Future Sex (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
Looking for Love
I want to get laid.
- Good one!br- No, I'm serious.
- You're serious?br- Yeah.
But why?brDid you stop dosing or what? - Four days ago.
br- Why would you do that? Man are Don't tell mebryou're off the program.
Those pills gave me headaches, man.
LikebrI wake up everyday and it's like I got a hangover.
Yeah How about paying the fertility tax?brYou want to do that? I was going to get a 24 hour pass.
Dude, dudebrWhat, are you out of your mind? Man, you don't havebrthat kind of money.
I I got some saved up.
brYou know, I'll dip into that.
Okay, so you spend all your moneybron this.
And then what? I'm not trying to have kids, okay? I don't even want to get married! I just I need to know.
Kyle, let me tell you, dude.
Pussy is not worth it, man.
brThe other stuff is much better.
Sure, okay, but it's justbrhow the hell would I know? - I could make more money.
br- Kyle! Right? But I justbrI wanna try this one time, and then I'll go back on my meds.
Fine.
Okay, I I know a place you can go.
You don't need anyone else,bryou just need you.
I.
D.
? Alright.
What's this? It's from the ladybrat the end of the bar.
You're looking for it.
Sorry, what? It's in your eyes.
You're looking for it.
Looking for what? The real thing.
What's it like? I was hoping you could tell me.
People keep sayingbrthe real thing isn't as good.
Yeah but, it seems weird to make it go awaybrby just taking a pill, doesn't it? Right.
Especially whenbrthere's a much better way of making it go away, right? Right.
I want you.
Welcome home, Sasha.
So do we just get undressed, or? - Yeah.
br- Yeah.
- Oh sorry! Are you ok?br- Yeah.
You like what you see? Yeah.
Why are you stopping? - Is it ok if I kiss your boob?br- Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Sorry, is that too hard? Just no biting.
It's just the programs at home,brthey really like that, so Not the programs I use, sweetie.
Okay.
Let's try something.
- Oh shit!br- It's ok, it's ok.
Leave it, leave it, leave it.
Sorry! Yeah? Alright.
Sorry.
I'll get this off.
Sorry! Okay.
Sorry, I can't Here, let me - Is it in?br- Yeah.
Here just, move your hips.
Why'd you stop? Sorry just give me a second okay,brI can get it back up.
Okay You need a hand? No, I'm okay.
Just just give me a sec, alright? Hey! I have an idea.
It's true what they say.
Virtual is way betterbrthan the real thing! Yeah, you're probably right.
You ready for round two?
- Good one!br- No, I'm serious.
- You're serious?br- Yeah.
But why?brDid you stop dosing or what? - Four days ago.
br- Why would you do that? Man are Don't tell mebryou're off the program.
Those pills gave me headaches, man.
LikebrI wake up everyday and it's like I got a hangover.
Yeah How about paying the fertility tax?brYou want to do that? I was going to get a 24 hour pass.
Dude, dudebrWhat, are you out of your mind? Man, you don't havebrthat kind of money.
I I got some saved up.
brYou know, I'll dip into that.
Okay, so you spend all your moneybron this.
And then what? I'm not trying to have kids, okay? I don't even want to get married! I just I need to know.
Kyle, let me tell you, dude.
Pussy is not worth it, man.
brThe other stuff is much better.
Sure, okay, but it's justbrhow the hell would I know? - I could make more money.
br- Kyle! Right? But I justbrI wanna try this one time, and then I'll go back on my meds.
Fine.
Okay, I I know a place you can go.
You don't need anyone else,bryou just need you.
I.
D.
? Alright.
What's this? It's from the ladybrat the end of the bar.
You're looking for it.
Sorry, what? It's in your eyes.
You're looking for it.
Looking for what? The real thing.
What's it like? I was hoping you could tell me.
People keep sayingbrthe real thing isn't as good.
Yeah but, it seems weird to make it go awaybrby just taking a pill, doesn't it? Right.
Especially whenbrthere's a much better way of making it go away, right? Right.
I want you.
Welcome home, Sasha.
So do we just get undressed, or? - Yeah.
br- Yeah.
- Oh sorry! Are you ok?br- Yeah.
You like what you see? Yeah.
Why are you stopping? - Is it ok if I kiss your boob?br- Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Sorry, is that too hard? Just no biting.
It's just the programs at home,brthey really like that, so Not the programs I use, sweetie.
Okay.
Let's try something.
- Oh shit!br- It's ok, it's ok.
Leave it, leave it, leave it.
Sorry! Yeah? Alright.
Sorry.
I'll get this off.
Sorry! Okay.
Sorry, I can't Here, let me - Is it in?br- Yeah.
Here just, move your hips.
Why'd you stop? Sorry just give me a second okay,brI can get it back up.
Okay You need a hand? No, I'm okay.
Just just give me a sec, alright? Hey! I have an idea.
It's true what they say.
Virtual is way betterbrthan the real thing! Yeah, you're probably right.
You ready for round two?