Doraemon (2014) s01e01 Episode Script

Hey, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention.
From my fourth-dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cause here we go again.
You know, I got this crazy feeling Like something good is gonna happen today.
I hate to break it to you, Noby, but that isn't the case.
At 2:30, you will be skewered by needles.
At 3:45, you will be roasted alive.
What is this? Who's saying all these crazy things? Who's there? No one's there.
I'm losing my mind.
So, did I scare you or what? Yapping seal with legs.
Clean your glasses.
I'm clearly a cat-shaped robot.
It it's talking.
Yes, I'm a talking cat-shaped robot.
Well, what in the world do you want from me? And more importantly, how the heck did you just crawl out of my desk drawer? I wouldn't get bogged down with the details right now.
The thing to focus on is that I've come here to save you from a horrible fate.
The thing with the needles? And then the roasting? Nah, that stuff is totally gonna happen.
And worse.
The horrible fate is that you will lead a truly crummy life.
Stop freakin' me out.
You have no idea what sort of life I'll end up having.
On the contrary, I do.
Don't you wanna know how I know this? Mm-hmm.
Hold on.
What's this? That's a Dorayaki, but we call 'em Yummy Buns.
Yummy Bun?! Robot cat scores! Delicious.
Ah! Those are amazing.
Ya know, I think I'll like it here.
Catch ya later.
Robot cat in my desk.
I am losin' it.
Just a weird dream.
Yep, a totally crazy dream.
Hey, Doraemon! Oh, good, Doraemon's gone.
I told him I wouldn't interfere, but I had to see the look on your face when you found out.
Listen, you and Doraemon are gonna have some amazing adventures.
I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you, Noby.
I'm actually kind of jealous of you guys.
But if anyone needs Doraemon to help them out, it's definitely you.
Your life turns out terrible.
Really rotten.
It's so bad, it actually becomes a cautionary tale.
So that's why I decided to send Doraemon back here to live with you.
That cat will turn your life around.
He's gonna make things bizarre and crazy and super awesome.
You'll see, grandpa.
Now wait a second.
Why are you calling me grandpa? We're, like, the same age.
Wait, you don't know? Doraemon was supposed to tell you all that.
Right.
I forgot that part.
Well, tell him.
No wonder he looks so confused.
The two of us have come here today from the future.
Yeah, we used a time machine.
We accidentally opened a portal inside your desk drawer.
What do people from the future want with me? It was Soby's idea.
This guy here's your great-great grandson.
And that makes you my grandpa's grandpa.
But I'm still just a kid.
How can I possibly have grandkids who have grandkids? - You were right about this guy.
- Hush.
Look, one day, you're gonna grow up and become an adult.
And then eventually, you're gonna get married.
Yeah, I guess I might.
No, you will, in exactly 14 years.
Really? So who's it gonna be? It's someone super cool, right? Do you remember who it was? Were they cool? Hm, not really.
Let's see.
I believe her name was Little G.
Oh, yeah, right.
Little G?! Do you have any idea how ridiculous that is? The girl you're saying I'm gonna marry is Big G's little sister.
That is wrong on so many levels! Listen, there's no point in complaining to me about it.
There's no way.
Please, no.
Maybe you need to see some photographic evidence.
Evidence? Photos of your wedding day.
The litter of children you had.
Wait.
It gets even uglier.
Yeah, that's definitely not pretty.
- Talk about embarrassing.
- Tell me about it.
- This is all lies! - No need to panic.
Yeah, just hear us out.
No more hearing.
Get out of here! That is nothing but crazy talk.
- There's no way I'm ever gonna - What's going on? What's wrong? Noby, stop.
Just calm down.
Put down the broom.
Crazy future people in my desk drawer.
I see.
You had a scary dream, that's all.
Look, there's nothing in here.
But some pens, pencils, and old wads of chewing gum.
Know what your grandpa would tell me when I had a bad dream? He said bad dreams are actually great dreams in disguise, because they mean something good's about to happen.
That's right, so you have nothing to worry about.
That is one wild imagination you have.
You might just end up having a career making cartoons.
Absolutely.
Yeah, but something tells me it wasn't a dream.
2:30, skewered by needles.
That means I only have one minute left.
But I don't see anything sharp or pokey.
Can't just make a needle in 60 seconds.
I'm getting worked up for nothing.
Yeah, just a bunch of gobbledygook.
Simply a bad dream.
Hey, Noby! Hey there, Sue.
And Big G and Little G.
We lost our badminton birdie.
Will you get it? You don't have to clobber it every time it comes to you, Big G.
It wouldn't be a problem if his use didn't have a roof.
Steady.
Steady like a cat.
I meant go get a ladder.
Nope, I got it.
I did warn you.
Terrible place for a cactus.
Are you all right? It's like your butt was skewered by needles.
He was right.
The thing with the needles did happen.
What's going on, Noby? What? Oh, me? I'm totally fine.
There's nothing weird in my life at all.
Okay.
Well, do you wanna join us then? Play some badminton? Don't bother.
He's a terrible player.
He's just gonna end up losing.
Not true! Look, you're on, Big G.
Let's do it.
What, you wanna play me? That'll be fun.
Every time you miss, I get to paint something on your face.
Huh? Hey, us girls were having our own game till you barged in, and now you're kicking us out entirely?! Put a sock in it.
You wanna chicken out, now's your chance.
No way! I'm taking you down! Come on, let's start this thing! My art project is done.
Ran out of canvas it's a good look for you, Noby.
Did you really have to turn me into a martian, Big G? If I really end up marrying Little G, then that means Big G is gonna be my brother.
That is a horrible fate.
Big G as my brother.
No!! I won't do it.
I don't care what the robot cat says.
I don't wanna marry Little G! And who says I'd marry you, ya big loser? That's my sister, you jerk.
If you're dissing her, you're dissing me.
Did I just say that out loud? You're gonna pay.
Get back here.
This isn't over, Noby.
That really was horrible.
At 3:45, you'll be roasted alive.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Like that's gonna happen.
What's going on? Huh? Noby, what happened? Here you go.
I brought you some nice, dry clothes.
This is sorta like being roasted.
He was right again.
So now do you believe us? Okay.
You may be from the future, but how do I know you're right about my life? 'Cause we know how it turns out.
But you can totally change all that if you just make better choices now.
So basically, whether you end having an amazing future or a crummy one, depends entirely on you.
It's up to me, huh? Wait a sec.
If my fate changes and I don't marry Little G, then that means you would never be born.
So now he's an expert on time travel? It's time travel stuff.
Don't overthink it.
And to make sure things go smoothly, and you don't get off track, you're gonna have me by your side through every bit to help you out.
- You mean it? - Absolutely.
Cool, I've got a robot cat best friend now.
Awesome! It's gonna be great.
I'm so glad you're on board with this plan.
All right, I'm going back to the future now.
I'm counting on you, Doraemon.
You got it.
Hey! You know, since I've come all this way, I might as well check out what the city looks like in this time period.
Hey, if you don't get back, your mom is gonna let you have it.
I just wanna take a quick peek.
Oh, all right then.
Let's break out Here you go.
Put it on.
And I'll put yours on for you.
Okey-dokey.
Um, question.
Could you have possibly put this on the wrong part of my body? Hey, it's working, isn't it? Well, sorta.
Look, I'm one seriously high-tech robo-cat.
I don't make mistakes.
You gotta relax and learn to trust me.
Not trusting! Plasma cannons.
Boom! Fire the torpedoes.
Station, everyone.
This ship's unstoppable.
You seem to be having fun scribbling away.
Hey, it's not scribble.
It's the space destroyer USS Noby.
Mega cool, huh? Now if I could really build it, I'd rule the universe.
Captain Noby, the enemy has begun to attack.
- Blast the plasma Cannon.
- Roger.
Victory.
Captain Noby, you saved the galaxy.
Well, yeah, I guess I did.
- Again.
- Let's build it.
Do what? We can make a ship with this thing? Yep.
First, the materials.
What do you mean? O you have any plastic lying around? Mm, yeah! I got some stuff.
I've got all these old toys I don't play with anymore.
Dump 'em in the mecha-maker.
And then, we drop in your scribbly drawing of the spaceship.
Voila! Wow! Wow, this looked so much better in my head.
Yeah, I don't think NASA will be hiring you.
But you'll like it better when you're at the controls, captain.
What are we waiting for? Let's go! Space destroyer class USS Noby, launch! It's flying! Good.
Very good! Oh.
Hey there, Sue.
Oh, hi, Noby.
Look out! Whew, that was a close one.
Good shootin', cap'n.
I smell burnt hair.
Space destroyer USS Noby, return to port.
Cool! It might not be pretty, but I designed it myself.
Well, I think it's awesome.
Yeah, it is.
Okay, now let's go show it off to Sneech and Big G.
Battleship USS Sneech, fire all cannons.
Wow, that was far from cool.
Yeah, yeah, okay, I know that, but it was really super expensive, and I forgot to keep the stupid, stupid receipt.
What is that? Check out my latest killer creation, guys.
The USS space destroyer Noby.
What? You made that? Plasma cannons.
Particle beams.
Oh, so cool! Oh, awesome.
He can barely tie his shoes, and he made that? It's easy as pie.
You just gotta load the design and some junk into the mecha-maker.
So this mecha-maker you speak of.
Let's trade.
I'll give you 100 Yummy Buns.
Hey, Doraemon's gadgets aren't for sale.
A hundred Yummy Buns?! It'd be greedy of me not to share.
Thanks, Doraemon.
All those Yummy Buns will be in the mail.
Later, losers.
How could you just sell out to Sneech like that? I'm a robo-cat with a weakness.
I love Yummy Buns! Ta-da! The design specs for every spaceship you've ever seen in a movie or TV show are in the book.
Uh, so? So To do it right, I'll steal all the best parts from all the coolest ships.
I get it.
This is gonna rule.
And I won't skimp on materials.
Only brand-new expensive models.
Right on.
Add in some extra plastic to make it super strong.
Sneech, you are a genius.
This spaceship is gonna be epic.
Let's call it the big star fortress G-Sneech.
Yeah.
Sweet! Big star fortress G-Sneech complete! A hundred shots, a hundred hits.
Come on, Noby.
It's my turn.
- Let me! - I wanna try it, too! Big star fortress G-Sneech, attack! Blow Noby's spaceship outta the sky.
Wait, what'd you say? No, don't do that! Go pick on a spaceship your own size.
Excuse me, but those Yummy Buns you promised? Oh, Doraemon, didn't you hear the news? Yummy Buns are out of stock.
None for you.
You cheated.
Hey, you okay, buddy? He tricked me.
This means war, Sneech! Yeah! Plasma cannons, fire.
Look at that.
Not a scratch.
Ultra beam, fire.
So thanks to the Big Star fortress G-Sneech The USS flying trashcan Noby has been defeated.
Now I've lost my cool spaceship st 'cause you couldn't say no to a plate of Yummy Buns! We have to make an even more powerful space destroyer.
Easy there, Doraemon.
Sneech cheated me! It's time for us to get the mecha-maker back.
Let's go.
The anywhere door? Okay.
We're goin' home to design a mega ship.
Yeah.
Big star fortress G-Sneech is goin' down.
We're gonna need all this paper just to fit the design.
So big, I need three hands.
Maybe bigger doesn't always mean better.
Ah, geez, everyone's a critic.
Hmm.
This gadget will take your stinky sketch and de-stinkify it.
That should do it.
For materials, let's go with steel.
Huh? You sure? The honor of yummy buns is at stake, and Sneech is going to feel my steely wrath.
Empty cans, old bucket, rusty nails.
Revenge is a dish best served with Yummy Buns.
Sneech sure messed with the wrong robo-cat.
We're gonna need a lot more steel to finish making this ship.
But we're not gonna find that much metal just lying around.
This thing is an eyesore.
Hey, if you don't want this car, we'll get rid of it for you.
Great.
I never wanna see this pile of junk again.
See, we're doing him a favor.
If it's metal, throw it in.
You got it.
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Even car parts.
Good thing star fortress G-Sneech is invincible.
All right, you guys, you're goin' down.
Meet the USS Bun Avenger.
No, I won't let them beat me.
Take 'em out, ultra beam.
Ha ha, you can't Pierce solid steel.
Impervious to your puny attack.
This might not end well.
Sneech, let's run.
Doraemon, we totally did it.
But I'm just getting started! No one cheats me out of yummy buns and gets away with it! You're startin' to freak me out.
Uick, hide it in there in that pipe.
Yeah, good idea, Big G.
They'll never look there.
You can't hide from justice.
Prepare yourselves for 100 buns' worth of hungry robo-cat vengeance.
Never stand between a robo-cat and his Yummy Buns.
What do you mean, you want your old car back? You said you never wanted to see it again.
No way, man! That car was a work of art.
A classic example of post-modern automotive design.
I'm sorry, guys.
Could you just give the car back? - Well - Okey-dokey.
Huh? Go easy on arboard thrusters.
Watch out for enemy aliens.
Drive carefully.