Dope Thief (2025) s01e01 Episode Script

[agent] Yeah, we got one on the porch
and two inside.
[agent] But what's in that bag?
He keep going in that bag.
What the hell is that, man?
[trills lips] Yo, I don't know anymore
whether to laugh or cry, man.
And whose house is this? Grandma's?
[laughs] Right, right.
"Grandma, what big eyes you have."
Man, look at this wad of shit
in this kid mouth.
Yo, what you think he holding? Hmm?
A few dimes. I don't know.
No, man, I I mean the candy.
- The dulce.
- The dulce?
- Wow.
- When did you learn that?
- See, bro.
- That was good.
- I understand you when you talk, man.
I know what you saying.
Yo, man, I really hope
I really hope it's not, um,
Grandma's caramels
- What's Grandma's caramel?
- Like the bowl that your grandma have
Like a brand?
Like the caramels in the
[grunts] Aight, man.
- Let's bust this up.
- Whoa. Wait.
I'm not gonna bust these kids
just so you can know
- what kind of candy they have.
- Come on, man.
- That's part of the job, Manny.
- This is ridiculous.
You put this badge on,
it's time to play, bro.
- Okay, just listen. Ray.
- Man, what's up?
- Bro, these are babies, okay?
- Yeah, man.
They need to learn, man.
They either gonna die
or they gonna get better at this shit.
- I I I don't wanna take the risk.
- Risk? Manny, what risk?
- Fool, what you talkin' about?
- Babies are dangerous, motherfucker.
- [Manny] Stupid is dangerous.
- [Ray] Right.
Stupid is the most dangerous, Manny.
That's right.
So that's why we need to educate 'em.
Okay, let's go.
You know, it's my birthday today.
[exhales sharply] Sorry.
[clicks tongue] Whatever, man.
Let's go. I don't wanna fight. Let's go.
[sighs]
- Please.
- Just let me know. You too.
Trick or treat.
What's your name, kid?
- Jerome.
- Let's go inside, Jerome.
[panting]
[radio clicks]
Knock twice, wait, and tell them
that you need to take a piss.
[Jerome] Yo, I need to come inside.
[radio clicks]
[dog barks]
[music playing on earphones]
[door creaks]
[whistles]
In the living room, let's go. Let's go.
Take a breath.
Just get inside.
[Ray] Hey, drop the controller. DEA.
Did you just Did you just pause the game?
- Think you're coming back to this?
- Everybody on the ground.
On the ground! Federal agents!
- I wanna see those hands.
- [Ray] Yo, just breathe, all right?
Think of this like a fire drill
that they teach you in school.
Oh. Look at this.
Yo, why The Magic School Bus
so heavily armed, huh?
Ms. Frizzle packing?
[chuckling] Serious lemonade stand, man.
And, you know, instead of selling
Pop Rocks, you selling crack rock, huh?
All right.
- This one is Jerome.
- Oh, we got Jerome in the house
We got Jerome in the ho
In your mouth
What's going on, Jerome?
Hey, what the hell kind of babysitter
are you, man?
This is terrible, right?
Look at this. This is the worst day care
I've ever seen in my life.
Hey, Iverson Junior. Look at me.
Talk to me, man.
- Where's the money and the rest of the
- You don't need to
Keep your mouth shut, Jerome.
You know, as a matter of fact,
I'm talking to you now.
Who the man of the house
right now, Jerome?
[chuckles]
That's funny?
I'ma ask you again.
Who's the man of the house
right now, Jerome?
- You.
- That's right.
[chuckles] This one, man.
This one right here.
Let me tell you something.
When you standing tall in front
of the judge, I'm your only friend, man.
- So what you want me to
- [gunshot]
- That Sh
- [Manny] Fuck.
Fuck. I fucking told you.
I
- Calm down.
- I said it I fucking
[Ray] Go over there, man.
- Shit.
- [Ray] Who the fuck is upstairs, Jerome?
- [footsteps]
- Who the Hey, hey!
- [whispering] Come on.
- Shit.
Who the fuck is upstairs, Jerome?
- Ah, man.
- Please. Get the fuck
- See, man. I tried to help you.
- What the fuck are y'all doing?
Hey, hey, both of you,
faces in the carpet.
I'm tired of repeating myself.
- Talk to him, man.
- Put your weapon on the stairs now.
Is it your dad? Who is it? Talk to me.
Who is upstairs, man?
[teen] It may be Ronald.
[Ray] Hey, what you say?
Taylor Swift, what you say?
What did she say, Jerome?
- She said Ronald maybe.
- She said Ronald maybe?
- Maybe.
- Ronald maybe?
Ronald What,
from the famous Maybe family?
Who the fuck is Ronald maybe? Ronald!
Ronald, put your weapon down
where we can see it now.
[Ray] Hey, Ronald, look,
you know you messed up, right?
All right? First of all, you discharged
a weapon in a closed structure, okay?
That's one. Two, you left Barney
down here with his friends unattended.
That's a big mistake, man. It's terrible.
We can change this, man.
Let's write a children's story
that you can tell 'em
when you tuck 'em in at night.
It's called Ronald Makes
the Right Decision. All right?
So why don't you come down here,
put the gun down
and come talk to us like a man?
What you think?
You hear me, Ronald?
- Drop it, drop it!
- Hey, Ronald! Hey!
[Manny, Ray clamoring]
[Ray] Don't you move, Ronald!
Don't you fucking move
[siren wailing]
Come on down here, man.
Come on out here. Come.
Go right in the living room. Face down.
Wipe them tears off your eyes first.
[wailing continues]
All right. [sighing]
All right.
Nap time for Ronald.
All right. Nap time.
Lay them little heads down.
You act right,
you may get a juice box after.
You know what?
Let me tell y'all a bedtime story.
There once was a kid who went to juvie.
No gangs, no set.
Had to make friends fast.
And then, when he turned 18,
he had to ride that bus up to Graterford.
See y'all like y'all toys.
Your chains, your kicks,
your guns, your video games.
But on the inside, you're the toy.
People gonna trade your ass for a blanket.
On the inside, you the gold chain
dangling around somebody neck.
On the inside, you the shoes
on the bottom of somebody feet.
On the inside, you somebody video game.
Cool, cool, cool. Sh Shit.
Backup's outside.
[Ray] Yeah.
Hey, y'all think about what I said.
They gonna play your ass
until they break your ass.
Here you go. All right?
Stay down too.
- [Manny] I told you babies are dangerous.
- We made it out, man.
- Just keep going.
- You're getting too good at this, man.
You almost convinced me we're real DEA.
Yeah, well, real DEA
would have shot that kid, man.
Let's count that money.
[sniffs, sighs]
[Manny] You said there were only
three people in there.
Ray, we need another guy by the door
and I've been telling you this
So, what,
you want to split this with a third?
Yeah.
We need to take a break anyway, all right?
'Cause word could be getting around,
know what I'm saying?
Brother, if there's four G in there,
I'm good.
Not even close, bro.
But hey, I did love that
"who's the man of the house" shit.
What you mean? The command voice, right?
Yeah, the command voice.
- You got the gift, man.
- Ah, man. Man. Thank you, man.
But, uh, it's, uh, just
about the authority bias, man.
They just wanna
believe somebody in charge.
So you, uh, project certainty, you know?
And you don't give them no choice.
[tires screech]
- [pedestrian] Hey! Watch it!
- [Ray] Shit.
[Manny] Excuse me.
[pedestrian] Fuck you, junior.
[Manny] Lady. I respect you,
but that's fucked up.
[horn honks]
They're just kids, brother.
Oh, which reminds me
Man, what's this, man?
Candy from babies.
[chuckles] Oh, Jolly Ranchers.
Man, you shouldn't have, man.
- Happy birthday, motherfucker.
- [chuckles] I knew you ain't forget.
["Point And Kill" playing]
[music ends]
[lottery presenter]
And now, our day lottery drawing.
- [dog growling]
- First, today's Wild Ball number.
Eight.
Next up, Pick 3.
- Pick 3. All right. There we go.
- Oh! Christ.
- [chuckles]
- I thought it was a murderer.
- Oh, that's why you leave that door open?
- Ugh.
Hey, look, feel like
it's gonna be your lucky day today, Ma.
Hey, hey, you barking and barking at me.
- [growls]
- [dog growls]
[Ray] Hey, what is
you living on in here, lady?
That's expired and that's expired. Okay.
Come on, everybody.
It's the final five drawing,
starting with two, then two. Nine. Nine.
Hey, what's, uh what's all these
What's all these bills?
- What's wrong with you?
- None of your beeswax.
"MRI." "PET scan."
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What do these tests say?
Hey, what's all these tests say?
They say I'm an old bag.
Twelve.
Like you need a test to tell you that.
[Ma] The mouth.
[TV host] Infectious disease doctor
Catherine Hughes
Raymond, do you want coffee?
Yeah. Am I making it or you?
- You know what? Never mind.
- [TV continues playing]
I'm leaving anyway. Uh,
I gotta go to work.
And Manny's coming to pick me up.
Degenerate.
Hey, seriously, uh
what's wrong with you?
You sick?
You need money?
I can't pay anybody like that.
Hey, what I work so hard for?
You just say how much you need.
I need ten grand.
The hell you need ten grand for?
I don't expect you
to have that kind of money.
Nah, nah. It's, you know, this, uh
How are you painting
so many houses in this cold?
Interiors.
What?
[dog growls]
- Oh, forget it.
- Anything you wanna say to me today?
Yeah. Can you walk Shermie for me?
He's been cooped up all day.
Haven't you, Daddy? Yeah.
And don't forget to pick up his shit.
Shermie, you gonna take this shit or what?
- [music playing on stereo]
- [horn honks]
[Ray] Hey, what's up?
Hey, you. Come on.
[Manny] Look who's back in the game.
[breathes deeply]
What's up, Ray?
[clicks tongue]
When they let you out, convict?
Three weeks ago from Chester.
Graterford before that.
Well, say hey to Harlan for me then.
[chuckles] Uh. Nah, man. That's
That's, uh That's a whole jawn.
You know, Harlan tried to burn
some dude in segregation.
Damn. What?
[laughs, imitates explosion]
[chuckles]
[friend laughing] Yeah.
- Oh, sh
- [Ray] Hey.
Theresa. How are you?
Just peachy, shit-bird.
Bring Shermie in before he gets away.
Get What? Where he going? He a fossil.
You pick up the shit, Raymond?
Yeah, Raymond. Go pick up the shit.
All right, I'll pick up the shit.
All right. Give me a minute, man.
- [Theresa] Ray?
- Yeah?
- Come here. No, no.
- I've gotta Manny's out
- Come here, come here.
- [sighs] Man.
I want you to come in here and sit down.
Close your eyes. Close 'em.
What are you on, lady?
- [Theresa] Do as I say.
- [Ray] Okay.
Down.
[sighs] Eyes closed.
[Theresa] Open.
- [chuckles]
- You hopeless prick,
you thought I forgot. Here. [chuckling]
"No matter how you slice it
there's no topping you."
See, I see what that is.
[Theresa] You know,
your father ain't coming home.
How long, I don't know.
But if your aunt's fed up, stick with me.
We'll be okay, huh?
[sucks teeth] Aw, that
- Oh. [clicks tongue]
- Come on. Hey.
Happy birthday, you piece of shit.
- [chuckles]
- [inhales deeply]
[friend] I've never done any strong-arm,
but, you know,
like I said, I'm willing to learn.
I'm just trying to get back on my feet, convict.
So you found Manny?
Mm-hmm.
He didn't tell you what we do, did he?
Uh, no.
Just that youse needed muscle
for something.
Man, it's not about muscle, all right?
It's about being smart.
So, uh, you guys were close on the inside,
- right?
- [Ray, friend laugh]
I mean, not at first.
Nah, but, uh,
we came to a mutual respect, right?
[friend] So, you guys kind of like
Yeah, you getting it.
Yeah, we just take our cut
from the chaos, right?
It's like, uh [clicks tongue]
It's like when there's too many deer
in the woods, right?
You gotta call the hunters
to trim the population.
Otherwise, the deers,
they eat all the crop,
wander into the road.
So, you guys are kind of like wild deer?
[chuckles]
No, man. No, we, uh we the hunters, bro.
The city is overrun.
And we only take from the weak ones, man.
Just enough to pay our nut
for a couple of months.
And the main thing is,
these kind of people,
they they can't do anything about it.
But there's a right way to do this.
Just because
we're not real law enforcement
doesn't mean we not professional.
[whistles]
See, the key is preparation, right?
By the time we go in,
I already know the place.
And the trick is to control the situation,
all right?
They already know the drill.
DEA! DEA! Hands up! Don't even try it!
[clamoring]
[Ray] Chill out, man. Hey!
Everybody has to pay the karma tax.
See, it's not about muscle.
You see what I'm saying?
It's about attitude, real or fake.
The command voice, right?
'Cause people, they don't
they don't respect the badge
like they used to.
You know what I'm saying?
So, uh, you gotta prove
that we're the ones in charge.
Two scary motherfuckers.
[Ray chuckles] But disciplined, man.
Disciplined.
- [radio clicks]
- Take the decision out their hands.
Really about their safety, right?
Yeah. They expect to get pinched.
That's right. So the show
has got to be impeccable, man.
Fucker, don't fucking move!
Keep it fast. Don't think twice
until they're on that ground.
[Manny] Get the fuck down. Stay there!
If you're good,
they don't remember your face.
Just the badge. [chuckles]
Just the badge, man.
And if they push back,
I give them the old, you know,
"What are you doing
with your life" speech.
Or I go ballistic on them.
That part Here's the thing, Rick.
These guys
they deserve worse.
They're fucking poisoning the city.
- [cocks gun]
- [Ray] We get 'em all.
DEA!
All types.
- Don't play with me, man!
- [Ray] Get down on the ground, man.
From the corner crack dealer
to the zombies full of horse trank.
When you put them in them cuffs,
man, they all cry to Jesus, right?
They all got tattoos that say
"born to kill," "born to lose,"
- "born to die." Some shit.
- Realistic goals.
Realistic as fuck.
[lighter clicks]
[sighs deeply]
All right, don't get me wrong.
I admire the whole fucking production,
but, uh, here in the 215,
youse are gonna get your heads shot off
for two fucking G apiece.
But
drive a couple hours out to my turf,
more bang for your buck.
Off the top of my head, I could name you
three, four, five easy marks.
It's nothing but crank and bank, baby.
Huh? Hmm?
[Ray] This motherfucker, man.
You believe any of that shit?
I believe we've burned through
most of Philly, yeah.
Yeah, but you don't trust him.
If you gotta hit pause,
- I'm totally cool with that.
- No, man. Nah, nah.
Theresa, man. She need ten grand.
Yeah. I think she's sick or some shit.
- What are you talking about?
- You know, she wouldn't tell me.
You know how she is. I think it's, like,
some female shit, to be honest with you.
So
[Manny sighs]
Sherry is moving in with me.
She's gonna throw a housewarming party
or something like that.
Don't you already live there?
Ain't it already warm?
- Why are you like that, dude?
- I'm just asking, man.
- Look. Yo, yo. Hey, hey, Manny, Manny
- I just
- You know that I love Sherry, right?
- Yeah, you love her, but what?
But we need to figure this shit out, man.
- Get enough money in the bank.
- This is a side hustle, Ray.
This shit doesn't determine my life.
Yeah. Well, it's not a side hustle when
it's your only source of income, my guy.
See here.
She gave me this.
This dude is the patron saint
of the drug dealers.
[snorts, laughing]
Sorry.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
- I kid you not, man. Listen, listen.
- No, man. What?
This guy was some kind of Robin Hood,
like, uh, a a angel of the poor.
- I swear to God. Shut the fuck up. Dude.
- [laughs, groans] Man.
And he was a thief that became a saint.
She sees the best in me, man.
What about Rick?
- What a
- Hmm?
Hey, just see if he can get an address,
man, or something.
- Make sure he ain't full of shit, okay?
- [whispering] Okay.
And I'll do some recon, man.
I'll contact Son.
- See if that place is on his radar.
- All right.
Or, you know, you can become
the angel of the poor with Sherry
- Fuck you. Go fuck yourself.
- I'm just saying, man. It's an option.
- I'm telling you something important.
- You know she got that from a bodega?
- All right, man. Whatever.
- Okay?
[dembow music playing]
[Ray] What's going on, papi?
- Oh!
- [Ray] It's a party, right?
- Okay, I'll see you there. All right.
- I'll be in there, man.
- Hey!
- Hey! Raymoncito. This
- Supposedly it thrives in the bathroom.
- I love it.
- Yeah? All right, yeah. All right.
- I love it. Thank you for trying.
- It look like you too, right? All right.
- Don't do that. Don't do that.
[in Spanish] You want to come over here?
[in English] Can you do that? Go do that.
Okay, man. She wants me to fix this thing.
- Like, right now.
- Fix what?
- Manny, man.
- Shit, man. It doesn't line up.
You know how much I hate the Swedes
for this shit, man.
- Look at this.
- I know. Shit.
Hey, man, um,
you get an address from Rick?
Whoa. Don't talk about
that shit here, okay?
What?
Yes, I did.
I'll text it to you in a minute.
- [music continues]
- [in Spanish] She cheated on the guy.
[in English] Yes.
[Ray cheering] Turn it up! Turn it up!
- Ray, honey.
- Hey.
Manny says you're not drinking anymore.
- He did?
- I feel bad.
Yeah, I mean, can I get you anything?
- No, Sherry, I'm good.
- You sure?
Yeah. I just needed some space from the
- Shirley Temple?
- You got grenadine in there?
Hey.
What the hell's a grenadine? [chuckles]
Never mind. Hey, what's
[stammers] I'm good. Thank you.
- Come dance with me, babe.
- Okay.
- [Sherry] Come on. I missed you.
- [Manny] I missed you too, baby.
Hey.
[actor on TV] If I can borrow a horse,
I'll be leaving.
I don't know all the things
you've done, Cully,
but if you can't stay and face them,
wherever you're going, take me with you.
You don't have to be afraid
with me, Cully.
I wouldn't try and make you do
anything you didn't want to do.
[Cully] You're a woman, aren't you?
[gunshots on TV]
[Cully] Are you coming out?
Or do I come in and get you?
[gunshots on TV]
You shouldn't have left
that Apache pony outside.
- [school bell rings]
- We spotted you easy.
[western film music playing]
[gunshots on TV]
[Ray] Name's Ray.
- [support group] Hi, Ray.
- [Ray] Hey.
Uh, I've been clean and sober
[clicks tongue]
for 28 days now.
- [group applauds]
- [chuckles] Thank you. Thank you.
Um.
[sucks teeth]
And I've been thinking about
when's a stranger not a stranger anymore.
The lady who raised me,
basically, uh,
she was, uh, my dad's old lady.
And, um, she took me in.
She took me in when he went down.
Did his bid.
And, uh
she's sick now, I think?
I think she's sick.
She won't She won't really say.
But I think she's sick.
And I, um
I can't stop thinking about that.
You know, like one different turn and I
I wouldn't even know her.
Now, I'd rather be sick instead of her.
Yeah.
Maybe I am sick [chuckles]
maybe I am sick.
Uh, I sure as hell
miss self-medicating though.
I'm telling you, man. 'Cause sobriety
Oh, my God [chuckles] sobriety.
Ooh, sobriety.
Um, you know, I saw this tweaker, right?
This base head, strung out,
and I felt like [stammers] I knew her.
Like I knew exactly who she was.
It was like
Because I could feel, like, the cage
that she put herself in, you know?
My dad, he used to lock me up
just like that.
Yeah, he used to lock me
in the closet, uh,
'cause he didn't want me
catching him while he was getting high.
Didn't want me to see his ass.
And, um, I was like, "I like this."
[chuckles]
Right? I was like, "I like this. This is
I fuck with this. It's all right." Um
You know, 'cause sometimes you [sighs]
Hey, sometimes you just, like [sighs]
You just You don't want to see.
You don't wanna see so much.
["I Started A Joke" playing]
[Ray] Sound like I was a dog
in a kennel, right? [chuckles]
[clears throat]
[music continues]
[whispering] Fuck.
[grunts]
[laughs]
[sniffs]
[sighs]
[Ray's friend] I hate this song.
It's so self-pitying. It's like, listen
to this guy make everything about him.
[Ray] You know, you analyze everything.
You're gonna be a lawyer someday.
[Ray's friend]
Mmm. That's what my dad says.
Shit.
[scoffs] Your dad's a cop.
[chuckles] Mmm.
[Ray inhales deeply, sniffs]
You know what cops do?
They always call you
by your full formal name.
Like, "Hey, how's it going over there,
Raymond?"
[both laugh]
"How's the homework coming along,
Marletta?"
[both chuckling]
My dad calls me Mars.
Ah, Mars.
God of war.
And a candy bar.
Mars. Mmm.
Candy.
[music continues]
[Ray] Jolly Ranchers.
[tires screeching]
[Ray] Yo, right here. Hey,
cut your lights, man. Cut your lights.
Right here. To the right, man.
Pull into this driveway. Real easy, easy.
[breathes shakily]
Hey, look, make sure they see them badges,
- all right?
- Yeah.
These people, they've been
sucking fumes for a long time.
Oh, f
[exhales sharply, sniffs]
- [Manny] Brother, no, no. He's good. No.
- Get amped, dog.
No, no, dude. He's good. Okay? He's good.
[Manny] Just put that on, okay?
Okay. Focus. Hey, hey, hey.
Focus, all right?
All right. Right here, this is us. Okay?
I'm gonna go down
along this fence here. All right?
You two are gonna go round back,
towards that barn.
Make sure we get up to each door
at the same time.
We do this together.
One unit. All right? Textbook shit.
[Ray] All right. Once you get to the spot,
I want you to key this button
on your radio two times, all right?
I'm gonna key back and that's
gonna be your sign, all right?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey.
This all show, okay?
Do not fire, all right?
These are cookers.
There's acetone, ether, Christ knows
whatever the fuck else they got in there.
You shoot off, the whole thing
goes up like a hillbilly Chernobyl.
- You understand me? You got it? Okay.
- [Rick] Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Y'all ready to get this bread?
[Rick] Yeah. Fuck yeah.
[whispering] Man,
keep your fucking voice down.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
[Manny] All right. All right.
[Ray] Let's get this fucking money, man.
All right, let's go.
Get on the ground. Get on the ground.
[Manny] Keep your fucking gun down, bro.
Seriously.
[radio clicks]
[radio clicks]
Uh, come here.
- Okay. Uh, just remember
- Mmm.
what Ray said.
- What the fuck? [shushes]
- What Ray said. What Ray said.
[breathing heavily]
[breathing heavily]
[resident] Jack? Jack?
[resident 2] He's in the lab.
[stove clicking]
[Rick] DEA! This is fucking DEA, bitch!
- Get on the fucking ground!
- Federal agents! DEA!
[Ray] Federal agents! Get down!
DEA! Get down on the fucking ground!
Get down on the ground!
- [Rick] Hurry up, old man!
- [Ray] Get down on the ground.
- [dog barking]
- Get on the fucking ground!
- [Ray] Cuff him, man.
- This is an abuse of justice.
- [Ray] Cuff him.
- Uh, fuck. Hold still. Hold still.
- [resident 2 grunts]
- Fuck.
[dog barking]
I want to see a warrant
Do I read him his rights or some
- for a no-knock search and seizure.
- Shut him up.
- Shut him up.
- Because this house
- [grunts]
- Shut the fuck up, you piney fuck!
- [Manny] What the fuck, man?
- Whoa!
- Hey, hey! Federal agents!
- [Manny] Drop it!
Like hell you're fucking Feds.
Hey, listen, lady. Listen, listen.
Take a breath, all right?
- Jack!
- Take a deep breath.
- We just want to talk to you
- Jack!
- and nobody needs to get hurt.
- [resident] Jack!
[Ray] Who the fuck is Jack?
- Who is Jack?
- [Manny] Lady, drop the gun!
Drop your fucking gun!
[dog continues barking]
[barking stops]
- [Manny mutters]
- [Ray] No, no, no!
[Ray] Oh, shit!
- What the fuck!
- No!
Hey, it's okay. Hey, look at me.
Look at me, okay? Yo, yo. No.
[Ray, distorted] No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck.
[gunshot]
[Ray] Fuck!
- [Ray] Fuck!
- [Rick groaning]
[Rick] Fuck, man!
[Rick screaming]
[panting, stammering] Manny! Manny!
Oh, shit. Manny! Manny! Manny!
Fuck, man.
- [groaning]
- [Ray] The fuck?
[Ray] Who the fuck was that? Huh?
- Who the fuck was that?
- [barking, growling]
[Ray] Yo, what the
- [door closes]
- Smartest motherfucker here, man.
- [groaning]
- Hey, hey, Rick, Rick.
Hey. Hey, Rick, look at me, man.
Come on, man. Look at me.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
- [groans]
Hey, hey, we're gonna get you
to a hospital, man.
We're gonna get you
to a hospital, all right?
Yeah? What's up?
What's up, man? Talk to me.
Talk to me, Rick.
- Ray. Ray. Ray.
- What's up, man? Talk to me.
[stammers] Did I fuck up?
I fucked up. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah.
Yeah, convict, yeah, you
yeah, you fucking did, man.
But it's all right.
We're gonna get you out of here, okay?
Rick? Rick?
Rick? Come on, man.
Fuck! Fuck. Okay.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Um
- Ray?
- What are we gonna do, man?
- Hold on, Manny.
I'm not fucking thinking straight.
I'm not thinking straight.
- I'm not thinking straight.
- Ray.
We need to, uh
We gotta We gotta find the money.
Fuck the money.
- We gotta find the money!
- Let's get out of this place. Ray!
Listen to me! We need to find the money,
'cause we didn't come all the way out here
to do this shit for free, bro.
So come on, man. Come on. Help me.
Help me with this shit, man.
I know they fucking got it in here
somewhere. Manny!
Manny, come on, man!
Get your fucking head in the game,
Manny! Let's go!
[Manny coughs]
Come on.
[chuckles]
- [bag thuds]
- What the fuck?
Yo, yo.
- Hey, where's that lady, Manny?
- What? What?
[fire whooshes]
[gasps] What?
The f The fucking dead lady
that was right here, Manny.
- Where is she, man?
- Shit.
This place is gonna blow, bro.
- What?
- This place is gonna blow.
[Ray] Hey, Manny. Let's go, man. Come on.
What the What the fuck
is you doing, Manny? Go!
- [Manny] Ah, shit.
- Go!
[Ray] Let's go. Let's go! Let's go!
We should've stayed
and looked for that lady, right?
Right? We should've stayed
and looked for that lady, right?
[pants]
- Yo, who is that? Who the fuck is that?
- What?
Yo, who's going down there, man?
Whose car is that?
- Did they see us coming out?
- I don't know, man. I don't fucking know.
Shit, man, we're fucked.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Can they ID Rick?
I don't know. What, uh
Did anybody else know
- about our business?
- Son.
Son got just as much
to lose as we do, man.
If word got out on the street
that he was selling all the shit
that we gave him
from other dealers, please.
Oh, yeah? If they put a gun
in his kid's mouth, he's gonna talk fast.
- [car thuds, tires screech]
- Fuck!
Fuck! Goddamn it, man.
[Manny pants] It's a deer.
I can see that, Manny.
I can see that. [sighs]
What is it doing here?
It fucking lives out here, Manny, okay?
We gotta go. All right, let's
let's go, let's go.
- [Ray] Help me, man. Let's go.
- [Manny grunting] Ah, shit.
[radio buzzes]
[voice on radio] You boys coming back
for marshmallows?
Oh, shit. My radio.
I don't have my radio, man.
Hey, hey, hey, what did he say?
- Let's slow down.
- [Manny] Ah, fuck.
- Get to know each other.
- No. You keep that shit, man.
Let's go. Come on. Let's go, Manny.
- Throw that shit out.
- Manny All right, man.
Just drive the car, Manny. Let's go.
[voice on radio]
I was thinking maybe you left this behind
'cause you wanted to resolve
this situation.
[radio clicking]
So, you speak Morse code.
I got to tell you, buddy, this looked like
just another cooker's tragedy.
Old Randy self-immolated.
Bro, this piece of shit only
works for like half a mile.
They're right behind us.
You get it?
[voice on radio] Problem
with that scenario is this walkie-talkie,
which I can't figure.
Unless you was cops,
and this thing is not police issue.
So, I can conclude that you cocksuckers
took our money and dope.
Here's an alternative plan.
You tell me where you are,
drop the bags out the door
and this becomes a funny story
to tell your grandkids
about how you almost
got blowtorched to death,
instead of a sad story in the paper
about two bodies in the woods,
raped with shotguns.
[stammering] See
See, this guy the real deal, man.
That's the command voice, Manny.
That's the command voice
I've been telling you about, man.
You think you'd be tough to find?
In your Scooby Doo van?
See, man?
See the lame jokes, man, the threats?
- This motherfucker is the real deal, man.
- Ray, shut the fuck up.
[radio static]
Look Hey, hey, hey,
turn off up here, man. Up here.
Get off this shit, come on.
We gotta get out of here.
Fuck this shit.
[radio chatter]
[firefighter] Rescue to Command,
we got one in here.
We have another one.
[radio chatter]
[gasps]
[radios screech]
[TV playing]
Fuck.
[grunting, wincing]
[breathing heavily]
[groans]
[Ray groaning]
Goddamn it.
[intercom chatter]
[knocks on door]
[machine beeping]
[nurse] You can't come in here.
We need to start prepping her for surgery.
We need this information now.
[breathing heavily]
[door closes]
You got a pad?
"If I die
don't fuck me.
Somebody else knew about our deal."
- What the hell were you doing?
- [paper rips]
What?
[paper rips]
[detective] All right, Mina,
you need to go in surgery.
"If I effing die
[breathing heavily]
"what an effing joke
you f-word need to know"
[monitor beeping rapidly]
"all the effing bullshit I saw."
[monitor beeping rapidly]
"Whoever they were"
Find out if any other agents
were watching that house.
[beeping slows]
You're a good agent.
You shouldn't have been out there
with no support.
[paper rips]
[detective]
Mina, you need to go into surgery.
[breathes heavily]
[detective] Mina.
Mina.
Mina. Mina. Mina. Okay.
[TV playing]
[Manny] Where are we now?
Right now, um,
I'm at, uh, 427,614
and that's not counting whatever the hell
this shit is in the sunburn gel,
and we still got all this shit.
I don't know. My fucking head hurts, man.
These guys are gonna come.
These guys are gonna come after us, man.
All they gotta do is
get their hands on somebody we know.
We weren't killers, Ray.
This isn't us.
We took candy from babies.
They wasn't from around here.
You know that, right?
You heard the voice, right?
The "Havlicek-stole-the-ball" shit.
They gotta be a group
from up north or something.
Ray, it doesn't m [stammers]
It could be someone who moved here
20 years ago and and kept his accent,
just like me.
Okay.
- Can I say something?
- Please.
- Your recon sucks, okay?
- Okay, man, we got that. All right.
Cool, man. Just fucking calm down, man.
Oh, yeah. We put those fucking badges on
and then suddenly we think
- that that shit is magic?
- [muttering]
We're not real cops, motherfucker.
We're not real dealers.
We're not shit.
Nothing
in our lives has ever been real, Ray.
Till now.
Until now.