Dated and Related (2022) s01e01 Episode Script

1
[relaxing music playing]
[host] Imagine being swept away
to a luxury villa in the South of France.
You're there to find love
in the most romantic country in the world.
With other gorgeous singles.
Oh, did I not mention the catch?
You'll be joined
by your brother or sister,
who's also looking for love.
Ugh.
How do you feel about
me and him maybe sharing a bed?
It's gonna be weird.
This is the first time
I've kissed a girl in front of my sister.
- [both gasp]
- What's on the menu? What are we having?
- Me? I don't know.
- [man 1] Yeah?
[man 2] I'm on a date with my brother
and another brother and a sister,
like, what the hell is going on here?
[host] Why would anyone do this?
Because finding love
isn't easy.
[woman 1] It has to be someone out there
that wants to be with me
as much as I wanna be with them.
[host] When you're searching
for your soulmate,
it helps to have someone in your corner.
- So happy I'm here with you.
- Wouldn't have been able without you.
You are truly a special person,
and you're my best friend.
- I love you, bro.
- I love you too, bro.
[both chuckle]
[host] And that someone
knows you better than anyone else.
Most of the time,
she goes for the bad-boy trap.
I wanna make sure she's doing
the right thing to find love in the villa.
[host] Could your sibling be
the answer to finding everlasting love?
Thank you for helping me understand
what I was looking for.
I'm not sure
I would've found love without you here.
[host] Or,
is this about to be
the most awkward dating show in history?
[chuckles awkwardly]
[host] Time to find out.
Watch the way you're speaking
to my sister. Don't be disrespectful.
Can I kiss you, or?
All right, good talk.
[all shouting]
On Dated and Related.
[host] Hi, I'm Melinda,
your host and all-round
big sister.
In my search for a soulmate,
I always get the best advice
from my 14 brothers and sisters.
That's because they know me
better than I know myself.
And I'm hoping the same is true
for these gorgeous single siblings
in their search for love.
So the weather is stunning.
The villa is looking sexy.
Let's set free the siblings.
[upbeat music plays]
- We poppin' now ♪
- Party, party ♪
No stoppin' now ♪
- Shorty, shorty ♪
- She droppin' now ♪
- No way. Come on.
- Woo!
- Are we the first ones here?
- Oh my gosh.
Come on. [chuckles]
["Love Sick" plays]
- [man] I'm Joey.
- [woman] I'm Corrina.
And we're the Roppos.
- You look like Justin Timberlake now.
- Thank you.
Love sick in your, sick in your game ♪
I'm the oldest.
Definitely an overprotective brother.
It's kinda just hitting me now that
she's gonna be there dating guys too, so
I try and I try ♪
If I meet a guy in the villa,
Joey will definitely be lurking around
for a little bit.
[Joey] She can be naïve
when she really likes someone.
Most of the time,
she goes for the bad-boy trap.
I wanna make sure she's safe,
and she's doing the right things.
[Corrina] Joey thinks with his head
and would be more successful
if he sought after my advice more often.
Everyone wants to come across confident,
but I hold my cards close to my chest.
I'm excited to see,
like, what your moves are.
- Uh
- [laughs]
[happy music plays]
- This is weird to say to your sister.
- This is fun. [laughs]
[Corrina] I can't believe we're doing this
but maybe this crazy experiment will work.
If I'm third-wheeling a date with her
- That'd be funny.
- gonna be there with my shirt off,
looking as Hulk as possible.
- Watch out.
- [Joey laughs]
I hope there's, like, twin guys.
- Why do you hope there's twin guys?
- I mean, why not?
It'd be kind of fun, eh?
[Melinda] Your wish is my command.
Here comes double trouble.
["Time for Love" playing]
All the parties for the weekend
Weekend ♪
Oh, it's two boys.
It's brothers. They look so good.
- Oh!
- Hello.
- Yo
- Oh, this is crazy.
- I'm Corrina.
- Cheers, mate.
- Nice to meet you. Oh my days.
- You too.
Look at the view.
- Yes! Oh!
- This is unreal!
- That's your?
- My older brother.
- Older brother?
- Yeah.
- You guys twins?
- Oh yeah, baby.
[all laughing]
["I Can't Lose" plays]
Whoo!
Flow like magic, bobbidi-bibbidi ♪
Spicy.
I feel like a celeb right now.
- My name's Kieran.
- And I'm Kaz.
- We're the Oh, wait, fucked it already.
- [laughs]
[both] We're the Bishops.
Looking so sharp
I'm a well-dressed man ♪
Living my life, doing what I can ♪
We're classed as identical twins,
but we don't share the same features.
- I'm taller, I'm bigger
- Yeah, he's got a bigger head.
Kaz will admit
that I've got better chat than him.
I'll give him credit,
but I was hanging around with girls.
- Yeah, as a friend.
- [laughs]
Love myself, got nothing to prove ♪
[Kaz] We are very competitive.
It's all love, it's all love.
- Kaz is a bit of a player.
- True.
But I want him to settle down
with the right one.
I'm not scared to get into a relationship,
but it'd take a lot.
She'd have to be different.
- Like I can't lose ♪
- Can't lose ♪
- I'm feeling like I can't lose ♪
- Can't lose ♪
I'm very much a hopeless romantic.
Kieran does pick the wrong type of girls.
I can point out the red flags.
I know I can pick a girl for Kieran.
What we're in here for.
Siblings working together
to get the girls.
- Team work makes the dream work, baby.
- Yeah.
You guys ever been to France before?
I've been to France. To Paris.
- [Joey] Nice.
- Took a girl on a date there.
- Yeah.
- How was that?
Eh, it didn't end well.
- Didn't end well?
- Obviously, I'm here. Yeah. [laughs]
- Sounds like you plan good dates.
- Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Joey, how's it gonna be for you?
Younger sister
- Gonna be worried about her half the time.
- You don't have to worry about me.
Oh look, they're so pretty.
- Oh
- We got some new people?
["Eyes Like a Loaded Gun" plays]
Eyes like a loaded gun ♪
Let's go, baby.
- [laughing] Come on
- Oh my God.
Yes. We ain't forgetting you.
This is amazing!
Oh my God!
- Hi!
- Oh!
- Hi.
- [Kaz] Hey, how you doing?
- Nice to meet you.
- Kaz.
Damn, your eyes are crazy.
Your eyes are amazing.
Thank you.
- Where you guys from?
- We're from Texas.
- Hey, y'all.
- Yee-haw. [laughs]
["Born to Be a VIP" plays]
I'd say we're pretty iconic.
Like Paris Hilton meets cowgirl.
And we're the Bajor girls.
One day you'll see ♪
I was supposed to be a VIP ♪
Growing up we had a reputation
as the crazy sisters.
Yee-haw!
I'm the older sister,
and she's the younger.
I'm an attention-seeker.
[Lily] She thrives off of attention.
First guys that I see,
I'm gonna pounce on. [laughs]
One day you'll see ♪
I was born to be ♪
Mady has always challenged the rules.
My sister always goes for fuckboys.
I just want her to be with a nice guy.
I've been the Goody Two-Shoes,
and Mady's always been the troublemaker.
My sister's pretty naïve
when it comes to love.
I see the red flags,
but red is her favorite color.
In this process,
she would need to approve regardless.
You don't have to have that fear
of bringing him home to meet the family
- 'cause the family's gonna know him.
- Family's here!
[both laugh]
We have high energy, so
have to be able to handle us.
Match the energy.
You two close, then, as well?
- Oh, we're like best friends.
- Yeah.
If somebody was to, like, break her heart
- Big sister's coming out.
- [laughs]
Hey!
Oh my days.
Oh my God.
[pop music plays]
[Kieran] Another brother and sister duo!
[all exclaiming]
- Hey.
- Hello
[Lily] You are so gorgeous!
- Look at you!
- I'm Lily.
We're popping some champagne!
Thanks.
[Joey] Where you guys from?
- Orlando, so
- That's awesome.
Universal, Disney, all that fun stuff.
But she just moved down to Miami.
Come party!
- My name's Deyon.
- And my name is Dyman.
And we are the Millers.
It's all about me, all about me ♪
I am very sexually adventurous.
A little too wild sometimes.
Huh.
I am my own champion ♪
I am the rebel and Deyon
is the Goody Two-Shoes.
People may perceive me as a bit of a geek,
but if I'm at the dance floor,
I'm gonna go walk up and say,
"You a Transformer?"
"Because if you were,
you'd be Optimus Fine."
[music slows]
It's all about me ♪
My brother, as far as dating,
he needs a little bit of a push.
And I'm hoping that this experience
brings that out of him.
Where are the ladies at?
I got a hot brother for you.
It's all about me ♪
One of Dyman's biggest problems
is that she needs to slow down a bit.
I'm the one that's like day one,
let's move in together and get a dog.
[chuckles]
I think this experience
is really gonna bring us together.
- You get the brother and I get the sister.
- Wouldn't that make us in-laws, in-laws?
[both laugh]
I think it's gonna be so awkward
to see our sibling flirting with someone.
Oh no.
I'm gonna be in the bushes like,
"Did he lean in for the kiss?"
- [laughter]
- Right. Right.
Hi!
Whoa!
[rock song playing]
Whoo! ♪
And some boys.
- What's going on?
- What's going on?
- Hi, I'm Lily.
- How are you guys doing? I'm Jason.
- Mady.
- Mady.
- What's your name? Chris?
- Chris.
- What in the Tom Cruise is going on here?
- [laughter]
[dramatic music plays]
[Chris] Everybody tells us, "You should be
in Hollywood. You should be in movies."
We're meant to be on the big screen.
- They call me Jack Efron, They call him
- They call me Chad Pitt.
- My name is Chris.
- I'm Jason.
- And we are the
- Cohen
- Hahn
- Cousins.
Always and forever ♪
We love to have fun.
I'm definitely a lover boy.
I'm a lover boy as well.
Italian, so we got that big passion in us.
We're gonna tear this villa up.
[Jason] I wanna meet some exotic girls.
[Chris] Definitely here to hook up,
but at the same time,
hooking up is getting old,
and it's definitely time
to start settling down.
[Jason] Our bond is tight.
We take care of each other, man.
When a girl looks at me, they think,
"Oh he's a f-boy. This guy's tatted up."
And a lot of that might be right,
but if she's the right one,
like, I'm gonna be true to her.
Our motto is, the less fucks you give
[both] The more fucks you get.
Sorry, Mom.
- Sorry, not sorry.
- [laughs]
You can't tame a lion.
[rock song ends]
You two have very pretty eyes, by the way.
- Oh
- Thank you.
- You guys are from America, I assume?
- We're from Texas.
All my exes live in Texas, so
Yeah, maybe you'll get a new one.
[laughter]
I got my eyes
on the Texas girls over here.
It's a wrap.
[Melinda] Not so fast. There's still
one more sibling pair to join you.
["Te Encanta" plays]
[Melinda] And they are fine.
With a capital "F."
- Woo.
- Oh my God.
[artists singing in Spanish]
- [Kaz] Whoa!
- [Kieran] Yo!
Jesus.
Hi.
- I like what I see.
- [chuckles]
- Oh my God, hi.
- [kissing]
- Nice.
- Diana.
- All my exes do live in Texas.
- [chuckles]
Oh yeah, everybody's so pretty.
Where you guys from?
- London.
- Yeah, but we're from Norway and Iran.
Oh
What are you, sisters?
- Twins.
- [Kaz] Twins.
Oh shit
Don't say she crazy ♪
- My name is Diana.
- Hi, I'm Nina.
[Diana] And we are the Parsijanis.
We're twin sisters and best friends.
So what? I messed it up ♪
I said too much, I pushed my luck ♪
- I'm the eldest.
- She is. With five minutes.
She's like a mother figure.
If she doesn't answer within 15 minutes,
I will call the cops.
- [sirens wailing]
- Put my boots on and walk a mile ♪
- We've had guys jealous
- Of our relationship.
There has been times where she
don't approve at all.
- And if there's no vibe out!
- [both chuckle]
- I'm looking for someone.
- To put a ring on her finger.
Ooh, so what? I messed it up ♪
I said too much ♪
[Diana] The only person
I trust is my twin sister,
so coming on this show is a no-brainer.
Diana usually falls
really quickly in love.
I have to sit there and listen to,
"Oh my God, he's so cute.
I'm obsessed. I love him."
I think she should be more patient.
I think my sister's too picky.
This will be a good situation for me
because I'm literally pushing myself
out of my comfort zone.
We're like one person, but it's two of us.
- Yeah, but
- I know what she's trying to say.
Think of a number between one and ten.
- Seven.
- No, I was thinking ten.
- Why ten?
- I don't know.
[both chuckle]
- Cut.
- What are your guys' type?
- Someone that can make me laugh.
- Yeah.
Hope there's funny guys here.
- What about you guys?
- Yeah.
She's like an Eva Longoria-looking woman.
- Might be standing here.
- Dark hair
She might be standing here?
[Corrina] I definitely go for,
like, the tall, dark and handsome
I have a good view now.
[laughter]
[Melinda] That's everybody in.
Time for me to do my thang.
["They Party's Here" plays]
You wanna go wild
You wanna set this off ♪
Hold onto your glass ♪
Hello, gorgeous people!
- Oh my God!
- [all shouting]
Woo!
[overlapping chatter]
[all exclaiming]
Welcome to the South of France!
- [all cheer]
- Oh my God.
Wow. So, you're all single.
Something's up with that.
I know when I need advice,
I turn to my brothers and sisters.
The person you came here with
may be the answers
to all your love-life failures.
Look around you.
Take a good look.
Sibling pairs,
you're gonna have to work together
[chuckling]
and be the ultimate wingman
or wingwoman for each other
to help you to find love.
- I know you got me.
- Girl
- I got you. You'd better get my back.
- Of course.
Obviously, oh, dude.
Enjoy your gorgeous new home.
And, guys, I'll be in touch.
But before I go,
by the end of your time here,
a pair of you could be walking away
with $100,000.
[cheers and applause]
- Whoa!
- Let's go, bro!
- What?
- Let's do it!
Au revoir!
- Au revoir.
- Au revoir!
[Melinda] Right,
let's get down to business.
You guys need to get to know each other
and fast because there's no time to waste
in this game of finding love.
- Ping pong!
- Oh
- Gonna beat some butt.
- Who's getting their ass whooped?
[Melinda]
Glad I've nailed the decor, guys.
But who do you wanna nail down for a chat?
Nina and Diana are just
That's a different breed, right there.
- We don't see that back in Jersey, so
- Why we came to Europe.
Sorry, Texas,
but we're going for the twins.
[Melinda] That's the spirit, boys.
I wonder if the Parsijani twins
are on the same page.
Jason and Chris are a lot of fun
and so is Kaz and Kieran.
Definitely one of those two for sure,
like, I wanna get to know.
- Yeah.
- Kaz is pretty sexy.
[Nina] Our game plan is get to know them!
All of them are so hot,
so we need to see their personality.
- [Nina] For sure.
- We love a guy who can make us laugh.
- Don't take yourself too seriously.
- Don't take yourself too seriously.
But a little bit seriously.
- Yep.
- Mmm.
- Diana and Nina.
- Yeah, and Nina.
- Yeah. Hoi-oi.
- Yeah. They're spicy.
Persian goddesses. They're twins as well.
How mad is that?
We've never dated sisters.
No.
As soon as they walked in,
I was like [groans]
- "My gosh," like
- Yeah.
- I like Nina. Nina's hot. And Diana.
- [Kaz] It's a win-win.
- Gave you eye.
- A little look.
[Kieran] She's got her eye on you.
[sighs deeply]
[both chuckle softly]
[chill music playing]
The fact they're twins.
We'd both make a good-ass match with them.
I know
I think we should
create some space and, like,
- play hard to get a little.
- Yeah.
Plant seeds,
do our thing, let that seed grow.
- Mm-hmm.
- And kind of just doing our thing.
We're the full package.
We're good-looking, we got good heart.
I'm here with Chris. Here to hook him up.
I'm the best wingman in the world.
[Chris] We're bringing some vibes, baby.
[both laugh]
- Jay and Chris.
- And Chris.
They seem quite fond of,
um Diana and Nina.
- And Nina, yeah.
- Yeah.
[Kieran] The twins.
They're gonna attract
a lot of the guys in here,
so we're definitely gonna have to,
you know, try and just get in there early
and get a chat going quickly.
- We've gotta bring some sauce.
- Yeah.
Let's just see what happens.
Let the best man win.
- Let me.
- Let the games begin.
Yes, yes.
[both chuckle]
["Pull Up" plays]
[Melinda] Wow, these siblings
are really supporting each other
and getting their game plan on.
Where's everyone else at?
- Yeah!
- Yes
Introducing
Hello
[Lily] This villa is amazing.
This is about to be
the best summer of our lives.
The hottest girl summer there's ever been.
We're about to cause
so much trouble in this villa.
- We have to!
- [Dyman] Oh, wow
We're getting real close. We're gonna know
who brushes their teeth for two minutes.
- [laughs]
- [Deyon] I love Mady's energy.
She's definitely exciting.
Seems like a lot of fun and it's like
I was catching that eye contact for you.
[Deyon] So you know that energy's there.
- Yeah, the sisters were sweet.
- Yeah.
You guys look
like a tight pair of siblings.
Do a handshake or something.
- I'd be like
- [all exclaim]
We got one as well.
You have a handshake?
Oh shit, what?
I wasn't expecting that.
[Corrina] I have my eye on Kaz.
His eyes are stunning.
His jawline could cut me.
He's tall, like, athletic
The whole package. All of it.
- [Kaz] You've got a lot of candy here.
- Yeah!
Only way to try it out
is you've gotta lick it first.
[all laughing]
- Do you have a favorite flavor?
- I like all flavors, baby. [laughs]
[Kaz] I'm not gonna lie.
I picked up a few subtle eye connections
between myself and Corrina.
Okay, what can I say?
- Poor Joey. Like, "Yo."
- Like, "Don't do that to me."
Yeah, you're good, you chill out.
[laughing] You see this here?
Bro, come on now,
do you guys have sisters?
No. That's what I'm saying.
I don't know where to look.
I just feel uncomfortable. Like
A dating show is one thing,
but when you're there
with your baby sister [sighs]
[Melinda] Don't worry, Joey.
I've made sure
you can keep a super close eye on Corrina
as y'all going to be bunking up
with your siblings.
No way!
We're sharing beds
with our brothers and sisters. So crazy.
[Joey grunts]
- Do that at night, I'm gonna smack you.
- How else do I get out?
- Ain't been this close since the womb.
- We used to have bunk beds.
Now we're doing it again. And we're 30.
But we're gonna have good pillow talk.
My bed's gonna get a lot of action.
Obviously not with him though.
[laughter]
Sorry, not sorry.
[Diana] Chris and Jason
- They're fun guys. Handsome
- Really good-looking.
Know when you laugh in an ugly way?
That's the way they make us laugh.
They tick the most important box for us,
which is, like, humor.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
["All That I Need" plays]
Your love got me feeling so crazy ♪
[Dyman] I've definitely got money
on Mady and Deyon.
There's a little bit of chemistry there.
I know he's a little quiet right now,
but he kind of needs to break
out of his shell.
If you wanna get to know,
I'm sure this goes for you too,
- Deyon or Joey, go for it. Full approval.
- We get your approval?
Deyon knows
if he doesn't come talk to you,
- I want you to come talk to him. [laughs]
- Aww.
- That's good.
- Matchmaker.
- Yeah.
- You're a good sister.
The playing field is even.
- It's whoever makes their first bold move.
- Yeah.
[Mady] Chris and Jason are fuckboys.
Oh. That smells fucking sensational.
[Mady] So I think I'm gonna have
a talk with Deyon.
I'm gonna see if I can
get alone with him more
and talk to him and see where things go.
What was your first impression
of the guys?
Like, when I first walked down,
it was I think it was Kaz.
'Cause of his smile
and, like, his cat eyes.
Kaz is really cute.
And he's really tall.
I see him giving you the eye sometimes.
- Do you?
- I'm like, "Okay."
- "I see you with the flirt."
- I been giving him eye.
If any of us end up getting married
to a guy from here,
we're all going to the wedding.
- Oh my God, yes!
- [laughing]
[chill music playing]
Wow.
We're gonna suss out
where Nina and Diana's heads are at.
The Jersey boys, I feel like they've got
the same liking for the twins,
so we've put a little plan together.
So Kaz is gonna come with the charm,
and I'm gonna lay our cards on the table.
- Divide and conquer.
- Yeah, boy.
- Yo, yo, yo!
- Here we come.
- Ooh! [laughs]
- What up?
- How you doing? Yeah.
- Look who's here.
Not gonna lie,
you two are, like, top of the table.
[chuckling]
- [Kieran] Yeah.
- "Top of the table."
When you came in,
you turned heads in here.
I got whiplash.
My neck's slightly hurting now.
- Kaz has whiplash!
- No!
- Had to put him in a neck brace.
- Yeah.
- Diana, you are 100%, like, my type.
- Our type.
Like, if we could paint a picture,
it would be sitting right here.
- [Kieran] For real.
- It's crazy.
From earlier, I said to Kaz, I was like,
"I like Nina, I'm not gonna lie,"
and I said, "She's bang-on my type."
I just wanna put it out there.
Kaz and Kieran,
obviously there's chemistry,
but, like, I don't know them.
For me, I'm not, like, impulsive like you.
I can't fall in love day one.
You can. You're used to it, but I can't.
Yeah. I like Kaz though.
Yeah. [chuckles]
What are we gonna do about this, Joey?
What are we gonna do about this?
We see Kaz and Kieran going in
for the kill pretty quickly.
I mean, we're not thirsty,
so we're not letting it affect us.
We've done the first step
and we just put it out there.
- Yeah.
- You guys know where we stand.
It's also so brave of
for guys to just come and like
- Very manly
- Talk about their feelings.
- Very mature.
- To beautiful women.
- That's the thing.
- Yeah.
Glad they spit game. I want them to,
because it makes things more, like
Now when we spit game,
they'll realize how much better we spit.
- Yeah, true that.
- Never know.
I'm thinking it's like chess. I'm like
I got 10,000 moves in my head already.
Gonna come in like a samurai sword.
We're gonna be so swift
and just slice right through that
and take our women back. [chuckles]
- We got it. We got this.
- We got it.
- Nothing we ain't done before.
- Nah. Definitely not.
We just met today.
For me, it's all about trust.
I don't trust anyone but my sister.
Then it's up to us to build on that, so
There's been a lot
of eye contact going on.
- A lot of smiling.
- [chuckles]
- Your eyes are so dangerous.
- My [laughs]
- His eyes.
- My eyes are dangerous?
He's so hot. Really, he is.
[inhales sharply] It's a lot to take on.
[happy song plays]
Look in my eyes ♪
I will ♪
[Melinda] Now that everyone's had
the chance to get to know one another
- Some melon.
- it's time for bed.
They're gonna need their beauty sleep
because tomorrow they'll be competing
for the first sibling double dates.
How we supposed
to get to know other people
and try to build relationships
when we're, like, sharing a bed?
- Bouncy.
- You sink.
- You prefer stiff or
- Stiffer. A little firm.
Yeah, I prefer stiff.
So we picked a bed
and then they picked the bed next to us.
Low-key like, "They're gonna have
this bed." I'm like, "I see ya."
- Good night!
- Good night!
See what's missing ♪
- Tomorrow is gonna be juicy.
- [laughs]
[music ends]
[upbeat music playing]
- [Jason] Deyon, how'd you sleep, bro?
- Good.
I like that chicken suit.
Who was snoring?
- Pretty sure it was
- [chattering]
[Kaz] I had to put him on snooze.
He was like my alarm clock.
I had to go like that. Turn him off.
I'm absolutely buzzing today.
Grateful and blessed.
Let's go. Let's have it!
[Diana grunts]
- I'm gonna set you up.
- Gonna set me up?
Gonna give you the ball.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh!
That's two-and-two, right there.
[Jason] Nina and Diana
are totally hot as hell.
I think as the UK would say,
the girls fancy Americans,
and I think we're the most dynamic
American duo there is.
We've got this dubbed, no problemo.
They're onto them two though.
Oh yeah. I know. 'Course they are.
- Yeah.
- They're in a very good position.
[Kieran] Nothing wrong
with healthy competition.
There's only gonna be one winners.
The Bishops.
This one's good with her hands.
[Melinda] Great to see
you're all feeling so competitive.
- Because it's time for my first challenge.
- [phone ringing]
- What the f?
- [Kieran] We meant to answer that?
There a phone in here?
[Melinda] I wanna see
how well these siblings know each other.
Because the more you know,
the better you can wingman to find love.
Who even has a home phone anymore?
- Hello?
- [Melinda] Hey, guys. It's Melinda.
It's Melinda! What?
- [all laughing]
- What?
Today I'm setting
your first sibling challenge.
This challenge is to test
how well you really know your sibling.
Oh!
The winning pair will win a double date
with a sibling duo of their choosing.
[all exclaiming]
[singsong] Au revoir.
[laughs]
- Our first challenge!
- Woo, woo!
[Jason shouting]
We have to win!
I wanna go on a date night.
Me too
I am extremely competitive and I got this.
She got this.
It's fucking game time, baby.
- Oh yeah.
- Woo!
This is a chance for us to get some points
on the board and get us a date.
- [Chris] With Nina and Diana
- [Jason] We're gonna win this shit.
We're gonna have to know
everything about you, bey.
- ["Like a Millionaire" plays]
- Spending on you like a millionaire ♪
And if you take my heart from me
I'm not playing fair ♪
All right. Shall we play a game?
[all] Yeah!
Joey and Corrina, how old was Joey
when he had his first kiss?
[Melinda] Each sibling pair has to answer
questions about each other in secret
and hope they get a match.
Eighteen.
- Eighteen.
- [all exclaim]
[Melinda] And every correct answer
wins a gold star.
- That's a star. Woo!
- Woo!
[Melinda] The winning duo
can choose another sibling pair
to go on a double date.
This question is for Kaz and Kieran.
- We're in each other's pockets.
- Mm-hmm.
- We've got that telepathic thing.
- Tele yeah.
What am I thinking? Go on.
Nina. You see? See?
What is Kaz' biggest turn on?
Girls in a long T-shirt.
[laughs]
- You're so cute.
- [laughs]
It's gotta be the bunda.
What are you talking about?
[Kieran] Bunda is the female bum.
When you say, "Oh my days,
that girl's got bunda,"
it means she's got a nice derriere.
It's the bunda.
So Diana thinks Kaz is so hot.
And Kieran is so funny,
I can't stop laughing.
It's the drawing underneath it.
Kaz, he knows I'm into him.
[chuckling] I made that pretty clear.
Yeah, who's got the nicest ass
out of everybody?
[clears throat]
- Diana.
- [chuckles]
[women trilling]
[Lily] Spicy.
I'm blushing.
Woo!
[Corrina] I have my eye on Kaz,
but so does Diana.
I don't want to have to
step on anybody's toes,
but I feel like it's gonna be
a brutal competition.
So Yeah.
What is Chris' number of sexual partners
that he's slept with?
[all exclaiming and chuckling]
Yo, I hate to do this for you, dog.
- [quick tapping]
- [Joey] Drumroll, guys.
Drumroll!
Wish I didn't sleep with that many.
It is what it is, and I'm not gonna lie.
[chime sounds]
[all exclaiming]
That is crazy.
- A high number.
- That is a high number.
- [Nina] That's too high.
- Oh my God.
[Nina] How do you have time
to sleep with 85 people in your life?
That's like a red flag.
I'm shocked.
Oh my Lord.
[both] Fuckboy!
Deyon, which cartoon character
did you have a crush on growing up?
I actually think I know this one to a T.
- SpongeBob!
- Hey. Must be the yellow.
[chime sounds]
[all exclaiming and laughing]
SpongeBob?
I think Deyon's hilarious. [chuckles]
I'm gonna say, Corrina's best asset
is the way her "ass sit."
- That is correct.
- Cars.
[Melinda] Another few rounds
of relatively testing questions
Corrina.
and all that's left
is for Joey and Corrina
to get this one right
to win that double date.
What does Joey think
is the worst thing about you?
[Joey] Worst thing about her?
Nothing.
[all] Aww.
I said "nothing".
[Joey] Hey, let's go!
Corrina, Joey, you guys won.
Whoo!
[cheering]
- We won the first challenge!
- We won the challenge in the villa!
[Melinda] Joey and Corrina,
it's time for you to decide
who you're gonna take on a double date.
- [Corrina] Let's go choose.
- [all exclaiming]
[all] Ooh.
- Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Let's go!
- We won the first challenge.
- All right, so what are you thinking?
- Um
I don't want Joey and Corrina to pick,
obviously, Kaz and Kieran
'cause me and my sister,
we've obviously spoken about
that we like each other and stuff.
I haven't really wingwomaned
for you at all.
It'd be fun. I'd have fun.
I mean, logically, you'd wanna do
the brother-sister pair, right?
It makes sense for them
to take us on the date.
I think you should
shoot your shot with him.
- Okay.
- Shoot that shot, Corrina.
Hold the follow-through.
- Hey, welcome.
- [Joey] We're back.
[Kieran] Here they are.
- [Chris] What's the verdict?
- Back in the building.
[intense music playing]
[Joey] The sibling pair we chose is
Kaz and Kieran.
[all exclaiming]
[exhales]
I'm wingman-ing.
[Lily] What a good brother!
He's all right.
[laughter]
[Kaz] Corrina picked us.
It's not our fault.
I'm sorry, Diana.
What can I do?
I've gotta go on a date with them.
Corrina, come and claim your prize.
Interesting.
Diana's nails just sharpened.
She's so mad.
She looks like she's about
to rip Corrina's head off.
She's pissed!
Oh my gosh, Corrina, what do you wanna do?
We'll see. I don't know.
[laughter]
We're the real fucking winners
tonight, baby.
[Jason] So, what Chris is trying to say
is that Nina and Diana
are gonna be at the villa with us
while Joey, Corrina, Kieran, and Kaz
are gonna be on their little date.
So I was, like, "Thanks, Joey."
- Thanks, Joey, you're the homie.
- [Kaz] I'll pick you up at eight.
Ooh. [laughs]
Take back my love ♪
Take back my love ♪
Take back my love ♪
[Corrina, singsong] Joey!
- We won.
- [singsong] We won.
- ["Return to Nothing" plays]
- Hearts are spinning ♪
Dancing through the light ♪
[Corrina] I'm really excited
for our double date.
[both laughing]
Fucking serious?
Diana's very emotional and she will
draw conclusions straight away.
I don't want my sister to get hurt.
Kaz definitely needs to talk to her
and explain where his head's at
after this date with Corrina.
[Melinda] Yes, Nina,
you've got your sister's back big time.
Over to you, Joey,
to be the ultimate wingman
on the first sibling double date.
[romantic music playing]
- Wow.
- This is stunning.
[Joey] Got the rose petals?
Super romantic.
But you're here. [laughs]
Yeah, it's killing the vibe a little bit.
This is a new experience. Never thought
I'd double-date with my sister.
It's gonna be a bit weird.
I hope Kaz is a true British gentleman.
- What's the game plan?
- I don't know.
I'm just kind of playing it by ear.
I'm excited to get to know Kaz
a little bit more,
and I'm just gonna make everything
known to him up front, but also,
I don't know
how that'll be in front of Joey.
All right, let's go.
- Let's do this.
- Here they come.
See everyone, well, that setting.
I'm seeing scenes right now.
- Hey!
- [Kaz] We've never been on a double date
Never. Let alone
with a brother and sister.
- Looking good!
- Looking beautiful.
- How are you?
- Good.
I'm just gonna enjoy my date with Joey.
- What's going on?
- How are you?
Corrina, I think she likes me,
but I've got my eyes on Diana,
so I don't wanna be disrespectful
towards anyone.
- Whatever happens, happens.
- Mmm.
What's on the menu? Is it?
Me? I don't know.
- Yeah.
- [both chuckle]
One way to shoot.
She ain't wasting time, bro.
Feeling awkward, don't know where to look.
I cannot believe she just said that.
You guys ever been to America?
- No. We wanna go so badly.
- [Kieran] Yeah. We do.
- Been saying about it for
- To Seattle?
To Seattle?
- [Corrina chuckles]
- [Keiran and Kaz] Ooh.
[high-pitched groan]
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, listen.
I mean, for Joey,
I'd feel a bit funny, man.
My sister and that, in front of me.
I couldn't do it. Awkward as fuck.
We heard London is just amazing.
You definitely have to come over.
I would love that.
[Corrina] I've never dated guys
in front of Joey before.
I do wanna have some time
to chat with Kaz.
Hopefully we'll get a chance
to kind of chat one-on-one.
When you took me ♪
Took me where I've never been ' ♪
[Diana] As long as I find someone
that I can be with, honestly.
Yeah, I wanna find someone
I can vibe with.
[Diana] I like Kaz, but I don't trust him.
I don't think we should get our emotions
involved right now because it's too early.
- What's going on?
- Good to meet you guys.
Oh God, you look like a pirate.
It's so true,
you do look a bit like a pirate.
- Pirate's favorite letter?
- R.
- R!
- You would think it's the R.
- But it's the C.
- [Diana] Ooh!
[both laughing]
Funny as fuck.
[laughing]
- Like really.
- You guys are so cute.
You guys are really cute.
Your humor is just insane.
- Cheers to that.
- At the end of this whole journey,
- I'm gonna get dimples.
- Keep hanging with us
- Yeah.
- you'll get dimples.
[Nina] Definitely.
[Jason] The girls think we're funny,
and that's perfect.
It's all about the eyes,
and Diana and Nina are giving us the eyes.
You know what Scarface says?
[with accent]
"Know what I'm saying, eyes don't lie."
[laughing]
We got this. No problem.
You're just here for moral support.
Excuse me.
[Joey] Similar spot.
[Kieran] Corrina and Kaz are vibing,
but Joey could be a cock-block.
So, there's no harm in helping
our boy get a little alone time.
I've got his back 100%.
- He's taking the bottle.
- 50 of them.
[Kieran] We need more wine!
Joey, let's go.
- To get some more wine?
- Yeah, man. [clears throat]
- Enjoy.
- Their glasses are still full.
Yeah, I know.
Kieran gets up with Joey
to go "get more wine."
Kieran, you're a good wingman.
It's weird with Joey here
and rose petals everywhere.
Yeah.
- But I'm enjoying myself.
- It's nice.
It is nice to have a conversation.
There's always other people around.
Yeah, yeah.
[Melinda] Whilst Kaz and Corrina
finally get some alone time,
Dyman's on wingwoman duties.
Okay. So, now that you've had a full day
of me just letting you do you,
is it time for you to trust me
and, like, bring it together?
That's what the big sister's for.
I mean, you've never steered me wrong,
so I'm ready to kinda see
how good of a wingwoman you can be.
Okay. About to call
a few ladies over, then.
[both laugh]
Hey, Lily, Mady, come over here!
Mady has a lot of energy,
she's super spunky.
I definitely think that her
and Deyon could really mesh well.
I'm really rooting for him and Mady.
You have fun today?
It's so exciting to meet all of you guys
and just, like, all these new people.
It's been so fun getting to know everyone,
and, like, I feel like things
are getting personal.
[Lily] Mm-hmm.
Clearly, Deyon thinks Mady's hot,
totally understandable.
And she needs to go
for a nice guy for once.
So, Deyon,
have you been fancying anyone here?
It's funny you say that.
As I walked down the first steps,
you definitely caught my eye, so
- [Lily and Mady exclaim]
- [laughs]
I love someone that can light up a room
and always has energy 24/7.
I'mma tell you, f you were a Transformer,
you'd be Optimus Fine. [chuckles]
[laughs] That was so good.
[Dyman] My brother
has a little quirky weird side to him.
Dyman, do you mind if I share
the first kiss with your brother?
I love Mady's energy.
Eyes on you, baby, it's time to go.
Stuck on you like a magnet ♪
For better or for worse ♪
- Always seem to make it work ♪
- [all laughing and exclaiming]
Baby, you best believe ♪
Oh my God
What was that?
[Mady] He was flirting with me.
I was like, "I wanna kiss him."
I just wanna say,
I'm ready for you to wingman me.
[chuckles]
Because, girl,
it's been a whole lot of you kissing.
Typical.
Oh gosh. Whoo!
Part of me feels
a little awkward right now,
but the other part of me is like,
"Okay, you go."
This is the first time I've kissed a girl
in front of my sister.
I never expected you
Like, you, to be the first one to kiss.
Wow, cheers to that!
[all] Cheers!
[upbeat music playing]
I like to take things slow
- Yeah, me too.
- but you've been undressing me.
- I like making moves earlier.
- You like making moves early?
Yeah.
You're actually crazy.
- I'm pretty sure I'm talking to Diana.
- [Chris] I'm talking to Nina.
- [Jason] Yup.
- [Chris] Simple.
We're setting it up
and in no time we're gonna be
- Gonna close this deal.
- closing the deal.
I think for me,
the most important thing is
to, like, choose the right guy
that I can trust.
- I can trust.
- That we can trust.
How does a guy get this trust with you?
He needs to show me
with actions that he likes me.
- Okay.
- And it's just me, and no one else.
Yeah, I feel that.
If you like someone
For me, it's like no one else
- [Nina] Exists. Yeah.
- around exists.
[chill music playing]
Won't you let me have a taste? ♪
Diana, she's shown me the map.
Like, she's really testing me out.
And I'm gonna show her the kiss now,
so, I'm gonna put my smooth foot forward
and see where it goes.
Oh yeah.
Oh I get shy easily. I get shy.
What are you smiling about?
I'm just smiling. [chuckles]
- Come here.
- What?
[Diana] I don't
- Yeah. Why not?
- [Chris] Try it.
- No, we're not gonna kiss.
- Oh my
- We're not?
- No, we're not gonna kiss.
I need to get to know you before I decide
who I'm gonna kiss in this house.
[softly] Oh fuck.
[chuckles lightly]
That's a big step.
- Gotta live in the moment.
- No, I don't do that.
[Diana] I couldn't kiss Jason
because I feel like Yeah.
I just really need to see
if Kaz is genuine.
- Cheers.
- Have fun.
[Jason] Oh my God.
I like where it's going.
Love where it's going.
I like that they're playing slow.
[Jason] They're definitely
girlfriend-type material.
- Not our girlfriends, but material
- That's proper.
They're the kinda girls Worth the wait.
Tension's still there
and that's something that
I love the rush, you know?
It's like, it's exciting.
You could tell she wanted to kiss you too,
but I think part of her knew,
like, she had to hold back.
- Yeah.
- [Chris] We'll get 'em next time, tiger.
- [Jason] Cheers to that.
- Love you. Come here.
Just give me a fucking hug, come on.
[R & B music playing]
- You look nice, seriously.
- Thank you.
So do you.
- You know, it's just yeah
- You always do, but [chuckles]
- You've got very nice eyes, as well.
- Thank you.
Have you ever dated,
like, older older guys?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
Kind of that's what I'm more into.
Okay. Did not know that.
[laughs]
So you're ready for the whole,
sort of, relationship, settle down, and
For sure.
- Good answer. I like that.
- [both laugh]
[Kaz] Diana has taken my fancy already,
but, on the other hand,
I've got Corrina who is also attractive,
and we've got a great chemistry as well.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales heavily]
How would everything here end,
ideally, for you?
Hopefully, meeting someone
that I actually do like,
I get a massive connection with
Mm-hmm.
Finding someone that wants to join me
- and then head in that direction.
- Yeah. I love that.
Yeah.
You can have every little bit
That's left of me ♪
[Corrina]
I think this is going really well.
Kaz and I have such deep conversations,
and it's so easy. It's
[sighs] It's nice.
I wouldn't mind a kiss, fingers crossed.
I cannot wait until the morning ♪
Let's go watch a sunrise ♪
- [Kieran] We got more wine, y'all!
- [Joey] Hey!
Oh gosh.
[inhales sharply]
- Yeah.
- How's everybody getting along?
Yeah, good, good.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
[Corrina] I'm definitely excited
to see where things go with Kaz.
This is better than I expected.
I wanna be your girlfriend ♪
Don't wanna be friends ♪
- Yeah, it's been good.
- Yeah, cool, cool.
I had a lovely date with Corrina,
but in the back of my head,
I am thinking about Diana.
It's a sticky situation.
[groans]
I wanna be your girlfriend ♪
[Melinda] Kaz, I hear ya.
This game of love is tough,
but there's one person back at the villa
who I'm sure will be pleased
to find out you're still available.
[Lily] Where are the date people?
Like, it's killing me.
- I wanna know what happened.
- [Mady] I know.
[laughter and chatter]
[Diana] Kaz is just laughing and stuff.
It's not fun right now.
I'm not
[sighs] I'm just not in the mood.
[Melinda] Oh, my bad.
She doesn't seem too happy after all.
[chatter and laughter]
[Corrina] How's it going?
[Chris] How was the first date night?
[Kieran] The date was lit, bro.
The date was sick!
[Joey] This has been a good night.
Kaz is a good guy,
and I think they could be a good match.
- It was sick, it was lit.
- No, it was a good date.
[intense music playing]
[Kieran] We had a good time.
I just hate this shit.
Ugh, I can't deal. Honestly.
I wanna go to the bathroom. I have to pee.
Diana, like what's her problem?
Ah this is gonna be a little awkward.
Seeing Diana emotionally invested
has made me more aware.
I need to talk to her.
My head has gone.
[Dyman] We should go upstairs!
[Kieran] Yeah, that was lit!
[Corrina] I had fun.
[Jason] How was date one, guys?
- You feel nice?
- [Kaz] It was neat.
- [Corrina] It was nice.
- [Joey] It was fun.
- We wanna hear about your night.
- [Corrina] Yeah. What happened?
[Diana] It's not nice to see the guy
you like flirting with another girl.
Not gonna lie, I'm jealous.
Like, I hate not having control
over my own emotions.
And I feel like,
I'm put off by his behavior.
You have to relax for a bit, Di,
we're all here to, like
date and have fun.
Maybe the rest are here for fun,
but I'm definitely not here for fun.
No, but we came here to date people.
Joey and Corrina,
they're very nice people.
It's very, like, easy to vibe with them.
Do you know if it was a friendly date?
You don't know that.
You have to be more patient.
This is things I pick up on that you don't
because you're emotional,
I'm more observant.
'Cause the thing is, like,
I've had it all my life, like,
guys telling me shit.
Don't make me cry.
[sighs]
[emotional music playing]
Lost the chance ♪
But we're still in love ♪
Where do we go from here? ♪
[Kaz] Hello.
Is it all right to have a chat with Diana?
Where do we go from, go from here now? ♪
Yeah, I'll leave you guys to it.
Diana is upset
so I don't know how this is gonna go.
- You all right?
- Not really, no.
- What's on your mind?
- Whatever you said was unnecessary.
When me, you, Nina, and Kieran
had a conversation here at the pool.
Yeah.
You're telling me,
"I only have eyes on you,"
like, I wouldn't do that.
Everyone in here has,
like, got good energy.
They have a laugh
and we're having a good vibe.
It's not like I walked hand-in-hand
back up here and done anything like that.
I don't think it's just your fault.
It's probably like I have all these issues
with trust and everything.
It's just not a nice feeling.
I'm not the most emotional person,
but I just wanna reassure her.
Look. I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to make you feel that way,
but I understand your situation.
I understand that you've got things
you might need to work on and
But if I'm telling you
that I've got my eyes on you,
then I've got my eyes on you.
And I wanna see where this goes.
[softly] Okay.
[chuckles lightly]
I've never had someone
reassuring me before,
and I'm realizing I like him,
so just it's a bit I don't know.
I'm freaked out.
- How was your date?
- Really good.
You looked so good tonight.
Thank you.
We had a good time
and we was just having a laugh, man.
Yeah.
Drinks were flowing, bro.
[laughter]
[Corrina] Kaz is a great guy.
I would have liked a kiss,
but hopefully we can have that next time.
And it's burning into me ♪
Oh, you're thunder and lightning ♪
Electricity flowing into me ♪
[Melinda] On the next episode
Like, me and Diana, we kind of had a kiss.
And I'm a little bit pissed.
[intense music playing]
[Melinda] Later in the series
He's grinding on my sister.
This is a great family bonding experience.
[Melinda] Sexy sibling surprises.
You are smirking.
These guys, they look like double trouble.
Hey!
I'm coming for your man! [laughs]
[Melinda] And shock eliminations.
Oh my God.
Melinda, what the fu?
[Melinda] Which of these sibling pairs
are doing the least
to help their sibling find love?
I don't know if I should be scared now.
Like, I'm freaking out.
[Melinda] Which siblings
will wingman like never before?
My brother, he will make you laugh
until your stomach hurts.
[Melinda] And which siblings
will crash and burn?
- You're acting childish.
- She can say something to me.
- Wait.
- But I can't protect myself?
What in the sibling is going on here?
["Te Encanta" plays]