Guardians of the Galaxy: Origins s01e01 Episode Script

Be brave, my little Star-Lord.
Mom! Mom! [gasps.]
Mom? [gasps.]
Where am I? Hello? Hey, let me out of here! Huh? [growls.]
[thud.]
[screams.]
Ew, gross.
Disgusting booger beast.
Gotta get out, gotta get out.
[grunts.]
Aah! Get off me you face-sucking leech wad! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! [computer.]
Access granted.
[growling.]
Seriously? Your eyeball is a key? Ugh Please be a door.
Please be a door! [computer.]
Access granted.
Okay, gross but useful.
Let's hope they're not looking too closely.
What is this, a sci-fi convention? Yeah, that's right, it's a blaster, so back off nice and slow.
Relax, it's just a toy.
[powering up.]
Let go of me! It's never done that before.
All right, I warned you.
Huh? And it's definitely never done that.
Gotta get out, gotta get out.
Whoa! Finally home sweet [computer.]
Access granted.
[gasps.]
home? No.
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?! No, no, no!