Classified (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

STILL IN CLASS, BITCH
OOOOOPS, SORRY
FORGOT ABOUT TIME ZONES
SHOULDN'T YOU BE SLEEPING?
STILL TRYNA FIGURE IF KANYE'S
UNDER GOVERNMENT MIND CONTROL?
SHH!
ON THE 8PM FLIGHT TONIGHT.
I'LL BE BACK BY SATURDAY.
ARE YOU CRAZY EL? YOU GONNA GET INTO SHIT.
AND THAT OUTFITNAH FAM!!
WHAT YOU GONNA TELL YOUR MOM?
All four of you should sit there.
I don’t want to see
empty spaces at the back.
Tell those people to sit in fours.
You are annoying.
If I find empty spaces
we won’t get along.
- Excuse me.
- Yes, my sister.
Does this taxi go to the airport?
To the airport?
Listen to this foreigner
Madlanduna, give me my money.
You took money for the sheep’s head.
Bring back my change, guys.
Geez.
My sister, make a decision.
Either you’re coming in or bugger off.
What’s going on
in this taxi? Huh?
What is this?
Who is paying with R100?
Where am I supposed
to get change from?
Who paid using this money?
You are mad!
Where the heck must I get
change for such big money?
Take your money!
Get this foreigner out of my car.
It’s okay, it’s okay! I’ll pay for her.
Here’s your money.
Get lost. Bring that money.
I’ll never give a foreigner a lift again.
Get off, get off.
Get off, get off. My goodness.
You’re delaying me.
Think we've got one?
Let’s take it.
Take it. Take it.
Give me that phone, you bitch!
Stop those thieves!
Stop them! Stop them!
Get lost.
Get lost.
Hey!
What are you doing here?