Chibiverse (2022) s01e01 Episode Script

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Way underground
We start our story
In a Disney laboratory
Super-duper confidential spot
Where a bunch of scientists
Said, "What the heck
We're trying this"
And grabbed up every story
That we've got
They threw 'em all together
In a massive machine
Produced a glowing orb
About the size of a bean
Slid it underneath
A microscope and found
A bunch of cutesy characters
Just futzin' around
-Futzing around
-Futzing around
They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show
-Hilarious
-And very well rehearsed
They know their logic's murky
But who cares, they're quirky
Welcome to the Chibiverse
They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show
So stinkin' cute,
Your heart is gonna burst
Ready, set, let's go
Time for the show
Welcome to the Chibiverse
Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?
Uh
Chibiverse!
ALL: Hello, Chibis!
I'm Molly
and this is my best friend, Scratch.
Best friends don't force
each other to host TV shows.
I'm Tilly, and this
is my sweet brother Cricket.
What up, dorks?
And we are thrilled
to be hosting the first ever
ALL: Chibiverse!
It's the only show where you can see
the most exciting adventures
from every corner
of our strange, tiny planet.
And to celebrate
our most magnificent debut,
we're ending the program with
-Fireworks.
-SCRATCH: Pizza party!
Did you say a pizza party?
Oh, don't get me wrong,
I'd usually be all about the 'za,
but I feel like these Chibis
want to see fireworks.
Trust me, kid,
these Chibis want a pizza party,
with ooey-gooey cheese,
maybe a little pineapple on top.
Pineapple? Ew!
Let's just stick with me
blastin' off rockets!
Don't need advice
from some weird dead guy.
I prefer the term "post-living person."
And I don't need advice
from a 10-year-old
who doesn't even wear shoes.
Hey! We're one big
happy Chibi family, right?
It's not like you wear shoes.
I would if I had feet, ya dingbat!
-Why you
-(BOTH GRUMBLING)
While we sort this out,
let's see what happens
when the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz
tries to win the heart
of my sweet Gramma!
(SNIFFS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(SQUEAKING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(HORN BLOWS)
(BUTTON BUZZES)
(EXPLOSION)
(SIREN BLOWS)
Oh! You better warn Gramma
about platypus identity theft.
Ah! He got you, too!
All right, by show of hands,
who here is gettin' hungry
and wants to end the show
with a pizza party?
(SQUEAKING)
And who here wants to
end with fireworks?
-(SQUEAKING)
-(SQUISHING)
Fifty-fifty split, huh?
How narratively convenient.
Well, now it's time to enhappify
your day with Chibi DuckTales!
-(QUACKS)
-(DOOR BEEPS)
(GASPS)
(ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(QUACKS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(DOOR BEEPS)
(QUACKS)
(ENGINE REVS)
-(QUACKS)
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
(SHOUTING)
(AIRPLANE WHIZZING)
(SPLASHING)
(QUACKING)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-(QUACKS)
-(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(WHIRRING)
(QUACKS)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
-(QUACKS)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(SQUEAKING)
(BELL TOLLS)
(BELL RINGING)
(INHALES)
(GRUNTS)
Attention, Chibis.
Scrooge's Number One Dime
has been reported missing.
If spotted, please return it
to the Chibiverse Lost n' Found.
And now it's time
for more Chibi adventures,
so we can finally have a pizza party!
Boo!
Let's leave the booing to the ghost.
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(BELL RINGING)
(MANIACAL LAUGH)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
(SOBS)
(BELL RINGING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
(THUDDING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(SQUEAKS)
(WHISTLING MUSIC PLAYS)
(SIREN BLARING)
(SIREN STOPS)
(GROWLING)
(SQUEAKING)
(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALARM BUZZING)
(SQUEAKING)
If anyone wants to take us to space
to adopt a baby asteroid,
don't ask us twice.
We're lookin' at you, Lord Hater.
(SQUEAKS)
And now it's time
for more Chibi adventures
so we can finally have a fireworks show!
Boo!
See. Much better when I do it.
(GRUNTING)
Whoa.
(CHUCKLING)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
Aha!
(GROWLING)
Mom, look! Mom!
Huh?
Ah! (GROANS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Huh?
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
-Eh!
-(GRUNTS) Boo!
Mom! (GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING AND ROARING)
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANS)
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS AND SIGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
-(SQUEAKS)
-(GROANS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Mom! Mom!
(GROANS AND GASPS)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Three, two, one!
-(GROWLS)
-(EXCLAIMS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-(YELPS)
-(LAUGHS)
Huh?
Oh!
My favorite part
was when Perry gave him ice cream.
Aw! He just gave us ice cream!
Speaking of food, my dudes,
are we doing a pizza party
or fireworks? What's happenin'?
Ah, man, looks like it's snowing,
so I guess those fireworks
are a no-go, huh?
(SCREECHES) That's not fair!
He's got a sorceress!
(CASH DINGS)
Brother Apparition
Do you even have
the supplies for fireworks,
or the ingredients for pizza?
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
Let's show some more Chibi adventures!
Quick! Do the whip-panny-thing!
(TIRES SQUEAKING)
-(SNORES)
-(CAR CRASHES)
ALL: Ah!
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEAKS)
(BUZZER DINGS)
(GRUNTS)
ALL: Yay!
(SCREAMING)
(RATTLES)
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHS)
(PUNCHING)
(SLURPS)
(GROWLS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(GROWLING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(GROWLS)
(HORN BLARES)
(GROWLS)
(ALARM BLARES)
(SCREECHES)
(SQUEAKING)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
(SQUEAKS)
-(GROWLS)
-(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(SCREECHING)
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXHALES)
Molly! You gotta come spruce up
my Gramma's house.
What are we thinking?
Kittens or unicorn kittens?
Hey, Dr. Doof, think you could
hook me up with a fireworks launcher?
Uh, no. But I can let you borrow my
Fireworks-launch-inator!
How is that different
from a fireworks launcher?
Go with it. It's a branding thing.
And now it's time
to switch things up with a
High School Musical parody song!
Love that harmony.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Troy Bolton
And Gabriella
Met at a ski lodge party
On New Year's Eve
(HORNS BLARING)
He plays basketball
She does decathlon
But, like, for science and math.
Deep down
They both want to sing out
They inadvertently try out
For the school play
Ms. Darbus offers a callback
That really ticks off Sharpay
We'll come back to her later.
Now everyone in school's inspired
To follow all their dreams
Then Chad and Taylor
Say no, no, no
Stay in your lane, yeah
Stick to the status quo
Then they hatch a scheme
To make Troy talk trash
How did he not see that webcam?
Gab gives up on the callback
Subsequently, Troy's
Basketball game's all off
They make up
But Sharpay tells Ms. Darbus
Schedule the callback
At the same time
As the basketball championship
And scholastic decathlon
But through hacking the gym's power
And some weird chemistry
They make the callback
Get cast as leads
Even though Sharpay
Arguably earned it more
Wildcats win their game
Then they sing and dance
We're all in this together!
Cricket. Scratch.
In the spirit of High School Musical,
couldn't we try
to be all in this together?
You bet, and together
we're definitely
sticking with fireworks!
So now we just need some rockets!
On the contrary,
we're sticking with a pizza party.
And unlike Cricket,
I got everything needed!
I got the dough from Mrs. Beakley,
the finest cheese from Marco
and fresh vegetables from Tilly Green!
What? Sister, how could you?
I'm sorry, Cricket,
but dogs don't like fireworks.
And we've got a lot of dogs
in the Chibiverse
Welp, it's finally time for
A pizza party!
(SOBS)
Hmm. Me thinks I have an idea
Coming up after
three final Chibi adventures!
(ROARS)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(CLAMORING)
(LAUGHS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(ALL CHEERING)
(SHUSHES)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(SNORING)
(EXHALES)
(SNIFFS)
(EXHALES)
Yeah.
-(SHRIEKS)
-(LAUGHS)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
-(GROWLS)
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
(BUZZES)
(WHISTLING TUNE PLAYS)
(BUZZING)
(SCREAMING)
(BUZZING)
(SQUEAKS)
(GROWLS)
(SOBS)
-(BUZZING)
-(SCREAMS)
(HORN TOOTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Hmm.
(GROWLS)
(BUZZING)
All right, Beakley!
Let's smother these pies
with sauce and cheese and
Wait. Where are my ingredients?
Change of plans, y'all!
Instead of a pizza party,
we're having pizza fireworks!
Aw! What a possibly unsanitary
but sweet compromise.
-What? No!
-What are you doing?
This is happening!
Hey, look!
Scrooge's Number One Dime!
Calamity Girls, play us out!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Hey, these pizza fireworks
taste amazing.
I'm in no way admitting I was wrong,
but nicely done, Cricket!
Thanks, Scratch.
You're not so bad
for a "post-living person."
Ah, don't be formal. Call me "dead guy."
That's our show!
We hope you'll join us next time
for more exciting
adventures here in the
Ew! Who put pineapples
in the fireworks launcher?
Chibiverse!
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)