Farang (2017) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
1
Can you check this?
She's by herself. She's only 15.
- She's grown enough.
Hey, are you from Sweden?
Which way you're going?
I'm ok, thanks.
Where are you going?
- Top's Sunny Place, Freedom Beach.
200 Baht.
- No, 100 Baht.
I told you I'm fine by myself.
I live near there.
Drop by anytime for a drink.
Ask for Fabian!
Want something?
Whisky or weed?
- Weed, thanks. How about you?
Well a name would be nice.
- Rickard.
Hi, Rickard.
- Hi.
I'm Katya.
Cute kids.
- Thanks.
It's the first Christmas away from them.
I thought I'd have missed them more.
In fact, I don't miss them at all.
Do you have kids?
- Me? No.
Thankfully.
200 Baht.
- 100.
200 Baht ok.
Hello?
I'm looking for someone.
- Relax, you can talk Swedish with me.
Ok.
I'm looking for someone,
Rubén Brandt.
I think he works here.
Isn't this the Top's Sunny Place?
He's not working here.
- Look at this picture.
Here he is Top's Sunny Place.
He's dressed in white.
What did you say his name was?
- Rubén.
Rickard?
What why are you in my room?
There's a young girl outside,
she's looking for someone called Rubén Brandt.
Do you know her?
- Not at all.
Ok.
I can't take care of every guest, you know?
- Ok, ok relax.
I'm sorry, keep searching.
Who's that?
- Nobody. I have to work now.
Excuse me, have you seen this man?
No, I don't know him.
- Are you sure? Do you have any rooms?
No rooms, we are full.
First fight's at sunset,
don't be late, man.
See you tonight,
bring only friends.
Hello, Tage speaking. - It's me.
- Rubén! Fuck me!
How you doing?
- How YOU doing??
A girl is asking about me, I think it's Thyra.
- Thyra?
I don't think there's any danger,
Kovac is where he belongs.
He's out on probation
- Why the hell didn't you tell me?!
How am I supposed to reach you?
- What do I do?
Send her back.
- How?
Find a way, I'll handle Kovac.
- Ok.
I don't know, sir, I swear.
- Tell me where he is.
I don't know, sir
- Where can I find him?
Tell him you're sorry.
- Go fuck yourself
Tell him you're sorry.
- Ok ok I'm sorry.
Do you know Fabián?
- Fabián!
You found me at last!
What made you think he was around here?
- I saw a picture on the internet long ago, have you seen him?
It's not that clear
- It's him.
You last saw him when you were 5.
- It doesn't matter, I'd know him anyway.
You gotta keep looking.
I know a lot of people, I could help you.
I'm doing an exhibition with fire tonight, if you wanna come
- I need a place to stay.
This time of year it's all booked up, but
I can ask where I'm staying.
- Great.
At worst, you can stay at my place.
I mean on the couch.
What were you thinking?
It's just so it costs nothing,
you just need to book the ticket.
Maybe I won't be going back home,
maybe I'll be back here instead.
Thanks.
- Wait.
What did they want?
- Nothing. Mistake.
Now you owe me one.
- Thanks.
You have to be more careful.
- I'm careful enough.
You're far away in your head.
- There's nothing to worry about.
Go to the beach.
Martini.
If you need anything, call me.
Top?
Have you uploaded this?
Must have been a guest.
- Can you remove it.
I don't know
- It has to go.
Don't know if I can
- You've done it before!
That was on our page,
I gotta call the webmaster.
Can you or not?
- Yes, I'll do it later.
Do it now.
- Now? Ok
Your privacy is the most important thing in the world
I'm not just here to give out drinks and take money
but who gives a fuck?
What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
Stay awake!
We gonna make it!
What the!
I'm going to Singapore tomorrow,
I thought I'd stop by.
I'm sorry you just startled me.
Bye, Sara.
- Bye.
It's been nice.
- For me too.
I'll call you.
- Yes, of course
Good luck.
Goodbye.
All done.
- See you in Stockholm.
Don't forget to call my brother
and give him the bag.
Yes, no problem.
How the fuck does he walk around like that?
Hi, guys.
- Hello, handsome. How are you?
When will you get a haircut?
How it went?
- Fine.
Ready for tomorrow?
- She was perfect divorced with little kids.
Very grateful.
I just say: "Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me" and bam!
It's amazing!
It would work with Flower too.
- Of course.
I got a new one, a real find,
only 15 years old.
You didn't sleep with her too, did you?
- Are you the father? Or just jealous?
I told you one at a time.
- She lives with me, I'm still working her.
Don't be hasty.
- Alright
How it went? All good?
- I finished with the club sandwich.
I'm talking about the photo.
- That one I could not remove.
Payao! Nice to see you!
Are you staying for dinner?
- No, I have to go.
Ok, but one drink before you go.
Rickard, two Vodka Lime.
Have you talked to him about the lady?
- Right
Rickard, can you talk to Mariette?
- What has she done now?
She's back at it
and people are complaining.
If she doesn't stop, we'll have to call the cops.
- Calm down, Rickard will talk to her.
It's bad for business.
- I'll talk to her.
See? We'll fix this.
#Everything works out for the best.#
Couldn't you find a "Farang" with a brain?
I gotta go back home. Do you speak Swedish?
That's alright.
Please help me, my boyfriend just left me.
I have no money, nothing to eat - Mariette, come here.
Are you mad?
- What is it? You wanna go home?
So? You wanna go back to Sweden?
Get yourself some clothes an a shower.
Why are you always reproaching me?
Do you have time for a drink? I'm buying
So?
- So what?
Spit it out.
I'm just mad at Ma's brother, he's a moron.
- Right.
What's the matter?
- What? Nothing
Stop insisting and insinuating!
- Wow! Such big words we're using!
You know what it means?
- Yes, I know what it means.
I'm not insinuating shit!
I don't think that's the real issue.
- Think whatever the fuck you want.
I wonder if she traveled alone.
- Who?
The girl who stopped by
poor, poor girl
At that age, they run right into trouble.
They think they can do anything but they're so confused.
And when they most need someone
to take care of them
You sure know what you're saying the perfect mother.
My daughter, Hanna.
I thought you only had one son.
I couldn't keep her with me,
they took her away.
This is all I have left.
Isn't she cute?
Kinda.
Aren't you gonna look for her?
- It's too late.
It's never to late.
- Yes she killed herself.
Cheers.
Where are you going?
Come here.
I got work to do,
I'll pick you up tonight, ok?
THYRA: When are you coming?
- Ignore it.
Hey, it's me. it all went fine.
I found him, it was easy.
Excuse me, have you ever seen this man?
His name is Rubén,
are you sure you haven't seen him?
He knew me right away,
he had been looking for me as well.
Only he couldn't.
- Excuse me? Mister?
I really think you'd like him,
he's a pleasant person.
It's all so beautiful here,
come see for yourself.
I have to go now,
don't be worried about me.
I'm totally fine.
Thank you.
What?
Watch the hair!
Hello, did you survive the night without me?
- Of course.
I made a lot of cash yesterday,
we can go do something fun.
Ride elephants
- Cut it out.
Are you in a bad mood? Tell me what to do.
- Leave me alone.
No. Are you falling in love with me?
- Why you ask that?
I don't know.
Hello, love birds!
Can I sit with you?
- Yes.
Jan-Erik. Everyone calls me Birdie.
- Thyra.
He's been here 10 years, he knows everyone and everything.
I wouldn't say that. How did it go?
- Fine.
Fabián told me all about you,
first time in Thailand?
What do you think?
- It's lovely.
How the fuck did that happen?
Can I buy you a drink?
- I'm fine.
Sure? I'll go get me something.
I can't talk now. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.
Listen there's something I need to do.
Excuse me, where's the lost-and-found?
Lost-and-found?
Which airline?
Excuse me, have you seen a red bag? Like this
- No, I haven't.
I think this is my bag.
- No, no
But this is my bag
- No!
It's me, call me when you arrive, it's important.
Where have you been?
I think I'm gonna leave.
I'm going tomorrow.
Fuck
- What?
Are you leaving?
Can't you stay?
Please
Want some?
Have you tried it?
- Of course.
Can you tell me what happened?
- Trouble with work.
With the fire show?
- No.
The first time I smoked this,
I put a towel under the door not to get caught.
Did it work?
- No.
My dad caught me and made me eat the ashes.
For real?
- He could get really mad.
Mine too.
Why don't we go somewhere,
just you and me?
To Finland maybe.
- Why Finland?
To Helsinki.
I heard things are going great over there.
Well, I don't think it's necessary.
Nice legs.
- Get out of here.
Get lost!
Nice shirt too. - Thanks.
- Where did you find it? - Hanging from a clothesline.
I got dirty clothes
if you're in the mood for washing.
Forget it. I'm only doing this
'cause someone complained about my personal hygiene.
You think clothes are the problem?
- Fuck how much filth!
Hi, how you doing?
Something special?
- Are you too busy?
I'm working Thyra,
I need to date her a bit longer.
Shit! Easy!
What happened to the bag?
- It wasn't there, someone must have stolen it!
How the fuck did that happen?
I gave it to the girl in front of the airport,
what does it matter? What can I do?
Wait, easy
What the fuck, Fabián!
- I'll get it back, ok?
You left your sweetheart alone
with a bag that's worth millions!
Fucking retard!
You gotta find that fucking bag,
do you understand?
You know what will happen
if they realize it's gone.
What the fuck are you doing here?
- I fell off the bed.
You know you can't come into the kitchen.
- Yes, yes
I'm sorry, you really scared me.
- I hope you're not doing anything stupid.
Not a word to anyone promise me.
Do you promise?
Good, let's go.
Police. Please all remain calm and where you are.
Can I see your bag, please?
That is not mine!
It's not my stuff!
Hey! Wait!
Excuse me!
Where are you taking him?
What are you doing?
Can you check this?
She's by herself. She's only 15.
- She's grown enough.
Hey, are you from Sweden?
Which way you're going?
I'm ok, thanks.
Where are you going?
- Top's Sunny Place, Freedom Beach.
200 Baht.
- No, 100 Baht.
I told you I'm fine by myself.
I live near there.
Drop by anytime for a drink.
Ask for Fabian!
Want something?
Whisky or weed?
- Weed, thanks. How about you?
Well a name would be nice.
- Rickard.
Hi, Rickard.
- Hi.
I'm Katya.
Cute kids.
- Thanks.
It's the first Christmas away from them.
I thought I'd have missed them more.
In fact, I don't miss them at all.
Do you have kids?
- Me? No.
Thankfully.
200 Baht.
- 100.
200 Baht ok.
Hello?
I'm looking for someone.
- Relax, you can talk Swedish with me.
Ok.
I'm looking for someone,
Rubén Brandt.
I think he works here.
Isn't this the Top's Sunny Place?
He's not working here.
- Look at this picture.
Here he is Top's Sunny Place.
He's dressed in white.
What did you say his name was?
- Rubén.
Rickard?
What why are you in my room?
There's a young girl outside,
she's looking for someone called Rubén Brandt.
Do you know her?
- Not at all.
Ok.
I can't take care of every guest, you know?
- Ok, ok relax.
I'm sorry, keep searching.
Who's that?
- Nobody. I have to work now.
Excuse me, have you seen this man?
No, I don't know him.
- Are you sure? Do you have any rooms?
No rooms, we are full.
First fight's at sunset,
don't be late, man.
See you tonight,
bring only friends.
Hello, Tage speaking. - It's me.
- Rubén! Fuck me!
How you doing?
- How YOU doing??
A girl is asking about me, I think it's Thyra.
- Thyra?
I don't think there's any danger,
Kovac is where he belongs.
He's out on probation
- Why the hell didn't you tell me?!
How am I supposed to reach you?
- What do I do?
Send her back.
- How?
Find a way, I'll handle Kovac.
- Ok.
I don't know, sir, I swear.
- Tell me where he is.
I don't know, sir
- Where can I find him?
Tell him you're sorry.
- Go fuck yourself
Tell him you're sorry.
- Ok ok I'm sorry.
Do you know Fabián?
- Fabián!
You found me at last!
What made you think he was around here?
- I saw a picture on the internet long ago, have you seen him?
It's not that clear
- It's him.
You last saw him when you were 5.
- It doesn't matter, I'd know him anyway.
You gotta keep looking.
I know a lot of people, I could help you.
I'm doing an exhibition with fire tonight, if you wanna come
- I need a place to stay.
This time of year it's all booked up, but
I can ask where I'm staying.
- Great.
At worst, you can stay at my place.
I mean on the couch.
What were you thinking?
It's just so it costs nothing,
you just need to book the ticket.
Maybe I won't be going back home,
maybe I'll be back here instead.
Thanks.
- Wait.
What did they want?
- Nothing. Mistake.
Now you owe me one.
- Thanks.
You have to be more careful.
- I'm careful enough.
You're far away in your head.
- There's nothing to worry about.
Go to the beach.
Martini.
If you need anything, call me.
Top?
Have you uploaded this?
Must have been a guest.
- Can you remove it.
I don't know
- It has to go.
Don't know if I can
- You've done it before!
That was on our page,
I gotta call the webmaster.
Can you or not?
- Yes, I'll do it later.
Do it now.
- Now? Ok
Your privacy is the most important thing in the world
I'm not just here to give out drinks and take money
but who gives a fuck?
What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
Stay awake!
We gonna make it!
What the!
I'm going to Singapore tomorrow,
I thought I'd stop by.
I'm sorry you just startled me.
Bye, Sara.
- Bye.
It's been nice.
- For me too.
I'll call you.
- Yes, of course
Good luck.
Goodbye.
All done.
- See you in Stockholm.
Don't forget to call my brother
and give him the bag.
Yes, no problem.
How the fuck does he walk around like that?
Hi, guys.
- Hello, handsome. How are you?
When will you get a haircut?
How it went?
- Fine.
Ready for tomorrow?
- She was perfect divorced with little kids.
Very grateful.
I just say: "Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me" and bam!
It's amazing!
It would work with Flower too.
- Of course.
I got a new one, a real find,
only 15 years old.
You didn't sleep with her too, did you?
- Are you the father? Or just jealous?
I told you one at a time.
- She lives with me, I'm still working her.
Don't be hasty.
- Alright
How it went? All good?
- I finished with the club sandwich.
I'm talking about the photo.
- That one I could not remove.
Payao! Nice to see you!
Are you staying for dinner?
- No, I have to go.
Ok, but one drink before you go.
Rickard, two Vodka Lime.
Have you talked to him about the lady?
- Right
Rickard, can you talk to Mariette?
- What has she done now?
She's back at it
and people are complaining.
If she doesn't stop, we'll have to call the cops.
- Calm down, Rickard will talk to her.
It's bad for business.
- I'll talk to her.
See? We'll fix this.
#Everything works out for the best.#
Couldn't you find a "Farang" with a brain?
I gotta go back home. Do you speak Swedish?
That's alright.
Please help me, my boyfriend just left me.
I have no money, nothing to eat - Mariette, come here.
Are you mad?
- What is it? You wanna go home?
So? You wanna go back to Sweden?
Get yourself some clothes an a shower.
Why are you always reproaching me?
Do you have time for a drink? I'm buying
So?
- So what?
Spit it out.
I'm just mad at Ma's brother, he's a moron.
- Right.
What's the matter?
- What? Nothing
Stop insisting and insinuating!
- Wow! Such big words we're using!
You know what it means?
- Yes, I know what it means.
I'm not insinuating shit!
I don't think that's the real issue.
- Think whatever the fuck you want.
I wonder if she traveled alone.
- Who?
The girl who stopped by
poor, poor girl
At that age, they run right into trouble.
They think they can do anything but they're so confused.
And when they most need someone
to take care of them
You sure know what you're saying the perfect mother.
My daughter, Hanna.
I thought you only had one son.
I couldn't keep her with me,
they took her away.
This is all I have left.
Isn't she cute?
Kinda.
Aren't you gonna look for her?
- It's too late.
It's never to late.
- Yes she killed herself.
Cheers.
Where are you going?
Come here.
I got work to do,
I'll pick you up tonight, ok?
THYRA: When are you coming?
- Ignore it.
Hey, it's me. it all went fine.
I found him, it was easy.
Excuse me, have you ever seen this man?
His name is Rubén,
are you sure you haven't seen him?
He knew me right away,
he had been looking for me as well.
Only he couldn't.
- Excuse me? Mister?
I really think you'd like him,
he's a pleasant person.
It's all so beautiful here,
come see for yourself.
I have to go now,
don't be worried about me.
I'm totally fine.
Thank you.
What?
Watch the hair!
Hello, did you survive the night without me?
- Of course.
I made a lot of cash yesterday,
we can go do something fun.
Ride elephants
- Cut it out.
Are you in a bad mood? Tell me what to do.
- Leave me alone.
No. Are you falling in love with me?
- Why you ask that?
I don't know.
Hello, love birds!
Can I sit with you?
- Yes.
Jan-Erik. Everyone calls me Birdie.
- Thyra.
He's been here 10 years, he knows everyone and everything.
I wouldn't say that. How did it go?
- Fine.
Fabián told me all about you,
first time in Thailand?
What do you think?
- It's lovely.
How the fuck did that happen?
Can I buy you a drink?
- I'm fine.
Sure? I'll go get me something.
I can't talk now. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.
Listen there's something I need to do.
Excuse me, where's the lost-and-found?
Lost-and-found?
Which airline?
Excuse me, have you seen a red bag? Like this
- No, I haven't.
I think this is my bag.
- No, no
But this is my bag
- No!
It's me, call me when you arrive, it's important.
Where have you been?
I think I'm gonna leave.
I'm going tomorrow.
Fuck
- What?
Are you leaving?
Can't you stay?
Please
Want some?
Have you tried it?
- Of course.
Can you tell me what happened?
- Trouble with work.
With the fire show?
- No.
The first time I smoked this,
I put a towel under the door not to get caught.
Did it work?
- No.
My dad caught me and made me eat the ashes.
For real?
- He could get really mad.
Mine too.
Why don't we go somewhere,
just you and me?
To Finland maybe.
- Why Finland?
To Helsinki.
I heard things are going great over there.
Well, I don't think it's necessary.
Nice legs.
- Get out of here.
Get lost!
Nice shirt too. - Thanks.
- Where did you find it? - Hanging from a clothesline.
I got dirty clothes
if you're in the mood for washing.
Forget it. I'm only doing this
'cause someone complained about my personal hygiene.
You think clothes are the problem?
- Fuck how much filth!
Hi, how you doing?
Something special?
- Are you too busy?
I'm working Thyra,
I need to date her a bit longer.
Shit! Easy!
What happened to the bag?
- It wasn't there, someone must have stolen it!
How the fuck did that happen?
I gave it to the girl in front of the airport,
what does it matter? What can I do?
Wait, easy
What the fuck, Fabián!
- I'll get it back, ok?
You left your sweetheart alone
with a bag that's worth millions!
Fucking retard!
You gotta find that fucking bag,
do you understand?
You know what will happen
if they realize it's gone.
What the fuck are you doing here?
- I fell off the bed.
You know you can't come into the kitchen.
- Yes, yes
I'm sorry, you really scared me.
- I hope you're not doing anything stupid.
Not a word to anyone promise me.
Do you promise?
Good, let's go.
Police. Please all remain calm and where you are.
Can I see your bag, please?
That is not mine!
It's not my stuff!
Hey! Wait!
Excuse me!
Where are you taking him?
What are you doing?