Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e01 Episode Script

Nice To Meet You, Master!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Naeka! Don't lose, Naeka! Head strike! Yes! As expected from Naeka! Beautiful.
Yes! Best four! Best four! As expected from Naeka! Yep yep, you don't have just a pair of big breasts.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Found her, that young lady is my Huh, what's wrong? Am I daydreaming? Senpai.
Please drink this! Thanks.
Wha.
what?! That drink now, it might have been poisonous.
What happened? The guys who tried to approach her might be assassins.
It's very dangerous, please step back.
Shuuhou Seiha Private High School sophomore, Fujiwara Naeka.
Fujiwara Naeka.
Half a year later, she will be celebrating her 18th birthday.
Even if you don't want to, you will have to turn 18.
This is our mission.
So enjoy it, our perfect service.
Serving one - Nice to meet you, Master! Seriously, it wasn't easy to win.
If this was one of the newer groups, we'd have to commit sepukku due to the lack of bushidou spirit.
The modern high school Kendo is too weak.
No it's impossible to commit sepukku.
This is my gift for our first time meeting, accept it.
Listen, you know east high school's leader Weird Is something wrong? Nothing really, I thought I saw a shadow Ah! That's Naeka's locker! What? Is it an underwear thief? It is an underwear thief, right? No, that's not it I don't know why there's an extra set in the locker.
What? Fujiwara senpai! The staff told you to go to the VIP room.
VIP? Naeka, what have you done this time? I don't know! What's the situation? You can call it perfect, she really knows how to bring trouble.
I didn't think they would put this much details onto it.
Our countries figurine making skills is terrifying, right, Kousuke? I can totally feel the love of maids from the artist! This is also amazing.
Kousuke really likes maids, eh? Master.
Boss, I'm sorry that we're late.
You've come! My beloved granddaughter.
Yo, nee-chan.
I was thinking "what happenend".
It's really grandfather How's the room? My beloved granddaughter.
I heard that you were participating, so I had this room specially made.
It's so beautiful that I'm speechless.
Putting that aside, Kousuke, why are you not at school? People who aren't participating should be at school, right? I've spoken to the headmaster, the school is having holidays now.
What?! I would feel bad if Kousuke wasn't here.
I feel bad for the students who went to school on time.
If everyone found out that I did this for my precious grandchildren, they will forgive me.
All of this is done so that you can live with me.
A grand mansion that will have a view of Mt.
Fuji, maids which serve their master's, food from all around the world.
A life of a noble which you will experience.
Just pretend I'm begging you, grandfather.
Don't pull us into the world of that serious lifestyle, which people will think that we're stupid or something.
Maids there's a lot Naeka, don't get fooled by the facts of normal people.
It's because we're children of normal people! That's why we should live normal lives.
I respect your ideals.
But only if you can really live a peaceful life.
Can you live peacefully? O-Of course Then will it be alright if we go to your house now? Eh?! That Um That's right we didn't really prepare yet Don't worry.
Yes, Master.
Get the car ready, I am going to my grandchildren's house.
I understand.
We're finished! Then I ask you again, Naeka.
Are you both really okay with this? O-Of course! If he sees what's inside, we're totally screwed.
I've said it before.
You, who is part of the Fujiwara family, cannot live a lifestyle in which will embarrass us all.
Didn't a television channel do a broadcast on this a few days ago? The title of the show yes A flood of complaints from local residents! The garbage land of the quiet residential area! We have finally seen mankind's It's nothing! They censored our house sign.
That's not the problem! I finished off the television studio and the show.
Television studio? I cannot pretend as if nothing's happening.
Due to that, I am going to forcefully change your lives! Forcefully change our lives?! Fubuki! Show yourself, Fubuki! Fubuki! Fubuki? The door opened Nee-chan.
It was jammed half-shut by the garbage this morning.
Nice to meet you, Naeka-sama, Kousuke-sama.
From today onwards, I will be serving both of you.
I am the house maid - Fubuki.
A maid! Grandfather, this is Both of you, go inside and check it out.
Wow I have already cleaned up the area around the door and the kitchen.
I will serve tea, so please go to the dining room.
What is this the kitchen which even the professional cleaning companies got scared of How are Fubuki's skills as a maid? This is a maid I've picked according to Kousuke's liking.
Grandfather, I LOVE YOU! Please wait! This is enough.
A normal person's house does not need a maid.
Please take her and leave.
Also, such a young and beautiful maid will do no good to Kousuke's life.
He already plays a lot of weird games which have poisoned his brain, we cannot hurt Kousuke's lifestyle anymore.
Do you want to destroy his future in society, Grandfather.
I see Fubuki is not your type.
I'm not talking about that! Don't worry.
I've picked another one for your liking.
My liking? What type of zoo is this? Cats and crows can easily roam around.
NO! It hurts I've already cleaned up most of the animals in here.
Let me introduce myself.
Nice to meet you, Master.
My name is Kogarashi.
The Maid Guy who will be serving you - Kogarashi.
Maid Guy? So What should I do now? My Master.
Grandfather! Grandfather! What the hell is this? Who is this weird guy? I've put a lot of effort into this To find a maid you like, someone as buff as a samurai or a swordsmen.
You sure have the guts to pick me, Master.
I like you.
I will serve you from morning till dawn, so be prepared.
NO! Grandfather, I don't want him, take him away! Don't force yourself anymore, Master.
Let's take this piece of underwear as an example.
You probably think it's already washed clean, but it is actually not.
The fabric is badly damaged, the oder and dirt you left on it are still there.
I specially delivered a clean one to you, how dare you wear this dirty piece of cloth.
Don't tell me you actually like the smell.
To be honest, I don't have an interest in your fetishes.
Get get out of here! Naeka! Nee-chan, the knife you can't use the knife! Even though grandfather did all this for us You're thinking too much.
Even without those people, we still can Didn't I make a promise? Before our parents come back, we will try hard to continue to live.
But Nee-chan Don't you feel anything after looking around? We had to sleep in a hammock because the other rooms and the backyard were filled with garbage.
This is the correct environment to be living as humans.
Kousuke Our skills at doing chores is zero.
Especially when Nee-chan is a genius! To be honest, we're at our limit already.
How can you be like this Kousuke? You don't have be that harsh.
Nee-chan, that place About Naeka-sama's parents We still haven't found anything.
I've received some news, they say that they've already found the remains of the airplane.
But we still don't have exact news of her parents.
Is this just a simple accident? Or Things like this have been happening a lot, the lost ones Master, which once had a lot of grandchildren The only people who have the right of inheritance, are those two siblings.
And when it's Naeka-sama's 18th birthday half a year later Master will give her the inheritance.
Naeka-sama, she I don't want her to know that her life is in danger.
As a grandfather, as the leader of the family, I order: You both will have to protect them no matter what.
To serve and protect their master, it is the basics of a maid.
I will promise as my name of a Maid Guy, no matter what happens, I'll protect them.
HELP! It's around here somewhere Before one day's worth of contracting, you already want to die? You're such a troublesome master.
Stop the bullshit, save her already, you idiot! Master, where are you? Don't step on me, someone save me! OH! NEE-CHAN! You still have no intention of waking up after all this.
You're surely an impressing Master.
I'll show you my skills as a Maid Guy.
It's morning already.
The weather ain't bad.
Seriously, what the hell was he doing so early in the morning that sexually harassing maid.
Did you just call me? Master.
HEY! Wait, what the hell are you doing now?! What am I doing? I just brought your change of clothes.
Don't put your face on the glass! There's only the wet pajamas you threw here.
Don't tell me you want to walk around the house naked.
You really are a Master who doesn't know what is embarrassment.
Enough, get out! Ah seriously, what is going on in grandfathers head In a teenage girls house, leaving someone as dangerous as this Breakfast is the basis of health.
Eat it while it's still hot.
I'm going.
Oh, starting from today, I'm not going to eat breakfast.
It'd be better if you did, Naeka-sama.
Exactly, Master.
Even if you gained 1.
8 kg in three days, you shouldn't worry about it.
How did you know? A figure as acurate as 1.
8 kg where did you find out? I know everything about you, Master.
In front of Maid Guy sight, even if you're wearing clothes, you're actually naked to me.
Sight? Naked? Don't tell me Don't tell me I am seeing it all, Master.
Confirming an increase of volume in your breasts and butt.
You're growing perfectly fine.
But don't worry, I've already prepared a larger size of underwear for you.
NO!!!!! Nee-chan! Oh my, oh my.
Our Master is so loud this early in the morning.
Kogarashi-san Hm? I have something to talk to you about Neenee-chan, are you okay? If you think I'm okay, Kousuke-kun, you should seriously get your eyes checked.
Truthfully, they did a good job on our clothes, our beds were also comfortable enough to make us sleep in.
Even though I gained 1.
8kg, the food was good.
But These are two totally different matters.
Can you really exchange a 17 year old girl's innocence with such luxury? Can you?! Or, should I follow the standards of a dandelion, standing strongly even after getting stepped on.
Oh God! Nee-chan, calm down! Nee-chan! Blame it all on that sexually harassing maid, I've lost my pride as a young girl.
Nee-chan I'm serious, even if I have to talk directly to grandfather, I will get rid of that Do you have anything to tell me? My beloved granddaughter.
Good morning, my lovely grandchild.
Grandfather, why are you here? Why? It's just a coincidence.
Anyways, what are you doing? Naeka Shouting so loud in the public Simply put, Kogarashi-san has stolen the most important thing as a female from Nee-chan, she's in depression at the moment What are you talking about?! You're causing confusion here! Granddaughter dirtified stolen KOGARASHI, IS KOGARASHI HERE?! Smoke smoke smoke You why are you covered in blood? What happened? I punished someone, who just doesn't learn So now, we're calling the first meeting of "What should Kogarashi-san do".
Grandfather closed down the school for today.
I've nearly been killed.
Anyways, what is this meeting about? If you're talking about lunch, isn't it a bit early? It's about what sins you've committed, that's why we're all here.
The defendant should not put their feet on the table! What sins have I committed? What is this?! Explain it to me, Master's younger brother.
Kogarashi-san did not see Nee-chan as a female that's the problem now Oh, so you're saying that I'm not viewing Master as a female.
What is this about? I've already prepared female clothes and underwear Wait Oh, I get it So this is what it's about, Master.
Oh my, oh my.
You're saying that I should prepare more sexy underwears You're going overboard, Master As a student, you already want to wear those type of lacy underwears You can't.
As long as Maid Guy is here, I won't permit those types of action.
Who the hell said I wanted to wear that, you idiot! This is your problem, you troublesome guy.
If it wasn't because grandfather stuffed you right in my face, I wouldn't stand it.
In other words, I would've kicked you out of the house.
Nee-chan, Nee-chan What? Stuff him in her face I just didn't want my precious grandchildren to have any bad memories, so I sent the maids over That means in place of my caretaking, they would rather live in that garbage dump I've hurt him really bad This is not good, Nee-chan made grandfather cry! I'm the one who wants to cry.
Oh my, oh my.
What a troublesome Master.
Why am I the bad guy now?! It's actually my fault.
No matter what, grandfather is just caring for us.
I'd forgotten that point and acted selfishly.
Nee-chan, are you okay? It's okay, Kousuke.
The samurai during the age of war, Yamanaka Shikanosuke.
Said this to the moon: "I will accept the Seven Troubles and Eight Pains" That means, it would be better to suffer more as a youngster.
I am also one who holds a sword, a female who's walking the path of kendo.
No matter the weird maid, I will pretend this is all training, and win over them one by one.
That Yamanaka Shikanosuke, his life ended unwillingly as a warrior.
It seems like they've accepted Kogarashi.
Yea.
Even though there are a lot of problems, but for Naeka-sama's safety We have to rely on Kogarashi's power.
But, if you use this graph to represent her pressure, it would be something like this.
I understand.
Even if it is poison against poison To make counter measures against enemies that we don't know of We'll just have to rely on his powers.
Fubuki, use your skills as the Maid Guy tamer to control Kogarashi.
That means you can use any method.
Understood.
Tonights dinner is the flame like Chinese cuisine - - Green pepper with strips of meat.
Master, where are you going? Fatty dishes I'm not going to eat them.
According to your BMI and structure of bones, you have potential to grow into an amazing body.
Also, you're in puberty now.
It is not possible to cut your ration on food.
No matter what, your weight will only increase.
It won't work, Master.
So just eat your dinner.
Naeka-sama.
Fubuki-san, don't stop me.
I will not forgive that guy.
Naeka-sama, I never stopped you.
I just wanted to tell you, using these things will not have any effect.
It's like throwing rocks against big pandas and lions, you won't be able to hurt them.
Even if you used a metal bat, you can't do that much Please treat Kogarashi as a beast.
Beast what? That means I'll have to use guns or No, Naeka-sama.
To tame a beast, you do not need guns, but you will need a whip.
The headband is the best whip for Kogarashi.
Just like the Monkey King's headband - the golden hoop.
This has the same effect as that.
Those things are really I can guarantee on the effects.
Please blow it.
This is a time where you should put all your emotions into it.
All my emotions Amamazing it really works.
The effect is superb.
If you continue to blow it for a short while, even Kogarashi will break down.
Break down?! Didn't you just say this was something amazing? What should I do?! I've already blown it for so long Oh? The oil that splashed on him when he fell has started burning.
As expected from a 2-dan , you're amazing, Naeka-sama.
Oh no! Kousuke, water, fire extinguisher! Nee-chan wha.
.
?! Master, you really did it.
Please don't mind.
Teaching a maid is a normal thing for a Master.
This time Kogarashi really understood Master's fury.
But, Nee-chan you really went overboard.
No! I didn't do it on purpose.
Oh no! The fire extinguisher expired 3 years ago.
What should we do?! Playing with fire is something that cannot be forgiven.
NO!!! This type of imaginary scenario is too exaggerative! People who are attacking Fujiwara Naeka are not just assassins Is Kogarashi's service something that will save Naeka, or something that will destroy her? Next episode - Expert of Loving Huge Breasts.
If you believe it, sardines can turn into gods too.

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