Fake Profile (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

1
["Are You Ready for This?"
by Robert Lamond & Amy Swift playing]
One, two, three, four
Show me what you've got ♪
You know I'm never gonna stop ♪
I know that I'm gonna get mine ♪
- Watch me as I'm right on time ♪
- [phone chimes]
I know Imma keep going ♪
You know Imma keep it rolling ♪
- I got a like. [chuckles]
- Huh?
Did you reply to him?
No, but I'm gonna hit "like" immediately.
[phone chimes]
Show me what you've got ♪
[woman] We've been talking for 11 days
and 11 nights as well.
Can't you just wait
a couple more hours to meet me?
I'm too excited to wait any longer
since I saw your picture on the app.
[woman chuckles] Fair enough.
So I guess we're gonna finally meet
in the flesh today. Aren't we then?
Did you choose an outfit?
I don't know yet.
Have you already picked yours?
Both naked.
If I can have it my way.
[giggles]
I warned you I'm a hopeless romantic.
Are you on your way to the hospital?
[soft chuckle] I'm already here.
Just please don't tell me
that you had an emergency,
or had to pick up an extra shift,
'cause I know that's the nurses' life.
[giggles]
No, no, no, no.
Tonight, you and me,
eleven o'clock, we meet face to face.
I promise, okay?
[sultry music playing]
Baby, don't take too long ♪
You know you want
To fall in love with me ♪
Baby, don't think too much ♪
Ni tú ni yo podemos resistir ♪
No ♪
Hay mucha gente
Pero solo estamos tú y yo ♪
[cheering]
I love how you're looking at me
I just can't get enough ♪
You've got me praying
Praying for your touch ♪
But I gotta make sure
You know my worth ♪
Everybody's tryin' to get me ♪
So baby don't leave me hanging ♪
Everybody's tryin' to get me ♪
So baby don't leave me hanging ♪
Baby, don't leave me hanging ♪
Baby, don't take too long ♪
You know you want
To fall in love with me ♪
[sexy music playing]
Camila?
Fernando?
I can't believe it.
You tricked me.
You made a fake profile.
[giggles]
No.
- Yes.
- No, no, no. It's me in the pictures.
- No, that's not true.
- It is.
No.
In the app you look pretty.
But in person, you're an angel.
[giggles]
FAKE PROFILE
You don't like me.
- That's it, right?
- [laughs]
- All right, I'm leaving. I'm
- Hey, shh. Stay.
You're so arrogant
just because you know you're handsome.
- No. No, no, no.
- You are.
- That's just how these things work.
- [both giggle]
It's not the first time.
And I'm not gonna die
because a woman says no.
Oh, fine.
Although it is the first time
a gorgeous nurse rejected me in Vegas.
- Hey, this is not a rejection.
- Okay.
I'm just trying to say
that you look very different,
and I couldn't recognize you
from your photos on Tinder.
That's all.
But why? Those pictures are real.
Yes, I know, but the pictures
in your profile are from far away.
In the app you look good.
Uh-huh?
But in person,
well, you look better.
- [both laugh]
- Oh, so now you're stealing my line?
- Yes, I did.
- Uh-huh.
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
I can't believe that we're both here,
having this chat and,
I feel like we've known each other
for a long time.
Although there is something that
I think I haven't told you.
Well, that's that's the best part
of getting to know you like that.
Meeting for the first time in person,
now we're gonna learn
all about each other.
[salsa music playing]
I can't believe you're still single.
You're the most beautiful woman in Vegas,
and you don't have a boyfriend either.
[laughs]
So then maybe our destiny
has brought us together, hasn't it?
- Maybe.
- Mm-hmm.
[kisses]
Can you see the suite in the corner?
That's where I'm staying.
Then what are you suggesting, huh?
Nothing.
I'm just saying
that if you come up there with me,
I promise you
that we'll remember this night forever.
["Pr0Bl3Mb0I" by Stefficrown playing]
I'm complete like a gangsta ♪
Not like a pop star ♪
Cash like a trap star ♪
Estoy de moda ♪
Defy and prosper ♪
["Pr0Bl3Mb0I" continues in Spanish]
I'm complete like a gangsta ♪
Not like a pop star ♪
Cash like a trap star ♪
Estoy de moda ♪
Defy and prosper ♪
["Pr0Bl3Mb0I" continues in Spanish]
[drone whirring]
[breathing heavily]
[drone whirring]
[breathing heavily]
[drone whirring]
[suspenseful music playing]
[pants]
[groans]
- [kisses]
- Mm.
[kisses]
- [sighs]
- [phone buzzing]
Mm.
[phone chimes]
MILENKA:
YOU COMING TO THE REHEARSAL?
UNKNOWN CALLER: 25 MISSED CALLS
Ugh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, okay.
[sultry music playing]
Shh!
Hey. [chuckles]
- Where are you going?
- [giggles] I'm sorry, I have to go.
- No, no.
- Yes, I have to g No! [giggles]
[sultry music continues]
Okay, put your cell phones away, please.
Let's be quiet and stretch.
[clears throat]
He is Colombian, a plastic surgeon,
and he lives in Cartagena.
[gasps]
- So he's a surgeon?
- Uh-huh.
Nice! That means he's a millionaire.
I don't care about that.
- Whether he has money or not.
- Uh-huh.
Whatever, the point here is,
that what we have is just
Oh, it's special.
And I never thought I'd meet
a guy like that on a fucking dating app.
It's not super weird?
You keep talking but you haven't told us
the most important thing yet.
[giggles]
Did you fuck him?
I hadn't felt like this in a while.
[man] Ha! I've heard
that a million times, bro.
- Seriously, I swear.
- Yeah, right. Come on.
It's just that Camila is different.
Camila is
Camila is like a dream.
- [woman 1] Camila
- [woman 2] You fucked him.
You should have seen it. He's
What we have is magical.
- [woman 1] Aww!
- [Camila] It's passion, it's fire.
We were there on the dance floor
as if everyone had disappeared.
It's as if I knew her from a past life.
He's handsome,
he's talented, he is charismatic.
- He's passionate. He's a machine.
- Wow. [giggles]
A practicing nurse.
She's funny, intelligent, athletic.
Man, that body is [chuckles]
And I have to confess
that he's the first guy,
well that has given me an orgasm.
What?
- An orgasm that's real.
- [chuckles]
- An actual one, you know?
- [woman] Seriously?
You won't believe me,
but it was the best sex I've ever had.
That's what I call sexual chemistry, man.
[chuckles]
I don't know what she did,
but she drove me crazy.
That goddess can do
whatever she wants with her body.
And all I want is
to hold her in my arms one more night.
I'm not sure how many
of those orgasms you had
Shh!
but the truth is
you deserve them all with a cherry on top.
Yeah, especially after all you suffered
with that psychopath Vicente.
Ugh.
Don't make that face.
Sometimes it's important
to remember your own mistakes,
to avoid making them again.
That's how I like you, always smiling.
[both laugh]
Oh, get off me. [sucks teeth]
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- [laughs]
Two minutes, please.
What was his reaction when you told him
what you do for a living?
Mmm.
You lied
[tense music playing]
Mmm?
I told him I'm a nurse.
[giggles] Oh my God.
[both laugh]
I just wanted to tell you that
[beeping]
I'm starting to feel
that we have something special, Camila.
Like a river ♪
All I want is to see you right now.
Kiss you.
Hug you.
FERNANDO
I ALSO WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
["River" by Bishop Briggs playing]
Like a river ♪
Shut your mouth, baby
Stand and deliver ♪
Holy hands
Will they make me a sinner? ♪
Like a river, like a river ♪
Shut your mouth
And run me like a river ♪
Like a river, like a river ♪
- Choke this love ♪
- Hey!
Get off me. I told her to stop doing that.
[Fernando, over phone]
We've been together for a month.
Time flies so fast. Are you at home?
I have a surprise for you.
[bike engine revving]
[suspenseful music playing]
[tires screeching]
This asshole
Don't do that. Just stop.
[tires screeching]
[suspenseful music continues]
It's okay, Frank. It's okay.
What's your problem, Vicente?
- Camila, listen. I just want to talk.
- [Frank] Hey! Step back, asshole.
- Stay out of this, man.
- It's okay. I've got this.
You know I have
a restraining order against you.
If you don't leave me alone,
I'm going to call the police.
- Don't do that to me.
- [Frank] Enough.
- Listen to me. Don't leave me like this.
- Hey!
- Step back, asshole!
- Otherwise, I'll have to
What are you gonna do, fucker!?
What are you gonna do?
Are you going to hit me again?
Are you going to put me in the hospital?
- What the hell are you gonna do?
- [Frank] Come on, Camila, let's go.
- [Camila] Fuck you!
- [Frank] Let's go! Watch your step.
- You know what?
- [Frank] Don't worry.
One day someone is gonna break your heart
just like you broke mine.
And that day,
I'm gonna be the happiest man
on this fucking planet, you hear me!?
[shudders]
- [Frank] Get some rest, okay?
- [Camila] Thanks.
- Thank you, Frank.
- [Frank] Sure, have a good night.
- And stay away from that guy, all right?
- [Camila giggles] I know.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
[sultry music playing]
- [Fernando] Camila?
- [chuckles]
- How are you?
- Mm.
Um, fine, but [chuckles]
what are you doing here?
It's it's very late, no?
I can't stop thinking about you.
Why don't you come with me?
Where to?
[sultry music continues]
Fernando, there's
There's one thing that I wanna tell you.
Something you don't know about me.
But I want you to know.
What is it? Mm?
It all began as a simple lie,
and then out of the blue
I fell in love with you like a dumb girl.
But I want
to tell you about what I do, I
I don't work at a hospital.
You don't?
You're not a nurse? What then?
- Are you a lawyer? Mm?
- [chuckles softly]
An athlete?
What?
I dance at the Golden Lips.
[tense music plays]
Do you know it?
You dance at the Golden Lips.
Yeah.
I do know it.
I've heard about it.
They say it's one
of the best clubs in Vegas, right?
Dancing is my job.
But above all, it's my passion.
I work there from Wednesday to Saturday.
I don't lap dance.
And I definitely
never sleep with the clients.
Just to be clear.
[Fernando] Mm. Okay
So if you don't wanna
talk to me after this,
I totally understand.
[sexy music playing]
You already made me feel
a fortunate man, you know that?
Just imagine now.
[cries softly]
I wanna know everything about you.
I wanna know every little detail.
[laughs emotionally]
In this life I only have one single dream.
A simple one.
And that is to find my better half.
Get married and start a family.
Family is the one thing
worth fighting for.
[sexy music continues]
[phone chimes]
CAMILA: I MISS YOU! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT THIS MUCH.
I'D MOVE TO VEGAS JUST FOR YOU.
SEE YOU FRIDAY!
I MISS YOU! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
FERNANDO: I CAN'T WAIT THIS MUCH. I'D MOVE
TO VEGAS JUST FOR YOU. SEE YOU FRIDAY!
Baby, don't think too much ♪
Ni tú ni yo podemos resistir ♪
Hay mucha gente
Pero solo estamos tú y yo ♪
I love how you're looking at me
I just can't get enough ♪
You've got me praying
Praying for your touch ♪
[audience cheering]
But I gotta make sure
You know my worth ♪
Everybody's tryin' to get me ♪
So baby don't leave me hanging ♪
Everybody's tryin' to get me ♪
[shower running]
So baby don't leave me hanging ♪
Baby, don't leave me hanging ♪
[vocalizing]
Baby, don't think too much ♪
Ni tú ni yo podemos resistir ♪
No ♪
[vocalizing]
[Fernando]
I'm telling you 'cause I'm sure.
At Riviera Esmeralda,
nothing is what it seems.
[plane engine whirring]
FOUR MONTHS LATER
[Camila] Four months together.
I can't believe it, you know?
[Fernando] Time just flies
when you're having fun.
Aw, I know.
Hey, don't forget
that later tonight we're having dinner,
and you're going to meet my roommates,
Milenka and Erika, okay?
- But I've seen them dancing at the club.
- [laughs]
But they haven't given you their blessings
so imagine how important this is for you.
And don't forget that I'm making
my chilaquiles for dinner.
- And that doesn't happen just any day.
- [pouring liquor]
So you better be there, all right?
The only thing I want
is to be with you as soon as possible.
I know.
I'm so excited to see you.
Okay, then we'll see
each other tonight, babe.
I miss you. Mwah.
Right back at you, baby.
- Bye.
- Bye.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
How is she?
[tense music playing]
Mm.
[Camila] And the chiles.
[phone ringing]
- Hello?
- [Vicente] Are you with him?
[tense music playing]
Vicente, please don't call me again.
Or you got bored already?
Mm?
Just like you got bored
of fucking with me.
You're a really sick man.
I'm sick because you did this to me.
- [phone clatters]
- Asshole.
[busy signal]
[suspenseful music playing]
[phone ringing]
[salsa music playing]
- [Milenka] He's late, no?
- [clears throat]
He's always super punctual, I swear.
He's always on time.
- Are you sure he knows where you live?
- Of course he knows exactly where I live.
- Maybe he got lost, don't know.
- [Milenka] Mm-hmm.
But why doesn't he call?
I'll call him. Wait.
[line calling]
[line calling]
[busy signal]
[line calling]
[sighs]
[Milenka] Aw.
[Erika] She's having
an existential crisis.
[phone ringing]
Hey.
Hello?
- [Fernando] Camila?
- [exhales]
Fernando, how are you? I was worried sick.
You disappeared.
I'm sorry, honey, forgive me.
I had to go back to Colombia unexpectedly.
You see, my sister had an accident,
and her condition is serious.
Oh.
Oh, honey, I'm very sorry,
but are you okay?
Do you need anything?
No, thank you, my love.
All I need is you.
I miss you terribly.
When are you coming back?
[Fernando] Well, I don't know, baby.
[pop music playing]
Ready for the show ♪
Ready for the show ♪
The place is packed.
Some big applauses
will make you feel better.
When you're the star of the show,
that'll make you forget that bastard.
Don't be so harsh on Fernando.
You know that it wasn't his fault.
Yeah, Camila, right. Hospitalized sister.
Tell me you didn't buy that bullshit.
- Why?
- That's some nerve, man.
After so many months together,
why would he lie to me?
Just think about it.
Don't be so naive, Camila.
Hey.
- I don't wanna see you crying, okay?
- [phone ringing]
- He's calling.
- [man] Girls, two minutes. To the stage.
I wouldn't pick up if I were you.
Oh my God!
[phone ringing]
[clears throat]
Hey there.
Hello.
Camila, you look beautiful.
Thanks.
- Tell me, how's your sister?
- Much better.
But the truth is that it's been very hard.
Okay, but you are very strong.
And I know
you're taking care of her very well.
And whatever you need
you can always come to me, okay?
Thank you.
Being away from you doesn't help either.
You're at the club?
Yes, working, as always. Look.
[giggles]
Hey.
Will you forgive me
for leaving without a warning?
I'll think about it.
Although I don't know if Milenka
and Erika will forgive you, you know?
Because you stood us up
and disrespected my chilaquiles.
I miss you.
So much.
[Camila] Mm.
I miss you a lot too, Fernando.
This whole city reminds me of you.
May I know what's underneath that robe?
I miss you ♪
Ooh.
If you really wanna know
what's underneath this robe,
why don't you come here
and find out for yourself?
Oh, should I?
And what would you like to do?
Well, sir,
just for you,
and because I miss you so much
Look at me.
Take your time.
Never thought you'd touch my soul ♪
Quite like you did now ♪
Like we're dancing ♪
Now spin me ♪
Now I'm needing you ♪
Baby ♪
[knocking on door]
Hold on.
[phone chimes]
[computer chimes]
FLIGHTS
[keyboard keys clacking]
[Erika] Come, we're gonna be late.
- Let's go, are you ready?
- Huh? Yeah.
- Milenka, get one for me, please.
- Uh-huh.
Here. [chuckles softly]
Come on.
FLIGHTS LAS VEGAS - CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA
[Milenka] It's late. Let's go.
[Erika] Where are the keys?
Do you have them?
[Milenka] Yeah, I've got them.
- Camila.
- [Erika] Camila.
- Let's all go together.
- I'm coming. Promise.
- You're late.
- Coming. I swear.
[Erika] Don't say I take too long.
[sighs]
Okay.
[keyboard keys clacking]
Dude, you're so obsessed.
What is wrong with you?
Camila, are you going crazy or what?
Ay, ay, ay.
Don't you think you're going
a little too fast?
I know tons of people who,
after dating for four months,
get engaged and are happy ever after.
- But how well do you know the guy, Camila?
- God. Give me. [groans]
Well, enough to buy a plane ticket
and visit the guy.
I know he's living in Cartagena
and that he has a cosmetic clinic.
I love you.
And I love that you like this guy.
That he made you touch the sky,
the stars, Jupiter, Saturn.
Wherever.
But we don't know shit
about this random guy.
I like him a lot.
It's one thing for you to like him a lot,
and enjoy banging the dude,
but it's a different thing
to go to another country,
to be with someone you met
on a dating app.
[director] I want a rehearsal
from the beginning.
Now, stronger. I need strong.
- Five, six Five, six, seven
- I don't agree with Milenka.
There are couples that get matched on
a dating app and end up getting married.
Building a life together.
- I don't agree.
- Yeah, yeah, sure, but this is Vegas.
I'm pretty sure that guy
didn't get an app like that
to meet the mother of his children
on the Vegas strip.
[Erika] You really
don't think he's that bad.
He lives in Cartagena,
he's a plastic surgeon.
[Camila sighs]
- All right, all right.
- [director] Five
No flight. I'm staying here.
And you're right, it's too soon
for me to go to Cartagen
Just a little bit of love and energy!
We're good, we're good.
- [director] Five, six. Five, six, seven
- [Erika] Five and six
[director] And one
Hey, Fernando, how are you?
I just wanted to tell you
that you're right, that
I really am completely crazy. [chuckles]
It's just that
[sighs]
I can't stand the distance,
and I really miss you very much.
I'm just letting you know
that I'm at the airport now,
and I'm on my way to Cartagena, hmm?
I'll be there soon. Kisses. Mwah!
["Negra del Sur" by Diana Burco playing]
First time here in Cartagena?
In Cartagena and in Colombia.
Ooh, that's nice.
Look.
Take this card, 'cause I I'm a driver.
And I'm a tour guide too.
In case you need anything,
I'm also a private chauffeur, of course.
- I run errands, whatever you need.
- Right.
And thanks.
[driver] Of course.
Okay, miss.
We're here.
Let me help you.
[front desk clerk] Here you go.
ALTA VISTA COSMETIC CLINIC
Hello. Excuse me, miss,
I'm looking for Dr. Fernando Castell.
Uh, are you scheduled today?
No, this is a personal visit.
Sorry, the doctor doesn't see
walk-in patients. I'm sorry.
I really need to see him today.
Please, ma'am.
- What is your name?
- Camila.
Camila Román.
- [front desk clerk] Camila Román? Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- Please, wait a moment. I'll let him know.
- Sure, thanks.
Hello? Doctor?
There's a woman looking for you.
Camila Román.
No, she doesn't have an appointment.
She says it's personal.
Yes.
Of course. Mm-hmm.
He's there.
Great, thanks.
[indistinct chatter]
Camila?
What can I do for you?
I'm Fernando Castell.
[tense music playing]
[Camila] I miss you very much.
I'm just letting you know
that I'm at the airport now.
And I'm on my way to Cartagena, hmm?
I'll be there soon. Kisses.
[tense music continues]
Now Camila's coming.
[man] Huh?
- No. No.
- [man] What?
[Camila] Well, then I guess that,
could there be
another doctor
with the same name, in the same country,
in this same city, in this clinic, right?
No, no, no, that's impossible.
Cartagena is too small.
If someone had the same name,
I would know.
Then now you know
someone is pretending to be you.
I'll show you his profile.
This is it.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that's me, but these could've been
downloaded from the internet.
Mm
I wonder if I know this guy.
Do you have a picture of him?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Hey, can you take
a picture of us, please?
- Thank you.
- Hold a sec, use this one instead.
- No, no.
- It has a better camera.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I'll send the picture to you.
- Okay.
Great.
Look here. Smile.
[camera shutter clicks]
- On three.
- [camera shutter clicks]
All right.
Arigato.
Thank you.
Would you send me those?
I'll send them later.
No, all the pictures we have together
are only on his cell phone.
[suspenseful music playing]
Oh, she's so hot. Wait, wait.
No, you son of a bitch,
you had it all arranged
so that this chick would come visit you.
Man, come on.
- I didn't know she was coming.
- Miguel, I know you.
I'm telling the truth. I swear to you.
- What's that?
- No, Luigi
- Luigi, Luigi.
- Hey, hey. Hey, sign that. Wait a minute.
Thank you, Doctor.
Oh, fuck, my wallet.
[sighs]
For God's sake.
I won't take any more of your time.
Thank you again, Doctor.
Okay, good luck.
Mm.
[driver] Camila! Camila.
Nothing gets left behind in my cab.
Thank you so much.
[sighs] This is the only good thing
that's happened to me today.
Well, I don't know
what happened to you, but
Come on, you're a beautiful woman.
You seem very smart too.
And if you ask me, you have
very pretty eyes. Cheer up.
[chuckles dryly]
Now that you're here, would you be so kind
as to take me to the airport, please?
- Yes, let me take you bag.
- Thank you.
- [phone ringing]
- Wait a sec.
One moment.
[tense music builds]
Hello?
- Camila, baby.
- [Camila] Fernando.
You finally called me back.
I hadn't seen your messages, honey.
I'm sorry. Listen.
Why didn't you tell me
you were coming to Cartagena?
[Camila] Well, I wanted
to surprise you, but,
I couldn't get a hold of you,
and I left you a message.
I just charged my phone
and listened to it.
Where are you?
[sighs] Come on. Please, hon.
Don't leave me all alone here, please.
I need to see you, hmm?
I would love to, baby.
But that's impossible.
I just landed in Buenos Aires.
I'm here on a business trip.
Then I'm going to Santiago.
São Paulo and Miami.
[chuckles]
Oh, my.
What a busy schedule
of trips you've got, right?
So, when am I gonna see you?
[tense music playing]
Uh, maybe in a week.
Or two, I don't know.
Camila, my love.
Honey, don't be upset, but
I think it's best for you to go back.
Don't worry about it.
I understand that you have
a lot of work, you're very busy.
But, at some point,
you and I will see each other, huh?
'Cause, trust me,
you won't get rid of me this easily.
Dr. Castell.
Asshole!
[inhales]
Stupid! I'm so stupid!
How many times did Milenka and Erika
warn me about it, but I didn't
Such a bastard!
Listen, miss, well, I'm not sure
what you're going through but,
I'd just like you to know
that in the end everything has a solution.
I don't think things through.
That's the reason I'm in this.
- I'm so impulsive. I'm crazy!
- [punches]
Oh, but, you see,
it's not my poor car's fault.
Miss, I don't know who did this to you,
I don't know the guy, but
I mean, he is a moron, clearly.
- He doesn't deserve you, but
- A son of a bitch!
Okay, a son of a bitch.
RIVIERA ESMERALDA
RESIDENTIAL COMPLEX
[dramatic music playing]
[Miguel] I'm telling you 'cause I'm sure.
At Riviera Esmeralda,
nothing is what it seems.
Do you know Riviera Esmeralda?
Riviera? Sure.
Ha, of course I do.
It's where the rich people live, you know?
Only the wealthy get in. Why?
Could you take me there, please, David?
Absolutely, of course.
[dramatic music continues]
[suspenseful music playing]
[dramatic music builds]
[sighs]
- [Miguel] Hey!
- [girl] Daddy!
- Sweetie, how are you?
- Daddy! I missed you very, very much.
Hey, baby.
[dramatic music playing]
- I missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
[Miguel] So much.
- [kisses]
- [girl] I love you, Daddy.
["Killer Bees"
by Jake Shillingford & Nick Evans playing]
The killer bees are getting me down ♪
The killer bees are buzzing around ♪
The killer bees are getting me down ♪
Down!
The killer bees are all around me ♪
Killer bees ♪
Killer bees ♪
ALL EVENTS AND CHARACTERS ARE FICTITIOUS
AND DO NOT PORTRAY
ANY ACTUAL EVENTS OR PERSON