Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
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Dragon Books
Grimoire
Jashin-chan
Unbreaking bond Oath of days long past
I am Black Xavier,
the one who conveys the will
of the devil to the people.
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
Zurazza, zavai
Infernum!
Huh?
What? Where am I?
Hey, the light came on.
Did you summon me?
She's real
Are you Jashin?
That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
The weird one?
I'm not weird
L-Listen, you—
My name is Yurine, not "you."
And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
No reason.
I just thought it might be sorta
interesting to summon a devil.
Huh?
I got my answer. You can go back now.
Excuse me?
We devils live busy lives, you know!
Don't summon me if you
have no business with me!
Well, sor-ry!
You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
but if you're that busy, just go home!
Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
Okay, then. Use the return
spell to send me back to Hell.
Return spell?
Let's see
Oh, here we go.
"And the spell to return
a summoned devil to Hell is"
Continued in
Volume Two
This book has a second volume?
"This book has a second volume," my ass!
I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
This was all they had.
D'oh!
Oh, no!
I can't go back to Hell
without the return spell!
You can't get back any other way?
Well, there is one way.
When my summoner dies,
I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
So I can't go home until
your life force runs out!
If you had an unfortunate accident
Oh, how could I even think
that?! That's simply
Unforgivable!
That was careless of you, human!
The day your life force
runs out is today!
To us devils, humans are
just worthless scum!
Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
without the second volume of that grimoire!
Now die, human!
Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
Upsy-daisy.
Huh?
What?!
Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
I guess I hold it like this?
I'm in midair!
I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
This is a machete.
It's more of an agricultural tool.
I can't dodge or evade!
Run away!
No running away.
Top Secret
Yurine, huh?
All of this feels so nostalgic.
Jashin-chan
Commander
We've been through all kinds
of hardship because of her.
Jashin-chan
Fighter
No need to dwell on the past.
Let us discuss the future.
Jashin-chan
Genius
Jashin-chan
Origin
Is everyone here?
SJ hasn't arrived yet.
Can't she even show up on time?
This is a real problem.
I'm rather busy with my research.
Origin, let's begin.
Our situation is urgent.
Yeah, but
Let's wait a little longer.
We can reminisce in the meantime.
Oh, brother.
I'm in!
Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
Yeah, that happened not long ago, too
Vlad III spears\h\h\hSet of 5
For skewering
Vlad III Vlad the Impaler's spears?
Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
Dies by dropkick.
Yurine
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Death NOT!
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
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Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
What are you writing?
I just wrote down your name.
Huh?
Wait, is that a Death No—
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
Death NO
Don't assume it's on the same level as
that era-defining masterpiece.
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
This is a Death NOT!
A Death NOT?
It's my personal memo book.
A simple notebook where I jot
down whatever comes to mind.
Oh, so I'm not actually going
to die from a dropkick?
You had me going there.
Of course not!
Wahahahahahahaha
It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
I kinda want one, too.
You let your guard down, Yurine!
The Death NOT is
an ordinary notebook,
but it still distracted you,
just like I planned!
When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
a Death NOT – become reality!
Death NO
And now that you've left yourself wide open,
my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
It's over, Yurine!
Death NOT.
Delivery!
Coming.
Yurine\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan\h\h\h\hDies by being stabbed with
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVlad the Impaler's spear.
"Jashin-chan"
Sign here, please.
Yurine\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan\h\h\h\hDies by being stabbed with
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVlad the Impaler's spear.
"Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear"
Sure.
Thanks a lot!
Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
Why?
Damn it!
Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
Not only did she outwit us,
she made an example out of us!
Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
Who would've thought the
idea I proposed would fail?
I'm gonna make dinner tonight
and then throw it away!
You put the plan together. Shouldn't
you bear the responsibility, Commander?
You shouldn't waste food.
No! Not yet!
I can still fight!
Commander, that's enough.
I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
Save that fire for your
online games, Commander.
Commander was right.
The situation demands urgency.
Yes, ma'am!
I hope SJ gets here soon
Still waiting
She's finally here.
You're late, SJ!
What?
What is this?!
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
What's this thing?!
We've discovered a new species!
Jashin-chan
Water Bear
Probably just a bit of trash.
What was that rumbling sound, then?
All on Heaven and Earth
are filled with conceit.
Jashin-chan
Buddha
Oh, it's just Buddha.
Buddha?!
She's stupidly huge!
Is this the end of days?!
Sorry I'm late.
Super Jashin-chan
AKA SJ
That impact
You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
You're seriously late, SJ!
Venomous snakes don't rush.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Hurry up and take your seat.
Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
Now that we're all here, let's get started.
You'll find documents in front of you.
This is
This is a tough one, all right.
Even with my brainpower,
getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
Don't fall asleep, SJ!
Wh-What's going on?!
Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
Don't ever come back!
Stay there till your
successor takes over!
That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
— 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
Om maitreya svaha.
Jashin-chan
Maitreya
What the hell was that?
Oh, no!
That tremor shook Water Bear
clean out of my Petri dish!
My new species! My new
species! What ever will I do?!
Who cares about that speck of trash?
We all need to be focused on this right now.
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
Origin, you can't make this decision!
What can you accomplish
without hearing our opinions?!
Commander
According to these documents,
we have three options.
Without a doubt, I favor the first!
Swift decisions and actions
are the shortest path to victory!
I'm tired.
This sucks. Who even cares?
I'm going to sleep.
You need to take this seriously, SJ.
Who's there?! What do you want?!
Telepathy
That means
Jashin-chan
ESP
Jashin-chan ESP!
ESP?! Where are you?!
I am everywhere and nowhere.
I am existence and nothingness,
one and all, devil and god,
bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy
This is an important meeting
that will determine Origin's future.
We have no need for incompetence.
There is no value in your presence here.
Die!
ESP!
I used ESP to shatter her brain.
I see you're as crazy as ever.
What fantastic killing power!
That's one less opinion we'll get to hear
When the smaller SJ is killed,
the big one dies, too.
Rest in peace.
It's all right, Origin.
One less voice will actually
make this decision easier.
Let's hear what everyone thinks.
SJ is dead,
Water Bear is lost,
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
and Buddha is on the
cusp of reaching Nirvana.
I have a suggestion.
Shouldn't Origin's opinion
be our collective opinion?
My opinion?
I see. That makes sense.
It does.
I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
Are you sure?
I am fine with it.
Then, I take back what I said.
I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
Everyone
Origin, what is your decision?
Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
Applause! Beef stew it is!
Congratulations!
All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
I seriously couldn't decide between
curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
Meat Pavilion Yukio
It's gonna be so delicious,
Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
In the Hanazono household,
what to have for dinner is always
decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
I'm sure all of you have meetings
going on in your heads, too
You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
You've got it all wrong!
We're just cosplaying!
We're not actually grade schoolers!
We may look like kids
Or well, maybe we don't
No!
We're twenty years old!
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
I lied.
You're under arrest!
What?!
We're, um, college students!
I can't trust anything you say,
so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
They're actually closer to thirty.
Yakiniku Heaven
Yakiniku
Heaven
Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
Of course, this isn't on the menu.
This is truly the work of the devil.
My Lord, please forgive me.
I am once again involved in a
Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
The witch said she would
treat me, so I couldn't resist.
What should I get?
I need to return to Heaven
as soon as possible, and yet
Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
I will, Minos-oneechan!
Stronger, huh?
What should I eat to get stronger?
It's true that no battles are
won on an empty stomach.
Well, I'd say everything on the menu!
Everything?!
Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
Don't disturb the other customers.
Okay!
Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
Me, too!
Nope.
Okay, sake, then—
Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
Huh?
New
Year
Special
All-You-Can-Eat
980 Yen (Per Person)
\h\h\h\h\h\hSoft Drinks
Unlimited Refills
Drink Bar
Separate Cost for
Alcoholic Beverages
We're all getting the drink bar.
Okay
Well, we can have all
the meat we want, so
The server took my sukiyaki away
Thank you for waiting!
Meat!
Lotsa meat!
Let's dig in, everyone.
Meat
Hey, Pekola
Which cut is the lovely angel
Pekola thinking of cooking first?
Um The ribs.
Quit
living
Quit living your life in a daze!
Quit
your
living
life
your
in a
life
daze!
in a
daze!
Wow! That sounded just
like a rip-off of something!
Jashin-chan did pay the
license fee, after all.
Safe!
Look here, noob!
If you're gonna snooze your life
away, then just die, fallen angel!
Clean out those ears
and listen up, Tajiri!
When eating yakiniku
You always start with the tongue!
Fidget
She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
Fidget
Fidget
Fidget
Fidget
Fidget
I am a magistrate.
This is my magistrate costume.
Fidget
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Fidget
Who expresses embarrassment like that?
Fidget
Fidget
Fidget
On that note, as your yakiniku
magistrate, all of you must do as I—
Shut up.
Please
Bear With Us ~
A moment A moment, if you please
People can eat how they want. Got it?
Y-Yes Everyone,
please eat how ever you like.
Yum!
The tongue is delicious!
Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
Huh?
Lettuce
Don't wrap it in lettuce!
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Why would you try to make it a health food?!
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Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
Eat your meat in a meat bun!
Didn't we just talk about
letting people eat how they want?
All meat, by meat, for meat—
Now, listen. Next time,
I won't stop at your cheek.
F-Forgive me Forgive me, please
I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
out of your mouth and grill it.
I hear you, I hear you!
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
That really hurt.
Nodding like that while she was
pinching my cheek really hurt.
Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
Viva cannibalism!
"I won't talk out of turn again!"
I thought she was gonna rip it off.
Beef for life!
I'm just gonna eat it raw!
Humans, don't
ever attempt this!!
Wow, wild child.
Man, it's so good!
Meat and white rice
It's too delicious!
I'm so happy!
Until 9:00
Thank you for these
120 minutes of happiness!
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
The grill rack is all black.
Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
I'll replace your grill rack.
I'll replace your paper bag, too.
Cold noodles, please.
Coming right up!
She timed her blink perfectly!
What a pro!
I'm a part-timer, actually!
Now that I think about it,
it's very strange.
What is?
This is our second anime adaptation.
They coulda given us some land in
Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
And why aren't we getting any offers?!
Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
Being in a run-down
district suits you better.
What do you mean, run-down?!
Apologize to Tamachi!
Apologize to Flex Comix!
Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
Smart-aleck devil
What're you laughing at?!
How about we get them to change the title
to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
Cut that out!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
It's not like you even use your
dropkick that often, right?
That's title fraud.
I do, too! I've used it twice
in this episode alone!
And how many episodes are in this season?!
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I think I'm done.
Me, too.
I'm so full.
I'll keep eating until the last second!
I think I can handle a little more.
Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing
What brought that on?
Fading
è
Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
Eating yakiniku always seems
to remind me of him
Fading
è
Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
Dessert?
Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
Is this Heaven?!
Heaven?
I forgot This is
Yakiniku
Yakiniku
Heaven
Heaven
Even if I never make it back home,
there's already a "Heaven"
right here, so close to me!
My Lord
Well? What dessert do you want?
I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
I'm truly happy right now!
Happy New Year!
Bottom of the Barrel
Bottom of the Barrel
Oh, Pekola-sama.
Do you like the T-shirt I got you
to keep you cool in the summer?
You're such a kind-hearted girl!
You are I know you are
Anyway
Just how long does it take
for a halo to regenerate?
I told you already.
Could be tomorrow, or it could
be a hundred years from now.
If I have to live this way
for another century
What's going to happen to me?
It could even be a thousand years from now.
Poof.
Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
Maybe Heaven just doesn't
care about you anymore?
Oh, no
Well, then
But didn't the same thing happen to you?
Farewell. I'm going back to work.
This theme music
You're
I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
Pino!
Angel Apprentices
At last, a messenger!
The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
Wait!
What is it, Poporon?
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
This is Episode 1!
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
Pino, why did you come here?
Bravo, Poporon.
Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
What? I'm not clever?
You are both wanted criminals
and considered traitors to Heaven.
As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
I was ordered to come here and
mete out punishment to both of you.
Traitors? But why?!
Someone in Heaven saw you
sharing the company of devils.
What? They saw me,
but didn't come down to take me home?
Probably because you were
getting cozy with devils.
Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
Once I have administered your punishment,
I will be granted the title of archangel.
This is the Lord's decision.
Which means I have no choice.
It can't be
My Lord ordered me punished?
Was it wrong to do what I did?
I get it.
Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
Precisely.
Perhaps I didn't teach
these two well enough.
Now, which one of you should I punish
Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
There's no way I can beat Pino
when she has the powers of an angel.
Look! A UFO!
The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
Where?! Where is it?!
An unidentified flying object?!
Later!
Farewell!
Poporon!
Hey! No fair!
Well, that's fine. I can take
care of Poporon any time.
So, Pekola-sama
I'm going to start by taking
your head!
Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
What do I do?
What can I do?
Hold it!
You think you can escape me?
As much as it vexes me,
I have to ask the devils for help!
Excuse me!
Please answer!
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
Please!
Please!
Help
Hello?
Er
Um
Silence
No one's home?!
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
Oh, God
This Angel Halo Tapioca
Heaven Juice is delicious.
Thank you so much, Pino.
I made lots,
and you look like you're starving
to death, so you can have some.
Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
They might be popular!
That sounds delicious!
I'd like tapioca potstickers,
tapioca spring rolls,
tapioca chop suey, and
tapioca fried rice, please!
I knew it. Your sense of
taste is broken, Pekola.
Those'll never work.
Dragon Books
Grimoire
Jashin-chan
Unbreaking bond Oath of days long past
I am Black Xavier,
the one who conveys the will
of the devil to the people.
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
Zurazza, zavai
Infernum!
Huh?
What? Where am I?
Hey, the light came on.
Did you summon me?
She's real
Are you Jashin?
That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
The weird one?
I'm not weird
L-Listen, you—
My name is Yurine, not "you."
And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
No reason.
I just thought it might be sorta
interesting to summon a devil.
Huh?
I got my answer. You can go back now.
Excuse me?
We devils live busy lives, you know!
Don't summon me if you
have no business with me!
Well, sor-ry!
You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
but if you're that busy, just go home!
Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
Okay, then. Use the return
spell to send me back to Hell.
Return spell?
Let's see
Oh, here we go.
"And the spell to return
a summoned devil to Hell is"
Continued in
Volume Two
This book has a second volume?
"This book has a second volume," my ass!
I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
This was all they had.
D'oh!
Oh, no!
I can't go back to Hell
without the return spell!
You can't get back any other way?
Well, there is one way.
When my summoner dies,
I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
So I can't go home until
your life force runs out!
If you had an unfortunate accident
Oh, how could I even think
that?! That's simply
Unforgivable!
That was careless of you, human!
The day your life force
runs out is today!
To us devils, humans are
just worthless scum!
Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
without the second volume of that grimoire!
Now die, human!
Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
Upsy-daisy.
Huh?
What?!
Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
I guess I hold it like this?
I'm in midair!
I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
This is a machete.
It's more of an agricultural tool.
I can't dodge or evade!
Run away!
No running away.
Top Secret
Yurine, huh?
All of this feels so nostalgic.
Jashin-chan
Commander
We've been through all kinds
of hardship because of her.
Jashin-chan
Fighter
No need to dwell on the past.
Let us discuss the future.
Jashin-chan
Genius
Jashin-chan
Origin
Is everyone here?
SJ hasn't arrived yet.
Can't she even show up on time?
This is a real problem.
I'm rather busy with my research.
Origin, let's begin.
Our situation is urgent.
Yeah, but
Let's wait a little longer.
We can reminisce in the meantime.
Oh, brother.
I'm in!
Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
Yeah, that happened not long ago, too
Vlad III spears\h\h\hSet of 5
For skewering
Vlad III Vlad the Impaler's spears?
Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
Dies by dropkick.
Yurine
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Dies by dropkick.
Death NOT!
Dies by dropkick.
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Dies by dropkick.
What are you writing?
I just wrote down your name.
Huh?
Wait, is that a Death No—
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
Death NO
Don't assume it's on the same level as
that era-defining masterpiece.
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
Death NO
This is a Death NOT!
A Death NOT?
It's my personal memo book.
A simple notebook where I jot
down whatever comes to mind.
Oh, so I'm not actually going
to die from a dropkick?
You had me going there.
Of course not!
Wahahahahahahaha
It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
I kinda want one, too.
You let your guard down, Yurine!
The Death NOT is
an ordinary notebook,
but it still distracted you,
just like I planned!
When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
a Death NOT – become reality!
Death NO
And now that you've left yourself wide open,
my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
It's over, Yurine!
Death NOT.
Delivery!
Coming.
Yurine\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan\h\h\h\hDies by being stabbed with
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVlad the Impaler's spear.
"Jashin-chan"
Sign here, please.
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"Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear"
Sure.
Thanks a lot!
Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
Why?
Damn it!
Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
Not only did she outwit us,
she made an example out of us!
Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
Who would've thought the
idea I proposed would fail?
I'm gonna make dinner tonight
and then throw it away!
You put the plan together. Shouldn't
you bear the responsibility, Commander?
You shouldn't waste food.
No! Not yet!
I can still fight!
Commander, that's enough.
I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
Save that fire for your
online games, Commander.
Commander was right.
The situation demands urgency.
Yes, ma'am!
I hope SJ gets here soon
Still waiting
She's finally here.
You're late, SJ!
What?
What is this?!
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
What's this thing?!
We've discovered a new species!
Jashin-chan
Water Bear
Probably just a bit of trash.
What was that rumbling sound, then?
All on Heaven and Earth
are filled with conceit.
Jashin-chan
Buddha
Oh, it's just Buddha.
Buddha?!
She's stupidly huge!
Is this the end of days?!
Sorry I'm late.
Super Jashin-chan
AKA SJ
That impact
You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
You're seriously late, SJ!
Venomous snakes don't rush.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Hurry up and take your seat.
Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
Now that we're all here, let's get started.
You'll find documents in front of you.
This is
This is a tough one, all right.
Even with my brainpower,
getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
Don't fall asleep, SJ!
Wh-What's going on?!
Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
Don't ever come back!
Stay there till your
successor takes over!
That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
— 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
Om maitreya svaha.
Jashin-chan
Maitreya
What the hell was that?
Oh, no!
That tremor shook Water Bear
clean out of my Petri dish!
My new species! My new
species! What ever will I do?!
Who cares about that speck of trash?
We all need to be focused on this right now.
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
Origin, you can't make this decision!
What can you accomplish
without hearing our opinions?!
Commander
According to these documents,
we have three options.
Without a doubt, I favor the first!
Swift decisions and actions
are the shortest path to victory!
I'm tired.
This sucks. Who even cares?
I'm going to sleep.
You need to take this seriously, SJ.
Who's there?! What do you want?!
Telepathy
That means
Jashin-chan
ESP
Jashin-chan ESP!
ESP?! Where are you?!
I am everywhere and nowhere.
I am existence and nothingness,
one and all, devil and god,
bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy
This is an important meeting
that will determine Origin's future.
We have no need for incompetence.
There is no value in your presence here.
Die!
ESP!
I used ESP to shatter her brain.
I see you're as crazy as ever.
What fantastic killing power!
That's one less opinion we'll get to hear
When the smaller SJ is killed,
the big one dies, too.
Rest in peace.
It's all right, Origin.
One less voice will actually
make this decision easier.
Let's hear what everyone thinks.
SJ is dead,
Water Bear is lost,
It's 'cause I'm so tiny
and Buddha is on the
cusp of reaching Nirvana.
I have a suggestion.
Shouldn't Origin's opinion
be our collective opinion?
My opinion?
I see. That makes sense.
It does.
I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
Are you sure?
I am fine with it.
Then, I take back what I said.
I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
Everyone
Origin, what is your decision?
Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
Applause! Beef stew it is!
Congratulations!
All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
I seriously couldn't decide between
curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
Meat Pavilion Yukio
It's gonna be so delicious,
Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
In the Hanazono household,
what to have for dinner is always
decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
I'm sure all of you have meetings
going on in your heads, too
You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
You've got it all wrong!
We're just cosplaying!
We're not actually grade schoolers!
We may look like kids
Or well, maybe we don't
No!
We're twenty years old!
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
Grade Schooler
I lied.
You're under arrest!
What?!
We're, um, college students!
I can't trust anything you say,
so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
They're actually closer to thirty.
Yakiniku Heaven
Yakiniku
Heaven
Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
Of course, this isn't on the menu.
This is truly the work of the devil.
My Lord, please forgive me.
I am once again involved in a
Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
The witch said she would
treat me, so I couldn't resist.
What should I get?
I need to return to Heaven
as soon as possible, and yet
Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
I will, Minos-oneechan!
Stronger, huh?
What should I eat to get stronger?
It's true that no battles are
won on an empty stomach.
Well, I'd say everything on the menu!
Everything?!
Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
Don't disturb the other customers.
Okay!
Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
Me, too!
Nope.
Okay, sake, then—
Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
Huh?
New
Year
Special
All-You-Can-Eat
980 Yen (Per Person)
\h\h\h\h\h\hSoft Drinks
Unlimited Refills
Drink Bar
Separate Cost for
Alcoholic Beverages
We're all getting the drink bar.
Okay
Well, we can have all
the meat we want, so
The server took my sukiyaki away
Thank you for waiting!
Meat!
Lotsa meat!
Let's dig in, everyone.
Meat
Hey, Pekola
Which cut is the lovely angel
Pekola thinking of cooking first?
Um The ribs.
Quit
living
Quit living your life in a daze!
Quit
your
living
life
your
in a
life
daze!
in a
daze!
Wow! That sounded just
like a rip-off of something!
Jashin-chan did pay the
license fee, after all.
Safe!
Look here, noob!
If you're gonna snooze your life
away, then just die, fallen angel!
Clean out those ears
and listen up, Tajiri!
When eating yakiniku
You always start with the tongue!
Fidget
She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
Fidget
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I am a magistrate.
This is my magistrate costume.
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Who expresses embarrassment like that?
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On that note, as your yakiniku
magistrate, all of you must do as I—
Shut up.
Please
Bear With Us ~
A moment A moment, if you please
People can eat how they want. Got it?
Y-Yes Everyone,
please eat how ever you like.
Yum!
The tongue is delicious!
Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
Huh?
Lettuce
Don't wrap it in lettuce!
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Why would you try to make it a health food?!
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Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
Eat your meat in a meat bun!
Didn't we just talk about
letting people eat how they want?
All meat, by meat, for meat—
Now, listen. Next time,
I won't stop at your cheek.
F-Forgive me Forgive me, please
I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
out of your mouth and grill it.
I hear you, I hear you!
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
That really hurt.
Nodding like that while she was
pinching my cheek really hurt.
Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
Viva cannibalism!
"I won't talk out of turn again!"
I thought she was gonna rip it off.
Beef for life!
I'm just gonna eat it raw!
Humans, don't
ever attempt this!!
Wow, wild child.
Man, it's so good!
Meat and white rice
It's too delicious!
I'm so happy!
Until 9:00
Thank you for these
120 minutes of happiness!
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
Until 9:00
The grill rack is all black.
Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
I'll replace your grill rack.
I'll replace your paper bag, too.
Cold noodles, please.
Coming right up!
She timed her blink perfectly!
What a pro!
I'm a part-timer, actually!
Now that I think about it,
it's very strange.
What is?
This is our second anime adaptation.
They coulda given us some land in
Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
And why aren't we getting any offers?!
Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
Being in a run-down
district suits you better.
What do you mean, run-down?!
Apologize to Tamachi!
Apologize to Flex Comix!
Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
Smart-aleck devil
What're you laughing at?!
How about we get them to change the title
to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
Cut that out!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
The Smart-Aleck Devil!
It's not like you even use your
dropkick that often, right?
That's title fraud.
I do, too! I've used it twice
in this episode alone!
And how many episodes are in this season?!
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I think I'm done.
Me, too.
I'm so full.
I'll keep eating until the last second!
I think I can handle a little more.
Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing
What brought that on?
Fading
è
Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
Eating yakiniku always seems
to remind me of him
Fading
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Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
Dessert?
Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
Is this Heaven?!
Heaven?
I forgot This is
Yakiniku
Yakiniku
Heaven
Heaven
Even if I never make it back home,
there's already a "Heaven"
right here, so close to me!
My Lord
Well? What dessert do you want?
I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
I'm truly happy right now!
Happy New Year!
Bottom of the Barrel
Bottom of the Barrel
Oh, Pekola-sama.
Do you like the T-shirt I got you
to keep you cool in the summer?
You're such a kind-hearted girl!
You are I know you are
Anyway
Just how long does it take
for a halo to regenerate?
I told you already.
Could be tomorrow, or it could
be a hundred years from now.
If I have to live this way
for another century
What's going to happen to me?
It could even be a thousand years from now.
Poof.
Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
Maybe Heaven just doesn't
care about you anymore?
Oh, no
Well, then
But didn't the same thing happen to you?
Farewell. I'm going back to work.
This theme music
You're
I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
Pino!
Angel Apprentices
At last, a messenger!
The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
Wait!
What is it, Poporon?
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
This is Episode 1!
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
Pino, why did you come here?
Bravo, Poporon.
Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
What? I'm not clever?
You are both wanted criminals
and considered traitors to Heaven.
As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
I was ordered to come here and
mete out punishment to both of you.
Traitors? But why?!
Someone in Heaven saw you
sharing the company of devils.
What? They saw me,
but didn't come down to take me home?
Probably because you were
getting cozy with devils.
Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
Once I have administered your punishment,
I will be granted the title of archangel.
This is the Lord's decision.
Which means I have no choice.
It can't be
My Lord ordered me punished?
Was it wrong to do what I did?
I get it.
Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
Precisely.
Perhaps I didn't teach
these two well enough.
Now, which one of you should I punish
Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
There's no way I can beat Pino
when she has the powers of an angel.
Look! A UFO!
The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
Where?! Where is it?!
An unidentified flying object?!
Later!
Farewell!
Poporon!
Hey! No fair!
Well, that's fine. I can take
care of Poporon any time.
So, Pekola-sama
I'm going to start by taking
your head!
Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
What do I do?
What can I do?
Hold it!
You think you can escape me?
As much as it vexes me,
I have to ask the devils for help!
Excuse me!
Please answer!
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
Please!
Please!
Help
Hello?
Er
Um
Silence
No one's home?!
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
Oh, God
This Angel Halo Tapioca
Heaven Juice is delicious.
Thank you so much, Pino.
I made lots,
and you look like you're starving
to death, so you can have some.
Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
They might be popular!
That sounds delicious!
I'd like tapioca potstickers,
tapioca spring rolls,
tapioca chop suey, and
tapioca fried rice, please!
I knew it. Your sense of
taste is broken, Pekola.
Those'll never work.