High School (2022) s01e01 Episode Script

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would maybe be afraid
'cause there's so many
heavy guitar bands?
No, I think I've been
playing music long enough
to realize that if I'm having fun,
that's the only right way and
not to be too worried
about people's preconceptions, you know?
It's like a bonus if
they like it, you know?
It's hot in here.
Turn the music down!
- Get out of my room! Get out!
- Don't touch me! Jesus!
I just asked you to turn the music down,
you don't need to throw a tantrum!
You started it by breaking into my room!
See, this is why we don't wanna
hang out with you, you're a baby!
- Sara!
- Take it back!
- Get off me, you psycho! Mom!
- Take back what you said!
What the hell is going No!
Stop! Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Get in your room!
- Let's get you some ice.
Stay in here until you calm down.
I wish I was going to Phoebe's school.
Well, as someone who barely
speaks a word of French,
I doubt you'd thrive in
a French immersion school.
Well, at least I'd have a friend there.
You have your sister.
She's not my friend.
Hey.
Hey. You're not ready?
You cannot be late on
your first day of school.
Relax, I still have time.
You wanna find a new
way to say that to me?
I'll be ready, Mommy.
So much better.
At least now people will
be able to tell us apart.
Hey, guys, I am back on
nights, and Patrick has hockey,
so you're on your own
every night this week.
I expect you to take care of
yourselves and each other, okay?
But I'm going to Phoebe's
after school today.
So take your sister.
Okay, if you want a
ride to the bus stop,
train's leaving the station.
- Shit!
- Aah! Don't hit me!
Oh, you're so funny.
How about some music?
Oh.
Close your eyes and
follow your dreams now ♪
Well, we made a promise we
swore we'd always remember ♪
Next.
Name.
- Sara Quin.
- Tegan Quin.
Are you guys twins?
- No.
- Yes.
- Hey.
- What?
Look, I know that you're mad at
me, but we don't know anybody here.
Don't you think we should
at least have each other?
I don't want to share everything
with you. Just leave me alone.
Hey, you gotta move so I
can sit next to my friend.
There's a seat right there.
So move.
I think you and your friend will
survive being apart for 42 minutes.
I'll survive just fine.
It's you I'm worried about.
Fine.
Thanks, freak.
All right, class, everyone
settle down, please.
Welcome to English Ten.
Oh, my God. Hi.
Hi.
You went to Parkview Elementary, right?
- No.
- Oh, sorry.
You're in my seat again.
It's becoming a problem.
Why don't you make a list of
all the things that belong to you
so we can stop meeting like this?
You're making this
way harder on yourself.
What's the problem, Tyler?
Uh nothing. We were just talking.
Well, can you have your girl talk
when there aren't 50 goddamn
people trying to get on the bus?
Yeah. Sorry.
Hey.
You know, you don't
have to come to Phoebe's.
- But Mom said
- Mom's not even home. She won't know.
I just feel like you'd be bored anyway.
Yeah, well, I'd rather go home.
Okay. See ya.
See ya.
Girls, come in here.
Tell me about your first day.
- Hey.
- Hi.
What are you doing here?
I had a great day. Thank you for asking.
Yeah, I forgot to pay our hydro bill.
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty
attached to electricity at this point.
Why aren't you at Phoebe's?
I didn't feel like going.
Okay, good, because
when I said go with Sara,
- I meant do whatever you want.
- I'm sorry.
It's just not that fun for
me to hang out with people
who don't want me around.
Since when does Sara and
Phoebe not want you around?
Since summer.
I guess I hadn't noticed.
Yeah, well, you're busy.
Uh, look, a little space
isn't necessarily a bad thing.
But it sucks because
we're at this new school
where we don't know anyone,
and she won't even talk to me.
Well, maybe this is an opportunity
for you to make your own friends.
I'll be in my room.
Hey, Twin 1. Why are
you sitting over there?
There's a spot right here.
Why am I Twin 1?
'Cause Twin 2 has the black eye.
I'm Maya.
Tegan.
What is this, a business meeting?
Oh, uh
Tegan. It's a cool name.
So when do you move into your new place?
I don't know. It's not fully built yet.
My stepdad is a contractor, so
he's been working on it for a while.
Oh, fancy.
So, is that your house that you
were hanging out at this morning?
My palace? Yeah. Try not to
be intimidated by my wealth.
- Hello?
- Hey. Tegan?
Oh. Hey, Phoebe. I'll get Sara.
Oh, you don't wanna talk to me?
No, um, we can talk.
How's the new school?
Fine, I guess.
Um, how's it going over there?
Fine. The new school's very French.
I wish you guys were there, though.
You know, I miss all of us hanging out.
Yeah.
And deep down, I think Sara does, too.
Over the next six weeks,
we will study Twelfth Night
by William Shakespeare.
Then you must turn in a written report
that reflects your personal
interpretation of the text
and detailed summary that
tells me you actually read it.
Now, before you roll your eyes
too much because it's Shakespeare,
let me remind you it's a comedy.
And whether you know it or not
Hey. Hey!
Hey.
Um, I hate to be the
bearer of shit news,
but you have a big thing
of gum in your hair.
What?
Like, right there at the back.
Oh, shit.
It's Tyler.
I gotta go.
Tegan, hey. Do you know Tyler?
Um, kind of.
Well, I just really wanted you two
to meet because Tegan's my new friend,
and I would hate for anyone to treat her
with anything but the utmost respect.
So, Tyler, let's make sure no
assholes mess with her, yeah?
Totally. I'll watch out for her.
Thanks.
You can go.
Thanks.
Of course.
I forgot my books. I'm just like that.
- Morning.
- Hey.
Oh, God. Your eye looks awful.
Thanks.
I'm so glad I'm starting a new
school looking like a monster.
It'll be fine. No one knows you there.
Exactly. I wish I was
going to Phoebe's school.
Well, as someone who barely
speaks a word of French,
I doubt you'd thrive in
a French immersion school.
Well, at least I'd have a friend there.
You have your sister.
She's not my friend.
- Hey.
- Hey. You're not ready?
You cannot be late on
your first day of school.
Relax, I still have time.
You wanna find a new
way to say that to me?
- I'll be ready, Mommy.
- So much better.
What the hell are you looking at?
You're in my seat again.
It's becoming a problem.
Yeah, that's bad. But
you kind of deserved it.
Why? 'Cause you and I are
closer now and she's jealous?
So you don't understand
why she feels left out?
No, what I don't understand is
why I can't just have my own thing.
You know you have something that
your sister will never have, right?
What we have, it's just for us.
Do you want me?
Yes.
- Tell me.
- I want you.
School's gonna be excruciating.
I wish it was summer still so we
could spend every day together.
Yeah, I know. Me, too. It'll get better.
You're cool and charming,
and I'm sure you'll be
the most popular girl
in grade ten in no time.
I'm only like that when I'm with you.
That is not true. You are
perfect all on your own.
Hey, I'm serious.
Just be open to making new friends,
and maybe us going to different
schools won't be so bad.
I'm scared we'll grow apart.
We won't.
I promise.
No, it has nothing to
do with who's better.
It's an issue of believability.
I don't make the rules.
I think we can all agree it's
more believable if boys play boys.
Can you give an actual reason
that's not based off
of societal impositions?
Natalie, we're not
wasting the class's time.
I think I can move on from this now.
Uh, challenging stereotypes
in the interest of progress
is hardly a waste of time, sir.
Male students are more
qualified to play the male roles.
Uh, okay, so let's say if we were
doing a play based off of aliens,
would you not cast me as an alien?
Uh, of course I would, yes.
But I'm not an alien,
and I've never even been to outer space.
And yet somehow I'm more qualified
to play an extraterrestrial
than I am to play a human man?
You know what? Talk to
me after class. Okay?
- Yeah.
- Uh, all right.
So, dramatis personae, it's just a
list of the characters in the play.
Uh, so that's on that's
gonna be on the front page.
After that, there's a
general set description.
Somehow you're always in the way.
Well, Grant told Kelly who told me
that Will's uncle had been their
roadie for, like, ten years,
so he might bring them to Will's party.
There's no way Rancid is coming
to a high school party in Calgary.
So you're not coming?
Of course I am. Find me later.
Okay.
Can I get a paper towel?
I really loved all that stuff you
said in drama class the other day.
Oh, Mr. Gardner? He's an easy
target, but, uh, it's still fun.
What happened to your eye?
My sister punched me in the face.
Oh, cool. So are you coming
to the party tomorrow?
I wasn't invited.
Well, I'm inviting you now.
It's gonna be the time of your life.
Or at least a time of your life.
Okay, yeah.
All right, until tomorrow, then.
Hey, Twin 2. Got a name?
- Sara.
- Tegan and Sara?
Doesn't even rhyme.
Your parents blew it.
Hey, Sara. These are my
new friends, Evan and Maya.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- What's up? Hi.
- Hi.
You know, when I first saw your eye,
I thought it was kind of disgusting,
but now it's not so bad.
Thanks.
All right, see you guys at the party.
- See you guys.
- Bye.
Was she talking about the Rancid party?
Yeah. You wanna go?
Sure.
You know, I didn't think
that I was gonna make contact.
With your eye.
I got shit aim.
It's okay. I deserved it.
Hey, do you wanna rent a movie tonight?
Yeah, as long as it's
not Son in Law again.
That's a great movie.
Yeah. No, you're right. It
was the first time we saw it.
Do you think Patrick has
enough in his change jar
for us to order a pizza?
Oh, for sure.
- Hey, Phoebe.
- Surprise.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi, Tegan.
We'll watch the movie later.
I'm about to go on a little
adventure. You wanna come?
Where are we going?
We used to be really tight,
and then over the summer,
she totally disappeared.
What would happen if
you stopped waiting?
You think I don't wanna be around you?
I know you don't.
- Teegy!
- Teegy!
You're high, aren't you?
Do you ever get tired of
dropping everything for her?
I don't do that.
Maybe being in the
suburbs is getting to them.
Are the suburbs getting
to the girls or you?
I feel like I wanna help you,
but I don't know what to do.
I'm fine.
Tegan, come in here. Look.
Whoa.
We found something that
we like to do together.
The girls are playing music now?
They should play at the party.
Okay, are you ready?