Coyotes (2021) s01e01 Episode Script

1
A NETFLIX SERIES
[crickets chirping]
[vehicle approaching]
[radio stations tuning in and out]
[jazz playing]
[man] Ah!
[grunts]
[sighs]
[sighs]
- [glass smashes]
- [thump]
[soft thumping]
[boy cries out]
[owl hooting]
[sighs]
[echoing] I will find you!
You hear me?
I'll have your head! So try me!
[breathing heavily]
[wheezes]
Oh, shit.
[sighs]
[girl] So, yeah, I want to do poli sci.
[boy] Is poli sci something
you actually want to do?
I'm confident I want to, though.
I know I'll like doing it.
And I'll give it my all.
No stress, you know?
I'll say, "I did it," and I'll feel good.
- I don't want to be stressed out.
- [video game playing]
[boy] Wait a sec, I have to tell them.
Hey, you guys.
Did you know Mongoose
wants to major in poli sci?
Wow! Nice! So you're going to Paris?
- No, not for sure.
- You passed the entrance exam, right?
Yeah, yeah, I already did.
But I don't have money.
But that's okay, you can just get a job.
Yeah, but with food and rent,
it really isn't gonna be enough.
Hey, Ferret, can't you give her
some money? Just a little?
Are you crazy?
I don't have infinite money.
And I'm not a charity case.
Don't worry, we're all gonna find
a solution. And we're all with you.
And Jesus is with you.
- Jesus? Jesus?
- What's with Jesus?
[sings in French]
In front of everyone I pledge ♪
Upon my honor ♪
[all join in] And my tribute to You ♪
Is myself, Lord ♪
I want to love You forever ♪
More and more ♪
Protect my promise ♪
Our Lord Jesus ♪
I swear to follow You ♪
As a proud Christian ♪
I deliver myself whole ♪
I want to love You forever ♪
More and more ♪
Protect my promise ♪
Lord Jesus ♪
[all cheering]
[sighs]
[indi c ator ticking]
- [laughter and chatter]
- [girl 1] Hey.
- [boy 1] Hey.
- [girl 1] What's up?
- [boy 1] Your phone.
- [boy 2] Hey, Dob, hi, Impala.
- [Impala] Hi!
- [Dob] Your phone.
- Let's go, dudes.
- Your phone.
[woman] Hurry up!
[Impala] How are you?
Very good. Thank you.
There.
- That's right.
- [girl] Impala!
- My Panda! How are you?
- I'm good, you?
I'm fine!
- Ready?
- Hello. Give me your phone.
- Hello!
- Hello.
[car drawing up]
Where's your brother?
You could say hello first.
[car door slams]
Enjoy. Goodbye, big boy.
Stop. Your shoelace.
That one.
Don't get my car dirty!
[sighs]
Come on!
And your sock.
Patience, Jean-Pierre. Please.
[scoffs]
Little shit.
You really think I'm stupid,
and I despise that!
I'll see you in a few weeks.
Oh, and you stay out of trouble.
- [church bell ringing]
- [boy] I'm so excited!
Hey, there, man.
Now I understand why you weren't
on the bus with us.
- Big fight with my dad.
- Yeah, what's his deal?
Go talk to him.
I swear, I want to bash my dad's head in.
It's fine. You're with us now.
[chuckles]
Let's go.
- [girl chanting in French] Cricri!
- [all] Cricri!
- [girl] Crack splash!
- [all] Crack splash!
- And the Cricri fell in the water
- And the Cricri fell in the water
- But the Cricri could swim
- But the Cricri could swim
- He climbed back on his branch
- He climbed back on his branch
- And began to sing again
- And began to sing again
- Even louder!
- Even louder!
Is the height all right?
Ah, a little to the right, please.
Okay, perfect.
You want to put another one here
to welcome people?
I want to preserve a look
that's both chic and muted.
- You know what I mean?
- Mmm.
I don't want just anyone to barge in here.
If you need any more, you can let me know.
I don't need your help, Julek.
- I just want to be nice to you.
- Yeah, well, my answer is no, thank you.
[sighs] I'm gonna get new photos
to boost the ad on my website
- Mmm.
- [clock chiming]
[woman sighs]
[Julek] Are you coming?
[sighs]
What for?
To be nice.
Yeah. I am nice.
And, uh I was planning
to invite my neighbor.
Marc.
For dinner.
The customs guy?
[laughs]
[footsteps]
What's going on?
Julek was helping me put up
the paintings before the guests arrive.
- What guests?
- Say hello to him, please.
- Hmm.
- [opens can]
To answer your question,
we don't have reservations.
[Julek] But it shouldn't be long.
[sighs]
Are you coming to welcome the scouts?
There are plenty of nice boys.
And they are your age, too.
[dog barking]
Stop.
Good.
Should we go welcome them?
[singing in French] You will forever
Live great and beautiful ♪
And your invincible unity ♪
Will have an immortal motto ♪
King, law, and liberty ♪
King, law, and liberty ♪
King, law, and liberty ♪
So happy we're all together again.
So before we let you head to your tents,
I would first like to thank
- Ms. Anne-Françoise
- [all] Anne-Françoise! Anne-Françoise!
- Anne-Françoise! Anne-Françoise!
- Hey, you guys Hey!
- Anne-Françoise!
- Hey! Stop!
As I was saying, I would like to thank
Mrs. Anne-Françoise de Préalle
for kindly welcoming us this year.
She's accompanied by Father Julek,
the parish priest,
who will help you
through your promises.
Ms. de Préalle will give us a few words
to welcome us all here.
Welcome to Warnaffe,
the beautiful province of Luxembourg,
my children.
This summer will be so great.
You're all lovely, and young,
so
I advise you all
to really make the most of it.
- Okay.
- [giggling]
All that's left to do
is to wish you a great time here.
And don't hesitate to come find me
if you have the slightest problem.
Let's go find our teams!
Fennecs! Big necks!
Pangolins! With the win!
Squirrels! Chase their tails!
- Coyotes!
- [all howling]
[horn blares]
Go find your tents!
Oh, my God, Kevin! Are you high right now?
You wanna get on my case too?
Of course I will get on your case.
If it can help you appreciate
the life that God gave you.
Are you for real?
What's wrong with you?
Alert! Dob's approaching.
[Dob] You, come here.
Let's go.
You brought drugs with you?
You are a moron!
Maybe we're not so different.
Listen, if you mess this up,
it's gonna be my fault.
- So stay out of trouble, okay?
- If you touch me, you'll get fired.
- What are you gonna do, huh?
- [Mongoose] Doberman!
- I've got my eye on all of you, got it?
- [Kevin] It's fine, you guys.
We need to go and tell Impala
before all this gets worse.
Should we go?
Doesn't matter.
We'll look out for you, okay?
It's important, Kev.
You haven't been initiated yet,
but you're a Coyote. Am I right, guys?
We're here for you,
and we will protect you, no matter what.
Yeah, sure, why don't you ignore me?
Okay. Let's go switch posts.
Kevin, with Ferret
to get the stakes for the tent.
Panda, you're with Moose for the table.
[Panda] Yeah, and what will you do?
I'm in charge, okay?
Okay, let's go!
[crow cawing]
[sighs]
[phone vibrating]
[grunts]
CALL FROM BANSHALI
[sighs]
You have one new message.
[man] Hello, Mr. Marc.
You were supposed
to deliver something to me,
but I never received
a phone call from you, though.
That's not something you would do.
I hope nothing bad happened?
Give me a call back.
It's in your best interest.
[pop song playing]
[man] What's up, Marc?
Hey, Marc.
Hey there, kiddies.
What do you need?
CUSTOMS
Hey, there, big guy.
Freddo.
[Marc] Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
[switches music off]
Happy birthday, Angelo.
- Huh.
- [woman chuckles]
- [grunts]
- What do you say?
- [grunts]
- Yeah. Good job, big guy.
Wow!
- [grunts]
- So nice.
Blow.
[plays note]
- [Freddo] I hope you brought earplugs.
- [woman] Freddo.
That's good.
Go on again. Blow, blow, blow. Blow.
- [plays note]
- Do it.
Where's Toni?
Haven't seen him.
He must have had a fight with Marie.
Typical.
Like this.
Dona.
You can do it.
There are five Rolexes
arriving directly from Dubai.
I've forged the fake certificates.
Take all of it to the jeweler's tomorrow
in Buronville.
They'll go for 3,000.
And if you get lucky and happen
to get five, you can keep the change.
It'll happen.
And he'll get punched in the face
if he touches me.
I have no doubt.
I have faith in you.
[Angelo] Toni
You said he had a fight with Marie, yeah?
I guess.
Hello, Marie.
Where can I find Toni?
Why? What do you need?
Nothing.
[cat meows]
I heard you got in an argument.
Did Dona tell you that?
[cat meows]
What's this guy's name, again?
- Kroepoek.
- [purring]
So you must taste like shrimp,
little guy. Huh?
Mmm!
I'm sure the two of you are fine.
Can you tell me where he is?
No, don't know.
I also don't care.
But you tell me everything.
Hmm?
[Kroepoek meows]
Good.
If you see him, call me. All right?
Can I count on you?
[ringing tone]
Toni, pick up. We didn't agree on this.
Marc's looking for you.
Call me back.
And if not, you can go to hell.
[boy] I think it goes eagle, then tiger
Whatever, man
- [laughter]
- Same thing.
[Dob] Lights out in ten minutes!
- [Panda] No, you stop!
- [Moose] Douchebag!
[video game music]
Come on, just jump!
Ah, come on!, stupid fucking dick!
- Can you put that thing away for a sec?
- Leave me alone, Panda.
No, I'm not going to!
Can't you go outside and
connect with nature, or
You seriously need to stop this.
It's the friend
or the sous-chef who's talking.
[Panda] It's the sous-chef.
And I'm her friend.
Okay. Well, one last round,
then I'll stop.
Sous-chef!
For you.
For a guy who doesn't know how to roll.
[Kevin] Oh, shit, awesome. A weed pipe.
[chuckles]
We don't have weed here.
Don't worry, we'll find some.
Shit, you guys! It's such a mess in here.
We said bags go under!
[laughs]
What is this, Moose?
This is my second phone, just in case.
Put that away now. Before I confiscate it.
- [sighs]
- Excuse me, where are you going?
Out to the village.
- Pardon?
- I need some air.
- It's super hot.
- No, you're not. I'm responsible for you.
- [scoffs]
- [Panda] And there are rules, too.
- [sighs]
- Mong
Fine, okay. But get back here
in half an hour, max!
Oh, did he go down on you?
Relax, ladies.
It's a test, Coyotes.
He's like a kid,
he needs to learn responsibility.
Excuse me.
Do you have some extra of that?
Come on. Go.
Move.
[Dona] Who was he?
[Freddo] An asshole.
[cheering and applause]
[man] The Cyclops will destroy him!
And nobody's prayers
are going to change that!
Unless Yes! Yes!
Yes! Santo has the advantage!
[man whistles]
Will Santo's hold
bring down the champion, the Cyclops?
The Cyclops has survived worse!
And Santo's so tired!
Harmonica.
Angelo, I'll see you later, okay?
[announcer] And there it is!
He's doing the choke slam!
- Harmonica.
- He's going to kill him!
And now, how will Santo recover?
- Harmonica.
- Angelo!
[announcer] Oh, my God! Santo is dying!
He's killing him!
Oh, no!
- Okay.
- [announcer] It was just a trick!
- Oh, my God! Oh!
- Toni?
Oh! Fuck!
Oh I'm so sorry I
I thought you were someone else.
It it's okay.
Come on.
- [applause]
- [woman] Come on!
Oh, wow, that has got to hurt him!
And it's over!
Santo has destroyed the Cyclops!
My name's Marie.
And what's yours?
Kevin.
Come on, seriously, what's your name?
Kevin.
So, what are you doing here?
I need something to smoke.
I don't have weed
it's better.
Sure, I'll take it.
Where are you from, with that name?
Kevin
[chuckles] Brussels.
You know the camp's at my house?
I didn't.
What's that?
You said you'd take anything.
Okay. Let it melt on your tongue.
You still here, you dickhead?
- Who is this?
- Nobody.
What do you two want?
- You're cheating with Nobody, then?
- Stay out of it, Dona.
Come.
- Where is he?
- [sighs]
Ask your brother.
I asked you a question.
Just leave me alone.
[Freddo] Don't talk to her
like that, girl. Huh?
[Dona yells]
- [Freddo] You bitch!
- [Dona] You get back here!
[girl] There
[Marie] Get the bike!
- You good?
- Yeah.
[Marie sighs] You like it?
[Kevin] It's beautiful.
[sighing]
- [chuckles]
- Are you high right now?
[laughs] No, I just feel really good.
Oh, shit
Oh, this is awesome!
[echoing] I am so high!
[distorted sounds]
You single?
Yeah, I am.
I don't know, though.
[birdsong]
[leaves rustling]
You good?
[chuckles]
[Kevin] I'm good. Tired.
[Marie] I've gotta go.
[Kevin groans]
[Marie sighs]
So you're off to your château, are you?
- So, I guess you're rich.
- Mm, you're out of luck there.
- Shit!
- [chuckles]
[distorted sounds]
[gasping]
[distorted sounds]
[low humming]
[buzzing]
[gasps]
[yells]
[yell echoing]
- Oh, shit.
- [distorted buzzing]
Wow!
[birdsong]
[phone vibrating]
[slow pop song plays]
You have one new message.
[Banshali] Mr. Marc.
You're not responding to my messages.
You must be hiding something.
Don't make me
call the boss lady on you, now.
- [sighs]
- Call me back this instant.
Or else.
[Ferret] Hey! Kevin!
Kevin?
What the hell, man? We have assembly.
Dob was looking everywhere for you.
[laughs] Wow, okay!
What the hell did you do?
[sighs] I had a hell of a night.
- [chuckles]
- So, then, tell me.
Well, I met a girl.
Her name is Marie. She's incredible!
And?
And, uh
We came here and we kissed.
[sighs] It was great.
[chuckles]
Hey, wait for me.
Okay, first issue of the week.
It's the second day of camp,
and there's already trash lying around.
Plastic, you guys! We have trash bins!
- Is this clear to all of you?
- [group] Yes.
- [Impala claps]
- Okay. Come on. Let's go.
[chatter]
Where'd these two come from?
Oh, shit. Could you handle it, please?
Dob. Keep it cool.
I'll explain later.
[Dob] Look at me.
- Are you high?
- I took a shower. That against the rules?
Spread your arms.
Are you serious?
Seriously, Dob, don't you have
something better to do? Let me.
[Dob] Where'd they come from? Did you see?
[chuckles]
- You innocent?
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Are you shitting me?
- No, I am not shitting you. Promise.
- [chuckles]
- Leave it, Dob. I'm the leader here, okay?
Okay. We'll see.
We said 30 minutes.
You come back the next day?
- I went for a swim and fell asleep.
- You failed your Coyote test, Kevin.
Wait, a test?
I'm sorry. Excuse me?
Don't say sorry, Kevin!
You will apologize!
[sighs] I apologize. Okay?
Okay, then you are on fire duty.
- And go grab a shovel. Go on, move it.
- [sighs]
Although maybe he should dig
with his bare hands.
- Or with his teeth.
- [Mongoose sighs]
What is that?
- What's in here?
- [rattling]
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
Can you keep a secret?
Seriously?
[sighs] Go on and look.
- Oh, shit, are these real?
- I don't know.
No! Don't do that!
[huffs]
What are you doing?
There's no fog.
It's carbon.
[laughs] These are real, man!
Man, are you sure, though?
We we gotta sell them.
- We'll make so much money!
- No, hold on. Where did you find them?
I don't know. In a cave near the lake.
- They were just there?
- I don't know! I was high.
I don't remember.
[sighing] Oh, shit, man,
this is gonna change my life.
- Here, let me give you some.
- No, no, no!
- You hang onto them. I won't tell anyone.
- No.
- Just take some, as my friend!
- You dumbass. I don't care about you.
If you give it to them,
it'll cause problems.
But the others aren't as cool.
Who gives a shit about them?
Promise not to tell?
Don't tell Moose.
[sighs]
We've got to hide them. And not at camp.
Okay.
You sure this is a good idea?
It's better than your idea.
But what if we lose them?
We won't do that.
Doberman is always watching you.
You sure there was nothing else there?
- There was a mermaid there as well.
- A mermaid?
You saw a mermaid?
A fairy? I was so high.
Stop asking me these questions.
Jesus, you're breaking my balls.
This is exactly why I don't do drugs.
But, man, it was so incredible.
You don't get it.
So where shall we hide them?
How about here?
No one will find them in here.
- Let's get going now.
- No, no.
We can't trust
whatever it is that you saw.
We have to go back and see it in the day.
Don't worry, they'll be there.
[dog barking]
[sighing]
So you didn't have sex with her?
Man, there was no need for sex,
it was so great!
I was wrapped in her arms.
She was so great, man, I mean
But you get it.
I don't get it.
But I wish I did.
Okay Stay here while I find
the entrance, and I'll call you.
No way. I'm gonna come with you.
Okay.
You ready?
Let's go.
[Kevin] Oh, shit!
All right, a mermaid
I'm in deep shit.