Dirty Sexy Money s01e01 Episode Script

The love of money is the root of all evil.
That's what they say, anyway.
Money makes everything go wrong.
That's certainly what I always thought.
When I was a kid, my dad worked for the richest family in New York City, the Darlings.
It's my job, Clare.
If they're gonna buy an entire island, I have to at least see it first! Right, and I get to sit here and rot! You want me to quit? Do you want me to quit? I quit.
Fine.
No, Devlin, take care of the Darlings, because obviously they need you more than we do! Working for the Darlings was hard on my dad, but it was even harder on my mom.
And at some point, you'll come to your senses.
I've already come to my senses, Dutch.
I'm not coming back.
Nicky, it's not your fault.
Mommy just has to go.
Goodbye, sweetheart.
And it was hard for me, too, as I grew up in the shadow of my father and the immensely wealthy family he worked for.
Nicky, you wait out here, all right? I have to take care of a few things, and I'll be back in 10 minutes, then we'll go home.
Okay? Okay.
Okay.
I hate you.
I love you.
And so, I promised myself that when I grew up, I would never be anything like my dad.
And I would never work for the Darlings.
- Your dad called.
- Great.
Who else? Let Them Eat Food Bank, and Judge Campbell called.
- Completely off the record, as usual.
- Yeah, what'd she have to say? Well, legally speaking, the Sisters of Eternal Mercy can keep their little playground Oh, that's good.
if they can find $ 1 million to buy it.
- A million? - Yep.
Oh, God, why does the world have to be so miserable? - That coffee's from yesterday.
- Oh, Daisy! And your dad called.
- Yeah, you told me that already.
- Again.
He really wants to have lunch next week.
Well, I'm not gonna be able to do that.
Nick, it's been over two months since you talked to him.
Look, Daisy, just call him and tell him I'm sorry, but I'm too busy.
I really am.
And then, two weeks ago, my father's plane crashed and everything changed.
Is everyone here for Grandpa's funeral? - Yeah.
They sure are.
- It's weird.
Yeah, it is.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Officer? Officer, can we get through here? Sorry, who are you? Justin Timberlake or K-Fed? - I've heard them all today.
- No, it's my father's funeral.
Oh.
It's everybody's father's funeral today.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Oh, God, here they come.
Daddy, who? Who is it? It's Grandpa's friends, honey.
It's the Darlings.
- Oh, my God.
I want to die.
- Tish, you can do this, sweetheart.
Hey, Freddy! Freddy! How's it feel to leave the PGA to be Mr.
Karen Darling? Don't answer that, baby, they're idiots.
When will you formally announce your candidacy for the Senate? Please, folks, no politics.
It's a sad day.
Sad day for everybody.
Juliet! Juliet! - Juliet! - Juliet! Juliet, over here! How are rehearsals going for Wait Until Dark? Oh, they're going really good.
I'd never want to be blind, but playing blind was really fun! How's it going? Good to see you, yeah! - Well, the rumor is you can't act at all.
- Well, you're poor.
And, Juliet, is it true you're designing a new line of lingerie? Oh, when'd you get back from Tahiti? Thirty minutes and six double espressos ago.
- Kelly Slater says, "Hi.
" - Kelly.
Hi.
What's your reaction to the stories about you in the tabloids? Listen, I spend enough of my time dealing with reputable media, okay? Patrick, were you close with Devlin George? Are you kidding me? He taught me how to ride my bike and fly-fish.
He helped me pass the New York Bar.
He was so much more than just our lawyer.
- He was like a father to us.
- Patrick! If you'll excuse me.
Nick, what are you doing out here? - Just, you know, watching the parade.
- Officer, he's with us.
Right, something special.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you.
And even if your dad did insert himself a little too much into our family, but he thought that's what his job was, right? To insinuate himself into everything, so that he could suck as much money out of us as possible? You know, Brian, Kiki's right here.
I'm sorry, Nick, you're right.
Let's not fight.
I hate you.
I'm sorry Grandpa's dead.
Please, God, tell me we'll never have to see these people again.
Done.
Why are you having a drink with Tripp Darling? You told me we'd never have to see these people again.
Well, he wants to start this charitable fund in Dad's name.
I'm gonna do the paperwork for him, and then we're done.
Okay? I promise.
Okay.
Don't turn into a pumpkin.
I'm not gonna turn into anything.
What is happening? Why the hell is Nick George coming over? This is the worst idea in the history of the Western world.
Well, I think that's a little melodramatic, Brian.
Nick George should not be our family lawyer, pure and simple.
It's what Dad wants, Brian.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
And besides, Nick grew up with us.
No, Nick didn't "grow up with us," Pat, he was the offspring of an employee.
Maybe we should let Maria's little Panchito manage your campaign? - Brian, your father feels that - We all know how Dad feels.
He loves Nick George, but he's wrong.
Since when is loving someone ever wrong? Nick's wet.
He's the brother I always wanted.
Hey, Dignats.
Other, other brother.
Other brother.
Jeremy, how many times do I have to tell you? Get Midas off the couch.
Maria, get Midas off the couch! What I don't understand is why we just don't let the market work.
- The market? - Freddy, you're not a part of this family yet, so just stay out of it.
What he's saying is that we should shop around.
Which I think is a huge mistake, by the way.
Look, your father and I have had an extensive conversation But there are better lawyers than Nick George, who would do a lot more for us for a lot less money and who wouldn't bring this massive attitude of entitlement to the table.
Nick has never felt entitled to anything.
Karen, you're drunk and in love with him, so shut the hell up.
- Hey! - I have had a Scotch, okay? One.
Nick George is just like his dad, he's a glorified parasite! I want a fresh start as much as anybody, but Nick is your father's choice.
And that's that.
That the '90? Give that a try.
It's a little vineyard we just bought in Bordeaux.
It's amazing.
- You still take an interest? - I do.
I don't get to taste things like this too often.
- Not in my line of work, you know? - Yeah, well.
Maybe your line of work is about to change, huh? What do you mean by that? I need your help, Nicky.
- With what? - With the family, you know.
Daily affairs.
Since your dad's gone, Paperwork alone's eating me alive.
Tripp, certainly there are better equipped lawyers than me - to deal with the family affairs.
- Yeah, I know.
And I contemplated bringing some hotshot in to take the reins.
No one seems right.
- I considered Johnnie Cochran.
- He's dead, Tripp.
Yeah, I know.
I found out.
He was a bit of a grandstander, anyway, loudmouth.
I spoke with Bill.
- Bill Clinton? - Uh-huh.
You asked Bill Clinton if he wanted to represent the family? I took my shot.
I mean, you know me, Nicky.
Thing is, when I really stopped and thought about it - You're the guy.
- Oh, God.
You know us, Nicky.
You're the guy.
I'm flattered, Tripp, but What Patrick said at the funeral the other day is true.
I really did have to share Dad with you guys when I was growing up, and I didn't like it.
I won't do that to my wife and I certainly won't do that to my daughter.
- You wanna be a good dad.
- I do.
So did Dutch.
And look at you, Nicky.
You're a successful lawyer, you're a family man, and best of all, you've got a moral center.
So, you tell me, who did wrong? If I had one kid like you, I'd be lucky.
- But I don't.
- Tripp, I just don't think it's a good fit.
- I'm gonna put my nuts on the table.
- Okay, if you have to.
I'll give you $5 million a year on top of what I'd pay you to do all your good works around town, all your little charitable projects.
You keep your practice, keep everybody on salary, keep everything as is.
Why would you do that? Because I miss your dad.
I miss having that solid citizen by my side to tell me which way is up.
And I trust you.
- I'd have to do it my own way.
- Hey, what man wouldn't? - I'd have to keep regular hours.
- Keep whatever hours you want.
I'd have to be able to say no if I felt I was participating in anything questionable.
- No one forces your hand, Nicky.
- And I'd never lie for the family.
We would never ask you to.
Ten million.
Done.
Thank you for an amazing night.
Did we just win the lottery? What do you mean? You just took me to a $500 dinner and you bought these tickets to ABT.
Last time I checked, you're a lawyer who basically works for free.
- I took the job working for the family.
- What? Lisa, this is a good thing.
It's a good thing.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
This is a really, really good thing.
Tripp is giving me $ 10 million a year to start a charitable foundation in Dad's name, on top of my salary, which is gonna be pretty impressive.
He's giving you $ 10 million a year to just give away? Yeah.
I don't know.
Are you sure you really want to do this? - I mean, your dad was a mess - Wait a minute.
- Lise, Lise, Lise, I am not my dad.
- I know that.
But if you're taking the job to prove that you know it, it's not the right reason to take the job.
That's not the reason I'm doing this.
This is a great opportunity.
Okay? And I'm gonna do it my way.
I like the way you do things.
- Oh, yeah? Yeah? - Yeah.
So, I guess that could work.
Mmm-hmm? You think it's gonna work, huh? - Hello? - Hey, Nick, it's me.
- Me who? - Germs.
Jeremy Darling.
- Who is it? - It's Jeremy Darling.
- Oh, my God.
- Listen, Jeremy, can you call me later? No, I'm playing poker over at Ethan Hawke's place.
I just won a yacht.
Yeah, well, winning's a great feeling, Jeremy, but listen, you gotta It's wet, are you kidding me? It's totally wet.
Jeremy, what exactly do you need, besides maybe some toilet paper? Well, this guy, François, I won it from, he says that the title is on the yacht at Chelsea Piers in the galley and I can just take it.
Is it really that simple? No, no, no, it's not that simple.
Where's it registered? France, probably? Or Germany? I don't know.
This is why I need help, Nick.
Would you knock it off? Hey, listen, here's what you're gonna have to do.
You have to get the title and bring it to my office later today and we'll make sure everything's okay.
Thank you, Nick! You're the wettest! Daisy? Can you put the family's phone numbers into this thing for me, please? - Sure.
- And don't let me forget, I'm picking up Kiki after school.
Hey, I am sorry I'm late.
I got trapped on a phone call with your brother Brian.
Oh, I'm sorry, Nick.
What was it about? Oh, God, I don't know.
He wanted my help getting some parishioner's kid into the Maple Grove Academy.
Not my job.
Nick deflowered me.
- Really? That's great.
- What, Nick? It's just the truth.
- Karen, do you have a check for me? - Yep, here it is.
$ 10 million from the Darling Family Foundation for you to do all kinds of good with.
Well, actually, before the day's over, I'm gonna use one million of it to save a playground for some orphans.
Oh, orphans! Nick used to read me poetry out loud.
It was so sweet.
- Do you remember, Nick? Remember? - Karen, I really I always thought we'd be married, didn't you? Karen I did.
- Freddy Instead I married three Well, it's gonna be four other people.
It's weird.
Weird, isn't it? Life's so weird.
So, I have - your prenups here for you to sign - Oh, yeah.
if you're ready.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
It's so exciting.
Well, I hope you two enjoy Are you coming to Mommy and Daddy's anniversary party tonight? Yeah.
With Lisa, my wife.
We'll both be there.
- Bye.
- Bye.
She's still in love with you, huh? She's in love with everybody.
Oh, here's your phone, armed and ready.
Thank you.
Nice.
Brian, I told you, I am not going to the Maple Grove Academy.
I'll give you $40,000.
Just let him in.
This is an academic institution, Reverend, not an auction.
Don't lecture me, bozo.
I'll have somebody come up here and beat you up.
Sorry I'm late.
Where the hell have you been? What's going on? This is Nick George, our family lawyer, and you better do what he says or else Or else you're gonna wake up tomorrow morning and find your tires slashed or something.
- It won't be good.
I promise.
- Where the hell are you going? I have to go do a baptism.
Mr.
George, I'll be frank.
If the child was legally a Darling, there would not be a problem here.
He could come to Maple Grove for free.
Wait, what do you mean, "Legally a Darling"? I mean, as long as the Reverend Darling refuses to claim the boy as his son, there is no place for him here at Maple Grove.
- I'm really sorry.
- Wait a minute.
- This kid is Brian's? - He didn't tell you that? Pardon me one second.
Hey, Juliet, what's up? If I am so terrible, Duncan McDoorknob, then why'd you cast me? Because your dad's financing the whole production! - Daddy paid for this? - Of course! You don't think you can act, do you? I mean, haven't you seen the looks on everyone's mugs when you squeak and squawk your way through your lines, you dodgy wee twig! Or are you blind, as well? You're a nightmare! Daddy said he wasn't gonna do that anymore.
I thought I earned this part.
- Juliet, there are ways - Oh, I wish I was dead! to earn the part.
What exactly went wrong here? She stepped on the stage, that's what went wrong! She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, mate, let alone a play! She's She's not good.
God help me.
Hello? I won it in a frigging poker game, dude! They came with the boat! They're illegals, Mr.
Darling.
Your name's on the title.
Yeah, but look, Officer.
He just wrote his name in, just now, in crayon.
I don't care if he drew it with his little peepee in the snow, shyster, - we're taking him in.
- Look, he doesn't even know these guys! It's true, I've never met those guys before in my life.
Right, guys? - Okay, Captain Jerry! - Okay, Captain Jerry! - Captain Jerry, okay! - Captain Jerry, okay! - Did you teach them how to do that? - I was just having a little fun.
Get him out of here.
You gotta bail me out, Nick.
If I miss Mom and Dad's anniversary party tonight, Dad is gonna kill me.
- I'll be right there.
- He'll kill me! Right there! Look, I don't think this is gonna Damn it.
What's the matter? I forgot to pick up my daughter! You are the most important thing in the world to your father.
I know.
And he has gone out of his way to give you this opportunity.
But I don't want it.
It makes me feel so stupid and lame to have everything taken care of all the time.
I want to be a human being.
And someday you'll be one.
Someday you'll walk out of this house and do everything just the way you want.
On your own.
Free.
But not today.
Oh, I hate that thing.
As a favor to your father and me on our anniversary, no extravagant gestures of protest.
Jeremy, did your brother Patrick use his influence as Attorney General to get you released? All right, listen, this has been a massive misunderstanding, and I can assure you that my client is gonna be found Are you getting back together with Kylie Minogue? innocent of all charges brought against him, so there's no story here, please excuse us.
Is it true you won the yacht in a poker game, Jeremy? Jeremy, how long have you been smuggling people into the country? - I don't know - Don't answer that.
Is it true you were planning to harvest their organs? You know, that is just dumb.
Why say things like that? No further questions! Dad's gonna kill me.
- He's not gonna kill you.
Then he'll have me killed.
Can you just give us a minute, please? I'll talk to him.
It's gonna be all right.
It's not gonna do any good, all right? He thinks I'm a loser and he's right.
I mean, look at me.
I can't even win a yacht without getting arrested.
I have the worst life in the world.
- Jeremy.
Jeremy, shut up! - What? I do, Nick! What? You have all the money you're ever gonna need.
You're never gonna have to work a day in your life.
die of starvation every day.
- Did you know that? Every day.
- Yeah, but out of seven billion people Look, the point is that life for most people is a living hell! Your life is not the worst life in the world by any stretch of the imagination! Any! What? You wouldn't understand.
Give that to Kiki.
Tell her I'm sorry I made you late.
- Where'd you learn how to do that? - My coke dealer.
Thank you.
Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
This way.
Champagne? Excuse me.
Excuse me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- This is for you.
- Thank you.
- Sorry about Kiki.
- It's okay.
I got her.
This party is amazing.
These guys are from the Philharmonic, and someone said that Josh Groban might be singing later.
Yeah, well, this is what these guys do best, you know.
They spend money.
Yeah, the wedding has to be the 18th, because Nick's playing in the U.
S.
Open - and Tiger Woods said Freddy.
- What? - You said Nick.
I'm Freddy.
I'm the one playing in the Open.
That's right.
He's the one He's playing in the U.
S.
Open.
- Well, take them home then.
- Have you seen Juliet? Come on, put on something nice before Mom sees you.
Brian, this shirt cost Chill.
Hey, No Fun.
And Tripp had Doug Henning flown in from Vegas Oh, there were hot air balloon rides, ponies, you know, a typical birthday party.
But when it came time to leave, we couldn't find Nicky.
He'd vanished.
For two hours, we searched for him.
- Where was he? - In the wine cellar.
He was down there, sobbing.
Didn't want to go home.
But Dutch was so good with you that night.
The way he carried you to the car He was so So tender.
- It's okay, Tish.
- No.
No, it's not.
I mean, how many men do we know today, really, who could raise a child like that, all alone, and do it so well? Sometimes it seems the whole cosmos is in a state of decay.
It's a little tough around here.
You know how it is.
Well, that's true, actually, what Mom just said about the cosmos.
I mean, space is frigging It's coming apart.
True story.
What are you talking about? Jeremy.
Have you seen Juliet? Mmm-hmm.
And how do you think that makes me feel? - It was a mistake.
I'm sorry.
- A mistake? "Sorry"? I mean, do you have a thing for this guy? - Sure.
No, I - What? He's taken.
- Nick is my past.
- Mmm-hmm.
And you, Freddy, you're my future, okay? That's right.
That's right.
Oh, I wanted to tell you, I met one of the Kennedys earlier.
Jeez, I don't know which one, but he owns a private course outside of Glasgow and he really wants me to play it.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So I told him we could take the family jet next week.
- Is that cool? - Of course.
So, word's out you're headed for the Senate, Pat.
Really? - Well, that's news to me, Dan.
So, you won't be running? Ready to put that on the record? Let's just say I'm happy being Attorney General and, as you know, I would miss New York so much.
After all, it is the great American city, right? Excuse me.
- If you'll excuse me for a moment? Of course.
I'll be right back.
So he is running, isn't he? He doesn't have a choice.
I've got it, Dilbert.
- Thank you.
- Yes, sir.
What are you doing here? I missed you.
You haven't called.
It's not good for you to be here.
Well, what the hell am I supposed to do? You can't tell me you love me and then disappear for weeks at a time.
You can't do that! Please don't raise your voice, honey, okay? Don't be mad.
Just do me a favor, go to the Ashley Square, get a room.
- I'll come when the party's over, okay? - Oh, yes, you will.
Go.
It makes me so sad that it all has to end someday, this This pageant, this beautiful, beautiful adventure.
You truly are, in flesh and blood, the great, great love of my life.
And I thank you for that.
I love you.
Hey.
This year was me and Juliet's turn to pick out the gift from the children.
So, in honor of the day that you two first met at the Saratoga Race Course Go ahead, Leopold.
This is Irish Ice.
He won the Breeders' Cup last year.
I guess.
Something like that.
And tonight, he's ridden by Saratoga's very own Tommy Crenshaw! Happy anniversary! Thank you, Juliet.
Oh, I love you.
Juliet? Where is she? Thank you.
Thank you, Jeremy.
Now, get that thing out of here, before it does something unseemly, all right? Great.
Head them up! Move them out! Nick, what are you doing up here? I was just looking for Patrick.
He sent me this thing and I - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- What's going on? - It's Freddy and me.
I don't know, Nick, I don't know.
I just I pick these guys.
It's so hard.
- Seems better than the last one.
- Oh, yeah.
All they see is the money, Nick.
All they see is my name and my money and nobody sees me.
I can't imagine that's true.
You can't imagine that's true because you would never be that way.
I think you're the only guy I ever dated who actually really saw me, you know? Just Just me.
Karen, listen, I don't know what happened between you and Freddy, and I don't want to know.
But if you don't wanna marry this guy, don't.
Life is short.
And you - And you deserve to be loved.
- You're sweet.
You're so sweet.
Nick? Patrick's looking for you.
- I know, he - Sorry to interrupt.
Oh, that's okay.
Damn it.
Excuse me? Did my wife just come by here? Short hair, black gown, pissed? What happened at Maple Grove? Brian, I cannot deal with this right now.
Oh, but you can show up here like you belong? You're on the clock, Nick.
Answer my question! Okay.
Okay.
If you'll admit the kid is yours, Brian, if you're willing to stick your family's proud name on him, then he can go to Maple Grove.
If not, the little bastard's out of luck! Yeah, go ahead.
Run away.
You know, you are just like your stupid dad.
You stand around all day with your hand out, taking our money, but when it comes time to actually getting things done, you're worthless! I hate you! Don't you ever talk about my father like that again, you son of a bitch! What the hell's going on here? - He started it! - Shut up! Get a doctor! - What's the matter? - It's Juliet! Get a doctor! Here we go.
Looks like she took somewhere between 10 and 20, but she expelled quite a few of them into her pillow.
I think she'll be fine, Tripp.
She just needs some rest.
Thanks, Doc.
You have any idea why she'd do this, Nick? Any clue? She knows you bought her the part.
Well I guess we're gonna have to be a little more tricky about how we lay the train tracks ahead of her, huh? Out in the world.
What? Speak, Nick.
I'm all ears.
I quit.
Tough day, huh? I'm serious.
This isn't me, Tripp.
This job I'm sorry, I gotta go.
Nick.
Nicky! Look, I can't talk right now, Pat.
I'm sorry.
- Did you get my note, at the party? - Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Code Pink? What the hell is that? - Come on, get in, I'll tell you.
- No.
- Pat, I just told your dad I quit.
Sorry.
- Nick, please.
It's life and death.
Just go up to the room and explain to her that it's over.
- Her? - Yeah.
No, you do it.
He's your girlfriend.
She.
I can't, Nick, I tried.
She gets so emotional.
It kills me.
Please tell me you never asked my dad to do anything like this.
A few times.
- Seven.
- Well, I'm not doing it for you.
Nicky, please, please, you gotta do it, please? And, hey, could you give her this check for me? No, I'm not gonna go into a hotel and give a tranny hooker a check! She's not a hooker.
You make it sound so dirty, Nick.
Well, what the hell is it, Pat, if it's not dirty? - Different.
- Stop the car! Don't stop the car, okay? Wait, where you going? Wait, Nick! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come here.
Please.
Come on, man.
- I really I really can't do it.
- Patrick, listen to me.
You are going to be a United States Senator.
You're gonna occupy one of the highest offices in the land.
Don't you, as a future U.
S.
Senator, at least have to have enough courage, enough integrity, to walk into a hotel room on your own and give a tranny hooker a check? - She's not a hooker! - I know she's not a hooker, okay? But is she more of a man than you are? You're right.
Okay.
Thanks, Nick.
The Ashley Square.
Let's go, baby.
And just for the record, that was not life and death! I know you two had a thing once.
So what was it, Nick? She was upset about Freddy and I I said some things to be nice and she was just It was friendly.
It looked like a lot more than friendly to me! - Well, look, she's about to get married! - That means a lot! And, anyway, I told you, I quit! Who's that? Whose ring is that? It's It's Karen's.
Look, it's not what you think.
It's Daisy's idea of a joke, okay? And it's oddly helpful.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Karen, do not call me on the home phone number.
We have to talk, Nick.
It's about your dad.
Freddy asked me for $ 100,000 at the party tonight to join some golf club.
Don't.
Please, I know.
So, I went up to the office to write a check, and when I got there, I found a new requisition on my desk.
Yeah, from whom? Brian.
The last gift Brian requisitioned from the Foundation was for a man named Norman Exley.
- Well, who's that? - Brian said he was just some guy, he was down on his luck and came into the church, he wanted to settle some debts, so I sent him a check for $ 10,000 three months ago.
And now he's asking for more? Yeah, only this time it's for $90,000.
And - What? - Nick, he's an airplane mechanic.
- Karen, what the hell are you saying? - I don't know.
Brian, well, he never was very happy about the affair.
What affair? The one your dad and my mom had for the past 40 years.
Oh, God, Nick.
I thought you knew.
Two days later, my father's plane was finally recovered from the bottom of Long Island Sound, without him in it.
It could have been explosives.
Could have been? Look, that plane's been bouncing around the ocean floor for the past two weeks now.
That's why there's no body in it, that's why there's no real proof.
I'm sorry.
I'd be happy to get a warrant for Exley, see where it leads.
But the DA's probably gonna want to know where you're getting your information from.
- I'll be in touch.
Thank you.
- Hey, Mr.
George.
There was a watertight lock box on the plane.
We found this in there.
- Personal effects.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing here, Tripp? - Karen called me.
I got concerned.
Well, there's A lot to be concerned about, I guess.
Maybe.
Might all amount to nothing, though.
Sometimes, you know, you're just looking for answers and there aren't any.
Either way Oh, God.
Come here.
Come here.
Hell of a way to lose him.
Yeah.
Whatever you want to do, Nicky, we're on your side.
Whether you're working for us or not.
Is that your way of asking if I still want to work for you or not, Tripp? You know me.
I can't help putting it out there.
- I thought he took that with him.
- Well, he did.
It was in a waterproof box.
Oh.
Okay.
- Listen, I gotta go.
My family's waiting.
- Oh, you take the helicopter.
I mean, traffic's demonic.
You'll never get there.
Call your car service, tell them to go home.
I wanna stay here for a minute.
Police will take me back.
Take the helicopter.
I'll see you in the morning.
See you in the morning.
Good.
I love you, Nicky.
So, is the love of money really the root of all evil? Or is it something else? Is it the love of freedom? Cupcake! Wait a second! - Leave me alone, Daddy! - Why are you doing this? I only get one life, and I have to make it mine.
Someday is today.
Let her go.
She'll be all right.
Okay, go for it, kiddo.
- I love you.
- I love you.
The love of fame? No, seriously, Ethan, you should come down and check it out.
Well, because I value your opinion.
I'm trying to figure out what to do with this thing before my dad makes me sell it.
Hey.
We should hit the Bahamas, maybe? I gotta get back though before I go to space camp.
Ethan? - Dude? - Is it the love of virtue? It's not about the money, you idiot! I want our son to go to the school that he would go to if we were together! Well, they won't take him at the school if he's not mine! Fine, then he's yours! Congratulations, baby, you're royalty.
Andrea.
Wait, I can't just bring him home to my wife and kids! The love of vice? Please don't leave me, Paddy.
I'll do something terrible, I know it.
It's okay.
- I'm here.
- Is it the love of romance? They're gonna make a whole line of kids golf videos to start.
And if that goes really well, they're gonna do the same thing, only in Japanese.
And I'll be the spokesperson, kind of, you know, the face of the whole thing.
It'll just cost $ 1 million upfront to start.
It's a good idea, right? Yes.
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Or is it having too much of anything? Is that the problem? I don't know.
I just know I'm gonna find out who killed my father.
And when I do, they're gonna pay.