Dug Days (2021) s01e01 Episode Script
Squirrel!
1
DUG: I am awake!
And if I am awake,
everyone must be awake!
Get up! I do ever so want you to get up!
-You can thank me for waking you.
-CARL: I'm up.
DUG: I know you want to be with me!
CARL: What time is it?
-You ruined a great dream.
-DUG: I am your dog.
Thank you for feeding me!
Yeah. Keep your collar on.
Oh, boy.
This water is so wet!
And you are so good at hunting for food.
Thanks, took me a whole five minutes
at the grocery store.
DUG: Whoa!
Are we going outside?
Uh
Now, I'm gonna build a project,
and I don't need a puppy underfoot
out there, so stay. Okay, Dug?
Stay. Stay.
Stay. Stay.
Stay.
Good stay.
DUG: Oh, thank you.
What are you doing?
Is that for me? Are you making something?
-I brought this for you.
-(GRUNTS)
(GROANS) Uh-huh.
Maybe later.
(SIGHS) Now, that's not gonna work.
Do you think at some point
you could pretend to obey me?
-Oh, yes, Poppa!
-Well
You are like a father to me.
I will call you Poppa.
Oh, boy.
(GRUNTS) There!
Poppa, that den is too small
for you to live in.
It's a bird feeder.
You will feed the birds to it?
-No! They do the feeding! Seeds!
-Oh
(YAWNS) I'm bushed.
I think I'll take a little siesta.
DUG: But the birds! We must feed them!
They'll be by.
Why don't you guard the feeder,
so no one messes with it?
Guard the feeder (SNORING)
DUG: I will guard the bird feeder.
I will pretend to obey.
Hot!
This will take away the hot.
That is where I take a bath.
I will guard my poppa's project.
And I am still guarding.
Guarding yet again.
(BARKING) Get away, you bird!
(LAUGHS) This is for the bird.
Come back, you bird.
I am sorry for not liking you from before.
There is plenty of food for you
and I want you to fly here now and
Squirrel!
I know what you want.
The food for the bird,
which I am sorry
for not liking from before.
You will never get by me, Squirrel!
I am a dog!
I can run fast, and I can smell,
and you will never get by me!
-(SQUIRREL CHITTERS)
-Whoa! Whoa
I am warning you, Squirrel,
you had better leave my poppa's project!
I am pretending to obey!
Ow!
Whoa!
Ha, tickles!
I am not sure how I got up here.
I am a good climber!
Whoa, whoa!
Ow.
DUG: Now I am having two feelings.
I feel like I wish
the squirrel would get dead.
But I feel sad for the squirrel.
Very sad.
It getting dead
is also still a feeling, though.
Boy, that squirrel loves
my poppa's favorite peanut butter.
The squirrel is not so bad.
Mmm, I have never eaten this
It is so delicious,
and I am licking it many times.
Oh, I can't stop licking it many times.
(MUFFLED) Now my mouth doesn't work!
-I am mad at you once again, Squirrel!
-(CHITTERING)
That's weird.
(MUFFLED) Poppa! (GULPS)
I guarded the feeder for the birds.
Yeah, I can see that.
DUG: All the seeds is gone.
I fed the squirrel your peanut butter.
My favorite?
Pretending to obey is hard.
You're a good dog.
I'm very lucky to have you, Dug.
Oh, Poppa. You are lucky to have me.
Your project got dead.
DUG: I am awake!
And if I am awake,
everyone must be awake!
Get up! I do ever so want you to get up!
-You can thank me for waking you.
-CARL: I'm up.
DUG: I know you want to be with me!
CARL: What time is it?
-You ruined a great dream.
-DUG: I am your dog.
Thank you for feeding me!
Yeah. Keep your collar on.
Oh, boy.
This water is so wet!
And you are so good at hunting for food.
Thanks, took me a whole five minutes
at the grocery store.
DUG: Whoa!
Are we going outside?
Uh
Now, I'm gonna build a project,
and I don't need a puppy underfoot
out there, so stay. Okay, Dug?
Stay. Stay.
Stay. Stay.
Stay.
Good stay.
DUG: Oh, thank you.
What are you doing?
Is that for me? Are you making something?
-I brought this for you.
-(GRUNTS)
(GROANS) Uh-huh.
Maybe later.
(SIGHS) Now, that's not gonna work.
Do you think at some point
you could pretend to obey me?
-Oh, yes, Poppa!
-Well
You are like a father to me.
I will call you Poppa.
Oh, boy.
(GRUNTS) There!
Poppa, that den is too small
for you to live in.
It's a bird feeder.
You will feed the birds to it?
-No! They do the feeding! Seeds!
-Oh
(YAWNS) I'm bushed.
I think I'll take a little siesta.
DUG: But the birds! We must feed them!
They'll be by.
Why don't you guard the feeder,
so no one messes with it?
Guard the feeder (SNORING)
DUG: I will guard the bird feeder.
I will pretend to obey.
Hot!
This will take away the hot.
That is where I take a bath.
I will guard my poppa's project.
And I am still guarding.
Guarding yet again.
(BARKING) Get away, you bird!
(LAUGHS) This is for the bird.
Come back, you bird.
I am sorry for not liking you from before.
There is plenty of food for you
and I want you to fly here now and
Squirrel!
I know what you want.
The food for the bird,
which I am sorry
for not liking from before.
You will never get by me, Squirrel!
I am a dog!
I can run fast, and I can smell,
and you will never get by me!
-(SQUIRREL CHITTERS)
-Whoa! Whoa
I am warning you, Squirrel,
you had better leave my poppa's project!
I am pretending to obey!
Ow!
Whoa!
Ha, tickles!
I am not sure how I got up here.
I am a good climber!
Whoa, whoa!
Ow.
DUG: Now I am having two feelings.
I feel like I wish
the squirrel would get dead.
But I feel sad for the squirrel.
Very sad.
It getting dead
is also still a feeling, though.
Boy, that squirrel loves
my poppa's favorite peanut butter.
The squirrel is not so bad.
Mmm, I have never eaten this
It is so delicious,
and I am licking it many times.
Oh, I can't stop licking it many times.
(MUFFLED) Now my mouth doesn't work!
-I am mad at you once again, Squirrel!
-(CHITTERING)
That's weird.
(MUFFLED) Poppa! (GULPS)
I guarded the feeder for the birds.
Yeah, I can see that.
DUG: All the seeds is gone.
I fed the squirrel your peanut butter.
My favorite?
Pretending to obey is hard.
You're a good dog.
I'm very lucky to have you, Dug.
Oh, Poppa. You are lucky to have me.
Your project got dead.