Gushing Over Magical Girls (2024) s01e01 Episode Script
A Villain is Born?!
1
Our town is protected by a team of magical girls.
Let's do this!
Magenta Spear!
Azure Sword!
Sulfur Shield!
Thanks, Sulfur!
Don't mention it.
Let's hit 'em again!
Yeah!
He just won't quit.
Damn fiesty, this one.
We've got this!
With our powers combined,
we can take him down-together!
Let's go!
They're our town's magical girls.
They fight for love and justice
and battle the evil organization Enormita.
The Tres Magia!
They're so cute, and cool,
and have such awesome transformation scenes
I love them so much. I wish I could be like them
You can if you want, y'know.
Huh?
It's the cute mascot character who gives
a totally average girl the power to transform!
Um, wow, this is all happening so fast
My name's Venalita. Nice to meetcha.
Utena Hiiragi. You are the chosen one.
Oh my God
I get
to transform
into a magical girl?!
Oh my God
Oh my God!
Huh?
Hey, uh, is this my costume?
Yep. Looks pretty good on you, too.
Okay, but like, I hate to say it,
but it doesn't really scream "magical girl"
Well, duh. Of course it doesn't.
Huh?
You've been chosen to become
one of the villains in our evil organization.
Huh?
Oh, um, okay. Then, uh, no thanks.
Giving up already? That's too bad.
I'm just gonna go now.
A Villain is Born?!
Utena Hiiragi.
She's an incredibly average girl.
She got stuck on the Beautification Committee,
so now she has to water the flowers every morning.
She seems to like it, though.
Why are you still here?
I told you yesterday, I don't wanna join you.
The mascot character always follows their girl around!
I mean, sure, but I dunno
if that applies to evil mascots, too.
You're applying way too much logic to this.
Why do you care about all that Committee stuff, anyway?
Because we're teammates! I did a bunch
of research on your family and friends, too.
Y-you're stalking me?! I'm calling the police!
You really think they're gonna do anything?
Man, though, you are super, duper average.
You've got average grades.
You spend your time in class doodling.
You're average at sports.
Most people in your class forget you're even there.
But you're totally crazy
about anything to do with magical girls.
Your favorite time of the month is when you get your
allowance, so you can blow it all on magical girl merch.
See? You're the perfect candidate for our next evil villain.
None of that really explains why I am, though
Every person has their own unique skills,
and we can't let yours go to waste!
But I don't want to do any of this.
The greatest joy a human can feel
is knowing that someone, anyone, needs them.
But I don't want to feel needed by an evil organization.
I bet the Tres Magia need you to do this, too.
Really?
That can't be true.
Magical girls only exist because
they have an evil organization to battle!
Don't you get it? Without you,
they've got no reason to fight at all!
And sometimes they forge stronger bonds
with the enemies they're always fighting!
So you want me to fight the Tres Magia?
Did I pique your interest?
N-no!
Okay, then, time to transform!
Wait, but I just said-
See what I mean? You're perfect.
I hate you.
If you're gonna keep complaining
Venalita
I saw a sexy villain do her transformation.
Please share and RT.
I saw a sexy villain do her transformation.
Please share and RT.
Then I guess your transformation animation
is going up on Snitter for our 200K followers.
No! Don't! Please!
That is so messed up!
Duh, we're the bad guys.
You gonna help us or what?
Do I have to?!
Hold it right there, Enormita villains!
I knew I sensed evil around here!
Whatever you're scheming, it ends now,
because the Tres Magia are here to stop you!
Talk about bad timing.
H-hey, I need help! They forced me to transform into this!
Wait, really?!
Oh, please, you're gonna fall for that?
It has to be a trick!
They They don't believe me!
Wow, sucks to be you.
Say your prayers!
Wh-wh-wh-what do I do?!
Use your crop.
Huh?
This is your special weapon, the Frustino Dominanza.
S-so what do I do with it?!
Hit one of those flowers with it.
Hurry up, unless you wanna get hurt.
FLOWER!
What the heck?
Good. This one turned out great.
That crop can create monsters for you to control.
With them
you just gotta say the word
Dammit!
and it'll torment the magical girls for you.
Yes, I got 'em!
W-wait a sec
Why am I happy? I'm hurting the magical girls I love
Something's wrong with me.
I feel really funny!
Utena?
This is good enough, right?! Can I stop now?!
What're you talking about?
It's time for you to get in there yourself, don'tcha think?
Huh?
Um, sorry, I don't think I can do that
I can't move a muscle!
Whoa, time out!
It's too tight
Let go of us, you
Hey, uh
Wh-why are you doing this to us?! Please, let us go!
Ask them for help again and this goes viral.
So, uh
Could you stick out your butts?
Huh?
What?
Eh?
No!
What're you plotting?!
OW!
What is wrong with you?!
St-stop it!
Let me go, dammit!
Oh, God. I'm hurting the magical girls
with my own two hands.
Let go!
How did this even happen?
Is this real, or just a bad dream?
Yeah, that's it. This must be a dream.
And if this is just a dream
I might as well enjoy myself!
My instinct never fails me, Utena Hiiragi.
You think you love magical girls,
but what you feel isn't love at all.
It's a twisted delight from watching them suffer.
Utena Hiiragi, underneath it all, you are a real sadist.
I'm awake?
Thank goodness. What a crazy dream
I did kinda enjoy it, though
Morning, Utena. Sleep well, I take it?
Too bad about yesterday.
Never would've guessed the magical girls
would turn that around so fast.
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
FLOWER!
Meh, don't worry about it.
For your first battle, that was pretty dang good.
But get up and at 'em! The world won't dominate itself!
Come save me, magical girls!
Yesterday was a disaster
Why is this happening to me? I love magical girls.
Morning, Utena-chan!
Haruka Hanabishi-chan?
Sorry! Did I scare you?
Wait, you know my name?
Well, yeah, you're in my class!
I always see you here early taking care of the flowers!
Y-yeah.
Thank you! I'm sure the flowers
would thank you if they could!
Oh, no, I
FLOWER!
I don't deserve their gratitude.
What's wrong?!
Haruka-chan?
I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
I'm, uh, gonna go to class!
Okay. I'll be there soon.
Cool! S-see you there!
I'll go water the flowers in the park later As an apology.
Nice going, Sayo! You were killing it out there today!
You okay?
Y-yes, I'm all right
Take it easy, okay?
Are you okay, Sayo-chan?
I feel your pain, literally.
That wretch!
What was with that girl?
And what the hell was she wearing?
She looks like she's our age.
Wonder if we could figure out who she is
Probably not.
Bet she's protected by the same magic,
so we can't recognize her when she's transformed.
Yeah, probably
Whoever she is, next time, she's going down.
Yeah.
So here, you want to use this formula
Feel that, Sayo-chan?
Definitely a monster. Let's go, Kaoruko.
Sheesh. Couldn't it wait for class to be over?
Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?!
All of you, right now?!
Sorry, my bladder's about to explode!
Trans Magia!
My ass hurts so bad
I'm gonna make her pay.
O-okay, girls, let's get 'em!
What the-?! But I only have my family added on LIME
Magical girls are on the move.
Venalita
Magical girls are on the move.
Get over here.
Transform and you can fly.
Get over here.
Transform and you can fly.
Use the thing I gave you and say "Trans Magia."
Transform and you can fly.
Use the thing I gave you and say "Trans Magia."
Meet me here.
Meet me here.
T-trans Magia.
Nope, still embarrassed.
That was a weak one.
Hot damn, this place is creepy.
What is it, some sorta abandoned factory?
Venalita-san
Sorry I'm late.
Hey, Utena. Took you long enough.
Okay, get out there and fight.
Hey, uh
I don't think it's right to fight them,
and I kinda don't want to
Is that right?
VENALITA
I got a video of your fight from yesterday.
Wonder what your family would think of it.
I'd rather die!
Cool, then go whack that mannequin
with your crop to make a monster.
No more monsters around. Might as well head home.
Wait, I sense something!
H-hello, magical girls
You again!
Th-this won't
Wh-what're you?
No, what's?!
H-holy crap, you gotta stop!
Oh God, please not my feet!
Not there!
I-I'm doing it again I'm making the Tres Magia suffer.
I know I shouldn't. I know I should stop.
Utena, c'mon, now. Is watching really enough?
Why are you doing this?
Hey.
Is it too much?
Do your sides hurt?
Do you want it to stop?
P-please, stop! I can't take it anymore!
How about you?
Or you? Your feet are particularly sensitive, right?
Please, no!
I'm making them squirm with my own two hands.
More
I need more
of those cute little faces!
That's it!
She still lacks power.
Time to go. Let's fall back.
Okay.
Get back here!
I can't believe I did it again
Damn, you were really enjoying yourself.
Wh-what makes you think I was enjoying myself?!
Her Name is Magia Baiser!
Our town is protected by a team of magical girls.
Let's do this!
Magenta Spear!
Azure Sword!
Sulfur Shield!
Thanks, Sulfur!
Don't mention it.
Let's hit 'em again!
Yeah!
He just won't quit.
Damn fiesty, this one.
We've got this!
With our powers combined,
we can take him down-together!
Let's go!
They're our town's magical girls.
They fight for love and justice
and battle the evil organization Enormita.
The Tres Magia!
They're so cute, and cool,
and have such awesome transformation scenes
I love them so much. I wish I could be like them
You can if you want, y'know.
Huh?
It's the cute mascot character who gives
a totally average girl the power to transform!
Um, wow, this is all happening so fast
My name's Venalita. Nice to meetcha.
Utena Hiiragi. You are the chosen one.
Oh my God
I get
to transform
into a magical girl?!
Oh my God
Oh my God!
Huh?
Hey, uh, is this my costume?
Yep. Looks pretty good on you, too.
Okay, but like, I hate to say it,
but it doesn't really scream "magical girl"
Well, duh. Of course it doesn't.
Huh?
You've been chosen to become
one of the villains in our evil organization.
Huh?
Oh, um, okay. Then, uh, no thanks.
Giving up already? That's too bad.
I'm just gonna go now.
A Villain is Born?!
Utena Hiiragi.
She's an incredibly average girl.
She got stuck on the Beautification Committee,
so now she has to water the flowers every morning.
She seems to like it, though.
Why are you still here?
I told you yesterday, I don't wanna join you.
The mascot character always follows their girl around!
I mean, sure, but I dunno
if that applies to evil mascots, too.
You're applying way too much logic to this.
Why do you care about all that Committee stuff, anyway?
Because we're teammates! I did a bunch
of research on your family and friends, too.
Y-you're stalking me?! I'm calling the police!
You really think they're gonna do anything?
Man, though, you are super, duper average.
You've got average grades.
You spend your time in class doodling.
You're average at sports.
Most people in your class forget you're even there.
But you're totally crazy
about anything to do with magical girls.
Your favorite time of the month is when you get your
allowance, so you can blow it all on magical girl merch.
See? You're the perfect candidate for our next evil villain.
None of that really explains why I am, though
Every person has their own unique skills,
and we can't let yours go to waste!
But I don't want to do any of this.
The greatest joy a human can feel
is knowing that someone, anyone, needs them.
But I don't want to feel needed by an evil organization.
I bet the Tres Magia need you to do this, too.
Really?
That can't be true.
Magical girls only exist because
they have an evil organization to battle!
Don't you get it? Without you,
they've got no reason to fight at all!
And sometimes they forge stronger bonds
with the enemies they're always fighting!
So you want me to fight the Tres Magia?
Did I pique your interest?
N-no!
Okay, then, time to transform!
Wait, but I just said-
See what I mean? You're perfect.
I hate you.
If you're gonna keep complaining
Venalita
I saw a sexy villain do her transformation.
Please share and RT.
I saw a sexy villain do her transformation.
Please share and RT.
Then I guess your transformation animation
is going up on Snitter for our 200K followers.
No! Don't! Please!
That is so messed up!
Duh, we're the bad guys.
You gonna help us or what?
Do I have to?!
Hold it right there, Enormita villains!
I knew I sensed evil around here!
Whatever you're scheming, it ends now,
because the Tres Magia are here to stop you!
Talk about bad timing.
H-hey, I need help! They forced me to transform into this!
Wait, really?!
Oh, please, you're gonna fall for that?
It has to be a trick!
They They don't believe me!
Wow, sucks to be you.
Say your prayers!
Wh-wh-wh-what do I do?!
Use your crop.
Huh?
This is your special weapon, the Frustino Dominanza.
S-so what do I do with it?!
Hit one of those flowers with it.
Hurry up, unless you wanna get hurt.
FLOWER!
What the heck?
Good. This one turned out great.
That crop can create monsters for you to control.
With them
you just gotta say the word
Dammit!
and it'll torment the magical girls for you.
Yes, I got 'em!
W-wait a sec
Why am I happy? I'm hurting the magical girls I love
Something's wrong with me.
I feel really funny!
Utena?
This is good enough, right?! Can I stop now?!
What're you talking about?
It's time for you to get in there yourself, don'tcha think?
Huh?
Um, sorry, I don't think I can do that
I can't move a muscle!
Whoa, time out!
It's too tight
Let go of us, you
Hey, uh
Wh-why are you doing this to us?! Please, let us go!
Ask them for help again and this goes viral.
So, uh
Could you stick out your butts?
Huh?
What?
Eh?
No!
What're you plotting?!
OW!
What is wrong with you?!
St-stop it!
Let me go, dammit!
Oh, God. I'm hurting the magical girls
with my own two hands.
Let go!
How did this even happen?
Is this real, or just a bad dream?
Yeah, that's it. This must be a dream.
And if this is just a dream
I might as well enjoy myself!
My instinct never fails me, Utena Hiiragi.
You think you love magical girls,
but what you feel isn't love at all.
It's a twisted delight from watching them suffer.
Utena Hiiragi, underneath it all, you are a real sadist.
I'm awake?
Thank goodness. What a crazy dream
I did kinda enjoy it, though
Morning, Utena. Sleep well, I take it?
Too bad about yesterday.
Never would've guessed the magical girls
would turn that around so fast.
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
FLOWER!
Meh, don't worry about it.
For your first battle, that was pretty dang good.
But get up and at 'em! The world won't dominate itself!
Come save me, magical girls!
Yesterday was a disaster
Why is this happening to me? I love magical girls.
Morning, Utena-chan!
Haruka Hanabishi-chan?
Sorry! Did I scare you?
Wait, you know my name?
Well, yeah, you're in my class!
I always see you here early taking care of the flowers!
Y-yeah.
Thank you! I'm sure the flowers
would thank you if they could!
Oh, no, I
FLOWER!
I don't deserve their gratitude.
What's wrong?!
Haruka-chan?
I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
I'm, uh, gonna go to class!
Okay. I'll be there soon.
Cool! S-see you there!
I'll go water the flowers in the park later As an apology.
Nice going, Sayo! You were killing it out there today!
You okay?
Y-yes, I'm all right
Take it easy, okay?
Are you okay, Sayo-chan?
I feel your pain, literally.
That wretch!
What was with that girl?
And what the hell was she wearing?
She looks like she's our age.
Wonder if we could figure out who she is
Probably not.
Bet she's protected by the same magic,
so we can't recognize her when she's transformed.
Yeah, probably
Whoever she is, next time, she's going down.
Yeah.
So here, you want to use this formula
Feel that, Sayo-chan?
Definitely a monster. Let's go, Kaoruko.
Sheesh. Couldn't it wait for class to be over?
Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?!
All of you, right now?!
Sorry, my bladder's about to explode!
Trans Magia!
My ass hurts so bad
I'm gonna make her pay.
O-okay, girls, let's get 'em!
What the-?! But I only have my family added on LIME
Magical girls are on the move.
Venalita
Magical girls are on the move.
Get over here.
Transform and you can fly.
Get over here.
Transform and you can fly.
Use the thing I gave you and say "Trans Magia."
Transform and you can fly.
Use the thing I gave you and say "Trans Magia."
Meet me here.
Meet me here.
T-trans Magia.
Nope, still embarrassed.
That was a weak one.
Hot damn, this place is creepy.
What is it, some sorta abandoned factory?
Venalita-san
Sorry I'm late.
Hey, Utena. Took you long enough.
Okay, get out there and fight.
Hey, uh
I don't think it's right to fight them,
and I kinda don't want to
Is that right?
VENALITA
I got a video of your fight from yesterday.
Wonder what your family would think of it.
I'd rather die!
Cool, then go whack that mannequin
with your crop to make a monster.
No more monsters around. Might as well head home.
Wait, I sense something!
H-hello, magical girls
You again!
Th-this won't
Wh-what're you?
No, what's?!
H-holy crap, you gotta stop!
Oh God, please not my feet!
Not there!
I-I'm doing it again I'm making the Tres Magia suffer.
I know I shouldn't. I know I should stop.
Utena, c'mon, now. Is watching really enough?
Why are you doing this?
Hey.
Is it too much?
Do your sides hurt?
Do you want it to stop?
P-please, stop! I can't take it anymore!
How about you?
Or you? Your feet are particularly sensitive, right?
Please, no!
I'm making them squirm with my own two hands.
More
I need more
of those cute little faces!
That's it!
She still lacks power.
Time to go. Let's fall back.
Okay.
Get back here!
I can't believe I did it again
Damn, you were really enjoying yourself.
Wh-what makes you think I was enjoying myself?!
Her Name is Magia Baiser!