Dirty John (2018) s01e01 Episode Script

I believe in dreams.
Dreams you can live in.
If you design the space where the story'll happen you can control them both.
You can create rooms of beautiful things where only good things occur.
Peaceful mornings elegant parties Romantic dinners Love.
If you design the most beautiful life nothing ugly can get in.
Oh, hey, can you switch gears for just one second? Okay, 'cause I have kilim.
Vintage vintage kilim.
- Um, oh-oh that's gorgeous.
- Mm-hmm, right? Oh, yeah, I love that, but for what? - For the Halperns? - Yeah.
Oh, 'cause that won't work for them.
They want that Restoration work and that's not Yeah, well, that's what exactly what this is.
But not you know what they want.
That's not what they want.
Well, some people need to be pushed outside of their comfort zones, clearly Well, I'm not gonna be the one to push the Halperns outside their comfort zone, especially him.
Hey, we are loaded and locked.
I'm headed over.
You coming with? Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm gonna drive myself because I've got a thing tonight.
Oh, that's right.
Good luck, tonight.
Oh, thanks.
What's tonight? I feel left out.
Oh, she has a date with that guy Oh, the one with potential right? The one with no pictures of him and fish, and he can spell.
We hope.
Is this that online dating stuff? I can't believe people do that.
Well, that's 'cause you've been married for 25 years.
You know, I have three friends who met their husbands online? You telling me a beautiful woman like you can't just meet a guy anywhere she goes.
Oh, Palmer, you're so sweet.
- Debra.
- Andy, hi, - You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Even more so in person.
- Thank you.
And sorry I'm late.
I can't remember my last less-than-80-hour work week.
- Corporate law? - Yeah, M and A specifically.
Right, right, companies buying other companies.
Well, sort of, yeah, if you want to dumb it down.
Waiter! Wow, that's a lot of bank they want for basically just a chicken salad.
I mean, right? What am I missing.
Is it is it the almonds? It's a real blessing we can do what you love.
It is.
I mean, that's what I'm thinking because hold that thought.
- Can I get another one of these? - Of course.
Yeah.
Always like to get the next one on deck, you know, when a place is this busy.
I've been playing golf since I was, like, 14 years old, right? My my father wanted me to play football, but I'd rather play golf.
I just fell in love with golf.
Buddy of mine talked me, you know, into playing golf, and I-I spent a lot of time with his family.
And my dad didn't really like me a whole lot, so Sorry, it just surprised me when you just did a Kind of, like, wrinkled your nose when you laughed, and it She totally does that exact same thing.
She does did, sorry.
Did that same thing.
I'm not supposed to be talking about this.
I'm so sorry.
This is really awkward.
It's just It's so It's really still close It's just really I thought meeting them anywhere that wasn't a public place was bad? We've been talking offline quite a bit.
Yeah, but not offline in person! Well, honey, we're going to a place where I'm a regular, and we're not driving.
We're gonna walk, so I won't be getting in a car with him.
And if he wants to stalk me or whatever he knows the name of my business Veronica.
So he can always find me.
So I'm not worried about that.
And he asked me so very politely if I wanted for him to pick me up, and I thought to myself that's something we don't see online or anywhere anymore, and that's called chivalry.
- But you're walking? - Mm-hmm.
So you're not taking the Maserati? Oh, God, you're so kind, Mom.
Thank you.
That would be really helpful.
Keys in your purse? I'm not ready, Veronica.
I'll get the door.
- Hello - Hey.
I'm here for Debra.
A-Are you delivering a package? No, I'm John.
Oh.
This is a really nice place.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it's like that on purpose.
Debra said she lives with her daughter Veronica.
Is that you? My mom said the guy she's going out with tonight is a doctor.
Is that you? - It is me.
- Mm.
You can look at that just fine with your eyes.
You don't need to touch it.
It's breakable.
Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Debra.
- John.
- Aw, nice to meet you.
- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- I'm underdressed.
- Oh, no.
You know, we're in California.
If you got a shirt and shoes, you're ahead of the game.
Right.
Okay, I'm leaving.
- All right, bye, hon.
- Bye.
Nice to meet you.
I'm not sure what I did there, but I did something.
Oh, no, don't worry about it.
You must be hungry.
Should we get going? - Sure.
- Okay.
Mostly I worked at the hospital MSF set up in Qayyarah.
My first month I was the only anesthesiologist.
- Oh! - We did 90 surgeries.
Wow.
And what is MSF? That's the abbreviation for the French name.
Which you're supposed to use, but most people just say Doctors Without Borders.
Oh! Oh, I've heard of them.
- Right.
- Yes.
Oh, wow.
And there was always so much to do, you know? That hospital took a lot of physical damage from the Battle of Mosul.
Oh, I bet.
So the conditions were crazy.
I mean, I remember falling asleep while standing eating.
Insane.
You know, mostly I'm happy I went.
Oh, yes.
Oh, it's wonderful.
And and heroic.
You're doing it again.
What? We're supposed to be talking about you.
- Oh.
- Not our kids.
Not my job.
Oh, you're so much more interesting.
Not to me.
You're an artist, a designer.
Come on.
Tell me.
Who's your hero? Who's someone you admire? William Morris.
He was the inspiration behind the Arts and Crafts movement.
I just love the way he thinks.
How does he think? He says, "Don't ever let your houses have anything "that you don't know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
" And I want the spaces that I give my clients to feel that way.
I call it approachable dreams.
Who wouldn't want one of those? They told my sister to babysit, but she wanted to go and see The Tubes at the Winterland.
- So she took me.
- And how old were you? I was nine.
Yeah, it was fine.
There weren't that many naked women and chainsaws on the stage.
- Oh, wow.
- What about you? I was older, but my first concert was the Serious Moonlight Tour in Anaheim.
Your first concert ever was Bowie? - Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
Well, then this last little bit is yours by right.
Mmm.
- Did you just snort? - No.
- A little snort? - No.
Like a sweet, little baby rhino.
Is that what you did? Get my key.
Oh, okay, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I should - I need to take a breath.
- Okay.
Okay, I'll just You wait right here.
- Come back.
- Oh, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Okay.
This feels incredible.
This mattress is amazing.
Not that you don't know that, but it is.
I thought maybe we'd just stay in the other room tonight.
You know, I think I'd prefer if we stayed in the living room.
Hey, I-I wasn't trying to scare you.
Oh, no, no, I know.
It's it's fine.
I It's fine.
I just would prefer it, I think.
I thought you were trying to tell me something.
No, I was not.
I was not trying to tell you that.
Let's go in the living room, okay? John? I think maybe we should just call it a night.
Will you come in here now? Please? Well I'm so sorry.
Well, it was just really strange.
I mean, you know he'd been a gentleman at the beginning.
He'd come into the house at the beginning of the night and seemed fine, and by the end it was So strange.
This looks beautiful.
- Yeah.
- That came out great.
Well, just do not blame yourself for any of this.
I know.
I know.
I just you know, it's it's disappointing, and and I'm disappointed.
It was fun.
It was fun and exciting, and and it felt comfortable, you know? And he was funny.
He thought I was funny.
And very handsome.
Let's get the yellows.
But then he wasn't.
Hello? Hi, it's it's John Meehan.
The guy you kicked out last night.
Hi.
Listen, I'm not calling to make you defend yourself.
Okay? Not not at all.
We we had such a nice night, and you deserve better than that, you know? Better than how I was.
Now, maybe you're wondering, you know, "If he thought it was such a great night, why did he wreck it?" I have no excuse, but I-I did have a reason.
I've gotten so used to how these things go.
You know, the the profile picture that turns out to be 15 years old, to finding out nothing that's important to me is important to them, to getting my hopes up, and then having to smile till it's over.
But with you, I-I kept waiting for it all to fall apart, and it never did.
You were everything you said, everything I said I wanted.
So I fell apart instead.
And I always wondered what I would do if I ever met the real deal, and now I know.
I'll ruin everything.
Hmm.
Hey.
Are - Are we going? - Almost.
I'm your anesthesiologist.
Rest of the surgical team's on their way, and then we'll go.
How you doing? You hanging in there? Yeah.
Good.
I promise Dr.
O'Byrne's a genius.
He's done hundreds of debulking surgeries.
You're in great hands.
No, yeah.
He's great.
You have anyone coming? Family or? Not for the My friend is coming to stay with me after to help with whatever.
The recovery.
My mom had it too.
Ovarian.
I was pretty little.
You were going along the road and you hit a pothole, Celia.
And on the other side of it is the rest of your road, and we're gonna get you back on it.
Any questions? Where's that smile? All right.
Trey is he's my easy one.
You know, he's in commercial real estate, married, kids.
I mean, he has it all figured out.
I don't worry about Trey.
But you worry about Veronica and Terra? I you know, Ronnie always said she wanted to be an esthetician and Terra is studying to be a pet hygienist, so they're figuring it out.
- Well, you did.
- Well, I had to.
But don't worry, I only give them money when they ask me for it.
Then about a year later, I read this thing.
That the number one predictor of divorce - is eye rolling.
- Oh.
If I'd have known that when I met her, I would have been out ahead of all of it.
Right.
Oh, that's interesting.
Well, you know, when When I was with my ex, when we fought, I would always try to remember it's not him against me, it's the two of us against the problem.
- Right.
- But, of course, my ex liked the him against me part, so that's usually what ended up happening.
But it was really scary to do it, you know, but I just I knew I had to do it for my kids.
Well, you know what they say.
Courage isn't not being afraid.
It's being afraid and doing it anyway.
- Mm, yeah.
- You know? Which you did.
You chose your children over your fear.
Yeah.
You should be proud of yourself.
Thanks.
Veronica's in Indio for a couple days with some friends.
I think they're going to a a food truck festival - or something.
- Uh-huh.
- I'm not gonna come in tonight.
- Okay.
Oh, I don't want you to think I don't want to.
It's just me wanting to is what got us into this mess the first time, and I just want to be who I should have been and not make the same mistake twice.
Okay.
I like that.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- We can make new mistakes.
- Exactly.
New mistakes.
When when should we do that? Say Thursday? Yeah.
Yeah, Thursday I could - 7:30? - Okay.
All right.
Okay.
I'll see you Thursday.
Right there.
That same spot.
Yes.
Good night.
Bye.
The minute I open the door, I was like, "My God, who is this homeless frat guy?" And he walked straight into our place and starts looking at everything with this cash register in his mind.
Just adding it all up immediately.
What do you think about that, Debra? Well - I-I don't agree.
- Okay.
Keep going.
What else? Ronnie thinks that John is creepy and a bad dresser, might be a gold digger.
Oh, yeah.
"Might be.
" Mm-hmm.
Well, what about Nathan? You definitely thought Nathan was a bad dresser and you thought he was with me for my money, even though he had his own law firm.
Mom, it is actually possible that there are more than one creep on the planet at the same time.
I understand that.
That is actually a possibility.
Veronica, I understand that, but, you know, I do try to figure out if somebody's a creep before I go out with them Or before I go out with them twice.
But it doesn't matter because no matter what, to you, no matter who I go out with, who I marry, they're always a creep or rude and a gold digger.
Okay, this is where I might mention that you have had four husbands.
- Four different husbands, right? - Veronica.
I know.
I don't say it.
I know.
It's not helpful if I bring that up.
- Yeah, really isn't.
- But it's true.
I am trying.
You know, I'm trying to find somebody who's a good person.
And who's smart and funny, and has a good job, and is good to me, good to you kids And someone I'm attracted to.
Do you believe that? Do you believe her when she says that? Your mother has never denied her track record or the challenges that she's trying to address, but she is also entitled to try to be happy.
Whatever that means to her.
You are, Debra.
Thank you.
I think I am.
Rocket propelled grenade.
Mm.
The guy who was next to me in the Humvee died.
So I guess, you know, compared to him, I feel blessed.
Mm.
Try to tell myself to be proud of 'em.
Only people who survive have scars.
Mm.
I guess I only have one scar.
- You might have seen it.
- Mm-hmm.
Barely.
I mean, what, C-section? Yeah.
Two.
One for Ronnie and one for Terra.
They cut along the same line.
I guess that was my fight.
Was? Is.
You're still fighting.
Yeah.
Hey.
What's in the safe, kiddo? Are you gonna have time to pick up your tux today? Sure.
Hey, wait, what do I need a tux for? For for the cancer benefit.
- Oh.
- Good morning.
Sunshine.
So he's spending the night now? I got it.
Thank you, John.
Congratulations to everyone.
Your efforts have made this year's NED benefit for ovarian cancer the most successful one yet.
Now let's celebrate! Oh.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
God, a friend of mine called, emergency laparatomy, patient was old, had sepsis, and I lost my phone charger so I couldn't call.
Oh, my God.
Look at you.
Look at me and look oh, my God.
- Wow.
- Mm.
I didn't know where you were.
Mm.
I'm glad you're here now.
And I look like a pile of laundry.
Well Your friends are gonna stare at me.
I don't care.
Prove it.
Come on.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me see those hands up in the air.
- Come on.
Come on.
- Okay.
Whoo! You were the belle of the ball.
And I was with you, so I was the belle of the ball also.
You all right? I'm yeah, I'm okay.
It's What's wrong? You feeling sick? Did you have too much to drink? No, no, I'm not sick.
I'm no.
What's wrong? Well, you know how I was married before, right? Yeah, right.
I mean, so was I.
- Remember? - Yeah.
But I was married four times.
And I you know, I've been embarrassed to tell you because that's a lot of history and a lot of blood under the bridge.
Choices I made that hurt people and choices that hurt me and things my kids saw.
Things that I that I put up with that I never would have imagined putting up with.
I think I think I just Decided I didn't deserve to have someone in my life.
You know, like, I'd used up all my chances or something.
I just really wanted to be honest with you about it because if this isn't gonna be that, I'd just I'd rather know now.
Okay.
Well I've I'm not as good at all this.
I'm not as brave as you, but I've also wanted Been wanting to say something to you, but I was too scared.
I'm hearing what you just told me and all that stuff you just trusted me with.
Me telling you that I love you that's it's not brave at all, but it's the truth.
I love you.
- Really? - Yes.
Any questions I can answer? - I don't think so.
Do you? - No.
I mean, in a perfect world where I had no child support or insane tax issues, I would rent this place so hard.
Oh, yeah? I this the one? Is this the one you love? It is and I do.
I'm just sorry I can't get it for us.
Mm.
Well, I could.
You know, I mean, I could - I could get it.
- No, you couldn't.
It's too soon.
It is.
It's too soon.
Cataldo Properties, this is Beth.
Beth, hi, it's Debra Newell.
Um, I was calling because I would love to take the Bay Front property.
Cute.
- You did a great job on that.
- Thank you.
- Hey, honey? - Mm-hmm? Can I talk to you for a sec? Not about John.
It's about us.
Okay, because why? - 25,5 - Oh, right.
Sorry to interrupt you, but I was actually thinking I would love to just write you a check for 84,000 and that would be the first year up front.
And and then, you know, no security deposit and I'd love to pick up the keys today.
'Cause I have been thinking, you know how Rebecca's always saying that, you know, us living together isn't really helping our therapy? And I'm starting to feel like she might be right.
'Cause in actual life, it's complicated.
When we're living together you're always the daughter, I'm always the mom, and it's just really hard to do that and and I don't want to ruin this thing that we're trying to save.
Okay, so h-how do we do it? 84,000's only 7 a month.
I don't how the owners will feel about Oh, well you know, I always think that people have an appreciation for money in the bank, so I bet they'll be fine with it.
But I'd be happy to call them, if you want to give their number.
There's five months left on this lease Mm-hmm.
And you could stay here and I'll I'll get a place, and then we keep doing our therapy and I hope that we can maybe start to appreciate how lucky we are to have each other.
'Cause you know how Rebecca's always saying, "If you feel like you're in a tug of war, just drop the rope.
" Whoo! Whoo! Whoa! Be careful.
Sorry.
Damn, we're good-looking.
Hmm? - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Here she is.
You came through like a champ, Celia.
You're a Spartan.
They get they get it all? Surgeon's on his way right now to talk to you.
How much pain you in right now? From, like, one to ten.
Ten? It's a ten.
Okay.
I'm gonna take it away.
Obviously I'm never gonna be a cop or, like, a soldier or somebody with a ton of guns to shoot zombies, but I wouldn't mind being a doctor.
Like that's such an easy thing to just be.
But also, if there's an outbreak, where do you think all the regular medical doctors are gonna go? - Uh, to the hospitals.
- To the human hospitals where all the people who don't know they have the virus are coming to be treated, which is, like, the worst possible place to be.
Okay, so? So a lot of mixed practice vets travel around, they go to farms, and they have medical equipment in their cars and they're good at improvising because a bunch of the equipment that they need - isn't made to use on animals.
- Oh, man, that's true.
Mm-hmm.
Plus, one of their professional skills is knowing how not to get bitten by their patients, so Okay, that's awesome.
I'm sold.
We really need to be veterinarians.
- I know.
- Jeez.
Ooh, Cash.
Babe, wait.
Wait, is that him? Yeah.
- Hey! - Hi! What's up? It's it's Terra and Jimmy.
- Hey.
- Are you John? I thought you guys weren't getting here till 5:00.
We just, you know, they took me off the schedule at work because of this so we just got in early.
Yeah, so we're not ready for you yet.
Is my mom around? No, she went to get the turkey.
So maybe, uh, take your dog for a walk.
- Okay.
- Okay, see you later.
Come on, Cash.
Aw.
What? What.
What.
I just I hurt my shoulder by grooming this huge Newfie.
So it's a little tender.
It's okay.
My little tender Terra.
- Do you love the house? - Yeah, I love it.
I love it.
Yeah? Wow, this place is so badass, Debbie.
Yeah.
Do you think you're gonna get a boat or something? Maybe.
Maybe a little one.
Yeah, little boats are cool and also what's cool are big boats.
You've given that one a lot of thought, huh, Jimmy? A little bit.
Oh, there he is.
Hi, babe.
Okay.
- Where does it hurt? - Like, up here.
Here on the top.
- Think also back here.
- Okay.
How's that right there? Why is all of his stuff here? What stuff? Oh, John's? Oh, well you know, he stays over sometimes and it's just nice to have some of his things here in case he needs them.
Where's Jimmy going? His housemate from college is having a paintball tournament in Anaheim or something.
Well, you know what? You wanna stay here and we can do Thanksgiving stuff? You're gonna be making more stuffing this year, right? I mean, 'cause I want to take some back for after.
I know.
I'm doubling my recipe.
But we could we could, you know, watch a movie while we chop walnuts and onions.
I don't know.
"The Notebook.
" Oh, or "City of Angels.
" I I, um, I said that I would hang out with Ronnie.
Oh.
Well, we could do a little bit before you have to go.
Oh, I, like, told her now.
Okay.
So I turn around and he's standing, like, right behind me.
And he says, "So what's in the safe, kiddo?" What did you say? I told him it was none of his business and I shut the door in his face.
Also, it was, like, the second time I've ever even spoken to him.
What did Mom say? She said, "He was just trying to make conversation.
" And I was like, "I don't care.
I'm not dealing with him, kiddo.
" What are you doing? I just finished the lamb cut and now I'm shaving poodle feet.
Oh.
You know, I still don't get why you keep them in a safe though.
- Because they're valuable.
- They're purses.
Yeah, and if you take really good care of them, you can resell them on consignment for exactly what you bought them for.
Well, why don't you just be careful with them? Why don't you just shut up and worry about shaving your stupid poodle feet, god damn.
"The cut you give a poodle determines how high to shave the foot.
" You've met him now.
Tell me it's just me that doesn't like him.
Go ahead.
You can't.
- These apples - What's wrong? They're they're all brown inside.
Okay, I'll go get some more Granny Smith apples.
Yeah, I think we're gonna have to.
You said something about chicken broth as well.
No, we don't need that.
We're fine.
It's just - Okay, I'll go now.
- Thank you.
Or maybe Terra could go.
I mean, it'd be a nice, easy way for her to help out.
Well, Terra could go, except she's at Ronnie's.
It's fine.
I told her she could go.
Okay, apples and chicken broth just to be sure.
You know what? If you weren't so unselfish and kind, maybe I wouldn't love you as much as I do, but I wonder what would happen if one say you said to your kids, "I am done doing everything for you.
" I just want to see you put yourself first for once.
You deserve that.
I think he's living with her.
What? It's just his stuff is all over the place.
What stuff? Like shaving stuff, whatever ointments, I don't know.
Just, like, I just think so.
I just do.
I don't like thinking.
I like knowing.
You should find out.
I already asked her and she said no.
And I'm not gonna ask him.
Go dig around a bit.
Do some snooping.
If you're not gonna do it, then I will.
Okay, fine, then you go do it.
I'm not staying there, Terra.
You're doing it.
I hate you.
Terra? Terra.
What are you doing? What are you doing? So he's a doctor and a nurse, or he's just not a doctor? Well, he's a nurse and he has advanced anesthesiology training and he has a structured PhD What is all of his stuff doing here? Well, I was gonna maybe get those framed for him He's so living here! Why are you lying about it? Terra, stop Because it's been, like, a month and a half - because that's ridiculous! - Terra.
Hey, what's going on? You all right? She's fine.
Can you just Can you just go? We are having a private conversation.
Were you looking through that or was she? She was I'm so sorry.
Can you just let us have a private conversation? Who told you you could do that? I was just looking into his stupid box, okay? Why were you in here though, hon? You didn't belong here.
Because I was trying to figure out if you were lying to me, which you were.
Stop talking to your mom like that.
Lower your voice a little.
Don't tell me how to talk to my mom.
My mom and dad used to smack us - and I used to hate it, but - Shut up! It taught me to not raise my voice to my parents.
I'm your daughter.
That didn't belong to me.
You understand? - Hey, is everyone all right? - Mom! You're just gonna let him talk to me like that? Are you serious? You you need to - Mom.
- You need to calm down.
Hello, can you hear me? Obviously she can hear you.
Everyone can hear you.
She's trying to talk to you like you're an adult.
Maybe that's why it's not working.
Hmm? S-So you're just You're just gonna let him come in here and talk any way he wants.
I don't want this.
I don't want this in my house at Thanksgiving.
I don't.
No.
Okay.
Jimmy wants to go to, like, the buffet at the Wynn, but I don't even know if I want to eat Thanksgiving dinner now, though.
What? You I would eat it every day.
You're being a dummy.
Don't be a dummy.
I mean, what is going on with her? - Can't believe you're still going.
- Terra, I can't believe you can't believe it.
But how are you even gonna deal with him? I don't deal with people.
They deal with me.
God.
You want to share? - Hi, Trey.
- Hey, Ronnie.
- How are you? - Good.
Didn't know if you were coming.
Team Terra and all that.
Here I am.
Can you say hi to Auntie Ronnie? - Hi.
- Hi, you hungry? Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
- So is Terra coming? Did you talk to her? What? - She was uninvited.
- Oh.
After Mom let a guy who's she's known for, like, a month tell her that if Terra was his daughter, that he would slap her.
There's two sides to every story.
I know, Gram, but that doesn't make both sides true.
Well, now she's missing Thanksgiving over it.
She's missing us all being together.
Being grateful we can even be together.
I don't like it.
- I'm gonna call her tonight.
- You do that.
You should call her.
- He's wearing pajamas.
- Uh-uh.
I mean, sweatpants are pajamas.
That's that's just not oh, but he's so busy.
He's a busy doctor.
And he's so lovely to Debbie.
You look nice.
Thanks, Gram.
- I'm gonna go talk to Mom.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you? - Good, how are you, hon.
- Doing okay.
- Good.
- Smells good in here.
- I know, doesn't it? Ooh, I want some of that.
Don't please don't pick that apart, hon.
- I don't like all of it - Hey, Ronnie, I thought you and I could, you know, go for a little walk.
Have a little talk maybe.
Please don't call me Ronnie.
What do you want to talk about? You know, just clear the air a little bit.
That sounds like a good idea.
Clear it of what? I don't need it cleared.
I mean, maybe my sister does.
Right.
You already know that.
Yeah, no, I just think you and I got off on the wrong foot, that's all I just think that whatever you have to say to me you can say to me here inside in front of everyone, okay? Because I know I have nothing to say to you.
Ronnie.
Do not sit me next to him.
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna fix this.
Don't worry.
It's just it's just It's embarrassing.
What do you want me to do? Open the wine.
- That's what you want me to do.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good.
I'm just trying to get everything together here.
I got something for you.
What? - Ooh.
- I had it made.
I didn't think it was gonna be ready for a while, - but there you go.
- Oh, my goodness.
Oh, oh, that's beautiful.
- You like it? - "Debra and John.
" I-I love it.
If doesn't match your other decorations, you don't have to hang it, honestly.
How could this not match anything? This is gorgeous.
Our first ornament.
Thank you.
Why's the Madeira van in the alley? Oh, I've gotta I'm gonna have to drive that thing because Nancy just called from urgent care.
I don't she has strep or something, so I think I'm gonna have to drive to Vegas.
What? You're gonna have to go and do the whole shop yourself? Yes, do you want to come with me? - Can I come and help? - Do you want to drive my van? I'd love to drive your van.
So the valet called me Mr.
Newell.
- Oh, no.
- Mm-hmm.
He did? Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Well, you know, it's because my name is on the reservation.
No, I know why.
I get it.
You know, I prefer they call you Mrs.
Meehan, but - Oh.
Oh, you would? - I get it.
- I would.
- Well But, I mean, I know why you can't.
I mean, you're too established with work and stuff with Newell, I mean Well, I could use Newell for work and, you know, Meehan for everything else.
You could? - You could? - I could.
You would? - I I would.
I would.
- You would? - Yeah.
- Really? Yeah.
- I do.
- I do.
- Take you.
- Take you.
- To be with me.
- To be with me.
- Till death do us part.
- Till death do us part.
In sickness and in health.
In sickness and in health.
- In good and bad times.
- In good and bad times.
So Debra and John, it is my privilege and pleasure with the power vested in me by the state of Nevada to now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may now kiss your bride.
It says she got it here.
100 micrograms of fentanyl at 1:14 that means she can't have any more until at least Please! I know, hon.
The anesthesiologist gave you as much as he could give you about 90 minutes ago, okay? So now we're just gonna have to wait.
I can't feel it.
It's like he gave me nothing.