'm thinking, "Well, maybe
if you weren't such a bitch
"and showed more
personality on the runway,
"you wouldn't be
where you are, honey."
BOA: You gave me this
crazy-ass box, bitch,
and then you took the gold box,
and all they did was ááááááá
read your ass all day, bitch!
KYNE: What I delivered
was my signature style.
This is disco.
This is Kyne.
STARZY: It means absolutely
nothing if you don't
have character on that stage.
ILONA: So Kyne starts
going off, and like,
yeah, we're all
in a competition,
but she has taken it
from like competition
to full-ass telenovela.
KYNE: Boa beat us!
Oh my god.
BOA: Well, I'm amazing, bitch!
Look at me, honey!
ILONA: Settle down.
Inside voices, sissies.
BROOKE LYNN: Okay, just
between us cariboo-boos,
we've got some
decisions to make.
BROOKE LYNN: What do
we think about Lemon?
STACEY: She definitely
owned her look,
but at the end of the day,
the outfit,
it was a complete mess.
JEFFREY: She was going forfootball player and cheerleader,
and it just was all too much.
ELISHA: That put
a sour taste in my mouth.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I appreciated
how she was able
to take criticism, though.
JEFFREY: Agreed.
ELISHA: Yes.
BROOKE LYNN: She
took it gracefully.
She did not fight back.
There was no sour looks.
[laughter]
Speaking of sour looks,
Kyne
Did y'all get that attitude?
STACEY: Oh, yes.
JEFFREY: Clearly
not a pageant queen,
not someone who's grown up
learning to take critique.
I think that's part of thedanger with social media queens.
They're so used to receiving
all of these accolades
and just constant affirmation.
ELISHA: She thought
she had a winner,
but it didn't hit the mark.
BROOKE LYNN: And those balls on
the bottom, she couldn't walk.
STACEY: Kyne had
a very snobbish attitude,
so she needs to like suck up
whatever she's feeling
and know that we're here
to help her, not to hinder her.
BROOKE LYNN: What do
we all think of Jimbo?
JEFFREY: So colourful
and fun and vibrant.
BROOKE LYNN: Rainbow colours
are hard to work with.
That's hard to
make look fashion,
and I really think she did
a good job with what she had.
STACEY: Her personality is
just so wild and out there,
outrageous and quirky.
ELISHA: She did not cut corners,and I appreciated that.
BROOKE LYNN: Moving on, Boa.
JEFFREY: What a little weirdo.
[laughter]
ELISHA: Oh my gosh.
JEFFREY: She's fantastic.
Her personality really
shone through tonight.
I knew within a minute
exactly who she is.
ELISHA: The outfit itself was
like a meld of like Peter Pan,
and Poison Ivy, and Anne
of Green Gables, but yet,
here I am, can't take
my eyes off of her.
BROOKE LYNN: That outfit
should not have worked.
ELISHA: No!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: And it was weird,
and I was like,
"Why do I like this?
"I shouldn't like this."
But I liked it.
STACEY: You have to be able
to engage the audience.
That is key when it comes to
a runway, and she, you know,
she did that very well.
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx.
JEFFREY: There was just really
nothing about the outfit
that I liked.
The wig was a shake and go.
The skirt was unpolished,
unfinished.
I could see the hem
rolling up at the bottom.
It was just so unflattering.
BROOKE LYNN: Her personality is
so bubbly and loveable and fun,
but that look was like
Party City Wilma Flintstone.
JEFFREY: Eeh.
STACEY: It's not like she
didn't have a lot of options.
She had options.
She had CDs.
BROOKE LYNN: Do
you remember CDs?
STACEY: Yeah, she had CDs.
I'm still using them.
BROOKE LYNN: You still use CDs?
ELISHA: Yes.
STACEY: You too, right, Elisha?
ELISHA: No, I don't, no.
STACEY: To me,
she could have done
so much more with her outfit.
ELISHA: I feel bad
'cause I think I understand
what she was trying to go for.
JEFFREY: Mm-hm.
BROOKE LYNN: And finally,
last but certainly not least,
Rita Baga.
STACEY: Love, love,
love, love Rita Baga.
ELISHA: That outfit
was elevated.
The taste level was
through the roof.
BROOKE LYNN: I love that
detail of the Roots mittens.
ELISHA: Kind of have
a crush on Rita.
JEFFREY: I wanted to crawl
into her igloo and just
cuddle up there
and stay there all night.
BROOKE LYNN: I know who she isafter seeing her on that runway.
She is a campy
Quebecois queen.
They are very over the top
and cabaret,
and so I thought that was areally nice nod to her province.
And the cheese curds,
I wanted some of those!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I think the three
of us have made our decision.
Bring back our loons.
[loon call]
[laughter]
ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.
BROOKE LYNN: Each week,
the three of us have to decide
who stays and who sashays away.
So many queens from
across Canada applied,
but you all made it here,
and that is an accomplishment
that nobody can
take away from you.
Just by being here,
you should all be so proud.
Jimbo, well,
zipperdy-do-dah-gay.
You served us rainbow right.
Boa, girl,
life gave you spuds,
and you made tater-ade.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga,
we loved you from
cold front to back.
Rita Baga
Con-drag-ulations.
[applause]
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
RITA: Thank you!
Happiness!
BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a $5,000 shopping spree
from our friends at Roots.
RITA: Thank you!
BROOKE LYNN: You may
join the other girls.
RITA: Yay!
RITA: This, right now,
is her-story.
I won the first ever
maxi challenge
on Canada's Drag Race!
BROOKE LYNN: Boa and Jimbo,
you are both safe.
You may both step
to the back of the stage.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,
we can see
that you have plenty of juice.
We just wish that you had
used more of your box.
I'm so sorry, my dear,
but you are up
for elimination.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne,
we love balls.
We love them.
But on the runway,you didn't gold-dig deep enough.
Lemon, you brought your
anime game to the runway
but your sports look
wasn't super kawaii.
Lemon
I'm sorry to say that
you are up for elimination.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you are safe.
However, during your critiques,
all of the judges got
serious pushback from you.
There's a fine line between
confidence and arrogance.
We all suggest you find it.
You may join the other girls.
KYNE: Oh, sorry.
[laughter]
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Two queens
stand before us.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
of Carly Rae Jepsen's
"I Really Like You."
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress us
and save yourself
from elimination.
ELISHA: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for your life.
♪
LEMON: I feel terrible,like I did not think that I'd be
bottom two this early on.
I did not think that my look
was deserving of bottom two.
I am really shaken up.
JUICE BOXX: Sorry, sis,
but someone's gotta go.
This is gonna be
a full-out bloodbath.
It's gonna be a show.
ELISHA: Good luck,
and don't áááá it up.
♪
♪
I really want to stop
but I just got a taste for it ♪
I feel like I could fly
with the boy on the moon ♪
So honey, hold my hand
You like making me
wait for it ♪
I feel like I could die
Walking up to the room,
oh yeah ♪
Late night,
watching television ♪
But how'd we get
in this position? ♪
It's way too soon
LEMON: There is no way
I'm going home.
I don't care what it takes.
I love Juice Boxx so much,
but I'm about to send
this bitch packing.
Tell you something
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much?
I'm so in my head
When we're out of touch
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Who gave you eyes like that?
Said you could keep them?
I don't know how to act
Or if I should be leaving
TYNOMI: This lip synch
right now is fire.
Going out of my mind I need to tell you something
Yeah, I need to
tell you something ♪
Yeah, I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really really
really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much?
[Did I say too much?] ♪
I'm so in my head
[I'm so in my head] ♪
When we're out of touch
[When we're out of touch] ♪
I really really really
really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
Yeah, I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
I really really really
really really really like you ♪
And I want you
Do you want me?
Do you want me too?
[cheering and applause]
BOA: Good job, bitch!
Yes!
Wow.
BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, I hope
you're all paying attention.
That is how you lip synch
for your life.
But a decision must be made.
♪
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon
Chante, you stay.
♪
BROOKE LYNNE: You may
join the other girls.
LEMON: I love you.
JUICE BOXX: It's okay.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,
you may not have brought
home the Canadian bacon,
but you will always be
our Canadian pork chop.
JUICE BOXX: Ha-ha.
BROOKE LYNN: Now sip on that.
JUICE BOXX: I will.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate it all
from the bottom of my heart.
This is an amazing opportunity,
and I'm just so happy
that I got to be
a part of it.
And now I'm part of those
like pantheon of girls
that went home first.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: It breaks
my heart to say this,
but sashay away.
We love you.
JUICE BOXX: I love you too.
BROOKE LYNN: And you should
be so proud of yourself.
JUICE BOXX: Thank you.
I am.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate it.
BROOKE LYNN: We love you.
Thank you.
JEFFREY: We love you.
[applause]
JUICE BOXX: Bye, ááááá!
[laughter]
♪
JUICE BOXX: I'm proud of myself
that I made it here.
I never thought that I
would even have a chance
to get on Drag Race, and here
I am on the first season
of Canada's Drag Race,
and I put up a ááááááá fight.
I came, I saw,
I got stuck on my outfit,
I fell in the mini challenge,
and then I danced my ass off.
There you go, Canada,
suck on that.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Well,
con-drag-ulations, ladies.
And remember, stay true
north strong and fierce.
Now let the music play!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
paint it on ♪
You wear it well
That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: Inspired by
the iconic Heritage Minutes,
you will be overacting
in two her-itage moments.
JEFFREY: Action.
STARZY: Someone call the doctor
because I'm feeling sick-ening!
BOA: A sexist place, full of
Oh my god!
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
PRIYANKA: Just say the lines.
Just say the lines, Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you were
not too pleased on the runway.
KYNE: You know what?
I forgive you.
SCARLETT: Bitch, you're
gonna forgive Brooke Lynn?!
STACEY: You killed it for me.
GUEST HOST: I just wrote,
"Yassss!"
JEFFREY: The fact that you are
new to this isn't very relevant
because she slayed the game.
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