Gutar Gu (2023) s01e01 Episode Script
Welcome to the club of Aashiqs
A question carrying two marks is asked
on the isomers' equation, every year.
Now, how will you recognise the question?
There are two types of isomers.
Structural and spatial.
They have the same molecular formula,
but their structure can be different.
For example C3H8O
So it contains 3 -Carbon,
8 -Hydrogen, and 1 -Oxygen.
Similarly,
this too has 3 -Carbon, 8 -Hydrogen,
and the obvious 1 -Oxygen.
So, the propanols match.
Now the most important point is that
-just because the formulas are the same.
-You're getting any of this?
it doesn't necessarily
mean that its physical
and chemical values too are the same.
Does anyone have any doubts?
Moving on!
Next chapter.
-Sir!
-Yes?
Yes?
The whole thing, sir.
And could you go a bit
slower this time, please?
Anyone else who didn't get it?
Okay, so its formula is C3H8O
3 -Carbon, 8 Hydrogen, 1 Oxygen.
Similar that too contains 3 -Carbon
You've got balls, man.
What?
Which balls?
Sorry, just ignore it.
I just randomly recalled something.
Anyway, I'm Ritu Chauhan.
Anuj.
I recently shifted to Bhopal
with my family from Gurgaon.
I'm studying in Paul Williams.
Nice.
Your school?
Oh, it's pretty close,
Bhoj Nagari Boys School.
Just around the corner.
I must say, you did the right
thing by raising your hand in class.
No one could understand anything.
But you are the only one who stood up.
Oh, it's no biggie.
We are paying their fees,
and our future depends on it,
What's brewing between
the two of them, hmm?
Guess she's new.
Wait
Anuj!
Are you coming?
Coming!
Your friends?
Yes.
Did she just smile at us?
I need to leave.
-Bye.
-See you.
Trust me, Ritu,
the boys of that school
have a very bad reputation.
No female teacher wants to work there.
Please don't generalise, Sonal.
This is not Gurgaon, Ritu.
This is Bhopal.
Okay, I'll see you. Bye.
Bye.
No girl from Paul Williams has
ever spoken to a boy from Bhoj Nagari.
She's new here.
She has no idea of
our school's reputation yet.
She wouldn't have
spoken to him otherwise.
Bro, I checked out her Insta ID.
She's quite artistic.
Her feed has pics of the moon,
clouds, trees, birds
And you know us,
Bollywood movies are the only
thing we watch in the name of art.
-Disgusting!
-What?
You are right.
I'm sure she won't even
remember my face by tomorrow.
Adi,
she had said, "you have balls".
What does that mean?
Bro, 'balls' is a
classy slang for testes.
Was she checking out
your family jewels, huh?
You dumbass illiterate,
you have balls means you have guts.
She complimented Anuj.
Oh!
Bro!
Things have started brewing
and we had no clue!
-No
-This calls for a Biryani treat, bro!
He got complimented by
a chick from Paul Williams.
No, dude.
Fine, I'll treat you
with tea and biscuits.
Will do.
Let's go.
So, did you make any new friends?
Hmm, Sonal
But she's such a bore.
I miss you guys.
-We miss you too.
-Miss you too.
Tell me, you got any handsome
studs in your new school?
All of them are fucking dickheads.
if there ever is an Olympic event
for showoff, they are sure to get gold.
There's always the coaching center.
-Mom
-Hmm?
Varun, Rashi,
Pari they're missing your cake.
Aw! Come over, no.
Join us for the holidays.
-Yes, aunty.
-Yeah, aunty.
Aunty, help her get a boyfriend.
She is getting bored.
Bhopali boyfriend? Are you serious?
Hmm.
So, now I know her choice.
Sit.
Here's your treat.
Paw?
Lovely.
Good boy.
-Who's a good boy?
-Anuj.
Huh?
Look here and smile.
Hi!
Great click.
I didn't know I look so good.
You're a photographer?
No, it's just a hobby.
It's a great hobby.
Give me your number.
My number?
Yes, your number.
I'll send the pic.
Okay.
Bye.
Sonal.
"He's become a dawg!"
"With a collar around your neck,"
"He's become a dawg!"
'The responsibility to
score runs is on Amit's shoulders.'
'Let's see how this experienced
player shines through,'
'especially when his
team needs him the most.'
'Looks like he is here to stay.'
Taking Guard.
Bowler ready!
Step back, bro.
-'He's strategically setting
-Mid-offmove to long-off.
I'll be hitting a sixer.
Everyone is ready. Let's see..
'And that's a clean bowled!'
'Like always, all talk and no show!'
He bloody tricked me
with his arm movement.
Where the fuck is the boundary?
You got bowled on the first ball,
dickhead,
why the fuck do you care
where the boundary is?
Amit!
Yo virgin, where have you been?
I need to talk to you.
-Can you spare me a minute?
-We're in the middle of a match.
Please?
It's important.
She gave me her number!
I've saved it under your name.
You've been bitten, bro.
Bitten by what?
The love bug.
No, it's not like that.
Umair keeps saying
that she might be interested in me.
I just wanted to find out if
Listen, virgin. I know.
Everyone goes through this feeling.
You have come to the right person.
Just like the laws
of physics and chemistry,
there are certain laws that prove
if the girl is interested in you.
Wanna know them?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Perfect.
We'll get to her interests later.
You gotta stop wearing
round necks first.
Girls don't take boys
who wear round necks seriously.
Start wearing full-sleeved shirts,
with the sleeves rolled up.
If she is interested in you,
she'll leave her hair
open when talking to you.
And she'll keep stealing glances
at you, like this.
Smile.
Whenever you upload a pic on Insta,
she'll be the first one to like it.
Did she like it?
She'll even like your old pics.
Hit refresh.
Do it again.
Whatever she eats
she'll share it with you.
Ritu didn't do any of those things.
So now?
I don't think my laws can ever be wrong.
This clearly means that
she is not interested in you.
Move on and forget about her.
-Hi.
-Hi.
There are no cups here.
Use this.
Thanks.
That pic you clicked of me
got a lot of likes on Insta.
-Really?
-Yes.
You're on Insta?
Yes.
You're not?
Of course, I am.
-Oh.
-Give me a sec.
I'll hold this.
What is your ID?
Wishmaster007.
Wishmaster.
Will you fulfill a wish of mine?
Of course! You name it.
I want to create an Insta
thread called Bhopal Diaries.
I want good pics of Bhopal.
Will you help me?
Will you take me around?
Yes.
Let's go.
-Not now.
-Oh.
-Then?
-On Sunday.
Sunday.
Done.
Okay, cool.
See you.
See you.
-Mummy, I won't be having lunch at home.
-Why?
A friend from coaching is
celebrating his birthday today.
You should have told me sooner!
I'm making bottle-gourd dumplings.
Now that's what you'll get for dinner.
Okay, fine.
Gupta aunty!
Mummy, Gupta aunty's here.
-Greetings!
-God bless you, son.
So, how's school treating you?
-Good.
-All good, hmm? -Yes.
Sister, I've made some pudding.
I thought I should
bring some over for you.
Anuj, go and give tea to your father.
Also, take the clothes
out of the washing machine
-and dry them on the terrace.
-Okay.
You are very lucky.
You've got such a nice kid.
Kids these days are no good.
You know about Mr. Sharma's son Sonu?
The other day I saw him in a mall,
holding a girl's hand.
Is this the right
age to do such things?
Hmm?
Sister, parents should know
how to control their children.
Look at my son.
He would never do such a thing.
He knows his father's watching him 24/7.
I know everything.
Where he goes, what he does.
Right, Anuj?
Hmm?
Come here.
I've marked the spots,
go and get the holes punched in.
-Go.
-Hmm.
You keep massaging me, kiddo.
What's wrong?
-Go.
-Okay.
Okay.
-Make 3.
-Make it 2.
I'm not in the mood.
2 it is.
-Hey listen, I'll be right back.
-Okay.
You got change?
Ritu
What do you want?
Sorry for yesterday.
I had some important work.
I got your message after I got there!
You could have at least messaged sooner.
Yes.
By the way,
what was this important work of yours?
I
I had to get holes
punched in papa's belt.
Go.
Use this letter to express
your feelings to Ritu,
and to tell her how sorry you are.
I won't get bashed up for it, right?
Just look at this.
Do you see your name mentioned in it?
Moreover, it's a printout.
So, your handwriting
won't match with it either.
What if she doesn't realise I wrote it?
Oh come on virgin,
if she has even an
ounce of feeling for you,
she will know it is you.
Welcome to the club of lovers.
Thank you, Amit.
Class dismissed.
That's all for today.
Don't forget to carry notes on
thermodynamics for the next class, okay?
Let's go.
You carry on.
I need to finish the practicals.
Whatever. Let us know
if you want to grab a bite.
-Sure.
-Okay?
Let's go, bro.
We're having pre-boards.
-Alright
-They will end today.
-I had an ice-lolly in the market.
-Oh.
Hence this voice.
What's the next class?
Bio.
Listen, can I have your bio's notes?
Sure.
But I want them back.
Have you tried Mawa Batti?
-What Batti?
-Mawa Batti.
It's like a big version
of Gulab Jamun (Dessert).
It's delish.
I'll get you some.
-Hello?
-Ball-ball
-Gone.
-What?
-There's a mountain, the view is
-I want to capture the sunset,
-Yes, yes.
-the golden hour.
Yes, yes.
Ritu
Ritu
What?
I want your bio book.
-Why?
-Bio?
But you haven't taken bio.
Yes, but I have a cousin
whose exams are due.
She wants notes from
the book which you have.
But how do you know which book she has?
I just know.
Ritu, let me have it today.
I'll return it tomorrow.
Sonal is taking it.
You can have it tomorrow.
My sister has an exam tomorrow.
That's why I want it today itself.
Okay, give it to him.
You can have it tomorrow.
Thank you.
Move your foot.
Dear Ritu,
I wanted to tell something
to you personally,
but I couldn't find the balls.
I've never stopped thinking of you
since we've first met and
this feeling is very real in my heart.
Ritu, go and give
this to sir right away.
What is this nonsense?
Why should we involve sir in this?
It's a private matter.
It's okay.
You carry on, I'll join you in a bit.
Did you write this?
No.
But the feeling is same to same.
Say it in your words.
Ritu, I am sorry for that day.
But
I want to be your lifelong friend.
Lifelong friend?
You won't chicken
out like the other day?
You'll always speak the truth?
Always.
Then why didn't you
show up the other day?
I got scared.
It would've caused a big scene if
anyone would have spotted us together.
And
I know you'll find this strange.
Then why didn't you ask
Adi and Umair to join us?
Because I wanted
to spend some time alone
with you.
You want to spend some time
alone with me, and you are scared.
So, how will you manage to do it?
It's my first time.
I'll learn.
Hmm.
Fine,
I'll think about it.
on the isomers' equation, every year.
Now, how will you recognise the question?
There are two types of isomers.
Structural and spatial.
They have the same molecular formula,
but their structure can be different.
For example C3H8O
So it contains 3 -Carbon,
8 -Hydrogen, and 1 -Oxygen.
Similarly,
this too has 3 -Carbon, 8 -Hydrogen,
and the obvious 1 -Oxygen.
So, the propanols match.
Now the most important point is that
-just because the formulas are the same.
-You're getting any of this?
it doesn't necessarily
mean that its physical
and chemical values too are the same.
Does anyone have any doubts?
Moving on!
Next chapter.
-Sir!
-Yes?
Yes?
The whole thing, sir.
And could you go a bit
slower this time, please?
Anyone else who didn't get it?
Okay, so its formula is C3H8O
3 -Carbon, 8 Hydrogen, 1 Oxygen.
Similar that too contains 3 -Carbon
You've got balls, man.
What?
Which balls?
Sorry, just ignore it.
I just randomly recalled something.
Anyway, I'm Ritu Chauhan.
Anuj.
I recently shifted to Bhopal
with my family from Gurgaon.
I'm studying in Paul Williams.
Nice.
Your school?
Oh, it's pretty close,
Bhoj Nagari Boys School.
Just around the corner.
I must say, you did the right
thing by raising your hand in class.
No one could understand anything.
But you are the only one who stood up.
Oh, it's no biggie.
We are paying their fees,
and our future depends on it,
What's brewing between
the two of them, hmm?
Guess she's new.
Wait
Anuj!
Are you coming?
Coming!
Your friends?
Yes.
Did she just smile at us?
I need to leave.
-Bye.
-See you.
Trust me, Ritu,
the boys of that school
have a very bad reputation.
No female teacher wants to work there.
Please don't generalise, Sonal.
This is not Gurgaon, Ritu.
This is Bhopal.
Okay, I'll see you. Bye.
Bye.
No girl from Paul Williams has
ever spoken to a boy from Bhoj Nagari.
She's new here.
She has no idea of
our school's reputation yet.
She wouldn't have
spoken to him otherwise.
Bro, I checked out her Insta ID.
She's quite artistic.
Her feed has pics of the moon,
clouds, trees, birds
And you know us,
Bollywood movies are the only
thing we watch in the name of art.
-Disgusting!
-What?
You are right.
I'm sure she won't even
remember my face by tomorrow.
Adi,
she had said, "you have balls".
What does that mean?
Bro, 'balls' is a
classy slang for testes.
Was she checking out
your family jewels, huh?
You dumbass illiterate,
you have balls means you have guts.
She complimented Anuj.
Oh!
Bro!
Things have started brewing
and we had no clue!
-No
-This calls for a Biryani treat, bro!
He got complimented by
a chick from Paul Williams.
No, dude.
Fine, I'll treat you
with tea and biscuits.
Will do.
Let's go.
So, did you make any new friends?
Hmm, Sonal
But she's such a bore.
I miss you guys.
-We miss you too.
-Miss you too.
Tell me, you got any handsome
studs in your new school?
All of them are fucking dickheads.
if there ever is an Olympic event
for showoff, they are sure to get gold.
There's always the coaching center.
-Mom
-Hmm?
Varun, Rashi,
Pari they're missing your cake.
Aw! Come over, no.
Join us for the holidays.
-Yes, aunty.
-Yeah, aunty.
Aunty, help her get a boyfriend.
She is getting bored.
Bhopali boyfriend? Are you serious?
Hmm.
So, now I know her choice.
Sit.
Here's your treat.
Paw?
Lovely.
Good boy.
-Who's a good boy?
-Anuj.
Huh?
Look here and smile.
Hi!
Great click.
I didn't know I look so good.
You're a photographer?
No, it's just a hobby.
It's a great hobby.
Give me your number.
My number?
Yes, your number.
I'll send the pic.
Okay.
Bye.
Sonal.
"He's become a dawg!"
"With a collar around your neck,"
"He's become a dawg!"
'The responsibility to
score runs is on Amit's shoulders.'
'Let's see how this experienced
player shines through,'
'especially when his
team needs him the most.'
'Looks like he is here to stay.'
Taking Guard.
Bowler ready!
Step back, bro.
-'He's strategically setting
-Mid-offmove to long-off.
I'll be hitting a sixer.
Everyone is ready. Let's see..
'And that's a clean bowled!'
'Like always, all talk and no show!'
He bloody tricked me
with his arm movement.
Where the fuck is the boundary?
You got bowled on the first ball,
dickhead,
why the fuck do you care
where the boundary is?
Amit!
Yo virgin, where have you been?
I need to talk to you.
-Can you spare me a minute?
-We're in the middle of a match.
Please?
It's important.
She gave me her number!
I've saved it under your name.
You've been bitten, bro.
Bitten by what?
The love bug.
No, it's not like that.
Umair keeps saying
that she might be interested in me.
I just wanted to find out if
Listen, virgin. I know.
Everyone goes through this feeling.
You have come to the right person.
Just like the laws
of physics and chemistry,
there are certain laws that prove
if the girl is interested in you.
Wanna know them?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Perfect.
We'll get to her interests later.
You gotta stop wearing
round necks first.
Girls don't take boys
who wear round necks seriously.
Start wearing full-sleeved shirts,
with the sleeves rolled up.
If she is interested in you,
she'll leave her hair
open when talking to you.
And she'll keep stealing glances
at you, like this.
Smile.
Whenever you upload a pic on Insta,
she'll be the first one to like it.
Did she like it?
She'll even like your old pics.
Hit refresh.
Do it again.
Whatever she eats
she'll share it with you.
Ritu didn't do any of those things.
So now?
I don't think my laws can ever be wrong.
This clearly means that
she is not interested in you.
Move on and forget about her.
-Hi.
-Hi.
There are no cups here.
Use this.
Thanks.
That pic you clicked of me
got a lot of likes on Insta.
-Really?
-Yes.
You're on Insta?
Yes.
You're not?
Of course, I am.
-Oh.
-Give me a sec.
I'll hold this.
What is your ID?
Wishmaster007.
Wishmaster.
Will you fulfill a wish of mine?
Of course! You name it.
I want to create an Insta
thread called Bhopal Diaries.
I want good pics of Bhopal.
Will you help me?
Will you take me around?
Yes.
Let's go.
-Not now.
-Oh.
-Then?
-On Sunday.
Sunday.
Done.
Okay, cool.
See you.
See you.
-Mummy, I won't be having lunch at home.
-Why?
A friend from coaching is
celebrating his birthday today.
You should have told me sooner!
I'm making bottle-gourd dumplings.
Now that's what you'll get for dinner.
Okay, fine.
Gupta aunty!
Mummy, Gupta aunty's here.
-Greetings!
-God bless you, son.
So, how's school treating you?
-Good.
-All good, hmm? -Yes.
Sister, I've made some pudding.
I thought I should
bring some over for you.
Anuj, go and give tea to your father.
Also, take the clothes
out of the washing machine
-and dry them on the terrace.
-Okay.
You are very lucky.
You've got such a nice kid.
Kids these days are no good.
You know about Mr. Sharma's son Sonu?
The other day I saw him in a mall,
holding a girl's hand.
Is this the right
age to do such things?
Hmm?
Sister, parents should know
how to control their children.
Look at my son.
He would never do such a thing.
He knows his father's watching him 24/7.
I know everything.
Where he goes, what he does.
Right, Anuj?
Hmm?
Come here.
I've marked the spots,
go and get the holes punched in.
-Go.
-Hmm.
You keep massaging me, kiddo.
What's wrong?
-Go.
-Okay.
Okay.
-Make 3.
-Make it 2.
I'm not in the mood.
2 it is.
-Hey listen, I'll be right back.
-Okay.
You got change?
Ritu
What do you want?
Sorry for yesterday.
I had some important work.
I got your message after I got there!
You could have at least messaged sooner.
Yes.
By the way,
what was this important work of yours?
I
I had to get holes
punched in papa's belt.
Go.
Use this letter to express
your feelings to Ritu,
and to tell her how sorry you are.
I won't get bashed up for it, right?
Just look at this.
Do you see your name mentioned in it?
Moreover, it's a printout.
So, your handwriting
won't match with it either.
What if she doesn't realise I wrote it?
Oh come on virgin,
if she has even an
ounce of feeling for you,
she will know it is you.
Welcome to the club of lovers.
Thank you, Amit.
Class dismissed.
That's all for today.
Don't forget to carry notes on
thermodynamics for the next class, okay?
Let's go.
You carry on.
I need to finish the practicals.
Whatever. Let us know
if you want to grab a bite.
-Sure.
-Okay?
Let's go, bro.
We're having pre-boards.
-Alright
-They will end today.
-I had an ice-lolly in the market.
-Oh.
Hence this voice.
What's the next class?
Bio.
Listen, can I have your bio's notes?
Sure.
But I want them back.
Have you tried Mawa Batti?
-What Batti?
-Mawa Batti.
It's like a big version
of Gulab Jamun (Dessert).
It's delish.
I'll get you some.
-Hello?
-Ball-ball
-Gone.
-What?
-There's a mountain, the view is
-I want to capture the sunset,
-Yes, yes.
-the golden hour.
Yes, yes.
Ritu
Ritu
What?
I want your bio book.
-Why?
-Bio?
But you haven't taken bio.
Yes, but I have a cousin
whose exams are due.
She wants notes from
the book which you have.
But how do you know which book she has?
I just know.
Ritu, let me have it today.
I'll return it tomorrow.
Sonal is taking it.
You can have it tomorrow.
My sister has an exam tomorrow.
That's why I want it today itself.
Okay, give it to him.
You can have it tomorrow.
Thank you.
Move your foot.
Dear Ritu,
I wanted to tell something
to you personally,
but I couldn't find the balls.
I've never stopped thinking of you
since we've first met and
this feeling is very real in my heart.
Ritu, go and give
this to sir right away.
What is this nonsense?
Why should we involve sir in this?
It's a private matter.
It's okay.
You carry on, I'll join you in a bit.
Did you write this?
No.
But the feeling is same to same.
Say it in your words.
Ritu, I am sorry for that day.
But
I want to be your lifelong friend.
Lifelong friend?
You won't chicken
out like the other day?
You'll always speak the truth?
Always.
Then why didn't you
show up the other day?
I got scared.
It would've caused a big scene if
anyone would have spotted us together.
And
I know you'll find this strange.
Then why didn't you ask
Adi and Umair to join us?
Because I wanted
to spend some time alone
with you.
You want to spend some time
alone with me, and you are scared.
So, how will you manage to do it?
It's my first time.
I'll learn.
Hmm.
Fine,
I'll think about it.