Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e01 Episode Script

1 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP - AAH! - AAH! - WAIT! STOP! I JUST WANT TO PUNCH YOU.
- WATCH YOUR BACK, MAC.
HE'S GAINING ON-- WHOA! - WHOA! - OOH! I'M TELLING MOM.
- MAC.
- YEAH? - YOUR BROTHER - YEAH? - IS A - UH-HUH? - BIG - RIGHT.
- FAT - YEAH.
- DOOFUS.
- HA HA HA! - SHUT UP, YOU - YEAH? - YOU - COME ON.
- YOUBLOOFUS.
HA HA HA! - "BLOOFUS"? "BLOOFUS"? - HIS NAME IS BLOOREGARD Q.
KAZOO, AND YOU KNOW IT, TERRENCE.
- RIGHT, RIGHT, OR BLOOEY, BLOO THE BLUE DUDE, EL BLOOTERINO, OR, HEY, HOW ABOUT JUST BLOO? BUT COME ON, MAN.
BLOOFUS? HA! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET? - LOOK.
NO STUPID IMAGINARY FRIEND OF MY STUPID LITTLE BROTHER IS GONNA TELL ME HOW STUPID I AM BECAUSE I KNOW JUST HOW STUPID I-- SHUT UP! HWAH! - AAH! UGH! - AAH! AAH! - STUPID.
HA HA HA! WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOKEE WHAT I GOT HERE.
IT'S MR.
DESTRUCTO AND HIS EVIL PAL BREAKY.
HA HA HA! MOM IS GONNA BE SO MAD WHEN SHE SEES WHAT YOU TWO HAVE DONE.
- WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
- OH, NO? BREAKY! HOW COULD YOU? NO, MR.
DESTRUCTO! DON'T DO IT! - STOP IT, TERRENCE.
- BUT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
IT'S MR.
DESTRUCTO AND BREAKY.
THEY'VE GONE CRAZY! - HOO HOO HA HA! - WHOA! - HUH? HA HA HA! THIS RULES! BREAKY LOVES BREAKING.
BREAK MORE! BREAK MORE! - BLOO, NO! - QUIET, YOU.
TERRENCE, THE CABINET.
- DON'T DO IT! - SHUT UP.
DO IT! DO IT! - SORRY, MAC.
I HATE TO BREAK I TO YOU, BUT [CRASH.]
YOUR BROTHER IS A BIG, FAT DOOFUS.
HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! - WHOO! OH, YEAH! - BRILLIANT.
THANK YOU.
NO.
THANK YOU.
- OH, YEAH.
WE WON.
HA HA HA! YEAH! WHOO! HA HA HA! - MAC! BLOO! - MOM, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU-- - YEAH.
TERRENCE, HE WAS THE ONE-- - MOMMY, MOMMY.
MAC AND BLOO WERE MEAN TO ME.
I WAS BEING A GOOD BOY, LOOKING AFTER MY SWEET LITTLE BROTHER, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HIS CRAZY IMAGINARY FRIEND BLOO WENT INSANE AND STARTED TO TEAR THE HOUSE APART.
I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT WHEN MAC JOINED IN, THEY STARTED BEATING ON ME.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU COMING HOME, THERE'S NO TELLING WHA THEY WOULD HAVE DONE TO ME.
OH, THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME, MOMMY.
- WHAT? - THAT IS SO NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
TERRENCE-- - IS THE OLDEST AND IS IN CHARGE OF THIS HOUSE WHEN I AM NOT AT HOME.
- HA! - AND I EXPECT HIM TO ACT LIKE THE OLDES AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE BY TELLING THE TRUTH.
- HA! - HA! - BUT, MOMMY, I WAS TELLING THE-- - TERRENCE, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS OVERPOWERED BY AN 8-YEAR-OLD AND HIS CUTE, LITTLE IMAGINARY FRIEND? - YEAH.
MAC IS A WIMP.
- AND BLOO IS SPINELESS.
- BUT, MOM - [SIGH.]
TERRENCE, I'VE HAD A LONG DAY, AND I'M TOO TIRED TO DEAL WITH YOUR MADE-UP SOB STORIES.
JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM.
- HA HA HA! - PBBT! HA HA HA! - OOH! - MAMA! MAMA! - MAC, BLOO, THAT'S ENOUGH.
- BUT-- - TERRENCE-- - IS NOT THE ONLY ONE AT FAULT HERE.
I'M FED UP WITH THE 3 OF YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING.
WE NEED TO TALK.
- OK.
SURE.
COME ON, MAC.
- NO, BLOO.
I NEED TO TALK TO MAC ALONE.
- IT'S OK, MAC.
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
- MAC, NOW, YOU KNOW HOW TIRED I AM OF YOU 3 FIGHTING.
- BUT IT WAS TERRENCE.
HE ALWAYS PICKS ON ME AND TREATS ME LIKE A BABY.
- AND WHY DO YOU THINK HE DOES THAT? - BECAUSE HE'S A JERK.
- WELL, YES, BUT CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER REASONS? - UH - MAYBE BECAUSE OF BLOO? - BLOO? WHY? - BECAUSE, MAC, YOU'RE 8 YEARS OLD AND YOU STILL HAVE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- SO WHAT? LOTS OF KIDS HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
YOU SEE THEM EVERY DAY ON THE STREETS OR IN THE STORES.
YOU EVEN HAD ONE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
- YES, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, BUT BY THE TIME I WAS YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T NEED MY IMAGINARY FRIEND ANYMORE.
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - I THINK IT'S TIME YOU GOT RID OF BLOO.
- WHAT? - I'M SORRY, MAC.
I JUST THINK IT'S TIME.
YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND BE A BIG BOY AND SAY GOOD-BYE TO BLOO.
- BUT, MOM, IT'S NOT FAIR.
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
WE'LL BE GOOD.
I'LL KEEP HIM LOCKED IN MY ROOM.
MOM, PLEASE! - MAC, NO.
STOP IT.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR BEING GOOD OR KEEPING BLOO LOCKED UP.
THE FACT IS, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW, AND YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR HIM.
- WHAT? - MY DECISION IS FINAL.
YOU HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF BLOO.
I'M SORRY, MAC.
OH.
SORRY, BLOO.
- PTOO! HEE HEE HEE! HASTA LA BYE-BYE.
- SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO.
- GO ON, BOY.
GET OUT OF HERE.
- AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT'S GONE.
- FEATURING SUCH BLUES CLASSICS AS "FEELIN' BLUE," "GETTIN' RID OF THE BLUES," AND "NO ONE WANTS THE BLUES.
" - ARE YOU ALONE? [CHANNELS CHANGE RAPIDLY.]
- THE GRAND CANYON--SPECTACULAR, BEAUTIFUL, AND MYSTIFYING AND ONE OF THE DEEPEST, DEEPEST, DEEPEST DEPRESSIONS THE WORLD HAS EVEN KNOWN.
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- IMAGINARY FRIEND.
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FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS IS A WONDERFUL, FUNDERFUL IMAGINATION HABITATION.
WE PROVIDE FOOD, SHELTER, AND A WARM HEAR FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO CALL HOME.
SO IF YOU KNOW OF OR HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT DESPERATELY NEEDS A HOME, THEN COME ON DOWN TO FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, WHERE GOOD IDEAS ARE NOT FORGOTTEN.
- THIS IS THE PLACE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
PRETTY COOL, HUH? - I DON'T KNOW, BLOO.
ARE YOU SURE? - TOTALLY.
THE COMMERCIAL SAID IT WAS SOME FANTASMA-ASTICAL, MAGICAL PLACE FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS WHO NEED A PLACE TO CRASH, HANG OUT, AND DO STUFF.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT STILL-- - MAC, I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED, BUT LISTEN.
WITH ME LIVING HERE, MOM WILL BE HAPPY.
TERRENCE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE, AND YOU CAN VISIT ME EVERY DAY.
IT'S PERFECT.
OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.
- GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? - COOL.
A BUNNY BUTLER.
WELL-- - MY GOOD MAN, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM MR.
HERRIMAN, THE HEAD OF BUSINESS AFFAIRS AT THIS FACILITY AND AM IN NO WAY A BUTLER OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE SERVICE TRADE.
NOW, IF YOU WILL PLEASE STATE YOUR BUSINESS.
- UH, UH, UH, UH - OH, VERY WELL.
AS I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO ATTEND TO THAN DEALING WITH AN INDECISIVE CHILD, I SHALL BID YOU BOTH GOOD DAY.
- WAIT A MINUTE! - MY GOOD MAN! - PLEASE, MR.
RABBITMAN.
- HERRIMAN.
- PLEASE, MR.
HERRIMAN.
MY BOY HERE, HIS NAME IS MAC, AND HE HAS THE WORST LIFE EVER.
I TELL YOU, IT'S SO VILE AND HORRIBLE, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN, BUT I'LL TRY.
- WHAT? - YOU SEE, THIS POOR, PATHETIC KID LIVES ALL ALONE WITH ME, HIS MOTHER, AND HIS JERKY BROTHER IN THIS TRASHY, RUN-DOWN DUMP OF AN APARTMEN THAT'S GOT NO ELECTRICITY OR RUNNING WATER.
MAN, OH, MAN, DOES IT STINK.
NO.
I MEAN IT.
IT REALLY DOES.
IT'S GOT THIS FOUL, DISGUSTING SMELL THAT'LL MAKE YOU SICK.
- UH-UH! - AND--OH, YEAH-- HIS BROTHER IS A TOTAL JERK WHO'S, LIKE, 8 FEET TALL AND WEIGHS 300 POUNDS AND HAS NO BRAIN, SO HE'S, LIKE, THIS FULL-ON BULLY MONSTER THAT BEATS UP WIMPY, LITTLE MAC ALL THE TIME, AND THERE'S NEVER ANYONE HOME TO STOP HIM BECAUSE HIS MOM WORKS, LIKE, 15 JOBS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, INCLUDING WEEKENDS, NOT TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN GET HOME TILL, LIKE, MIDNIGHT, SO, YEAH, EACH AND EVERY DAY, MAC IS KILLED DEAD BY HIS BIG, STUPID BROTHER.
- WHAT? - AND ALL THIS MISERABLE KID HAS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN HIS CRUMMY, LITTLE LIFE IS ME, HIS BEST BUDDY BLOO, BUT GET THIS.
HIS MOTHER HAS SAID THAT HE IS TOO OLD FOR AN IMAGINARY FRIEND AND HE MUST GET RID OF ME.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? SO HERE I AM ON MY KNEES.
- UH-UH.
- WHAT? OH.
SO HERE I AM ON MY KNEES AT YOUR MERCY, KIND SIR.
SO IF YOU COULD ONLY FIND I IN YOUR BIG BUNNY HEAR TO OPEN UP YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND SPACIOUS HOME TO THIS POOR, REJECTED, HATED AND UNWANTED IMAGINARY FRIEND, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I WOULDN'T BE SO BLUE.
- I'M SORRY, SIR.
HE'S CRAZY.
WE'LL BE ON OUR-- - VERY WELL.
I SHALL ARRANGE A TOUR FOR YOU.
- WHAT? - WHAT? - MISS FRANCES, MISS FRANCES, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN THE FOYER.
THERE ARE TWO GENTLEMEN HERE IN NEED OF A TOUR.
MISS FRAN-- - I'M COMING! SHEESH! - SHE'LL BE WITH YOU MOMENTARILY.
- WELL? - IT'S OK.
- NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE NO SUPPOSED TO RUN WITH SCISSORS? SCISSORS? SCISSORS.
- YEAH? - SCISSORS, WHAT DO YOU SAY? - I'M SORRY.
- OK.
GO PLAY.
DON'T RUN! WHATEVER THAT BUNNY SAYS IS WRONG.
THE NAME IS NOT FRANCES.
IT'S FRANKIE.
- I'M BLOO, AND THIS IS MY BOY MAC.
- HEY, BLOO.
HEY, MAC.
- HI.
- SO I GUESS YOU GUYS WANT A TOUR OF THE PLACE? - YEAH.
- PLEASE.
- COOL.
FOLLOW ME.
FOSTER'S WAS FOUNDED IN-- - MISS FRANCES! MISS FRANCES! YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN THE THIRD-FLOOR SLEEPING QUARTERS.
- I'M BUSY! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - IT IS DUCHESS.
SHE-- - GIVE ME THAT.
FRANKIE! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW! - OH, MAN, ONE OF THESE DAYS-- SORRY, GUYS.
HER ROYAL MAJESTY CALLS, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU AROUND.
HOLD ON A SEC.
WILT! TOUR, PLEASE! I'M REALLY SORRY, GUYS.
WILT WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, BUT I'LL TRY AND MEET UP WITH YOU AT THE END OF THE TOUR, OK? - FRANKIE! - COMING! - I'M SORRY.
IS THAT OK? YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT.
OK.
SORRY, THOUGH.
HEY.
HOW YOU DOING? NAME IS WILT.
YO, GUYS? HELLO? OH, OK.
I GET IT.
IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL.
I KNOW I'M ALL BROKEY AND WITH THE WONKY EYE AND THE STUBBY ARM.
PROBABLY FREAKS YOU OUT, HUH, BUT DON'T SWEAT IT.
I'LL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO-- - YOU'RE TALL.
- YOU'RE TALL.
- OH.
WELL, YEAH, I GUESS.
- YOU SHOULD PLAY BASKETBALL.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, UM, YEAH.
I USED TO, UM, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT TOUR, HUH? GREAT.
LET'S GO.
WAITING ROOM, SITTING ROOM, LIVING ROOM, PARLOR.
OOH.
SORRY, SORRY.
I HAD TO STOP.
IS THAT OK? OK.
CHECK THIS OUT.
THIS IS MADAME FOSTER.
MAN, I TELL YOU, IF IT WASN' FOR THIS LITTLE LADY, NONE OF US WOULD EVEN BE HERE BECAUSE, YOU SEE, SHE'S THE ONE WHO HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO OPEN UP HER OWN HOME AND GIVE US FORGOTTEN IMAGINARY FRIENDS A SECOND CHANCE.
I MEAN, HOW COOL IS THAT? - SHE RULES.
- SHE'S AWESOME.
- SHE'S OLD.
HALLWAYS, HALLWAYS, HALLWAYS, HALT.
SORRY I KEEP STOPPING, BUT I GO TO POINT THIS OUT, OK? THIS IS MR.
HERRIMAN'S OFFICE, AND TRUST ME, YOU DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER WAN TO GET SENT HERE.
- I'LL SAY.
- WASHROOM, BATHROOM, POWDER ROOM, LAUNDRY.
[WHISTLING.]
DINING ROOM, TEA ROOM, PANTRY, KITCHEN.
- COCO? - UH, NO, THANKS.
- COCO? - YES.
- COCO? - YES.
- COCO? - YES.
- COCO? - YES.
- COCO? - YES.
- COCO? - YES, PLEASE, WITH MARSHMALLOWS.
- NO, BLOO.
NO.
THIS IS COCO.
SHE WASN'T ASKING IF YOU WANTED COCOA.
SHE--ALL SHE SAYS IS "COCO.
" - OH.
WELL, THEN WHAT WAS SHE SAYING? - "DO YOU WANT ANY JUICE?" HALLWAYS, HALLWAYS, ALWAYS HALLWAYS.
- [HEAVY SNORTING.]
- MUSIC ROOM, PLAY ROOM, RUMPUS ROOM, ARCADE.
COME ON.
- COCO.
- BEDROOMS, BEDROOMS, BEDROOMS, BEDROO-- - NO, NO, NO! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
I WILL NOT STAND FOR MY GOOD LINENS TO BE WASHED WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S DIRTY LAUNDRY.
I HAVE SAID THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN-- WASH IN IMPORTED WATER ONLY.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO RUN A PIPE FROM THE SWISS ALPS.
JUST DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT? GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! - THAT IS DUCHESS.
SHE THINKS SHE'S THE BEST IDEA EVER THOUGHT OF, BUT IF YOU ASK ME, SHE'S ONE OF THE WORST.
- SHE'S GROSS.
- SHE'S UGLY.
- SHE'S EVIL.
- SHE IS INDEED.
- HEY, WILT, SPEAKING OF EVIL, ARE THERE ANY MONSTERS HERE? - MONSTERS? WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY, MAC? THERE AREN'T ANY-- - WELL THEY'RE CALLED EXTREMOSAURUSES.
THESE VICIOUS AND DESTRUCTIVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE CREATED BY JERKY TEENAGE BOYS.
WE GOT TO KEEP THEM LOCKED UP BECAUSE, BOY, ARE THEY NASTY.
SO BE CAREFUL.
- [ROARING.]
- HELP! - MAC! - AAAAH! - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT OK.
- COCO! COCO! COCO! COCO! COCO! COCO! - [GASP.]
THE M-M-MONSTER! - [ROARS.]
- WHOA! AAH! - [SOBBING.]
EL CHICO MUERTO.
- LET HIM GO, YOU BIG, STUPID MONSTER! - ¡AY! I NO MONSTRUO.
- WAIT! STOP! I JUST WANT TO PUNCH YOU.
- NO, BLOO.
NO.
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
- ¡EL HOMBRE AZUL ES LOCO! - COCO? - NO! - COCO COCO COCO.
- NO! - COCO COCO CO.
- NO, NO, NO! - COCO CO.
COCO.
COCO.
- SI.
- COCO COCO COCO COCO CO.
- SI.
- COCO COCO, COCO COCO COCO CO, COCO? - UH, SI.
GRACIAS, COCO.
USTED TIENE UNA MANERA CON PALABRAS.
- GOOD JOB, COCO.
YOU SURE HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.
- AAAAAH! - WAAH! WAAH! WAAH! - BLOO, STOP! I THINK HE'S COOL.
¡SI, SI! I COOL! I COOL! THE LITTLE BOY, HE GETS SWUNG AROUND AND AROUND, AND, OOH, IT'S SO SCARY.
I, HOW YOU SAY, TRY TO HELP.
PLEASE, LITTLE CRAZY BLUE MAN.
I NO MONSTER.
I AM GOOD GUY.
I AM FRIEND.
- FRIEND? - SI.
- YES.
THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
MAC, BLOO, THIS IS EDUARDO, AND HE'S ONE OF THE SWEETES AND KINDEST FRIENDS WE'VE GO HERE AT FOSTER'S.
HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY.
- SI.
I TOO SCARED OF THEM, ANYWAY.
- BUT WHY WERE YOU BEING ALL SNEAKY AND HIDING FROM US ALL DAY? - I, UH--I AM, HOW YOU SAY, SCARED OF THE LITTLE KID, AND, WELL, I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULD NOT LIKE ME, AND SO I HIDE.
- NOT LIKE YOU? YOU'RE CRAZY.
YOU SAVED ME.
YOU'RE A HERO, EDUARDO.
- UH, HERO? - SEE? FRIENDS.
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS, AND SPEAKING OF FRIENDS, MAN, OH, MAN, YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE KINDS OF FRIENDS WE'VE GO HERE AT FOSTER'S.
THERE'S FRIENDS WITH HORNS WITH WINGS WITH HORNS AND WINGS WITH HORNS AND WINGS THAT TALK - HEY, WILT.
- HEY.
- MM.
THANKS.
- SIMPLE ONES, STEALTHY ONES, TWO-IN-ONES, UNIMAGINATIVE ONES.
SOME KIDS AREN'T THAT CREATIVE, SO THEY JUST COPY WHAT THEY SEE ON TV.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? FURRY, FUZZY, FLUFFY, FUNKY.
OH, MAN.
WHEW! BIG, SMALL, YOUNG, OLD.
- WHY, I NEVER.
- HAPPY, SAD, GOOD, BAD.
- WELL, I NEVER.
- AND DON'T FORGET SILLY, NERVOUS, HELPFUL - AND NOW BLUE.
- YOU MEAN - YEAH.
YOU CAN STAY.
- WHOO HOO! YEAH! HA HA HA! YEAH! WHOO! ALL RIGHT! YES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THIS IS SO AWESOME! - COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO! COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO! - WHOA.
- WHAT'S SHE DOING? - WHENEVER SHE GETS EXCITED, SHE LAYS THESE EGGS.
OPEN IT UP.
THERE'S A PRIZE INSIDE.
HEY, A MING VASE.
THAT'S A NEW ONE.
- WOW.
THANKS, COCO.
- COCO.
- THIS PLACE IS CRAZY.
I LOVE IT.
- GLAD TO HEAR IT.
I GUESS YOU DUG THE TOUR.
PRETTY COOL, HUH? - THE COOLEST.
THIS PLACE IS PERFECT.
- YEAH.
IT'S JUST LIKE BLOO SAID.
WITH HIM LIVING HERE, MY MOM WILL BE HAPPY, TERRENCE WILL LEAVE ME ALONE, AND I CAN VISIT HIM EVERY DAY.
OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.
- WELL, UM, THERE IS ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.
- WHAT? CAN'T BLOO LIVE HERE? - YES, BUT-- - THEN THERE'S NO PROB.
I STAY HERE.
MAC COMES TO SEE ME EVERY DAY.
DONE DEAL.
- UM, MAC, BLOO, FOSTER'S IS A FOSTER HOME.
IT'S NOT A BOARDING HOUSE.
IF YOU LEAVE BLOO HERE, YOU CAN'T COME SEE HIM BECAUSE HE WON' BE YOURS ANYMORE.
- WHAT? - HE'LL BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HERE.
- ADOPTION? - YEAH.
FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, WE'VE ALL BEEN GIVEN UP BY OUR CREATORS, AND AS MUCH AS WE ALL LOVE LIVING HERE, WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS TO BE ADOPTED BY A NEW KID WHO NEEDS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- WELL, THEN FORGET IT.
AS COOL AS THIS PLACE IS, ADOPTION IS NOT AN OPTION.
COME ON, MAC.
LET'S GO.
- WAIT.
- WHAT? COME ON, MAC.
ADOPTION? - I KNOW, BUT WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? MOM SAID, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT GIVING YOU UP.
JUST STAY HERE TILL I CAN THINK OF A BETTER IDEA.
IF I COME BACK TOMORROW-- - HE'S STILL YOURS, BUT IF A KID SHOWS UP AND WANTS HIM AND YOU'RE NOT HERE, HE WILL BE ADOPTED.
- OK.
- OK? OK? - DON'T WORRY.
I WILL BE HERE.
A HUG? UH, UM, I GOT THESE-- SORRY.
I'LL BE BACK.
I PROMISE.
- "I'LL BE BACK.
" HMPH.
IF I HAD A CARROT FOR EVERY TIME I'D HEARD THAT, I'D BE A VERY FAT RABBIT, BUT DON'T WORRY, MASTER BLOO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FINE IMAGINARY FRIEND AND WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE SNATCHED UP BY A NEW CHILD IN NO TIME.
- ARE YOU ALONE? [CHANNELS CHANGE RAPIDLY.]
- THE GRAND CANYON--SPECTACULAR, BEAUTIFUL, AND MYSTIFYING AND ONE OF THE DEEPEST, DEEPEST, DEEPEST DEPRESSIONS THE WORLD HAS EVEN KNOWN.
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