Cleaning Up (2019) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
1 'A very good morning to you all.
It's Charlotte here 'with your breakfast news.
'And it looks like another fine day out there.
' 'A clear and frosty start.
'It will be dry with plenty of sunshine.
' 'There is growing anger 'around banks rewarding their top staff.
' 'I think work is the best route out of poverty.
' '.
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a short time ago was up 34 points at 66.
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'Over to the city now for the latest business news with Michael.
'Michael, what are the headlines?' How is it? You get it up? No, it's a stain.
It won't come up.
That's why they're called stains, Viktor.
You need to scrub it harder.
The traders are coming.
No, I need to go home.
I told you I need to leave on time today.
OK, when stain is gone, then you go.
Ow! Idiot.
'Spin again.
' Girls! Come on, we're late! Will you turn that music off, please? Come on! Mum, you haven't washed my leotard.
I can't wear it, it stinks! Well, look, I haven't got any washing powder at the minute so you're just going to have to spray some deodorant on it or something, all right? I thought you were cleaning one of your posher houses this morning - they make you get dressed up for it now, is it? No, because I've got to see your dad.
Come on, please, Lily! Turn that off.
Come on, girls, we haven't got time for this.
Girls.
I'm serious now, come on.
All right, go on, then.
Spin round.
Come on, turn it off, please.
No.
Get your coats on.
I'm working again tonight.
So you'll have to come straight home after dance class to watch Lily.
But I had plans tonight.
What, plans with this Jake? Well, you're not going out.
What's a 17-year-old doing with a girl two years younger, anyway? Is he a paedo or something? Mum! If he touches you, I'll chop his bloody willy off.
Just be careful, OK? OK.
'Bye, Mum!' Lily, put that away now, please.
Just a minute.
Put it away or I'll take it off you, OK? I gave you that phone so you could speak to me if you needed anything, not to play games.
Now, come on, out you get, I'm in a rush.
OK, love you both! Yeah, love you too, Mum.
'Place your bets, please.
' '30, red.
Spin again.
' Oh.
'Player wins.
' Ooh, shit! What are you doing? No.
Sorry, mate! It's just a little bump! I'm sure you'll get over it.
Oi! Come back! Shit.
Five quid? Oh, for fuck Where the hell have you been? She's down there waiting for us.
Bloody supervisor always keeping me behind.
What's in the folder? Just some things I need.
You're 40 minutes late.
Great.
Plenty of time for a pee, then.
Y So, what we must remember at all times during our discussion is why we're here.
Alice and Lily.
And that's why I have written their names on the board.
OK, so, who wants to get the ball rolling today? I think maybe I should.
I have something I wanna say.
OK.
Great.
Well, the thing is, with the girls, I just I don't see how it's gonna work.
How what's going to work? What we talked about, you know, splitting the time between the two of us I just think that You know Oh, for God's sake, spit it out! I think the girls should come and live with me full time.
What? I just think that's what's best for them.
Not living with their mum, you think that's what's best for them? Wait a minute, Sam.
Let Dave finish.
You can't look after them properly.
We've already talked about that zero hours contract you're on.
You have sex in our bed with another woman and you think you're taking the girls off me? I shouldn't have done that.
But we're both at fault here.
The girls need to come and live with me and that is the only option.
Dave, why do you feel the girls have no choice but to live with you? I know we've already gone over Sam's gambling and she doesn't think it's an issue.
It's not.
It's not.
I have a little flutter now and again, that's all.
Is that true? Yes! I have my post redirected.
And I received this.
It's a court summons for a credit card that Sam took out in my name.
A card I knew nothing about.
She's racked up over eight grand in three months.
All from gambling.
That makes it look worse than it is.
You could win that back in no time.
Yeah, and then you'd lose it again.
I have to pay this back.
Not to mention the 15 grand we already owe.
Plus the money I have to fork out to keep a roof over your head.
Rent you fork out for your daughters' heads, you mean.
Yeah, but I'm not living with them, am I? You are.
That woman is not raising my girls.
Over my dead body, is she.
Beth is not going to replace you as a mother.
But she is going to be part of their lives and you need to get used to that.
Like hell she is.
You are not taking my girls away from me.
'It's very basic, very simple, but full of flavour.
' 'And it's a family favourite.
'It has to be every time, on those cold, winter evenings, 'this is just the sort of thing you want.
'Are you a bit of a fan of the hotpot? I love it.
' Sam, it's Warren.
Look, I know you're in there, Sam, because the telly's on.
No point hiding.
I'd like to keep things friendly, really.
'Spin again.
' '22, black, even Jess! Jess, come on! 'The train arriving on platform two' Nearly missed it.
He's not taking my kids away from me, no way.
Why does he even think that, though? Well, he thinks I'm gambling again.
Yeah, but you're not, though, are you? No.
Course not.
Anyway, look, how's your mum doing? Has she worked things out yet? Yeah, she's all right.
But the cafe's struggling.
The rent's gone up again.
Oh.
And I think we're going to have to give it up.
Oh, no, such a shame.
Well, it is.
But I've got an idea.
A mobile cafe.
Like the ones they have round here.
Yeah.
You know, that way, we can keep the business going without having to pay any greedy landlords.
How would you afford it, though? Well, I've got my dad's inheritance.
It's not a lot, but I reckon if I save a bit more, I reckon I could do it.
I think it's a great idea, babe.
Yeah? Yeah.
I do.
Yeah.
Though if Chris would get his arse in gear, we could have the money in no time.
Uh'.
! He needs a good kick up the backside, that one.
Yeah, don't worry, babe, I'm kicking it.
That's my girl.
You're kidding me.
All right? I ask him why can't he wait and pee in the toilet? He says, "Oh, it's all the same, "the pipes are all going the same way.
" He holds it in the shower and pees down the drain.
When Jess was living next door with her boyfriend, what was his name? Kevin? Yeah.
He used to get drunk and pee in her wardrobe.
I could hear her shouting at him through the wall.
In the wardrobe? Yeah, but only ever on my side.
I'd wake up and find him peeing all over my clothes.
What a filthy pig.
Mine picks his nose.
Eurgh! A nose picker? We've got one of those on our floor, don't we, Sam? Yeah, the Hoover crackles every time I go past the stairs.
ALL: Oh! So many stains to clean on your floor.
Why do they need so many? Well, to count all of the millions they're making from doing bugger all.
'Y Just a bunch of rich guys getting paid to move even richer guys' money about.
Viktor, Viktor! Viktor.
Oh, look lively.
Hey, Viktor, I was just wondering Oh, have you been hitting the gym? You're looking really big, very muscular.
Anyway, I was wondering if you had any hours available, day shifts, you know, toilet patrol? For you? No.
I know what you did with the pen.
What pen? You coloured the carpet with a pen, it is a different colour.
OK, so I improvised, but I got rid of the stain, didn't I? Come on, please, I'm a little short this month.
No.
And you are now on a warning.
I'm watching you, Sam Cook.
Any more trouble and you'll be out.
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' 'Place your bets, please.
' '30, red, even.
Spin again.
' '33.
Spin again.
' Hey.
Yeah, hey.
Erm Look, did you clean my office earlier? Because there are still ring marks on the desk.
Oh, you want me to wipe the desks? That's part of cleaning, isn't it? Wiping? Yeah, but I don't touch the desks.
I don't want to mess anything up because it looks important.
Just make sure you wipe the desks, all right? Yeah, hello? 'You all right?' Yep, I'm still in the office.
There's nobody here.
I think we need to slow down.
But I'm the one taking all the risk here.
Swanny, if I get caught, it's seven years, minimum.
Yeah, well, you know what, I don't care what the others think.
It's not a sure thing.
I'm the guy who goes down.
You all make 50 grand.
What are you saying? So you're blackmailing me? 'Place the investments and I won't say anything.
' Fine.
Just tell me the company.
'OK.
Osprex Electronics.
'That's O, S, P, R, E, X.
Have you got it?' Yeah, yes.
'You sure?' Osprex Electronics.
I got it.
'Are you sure you can handle it?' Look, of course I can handle it.
'Fine.
Good.
' I'll call you when it's done.
Hi, Sam.
Er Do you have a minute? I need to speak with you about Lily.
Oh, yeah, OK.
She thumped her so hard, she broke Jadine's glasses.
She could have got a piece stuck in her eye.
Now, I realise they were arguing and she broke Lily's phone, which, may I point out, shouldn't even be in school.
Besides that, I don't think this is the way Lily should resolve her problems.
Well, no, of course not.
She's in big trouble, don't you worry about that.
Yes, well, I assume this isn't true, but Lily says that you were the one who told her to hit Jadine.
Me? Yes, she says you told her you don't start the fights, but you damn well finish them.
When someone hits you, you hit them back and she should knock Jadine's block off.
Oh! W Absolutely not.
I would never tell her to do anything like that.
I did say that, yes, but what you don't do is go telling the teacher on me, OK? Just be good girls, please.
I don't want any more trouble from that school.
Oh.
Great! Burnt fish fingers again.
They're not burnt, they're fine.
There.
What do you say? Thanks, Mum.
Yeah, thanks.
No.
Hey! No phones at the dinner table.
I was right in the middle of something.
I know what you were right in the middle of.
You've got your audition to be worrying about.
You've got the chance to be in one of the top dance schools in England.
I don't want you throwing it away over some boy who's just trying to get his end away.
He's become a distraction.
Yeah, a distraction from you.
'Red, three.
Place your bets.
' 'Spin again.
' 'Red, 25.
Out of funds.
' Mum, look.
Oh.
Yes, darling? Oh, is that me and my cleaning gear? Yeah.
It's very good.
I used to have my hair long like this, until you two girls came along.
Mum, how do I work out the circumference of a circle again? Come on, you know this.
You measure the width, to find the diameter, then you halve that to get the radius.
Yeah.
So then you use that formula, two pi R, R is radius.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Mum, you should be a teacher.
You know all the answers.
Bit late for that, sweetheart.
Hey, why don't I see if I can get this screen fixed for you, eh? So, girls, I've been thinking, how would you feel about getting bunk beds? Bunk beds? Yeah.
You know, with, like, a little ladder that you can climb up.
How cool would that be? You can share a room together.
Share a room? What for? OK, look, I need you to move into Lily's bedroom and I don't want any complaining about it.
I'm going to get a lodger in.
But this has to be a secret from your dad, OK? It's just for a short while.
This is shit.
Oh.
Alice! You all right, love? Sorry I've been so long.
Is everything OK? Yeah.
Oh, no, actually, the grinder's been playing up again.
I think we need Tony to come in and take another look.
Nah, just gotta poke it with a screwdriver, works all right for me.
Yeah, and I told you, you shouldn't be doing that.
You're gonna lose your hand in there one of these days.
Oh, it's fine.
I've still got another one.
I'll give it a poke once I've had a cup of tea.
I How was he? The same.
I don't know why I bother.
He didn't want to talk, just stared out the window, watching a man cutting the grass.
Riveting Maybe you should go and see him.
He's still your brother.
What are you doing here? I've been trying to get hold of you, maybe you missed my calls.
We need to talk, you got time? No, now's not a good time.
I've gotta go to work.
I understand it must be difficult, juggling work, looking after those girls, but I really need that money.
So it'll be 17,000 you owe Mr Carter now.
What happened to our payment plan? I think my hearing aid's Playing up.
You mean the one you failed to pay for the last two months? Look, I told you, I'm on my own now, but I'm expecting a cheque from my ex-husband, divorce settlement.
He owes me thousands.
As soon as that comes through, I'll get back on track.
When? About a week or so.
OK, well, when it arrives, I want this month's payment, plus the last two that you missed.
That's £1,500.
Do you understand? I don't want Mr Carter to send me to your door again.
It's not nice for either of us, is it? It's embarrassing.
Yeah? Firm Glynn? Yeah, it's me, erm Wow.
Sorry.
I can't believe it.
Erm ls now a good time? I know you said five, but No, don't be silly, this is great.
Well, come in, what can I get you? A tea? A coffee? How's your sister? There's wardrobes here with plenty of hangers, and drawers there for your socks and pants, or whatever.
And the bathroom's just behind you.
Didn't you say I had my own bathroom? I thought you said it was ensuite? Well, it sort of is ensuite, isn't it? I mean, it's right there.
Can't get much closer than that.
Yeah, I suppose, yeah.
So, a PhD, eh? A right little brainbox, ain't you? Are you still into your magic? You used to love all that.
Card tricks and whatnot.
Er No.
Not any more.
Oh.
Erm You mentioned something about extra storage space.
I notice that there's a shed in the garden.
I just wondered how much space there was.
I just have a few things.
Oh, well, I can get that shed cleared, yeah.
What sort of stuff are we talking about? Er Just a few tools, scaffold planks.
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
Yeah, and a cement mixer, small and medium-sized breakers, two diesel power generators.
Some electrical cable.
Circuit board and soldering irons, disco lights, karaoke machine, and a set of speakers.
And, oh, yeah, three nofour lawn mowers.
What is it you need four lawnmowers 'fir? Oh, I'm fixing them.
That's just what I do for money.
Helps me pay for my PhD.
Got you.
What the fu What the hell's going on? Dance got cancelled.
Yeah.
Miss Winter was sick all over Vicky.
Called me to pick 'em up.
They called you? Yes.
Who called? I did.
We went shopping and everything.
Look what Dad got me.
Oh.
This one has the best camera.
Oh, well, that's good, then.
Just a little £10 a month contract.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.
Listen, I just need to have a little chat with your mum, all right? OK? See you at the weekend.
Bye, Dad.
Bye.
So this is your plan now, is it? Gonna buy their affections now? Like I don't pay for everything as it is? Don't paint me as a bad guy.
I'm not the one who hired some bullshit massage therapist for his sports injury and then shagged her, that was you.
Well I know we've tried this before and you don't accept it, but I don't know, maybe you'll change our mind.
I don't want to take them away just to punish you.
I just don't want them getting hurt.
Mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-um! Oh, Shit! Sorry, darling, hang on a minute.
Who the hell is this and why is he in my room? OK, erm Look, you remember my friend, dance friend Sarah? Well, you probably don't.
Well, this is her younger brother Glynn.
He's come to look at the room.
He's really good at fixing things and, you know, be good to have around, right? My dad wouldn't chuck me out my own room.
This is a joke.
Alice.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Don't be, don't be.
So Well, what do you think? Er Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Erm I was just wondering, is there a Nando's nearby? Nando's? Er Yeah, I think there's one on the high street, about a ten minute walk away.
Ten minutes? OK, erm Yeah, I'll take it.
Oh, well, great.
Yeah.
Insider trading happens when somebody with non-public information trades on that information, makes money, thus having an unfair advantage over everybody else.
This highly illegal activity can be pretty lucrative.
But if caught, it comes with a punishment of up to seven years in prison.
Sorry, can I help you with something? Erm I'm looking for some info on banking.
Stocks and shares, that sort of thing.
I had a look online, but I need more details.
OK, what kind of details? Well, how it all works, you know? Buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, and all that.
I'm, erm I'm looking to invest.
I see.
Please follow me.
Oh, thanks.
Where are you going? I'm going out.
What do you mean? You and Lily have dance class in 20 minutes.
Yeah, I'm not doing dance any more, I've had enough.
When was this decided? Er Since I've been living here with you so I never get to do anything because I always have to look after Lily.
Don't worry, I'll be home before you have to go to work.
Darling, listen to me, I know you're upset because of everything that's going on, but none of this is anybody's fault, OK? I think it's your fault.
Lily, what are you doing out of bed? I can't sleep.
Well, you've got school in the morning, darling.
Go on, up you go.
What's the matter? Come on, what is it? We're not going to be moving away from you.
What? Who said that? Heard Dad talking about maybe me and Alice moving away with him and Beth.
But what's going to happen to you? Come here.
Look, I am not going anywhere.
OK? You have got nothing to worry about.
Everything's gonna be fine.
'Business news on CB Radio.
' 'Osprex Electronics shares have risen overnight by over 15% 'as the British company merges with American firm Panatronics.
'Elsewhere, there's been a drop in Bitcoin' No, of course it's That's not the issue here.
The problem is, regardless of what this report says, if we invest too much, it will link back to us.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Hey, babe.
I've finished the kitchen now.
Are you done in here? I'm done.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Cool.
Actually Do you fancy a quick drink? An insider trader? Yeah.
But I thought he was a stockbroker.
Well, he is a stockbroker, but he's also an insider trader.
You know Gordon Gekko in that film Wall Street? Obviously not.
Anyway, he trades on the inside.
Inside of what? Inside of the information that he has.
Well, what information? The information, Jess.
The information he has from trading on the inside.
That's how it works.
Look, OK, these insider traders have info that the public don't know about.
They then invest that info into the stock market.
Bingo.
The value of whatever they've bought goes up cos they knew it was gonna go up.
They have the information.
That's how it works.
That's how they get rich.
But how do they get the information? Well, they share it with each other.
So, like, if somebody knows a company's gonna get bought out, they know their stocks will rise.
So then he passes the info on.
I mean, it's all very hush-hush.
So it's against the law? Oh, yeah, big time, like, ten years in prison.
Very illegal.
And the guy who always works late, he's doing this? I heard him, yeah.
So So what, you want to call the police? The police? No.
Don't you get it? There is money to be made here.
But you just told me it was illegal.
If we get caught.
But we're just a couple of cleaners.
And just think, if this does work, you'll have the money for your van before you know it.
No-one's gonna know.
That's the kind of thing my brother would say.
And look where he is.
Oh, come on, this is totally different.
Look, why should these greedy bastards be the ones to cut corners and get rich and we're the ones who get shafted? You know why - cos we're scared.
Soyou want us to listen to stock market tips at the office? Mm-hm.
Well, how would we do it? Well, I have one idea.
Alice is just going through a phase.
Do you remember when I was younger and I really wanted to be a roller-skater? I thought it was going to be well cool, and I'd skate everywhere.
And then I met Kevin Barker.
And Yeah, well, I gave up.
Skating was a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Well, thanks, Jess, that makes me feel so much better (!) These instructions aren't in English, babe.
Well, I bought it real cheap on eBay.
Cost more for the postage and packaging.
Come on, I'm sure I can make this work.
Where's all the pictures? Oh.
OK, look, let's just try.
There's the on button.
Ready? Testing, testing, one, two, three.
I can't hear anything.
Total crap.
Look, maybe if we're going to do this, we should do it right, and, like, you know, pay for one that actually works? Sorry, that was my fault, I just dropped a photocopier.
It's all OK.
Yeah, it's kind of old and a cable came loose during shipping, but yeah, I think it should be OK.
Yeah.
What, it works? Yeah.
It should be fine for what you need, I think.
OK, so how close do I need to get the microphone so I can hear him? As close as possible, but it'll pick up anything from 10ft quite clearly.
Well, that should be fine.
Great.
Thank you.
OK, why don't I go upstairs and demonstrate? You use the headphones and then you can shout up if you can hear me.
Great idea.
Cool OK, thanks.
I thought you weren't telling anyone about this.
We're not.
Well, how come Glynn knows? He doesn't.
I told him we needed the listening device to spy on your boyfriend.
That we think he's cheating on you.
What? 'OK, I'm in the bedroom, 'talking about 5ft from the microphone.
'Shout if you can hear me.
' Yeah, you're coming through.
What did you tell him that for? Well, what else? I had to come up with something.
And besides, who knows what your Chris gets up to.
'OK, I'm about 10ft from the mic now.
Can you still hear me?' Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're still coming through.
'I just, er I just wanted to say, 'I am sure you're just being paranoid, Jess.
'I'd be surprised if your boyfriend really was cheating on you.
' Can't believe you told him that.
Couldn't you have thought of something else? What? Oh, thanks so much for doing that.
That's brilliant.
Yeah, no problem.
I could even help you plant the microphone if you need? Oh, no, no, that's fine.
We can, erm handle it from here.
I'll just be another hour or two.
'I'll put your dinner on and leave it in the oven.
' Yeah.
'Still busy?' Yes.
It's crazy busy out here.
'All right, babe.
Love you.
' Yeah, you too.
I don't understand.
Why can't we wait for another night? When he's not here? That'd be easier.
No, because he's working late tonight to talk insider deals.
I want to hear what he's saying.
If we wait, I might miss my chance.
Looks like now's that chance.
What? Wait there.
No, Sam! Cover for me if he comes.
OK.
Erm No, it's too big.
Shit.
OK.
Oh, God, come on.
Yes.
Oh, hey, erm I haven't wiped your desk yet.
Erm I thought now might be a good time? Well Do you want me to wipe it now? It's just, if you're busy, it's OK, I can wait, I just I didn't want you to think that I'd forgotten.
Cos I hadn'thaven't forgotten.
I just was waiting for you to go to the toilet or something.
Do you need the toilet? I've just been to the toilet.
Oh, OK.
Look, you know what, I'll let you know when I need my office cleaned.
Right.
Oh, got it.
Oh, one second! Erm Your flies They're fine.
Oh.
Sorry.
'Y All right.
Who are you thinking? Bevan Brothers Steel has an imminent takeover.
'Yeah?' 'OK.
' Steel.
'No.
I'm going to need to open more accounts, OK?' I can't believe we're actually doing this.
So what happens now? How do we get the money? We'll have to set up an account with an online broker, they handle the transaction, we just need to make an investment.
OK, so how much are we gonna invest? That depends on you.
Why does it depend on me? Well, all of my credit cards are kind of maxed out.
So I was thinking k? Well, yeah, you've got that money in your savings.
Look, don't worry, OK? This is a sure thing.
You won't lose a penny.
OK, so the Bevan Brothers Steel shares cost £10 each.
How many do we want? Well, how about for this first time we just be careful and just test it, see if it works? Yeah, well, test it with how many? How about one for now? One share?! Yeah.
Well, there's no point.
We can't waste this opportunity.
One share is no good.
Yeah, but how do we know for sure it's even going to work? Imminent takeover, that's what he said.
We buy now, it gets announced, and the stocks will go up.
This is what insider trading's all about.
But we're not insider traders.
We're just cleaners.
Look, one share, £10, that's all I want to risk.
Five shares, £50.
If it doesn't come off, I'll pay you back, but it will come off.
OK, five shares.
But I want it all back, Sam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll get it.
What are you doing? What? That's 50.
Yeah, that's what you said, £50.
No, no, no, that's 50 shares, that's £500.
That's too much.
Oh, OK Well, look, it's the same deal.
Look, please don't worry.
I'll pay you back, OK? So what happens now? Well, I've placed an order, and then we just have to, you know, see what happens when the takeover gets announced.
This phone won't wipe.
Hm.
Wipe, wipe, wipe some.
Wipe, wipe, wipe.
Phone when you finish.
'Place your bets, please.
' '19.
Red.
Odd.
Spin again.
' Er Come on.
It's getting late, sweetheart.
Come on, you can finish this when you get home from school tomorrow.
Ten more minutes.
No, you've had ten more minutes.
Come on, in you get.
Grr.
I like it when you don't have work.
I get tucked in properly.
Mwah! Love you.
Sleep well, darling.
Lily's going to sleep now so if you're going to be in here, keep the noise down, please.
No phone calls to Jake.
I do love you, you know.
Night, Mum.
Good night, sweetheart.
What are you doing? Why do you need your bag? Nothing.
Go to sleep.
There you go.
Let me know what you think about this.
It's a new recipe I'm playing with.
What the hell is this? It's carrot and ginger with a pineapple slice.
Carrots? Yeah.
What, you never had carrot cake before? Course I have.
Just don't agree with it.
I like my carrots next to my peas on a nice Sunday roast, and that's where they belong, to Jamie Oliver over there! 'Red Giant Steel has merged with Scottish company Bevan Brothers.
' Oh, wait, go back.
What? Go back, go back, I went to see that.
Business news? What you doing? '.
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leaders, 'with forecasters optimistically predicting' Since when were you interested in this crap? '.
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Number one steel manufacturer in the world.
' Jess? The takeover, it's been announced.
When? I don't know, I'm watching it on TV right now.
Which channel? It's on 103.
'For shareholders in Bevan Brothers Steel, 'today's announcement is good news 'as the share price began to climb' Yeah! '.
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Rapidly before the market closed this afternoon.
' We're looking at 45, maybe even 50%.
That's just a prediction.
Which means around 70 grand each.
Well, we will find that out tomorrow, my friend.
So, how much have we made? Erm Hang on.
Erm Come on.
Holy shit, Jess.
We've made, like, over £250 already.
And it will probably go up even more tomorrow.
It's worked! Mum.
What? What is it, Lily? It's Alice.
OK, I'll speak then.
It's Charlotte here 'with your breakfast news.
'And it looks like another fine day out there.
' 'A clear and frosty start.
'It will be dry with plenty of sunshine.
' 'There is growing anger 'around banks rewarding their top staff.
' 'I think work is the best route out of poverty.
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a short time ago was up 34 points at 66.
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'Over to the city now for the latest business news with Michael.
'Michael, what are the headlines?' How is it? You get it up? No, it's a stain.
It won't come up.
That's why they're called stains, Viktor.
You need to scrub it harder.
The traders are coming.
No, I need to go home.
I told you I need to leave on time today.
OK, when stain is gone, then you go.
Ow! Idiot.
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' Girls! Come on, we're late! Will you turn that music off, please? Come on! Mum, you haven't washed my leotard.
I can't wear it, it stinks! Well, look, I haven't got any washing powder at the minute so you're just going to have to spray some deodorant on it or something, all right? I thought you were cleaning one of your posher houses this morning - they make you get dressed up for it now, is it? No, because I've got to see your dad.
Come on, please, Lily! Turn that off.
Come on, girls, we haven't got time for this.
Girls.
I'm serious now, come on.
All right, go on, then.
Spin round.
Come on, turn it off, please.
No.
Get your coats on.
I'm working again tonight.
So you'll have to come straight home after dance class to watch Lily.
But I had plans tonight.
What, plans with this Jake? Well, you're not going out.
What's a 17-year-old doing with a girl two years younger, anyway? Is he a paedo or something? Mum! If he touches you, I'll chop his bloody willy off.
Just be careful, OK? OK.
'Bye, Mum!' Lily, put that away now, please.
Just a minute.
Put it away or I'll take it off you, OK? I gave you that phone so you could speak to me if you needed anything, not to play games.
Now, come on, out you get, I'm in a rush.
OK, love you both! Yeah, love you too, Mum.
'Place your bets, please.
' '30, red.
Spin again.
' Oh.
'Player wins.
' Ooh, shit! What are you doing? No.
Sorry, mate! It's just a little bump! I'm sure you'll get over it.
Oi! Come back! Shit.
Five quid? Oh, for fuck Where the hell have you been? She's down there waiting for us.
Bloody supervisor always keeping me behind.
What's in the folder? Just some things I need.
You're 40 minutes late.
Great.
Plenty of time for a pee, then.
Y So, what we must remember at all times during our discussion is why we're here.
Alice and Lily.
And that's why I have written their names on the board.
OK, so, who wants to get the ball rolling today? I think maybe I should.
I have something I wanna say.
OK.
Great.
Well, the thing is, with the girls, I just I don't see how it's gonna work.
How what's going to work? What we talked about, you know, splitting the time between the two of us I just think that You know Oh, for God's sake, spit it out! I think the girls should come and live with me full time.
What? I just think that's what's best for them.
Not living with their mum, you think that's what's best for them? Wait a minute, Sam.
Let Dave finish.
You can't look after them properly.
We've already talked about that zero hours contract you're on.
You have sex in our bed with another woman and you think you're taking the girls off me? I shouldn't have done that.
But we're both at fault here.
The girls need to come and live with me and that is the only option.
Dave, why do you feel the girls have no choice but to live with you? I know we've already gone over Sam's gambling and she doesn't think it's an issue.
It's not.
It's not.
I have a little flutter now and again, that's all.
Is that true? Yes! I have my post redirected.
And I received this.
It's a court summons for a credit card that Sam took out in my name.
A card I knew nothing about.
She's racked up over eight grand in three months.
All from gambling.
That makes it look worse than it is.
You could win that back in no time.
Yeah, and then you'd lose it again.
I have to pay this back.
Not to mention the 15 grand we already owe.
Plus the money I have to fork out to keep a roof over your head.
Rent you fork out for your daughters' heads, you mean.
Yeah, but I'm not living with them, am I? You are.
That woman is not raising my girls.
Over my dead body, is she.
Beth is not going to replace you as a mother.
But she is going to be part of their lives and you need to get used to that.
Like hell she is.
You are not taking my girls away from me.
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' Sam, it's Warren.
Look, I know you're in there, Sam, because the telly's on.
No point hiding.
I'd like to keep things friendly, really.
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' '22, black, even Jess! Jess, come on! 'The train arriving on platform two' Nearly missed it.
He's not taking my kids away from me, no way.
Why does he even think that, though? Well, he thinks I'm gambling again.
Yeah, but you're not, though, are you? No.
Course not.
Anyway, look, how's your mum doing? Has she worked things out yet? Yeah, she's all right.
But the cafe's struggling.
The rent's gone up again.
Oh.
And I think we're going to have to give it up.
Oh, no, such a shame.
Well, it is.
But I've got an idea.
A mobile cafe.
Like the ones they have round here.
Yeah.
You know, that way, we can keep the business going without having to pay any greedy landlords.
How would you afford it, though? Well, I've got my dad's inheritance.
It's not a lot, but I reckon if I save a bit more, I reckon I could do it.
I think it's a great idea, babe.
Yeah? Yeah.
I do.
Yeah.
Though if Chris would get his arse in gear, we could have the money in no time.
Uh'.
! He needs a good kick up the backside, that one.
Yeah, don't worry, babe, I'm kicking it.
That's my girl.
You're kidding me.
All right? I ask him why can't he wait and pee in the toilet? He says, "Oh, it's all the same, "the pipes are all going the same way.
" He holds it in the shower and pees down the drain.
When Jess was living next door with her boyfriend, what was his name? Kevin? Yeah.
He used to get drunk and pee in her wardrobe.
I could hear her shouting at him through the wall.
In the wardrobe? Yeah, but only ever on my side.
I'd wake up and find him peeing all over my clothes.
What a filthy pig.
Mine picks his nose.
Eurgh! A nose picker? We've got one of those on our floor, don't we, Sam? Yeah, the Hoover crackles every time I go past the stairs.
ALL: Oh! So many stains to clean on your floor.
Why do they need so many? Well, to count all of the millions they're making from doing bugger all.
'Y Just a bunch of rich guys getting paid to move even richer guys' money about.
Viktor, Viktor! Viktor.
Oh, look lively.
Hey, Viktor, I was just wondering Oh, have you been hitting the gym? You're looking really big, very muscular.
Anyway, I was wondering if you had any hours available, day shifts, you know, toilet patrol? For you? No.
I know what you did with the pen.
What pen? You coloured the carpet with a pen, it is a different colour.
OK, so I improvised, but I got rid of the stain, didn't I? Come on, please, I'm a little short this month.
No.
And you are now on a warning.
I'm watching you, Sam Cook.
Any more trouble and you'll be out.
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' 'Place your bets, please.
' '30, red, even.
Spin again.
' '33.
Spin again.
' Hey.
Yeah, hey.
Erm Look, did you clean my office earlier? Because there are still ring marks on the desk.
Oh, you want me to wipe the desks? That's part of cleaning, isn't it? Wiping? Yeah, but I don't touch the desks.
I don't want to mess anything up because it looks important.
Just make sure you wipe the desks, all right? Yeah, hello? 'You all right?' Yep, I'm still in the office.
There's nobody here.
I think we need to slow down.
But I'm the one taking all the risk here.
Swanny, if I get caught, it's seven years, minimum.
Yeah, well, you know what, I don't care what the others think.
It's not a sure thing.
I'm the guy who goes down.
You all make 50 grand.
What are you saying? So you're blackmailing me? 'Place the investments and I won't say anything.
' Fine.
Just tell me the company.
'OK.
Osprex Electronics.
'That's O, S, P, R, E, X.
Have you got it?' Yeah, yes.
'You sure?' Osprex Electronics.
I got it.
'Are you sure you can handle it?' Look, of course I can handle it.
'Fine.
Good.
' I'll call you when it's done.
Hi, Sam.
Er Do you have a minute? I need to speak with you about Lily.
Oh, yeah, OK.
She thumped her so hard, she broke Jadine's glasses.
She could have got a piece stuck in her eye.
Now, I realise they were arguing and she broke Lily's phone, which, may I point out, shouldn't even be in school.
Besides that, I don't think this is the way Lily should resolve her problems.
Well, no, of course not.
She's in big trouble, don't you worry about that.
Yes, well, I assume this isn't true, but Lily says that you were the one who told her to hit Jadine.
Me? Yes, she says you told her you don't start the fights, but you damn well finish them.
When someone hits you, you hit them back and she should knock Jadine's block off.
Oh! W Absolutely not.
I would never tell her to do anything like that.
I did say that, yes, but what you don't do is go telling the teacher on me, OK? Just be good girls, please.
I don't want any more trouble from that school.
Oh.
Great! Burnt fish fingers again.
They're not burnt, they're fine.
There.
What do you say? Thanks, Mum.
Yeah, thanks.
No.
Hey! No phones at the dinner table.
I was right in the middle of something.
I know what you were right in the middle of.
You've got your audition to be worrying about.
You've got the chance to be in one of the top dance schools in England.
I don't want you throwing it away over some boy who's just trying to get his end away.
He's become a distraction.
Yeah, a distraction from you.
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' 'Red, 25.
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' Mum, look.
Oh.
Yes, darling? Oh, is that me and my cleaning gear? Yeah.
It's very good.
I used to have my hair long like this, until you two girls came along.
Mum, how do I work out the circumference of a circle again? Come on, you know this.
You measure the width, to find the diameter, then you halve that to get the radius.
Yeah.
So then you use that formula, two pi R, R is radius.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Mum, you should be a teacher.
You know all the answers.
Bit late for that, sweetheart.
Hey, why don't I see if I can get this screen fixed for you, eh? So, girls, I've been thinking, how would you feel about getting bunk beds? Bunk beds? Yeah.
You know, with, like, a little ladder that you can climb up.
How cool would that be? You can share a room together.
Share a room? What for? OK, look, I need you to move into Lily's bedroom and I don't want any complaining about it.
I'm going to get a lodger in.
But this has to be a secret from your dad, OK? It's just for a short while.
This is shit.
Oh.
Alice! You all right, love? Sorry I've been so long.
Is everything OK? Yeah.
Oh, no, actually, the grinder's been playing up again.
I think we need Tony to come in and take another look.
Nah, just gotta poke it with a screwdriver, works all right for me.
Yeah, and I told you, you shouldn't be doing that.
You're gonna lose your hand in there one of these days.
Oh, it's fine.
I've still got another one.
I'll give it a poke once I've had a cup of tea.
I How was he? The same.
I don't know why I bother.
He didn't want to talk, just stared out the window, watching a man cutting the grass.
Riveting Maybe you should go and see him.
He's still your brother.
What are you doing here? I've been trying to get hold of you, maybe you missed my calls.
We need to talk, you got time? No, now's not a good time.
I've gotta go to work.
I understand it must be difficult, juggling work, looking after those girls, but I really need that money.
So it'll be 17,000 you owe Mr Carter now.
What happened to our payment plan? I think my hearing aid's Playing up.
You mean the one you failed to pay for the last two months? Look, I told you, I'm on my own now, but I'm expecting a cheque from my ex-husband, divorce settlement.
He owes me thousands.
As soon as that comes through, I'll get back on track.
When? About a week or so.
OK, well, when it arrives, I want this month's payment, plus the last two that you missed.
That's £1,500.
Do you understand? I don't want Mr Carter to send me to your door again.
It's not nice for either of us, is it? It's embarrassing.
Yeah? Firm Glynn? Yeah, it's me, erm Wow.
Sorry.
I can't believe it.
Erm ls now a good time? I know you said five, but No, don't be silly, this is great.
Well, come in, what can I get you? A tea? A coffee? How's your sister? There's wardrobes here with plenty of hangers, and drawers there for your socks and pants, or whatever.
And the bathroom's just behind you.
Didn't you say I had my own bathroom? I thought you said it was ensuite? Well, it sort of is ensuite, isn't it? I mean, it's right there.
Can't get much closer than that.
Yeah, I suppose, yeah.
So, a PhD, eh? A right little brainbox, ain't you? Are you still into your magic? You used to love all that.
Card tricks and whatnot.
Er No.
Not any more.
Oh.
Erm You mentioned something about extra storage space.
I notice that there's a shed in the garden.
I just wondered how much space there was.
I just have a few things.
Oh, well, I can get that shed cleared, yeah.
What sort of stuff are we talking about? Er Just a few tools, scaffold planks.
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
Yeah, and a cement mixer, small and medium-sized breakers, two diesel power generators.
Some electrical cable.
Circuit board and soldering irons, disco lights, karaoke machine, and a set of speakers.
And, oh, yeah, three nofour lawn mowers.
What is it you need four lawnmowers 'fir? Oh, I'm fixing them.
That's just what I do for money.
Helps me pay for my PhD.
Got you.
What the fu What the hell's going on? Dance got cancelled.
Yeah.
Miss Winter was sick all over Vicky.
Called me to pick 'em up.
They called you? Yes.
Who called? I did.
We went shopping and everything.
Look what Dad got me.
Oh.
This one has the best camera.
Oh, well, that's good, then.
Just a little £10 a month contract.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.
Listen, I just need to have a little chat with your mum, all right? OK? See you at the weekend.
Bye, Dad.
Bye.
So this is your plan now, is it? Gonna buy their affections now? Like I don't pay for everything as it is? Don't paint me as a bad guy.
I'm not the one who hired some bullshit massage therapist for his sports injury and then shagged her, that was you.
Well I know we've tried this before and you don't accept it, but I don't know, maybe you'll change our mind.
I don't want to take them away just to punish you.
I just don't want them getting hurt.
Mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-um! Oh, Shit! Sorry, darling, hang on a minute.
Who the hell is this and why is he in my room? OK, erm Look, you remember my friend, dance friend Sarah? Well, you probably don't.
Well, this is her younger brother Glynn.
He's come to look at the room.
He's really good at fixing things and, you know, be good to have around, right? My dad wouldn't chuck me out my own room.
This is a joke.
Alice.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Don't be, don't be.
So Well, what do you think? Er Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Erm I was just wondering, is there a Nando's nearby? Nando's? Er Yeah, I think there's one on the high street, about a ten minute walk away.
Ten minutes? OK, erm Yeah, I'll take it.
Oh, well, great.
Yeah.
Insider trading happens when somebody with non-public information trades on that information, makes money, thus having an unfair advantage over everybody else.
This highly illegal activity can be pretty lucrative.
But if caught, it comes with a punishment of up to seven years in prison.
Sorry, can I help you with something? Erm I'm looking for some info on banking.
Stocks and shares, that sort of thing.
I had a look online, but I need more details.
OK, what kind of details? Well, how it all works, you know? Buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, and all that.
I'm, erm I'm looking to invest.
I see.
Please follow me.
Oh, thanks.
Where are you going? I'm going out.
What do you mean? You and Lily have dance class in 20 minutes.
Yeah, I'm not doing dance any more, I've had enough.
When was this decided? Er Since I've been living here with you so I never get to do anything because I always have to look after Lily.
Don't worry, I'll be home before you have to go to work.
Darling, listen to me, I know you're upset because of everything that's going on, but none of this is anybody's fault, OK? I think it's your fault.
Lily, what are you doing out of bed? I can't sleep.
Well, you've got school in the morning, darling.
Go on, up you go.
What's the matter? Come on, what is it? We're not going to be moving away from you.
What? Who said that? Heard Dad talking about maybe me and Alice moving away with him and Beth.
But what's going to happen to you? Come here.
Look, I am not going anywhere.
OK? You have got nothing to worry about.
Everything's gonna be fine.
'Business news on CB Radio.
' 'Osprex Electronics shares have risen overnight by over 15% 'as the British company merges with American firm Panatronics.
'Elsewhere, there's been a drop in Bitcoin' No, of course it's That's not the issue here.
The problem is, regardless of what this report says, if we invest too much, it will link back to us.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Hey, babe.
I've finished the kitchen now.
Are you done in here? I'm done.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Cool.
Actually Do you fancy a quick drink? An insider trader? Yeah.
But I thought he was a stockbroker.
Well, he is a stockbroker, but he's also an insider trader.
You know Gordon Gekko in that film Wall Street? Obviously not.
Anyway, he trades on the inside.
Inside of what? Inside of the information that he has.
Well, what information? The information, Jess.
The information he has from trading on the inside.
That's how it works.
Look, OK, these insider traders have info that the public don't know about.
They then invest that info into the stock market.
Bingo.
The value of whatever they've bought goes up cos they knew it was gonna go up.
They have the information.
That's how it works.
That's how they get rich.
But how do they get the information? Well, they share it with each other.
So, like, if somebody knows a company's gonna get bought out, they know their stocks will rise.
So then he passes the info on.
I mean, it's all very hush-hush.
So it's against the law? Oh, yeah, big time, like, ten years in prison.
Very illegal.
And the guy who always works late, he's doing this? I heard him, yeah.
So So what, you want to call the police? The police? No.
Don't you get it? There is money to be made here.
But you just told me it was illegal.
If we get caught.
But we're just a couple of cleaners.
And just think, if this does work, you'll have the money for your van before you know it.
No-one's gonna know.
That's the kind of thing my brother would say.
And look where he is.
Oh, come on, this is totally different.
Look, why should these greedy bastards be the ones to cut corners and get rich and we're the ones who get shafted? You know why - cos we're scared.
Soyou want us to listen to stock market tips at the office? Mm-hm.
Well, how would we do it? Well, I have one idea.
Alice is just going through a phase.
Do you remember when I was younger and I really wanted to be a roller-skater? I thought it was going to be well cool, and I'd skate everywhere.
And then I met Kevin Barker.
And Yeah, well, I gave up.
Skating was a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Well, thanks, Jess, that makes me feel so much better (!) These instructions aren't in English, babe.
Well, I bought it real cheap on eBay.
Cost more for the postage and packaging.
Come on, I'm sure I can make this work.
Where's all the pictures? Oh.
OK, look, let's just try.
There's the on button.
Ready? Testing, testing, one, two, three.
I can't hear anything.
Total crap.
Look, maybe if we're going to do this, we should do it right, and, like, you know, pay for one that actually works? Sorry, that was my fault, I just dropped a photocopier.
It's all OK.
Yeah, it's kind of old and a cable came loose during shipping, but yeah, I think it should be OK.
Yeah.
What, it works? Yeah.
It should be fine for what you need, I think.
OK, so how close do I need to get the microphone so I can hear him? As close as possible, but it'll pick up anything from 10ft quite clearly.
Well, that should be fine.
Great.
Thank you.
OK, why don't I go upstairs and demonstrate? You use the headphones and then you can shout up if you can hear me.
Great idea.
Cool OK, thanks.
I thought you weren't telling anyone about this.
We're not.
Well, how come Glynn knows? He doesn't.
I told him we needed the listening device to spy on your boyfriend.
That we think he's cheating on you.
What? 'OK, I'm in the bedroom, 'talking about 5ft from the microphone.
'Shout if you can hear me.
' Yeah, you're coming through.
What did you tell him that for? Well, what else? I had to come up with something.
And besides, who knows what your Chris gets up to.
'OK, I'm about 10ft from the mic now.
Can you still hear me?' Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're still coming through.
'I just, er I just wanted to say, 'I am sure you're just being paranoid, Jess.
'I'd be surprised if your boyfriend really was cheating on you.
' Can't believe you told him that.
Couldn't you have thought of something else? What? Oh, thanks so much for doing that.
That's brilliant.
Yeah, no problem.
I could even help you plant the microphone if you need? Oh, no, no, that's fine.
We can, erm handle it from here.
I'll just be another hour or two.
'I'll put your dinner on and leave it in the oven.
' Yeah.
'Still busy?' Yes.
It's crazy busy out here.
'All right, babe.
Love you.
' Yeah, you too.
I don't understand.
Why can't we wait for another night? When he's not here? That'd be easier.
No, because he's working late tonight to talk insider deals.
I want to hear what he's saying.
If we wait, I might miss my chance.
Looks like now's that chance.
What? Wait there.
No, Sam! Cover for me if he comes.
OK.
Erm No, it's too big.
Shit.
OK.
Oh, God, come on.
Yes.
Oh, hey, erm I haven't wiped your desk yet.
Erm I thought now might be a good time? Well Do you want me to wipe it now? It's just, if you're busy, it's OK, I can wait, I just I didn't want you to think that I'd forgotten.
Cos I hadn'thaven't forgotten.
I just was waiting for you to go to the toilet or something.
Do you need the toilet? I've just been to the toilet.
Oh, OK.
Look, you know what, I'll let you know when I need my office cleaned.
Right.
Oh, got it.
Oh, one second! Erm Your flies They're fine.
Oh.
Sorry.
'Y All right.
Who are you thinking? Bevan Brothers Steel has an imminent takeover.
'Yeah?' 'OK.
' Steel.
'No.
I'm going to need to open more accounts, OK?' I can't believe we're actually doing this.
So what happens now? How do we get the money? We'll have to set up an account with an online broker, they handle the transaction, we just need to make an investment.
OK, so how much are we gonna invest? That depends on you.
Why does it depend on me? Well, all of my credit cards are kind of maxed out.
So I was thinking k? Well, yeah, you've got that money in your savings.
Look, don't worry, OK? This is a sure thing.
You won't lose a penny.
OK, so the Bevan Brothers Steel shares cost £10 each.
How many do we want? Well, how about for this first time we just be careful and just test it, see if it works? Yeah, well, test it with how many? How about one for now? One share?! Yeah.
Well, there's no point.
We can't waste this opportunity.
One share is no good.
Yeah, but how do we know for sure it's even going to work? Imminent takeover, that's what he said.
We buy now, it gets announced, and the stocks will go up.
This is what insider trading's all about.
But we're not insider traders.
We're just cleaners.
Look, one share, £10, that's all I want to risk.
Five shares, £50.
If it doesn't come off, I'll pay you back, but it will come off.
OK, five shares.
But I want it all back, Sam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll get it.
What are you doing? What? That's 50.
Yeah, that's what you said, £50.
No, no, no, that's 50 shares, that's £500.
That's too much.
Oh, OK Well, look, it's the same deal.
Look, please don't worry.
I'll pay you back, OK? So what happens now? Well, I've placed an order, and then we just have to, you know, see what happens when the takeover gets announced.
This phone won't wipe.
Hm.
Wipe, wipe, wipe some.
Wipe, wipe, wipe.
Phone when you finish.
'Place your bets, please.
' '19.
Red.
Odd.
Spin again.
' Er Come on.
It's getting late, sweetheart.
Come on, you can finish this when you get home from school tomorrow.
Ten more minutes.
No, you've had ten more minutes.
Come on, in you get.
Grr.
I like it when you don't have work.
I get tucked in properly.
Mwah! Love you.
Sleep well, darling.
Lily's going to sleep now so if you're going to be in here, keep the noise down, please.
No phone calls to Jake.
I do love you, you know.
Night, Mum.
Good night, sweetheart.
What are you doing? Why do you need your bag? Nothing.
Go to sleep.
There you go.
Let me know what you think about this.
It's a new recipe I'm playing with.
What the hell is this? It's carrot and ginger with a pineapple slice.
Carrots? Yeah.
What, you never had carrot cake before? Course I have.
Just don't agree with it.
I like my carrots next to my peas on a nice Sunday roast, and that's where they belong, to Jamie Oliver over there! 'Red Giant Steel has merged with Scottish company Bevan Brothers.
' Oh, wait, go back.
What? Go back, go back, I went to see that.
Business news? What you doing? '.
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leaders, 'with forecasters optimistically predicting' Since when were you interested in this crap? '.
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Number one steel manufacturer in the world.
' Jess? The takeover, it's been announced.
When? I don't know, I'm watching it on TV right now.
Which channel? It's on 103.
'For shareholders in Bevan Brothers Steel, 'today's announcement is good news 'as the share price began to climb' Yeah! '.
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Rapidly before the market closed this afternoon.
' We're looking at 45, maybe even 50%.
That's just a prediction.
Which means around 70 grand each.
Well, we will find that out tomorrow, my friend.
So, how much have we made? Erm Hang on.
Erm Come on.
Holy shit, Jess.
We've made, like, over £250 already.
And it will probably go up even more tomorrow.
It's worked! Mum.
What? What is it, Lily? It's Alice.
OK, I'll speak then.