Comedy Revenge (2024) s01e01 Episode Script

1
Nice to meet you, everyone.
I am the master of this place.
We trampled on each other.
Turn this off, for crying out loud!
We got trampled on.
What are you doing?
We made people laugh
and cry.
After a fierce battle,
we took over this place.
And now!
We have invited new challengers
to this place.
Get ready to die. I won't leave you alone.
We will beat everyone up.
Get the ambulance ready.
Apologize to me!
Do you want revenge?
Okay. Bring it on.
Only one team can take the spotlight
in this bloody battle for revenge.
He's practically a nobody.
You must not know
how much I made last year.
For online content creators,
this isn't their strength.
I'll devote myself to you.
Laugh. This is comedy.
If you want the spotlight, fight and win.
You stabbed me.
Get out of my way!
I've always respected you…
It hurt my pride.
Should I say I'm giving up?
I suddenly had a mental breakdown.
That crazy punk. Stop it!
Let's get nasty, you bastards!
This is crazy.
Kiss!
Try and make me laugh.
COMEDY REVENGE
NO MONKEYS ALLOWED!
CHAPTER 1
THE CURTAIN OF REVENGE RISES
I hear everyone is ready to go all out.
We've prepared so much this time.
MASTER ROOM
You know, just trying hard
isn't always enough.
What do you mean?
Small fries are always just small fries.
They can never get the spotlight.
-What?
-Hey!
Lee Jin-ho.
Moon Se-yoon.
Kim Yong-myoung.
Team Deungchon-dong Lakers.
We made ourselves known in Deungchon-dong,
on a show called
People Looking for a Laugh.
Since we gathered the core members
from our prime,
I'd say we're a traditional team
aiming for a higher caliber of comedy.
Our comedy is seasoned comedy.
You seem pretty bland to me.
Somebody pass the salt.
#TRADITIONALISTS
#FOUNDATION OF LIVE COMEDY
That's a strong team.
Jin-ho and Yong-myoung
weren't here last season.
-Right.
-Yes.
They put together a good team.
They're the old boys of Comedy Big League.
This is a team with experience.
Honestly, the team that makes me nervous
is the Deungchon-dong Lakers.
They have two scary guys on offense.
Lee Jin-ho is good.
I know his potential.
I look forward to seeing it.
Honestly, you like fishing and dogs.
Did you ever like comedy?
-How could he say that?
-Look at his eyes!
There they are!
The Snake Eyes of the TV Studio!
That team is really strong.
I've got my eyes on them.
They're dangerous.
Why are we the first team?
The younger ones should've come first
and waited for us!
Why are we the first team?
What's this?
Lee Yong-jin.
Sin Gi-ru.
Shin Gyu-jin.
Team Punchline.
We're a team that delivers big laughs
with a single punchline.
We pack a strong punch.
And we have perfect timing.
Let me loosen up my tongue.
We will beat people up with our words.
#THE VERBAL ACES
#VERBAL ASSASSINS
Yong-jin came back with a whole new crew.
-What's he saying?
-High spirits.
-Let's go.
-All right.
The popularity I gained from doing
live comedy for about 17 years
nothing compared to what I gained
doing a show with Gi-ru.
-It got ten million views.
-Right.
Yes, so…
Gi-ru's comedy style is characterized
by her unfiltered speech.
What are you looking at, crazy b?
She's the top class,
and her comedy has no limits.
A dangerous person has joined the cast.
Tell them to hurry up.
-They're here.
-Who is it?
Kim Hae-jun.
Im Woo-il.
Park Se-mi.
Team Hello Guilty.
We're going with
an underground idol group theme.
The three of us were unknowns
for a long time,
but we got a lot of attention
for our alter egos only recently.
-It's so funny.
-Take the picture!
Okay.
You're doing so well.
It's not spicy at all, right?
Comedy for Millennials and Gen Z.
Hey!
That's hot!
Having just one character
that a comedian can be known for
is a success already.
But Hae-jun has so many alter egos.
MOST VIEWS 7.45 MILLION
COOL-J, THE DONGDAEMUN CLOTHES SALESMAN
MOST VIEWS 4.44 MILLION
TAEYANGIN, THE IMITATION SINGER
He's in great form,
and Millennials and Gen Z like him.
I definitely consider him a dark horse.
It means
we will do our best with the mindset
of a rookie team.
We're the team you love to hate
and hate to love.
Drawing from "guilty pleasure,"
we are Hello Guilty!
I get you two on the left,
but you're just an old student.
IM WOO-IL, AGE 43
He's our youngest member.
Aren't you the old Japanese man
who can swallow his upper lip?
It is you. A viral sensation is here.
That team worries me
because we don't know much about them.
Actually, the scariest person
is the one you don't have data on.
Right. Those guys are like
pure, white snow.
-Then, we should stomp on them.
-Yes, we should.
I hope we all get along.
We will totally trample on you.
Let's see what happens.
I'm curious about the next team.
-They're here.
-Here they come.
Who's there?
Yeah!
Oh, dear
Little miss, you can't be stopped
Kim Kyoung-wook.
Song Ha-bin.
Kim Ji-you.
Team Butlers and Little Miss.
I am Butler Tanaka,
and I look after the little miss.
HIS FULL NAME IS YUKIO TANAKA
AFTER LEAVING HIS LIFE
AS THE EMPEROR OF THE NIGH
-Oh, dear.
-Little miss, you can't be stopped.
TANAKA HAS BECOME
THE EMPEROR OF CHALLENGE VIDEOS
LITTLE MISS IS CRAZY ABOUT GUYS
We look all right today,
so I'll check them out.
Your hands are so big, just like mine.
FOX CLUB'S KIM JI-YOU
A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
SONG HA-BIN, THE CAT BUTLER
WITH 770,000 SUBSCRIBERS
All right.
We get about 100 million views a month.
THE SHORT-FORM COMEDY TEAM
WITH A TOTAL VIEW COUNT OF 1 BILLION
We'll show you our prowess
as the hottest comedians of the moment.
#THE HOTTEST SHORT-FORM VIDEOS
#ATTACK OF THE VIEW COUNTS
You guys have a great sense of style.
He's a senior SBS comedian.
Juniors, bow to him.
Kyoung-wook is here.
-He debuted in 2002.
-Kyoung-wook.
Kyoung-wook, what's wrong?
KYOUNG-WOOK IS
THE MOST SENIOR PARTICIPAN
I'm not sure, but within me…
I am a public TV comedian at heart.
-I don't think you know yourself.
-My inner self comes out at times.
It's like you're in denial.
TANAKA CLAIMS HE'S NOT KIM KYOUNG-WOOK
Their team is so weak.
I hate to say it,
but they're not very experienced.
The team whose members haven't been
on a big stage like this
is bound to be the weakest.
Honestly, Ha-bin,
what do you have
besides your cats and girlfriend?
-No, wait a minute.
-That's right.
For online content creators,
this isn't their strength.
You must not know
how much I made last year.
It's your first time being on
a comedy competition?
-Yes.
-We're a breath of fresh air.
-You are fresh.
-Like a spring breeze.
Woo-il is 44, like me.
But Im Woo-il is
the hottest guy these days.
-Someone is here!
-What's this?
I heard a gunshot.
Lee Seon-min.
Lee Jae-youl.
Kwak Beom.
Team Top Monkeys.
How dare you come here, you punks?
They brought down
the quality of this show.
They're the ones who destroyed the set!
This time, our inmate numbers
signify the date of the incident.
1 YEAR AGO, ON THAT DAY
WHAT AN EMBARRASSMEN
BEFORE THE WHOLE WORLD
LEE KYUNG-KYU DENOUNCES
KWAK BEOM'S MATING SKI
Turn this off, for crying out loud!
We have printed that date on our chests
as a reminder never to do that again.
Since then, I've been living
as if I were in prison.
We have hit rock bottom.
There's nowhere for us to go but up.
#REPENTANT MONKEYS
#WILD COMEDY
You must've repented for a year.
Your hair has gotten so long.
First of all, we caused a public uproar
with our monkey skit last year.
-And for that…
-So you know.
-We are sorry!
-We are sorry!
They are repenting.
Our team name means we should forget
about our days as monkeys
and rise to the top.
-We are Team Top Monkeys.
-Team Top Monkeys.
Okay.
-Who called us Flop Monkeys?
-Hey.
Hey, hold yourself back.
They still haven't learned their lesson.
I think it'd be best not to get
involved with the monkey team.
I believe they tried their best
during Comedy Royale,
but they weren't funny at all.
I don't think they have
anything more to show us.
The only way to turn the tables
is to show you
what we've got step by step.
We've worked hard to prepare for this.
We'll show you what we can…
Hold yourself back.
Look who it is!
The monkeys have prepared a lot.
They've prepared a wide array.
I've always respected you…
Die, you bastard!
Small peppers are…
Get off the stage.
-He's crying.
-Is he crying?
Is that everyone?
There should be one more.
One team isn't here yet. What's that?
-Who's there?
-There's one team left now.
-Come in.
-Nice.
-What's that?
-Come in.
-I like that visual.
-They put in a lot of effort.
Park Na-rae.
Lee Sang-jun.
Hwang Jae-seong.
Team Raspberries.
We are Team Raspberries.
Just like berries that grow in the wild…
I want to pluck it and eat it.
She means we will pluck the jokes
and eat them up.
We will pluck the fruits
from a victory tree and eat them.
By the way, I'm only getting
moisturized on one side.
Seriously.
Park Na-rae is here.
#HOT AND SPICY
#MATURE COMEDY
I'm looking forward to Na-rae's act.
She knows how to make skits work
and does more than just act out her part.
She didn't win
the Grand Prize for nothing.
She's the best at comedy skits,
and she exudes so much energy onstage.
I think she'll show us the pinnacle
of character transformation.
We'll witness the class of a veteran.
That's incredible!
That is pretty impressive.
No, but really…
I wanted to do
something new in this scene.
Something a little more raunchy.
Let's have some dirty fun today!
That's too raunchy!
It's a second set of monkeys.
Those guys are it this season.
They're the ones.
Na-rae can really cross the line
when she wants to.
She's a dangerous one.
There we go! Okay!
Waterbomb! Yeah!
If this goes wrong,
it could turn into another monkey fiasco.
I personally enjoyed the mating skit too.
You got her approval.
One team will
seriously get arrested this time.
-Long time no see.
-Good to see you.
ALL THE TEAMS HAVE GATHERED
You brought two cronies with you.
Of course.
The descendant of Ito Hirobumi?
No.
Stop talking nonsense and sit.
-What's this?
-What is going on?
-What's this?
-What is going on?
-Is it Kiss Time?
-Kiss Time.
Hey.
-What?
-Is there someone else?
The winning team.
Welcome to my house, you twerps.
What is she saying?
-What?
-Who's that lady?
You want revenge
without even knowing your place?
Are we at a theme park or what?
A bunch of random nobodies
have gathered to shoot with Netflix.
You worms!
"Worms"?
He called us nobodies.
You're ugly!
Is that a woman or a man?
You need some Propecia.
How tall is Chang-ho?
Everyone, quiet down!
-Finally!
-What did you say?
The Royale of Comedy will appear.
Did he say the boss of comedy is coming?
The boss?
The Comedy Royale!
Who?
Lee Kyung-kyu!
That's not him. Is it?
He's still making an effort like that.
That makes your thighs burn.
MASTER LEE KYUNG-KYU
-I like his outfit.
-He has finally arrived.
-I love it.
-I'm so touched.
Right. Last year's Comedy Royale…
Actually, those guys shouldn't be here.
-They should've been arrested.
-That's right.
Interpol should've arrested them.
As before, you will go through
three rounds of competition.
We will choose the most outstanding,
multi-talented, all-around comedian!
That person will become a recognized
world-class comedian!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
ROASTING BATTLE:
ROAST PARTY
ROAST: A COMEDY GENRE
OF MERCILESS TEASING
Her butt is as voluptuous as an apple.
Come on.
I guess all that groveling
on her knees paid off.
Let's have some dirty fun!
This is totally insane.
Before we get started,
I will explain the rules.
ROUND 1, MC EOM JI-YOON
A PARTY FOR THOSE HUNGRY FOR A ROAS
A ROAST PARTY
You've never even used it!
When someone sits in the roast seat,
comedians who want to roast that person
will take a number
and roast them in order.
When everyone takes their turn
roasting that person,
100 audience members,
including the master,
will judge the roasting with a vote.
USE WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO ROAST!
START THE ROAST PARTY!
-Roasting someone is hard.
-Right.
It's no fun if you go easy on someone.
But if you don't hold back at all…
If you don't hold back and go too hard,
you look too mean.
Right, keeping that balance
is really important.
Rather than teasing indiscriminately,
you should satirize
that person's weakness.
-And make it relatable.
-Right.
I'm so nervous.
I'm nervous.
Ladies and gentlemen.
-What? Just a voice?
-What's this?
I will reveal the first person
whom you will roast.
I hope I'm not first.
This person is a bad apple.
-Who is it?
-Who's the bad apple?
-Hwang Jae-seong!
-It's me.
ROAST TARGET HWANG JAE-SEONG
Jae-seong is a good target to roast.
He's a really good target.
All right, Hwang Jae-seong!
Let's go, guys!
I'm so scared.
Okay, everyone. Those of you who want
to join in on this roasting,
please take a number.
PARTICIPANTS WILL ROAST IN ORDER
-He's the first target.
-Who will go?
TEAM PUNCHLINE
LEE YONG-JIN
TEAM HELLO GUILTY
PARK SE-MI
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE JAE-YOUL
Then, the first participant,
please come up to the stage!
Yes, thank you.
Lee Yong-jin!
Just start talking. Why act all cool?
It's good to see you.
Right.
He changed his tone.
Right here, on the spot, we will do
a simple MBTI test with Hwang Jae-seong.
"My emotions change very rapidly."
True.
"I like doing things spontaneously."
True.
"I cannot get it up in the morning."
Not true!
The camera
is a wicked one.
-It picked the right spot.
-It went straight to it.
"I'd rather be with others
than be by myself."
True.
"I spend my free time
doing various things."
True.
"I often look up
Dongtan MILF look outfits."
What does this have anything
to do with MBTI?
Trust me!
Just answer with "True" or "Not true."
Not true.
-True.
-True.
It meant, "I dream of being in love
with a woman who isn't my wife."
Not true! You must be crazy!
-True.
-"I think
the most important thing in life is sex."
That's right.
That's what I think.
I'm sure it is.
This is dirty.
All right, everyone. The results are out.
You are neither an introvert
nor an extrovert.
You got an F.
Your MBTI type is
F-U-C-K.
That was a good jab.
It was a good start. I liked it.
Why is this so high up?
I actually came here to tell you
a heartwarming story about Jae-seong.
-Come on!
-That's a lie!
-You really warmed my heart once.
-Thank you.
I'm not a public TV comedian,
but when you were punishing
the other junior comedians,
you didn't want me to feel left out
and punished me as well.
What are you saying…
Are you insane…
She's a madwoman!
I've only met her
for the third time today.
And Jae-seong really doesn't show any bias
between men and women.
-Right.
-Don't say it.
He beats men and women equally.
-He hit me too.
-Really…
So, Jae-seong tried…
Are you crazy?
Are you insane?
So, Jae-seong tried to help me
develop my character.
He gave me such a hard noogie
that my eyes got closer together!
Hey, you guys are harsh.
I see! Good job!
She developed her character with that!
Thank you.
Does Hwang Jae-seong beat people?
-No. I know.
-I haven't heard anything about that.
-It is funny.
-Yes?
But it's not the truth.
Se-mi and I barely know each other,
but she just wrote a whole novel.
I don't want to hear it! Put down the mic!
Don't make me laugh!
Sir, please give us an answer.
"I despise my juniors."
Yes, true. Very true!
Okay, nice!
Who's the third person?
Nice, Jae-youl!
Yo, Jae-youl!
I will tear up the stage.
I'm kind of afraid of Jae-youl.
What are you doing?
Hello, Mr. Noh Joo-hyun.
Hey, Cha Seoung-won. Long time no see.
ACTING AS
CHA SEOUNG-WON AND NOH JOO-HYUN
By the way, that Hwang Jae-seong guy…
He and this infamous guy
in the entertainment industry,
Nam Chang-hee are good friends.
-They drink together often.
-That's right.
You know, this Hwang Jae-seong guy…
Whenever he goes to karaoke,
he gets so excited that,
in front of all his juniors,
he starts to jerk…
I will kill you, you psycho.
…his head this way and that
to Zion.T's "Yanghwa BRDG."
This means he wants to keep a copy
of this part to remember forever.
-I had this thought.
-What thought?
Our dear Mr. Hwang Jae-seong
should hurry up and pass…
What?
-I'll see you later, sir.
-All right.
-He should pass.
-Pass.
-Is that the end?
-He ended it there.
There he goes.
I can hear his act tumbling down.
The first target of the Roast Party.
The vote on the roasting acts
for Hwang Jae-seong
begins now!
You can press the number for the person
who had the best roasting act.
100 PEOPLE WILL VOTE
FOR THE BEST ROASTER
This is nerve-racking.
Mr. Seo Yeong-rak.
I made my choice.
-Really?
-Yes.
I voted too.
LEE KYUNG-KYU: VOTED FOR LEE YONG-JIN
-Se-mi?
-Right?
-Se-mi.
-Se-mi.
I really think Se-mi will come in first.
-I'm getting my hopes up a bit.
-No, really.
In first place
for Hwang Jae-seong's Roast Party is…
Lee Yong-jin!
TEAM PUNCHLINE'S LEE YONG-JIN WINS
VOTES: LEE YONG-JIN 30,
PARK SE-MI 17, LEE JAE-YOUL 10
What?
I was certain I had a better response
from the crowd.
This makes me suspicious of everything
that it had something to do
with his popularity.
Kim Hae-jun, come up to the stage!
Those of you who want to participate
in the roast, please take a number.
ROAST TARGET KIM HAE-JUN
Here comes the first participant!
She walks so well.
TEAM PUNCHLINE
Sin Gi-ru!
Hey, seriously.
Is there no one else to roast
but this guy?
As a comedienne,
I thought I'd make you laugh
with nothing but a mic
and a bottle of water.
So, I didn't put on any special costume.
From start to finish,
I'll just look beautiful…
Isn't that a costume?
You look like a gimbap roll!
Did you go to a funeral in Guam?
I went for the American widow look.
But why are you teasing me?
It's not even my turn! Why tease me?
I'm sorry.
Hae-jun and I have only met a few times.
We met for the first time recently.
Hae-jun said to me, "Hello, Gi-ru,"
and told me
he enjoyed my show, Repeat Restaurant.
A YOUTUBE SHOW
WHERE PUNGJA VISITS POPULAR RESTAURANTS
He said he enjoyed Repeat Restaurant.
They do look similar.
He told me he was cheering for me in life.
You didn't even say I was transgender.
You called me "trans fat."
So, well, yeah.
You totally got the wrong idea.
Aren't you the pigeon lady?
SHE RESEMBLES THE PIGEON LADY
FROM HOME ALONE
It's not my turn! Why roast me?
-I'm sorry.
-Stop them for me.
Hey, no side bets.
-Hae-jun, you're on Tasty Guys these days.
-Yes, that's right.
And you claim to be a fatty in public.
I do weigh a lot.
How much do you weigh?
I used to weigh 103 kg,
but I came down to 98 kg.
-From 103 to 98?
-Now, I weigh 98.
I weighed 105 kg
when I first got my period.
I weighed 105 kg.
Good job!
I will tell you what a true fatty is.
Hae-jun.
Do you wipe your own butt
after going to the toilet?
Hey.
-No way.
-No way. You do?
I wipe my own butt.
I can't believe it.
You can reach back there?
You can wipe that?
Then, perhaps,
can you get up on your own when you fall?
What is…
I get up by myself.
Don't you call a tow truck?
But wait a minute.
I'm dissing myself right now.
Hae-jun, I'll cheer you on. You can do it!
Thank you, Pungja!
Nice.
I think it was a smart strategy.
She didn't have anything
to attack him with,
so she compared him to herself.
Sin Gi-ru is a funny gal.
-She has a good knack for this.
-Yes.
The second participant, please come on up!
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE JAE-YOUL, LEE SEON-MIN, KWAK BEOM
I think our greatest strength
is our teamwork.
I thought we could go up together
and show off our teamwork.
You never know what might happen
with those three together.
What? All three of them came up.
I think they prepared
a different genre of roasting.
They'll do lame puns again.
It's been a while
since I've seen them all together.
What's this?
What's that?
-Connect the last letter
-Connect the last letter
Kim Hae-jun!
Newbie who acts like
he's Sexiest Man Alive!
-So, an E?
-What?
Eerie guy with average looks
but always gets cast in handsome roles!
Stars in adult videos by being a flirt!
What?
The guy my mom said was so gross.
Secretly hiding his lewd private life
as a two-faced Joseon Casanova
with his good image.
What's this?
Even ignoring his weak old parents
like a bad son
and going out to Hongdae on weekends
where he tells girls, "You're pretty!"
"YOU'RE PRETTY," A CATCHPHRASE
HIS ALTER EGO, CHOI JUN, USES
Yup, just saying, "Hey, she's pretty"
when he sees a pretty girl
while he holds meetings…
What is this?
…and all that nonsense!
Is it E?
Emerging in Hongdae on sunny days
with his hair like Choi Jun's
and saying "You're pretty"
to pretty girls and running amok!
-K! Kim Hae-jun!
-Again?
N! Newbie who's annoying as hell and acts
like he's Sexiest Man Alive!
Eerie guy with average looks
but always gets cast in handsome roles!
Stars in adult videos by being a flirt!
The guy my mom said was so gross.
Secretly hiding his lewd private life
with his so-called good image,
the crazy bastard.
D?
Damn deadbeat
who always wanders around Hongdae,
saying, "You're pretty.
Even prettier than the last one."
I never did that!
I never wandered around Hongdae!
…since he's a bad son too!
Only freaking saying,
"Hey, she's even sexier…
You can't keep repeating things.
…than the last one."
"I want to kiss her," while he always
holds meetings and nonsense!
Emerging in Hongdae on sunny days
in nothing but Choi Jun hair
and underpants, all oiled up,
saying to pretty girls,
"Oh, you're pretty."
"I filmed eight commercials.
Do you want to date me?"
And you run amok like a madman!
Nice!
Kwak Beom!
I liked that idea.
They did so well!
I didn't get it at first.
That was funny.
Indeed, those with nothing to lose…
-They're the scariest.
-They are.
They were just dissing him.
Just plain dissing him.
In first place for
Kim Hae-jun's Roast Party is…
These guys were good this time.
LEE KYUNG-KYU: VOTED FOR LEE JAE-YOUL
Congratulations, Lee Jae-youl!
TEAM TOP MONKEYS' LEE JAE-YOUL WINS
-Congrats, Jae-youl.
-With all three teammates…
Good job!
Beom, good job!
You guys are great!
Do you know what the core of comedy is?
It's repetition.
In this case,
they built up the set really well.
But it wasn't that clean.
It felt like
a pack of hyenas crowding around
and munching on rotting flesh.
Mr. Kim Hae-jun,
please choose the next roast target.
There's someone who's been catching my eye
and bothering me for a while.
It's Kwak Beom.
Kim Yong-myoung.
ROAST TARGET KIM YONG-MYOUNG
Okay!
Okay!
In the case of Kim Yong-myoung,
I bet several people
have been waiting for his turn,
since he's the oldest.
He's the oldest and your typical
dislikable guy.
Look at that.
-Kim Yong-myoung!
-Kim Yong-myoung!
The first participant,
come up to the stage.
-Kwak Beom!
-Let's go.
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
KWAK BEOM
Jeez.
-It's Jung Woo-sung.
-It's Jung Woo-sung.
He looks like a lizard.
Have you eaten?
Is this a roast of Jung Woo-sung?
I don't know about roasting or whatever.
When I first came to Seoul in 2008
to become a comedian,
weren't you the guy who was teaching
at the SBS Academy
to teach me comedy?
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
What did you learn?
He taught you?
But I don't know what I learned from you.
You were a comedian
on People Looking for a Laugh,
so why did you have your students
write your script?
-What? That guy…
-Hey, this is…
You got paid for being on the show.
Shouldn't you apologize for
making your students write your scripts?
You were the teacher,
but your students wrote the scripts.
Shouldn't you apologize?
Apologize to me!
"This script that you guys wrote
will be on TV next week."
"That's your present."
That's what he said.
How is that a present?
I helped them develop their skills
to write their scripts.
He knew nothing about comedy,
and I made him the Kwak Beom he is today.
I don't think
I'll ever call him my teacher.
Is this how he repays his teacher?
Yong-myoung. Get it together, Yong-myoung.
Your script didn't have a good punchline.
I didn't even use yours.
But you say that…
I sucked you dry? That's just…
Not even a tornado
would twist the story like that.
If a comedy set isn't based on truth,
-it's no fun.
-It lacks credibility.
Of course.
That guy was funny.
It was the truth.
The second participant,
come up to the stage.
-It's Oh Tae-sik.
-It is.
TEAM RASPBERRIES
LEE SANG-JUN
Twinkle, twinkle little star
-I know what this is.
-It's Kim Rae-won.
It's Kim Rae-won in Sunflower.
Where's the jerk
who did this to Yong-myoung's face?
His mom and dad.
You know,
I told myself over and over while working
on Comedy Big League for ten years.
Did you really have to
take all of the props to feel happy?
You f bastard.
That's a fact.
Our team doesn't lie.
He takes everything.
And because you kept taking
all of the props,
remember how we'd write, "Yong-myoung,
please don't take the props"?
Jeez.
So, you'd mostly just take vegetables,
and say,
"These will rot if I leave them anyway."
Hey, man.
Bean sprouts and water parsley
are fresh veggies that'll go bad in a day.
-He's right, though.
-Then, isn't it better
for someone to take them
and put them in pollack soup?
If there are
two or three hairtails for props,
you could braise one
and eat it with radishes! Do you know
how good it is to eat that with family?
Don't you know that, man?
It upsets me that you think
I took those things without any reason.
-You little…
-Hey, why are you stealing my thunder?
I can admit facts,
but if they're not true, I won't.
I understand that much,
but every time we shot Comedy Big League,
to save on utilities,
you showered before leaving.
That's true.
Yes, it's true.
I brought proof.
KIM YONG-MYOUNG, DON'T SHOWER HERE!
That sign is on the door
of every greenroom.
They really wrote that
at Comedy Big League.
-Right.
-Right. It's true.
Kim Yong-myoung is
going down the drain today.
It's karma.
That's how he has lived his life.
I've lived my life all wrong.
Hey, what is this?
-Why are you doing a skit?
-That's not how roasting is done!
Hey!
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE JAE-YOUL
Let's go, Jae-youl!
What's this?
Let's go!
He put on spandex, so I was wondering
if he was going to repeat
that nasty stuff from Season One.
LEE JAE-YOUL WORE FULL-BODY TIGHTS
TO PLAY A SPERM ON COMEDY ROYALE
The monkeys…
I wish to
bid one person farewell today.
Hi, Yong-myoung.
I'm your bangs.
Do you remember when we first met?
I've toughed it out on your head
ever since you were born.
-That's awesome.
-They've been there a while.
But you know,
let's stop this now.
It's hard for me to hang on any longer.
I'll sing a song for you.
It's a breakup song.
You should now say
That you don't have hair
That you don't have hair
I have actually been
Outside your pore for a while
He's good!
No, don't go!
I'm most afraid of autumn.
People like how the leaves fall,
but for me, my hair falls out.
You think your hair won't fall out
when you get older?
If it doesn't, you can address
the thank you card to your dad.
In first place for
Kim Yong-myoung's Roast Party is…
Who will it be?
In first place, Lee Jae-youl!
TEAM TOP MONKEYS' LEE JAE-YOUL WINS
That was nice!
Yong-myoung's roast was…
TEAM TOP MONKEYS' LEE JAE-YOUL
WINS TWICE IN A ROW
Man, Lee Jae-youl!
He pretty much swept the votes.
He took most of the votes.
Lee Jae-youl has prepared a lot.
The monkeys have prepared a lot.
It's the uprising of the underdog.
I should really stay on my toes.
Their energy was scary strong.
I was so glad that I got to show them
that even a monkey can get mad
if you step on him.
Good job.
-You should pick the next person.
-Right.
Should I choose ?
Nothing can stop us anymore.
We'll show you how it's done this time.
The opponent I will choose this time is…
Lee Kyung-kyu! Come out here!
What?
What?
Lee Kyung-kyu! Come out here!
Me?
Me?
Subtitle translation by: Youl-a Kim